#mindya

[kedreeva]

Don't you just love unsolicited grammar/punctuation/spelling critiques? I got a critique like that on one of my fics - some little shit telling me not to use ellipses because it's how "old people do it" and I should be using em-dashes and blah blah blah, and I had to tell them that a) I AM an old person and b) I used ellipses quite often in my fic and none of my professors in my creative writing classes in undergrad or my professors in my MFA program had a problem with it. They never commented again. LOL

good. I'd rather not receive a comment than get one telling me my own business when I didn't ask lol like go write your own version if you didn't like how I did mine, otherwise sit down and mindya own damn business.

[monstersinthecosmos]

I'm so sorry you're getting hate because your take on Armand/Marius is like the only one in the entire fandom that captures all the nuance and complexity and kinkiness of the canon flavor while still keeping it realistic and psychologically grounded, so it's neither sugarcoated apologism or simplistic hate. Like you are the only person who really gets those two. Plus your fic is fucking S tier quality, so sucks to be anyone who's missing out on this good shit.

dsgasd thanks man!!!!!!!!

I'm just so sick of conservatives in VC fandom popping up to shame people for like, enjoying VC?

And I hate to say this because it's become a really obnxoious buzzword in the fandom but like iT'S GothIk FiCsHuN !!! Like fucking christ sorry for actually enjoying the ancient vampire whipping his soft mortal lover? lol Like how is it that everyone wants to go IT'S GOTHIC FICTION as a gotcha for THEIR point but like, still balk at the gothic fiction lol. Wow sorry for celebrating the monsterfucker book that Anne Rice herself said was a monsterfucker book. Maybe let's pull those Tulane quotes from Anne's journals of all the times she compares vampire/mortal to human/pet LOL. But the whole "IT'S CANNON DEAL WITH IT" pants pissing is only relevant when it's THEIR thing, and of course only within the scope of their cognitive range of what they are taking from these texts.

What kills me too is that i go so very far out of my way to cushion my meta posts and make sure to say at least 1,000 times that "you don't have to agree with me" and "it's okay if you read this another way!" because I think literature is best when it's allowed to breathe and that death of the author is a wonderful thing that allows different people with different experiences to notice different things about the exact same book. If we couldn't pull like 100 versions of the story out of the same book I think it would be a pretty fucking boring book. I even have multiple interpretations of the books. I think TVA in particular is an extremely dynamic text with many lenses to read it through.

So like, it's just really ironic to me that people in a book fandom. where we are READING and you'd think our reading comprehension would be a bit stronger, can be this rigid and solipsistic and narrow minded and entitled.

Like, speaking of the entitlement, it's like.

You know you can write your own posts, right?

And you can write your own fanfics if you don't like mine, right?

You can even commission people if you don't feel you have the skill.

But who do these dingdongs think they are and why are they so entitled to like, what the fuck I feel like posting in my own blog, and why are they so comfortable kinkshaming people and policing fiction? It's so completely insane that they're like, bullying people in fandom and pretending it's because they're the ones being bullied, like. Babe no one cares about you lol. Literally never once talked about you in that post. Mindya.

I really try not to post about this topic because I don't think it's productive and I want to curate my space to be a place where we DON'T have to be told we're sick freaks every 5 minutes--I think even when people are arguing AGAINST it, the net result is putting the topic on people's dashboards, and I think we all deserve to just like enjoy the cheesy 90s book in peace without being told we're predators. BUT!!!!!!!!!!! I also am very much aware that this has become a huge issue in the fandom (specifically the Marius half of fandom) and luckily for my anon, they have my attention and today is one of those useless work days where it's a skeleton crew and I have nothing better to do so look I'm gonna go lift heavy stuff at the gym for a few hours and when I get back if I'm still laughing about this I'll maybe tackle it because I'm really sick of Marius fans being harassed by the fandom police and I want everyone to know they don't have to tolerate it.

[penhive]

Assorted Tales

Camus Death

Camus the famous existential philosopher of absurd died a strange an enigmatic death. The car which he was traveling crashed head-on onto a tree and what is surprising is that it was a straight road. Speculations are rife that it was masterminded by the KGB for the reason that Camus was critical of the communist regime.

The Smile of Mona Lisa

Mona Lisa till today has been a painting steeped in enigma for her mysterious smile, a smile so bewitching, so enchanting, so mysterious, so surreal, so innocent, and I am falling in love with her lips.

