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[bonnieventure]

THIS or THAT pt. 39

PLOT 📖 or CHARACTER 👤 VIRGO ♍ or SCORPIO ♏ LAPIS LAZULI 🔵 or AQUAMARINE 🧊 CONSTRUCTION 🏗 or DEMOLITION 🧨 HARLEY QUINN 🃏 or POISON IVY 🌿 HEADACHE 🤕 or HEARTACHE 💔 SMOKE 🌫 or FIRE 🔥 MORTICIA 👩🏻 or WEDNESDAY 👧🏻 BOGGLE 🔡 or SCRABBLE 🔤 ARIZONA 🏜 or NEVADA 🎰 RAT RACE 🐀 or GOOSE CHASE 🦢 BARBIE 👱🏻‍♀️ or KEN 👱🏻‍♂️ MOUSE 🖱 or KEYBOARD ⌨ BUBBLE GUM 🍬 or COTTON CANDY 🎪 HAMBURGER HELPER 🖐🏻 or PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY 👨🏻‍🍳 LAND 🏞 or SKY 🌥 TRIX RABBIT 🐇 or TOUCAN SAM 🦜 PACIFIC OCEAN 🌊 or ATLANTIC OCEAN 🌎 SUGAR PIE 🥧 or HONEY BUNCH 🍯

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[troyandabedsnewapartment]

(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

[borgevino]

the allergy i am seeing grow up around small talk in any form is troubling to me. do you know how to make friends with people in your physical environment? it typically starts with small talk. do you want to live in community? small talk. do you want to have the type of relationship with your neighbors where you can run over and borrow a battery for your smoke detector when it starts beeping at 10pm? small talk!! do you want leeway from your coworkers when you fuck up something small? you gotta be able to build a relationship and that's small talk, baybeee.

"but i don't need friends and i don't care about community!" okay, lone ranger, what about the people in your community who need you? "but i have social anxiety!" me too, bud! we simply must soldier on. making up lists of questions to ask people helps. and people are predisposed to be generous, i've found. even if you make some kind of mistake, what is this but the natural give and take of human interaction? nobody is perfect.

you were not put on this earth to live by yourself and then die. you need people and people need you. treat those around you with curiosity and generousness of spirit and you will gain so much goodwill in return.

[determinate-negation]

[marvelsmostwanted]

Joe Biden, coherently and normally: I have three issues to speak about. First, the NATO conference went well. Second, the economy is back on track and inflation is down. Third, my proposal for a ceasefire in Gaza is moving forward. Any questions?

The media: Did You Know That You Are Old

[kobrakids]

i'm legit curious pls reblog this and put in the tags what your first band t shirt or merch was

[eemolu]

loved watching brennan consistently remind ally that they are getting kicked in the head over and over by his favorite hot npc. every time they come back to that scene it's "you're still getting kicked in the head" and honestly i'm so happy for him. it's revenge for all of it. you're gonna ribbon dance down a staircase? you're gonna slam me down big style? heeeyyyy girlie, you're getting kICKED IN THE HEAD UNTIL YOU DIE. and that's beautiful

[dcxdpdabbles]

Alfred: Who is this?

Seven year old Bruce: His name is Danny. He's my older brother

Alfred: You're an only child. You don't have a brother.

Bruce: Mom? Dad? Do I have a brother?

Thomas: I only ever loved your mother, and I find baby-making repulsive—no offense, Brucie—so biologically, no, you don't have a brother. Emotionally, on the other hand, if you feel like he is your brother, I don't mind calling him my son. It's not like I can't afford it, nor can this lad outrun me.

Alfred: That's... kidnaping, sir.

Martha: Oh don't be so uptight Alfred. You Brits worrry about the sillist of things.

Alfred: Silly thing? You mean the law!?

Martha: Yes, that's a pesky thing. Besides, he has my eyes and Thomas' nose! That's obviously our son.

Bruce considering Danny: He does have your nose, dad.

Thomas proud: A chip off the old block that one. Good job catching your brother Brucie.

Bruce: Thank you! I used my innocent face like you said, Mom!

Martha beaming: A pretty face is a valuable weapon, darling!

Alfred whispering to Danny: Blink four times if you want me to get you out of here. The Waynes are not entirely sane.

Danny:..... The kid just said he needed someone to walk him home cause he was lost.

