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icewindandboringhorror Β· 8 days ago
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indeed my exact process once every 8 months or so
#I just thought today of a new way to format a 'profile' (like the descriptions of self that people use on friend meeting#apps and stuff) and how to organize the sections so that it seems such and such a way and oh what if there's links which click off#into branching paths so it's very acessible and there are two different forms depending on so on and so forth#and i was like 'um.. wow. amazing idea. this will be soooo aweseome and will definitely work' but then .. you know...self reflection#lol.. is this just like the millions of other iterations of a similar thing? No.. This Is Different ... Surely...#Though if I had a millionaire friend and a few people who do the type of coding you use for web design stuff and etc..#I could create the most elaborate detailed and amazing platonic friend seeking (and I guess you could also have 'dating' as an option#since that would draw in more of a crowd) website on the earth.. the new okcupid (back when okcupid didn't suckishly abandon their#whole format in hopes of trying to become just like tinder or whatever and they actually had like tons of info and percentages and#open answer questions and would list personality traits on a profile (like 'this person is more Open To New Expereinces than 65% of#other users' etc.). etc. etc. Oh what a beautiful thing I could craft for the detail freaks of the world.... Alas...#unfortunately we seem to be in an oversimplification era.. everything in short quick bites. everything on a tiny phone screen. etc.#marketing 'Introducing The Most Complicated Data Heavy Social Connection Site In The World' would not sell well I'd imagine gjhgjh#AANYWAY.. also no idea why the representation of me is in a turtle neck. what a bold fashion choice..#In another moment of self reflection.. the fact that in the first tag on this post I felt the need to define the word 'profile' just to be#specific as if people couldn't tell from context.. so clearly someone who finds filling out forms a 'fun afternoon activity' lol#the type of guy who finds psych evaluations and pop quizzes and making chore lists mostly enjoyable (< true)
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pissmoon Β· 9 months ago
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I dont understand that pop feminism shifted into publishing video essays on why 'its valid that women go after men with money' in response to like incels whining about golddiggers and how women only date millionaires because. Cant we just point out the most OBVIOUS fucking thing on earth which is that if a straight man is an incel its likely ~not~ just because he is broke? I know shittons of women who dated unemployed men, there are minimum wage workers that have wives all around. These incels have 0 qualities thatd appeal to women that dont really care about some hypergamy sprinkle sprinkle crap, they have 0 looks or personality and theyre just bad and insufferable people? What planet do you live on that you'd rather feed their delusion that its the money and nothing else. They cant get women who value personality or anything else over money either because they have no personality in the first place
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raurquiz Β· 1 month ago
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#remembering #TeriGarr #actress #RobertaLincoln #StarTrek #AssignmentEarth #YoungFrankenstein #Tootsie #CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind #onefromtheheart #mrmom #friends #afterhours #BatmanBeyond #felicity #lawandordersvu #UnaccompaniedMinors #HowtoMarryaBillionaire #startrek58
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moonshynecybin Β· 10 months ago
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I mean if Vale doesn't have 4 bikes around his house then who is suppose to have?? He a bikefucker for a reason and thats also his proffesion
all hate no love it makes sense until you consider that it is parked. directly next to his bed and has been for at least ten years. and there’s FOUR OF THEM??
