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#comedy#funny#classic#drop dead fred#meme#memes#scene#moment#dudja#twitter#soundcloud#rap#music#youtube#dope#fire#new#hip hop#miments#moments#badakatana#funny memes#dank memes#lol#lmao#lmfao#haha#ha ha funny#memedaddy#fred
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why’d they have to draw Sherlock like that- Sherlock SIR
#Never been gay for Sherlock Holmes before this miment#Go figure it’s the long hair with a ponytail version of him I fall for#William I understand u completely#He’s actually so fine#William is too#Hot power couple fr fr#moriarty the patriot#yuukoku no moriarty#william james moriarty#sherlock holmes#sherliam
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Okay, thinking about OC’s and some of my fave kink tropes, specifically stuckage. Moriarty is an only child and while he is a big guy, his mother isn’t, so when she moves into a new place, it’s smaller than her old one. She warns her tall ass son of this before he comes to visit, but doesn’t think to warn her son-in-law, who is very, very pregnant with surrogate quints.
Limber ends up having to awkwardly try and suck his belly in whenever he goes through doors, or shove his way through with his hips. He takes up a lot of the guest bed and can’t even fit into the shower without some of his belly or ass sticking out. The biggest problem comes up with his MIL wanting to make sure he eats well and basically stuffs him full every meal. At one point, Limber has to convince her to get something from another room and needs his husband’s help to secretly get him out of his chair, as his hips and thighs have wedged him in too tight. Moriarty helps him, but is definitely turned on while doing it.
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Gadgshd goin 2 pet store to get paesh a better cage + some enrichment toys since the ones we got were too big for her got dam tiny itty bitty baby self,, probably also picking up her roomate ive already named Lara Pawft wish mii luck ✌
#i hope i can find a nice cage for them!! a bigger one!! more room 2 runnnn#i am so nervous abt having 2 but. they are so sweet. im doting on paesh every waking miment man
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Fia and Irena back to back in the mist of endoterra truly scene of all time
#i NEED to relisten to eldermourne#that miment is such a clear moment in my brain i need to relisten to it i need to make an animatic of it i need to eat it with my mouth#naddpod#eldermourne
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bro nobody told me id be this homesick during college
#i made so many friends and accquantinces in elementary and middle and highschool#and i miss all of them so much istg#i wish i could go back and give them all a hug bc as much as i thought they were annoying in the miment#i grew up w those kids and i miss them#i miss my old campus too.it was so nice and stuff and im just sisjxjsjzhjwkz#i miss the bright orange walls in my xhildhood bedroom that i hated#i miss going to toys r us with my older sister#i miss a lot of thjngs hngghhhh#i have friends now in college ofc but its.not the same#i have my gf but i dont see her as much anymore wither and i miss my siblings too#ill get over it dw im just.tired rn#also my brother won his siccer game!! :]
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SCREWMAS AAAAAAAA
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YOU COOKED I DONT EVEN
AHHHHHHH I DONT EVRN KNOW WHAT TO SAY YOU ATE I LOVR THIS AAUUUUGGGHH
Concept comic for a scene I'm writing for Trod
Takes place in the before-Shamura and mass dissention arc. I think the menticide mushrooms would react horrifically combined with godhood. Instead of seeing things that aren't real, they see real things they're not supposed to
#CLUTCHES MY HEAD#you write so good….#this is good story…#🥺#sits.. down poleitely#I lov e this#story#I’m having a miment#you’re making me have a moment#/pos#I dddont even know how to#good job!!!!!#okay that’s it I’m never#going to communicate anything ever again#I like. your story aaand..#thhhats it thank you.#halfa reblog
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https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/patapon/images/6/6c/Dekapon_Abilities.png/revision/latest?cb=20130411084538
I just remembered this from the wiki
"born from a sudden mutation" WHATS WRONG WITH DEKAS. WHATS WRONG WITH THEM. THWYRE JUST BORN FATTER!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUXK!!!!!!!!
