#milves

[reginasbread]

[bush-or-bald]

Princess Pattamika (The Loyal Pin): Bush or Bald?

A full shave wasn't common practice in the 1950s (and still isn't in most Asian countries), but women had started to trim around the edges as lingerie and swimwear gradually got skimpier (though the teeny bikinis of the '60s were still scandalous at this point). A proper lady like Princess Patt would clip the edge of her hedge as deftly as she clips Pin across the posterior.

Verdict: bush

[senselessconjuration]

What if they met

[madame-yus-wife]

listen i don't care about milves. i only care about elilsom (evil ladies i'd like to step on me)

[bush-or-bald]

She (Antichrist): Bush or Bald?

This character doesn't have a name but she does have a bush. This is definitely for the best because there is no way she should be allowed to put sharp implements anywhere near her pussy. Fuck.

Verdict: bush

[linipik]

thinking about her (female presenting Aziraphale)

[moodymeangirl]

my uber driver today was a malawian milf who called me beautiful over and over in her soft low accent and the way i would die for that woman

[ultimatemilvesbracket]

TESTIMONIALS

"Obviously"

"When she was flirting with a shapeshifter and he was saying they were too different to be together and said 'Every 16 hours, I turn into a liquid,' she just shrugged and said 'I can swim."

[pipartuuli]

Dethmoms do Ibiza!

(What a horrible day for the guitarists to have eyes.)

[bush-or-bald]

Wendy Torrance (The Shining): Bush or Bald?

She may be good with a knife, but there is no way this woman shaves anything, even without the period setting.

Verdict: bush

[atuats-sidechick]

Made some minor edits and added a paragraph to try and fix the pacing in my last fic... Why is smut so hard to write??

Anyway, here's some bloodbending smut if anyone's interested: Agni Kai

[biprincessfantasy]

just need a milf to have me on my knees im front of her and make me eat her pussy and tell me im her pretty girl and pull my hair

[ultimatemilvesbracket]

WINNER: MORTICIA ADDAMS IS THE ULTIMATE MILF!!!!

[itswhatyougive]

CAST PICS OF THE HAWKINS ADULTS AS KIDS IN THE 50'S FROM STRANGER THINGS: THE FIRST SHADOW SNEAK PEEK (Link)

WE IN IT NOW BOYS (gn)

[elminster-big-naturals]

it's our moral imperative to sexualise jaheira and minsc as much as possible too actually.

[reginasbread]

MILFs wrapped 2023!

feel invited to learn which milfs gave me a brainrot in 2023. it's going to be a list of milfs in my phone aka how many photos of women I downloaded this year. I decided to include only those with 10 or more photos because we don't have a whole year for this.

12. Ángela Molina - 12 photos

11. Kiri Te Kanawa and Seema Anand (11 photos)

10. Sophie Okonedo (12 photos)

9. Désirée Nosbusch and Mukta Singh (18 photos)

8. Zeenat Aman and Monica Bellucci (19 photos)

7. Michelle Yeoh (20 photos)

6. Penpak Sirikul (22 photos)

5. Rekha and Rosa Saito (27 photos)

4. Hannelore Elsner (31 photos)

I'm going to add the big 3 later because tumblr is homophobic.