#millionaire ship

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They won the lottery and inspired by Mr. Greg, they spent it all in one day by committing identity fraud.

Idk I took a second job and my brain is so fried right now. 😭

[babybirbb]

my favorite pastime is shipping ships from stuff i don’t watch

[girlwiththegreenhat]

hey when they wrote "knight behind bars" and they wrote kitt helping a couple get together and they gave him the line "Some day, it will be my turn" [to find love]. did they know what they were doing. did they know that in some 40 years some gay autistic robot-obsessed little freak on tumblr would not stop thinking about it for weeks and write literal dozens of paragraphs screaming about it on discord. did they know they were going to ruin Me, Specifically, with this concept that feels like the culmination of everything kitt has gone through through the show and such a fascinating thing to think about in regards to michael and kitt's relationship,

one of the themes of knight rider is kitt developing as a Person, developing a line between the Knight Industries Two-Thousand, and Kitt. discovering humanity, his own emotions, the joys of the seemingly and logically pointless, and often through the lens of his own driver, his partner, his friend, Michael - his primary guide through all these experiences, his reference for those human things he doesn't understand. and as much as he initially claims to not be capable of experiencing emotions, of understanding feelings, he learns to. he experiences a wide range of emotions through the show even while claiming he doesn't, he even learns fear and insecurity. perhaps it's only natural a robot would learn to love, or at the very least be terribly curious about it and wonder if such a thing could ever exist for Him

the majority of people are not exactly kind to kitt. they talk about him like he's not there, they talk about him like he's a machine, a novelty, some people are even scared of or disturbed by him when all he's trying to do is make polite conversation and company. he's always Othered - there's no other cars like him (at least not anymore), but there's no other person like him either, he doesn't truly belong among humans or vehicles. some of the technicians at FLAG don't even seem to fully respect him as a person, at least they don't based on my vague recollection of how they talk about him in Junkyard Dog. when Michael asks him after KARR is destroyed if it feels good to be one of a kind again, he doesn't say yes or no - he only says it's a "familiar feeling." it may be familiar, but it's surely also isolating, and i think that's something he'd realize as he slowly picks up this curiosity about love. where could he even find it when so few people see him as an equal person to begin with?

and then there's michael. oh my god, and then there's michael. no matter what flavor you choose to read it in, the whole show is about their relationship, they're a duo, a set Not to be separated, they're Partners. they work together, they worry about and look after each other (forever insane about when kitt was a melted shell, Michael stuck around the garage for hours, waiting for any news like a worried spouse, constantly checking on him every opportunity he got... encouraging him to recover, and even helping paint back on his protective coating... kitt always looks after michael, but for once, it's michael's turn to look after Him), in a way they were Made for each other - Kitt more literally, being programmed for Michael and holding his namesake, but Michael was also made in a sense for the pilot program, hand picked and given a second life to work for the foundation and with this strange supercar. and even if they had a rocky start, michael comes to view kitt as a person - car, TV set, or computer core, Kitt is his partner, his buddy. he helps him find himself, guides him and teaches him about these things that make us human, and in a way, kitt becomes human - but his entire experience is still through the perspective of an AI in a car, it's still very unique and isolating, and I think he sort of grows into his own limitations, he's finally brushing against the walls that define him.

he learns of love, and then he learns to dream Of love. these things he sees in the movies, that michael tells him about, that he so often sees michael Partaking in that he gets so oddly jealous of, doesn't it all seem so wonderful? he's very curious. but who could ever love steel and circuitry, who could ever see him as an equal let alone a partner in a romantic sense? who would ever love a car and all the limitations That comes with? it's a problem for a hypothetical hopeful Some Day, in the meantime stuck between two worlds where he doesn't perfectly belong to either, where no car Can love him and no human seemingly Would love him...

and michael loves him anyway. before either of them really realize or talk about it, in spite of everything, in any form, regardless of the fact it wouldn't be a typical relationship by absolutely any means, michael loves him anyway. kitt is as much a person to him as bonnie or devon or RC, and that person is someone he loves and cares for deeply. the feeling is mutual, kitt's world revolves around michael, he's one of the most important people in kitt's life, and he'd do anything to protect him.

and it is michael that will finally teach him to love, and what it means to feel loved in turn, to be loved as the person he undoubtedly is.

[kerdlye]

THE BFS AS HUMANSSS <33 (Bendy x Mugman)

[aquamarineglow]

You know what. I'm gonna say it.

I'm gonna say it.

Whether intentionally or not, Level 5 made Cesar Chance and Tab Lloyd a gay couple in the game and the anime tried to retcon this. Well I won't allow this.

