#minor c!karlnapity

[chizue-witchery]

⚜️. *. ⋆ Fandom: Dream SMP

⚜️. *. ⋆ Pairing: DreamXD & Karl Jacobs, DreamXD & GeorgeNotFound, Minor Alexis | Quackity/Karl Jacobs/Sapnap

⚜️. *. ⋆ Character/s: Karl Jacobs, Sapnap (mentioned), Alexis | Quackity (mentioned), The Overseers (mentioned), DreamXD, GeorgeNotFound, Foolish Gamers (mentioned)

⚜️. *. ⋆ Summary: Karl would be lying if he told you he didn't freeze when he saw the desolate state of the land of what was once used to be filled with greenery and creeper holes; the Dream SMP.

⚜️. *. ⋆ Word Count: 2,775

⚜️. *. ⋆ Warnings/Tags: canon compliant, missing scenes, post-dream smp finale s1 lore, possessive behavior, angst, hurt/comfort, implied/referenced character death, eventual fluff

⚜️. *. ⋆ Prompts/Squares Filled: "I wish it were different." || @anyfandomangstbingo

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A/N: woooo, here's my take of what c!karl and dreamxd's ending will be. this takes place after the nuke explosion but before the world transfer and reset of memories.

c!george appears, but he doesn't have any dialogue because he's asleep. i like to think he survived the explosion because dreamxd was there to protect him. there's also a mention of c!karlnapity :D

as always — likes, comments, and reblogs are always appreciated! <3

"Sapnap, I remember who Quackity is!" Karl exclaims while he gets out of the portal, ready to see his fiancé after traveling for who knows how long. Time passes differently whenever he's gone. But he figured out how to get his missing memories back, with the help of the Overseers. "I have my memories ba—"

Karl would be lying if he told you he didn't freeze when he saw the desolate state of the land of what was once used to be filled with greenery and creeper holes; the Dream SMP.

There's nothing left but bedrock. The greenery and buildings are all gone. It doesn't look like anyone has inhabited it for who knows how long.

"What…?" He whispers in shock, eyes wide and afraid.

How long has he been gone? What happened? Did he arrive in the future?

"Sapnap?" He shouts for his fiancé's name, stepping closer to the dead land. There's smoke everywhere, and he did his best to cover his mouth and nose so he wouldn't inhale the contamination. "Quackity?"

Where are they?

Karl didn't hear any response, so he called for the other members of the server, any name he remembers — but no one responded to his calls.

Why can't he find anyone? Is this the future set in stone for them?

Karl ignores those thoughts, continuing to look for anyone or any sight of life. But no matter how far he goes, he has found no one.

He doesn't recognize where he is. Everything in the land (or what it used to be) is filled with bedrock and dust floating in the wind and pieces of land that's barely holding before it falls.

Karl doesn't like this place. He wants to return to his fiancés and be with them — tell them he remembers everything and apologize to Quackity for calling him a murderer and banning him from ever stepping foot in Kinoko Kingdom. If he has to tell them the truth just so Quackity can forgive him, then he's willing to do it.

He coughs, feeling lightheaded the longer he stays in the area, so he leaves to stay somewhere else. Karl doesn't know what happened or who caused the destruction of the SMP, but he wants to find out to prevent this future from happening.

…

But how is he supposed to do that when there're no signs of life left on the server except for him?

For once, Karl isn't sure what he's supposed to do. He believes that he's in another one of his travels for the nth time, and he's not sure why he's here.

He can't even breathe in the area because of the intoxication, not wanting to risk his life and return to the present yet. It makes him lightheaded. The after effects would linger if he returns in this state; he needs to go somewhere else.

Karl heads over to where he thinks Kinoko Kingdom was, looking at the coordinates when he took the compass out of his inventory. He is close to Kinoko Kingdom, which he finds as a relief for him and hopes that the country's state is not the same as the others.

But all his hope vanishes when he finds it the same as the others, heart sinking at the idea that all the books about his travels are gone. From a distance, all that's left of Kinoko Kingdom is a crater that goes down until bedrock.

Still, he goes closer to the area and has some hope that he can find the others somewhere or any remains of their existence. But he finds nothing; it's like everyone is erased from existence, just like the others.

It makes Karl want to tear his hair out because he's not sure how he's supposed to prevent this. He doesn't know who did it—and that's the problem. He doesn't know who caused this or who owns a nuke on this server, but he has to prevent them from doing it, so this future doesn't happen to them.

This tale differs from the rest… there's no one here… It's just him. How is he supposed to return to the present if there's no conclusion in here? He knows there's another way to return to the present, but he doesn't want to do it. Not yet.

Karl closes his eyes, trying to prevent himself from passing out, and takes deep breaths. Then he opens his eyes and sees a figure from a distance holding something. He couldn't figure out who they were because of the dust and smoke in the wind.

Still, it gives him hope. So he walks closer to the figure, calling out for them. It's another person—he's not alone in this. It doesn't matter who they are. He can ask questions about what happened to the others; where they are and what happened that caused this destruction.

"Hello?" Karl steps closer to the figure, finding the cloak familiar, but he can't pinpoint why. "Do you know what happened…?"

The cloaked figure stays silent; neither moving nor responding to him. Then it stands up, lifting someone in their arms. The cloaked figure turns around and Karl gasps when he realizes the cloak is familiar because it belongs to the god who gave him the gift (a curse, his mind supplies) to travel back in time. Not only that, the god is carrying his friend, George, in their arms.

"XD…" He breathed out, still in disbelief to see the god in front of him instead of at the god's world. "What… what are you doing here?" His brows furrow, noticing the strange glow around his sleeping friend, but he doesn't mention it, fearing that the god would react negatively about it.

"I'm taking George with me," DreamXD answered and walked away while still carrying George in their arms. They do not stop walking, even though Karl keeps demanding them questions and answers about what happened to the server—what he can do to prevent it from happening.

The god stops and turns their head to face Karl, telling him the words he didn't want to hear. "You are in the present timeline, Karl Jacobs."

"What…?" Karl couldn't believe it. Not when he looks around the vicinity and all he sees is destruction and a desolate land. He's done everything he can to prevent a future like this from happening, yet it wasn't enough. He isn't enough.

He thought he had enough time, but when he thought back, he never did. He was distant from Sapnap because he let his "murderer" in their country and never gave him the chance to explain why he brought him there.

"There has to be another way," Karl says while tightly gripping the sweater with his trembling fist. Why isn't he enough? "It shouldn't have ended like this!"

DreamXD tilts their head, then fully faces the time traveler while still never letting go of George; holding him closer. "And it did."