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I am a gay boy who is a girl 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 😌 🤧 😳 👧 🤪 😏 I think I might have to go to the doctor to see what is the problem 😆 🤣 😄 😂 😑 😳 😆 🤣 😄 😂 😑 😳 😆 🤣 😄 😂 😑 😳 😆 🤣 😄 😂 😑 😳 😆 🤣 😄 😂 😑 😳 😆 🤣 😄 😂 😑 😳 😆 🤣 is the only real commitments that you have the right atrium for the year 😄 are you looking for my omniscient penis? Or are you 🤔 😏 👀 😳 😉 😕 🤔 😏 👀 😳 😉 😕 🤔 😏 👀 😳 😉 😕 🤔 😏 👀 😳 😉 😕 🤔 😏 👀 😳 😉 😕 🤔 😏 👀 😳 😉 😕 🤔 😏 👀 😳 😉 😕 🤔 😏 👀 😳 😉 😕 🤔 😏 👀 😳 😉 😕 🤔
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Birthday...approacheth. strange feelings accompanying
#im still thinking about my little fling.#i feel really intensely about it still. the grief is occupying a large part of my brain atm and i know i cant just skip to being on about it#but it would be nice to!!!!#so im trying to look at it as a teaching miment for my self. boundaries good and important#i dont really regret my experience or my choices? im glad i realized that i made them and corrected it. im glad i even GET to move forward#cause a year ago i would have been so sucked into it#but now i was able to step back and realize what i needed!!#i think im still upset because i feel like i missed out on what could have been good#but only if she were genuine. she wasnt so it didnt. i tried so fucking hard man#i need to stop making excuses for her!! she was fucked up!! she fucked with my head and she is consistently mean and demanding!!!#but shes RIGHT THERE ALL THE TIME. thats the fucking downside of living in basically a commune all summer#you cannot get away from the drama no matter how hard you try because all our lives are soap operas up there!!!#i really liked her man. i really wanted shit to work out!!! to come out on top!! i thought that if i tried hard enough and really wanted it#i just. i thought i could make it work#its so fresh still. i need to let go#aliens can talk#vent#?
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Consider Moriarty purchasing his husband one of those matching sweat sets that are super comfortable as a sort of celebratory pregnancy gift. After all, Limber taking on this pregnancy is a means of them having money while Moriarty continues graduate school and Limber seeks out employment in his field, and the fact that he was able to conceive quints on his first try and a reason to celebrate. But it isn’t a maternity item and it’s only a size or two bigger than Limber’s usually prone to wearing.
Moriarty continues his efforts of “making sure to fill him up”, ensuring that much of what his husband is eating is healthy but high in calories. He asks Limber to take a photo each week to see how “the babies are developing”, but it is really how own not so subtle means of seeing how much bigger his partner is getting with time. He even suggests Limber wear the same outfit (the sweats) in each picture. At first, Limber has to have the top lifted to show any changes. His tummy poking out just a little from the rest of his frame. But by twelve weeks, he looks halfway through a singleton pregnancy. His hips have widened even more than they were before and his rear has plumped up quite a bit. And Moriarty just keeps encouraging him to eat up. He thinks he is quite sneaky. But though Limber acts oblivious, he knows exactly what his husband is doing. He starts snacking all the more and gives into the hunger that seems to gnaw at him all hours of the day. By twenty weeks, he looks ready to pop with one baby. The pants are tight enough to perfectly cup the shape of his ass and thighs. He keeps the sweatshirt pulled down, but it’s started showing a little sliver of skin.
With each passing week, it covers less and less. By week twenty five, the underside of his belly is visible. By week twenty seven, it just barely touches his popped out belly button. He figures he won’t make it much further, but those quints are comfortable in there and his doctors see no reason to induce. By week thirty three, he’s gotten so round that the sweatshirt barely gets past the top of his tummy and the waistband of the pants digs into his flesh. Another week and he can’t get his fingertips to touch when he wraps his arms around his bump. He jokes to his husband that it’s a competition between what’s getting wider - his belly or his hips and Moriarty damn near faints on the spot. It’s true. Limber was always kind of pear-shaped, but it’s outrageous with the pregnancy.
