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I posted 58 times in 2022

26 posts created (45%)

32 posts reblogged (55%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@dashedappuls

@prismy-sprout

@fruitypie-ooc

@eqgsocials

@fruitypieq

I tagged 58 of my posts in 2022

#applejack - 28 posts

#rainbow dash - 23 posts

#appledash - 18 posts

#pinkie pie - 15 posts

#dumb post - 15 posts

#prismysproutquotes - 15 posts

#incorrect quotes - 14 posts

#sci-twi - 13 posts

#sunset shimmer - 13 posts

#rarity - 12 posts

Longest Tag: 24 characters

#incorrectappledashqoutes

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Dash had one of those “I think I can do better in music alone” moments, AJ as a good friend talked her over to not do something she might regret later... and also saving her from a public image murder.

(AJ´s roast were taken from Baku)

49 notes - Posted May 18, 2022

#4

Friends have different ways to support each other (they´re trying to say she has a big forehead for her big brain, I´m sure)

63 notes - Posted August 21, 2022

#3

Applejack´s DMs has been closed temporally due to safety reasons.

Inspired on @eqgsocials amazing content, I´m going back to the Tweet Gen quotes.

114 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

#2

EQG Outfits: Season 1 or Season 2?

Twilight Sparkle✨/⚙

I don´t know how much of an unpopular opinion this is, but, my favorite base outfit for Twi on the EQG series will always be Crystal Prep one (#1), the school girl aesthetic was made for her, #2 is ok, it´s pretty similar to #1 but more un-school, and #3 and #4 are pretty much the same (maybe #3 having a bit more detail and effort than #4).

Pinkie Pie 🎈

See the full post

132 notes - Posted March 31, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

yes 🍎🌈

200 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

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These voice actors wildin’

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Thanks @kamenzero759 for commissioning this to help me get started on this blog! I loved doing this so much and really liked how it turned out!

Based on the quote kamen sent to my other blog!

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Applejack´s DMs has been closed temporally due to safety reasons.

Inspired on @eqgsocials amazing content, I´m going back to the Tweet Gen quotes.

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Dash had one of those “I think I can do better in music alone” moments, AJ as a good friend talked her over to not do something she might regret later... and also saving her from a public image murder.

(AJ´s roast were taken from Baku)

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Thought you might like to see this!

https://derpibooru.org/images/2642528

It’s nice to see the collection of all the Appledash stuff! Some of the stuff here is stuff I haven’t even seen yet TBH

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Well, she does, but that´s not the point right now

(Insipired by this moment from the Trivia Night of Game Grumps 10 Minute Power Hour - 8:24) 

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*Mayor Mare officiating Applejack and Rainbow Dash´s wedding* Mayor Mare: Please, repeat after me... Rainbow Dash: After me! Mayor Mare: ... Mayor Mare, whispering to Applejack: Are you sure she´s the one? Applejack: *blushing and staring at Rainbow Dash in the eyes* Yeah!

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Applejack thought the joke was fun at first, but then it became annoying after the 40th time.

(Trying out a new Incorrect Quote via Tweet Gen, what y´all think?)

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Psychological Warfare.

Applejack: Dashie, did you eat the cookies I made for Cloudy's birthday party?

Dash, clearly lying: No.

Applejack: You're ugly when you lie.

Dash: I'm not lying!

Applejack: Then why are you ugly?

Richard Horvitz, who is our Random Narrator for the evening (don't question it): From that day on, Rainbow Dash swore to never tell a lie again. For she was so traumatized by the thought of Applejack thinking she was ugly, it scared her for life. 

Richard Horvitz: Of course, Applejack never actually thought Rainbow was ugly. It was all just a clever ruse to trick Rainbow into being more honest. And it worked!... For about a week. That's about how long it took for Rainbow to get so drunk that she just kind of forgot.

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Applejack: Ships and Hats

Other Ships: Applejack: Sun´s sure spicy today, take mah hat to cover your pretty head Sugarcube. [Insert Character]: Thanks honey! ❤ Appledash: Applejack: Dash, give me back mah hat now, please! Rainbow Dash: Howdy howdy howdy y´all, mah name is Applejack. Yee haw! ~

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Incorrect Appledash Quotes: Timeline #156