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greenishness Β· 1 year ago
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my brother booked a flight to the us not two weeks after he begged 200 € off me to pay his debts to the bank and it's pissing me off bad ngl. i'm usually happy to give money to my siblings and friends but at this point he is using me it's not like i have that kind of money just lying around like i was struggling this month bc i gave it to him and he decides to invest into an impulsive trip to fucking arizona?? also don't get me started on the way he pulls the same shit on our sister. he heard that she was working full time and decided this was a good opportunity to ask her to cover his semester fees. asking his LITTLE SISTER for the money SHE earned working a job she hates because she was saving up for her own apartment... he really has no shame omfg
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charrfie Β· 2 years ago
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I need to make it my goal to draw mlp art for all cats millionaire songs
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Absolutely insane that ppl are crying and throwing up about one (1) 19 y/o but not a single mention of like 800 ppl fleeing war
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pandasaurio-espacial Β· 1 year ago
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I hate being late to fandoms I just watched millionaire detective and I feel alone going crazy analyzing family photos to figure out who is Suzue like
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aquarri Β· 2 years ago
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#anon#there are very few people i truly hate on the earth and louis is not one of them#really my 'hate' for him comes from a place of love and the want for them to do better#because they deserve better! and they can achieve that#yeah recently i've been hating on him and have been 'unsupportive' but thats how i deal with people who are in my eyes being stupid#making poor decisions#its very hard for me to see something and brush it under the rug#(not supporting the doc bc i dont want a doc that isn't truly authentic or made without the public lies)#im not someone whos gonna sit back and laugh when i see something i dont like ya know?#(please dont call me a solo harrie bc i think you missed my hating harry holivia era :D that was a shit show and harry was acting stupid#and i said that and didnt support that either lol)#not that i need to justify anything but i complain about hshq and tour all the time#im not gonna hate on harry bc hes not pissing me off rn? lol#its tough love sorry anon ik my worth and what i deserve to give to people based on what they give back#is that parasocial? idk but i also dont need to blindly follow and act happy when im not?#also i hate the word β€œstan” im just here observing the drama talking on my little blog about millionaire men that annoy me sometimes#i really do want better for them thats why im here at least thats what brought me here#i do like louis or at least i liked what he stood for in previous years but idk both of them seem to be kind of lost at the moment#this just turned into a ramble but anon im not a solo harrie nor will i ever be#i would like to be called a hater larrie.#why would i be directing hater energy at harry when he just sang woman after louis did ~that~#im not gonna praise him for stunting with a 22 y/o playing daddy and releasing a copy lg doc lmao
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donotdestroy Β· 2 years ago
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Dan Peña - Is Global Warming The Greatest Fraud? - 50 Billion Dollar Man By London Real   
UPDATE: False information
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wizard-mp4 Β· 2 months ago
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I love wikipedia
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Every time wikipedia politely asks me for like a dollar or 3 I give it to them because I can and I want to support them and keep them alive. Also wikipedia has a store with products that is another way to support them which is neat because then you're at least getting something tangible for your money which I know is a barrier to entry for some.
This isn't a post to convince you to donate to wikipedia idc what people do.
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whats-in-a-sentence Β· 6 months ago
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Earth
Oliver Herford
If this little world tonight
Suddenly should fall through space
In a hissing, headlong flight,
Shrivelling from off its face,
As it falls into the sun,
In an instant every trace
Of the little crawling things –
Ants, philosophers, and lice,
Cattle, cockroaches, and kings,
Beggars, millionaires, and mice,
Men and maggots all as one
As it falls into the sun. . . .
Who can say but at the same
Instant from some planet far
A child may watch us and exclaim:
"See the pretty shooting star!"
"Reflections on a Gift of Watermelon Pickle... And Other Modern Verse" - compiled by Stephen Dunning, Edward Lueders, and Hugh Smith
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atadnerdy Β· 7 months ago
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The Rise of Elon Musk - A Tad Nerdy
What an interesting man, not only the richest man in the world right now but also the most innovative. Find out some fascinating facts about Elon Musk and how he got to the status of the richest man in the world
Elon Musk is a name that has become synonymous with innovation, entrepreneurship, and ambition. As the CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, among other ventures, Musk has made a significant impact on several industries, earning a reputation as a visionary and a disruptor. In this blog, we’ll delve into the remarkable journey of Elon Musk, from his early days to his current status as one of the most…
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madseance Β· 1 year ago
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This is, among other things, a great reminder of how insanely much a billion is
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ChatGPT is running out of money because they haven't actually figured out how to make money with the plagiarism engine they created.
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
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seahorseduh Β· 24 days ago
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THINGS TO MANIFEST . MASTERLIST .
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hey guys!!!! i have scrolled through a bunch of those "things to manifest" posts and i have decided to create a masterlist. i have combined posts from me and others. MOST CREDIT GOES TO THESE PEOPLE!!
@j444de @itsrlymine @love4ng1e @cherrysaltvape41 @b4ddprincess @urfavstargirl @sarida-candy @stilljuststardust @heavenangelly @scentedpeachlandcreator
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── .✦ Being able to shift, manifest, or go into the void on command
── .✦ Can’t get bullied
── .✦ Desired family
── .✦ Extremely rich
── .✦ Living my dream life
── .✦ Starring in your favorite movies
── .✦ I speak [insert languages] on a native level. I’m so good at these languages I can type 200 wpm in each, and I know more than most native adults! I cannot forget languages and will keep them for the rest of my life.
── .✦ DF and DB
── .✦ Always healthy
── .✦ Love school and popular
── .✦ I’m everyone’s type, I get along with everyone, and I have no enemies.