The god doesn't sound mad nor disappointed that he failed to do what he is supposed to do. They have mentioned nothing about getting rid of him, just like the previous time traveler.

Despite it, Karl feels a wave of disappointment flow through him. He's ashamed he never got to figure out and prevent this from happening. Karl unclenches his fist from gripping the sweater, letting it fall to his side in defeat. "I wish it were different…" But he can't. He still can't control when or where he travels to, still trying to learn from the Overseers.

XD stays silent for a moment before crouching down so Karl doesn't have to look up at them every time. Karl looks at George for a moment, wondering how he hasn't woken up even after all of this, before returning his gaze to the god. "I have a proposition for you, dear traveler."

"What is it?" Karl asks, finding it strange to see them with a mask instead of the void, their appearance resembling the admin of the server. Even then, he finds himself nervous around the god, XD giving a sense of intimidation despite not doing anything.

DreamXD tilts their head, humming in a low tone. "Normally, there would be another Karl Jacobs replacing you, but–" a hand appears, and it cradles Karl's face– "You will be an exception, seeing as you've done your job better than the others."

Karl's eyes widen at the contact, not expecting it from the god before schooling it into a calmer expression and voices out what he's thinking about. "What do you mean by that, XD?"

The hand cradling Karl's face moves to get rid of the dust and ash on his face while they speak. "This server is inhabitable. There's going to be a new reset and everyone loses their memories." XD looks at George, then back at Karl. "Except for those who survived the explosion."

But that would mean—

"No one is going to remember their past relationships and problems," Karl mutters, devastated by the idea of his fiancés not remembering what they were to each other. If that were the case, then Karl would be the only one who remembers their relationship.

Their set number of lives would reset back to three, and the server will be peaceful again—if problems don't arise in the new world. Everyone would be in a clean slate and form new relationships. Memories of their previous life would be gone. Dream and Tommy could become friends instead of constantly fighting with each other. Karl wouldn't see Sapnap staring nowhere, the longing in his eyes of missing Dream—or what he used to be before everything went downhill.

And that is a good thing. He can pay more attention to the events happening and prevent history from repeating itself. Everyone doesn't have to be miserable and their trauma is also gone. But only he (and George, if he ever wakes up) will be the only one who remembers what happened to them. And Foolish — Karl remembers seeing him from his past travels.

"Correct," the god nodded and stood up, the hand on Karl's face moving away from him. "The server has become unstable, and I need someone to prevent that from happening again." DreamXD looks down, looming over the time traveler. "And you, my dear traveler, will be the one to do it."

Dumbfounded, Karl can only blink in response. He's never done something like that before. Sure, he's been to different timelines, but none of them are directly involved or closer to his present timeline. He's never gotten the chance to do it because he could barely control his powers.

"This will be another job for you, traveler." The god moves further away and Karl moves to catch up to them, unsure where they're heading off to. "Protect the new server. Learn from the Overseers the ability you have and control it." Karl nods even though DreamXD isn't looking at him. "Your memory is fragile, Karl Jacobs, and it will lead you into obstacles."

Karl frowns, remembering the other Karl's he saw in the castles of the InBetween. Those who have lost themselves, forever wandering inside the castle with no way of returning to their timeline. He will not be like them. He's strayed from the path and he will continue to do so.

"How can I keep my memory intact if time traveling causes it?" Karl asks with desperation in his eyes and tone, still with no solution to fix his memory problems.

DreamXD doesn't respond for a moment, their wings twitching before it moves as a wing wraps around Karl, edging him closer to the god. "I'm afraid I do not have the answer, my dear traveler," the god tells Karl in what almost sounds somber, the wing wrapped around Karl moving closer to him, almost protectively.

"Oh."

So that's it, huh? Eventually, he'll be like the other Karl's in the InBetween, forever wandering the castle. But he'll do everything he can to protect the server before the inevitable happens.

"You do not have to do it, if you don't think you're capable," says the god, but Karl shakes his head, already having his mind set to it.

"I can do it." Karl nodded as he turned to the god with a determined expression.

DreamXD looks at him and nods. "Very well." The hand that's been floating endlessly moves towards Karl and the time travelers shake their hand, sealing the deal between them. Other than that, a mark appears on Karl's neck; the letters "XD" imprinted on him, glowing brightly.

Karl touches his neck, a slight hiss of pain as he slowly rubs it to soothe the pain. He cranes his neck to look at XD. "What was that for?"

"That," the floating hand gestures to Karl's neck with the imprint on it, "is a mark to show what's mine." Because of Karl's confusion, XD explains it further. They lower George so Karl can get a better view when they move the cape away from George's neck, also showing the same imprint of "XD" glowing brightly when their hand came in contact with it. "George and I made a deal, and now he's my friend forever."

And that—

That explains the "XD" mark Karl found on Foolish's neck while they were chatting about nonsense. He tried to ask Foolish about it that day, but Foolish only muttered "annoying god" and "pet", which made little sense to him. But now he understands what Foolish meant that day.

"And because I agreed to the deal, I too have the mark." XD nods and releases the cape, hiding the imprint on George's neck, and holds George closer to them as they lift him up. Karl finds it strange, but he won't complain about it, not wanting to anger the god.

They look at Karl for a moment and Karl looks at the god, wondering what they're thinking about. He doesn't ask while XD lifts a claw and touches Karl's forehead, whispering words Karl doesn't understand. Then he's glowing like George by the time the god stops talking.

And a tremendous wave of relief crashes onto Karl, not realizing how close he was to passing out from the aftereffects of the explosion. He finds it easier to breathe, the air easily filling out his lungs instead of the radiation. He understands now why George is glowing.

DreamXD scoops Karl with their hand, a gasp escaping from his lips while XD lifts him until he faces the mask. "You will give me updates on the new world whenever I ask for it," they tell him and when Karl nods, he is being lowered until he's next to his sleeping friend while XD continues to walk, their wings fluttering a bit. "Now that you have the mark imprinted on your neck, I will be able to communicate to you without needing a physical form."

Karl nods, remembering the times he saw George talking to himself but didn't want to ask who, in favor of giving him privacy. Though he finds it eerie that the god looks similar to the tyrant of the server, and their name also resembles him.

"Despite this new job of yours, you must still continue to travel and write their history." At the mention of keeping notes of them, Karl is reminded that all of his books are destroyed, except for the one he carries with him all the time. "Keep them safe and hidden from the others. Do not let them know what power you hold."

Karl finds it lonely that no one will know about it, but he understands why XD wants him to keep it a secret. People are going to take advantage of him and use his ability to travel back in time to do something worse and change the entire history because of the butterfly effect.