Rainbow Dash: Hey AJ, remember when you said how much you´d love I could meet your parents? Applejack: Yeah, why you ask Sugarcube? Rainbow Dash: Well, I think I found the answer for that problem! *Rainbow Dash pulls out from her saddle a spiky black sphere, it´s pulsating and has an orange glow coming from it´s cracks* Applejack, worried: Uuhm... Dash, where you found that thing? Rainbow Dash: It was locked on Canterlot´s castle undergrounds, Princess Luna helped me getting it out. Applejack, sweating: Ah think there´s a reason it was locked, that doesn´t look safe. Rainbow Dash: Exactly! FIRE IN THE HOLE! *Rainbow Dash smashes the sphere into the ground, followed by a blinding light* *Applejack opens her eyes, they´re still in the room, only difference is, Bright Mac and Pear Butter are standing in front of them* Applejack, confused: Mom... Dad... what are y´all doin´ here? Bright Mac: We were about to ask you the same question Jackie, what are YOU doin´ here? Pear Butter: And why are you two laying like that? *Pear Butter points with her hoof to a corner of the room, Applejack sees herself and Rainbow Dash laying still on the ground on a very odd position, she just noticed that the whole room is covered in soot* Applejack, turns to Rainbow Dash: Dash, please don´t tell me that... Rainbow Dash: Eeup, we´re dead! now I can finally meet your parents, isn´t that awesome? Applejack: Ah wished you could, but not like this! Rainbow Dash: Hey, look at the bright side! Applejack: What could possibly be the bright side of all of these nonsense? Rainbow Dash: You can float now! that means that you no longer have to walk everywhere, you can fly with me FOREVER! Applejack: ... Applejack, really mad: Rainbow Apple Dash, you better go get Twilight and fix this mess right now! Pear Butter: Jackie, before that, would you rather present us your wife first... Rainbow Dash: Only if you can catch me first cowgirl! *Rainbow Dash flies into the wall going through it, Applejack does the same chasing her around the room, going in and out though multiple pieces of furniture* Applejack: Ah´m gonna kick your intangible flank back to the livin´ world! Rainbow Dash, popping out from the wall clock: Oh, I know you still want to tap this intangible flank, you always do! *the chase continues* *Bright Mac and Pear Butter stare at each other smiling* Bright Mac: Eeup, she´s totally an apple!

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Custom Flirting w/ Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash: Hey sexy, are you a book? ´cause I want to spread you open! ~ Applejack: That´s more on the Twilight field, dontcha think? Rainbow Dash: What´s cooking, good looking? ~ Applejack: This one just screams Pinkie. Rainbow Dash: You´re like a pretty gemstone, what about I give you a good rub and polish? ~ Applejack: Maybe Rarity, but not mah style. Rainbow Dash: C´mere, there´s no reason to be shy with me. ~ Applejack: Eeup! that´s just Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash: This is my good side, wanna see how my bad side looks like? ~ Applejack: Dontcha think jokes about Sunset bein´ evil are a bit washed up? Rainbow Dash: For my next trick, I´ll make your clothes disappear! ~ Applejack: You came up with that one, or just borrowed it from Trixie? Rainbow Dash, frustrated: Oh come on! I already used all my material, there´s any way to flirt with you? Applejack: There´s one, c´mere! *Rainbow Dash approaches Applejack* Applejack: Closer. *Rainbow Dash approaches Applejack even more* Applejack: Closeeeeer ~ *Rainbow Dash is now on Applejack´s arm range* Rainbow Dash: Is this good? Applejack: Eeup! *Applejack swipes Rainbow Dash from the ground and holds her tightly to her* Applejack: Ah´m not that much of a chatty gal, so Ah prefer lettin´ actions do the talkin´, follow me? Rainbow Dash, gears turning on her head: ... Rainbow Dash, light bulb turns on: I know... You´re the apple of my eye! Applejack: *rolls her eyes with a grin* Your mouth must be mighty tired from all that sweet talkin´, why not give it a rest? Applejack and Rainbow Dash: *make out*

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Dash, very concerned: Oh no.

Applejack: What?

Dash: I just became too gay.

Applejack: How the hell do you become too gay?

Dash: I don't know, but it hurts!

Dash: **literally explodes into a hellish inferno of rainbows and flamingos**

Applejack, calm but irritated: Ugh. Every time we go over to see Discord and Fluttershy, I tell her not to eat Discord's cooking. And every time she doesn't listen.

Applejack: Better go get Twi. This is gonna take hours to fix.

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*At Applejack and Rainbow Dash´s wedding* Mayor Mare: If anypony can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace! - 5th row - Zephyr Breeze: *slowly raising his wing* Fluttershy: * turns to him and hit him with "the stare" * No... Zephyr Breeze: *slowly lowers his wing while shivering* - 10th row - Trenderhoof: *standing up and clearing his throat* I... Rarity: *standing behind Trenderhoof and aiming at him with Spike as a flamethrower* Anything you want to say, darling? Trenderhoof: *collapsing on his seat* ...I´ve got nothing. Mayor Mare: If that´s so, I declare you both brides, you may kiss now! Applejack and Rainbow Dash: *kisses* Trenderhoof and Zephyr Breeze: *dies inside*

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Dash: Oh, honey! I'm home! And I actually got the milk this time!

Applejack: That's great. Now tell me why it took three and a half hours to go down to the store to get milk.

Dash: Uhh...

-- Dramatic Flashback --

Dash: Hey! What time do you guys close?! I needs milk!!

Store-Worker: We close in three hours.

Dash: Oh thank buck,

Store-Worker: But that's what I would have said three hours ago, because we just closed. Right now.

Dash: **psychotic screaming and bloodlust**

-- Flashback Over --

Dash: And I took offence to that.

Applejack: Okay... so why did it take you three hours to get to the store in the first place?

Dash: That's a significantly longer and much more interesting story, but I wasted all the space on this Tumblr Blog submission with the first one.