── .✦ I mog every model
── .✦ [Your town/city] has amazing public transit and metro
── .✦ I embody the [insert] aesthetic
── .✦ I always smell like [insert scent]
── .✦ My grandparents are: [insert famous people]
── .✦ I have an extremely high spice and pain tolerance
── .✦ I always have proof that I’m related to famous people, and people believe me
── .✦ There’s usually thunderstorms at night
── .✦ I’m the most attractive person in the school
── .✦ No matter where we travel, me or my family is always protected and safe. Nothing bad can happen to us. We can’t die until we are old. I can’t die unless I want to, and it will be peaceful. I will barely age. My family and I are free from any disease, including age-related ones, and cannot get severely injured. We will live happy, long lives. We can never get in any danger, no matter what time it is or where we are.
── .✦ I can never get hate online or in real life
── .✦ I can do anything on Roblox and not get banned, exploits and anything
── .✦ I have a huge, close friend group where nobody is left out
── .✦ I always have amazing and perfect grades; I’ve had amazing grades my whole life.
── .✦ On my Notion, I have a script for everything, and there’s an AI that helps me find the one.
── .✦ I’m a master shifter and manifestor. I can spawn things. I always get into the void state and shift if I affirm 3 times.
── .✦ I have a tiny fairy companion that lives in our garden
── .✦ I don’t wear glasses and have amazing vision
── .✦ I find skincare relaxing and fun, and I have all the best Korean skincare products
── .✦ I look amazing in every picture; I’m videogenic and photogenic
── .✦ Being a mermaid
── .✦ Being a fairy
── .✦ Having a secret house in your closet
── .✦ Having a portal that leads to your DR in your room
── .✦ Being able to breathe underwater
── .✦ Having psychic powers
── .✦ Your blood being pink (or any color)
── .✦ Having a fairy friend
── .✦ Being able to fly
── .✦ Being able to read someone’s mind
── .✦ Changing your hair color to an unnatural color
── .✦ Your pets being able to talk to you
── .✦ Your toys/dolls being able to talk
── .✦ Revising someone’s birth
── .✦ Having a mermaid friend
── .✦ Your tears having glitter in them
── .✦ Being able to go back in time
── .✦ Being able to grow flowers
── .✦ Being able to heal wounds
── .✦ Manipulating water
── .✦ Manipulating fire
── .✦ Manipulating earth
── .✦ Creating objects from your body
── .✦ Controlling the weather
── .✦ Being able to break anything with your voice
── .✦ Being able to not eat for days
── .✦ Appearing in someone’s dreams
── .✦ Being able to touch a cloud
── .✦ Being able to touch a star
── .✦ Being best friends with a celebrity
── .✦ Being able to clean your room just by clicking your fingers
── .✦ Flowers talking to you
── .✦ Having a pet unicorn
── .✦ Everyone forgetting you
── .✦ Your drink filling up the moment you finish it
── .✦ A fancy car
── .✦ To become a billionaire or a millionaire
── .✦ A tiny fairy
── .✦ A flying magical pet or plushie that helps you and grants your wishes
── .✦ A magical wand
── .✦ A magic door that exists inside your closet
── .✦ A hidden garden just for yourself
── .✦ Superpowers
── .✦ Able to shapeshift
── .✦ Just snapping your finger once, and you tap into the void state instantly
── .✦ Having a photographic memory
── .✦ A billion-dollar mansion/penthouse
── .✦ Owning land
── .✦ Having a (hot) bodyguard
── .✦ Princess treatment
── .✦ Ideal boyfriend (down to the smallest detail, could even be your fictional character)
── .✦ Always receiving expensive gifts
── .✦ Desired phones (iPhones or even Samsung)
── .✦ Supernatural friends
── .✦ Your desired friend group
── .✦ Desired best friend
── .✦ How people view you (high self-concept)
── .✦ Desired career
── .✦ Being a famous YouTuber
── .✦ Meeting with your favorite celebrities
── .✦ Owning a big company
── .✦ Being a nepobaby
── .✦ Having the ability to appear things from thin air
── .✦ Being popular in school
── .✦ Being the most beautiful girl in the entire universe
── .✦ Modeling
── .✦ Having A marks in every subject no matter what without studying
── .✦ Revising your past grades to perfection
── .✦ Revising your whole life
── .✦ Having pretty privilege
── .✦ Getting food for free
── .✦ Manifesting fictional characters to reality
── .✦ Desired scenarios to happen (even the most unrealistic ones)
── .✦ Dating your crush (they can be your celebrity crush)
── .✦ Ability to fly
── .✦ Turning into mythical creatures
── .✦ Expensive apartment
── .✦ Desired pet (cats or dogs)
── .✦ Getting accepted into a desired college
── .✦ Desired face and body
── .✦ You can change the color of your eyes at will
── .✦ Your house gets all cleaned with just a snap of your finger
── .✦ Turning into a vampire or mermaid
── .✦ Being able to read minds
── .✦ Telekinesis power
── .✦ Superhuman intelligence
── .✦ Living in a castle
── .✦ Having maids
── .✦ Revising your whole family
── .✦ Ranking first place in your school or college
── .✦ Having fans
── .✦ Having rich parents
── .✦ Getting popular on TikTok
── .✦ Being the trend
── .✦ Revising embarrassing events
── .✦ Getting asked out by hot and loyal guys
── .✦ Living the Wattpad life
── .✦ Being skilled in something (art, sports, etc.)