Behold, my mainfesto:

Let's begin with Cesar Chance. Despite recently having a baby, he never makes a reference to having a wife or partner and we never see them.

When talking about the birth, Cesar says, "I had a baby" not "my wife had a baby" or "we had a baby".

As far as I'm concerned, Cesar Chance is a trans man who had the baby himself. This also explains why he stopped being Ratman. Jumping off buildings and fighting criminals is not something you should be doing after giving birth.

But he isn't alone.

When he has to leave, Tab helps co-parent the baby.

Now onto Tab Lloyd. Cesar's "friend". He is also a parent of nine(!!!) children. Like Cesar, he never mentions a partner.

And honestly, I know it's not just me who thinks they are more than friends. They bicker like a married couple, but still act flirty and joke with one another.

Even Katrielle notices this.

They're like the work couple who think they're super sneaky about their relationship, but everyone in the office knows they're dating and is making bets on when they'll come out.

However, I have more than flirty banter to prove Cesar Chance and Tab Lloyd are a couple. What if I told you they are an exact parallel to one of the most famous superhero couple in history?

Despite the initial similarities to Batman, Cesar Chance actually shares a lot in common with Superman/Clark Kent.

They are both quiet, reserved men with glasses who work for a newspaper company. However, when danger's afoot, they transform into a brightly dressed superhero to help people in need.

Superman's love interest is Lois Lane, a fellow journalist who is a good friend of Clark Kent. She wants to discover the true identity of Superman.

Sound familiar? Because Tab Lloyd happens to be a fellow journalist who is a good friend of Cesar Chance. He wants to discover the true identity of Ratman.

Coincidence? Theres no such thing as coincidences!

Now if you're thinking "I actually ship Superman with Wonder Woman." I have good news for you. Tab Lloyd also fills the role of Wonder Woman when he becomes a superhero.

In conclusion: Cesar Chance and Tab Lloyd are a gay couple and they are raising their baby together.

Unfortunately, I guess after the game was released, Level 5 realised they made an oopsie. So when the anime series was released they made sure to add a few changes.

One of those being Cesar's wife.

Now instead of Tab Lloyd asking Katrielle to find Ratman, it's Ratboy, who is now a major character in the anime despite not being so in the game.

And instead of quitting Ratman for his son, Cesar does so because his wife nearly died of Female Character in a Layton Game Disease.

However, in the few scenes Cesar and Tab share, they still have a lot of chemistry.

But all is not lost. Due to the differences between the game and the anime series, I consider them to be two different canons. So while Cesar has a wife in the anime, he is happily raising his baby with Tab in the game.

[moneyisnobject]

Extra Yachts' "X106 Fast"

[rainbow-femme]

I love watching rich people waste their money on obvious scams

[epickiya722]

Till this day, it is still so funny to me that so many people saw Suzue in the intro and thought she was Daisuke's love interest, but me being so used to seeing romantic interests often having contrasting hair colors and noticed how she looks almost exactly like Daisuke, my reaction seeing her was "SHE'S GOTTA BE A RELATIVE!"

[jrueships]

STEFON DIGGS i will NEVER stop CARING ABOUT YOUUUU!!! many others have abandoned you bcs u have divorced ur goofy whiteboy husband and fled to bust it down cuntessa central BUT NAWWWT ! M E !

yes, your catches and targets have went down and your temper has gone up, but why can old washed & wrinkled quarterbacks still maintain their love and insane following and not you, sexy, also kinda old, catty wr ? i will always root for your success

[moesartblog]

Personal post

Block me for this if you want but controversial opinion

I’m blocking anyone who is waxing poetic about “if you make fun of those rich ppl dying ur just as evil as them”

If you feel bad or sad for them, whatever. I don’t agree with you but whatever.

Making out OTHER ppl who are laughing at a deeply ironic situation some rich fucks put themselves in as just as morally bankrupt as ppl who actively enable the deaths of thousands of ppl around the world for profit is just… bootlicking frankly.

Anyways use some of those thoughts and prayers for the Pakistani refugee ship that was capsized in the Mediterranean. There are a lot of places finally covering the situation right now.

[pokesil22-art]

The friendship mlm and wlw that I didn't know that I needed but now I love. I call them "haunted ship"

[spanishyumejoshi]

All that I will post now is old drawings jsjsjs this one is "both are chaotic"

[alithetiredartist]

famous person x superhero i’ll always love you

[timegays]

I think they should be girlfriends

[evilhorse]

Why, that’s Commodore Murphy, the boy shipping magnate!

(1st Issue Special #2)

[torgawl]

unpopular opinion but a ship being queer coded doesn't make it compelling