And each time they think his tummy couldn’t possibly grow anymore, it does. They start having to take the bus to the doctor’s, as even with the seat pushed as far back as possible, his stomach is squashed by the dash and his hips press against the door. He can no longer close the door to their shower, as he can’t fit in unless it’s open. When he hits thirty six weeks, he learns the hard way that he’s gotten too wide for door frames. Half his belly makes it out while the rest of him remains in their bedroom and he has to yell out to Moriarty for help. They figure out a way to squeeze him through and (after some serious sex as a result of both getting supremely hard with the stuckage realization) elect to sleep in the living room until he gives birth. Moriarty leaves the bed frame and moves their mattress out there. And that’s when the pair really starts to take advantage of plumping Limber up 😉
#mpreg#belly kink#pregnancy kink#weight gain#rapid wg#stuckage#limber miment#moriarty arlington#my ocs
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God, I hate salsa so much
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I KNEW we were gonna get a wizard frame this year
Concept art of the new Warframe - Dante
#the miment they said they had more grimoires planned i was like oh yeah theyre definitely making a wizard#also i like that hes yellow#underutilized wizard color#warframe
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↳ pairing : miles morales x g-neutral reader
↳ synopsis : not quite yours.
↳ authors note : very quick drabble !!! i needed to write this the miment i thought if it ims o sorry to my requesters your fics will be posted within the week (trust) ATSV SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!! BE WARNED !!!!
On Earth 42, there's a version of yourself that lives a not so pleasant life. Your mother and father had long died, and the one boy you trusted had lost himself after the death of his father.
Alone in your apartment, you sigh to yourself as the dim bulb of your room provide barely enough light to see the various photos of the life you lived before you lost everything.
Your mother.. father.. friends..
Knock knock.
You look at your window, confused on how on earth anyone could be knocking on a window placed on the 8th floor until a face comes into view.
"M-Miles?!-"
You open up your window and he immediately swings in and almost tackles you in a hug. "Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm so sorry for leaving. I'm so sorry for leaving you alone."
There's an awkward silence for a moment, but you hesitantly put your arms around him and embrace him tightly. "It's okay, It's alright."
You don't know why on earth Miles was in an odd black and red costume, why he seems so beaten and broken but something in your heart told you he needed you. And maybe you knew this Miles wasn't yours, your Miles would never hold you like this again, but you'll settle for the closest thing you'll get.
#˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ bailu's candy stash#miles morales imagines#miles morales x reader#miles morales x you#spiderverse x reader#atsv x reader#spiderman atsv x reader
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gm baeeee i missed uuuu😍😍😍
i jus thought of smth and now i’m gonna give it to youuuu
georg and tom(together cuz like why not and it can be headcanons or a full fic) who got a bf who kinda stims(for example clapping your hands, shaking your fingers, jumping up and down etc etc u can do more research later on if u want) when hes excited or doing things he rlly rlly likes BUT
but but but sadly in the past hes been called weird for it and if tom and georg gave reader smth they know he really likes on the outside it’s gonna look like he doesn’t care for it but he’s actually holding the stims cause he thinks his bfs are gonna find him weird😔🤞🏾(for me holding in stims can be painful cause it feels like your straining or holding in a really bad cough)
OMFG
I GOTTA DO THAT GUSTAV THING U SENT ME
ONE MIMENT
GEORG X MALE READER X TOM
hiiii bae i missed you more 😻😻 if this is bad or inaccurate i apologize, i did try doing some research on the topic aswell
Georg and Tom exchanged excited glances with each other as they placed a perfectly wrapped box infront of their boyfriend. It was a shiny, metallic blue color along with a satin white ribbon. On the side of the box was written "To: M/N" . Tom looked at the boy excitedly, barley being able to contain a huge grin being spread across his face. "For you, M/N!" he chuckled to himself as he watched his eyes widen slightly as your face lit up.