A hand appears out of nowhere, smaller than the hand carrying Karl, and it moves to ruffle Karl's hair, trying to comfort him. "Do not be disappointed by it, traveler," XD tells him in a soothing manner that makes Karl relax. "When the time is right, you will reveal them."

Karl looks at XD. "How will I know when the time is right?"

DreamXD stops walking and looks down at him. "I will be there when the time comes."

Then the god looks in front of them and fabricates another hand out of existence and Karl watches in awe as the claw tears through the fabric of the universe, the familiar glowing portal edging through it.

DreamXD's wings curl up and they walk towards the portal, leaving the desolated server behind.

[notsoheterosapien]

INTRO!!!

Hi! I’m Charlie “Sapien”, I use they/them pronouns.

I am a MINOR so keep that in mind (please) (don’t be a fucking freak)

I run @soot-daily (c!wilbur ask blog) (one of the reblogs on this will be from the blog)

My fandoms are: Third Life, Double life, Dream SMP, QSMP, Good Omens, DeadPlate, Elevator Hitch.

I don’t do commissions, but I do take requests.

I don’t draw nsfw. Maybe something lightly suggestive but other than that, no.

My asks are OPEN at any time and I love answering them so don’t hesitate to send one (or as many as u like).

DNI: WSS, DTeam, pr0ship.

Some of my ships: c!Tntduo, q!Misclickduo, c!Pumpkinduo, c!Beeduo, c!Karlnapity, 3L Desert Duo.

#my art for my art!

[taesnotagirl]

my boundaries and about me

hello my darlings, my name is tae and I like to write. . . i can also draw a bit but that is besides the point. i am a major mcyt fan so I want to start taking requests, here are my boundrys

ABSOLUTLY NO SMUT I AM AN ASEXUAL MINOR

what i will write (if there is nothing next to their names I will write romantic)

!cc

philza (kid or platonic, I'm not trying to steal Kristen's man)

ranboo (platonic)

tubbo (platonic)

Tommy (platonic)

dream

sapnap

foolish

eret (platonic)

!c

technoblade

wilbur (no ghost / revive bur)

dream

sapnap

karlnapity

ranboo (platonic)

tubbo (platonic)

Tommy (platonic)

philza (kid or platonic)

[aroacerick]

{ prev was the-sleepiest-of-all , valentine-the-beloved , favorite--daughter }

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🌗 { IMPORTANT INFO } 🌓

{ ♡ im XYZ! (aka a few other things) ♡ }

{ ♡ im a minor (6teen) !!! ♡ }

{ ♡ two spirit, and native american !! ♡ }

{ ♡ hyperfixated on dsmp!! ♡ }

{ ♡ c!connor enthusiast and c!quackity apologist ♡ }

{ ♡ in many fandoms + communities, but youll find more dsmp content!! ♡ }

{ ♡ artist / writer !! (send me prompts) ♡ }

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° • ~ AJR !!!!!!!

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° • ~ minecraft in general

° • ~ bojack horseman ❤

° • ~ House MD

° • ~ sailor v <3

° • ~ supernatural + doctor who

° • ~ sailor moon!!!

° • ~ space

° • ~ puss in boots the last wish

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° • ~ adult animation ! (rick and morty, inside job, bobs burgers, etc.)

° • ~ musicals !!!!

° • ~ sanders sides

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~ posts r normally random!! i talk a lot so expect thoughts that r all over the place

~ pumpkin duo, quackcicle, tntduo, karlnapity (basically any ship w/ quackity)

~ send me asks ab what i write for!!! i can give u headcanons if u want!!! or write something for u!!! just hmu!!

~ i am super duper cool!!

~ big c!connor fan !!! (and c!quackity)

~ same thing w/ art!!! i wanna get better ahaha

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> my dni / trigger list is NOT public for my own saftey, but if we are close, you can ask for it /gen (although, while i believe my triggers arent others responsilibity, if i do tell you, i ask that you do be careful with what ive named around me.)

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> 21+ dni (unless I know you and you've confirmed beforehand) I don't like adults following me!!! I'm a teen and just fuck around on this blog, so it's a little weird to me if a bunch of old ppl are following me

> i am dyslexic. i misspell things all the time, unless we are close you are Not allowed to make fun of me for it. same thing with how i read numbers (i have dyscalculia)

> while my dms are open, please Do Not be weird about it. i don't want weird messages or anything.

> don't be rude to me! i block people very easily.

> i Do like u, and i care ab you, but please do not vent to me. esp if i dont know u that well. i get overwhelmed easy, and im not good at comforting. (ofc if i offer go ahead!! and there are exceptions 2 this rule, like my partners and close friends)

> dont send asks about my dad!!! its not silly goofy, i miss him and i didnt hate his guts!!! condolences are welcome, but dont be an ass :/

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[hotcocoandart]

Meet the crew of the Boner! They definitely didn’t steal it, or anything else. And there were no fake IDs, and definitely no evading arrest either!

Read their story here!

[myundeadgayson]

so... i started today with the concept of “C!Quackity speedruns the server like a dating sim, except i take the joke seriously and add actual routes” and then lore interrupted me. and now i’m wondering if anyone would still want this bc i know we’re all hyped on lore...

[ukiyokki]

mars reads too much dreamnotfound fanfiction for their own good

a dreamnotfound fanfic recommendation list by your resident dumbass (me)

this took way to fucking long... i’m tired

below is a (very extensive) list dedicated to all my favorite dnf fics, ranging from quick one shots to 100k+ word monstrosities that devour the storage on my computer, forever incomplete masterpieces to ongoing works of art, you get the idea. i provided links for each fic/series for your reading pleasure. there will be no smutty/nsfw fics on this list, that’s just not my vibe lmao. this list goes in no particular order, and i’ll update it from time to time when i feel like it. now, without further ado, let us begin.

Heat Waves (complete) by tbhyourelame

(wtf else did you expect, looking at a dnf rec list?) amazingly well written, and while it’s not my favorite dnf fic it’s damn near close. in the midst of a brutal heatwave, a suffering dream comes to terms with the fact that he is desperately in love with his best friend. everything i could say about this fic has already been said by nearly everyone who’s read it, so if you haven’t yet caved into the hype, just go for it. you won’t be disappointed.

Gonna be around (completed) by georgescatcafe

(mc irl) my favorite dnf oneshot to date. just read it, i don’t wanna spoil for you :)

Inferno in the Sky (ongoing)by zairielon

(star wars au) an ongoing star wars au currently clocking in at almost 200k words. need I say more? everything about it absolutely slaps, each chapter is amazingly written, and it’s just good. also, can we just appreciate dream and tubbos dynamic in here? 10/10, amazing, must protecc. oh right, a summary: george, an exiled padawan turned engineer, must return to the jedi temple after attacks on it from an unknown assailant threaten the safety of himself and the other jedi.

