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Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

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dear pervs of tumblr: are there any print-on-demand services (a la redbubble etc) that allow explicit NSFW art?

asking for a horny friend

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Well, fuck me sideways. Connections have been made.

My girlfriend has this specific gesture she does sometimes, a very particular way of turning her wrist around and locking her fingers in one specific grip. Fast or slow, the angle of her wrist and the rhythm of the movement are always exactly the same, and at this point I've learned to recognize the motion well enough that she could do it with her back towards me and I know she's doing it.

The first time I saw her do it I thought she was putting something into her pocket, but once I noticed her making it more often I started making connections. I saw her doing it unconsciously when some situation in the house is getting tense - not during the casual sparring arguments with my other housemates, but the serious fights where shit is about to actually get fucking real - and I figured that it's a nervous thing, she doesn't like where this is going and it's scaring her. So that became my cue that it's time to back down.

I don't know when she noticed that I noticed her doing it. We've never talked about it, but at some point she started doing it on purpose, as her way of telling me that I should stop causing problems. Rotating her hand slowly means she's seeing a problem brewing and it's better that I watch myself before I start escalating it, and a quick flick and snap means whatever I was just about to say or do, I should cut that shit out right this fucking second. It works for some reason, so I've respected that.

My girlfriend does some volunteering favors for the neighbors here sometimes. Today she asked if I wanted to come along to walk this one old couple's dog, and I was feeling up for it so I went along. My father was terrified of dogs so I'm not familiar with them, but her family has always had them.

So we were walking, talking about something else, enjoying the nice weather for once, when my girlfriend saw another dog walker approaching. I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary, but the other dog walker started pulling the dog back with this roller leash thing whatever the fuck they're called. And then the old couples' dog started growling.

With the familiarity of someone who's been handling dogs all her life my girlfriend grabbed the little fucker's leash, wrapping it around the width of her palm and gripping it to pull the dog closer a second before it could bolt to attack. A move she's probably done countless times in her life, that she could do in her sleep, by instinct, without ever even thinking about it. A gesture I've learned to fucking spot from across the room from the corner of my eye. That exact same fucking twirl and grip. I have no idea if she noticed me noticing it or making the connection.

She's fucking learned to pull my fucking leash back when I'm about to start shit.

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Half-man-half-beast

Breviary; Northern Germany, 2nd half of the 15th century: Harley MS 2975, f. 73v

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Cis women: How do you feel about your boobs?

I'm happy with them

I wish they were bigger

I wish they were smaller

I wish they were gone

I'm indifferent

They're gone and I want them back

They're gone and that's fine

They're gone and I'm happy about that

They're partially gone and I wish they were all the way gone

They're partially gone and I want them back

They're partially gone and I'm fine/indifferent

Results/Not a cis woman

Feel free pick the best result and then reblog/comment with nuance if the options don't quite fit you.

Feel free pick the best result and then reblog/comment with nuance if the options don't quite fit you.

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I love talking to kids about disability bc

1. they often just Get It, and

2. they have 0 concept of disability as a tragedy or something pitiable.

I've watched kids get into an argument with a teacher bc they thought wheelchairs were cool. I told a kid that I can't stand for too long sometimes and they replied, "That's okay, I can't do cartwheels sometimes, but I just do other stuff then. You can sit down with me if you want". Today a girl asked me what the headphones on a classmate's desk were for and I told her that headphones are important for some kids because noises bother them, and she said she wished she had headphones at home, because her baby brothers make a lot of noise and it makes it hard to think. The idea that different people could use tools at different times is intuitive and simple and when accessibility aids are explained neutrally, kids don't see them as bad or unfortunate, they're just things that are useful.

Even mental disability!! In Kindergarten the other day one of the kids asked me why his table partner got stickers when nobody else did. I started off by saying, "Well, when you do your work well, it feels good, right? That's your brain giving you a reward," and the kid just right away went, "Oh, and the stickers are like his reward?" YES! You are 5 and have a better grasp on ADHD than most adults! Kids blow me away every day.

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The Expanse 2.10 Cascade Shohreh Aghdashloo as CHRISJEN AVASARALA

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whenever they put Spock in all black it’s like. slut.

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have i ever made a post about the time my grandma rented me the generational-defining film “but i’m a cheerleader” from blockbuster when i was 9 years old, and that’s how i learned about gay people for the first time ever.

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i think i got the major ones

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Followers all!

I'm making a video project with a group of middle school students about different breeds of cat, but we only have direct access to one breed of cat (of the ones we selected) and we are having trouble finding copyright free footage to use in the video. The focus of the project is video editing, not filming.

The breeds we don't have videos of are: siamese, birman, american shorthair and maine coon.

Does anyone have one of this cats, and could send us a couple of short videos of the cat? The kids would be thrilled!

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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"

TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE

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Shohreh Aghdashloo on her way to Nowruz celebrations at BBC Persian (2025)

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I'd say it can still count as an abortion if it happens 90 years too late

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hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

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ahh fuck, made a whole fuckin universe to justify my fetish doodles again