Prime Minister Do-Good-Nothing

Prime Minister Do-Good-Nothing is the PM of a country called Mindya. He had the belligerence to change the educational pattern of social studies curriculum. The genuine facts like Mindya’s colonization and English was expunged from textbooks. He changed the lessons of the origin of Mandya to mythical Gods and Goddesses, half human and animal deities. An animal and human God was made the founder of Mandya’s civilization. The buffoon went to the extent of saying that Mandyan civilization did the first plastic surgery long before it became a clinical practice, citing the example of man, animal God. It is the aim of PM Do-Good-Nothing to make Mandya a theocratic Mandyaopia. It is sad to say this poltroon, buffoon, idiot has got so much mass support in Mandya.

[magiccuco]

٠ ࣪⭑ He gulped. It's not that he didn't want to believe him. Cause yeah sure, size and appearance didn't matter that much ( noisemaster was just as scary as rosemaster to him ) ... but he doesn't really have a lot going on in terms of magic either.

But it seemed Mister Marcellus had a plan, so all Cucumber could do was trust in that. He looks towards the culprit and nods quietly. His shaking hands grip his wand tightly as he makes his way towards the criminal.

Once gets close enough he holds his wand out.

" H-HEY YOU! " he tries to shout, but his voice cracks. The perp turns around quickly, revealing several tools in his hand. The man was shabby looking, in a long trench coat and fedora. " W-whatever crime you're doing... you... you better stop! " he realized he came a little under-prepared.

"awe buzz off kid." the guy shouts back at him, standing up straight in a defensive position. "just mindya own business and nobody's gotta get hurt." he held the tools in his hands tighter. He was here to do a job, and some lousy goodie two-shoes wasn't going to get in his way.

Cucumber's shocked expression warrants a laugh from Marcellus. He shakes his head and gently pats the small boy, "you can be scary too. Doesn't matter your size and what you look like." Chuckling, he motions for Cucumber to follow,

"And you won't have to worry about scaring anyone. I'll do the scaring," he looks to Cucumber with a wink.

Now, where did that guy disappear off to? Marcellus inhales taking in the different scents and...."found him. Over there." He points to a corner.

"I won't let anything happen to you," he reassures again.

[soniafragadias]

Amo uma janela com flores,ainda mais quando tem Tulipas. _____________________________________________________ @clinchpics . . . Follow 👉@soniafragadias👈 . clinchpics Have been feeling as pale and droopy as these tulips in my kitchen all day thanks to a night of excess with some of the Kyiv Posse last night. Come on Timbo, act your age. When was midnight ouzo EVER a good idea? #mindya #bulgaria🇧🇬 #homesweethome #actyourage #neveragain #hearditallbefore #shotoniphone #goodvibes #soniafragadiasdesigner #soniafrdias #soniafrdiasdesinerdeinteriores (em Jardim Botânico do Rio de Janeiro) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTFpvl4pOsd/?utm_medium=tumblr

[timclinchphotography]

Define ‘sparkly’... #mindya #bulgaria🇧🇬 #beautifulmorning #goodtobealive #photography #iphonephotography #iphoneography #shotoniphone

[abyshal]

ㅤㅤ"ㅤah , no no , thank you for your magnanimous charity , but my dear sister would be incensed if i took any other medicine other than her patented mindya beez !ㅤ"

contd from here // @abyshal

" oh how unfortunate to hear such a previous illness you've got , being a good archon i am I'll be giving you some Tayka-Loo. To help you feel more better~ "

[parappasuggestions]

RAPPAPPA PUPY !

vary like dis ———> ◖⚆ᴥ⚆◗

. hope dis does nthelp

[tomakechi]

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

Oh lmao I told my friend about a time I helped a woman I was banging build furniture and got really into it (because intimacy kink -> domestic fantasy?? Mindya business) and she immediately started roasting me like "YOU HAVE IKEA KINK????" lmao how common is this?

[kylo-wrecked]

🤹

And that's that on that.

[mariamsett]

Got my g2 today

With my bucefal mindya 😁

[liebredeaconito]

If now u only see me talkin about mabel podcast

then mindya bussines

or talk to me *eyes emoji*

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “Whats with the stupid flower crown?”

Person B: “Oh you didn’t know?”

Person A: “Didn’t know what?”

Person B: “It’s because of mindya.”

Person A: “Mindya?”

Person B: “Yeah, Mind Ya Own Fucking Business.”

[llkaizenll]

Leo: What's with the stupid flower crown?

Nico: Oh you didn't know?

Leo: Didn't know what?

Nico: It's because of mindya.

Leo: Mindya?

Nico: Yeah, MIND YA OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

[incorrectappledashquotes]

Dash: What’s with the stupid flower crown?

Applejack: Oh, you didn’t know?

Dash: Didn’t know what?

Applejack: It’s because of mindya.

Dash: Mindya?

Applejack: Yeah, Mind Ya Own Fucking Business.