"F..for me?" You questioned, slightly squirming in your seat as you felt your heart beat a little faster, excitement and nervousness pulsing through your veins as you ran your fingers gently along the sides of the beautiful box infront of him. Georg smiled warmly, pushing a strand of hair behind his ear as he looked at the boy with love. "Of course, M/N! You deserve it. Now c'mon, open it!"
With shaking hands, You inched closer to the box, carefully pulling off the blue wrapping paper to reveal a beige colored box, practically begging to be opened. "What could it be.." You muttered quietly to yourself, gently shaking the box making something rattle inside. "Well, it's not a puppy if that's what you were hoping for." Tom's dreads swung behind him as he leaned in closer, his voice tinted with a bit of sarcasm.
You giggled quietly, pushing Tom in the shoulder. You could barley keep still, your hands were shaking and you kept shifting from foot to foot. Georg looked at you expectantly, a warm smile on his face. "Alright, just open it already!" he chuckled, inching a bit closer to you. You took a deep breath as he unfolded the box gently. You drummed your fingers on the sides of the box with one hand as the other went into the box, pushing aside the tissue paper. You grasped the item in your hand, staying like that for just a moment before you hesitantly pulled it out of the box completely.
".. Oh my god." you said breathlessly, your eyes widening and your jaw slightly dropped, rotating the item in your hand. You rocked back and forth on your feet, hands shaking as you tried not to move them to clap or ball them up. You didn't want to drop the item your boyfriends had gotten you, but trying to stay still like this was starting to hurt you and make you more anxious.
Georg smiled at you softly, his hand rubbing your back slowly in circles. "Do you like it, M/N?" he hummed, pecking your cheek gently. You felt your heart beat faster as you gripped onto the item a bit harder, trying to control yourself with a deep breath. "I... Yeah!" you managed, legs bouncing under you. You managed a small smile as you tried to keep your stims and movements to a minimum. You didn't want to scare them or make them nervous, so you tried your best to hide your excitement.
Tom looked at you for a second before slinging an arm around your shoulder, a hand going to yours which was holding the gift. "You don't have to hide anything from us..We want to see you happy, babe." he coaxed, kissing your cheek.
Georg added, "We don't want you to hurt yourself or be uncomfortable. You don't need to hold back." he ran his hands down your sides, rubbing in a circular motion.
You tried to bite back the massive grin but failed, letting out s soft squeal as you tightened your grip on the item, bringing it closer to your face. "Oh my god! How.. How did you even get this?" you bounced on your legs happily, your hands shaking as you placed the item infront of you, looking at it with awe as you clapped your palms together quietly, waves of happiness wracking though your body.
Tom just chuckled, pulling you closer as he brought you into a hug, kissing the top of your head. "A wizard never reveals his secrets." you heard Georg snort beside you, guffawing at Toms comment. "A magician never reveals his secrets," Georg corrected, taking another step close to you guys as he looked down at the resent they had gotten you.
#ermmm the item wasn't specified cuz everybody likes something different 😇#tokio hotel x reader#tokio hotel x male reader#tokio hotel x you#tokio hotel#tom kaulitz#tom kaulitz x male reader#tom kaulitz x reader#tom kaulitz x you#tom kaulitz x y/n#georg listing x reader#georg listing x male reader#georg listing#dear god this took an hour to write#idk why
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A piece of “thank you” art for @poorks , as they did a lovely job drawing Maurice and Cricket for a commission.
I don’t think if Lorenzo were in Limber’s classes/Limber taught at Lorenzo’s university they would get along too well, but I think that would be all the funnier. Lorenzo can be a brat and Limber can be overly sensitive, and I’m certain all of that would be heightened with pregnancies. Still, their arguments discussions are probably performances in and of themselves to other students. 👀
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