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screwpinecaprice · 4 months ago
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They won the lottery and inspired by Mr. Greg, they spent it all in one day by committing identity fraud.
Idk I took a second job and my brain is so fried right now. 😭
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babybirbb · 1 year ago
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my favorite pastime is shipping ships from stuff i don’t watch
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moneyisnobject · 29 days ago
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Extra Yachts' "X106 Fast"
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girlwiththegreenhat · 5 months ago
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hey when they wrote "knight behind bars" and they wrote kitt helping a couple get together and they gave him the line "Some day, it will be my turn" [to find love]. did they know what they were doing. did they know that in some 40 years some gay autistic robot-obsessed little freak on tumblr would not stop thinking about it for weeks and write literal dozens of paragraphs screaming about it on discord. did they know they were going to ruin Me, Specifically, with this concept that feels like the culmination of everything kitt has gone through through the show and such a fascinating thing to think about in regards to michael and kitt's relationship,
one of the themes of knight rider is kitt developing as a Person, developing a line between the Knight Industries Two-Thousand, and Kitt. discovering humanity, his own emotions, the joys of the seemingly and logically pointless, and often through the lens of his own driver, his partner, his friend, Michael - his primary guide through all these experiences, his reference for those human things he doesn't understand. and as much as he initially claims to not be capable of experiencing emotions, of understanding feelings, he learns to. he experiences a wide range of emotions through the show even while claiming he doesn't, he even learns fear and insecurity. perhaps it's only natural a robot would learn to love, or at the very least be terribly curious about it and wonder if such a thing could ever exist for Him
the majority of people are not exactly kind to kitt. they talk about him like he's not there, they talk about him like he's a machine, a novelty, some people are even scared of or disturbed by him when all he's trying to do is make polite conversation and company. he's always Othered - there's no other cars like him (at least not anymore), but there's no other person like him either, he doesn't truly belong among humans or vehicles. some of the technicians at FLAG don't even seem to fully respect him as a person, at least they don't based on my vague recollection of how they talk about him in Junkyard Dog. when Michael asks him after KARR is destroyed if it feels good to be one of a kind again, he doesn't say yes or no - he only says it's a "familiar feeling." it may be familiar, but it's surely also isolating, and i think that's something he'd realize as he slowly picks up this curiosity about love. where could he even find it when so few people see him as an equal person to begin with?
and then there's michael. oh my god, and then there's michael. no matter what flavor you choose to read it in, the whole show is about their relationship, they're a duo, a set Not to be separated, they're Partners. they work together, they worry about and look after each other (forever insane about when kitt was a melted shell, Michael stuck around the garage for hours, waiting for any news like a worried spouse, constantly checking on him every opportunity he got... encouraging him to recover, and even helping paint back on his protective coating... kitt always looks after michael, but for once, it's michael's turn to look after Him), in a way they were Made for each other - Kitt more literally, being programmed for Michael and holding his namesake, but Michael was also made in a sense for the pilot program, hand picked and given a second life to work for the foundation and with this strange supercar. and even if they had a rocky start, michael comes to view kitt as a person - car, TV set, or computer core, Kitt is his partner, his buddy. he helps him find himself, guides him and teaches him about these things that make us human, and in a way, kitt becomes human - but his entire experience is still through the perspective of an AI in a car, it's still very unique and isolating, and I think he sort of grows into his own limitations, he's finally brushing against the walls that define him.
he learns of love, and then he learns to dream Of love. these things he sees in the movies, that michael tells him about, that he so often sees michael Partaking in that he gets so oddly jealous of, doesn't it all seem so wonderful? he's very curious. but who could ever love steel and circuitry, who could ever see him as an equal let alone a partner in a romantic sense? who would ever love a car and all the limitations That comes with? it's a problem for a hypothetical hopeful Some Day, in the meantime stuck between two worlds where he doesn't perfectly belong to either, where no car Can love him and no human seemingly Would love him...
and michael loves him anyway. before either of them really realize or talk about it, in spite of everything, in any form, regardless of the fact it wouldn't be a typical relationship by absolutely any means, michael loves him anyway. kitt is as much a person to him as bonnie or devon or RC, and that person is someone he loves and cares for deeply. the feeling is mutual, kitt's world revolves around michael, he's one of the most important people in kitt's life, and he'd do anything to protect him.
and it is michael that will finally teach him to love, and what it means to feel loved in turn, to be loved as the person he undoubtedly is.