Like Magic (ongoing) by KangarooKen, NotGra55 (Gra55)

(harry potter au) the unofficial official dnf harry potter au. we watch the young unlikely wizard pair grow up together throughout their years at hogwarts as they battle good old fashioned wizard racism. beautifully written, incredibly fun and suspenseful, and just an overall blast and a half.

GeorgeNotFound, Son of Poseidon, and the League of Minor Gods (ongoing) by Clichewho_69, Cygnvs, Trash_Kinggg

(percy jackson au) percy jackson au? check. “road trip” (technically quest but u get what i mean)? check. enemies to friends to lovers? check. this fic follows the plot of the lightning theif (albeit loosely), but everything is explained enough where you don’t have to read percy jackson to understand what’s going on. basically after moving to the usa, george gets taken to camp halfblood where he learns that a) gods exist. b) he’s the son of poseidon and c) he needs to prove that he didn’t steal zeus’s master bolt.

Protected (completed) by aenqua

(royalty/camelot au) my favorite piece of dnf media of all time. dubbed the official dnf camelot au, where dream is the heir to the throne and george is a servants son with a secret that couldp get him killed. these childhood friends grow up together and learn trust, love, and acceptance. (that summary did not justice to the masterpiece that is this fic) here’s the directors cut

The Hunter (completed) by HederEgo

(mc irl) a choose your own adventure fic with 13 different endings, where dream the hunter must kill george and stop him from beater the ender dragon. enough said.

The official dream team cowboy AU (series)(ongoing) by antsu_in_my_pantsu

(cowboy au) cowboys and outlaws horses and shit. and the big gay. it’s a cowboy au, what else did you expect? fucking yee haw (all seriousness this is a great read, i loved it so so so so much and i can’t wait for the final chapter to release).

This is a Drista moment, let's just accept it (completed) by Qekyo

dnf fic from drista pov. considering its unique perspective, it’s perfectly done. beautifully showcases a sibling relationship through drista and her memories/moments with dream, and it just works, y’a know? also drista supremacy.

Dear Dream (completed) by Qekyo

(wwii au) i don’t cry when watching/reading anything sad. translation: i’m a heartless bitch. however, this fic is the only exception. it caused me to cry so hard my mom walked in my room and asked if i was ok. ‘nuff said.

TECHNOlogical Wingman (completed) by Closeted_Bookworm

techno is the autocorrect ai on dreams phone, and he gains sentience. interesting concept, and the author fucking nailed it. great fic.

It Was Only a Fic (ongoing) by imagineitdear

dream starts reading a dnf fanfic (we’ve all been there buddy).

Teacher’s Pet (ongoing) by niyuha

(teacher au) in which dream is a high school english teacher and george is the new comp sci teacher in room 297.

Saltwater Secrets (ongoing) by earlgay_milktea

(mermaid/high school au) a great example of the shear amount of variety in fics this fandom has to offer. when i started reading dnf fics i would have never thought i’d find one about a mermaid george hopelessly crushing on his human friend, who happens to be his schools star swimmer. yet here i am, and i am far from disappointed.

Smash My Heart (incomplete) by dontrollthedice

george and sapnap are commentators for duper smash brothers tournaments, and george develops a crush on an up and coming smash streamer named dream.

roleplaying in the dark is harder than it seems (completed) by Alienu

laser tag. 10/10

solar system (completed) by quartzfia

(mc irl) george vists dream in pandora’s vault.

Ramblings of a Lunatic (completed) by jungkooksfic

ahh communicating through a notebook left on a shelf in a bookstore- what a perfect way to start a relationship.

Paint me like your French Girls (It's Charcoal, Actually) (completed) by Turtle_ier

(artist au) george is an art student, and dream is a model.

00:00:00 (completed) by isleofdreams

(soulmate au) 00:00:00 is the moment you meet your soulmate, as indicated but the clock ticking down on your wrist until the moment you meet. i’m not a fan of soulmate aus; this fic is the exception.

Blue Skies Smilin' At Me (completed) by kivy

(artist au) i don’t usually cry while reading stuff, but this brought me damn near close. george is a painting conservator and chats it is with the ghost of the artist if the painting he is working on. they fall in a love.

Current Location (incomplete) by hendollana

(influencer au) george simps for a hot american instagram model. who knew he’d actually follow back?

The Withering (series) (series ongoing, 1 work completed) by App1e_Juice

(mc irl) lore and world building and fight scenes and everything i crave. what’s not to love? something starts making the plants and crops around dreams village wither, and must team up with new friends to find the cause of the mysterious disease plaguing the land.

Minecraft, But You Can't Leave (complete) by facadecake

(mc irl) dream and george are sucked into their own private minecraft world together and must beat the game to escape.

Free The Game, Beat the End (incomplete) by goatgoatwasfound

(mc irl) a glitch in minecraft causes thousands of players from around the world to be trapped inside minecraft, with only one way of escape- beating the ender dragon. first dnf fic i ever read, and it’s still 10/10 for me.

Why don't you come a little closer? (completed) by lifeofandoms

george gets stood up by a date, and Dream pretends he’s the date to save george from the embarrassment. simply adorable.

lightning bug (completed) by saintachesP

(band au) while on tour, dream realizes his feeling for george.

Hold me closer (completed) by Treesofmyheart

(mc irl/dsmp) i just,, really like this trope.

Dizzy on caffeine (completed) by GleamingGreenGoggles

(coffee shop au) best dnf coffeeshop au i’ve read. periodt.

living a life of crime isn’t always easy (series) (completed) by itisjosh

(mafia/assassin au) stockholm syndrome except it’s not weird.

Inhibitions Make Interesting Situations (completed) by Ship_On_The_Sea

i pissed myself laughing. it’s just a dream and george being hilariously dense, flustered idiots. serotonin central.

thy eternal summer shall not fade (completed) by gracequills

(high school au) that moment when you recite shakespeare to your crush in your ap lit class instead of confessing (hate it when that happens).