── .✦ Less period pain
── .✦ Able to shift instantly on command
── .✦ Having your desired wardrobe
── .✦ Skilled at playing games on the first try
── .✦ Your desired setup
── .✦ Getting money out of nowhere
── .✦ Lucky girl syndrome
── .✦ Scripting your own story
── .✦ Your Pinterest board becomes true
── .✦ Manifesting your desired app
── .✦ Making classes get canceled
── .✦ Making exams get canceled
── .✦ Manifesting Xbox or PlayStation 5
── .✦ Ability to time travel
── .✦ Traveling to your desired country
── .✦ Moving out to your desired country or place
── .✦ Having a magic tattoo that has powers (inspired by the K-drama β€œMy Demon”)
── .✦ Being a math genius
── .✦ Being a trust fund/nepotism baby
── .✦ Owning a private plane
── .✦ Having a vacation home all over the world
── .✦ Being a millionaire, billionaire, or trillionaire
── .✦ Owning multiple businesses/shares and being a popular name amongst people
── .✦ Having lots of connections
── .✦ Easily getting visas for your desired countries
── .✦ Going on vacation a lot
── .✦ Any money you spend comes back x100
── .✦ Immune to getting scammed, robbed, debt, or losing lots of money
── .✦ Having a mansion of your desired aesthetic
── .✦ Having your desired cars
── .✦ Having your desired jewelry
── .✦ A magnetic and powerful aura that demands attention and respect from everyone
── .✦ Living in a palace with helpers, cleaners, personal chefs, gardeners, etc.
── .✦ Extreme beauty β€” people cannot believe it
── .✦ Always use your money for good and not get blindsided by it
── .✦ You naturally smell like perfume, your favorite smell/food, etc.
── .✦ Continuation of the last one but your sweat and other BO just smells like whatever you chose for #1
── .✦ You have really fancy handwriting
── .✦ Make a Pinterest board of your dream closet and manifest that you have them
── .✦ You can do complicated and beautiful hairstyles/braids easily
── .✦ Manifest a specific aura color
── .✦ Manifest you can see auras
── .✦ Being incredibly photogenic even in candids
── .✦ Always know when someone is lying
── .✦ No color washes you out; they all look perfect on you
── .✦ Getting a really fun/aesthetic job that isn’t stressful + has good benefits
── .✦ Perfectly shaped + long natural nails
── .✦ People like making playlists/Pinterest boards for you
── .✦ Everyone in the class is friends
── .✦ There are always interesting choices happening at school
── .✦ Your class photos are good
── .✦ School is fun
── .✦ The materials are simple and easy
── .✦ You are alone in your locker
── .✦ You always have 100%
── .✦ You understand everything
── .✦ Your handwriting is legible
── .✦ Not having a uniform or having the uniform of your choice
── .✦ Go to the desired school
── .✦ You are in the same class as your friends
── .✦ You can work in a team
── .✦ You can still listen to music at school
── .✦ School is free
── .✦ School goes by quickly
── .✦ Have your desired body
── .✦ Loving your body
── .✦ Have confidence in your body
── .✦ Always have your desired body
── .✦ No one is made fun of for their body
── .✦ Have unlimited money
── .✦ Never run out of money
── .✦ The chosen ones are not expensive
── .✦ You have the clothes you want
── .✦ You always find your desired clothes
── .✦ Your style is unique
── .✦ You have the desired popularity
── .✦ People are interested in knowing you
── .✦ People aren’t fake to you
── .✦ You start trends
── .✦ You have the job you want
── .✦ You have the desired schedule
── .✦ The desired person works with you
── .✦ You have the desired salary
── .✦ You have your desired home
── .✦ The price of your house is low
── .✦ You have the desired decoration in your home
── .✦ You have the desired friends
── .✦ Your friends are extremely faithful
── .✦ You have a good time with your friends
── .✦ You always have amazing adventures with your friends
── .✦ You are never on the side