#liz blogs#kr#knight rider#michael knight#kitt#robots#gay#this isnt writing. its rambling. its very insane rambling.#WHAT is the ship tag. i dont even know. fuck it we ball#michael x kitt#sure#knight rider spoilers#i saw someone make up a really good one but i cant remember what it was-- oh my god was it MK2000. was it. was that iT-#mk2000#retroactively gonna go tag all the fruity posts with that i dont care#do not even get me started on michael learning to love for the first time in This lifetime. ... literally dont get me started i havent seen#the last stevie episode yet. thats next weeks crying fit. but i feel like that's a piece i need#but stevie was michael Long's girl. part of His life. michael Knight can't go back to that. and maybe he Shouldn't#listen. its about michael teaching kitt to love. and kitt Letting him learn to love Again. something real besides his weekend flings#i need a lobotomyyyyyyy i need an ice pick to the brain i need to stop being completely fucking insane about robots#IF BEING INSANE ABOUT FICTIONAL ROBOTS WAS A JOB I WOULD BE A MILLIONAIRE#anyway michael is bisexual and a dashboard smoocher thanks for coming to my ted talk#homosexuality is rampant in the military jerry. thats a bisexual if ever i saw one. have you seen the way he dresses. he calls his car baby#if you dont watch knight rider and you read this i'm sorry i must look deranged#this ship is queer flavored even besides the fact its two guys. there's like four levels of queer flavoring in this bitch
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rainbow-femme · 1 year ago
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I love watching rich people waste their money on obvious scams
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kerdlye · 29 days ago
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THE BFS AS HUMANSSS <33 (Bendy x Mugman)
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int3rn3tb0y · 4 months ago
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Raaron is literally real guys believe me
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jrueships · 9 months ago
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STEFON DIGGS i will NEVER stop CARING ABOUT YOUUUU!!! many others have abandoned you bcs u have divorced ur goofy whiteboy husband and fled to bust it down cuntessa central BUT NAWWWT ! M E !
yes, your catches and targets have went down and your temper has gone up, but why can old washed & wrinkled quarterbacks still maintain their love and insane following and not you, sexy, also kinda old, catty wr ? i will always root for your success
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moesartblog · 2 years ago
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Block me for this if you want but controversial opinion
I’m blocking anyone who is waxing poetic about “if you make fun of those rich ppl dying ur just as evil as them”
If you feel bad or sad for them, whatever. I don’t agree with you but whatever.
Making out OTHER ppl who are laughing at a deeply ironic situation some rich fucks put themselves in as just as morally bankrupt as ppl who actively enable the deaths of thousands of ppl around the world for profit is just… bootlicking frankly.
Anyways use some of those thoughts and prayers for the Pakistani refugee ship that was capsized in the Mediterranean. There are a lot of places finally covering the situation right now.
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epickiya722 · 3 months ago
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Till this day, it is still so funny funny to me that so many people saw Suzue in the intro and thought she was Daisuke's love interest, but me being so used to seeing romantic interests often having contrasting hair colors and noticed how she looks almost exactly like Daisuke, my reaction seeing her was "SHE'S GOTTA BE A RELATIVE!"
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pokesil22-art · 1 year ago
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The friendship mlm and wlw that I didn't know that I needed but now I love. I call them "haunted ship"
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spanishyumejoshi · 1 year ago
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All that I will post now is old drawings jsjsjs this one is "both are chaotic"
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alithetiredartist · 8 months ago
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famous person x superhero i’ll always love you
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timegays · 1 year ago
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I think they should be girlfriends
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aquamarineglow · 2 years ago
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Since it's Valentine's Day, imagine your Professor Layton OTPs taking part in the Riverside Festival Show of Devotion.
How do they take part? Do they take it seriously and declare their love for one another across the river? Do they get all embarrassed and flustered? Do they do it as a joke, thinking it's cringe? Maybe they skip out on it all together and get a pizza.
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evilhorse · 9 months ago
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Why, that’s Commodore Murphy, the boy shipping magnate!
(1st Issue Special #2)
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