All is Fair in love and Football (ongoing) by graciegirl2001

(college au) #1 favorite college au. in which george is a cheerleader, and dream is the football teams rising star player. this one gets extra points because of the amazing karlnap moments sprinkled throughout. *chefs kisses air*

online love (completed) by andbutso

(high school au) online classes go zoooooooom

Can’t help falling (completed) by isleofdreams

dream re-learns the guitar to sing to george on his birthday. beautiful. fluffy. amazing

dance in the rain and my arms (completed) by lazy_kitkat

george is a rain god, and dream is a wind god

Weather Boy (completed) by DaintyDiizzle

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy? (where dream can control the rain)

The color orange (completed) by anon

(mc irl) dream describes the colors of a sunset

Family Mode (completed)by Strawberry_flavoured_tears

they’re dads :,)

Breathing Room (incomplete) by papercranes

(band an) an amazing band au. the mad lad author wrote original songs for each chapter. above and beyond, mad props :). unfortunately, it’s incomplete

Piece of Clay (completed) by carbonbrine

(artist au) george is a sculptor and his sculpture comes to life- but oh no he’s hot.

Try (completed) by Not4typicalwriter

(royalty au) george must choose a suitor, but none of them are up to dream, his head knights, standards. or dream is hella jelly. also protective dream is perfect

When the Roses Bloom (completed) by HederEgo

(royalty au) close second for my favorite fic. go to royalty au for a quick serotonin bost. it’s all fluff and flowers and crushes, and i love it. criminally underrated.

Heavenstruck (ongoing) by dontrollthedice

george is dreams guardian angel, and dream want to find out more about him and his past life. bittersweet :,)

Bang and Burn (completed) by App1e_Juice

(spy au) george accidentally falls for target number 1 on sapnap’s secret agency’s hit list. this ones great, i love me a spy au :)

Can I get a uhh… (completed) by lemonskies

dream keeps pulling up to the drive through mcdonald’s that george works at drunk.

Pretty Stranger (completed) by anon

when looking for dream in the terminal, george sees a cute guy and decides to flirt.

Take my Hand (completed) by latinbias

(royalty au) another royalty au? poggers. surprise twists? double poggers. love this a lot.

seconds, minutes, hours, lifetimes (complete) by meridies

ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP *inhales to compose herself* roadtrip au. unrequited love, ignored feelings, longing, pining, you know the drill. absolutely love this one, its the best roadtrip au i have ever read, in any fandom. (maybe cause i identify with it a little too much, but thats not important. whats important is that you read this fic. right now. im waiting).

Message redacted (complete) by justyouraverageloser

(text fic) dream asks for a girls number and realises hes been given the wrong number. however, an unexpected relationship starts to form between him and the stranger on the other end of the line.

the waves (completed) by anon

(mc irl) this fic was written by the same anon who wrote the color orange, which is up there on my fav dnf oneshot list. dream and george know they have a higher purpose. they don’t know where they came from, or why they are seemingly the only humans in the world, or how they feel about eachother, or even where the skeletons come from, but they are sure of one thing: they have to beat a dragon.

The Dream Doll (completed) by PeppDream (Pep_Pizza)

(voodoo i guess) i’m a real big fan of fics with really out there or unique concepts, so naturally this one makes the cut! i really liked it, it’s really sweet and made me think a lot about what matters to me in the world. george finds a strange doll in an antique shop, and would really like to just stuff it in a drawer and forget about it. sadly (?), the doll has other plans.

last updated February 6th, 2021

[anonymous-dentist]

Hi! I love your fic ''You're Dead'' but I saw your post about not updateing it/turning it into an original piece. As much as I'd love to read it w/ original characters, I'm also very attached to yd!karlnapity :'3 So I wondered - it's due to Dream allegations right? Idk too much (I saw some stuff on twt about it but there were so many re-tellings I'm not sure what is true) but if the allegations turn out false, will you continue the piece? Or maybe I don't know something and it's all been proven true?

(Here’s what I say as of 8:24 a.m. on the 19 of October:)

At this point I legitimately don’t know what’s true and what’s not. What I do know comes right from Dream’s Twitlonger. He did some weird messaging with fans, and- even if they weren’t minors- that’s really freaky. Shitty, even.

This isn’t my first rodeo with this kind of thing. I was an Achievement Hunter and Funhaus fan back in 2020. I also know to always believe the victim and to not believe, say, random fucking people saying things and then immediately leaving.

I’ve never liked Dream. It’s never been a secret. I’ve never watched any of his videos besides the face reveal and I’ve never watched any of his streams because I’ve never liked him. I’ve never defended him outside of saying he isn’t ugly. All the stuff he’s done in the past has been horrible. I firmly believe that you can grow as a person (I know it firsthand), and I’ve always been able to separate art from artist as you can tell by c!Dream being in my fics, but at this point it’s legit just too much. Because even if the allegations are true, the way he handled this plus the Manatreed situation earlier this year plus him, again, admitting to sending weird and very parasocial messages to fans just makes everything he’s touched tainted.

You’re Dead won’t be continued. I have cried over this. It isn’t the most important thing in the world, and the priority here should be with the victim(s?), but it still hit hard yesterday when I realized I’ll never be able to finish my fic.

Even if I was to play devil’s advocate here, I’d say that he’s still too gross. Dream’s character was going to die in the end, anyway, but I’d still have to write and include him in the second half of the fic, and I’m. Not doing that. So it can never be continued even if the allegations are somehow false. It sucks and I’m heartbroken. There, I said it, but it isn’t worth hours and hours of seeing his name there. He doesn’t deserve even a single hit on the Google search bar.

But! I really like the new concepts I have for You’re Dead: the Remake. It’s tighter and more focused while making adjustments to the characters that bring them to life in new ways and allow them to act like total fucking freaks all of the time (because tbh they were super ooc for a fanfic.) There were a lot of plot threads in YD I don’t think I could have ever successfully concluded in a satisfying way. Things were jumbled and messy and, honestly, pretty bad. But now I can fix it and make it actually good!

If the allegations are somehow false and other creators ditch the asshole motherfucker piece of shit, maybe I’ll be able to write about their characters in peace. Maybe. Karlnapity are so fucking important to me, you don’t understand. But the way things are looking based on what I saw on Karl’s stream last night and by how silent twitter has been on the subject… it’s not looking too good.

[bluejellie]

c!quackity for the character ask!

woooo okay!

first impression: got funny, not so serious vibes (i started watching on the nov 16(?) when the wilbur betrayal and stuff happened). also saw a very serious side during the big lore shit that was very intriguing

impression now: this man is Messed Up. love the whole “i will do anything for me and a select group of people” attitude, he just makes very drastic decisions. ADORE the way his voice gets when hes all “you have played right into my hand” thats my favorite kind of character

favorite moment: shit uhhhhh. probably when he ate schlatts heart, that was very girlboss of him

idea for a story: anything at all related to him and c!wilbur. preferably more Tommyinnit Custody Battles. would love for them to talk their issues out without any ego or history getting in the way and without either resorting to violence after the conversation

unpopular opinion: might not be unpopular but like, sorry, c!quackity is NOT as bad as c!dream lmao. call me when you kidnap, abuse, and manipulate a minor, among many other hideous crimes, and i will agree. its also hard to compare the two at all because Q actually has known narrative motives, and dreams havent really been talked about as of now

favorite relationship: gonna be basic here but i gotta say karlnapity. will be holding out forever for any kind of positive development on that front

favorite headcanon: wings! specifically tiny duck wings that he cant use to fly but that help him express himself

[theghostofblackbunnymask]

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Hello! I’m Bunny Mask/Bell and I’m a writer, I write dark content, Yanderes, SFW, and sometimes fluff.