Alfred: That's how they get you. I once offered Master Thomas my coat during a suprise downpour. That was four years ago, and now I'm a butler. He gave me an embroidered apron with the words, "You're mine now, Brit"

[mythicalcoolkid]

You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

[bonnieventure]

THIS or THAT pt. 38

SEPTEMBER 🍂 or OCTOBER 🎃 WILMA FLINTSTONE 👩🏻‍🦰 or BETTY RUBBLE 👩🏻 GANGREEN GANG 🕶 or AMOEBA BOYS 🦠 RASPBERRY 🔴 or BLACKBERRY ⚫ SYLVESTER 🐈 or TWEETY 🐥 DOLLAR BILL 💵 or DOLLAR COIN 💰 VANILLA BEAN ➖ or CINNAMON STICK 🟫 CAPRICORN ♑ or CANCER ♋ AMETHYST 🟣 or TOPAZ 🟨 PRINCESS 👑 or KNIGHT 🛡 LOVESTRUCK 😍 or STARSTRUCK 🤩 LION'S DEN 🦁 or SNAKE PIT 🐍 STEAMED CLAMS 🥟 or BAKED OYSTERS 🦪 HALO 😇 or WINGS 👼 PAC-MAN 🟡 or DIG DUG 🕳 THANKSGIVING 🦃 or CHRISTMAS 🎅🏻 RED WINE 🍷 or WHITE WINE 🍾 BADTZ-MARU 🐧 or TUXEDO SAM ⚓ CRUISE SHIP 🚢 or SAIL BOAT ⛵

[a-jasminator]

cherishing each other's true forms

bonus orb husbands:

[ozlices]

another super insulting part of the watcher situation i haven't rly seen ppl addressing much

ryan deadass saying smth like "nobody else on youtube has made tv quality content"

like... i really feel like it's important to highlight that bc not only do they obviously have no respect for their audience, but that statement shows they have no respect for their peers in the industry, either.

not to mention it is a shining example of bleeding arrogance to such a high degree, you will straight up fucking lie bc you're truly convinced you're that special when you're anything but.

there's been NUMEROUS online creators who were recognized by entertainment industry workers BECAUSE they made tv quality content & even full stop blockbuster quality content.

bo burnham started on youtube & is now one of the most wellknown & loved standup comedians of our generation, with numerous netflix specials & even a movie he wrote & directed under his belt.

the try guys, fellow ex-buzzfeed employees, had their own tv specials on food network (based off their youtube shows, btw) & a documentary made about them as well

rosanna pansino has also been on numerous food network shows both as a host & a judge

quinta brunsun, another fellow ex-buzzfeed employee, went on to create her own whole ass sitcom that has been highly praised

matpat cameo'd in the fnaf movie because of his theories & multiple other fnaf creators had small cameos through the employee of the month board easter egg

markiplier made multiple high-quality shows on youtube & is now working on a highly anticipated movie (he was also planned to cameo in the fnaf movie but couldn't due to conflicting schedules with his own movie)

hot ones got their own tv gameshow due to their popularity & they are still one of the most wellknown, beloved & respected internet shows

many short films made on youtube went on to premiere at film festivals & even in theaters

the hit horror film "talk to me" was created by youtubers rackaracka

webseries of actual fucking tv shows have also existed for literal decades

the list goes on.

to seriously think that overproduced bullshit is all you need to make "tv quality content" is not only tone-deaf, but shows they do not even know what they're talking about. many tv shows & huge blockbuster movies are made with absolutely microscopic budgets & small teams, & they still get praised & awarded for the passion, dedication, & creativity that shined brightly under those restrictions.

the blair witch project is probably the most wellknown & highly praised example of this, but it is far from the Only example

it is a whole other slap in the face, again ESPECIALLY when puppet history is one of their most popular shows, to spit in the face of internet history. to see the success of their predecessors, even ppl they fucking worked with at buzzfeed, & deny them of all their success & efforts to get where they ended up.

no, y'all are not the first people to make "tv quality content" on the internet. FAR from it. because your crap isn't even genuine "tv quality".

but you are the first ones to ever disrespect not only your audience, but your own fucking industry & your peers on this level.

& you are the first & i sorely hope the only fuckwads dumb enough to pull a stunt this fucking stupid, out of touch & utterly tone deaf.

[sisterdanielstits]

i love dan's initial reaction of intrigue for the two seconds it takes him to remember they're looking at phil's likes and the look on phil's face while watching the video quickly changing when he remembers dan is also watching

[redstringredeye]

He’s just like me for real