── .✦ Your friends are always with you, you are never left behind
── .✦ Your friends will never betray you
── .✦ If you have friends online, they’re always online when you want to talk to them
── .✦ You sort with your desired person
── .✦ Everything is going well in the relationship
── .✦ Your desired person hides nothing from you
── .✦ Your desired person will never cheat on you
── .✦ Your relationship is perfect in your eyes
── .✦ Your relationship is perfect according to you
── .✦ Your lover gives you affection
── .✦ Your lover understands you
── .✦ You can manifest whatever you want
── .✦ Everyone finds this normal
── .✦ You always have ideas of what to manifest
── .✦ Your art style is unique
── .✦ You always have ideas
── .✦ You have your dream life
── .✦ You always have the answer to your questions
── .✦ Nothing strange is happening
── .✦ TONS of food available
── .✦ A board with all the food you’ll have
── .✦ The ability to say anything and make it appear, happen, or change
── .✦ The ability to think of anything and make it appear, happen, or change
── .✦ The ability to look at anything on Pinterest and make it appear, happen, or change
── .✦ Whenever magic is done (making something appear, changing something, etc.), there’s a cute little sparkly noise
── .✦ The ability to think of things to add to scripts that wouldn’t have been thought of otherwise
── .✦ A β€˜Spotify Future’ app that shows music that will be released in the next year or two
── .✦ A MASSIVE closet
── .✦ A bedroom with a balcony
── .✦ The ability to see a makeup look you like, make all the products used appear, and know how to recreate the look
── .✦ Manifest a pet unicorn in the void state
── .✦ Manifest desired people from scratch in the void state
── .✦ Manifest an actual mermaid friend in the void state
── .✦ Revise a death in the void state
── .✦ Manifest being a quadrillionaire without questions asked
── .✦ A shopping spree
── .✦ So much food
── .✦ Manifest weight loss while eating more and not gaining weight
── .✦ Find lost items
── .✦ A cat that actually obeys
── .✦ Greater confidence
── .✦ Passing a driving test
── .✦ Good grades
── .✦ A dream internship at the theatre
── .✦ A dream job at a university (even after rejection)
── .✦ Seeing your favorite artist in concert
── .✦ Traveling to favorite cities
── .✦ Going to festivals
── .✦ Toxic people removed from life
── .✦ A designer bag
── .✦ A dream body
── .✦ Going on really nice dates (dinner, jazz bars, museums), with princess treatment & gifts
── .✦ New and amazing friends
── .✦ Never having to worry about money
── .✦ A special person writing a heartfelt letter
── .✦ Seeing a favorite ballet performance
── .✦ Being safe and protected always
── .✦ A journal that writes your thoughts and dreams on its own.Β Β Β 
── .✦ A tiny dragon that talks and lives in your pocket.
── .✦ A crystal that grants you one wish every night.Β 
── .✦ A cloak that turns you invisible when you wear it.Β Β Β 
── .✦ A door that opens into a secret magical forest.Β Β Β 
── .✦ A pet cloud that follows you and rains glitter.Β Β Β 
── .✦ The power to pause time with a snap of your fingers.Β Β 
── .✦ A bookshelf that gives you new books you’ll love every week.Β Β Β 
── .✦ A potion that lets you turn into any animal.Β Β 
── .✦ A floating lantern that shows you hidden treasures.Β Β 
── .✦ A room that changes into whatever you needβ€”like a garden or movie theater.Β Β Β 
── .✦ The power to fly whenever you want.Β Β Β 
── .✦ A tree that grows jewels and glowing fruits.Β Β Β 
── .✦ A tiny tea set that comes to life and talks to you.Β 
── .✦ A tattoo that glows and changes with your emotions.Β 
── .✦ A mirror that gives you compliments and good advice.Β 
── .✦ A map that lets you teleport anywhere you touch.Β 
── .✦ The power to speak to animals and understand them.Β 
── .✦ A star that follows you at night and listens to your secrets.Β 
── .✦ A garden that blooms only when you visit.