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Even A Devil Can Break (Y!Casino Quackity x Reader) (On Going) (Being Rewriten)

Chapter 1

I’m Back~ (On Going) (Almost Finished) (Y!Revivebur x Reader) (Co-Writer is @bookoffandoms )

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Saved Doesn’t Mean Safe (Y!Ponk x Y!Awesamdud x Reader)

Part 1 

Part 2

The Tragic Tale Of The Princess Of Azmoir (Yandere Feral Boys x Reader) 

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Writing Prompt List

Yandere Alphabet List

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General Supremacy

I write

Yandere

Dark content

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Angst

Fem readers

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Platonic yandere 

Non yandere content

C!Dream SMP

I don't write

Pregnant readers (I'm sorry it's just a really uncomfortable/sensitive subject for me but I'm fine with readers who already have kids)

Male readers

Incest

NSFW

Yandere Philza/Mumza (I'm sorry but writing yandere for those two make me extremely uncomfortable)

Step x step

Pedophilia 

Monster AUs (unless its October, then sure because its SPOOKY MONTH!)

People who aren't comfortable with fanfics. 

Soulmate AUs

CC!Dream SMP

Writing Thoughts

Dream SMP Heathers AU

Dream SMP Heather AU 2

Platonic Las Nevadas Fantasy RPG

Heather UA 3 (Roles)

Work in Progress (Currently Started)

Revived Schlatt coming back for his Darling

Yandere Poly Dream team doing manhunt with escaped reader who's good at survival 

Yandere Wilbur finding about Yandere Fundy’s bunny darling and they fight over them

Yandere Sir Billaim Headcannons

Personal fics

Bee x Hawks (Gift for @a-bee-ja)

X Reader Fics

Dream x Reader

Casino! Quackity x Reader

A4 Writing Prompt Yandere Schlatt x Reader

A5 And A7 Writing Prompt Dream x Reader

Flowers in the woods (Platonic Technoblade and Ranboo x Child Reader)

A11 and Y13 for Yandere Schlatt x Reader

Y7 for Yandere Karlnapity x Reader

Cuddles (Quackity x Reader)

Y11, A8, A10 Yandere Dream x Reader

Y7 for Yandere Karlnapity x Reader part 2

Yandere Technoblade x Reader x Yandere Dream (Royalty AU) 

Goretober day 3 with College AU Karl Jacobs 

Goretober day 5 with George 

Headcanons

Yandere Ghostbur Headcanons

Yandere Schlatt Headcanons

Yandere Revivebur Headcanons

Yandere Quackity with a Y/N who escaped and became close friends with the members of the Syndicate

Yandere Slimecicle Headcannons

Yandere Quackity Headcannons

Las Nevadas Crew with a Bunny Hybrid Darling

How Charlie Slimecicle would react to QUackity’s darling asking for help

Yandere Punz training his darling 

Quackity’s Darling’s Death (Quackity + Las Nevadas Crew) 

Mini headcannons for Eret 

Mini Yandere Royalty AU Karl Jacobs Headcanons 

Facts about Alexis from the Royalty AU

Alphabets

Yandere Fundy Alphabet

Yandere Punz Alphabet

Yandere Schlatt Alphabet 

Yandere Karl Jacobs Alphabet

Backgrounds, Brainrots ect for AUs

Detective AU backgrounds for the Feral Boys 

Yandere College AU Feral Boys Brainrot 

A few facts about Broken Detective AU Y/N 

Most of the duos, Trios and Squads in the college AU with their names (You can send ask using these names btw) 

Fanart For AUs (By @octoxlol)

Connoreatspants For College AU

Halloween Part For College AU 

Royalty AU Connoreatspants 

Schlatt 

Sleepy Connor 

Schlatt 

College Schlatt 

Happy College Connor 

College AU Schlatt 

Matchups

1- Platonic (Ranboo)

2- Platonic (Tommyinit)

3- Romantic (Karl Jacobs)

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[dnfao3tags]

Monthly Fic Roundup - March 2022

ok HEY so i started doing this monthly fic roundup thing on twitter of my fav fics posted each month but now i've decided to shift it here, also thought it would be a good idea to crosspost march's here.

— all the patience that i've got (it's not enough to save me) by exd1t info: gen | complete | 2.3k tags: AU: high school, fluff, ambiguous ending, whipped dream

— Strangers; We Fall In Love With by everthoughtful info: gen | complete | 5.4k words tags: AU: not streamers, living with a stranger, fake relationship

— sunlight and soil by miamango info: teen | complete | 19.5k tags: AU: Kiki's delivery service, cats!karlnap, witch george, fluff, getting together, strangers to lovers

— A Montage Of Our Love by BirbWatcher info: teen | complete | 27.4k tags: AU, Exes to Lovers, chef dream, photographer george

— All Of Our Memories Ahead by BirbWatcher info: teen | complete | 70k tags: AU: soulmates, Red string of fate, canon compliant, side karlnap

— you sunshine, you temptress by reydays info: teen | complete | 1.8k tags: AU: college, meet-cute, fluff, dream is so whipped

— falling into you by effervescentwolf info: teen | complete | 13.7k words tags: himbo dream, oblivious dream, idiots in love, fluff, domestic

— Tying you to me by summerchai info: teen | complete | 9.8k words tags: knitting, the sweater curse, domestic, 3+1

— Give Me Your Attention by BirbWatcher info: teen | complete | 14.7k tags: AU: neighbors, cuddling, sickfic, domestic, strangers to lovers

— Je te laisserai des mots (I'll leave you words) by ShiloBarns info: mature | incomplete | 2/? tags: AU: historical, AU: World War ll, American fighter pilot dream, French george

— Revivescere by 24notfound info: mature | incomplete tags: AU, h/c, domestic fluff, minor character death, angst w happy ending

— incisors by angelbeachcat info: mature | complete | 2.7k tags: AU: not famous, fwb, complicated relationship, hopeful ending

— Any Stranger I Choose by softdaydreaming info: mature | incomplete | 1/? | 4.2k tags: AU: non famous x famous, one night stand, fake dating, clothes sharing, flirting

— primadonna by ploobies info: mature | incomplete tags: AU: college, cheerleader george, football player dream, george wears dream's letterman, enemies to lovers

— boys and girls and punctuation by ffnppnOF info: mature | complete | 7.5k tags: AU: high school, genderqueer george, supportive dream, he/they prns for george, gender dysphoria

— waiting room by apriltodeath info: explicit | complete | 12.6k tags: h/c, sick george, domestic fluff, hair washing, blowjobs, fluff and angst

— I've Never Fallen From Quite This High by consciousness_streaming info: explicit | incomplete tags: discussions of divorce (not dnf), slow burn, sharing a bed, showering together, rimming

— Astrophile by flameonfire info: explicit | incomplete tags: AU: college, strangers to lovers, first dates, fluff, astronomy

— Love (Loving) in the Field by moggroze info: explicit | complete | 17.1k tags: AU: modern setting, break up, reunion, reunion sex, angst w a happy ending

— asmr by validvali info: explicit | complete | 5.8k tags: AU: college, asmr artist george, insomnia, first time, size kink, voice kink, blowjobs, handjobs, anal sex

i dont have one for april lol i have way too busy with this blog but ill maybe do one soon

[binas-idea-vault]

uhhh i have no idea how to tumblr-

anyways hello! my name is Bina (not my actual name i promise i’m not that small brain to post my real name on here) and i write dsmp stuff for fun! i came up with a bunch of random au ideas and was like fuck it i’m making a blog-

anyways i only write for the characters not the irl people and only platonic for the minors of the smp, no smut cause i simply can’t write smut (i’m asexual so-) and of course i have the right to ignore/not do any request i don’t feel comfortable doing!

Masterlist Contains AU ideas that are free for anyone to use (preferably with credit but it’s fine if you forget), Headcannons and Drabbles:

AU Idea : Dream SMP Band AU (x reader involved)

AU Idea : Dream SMP Mafia/Casino AU (x reader involved)

AU Idea : Dream SMP Scooby-Doo AU (platonic x reader involved)

Oneshot : God of Video Games x God!Sam (x reader, not romantic, father-figure type beat)

Oneshot : Yandere Dream God AU x reader (x reader, tw for yandere themes)

Oneshot : Wilbur God AU x reader (romantic x reader, no tw, kinda angsty but turns to fluff)

Oneshot Inspired by A Writing Prompt : In-game AU x reader (platonic x reader, no tw just some vibes)

Oneshot : In-game AU "All I Wanted [Was You]" (C!Dream x reader, angst time-)

Headcannon : C!Karlnapity x reader (romantic x reader, no tw, just some self-indulgent fluff)

Mini-Series "Interlude : I'm Not Angry Anymore" (inspired by the song of the same title by Paramore):

"Interlude : I'm Not Angry Anymore"

"Everything [They] Wanted"

The Cost of Success Masterlist (collborative with the lovely gh0st1esbl0g, i’ll be linking the chapters they write here as well:

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

that’s all and have a lovely day <3

[honeybunnybeez]

Masterlist (Finally! :D)

♡Updated: 14th March 2021

♡Organized by: Format

♡Characters will be added to the list when the character has been written about.

Fanfiction

♡Dream SMP:

c!Dream:

Did you even...? (Angst)

c!Eret:

No other way (Angst) (Platonic) (Parental!Eret)

c!Technoblade:

Dress up (Fluff)

c!Ranboo (Platonic in general)

Makeshift umbrella (Fluff)

Poly!c!Karlnapity:

Kiss it better (Fluff)

Love me sweeter (Fluff)

Tubbo (Platonic in general)

Headed to where home is (Angst + Fluff)

♡Hermitcraft:

c!BdoubleO100 (Bdubs):

New 'Do (Fluff) (Platonic) (Parental!Bdubs)

Headcanons and more under the cut:

Headcanons:

♡Multiple:

How they react to you jokingly rejecting their kisses (Fluff) (c!Dream Team, c!Philza, c!Techno, c!Badboyhalo)

Just little hybrid things (Fluff) (c!Fundy, c!Philza, c!Quackity, c!Schlatt, c!Technoblade)

c!Tommy and c!Tubbo with a parental reader (Fluff with sprinkles of minor Angst)

c!Ranboo with a parental reader (+ more c!Tommy and c!Tubbo headcanons) (Fluff)

How they react to you being affectionate when they return (Fluff) (c!Dream, c!Sapnap+Karlnapity bonus, c!Technoblade)

General kiss headcanons (Fluff) (C!Technoblade, C!George, C!Sapnap)

c!Technoblade:

Kissing them while they’re ‘asleep’ (Fluff) (C!Technoblade, C!Fundy, C!Niki, C!Awesamdude)

♡Dream SMP:

General relationship headcanons (Fluff)

Anon Talk:

⚰️ anon:

c!Technoblade with a bat hybrid reader (Fluff)

☀️🔪 anon:

c!Technoblade with a sweet reader (Fluff)

🍃 anon:

Being affectionate with c!Technoblade (Fluff)

Berry anon:

Soft things with c!Philza (Fluff)

🐏 anon:

Blaze!Sapnap blurbs (Fluff)

Xisuma gifting the reader flowers (Fluff)

Misc. Anons:

c!Tommy getting stuck in the snow (Fluff)

c!Awesamdude blurbs (Fluff)

Demon!Bad and Ram!Schlatt headbutting the reader (Fluff)

c!Tubbo with pool noodles on his horns (Fluff)

[barbiegirldream]

mmm holy shit i got like 15 new followers during that. uhhh hi gamers. 

my name is sally as in sally the salmon. i’m primarily a dteam blogger. but i love all the sex havers. and also techno and tommy. 

i’m really bad at tagging just to say so feel free to ask. i do discourse a lot so general discourse is tagged discourse. if i’m getting into stupid arguments with anons it’s pvp enabled as the tag

I do dnf jokes a lot seeing as that’s half the content we’re provided lately lmao. also sometimes i make sexual jokes primarily about dream or george so if you’re a minor warning you off of that. i can’t make you unfollow me but yeah. it’ll be tagged suggestive 

i am not a super big lore head but it happens. sally talks lore is the tag. 

c!dream my evil meow meow not an apologist but i recognize him as a three dimensional character. i like c!tommy but i make fun of exile a lot so do with that as you will. big c!techno c!george c!sapnap c!karl fan. i love c!q but haven’t been keeping up with him too too much. i’m a toxic c!karlnapity shipper 

idk what else to say but welcome welcome mwah 

[memryse]

hello tumblr i present my canon-compliant "DSMP But... Everybody Discovered Large-Scale Organised Religion" mianite au which took a few hours to write up oops. basically here is a list of which god everybody would follow and why, based on canon events (i have therefore left out a couple of the members who don't really do lore or be on the server much because i definitely don't know about them enough to be accurate!)

dream: mianite. obsessed with control, you get it. went too far though and developed his own obsession with controlling the server so he is now godless and in jail

tommy: dianite. tommy is a favourite of dianite's - he's idealistic with a penchant for chaos, and like i said in my other post dianite probably sees himself in tommy a little. they're both misunderstood as Bad People

tubbo: ianite -> dianite, he converts post-doomsday. grew up as a follower of ianite and trying to follow her path put added pressure on him during his presidency. embraces being a dianitee with the start of the nuke program, but he keeps all his ianitee family heirlooms. ianite still holds a soft spot for him because of his family and occasionally gives him minor blessings. that being said she's of course a little disappointed he chose to change gods, but respects his decision

ranboo: no god, but enderwalk ranboo is an acolyte of ianite; awakeboo eventually converts to ianite when he reads awakeboo's note and decides to become more active in conflict resolution. he realises ianite actually aligns with his newfound ideals, and is of course more in touch with his ender side. however prior to this he wasn't really very keen on worshipping any gods, seeing as all he saw from them was wars waged in their names.

wilbur: also an atheist. probably prayed to dianite during pogtopia ("dream, i want to be your vassal" type beat) but other than that he's the type to criticise organised religion and be an independent leader, no need for gods. wilbur and ranboo narrative foils my beloveds!!!

techno: ianite. the thing about c!techno is he has one goal and he will stick to that no matter what - it's not total order, but it's not chaos either because there is motivation and reasoning behind it. also, a core tenet of ianitee ideology is not involving yourself in conflict until somebody personally wrongs you. much like butcher army era techno where he retreats to a peaceful (more godly, in this case) life until he's hunted down, at which point he Fucks Shit Up. in general techno holds grudges and takes even slight betrayals very seriously.

phil: ianite. i can see antarctic duo as former warriors of ianite! idk i don't have much to say phil is just.. a chill old warrior. probably jaded and tired of fighting wars for his goddess, but he still prays to her. specifically he prayed every night that wilbur could finally find balance in the afterlife. :)

niki: also ianite. definitely. niki values her own beliefs and morals, she's her own independent self. maybe she was a mianitee pre-nov 16th, but not since then. this makes the syndicate pretty much just a secret squad of ianitees (+ ranboo who everyone kind of just assumes is an ianitee given that, yknow, enderman). this is extra fun with the syndicate table being an end portal

sam: mianite 10000000%. he puts his commitment to duty above all else. not really much more to say he is just fully committed to keeping the server safe by carrying out mianite's will and imprisoning dream.

foolish: he's a god himself, so he doesn't follow any of the main three. however in the past he did work with mianite, enforcing his control over the land. from what we know about his totem of death period it wasn't like.. wanton destruction, it was him seeking control through violence, so i'm not inclined to say he worked with dianite back then.

george: man just wants to sleep and farm wheat, he's mianite. ez.

sapnap: also mianite. dream team as mianite's strongest and most revered knights!!!!!!

puffy: she's a pirate lady i don't know what to tell you other than she was part of capsize's crew. ianitee pirate ladies i care you. plus i feel like puffy centres mostly on people and not allying herself with specific nations or causes, she believes in balance above all.

eret: i view the greater dsmp as a mianitee nation, so as king of it they obviously have to follow mianite. eret has always strove to be a good king and help their nation prosper. plus, who knows what went on in the past with foolish. former mianite warriors eternal duo? i think so! (i think it would be cool if a literal reincarnation of herobrine was a mianitee purely because it fucks with everybody's expectations)

quackity: dianite. not just because he's chaos incarnate at times but like his entire current arc is so reminiscent of the fact that s2 dianite was literally a businessman. rip ghost dianite you would've loved c!quackity

fundy: oh boy here's a complex one. fundy switches gods frequently - look how much he craves acceptance from authority figures, from a substitute parental figure. i think right now his prophetic dreams could be interpreted as him being chosen by a certain god who sees potential in him, but i can't say who bc we don't really know too much about them or even why he's suddenly having them. that being said his chaotic scamming foxboy side definitely embodies dianite and he should have stuck with dianite the entire time but nah he needs Validation

jack manifold: follows dianite, but dianite isn't really pleased with him trying to kill tommy so often (seeing as he likes tommy). this is why he has such comically bad luck. his god is continually fucking with him.

karl: ianite, specifically chosen by her to become the historian of the server. the purple theme.. the duty to write down history as it truly happened (as opposed to censoring history like a certain mianite did). the existence of both the in between and the other side. karl Is balance. thank you. (also this makes karlnapity's marriage one mianitee, one ianitee and one dianitee. diversity win!)

schlatt: mianite (derogatory)

the eggpire is pretty much just the darkness isn't it. mianite was the blueprint actually.

bbh: dianite at first, judging by the badlands' ideology. corrupted by the darkness though.

antfrost: also dianite, but probably really lowkey about it and only ever prayed when the badlands needed his blessings. again, corrupted now

hannah: mianite - her connection to nature is by extension also a connection to mianite, the god of the overworld. plus she cared about maintaining harmony on the server and went to lengths to ensure it like the whole "killing her own dogs to protect them" thing. currently on her corrupted girlboss arc though

punz: dianite, he likes money and killing people idk what more you expect from me. even after joining the eggpire this has not changed at all. he'll work for other gods' followers for the right price but he's not changing his core beliefs

ponk: i don't know very much about him i'm ngl, especially not pre-eggpire. prior to his corruption though i do kinda like the idea of a mianitee doctor doing fucked up little experiments idk he just has mianitee vibes to me in the same way tucker was a mianitee.

skeppy: he and bbh are obviously both dianite together prior to the egg. it simply would not be right of me to put him anywhere else.

purpled: ianite. the colour purple... the tendency to stay so far out of conflict that he doesn't even log onto the server... mans was born to be an ianitee actually

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hey kinda. important post here but

don’t read my dsmp fics as romantic. i wrote them all as platonic EXCEPT my c!karlnapity fics and my ran/jackie fics (as a note it’s also fine if you read these ones as platonic!! i just wrote them with a romantic intent lol). for like,, the dream n sapnap one i wrote i dont care how you read it because it doesnt break boundaries but irl shipping really isnt for me so dont talk to me about it. all of my other dsmp fics are strictly platonic don’t read them as romantic (and Definitely don’t read them as sexual, especially since im a minor and a lot of my dsmp fics involve minors?? thats common sense but just in case)