── .✦ Superpowers that activate when you say a secret word.Β 
── .✦ A wardrobe that gives you the perfect outfit every time.Β 
── .✦ A fairy that helps you and grants small wishes.Β 
── .✦ A plant that glows in the dark and sings when it’s happy.Β 
── .✦ A ring that lets you visit your dreams like they’re real.Β 
── .✦ A pair of shoes that let you walk on water.
── .✦ A blanket that makes you feel perfectly cozy no matter the weather.
── .✦ A necklace that glows when someone tells the truth.Β 
── .✦ A compass that always points to something you’re looking for.
── .✦ A cup that refills itself with your favorite drink.Β 
── .✦ A ring that lets you see hidden magical creatures.Β 
── .✦ A pencil that writes answers to any question you ask.
── .✦ having a big friend group that you can play among us with
── .✦ a jellycat collection
── .✦ an antique photograph collection
── .✦ never get caught doing anything illegal
── .✦ collabing with your favourite youtuber
── .✦ free public transit anywhere for life
── .✦ being able to hold your breath forever
── .✦ having a universal key for any door
── .✦ a lazy river in your house
── .✦ being able to watch movie that will be released in the future
── .✦ Being tik tok famous
── .✦ Being a billionaire
── .✦ Your favorite celeb noticing you
── .✦ Your perfumes lasting forever
── .✦ Clear skin
── .✦ Teacher actually liking you
── .✦ When you buy food you get extra for free
── .✦ Cosmetics never running out
── .✦ Always have perfect grades no matter what
── .✦ Being hairless (only desired parts)
── .✦ Having manga lashes
── .✦ Your parents being rich
── .✦ Changing your birth name
── .✦ Travel for free (imagine going to Japan omg)
── .✦ Going to a concert for free
── .✦ Kamala being president
── .✦ Having a cat
── .✦ Having a mermaid friend
── .✦ Never gaining weight
── .✦ Your celebrity crush being obsessed with you
── .✦ Being a celebrity
── .✦ Victoria's Secret bringing back the 2014 vibes
── .✦ People forgetting about your cringe moments
── .✦ Finding 20$ on the street everyday
── .✦ Your favorite bakery/coffee shop being at your desired place
── .✦ Lipgloss lasting for hours
── .✦ Nail polish lasting for days
── .✦ Strong and long nails
── .✦ Your crush thinking about you 24/7
── .✦ Having real friends
── .✦ Being popular at school
── .✦ Going to boarding school
── .✦ Brands sending you PR packages for no reason
── .✦ Being a Nepo's baby best friend
── .✦ Perfect hair
── .✦ Everyone treating you like a goddess
── .✦ Lip combo lasting for the whole day
── .✦ Men giving you money and gifts for just being pretty
── .✦ Revising hair heat damage
── .✦ Your favorite brand sending you gifts
── .✦ Having every pack on The Sims 4
── .✦ Having your dream job
── .✦ The college of your dreams begging you to join them
── .✦ Have super soft hands
── .✦ Mascara never getting clumpy
── .✦ Having a pink Christmas
── .✦ Having all the gifts you asked for Christmas
── .✦ Speaking the language of your choice
── .✦ Eyebrows being the perfect shape
── .✦ School being cancelled
── .✦ K-beauty being free/cheap
── .✦ Having the vintage clothes that you see on Pinterest but never find
── .✦ Food you're craving
── .✦ Decorating your room
── .✦ Having a Lana Del Rey summer
── .✦ Having a Gilmore Girls autumn
── .✦ A new phone
── .✦ Friend group who actually likes you
── .✦ Living a trope in real life
── .✦ Going to a party like Euphoria
── .✦ Revising watching your favorite show/movie to watch it like it's the first time again
── .✦ Revising someone's death
── .✦ Smaller/taller height
── .✦ Having a fairy as a best friend
── .✦ Having perfect makeup skills
── .✦ A closet like Barbie (life in the dream house)
── .✦ Changing your natural hair color
── .✦ Changing your facial features
── .✦ Going to a party like Skins
── .✦ Your favorite celeb posting your face and asking who you are because they find you insanely attractive
── .✦ Insane hair growth
── .✦ Having skin like Wonyoung
── .✦ Tasting your favorite food for the first time
── .✦ Your crush being obsessed with your perfume
── .✦ Your parents not being strict
── .✦ Your school being cute and aesthetic
── .✦ Fast food always giving you extra sauces
── .✦ Travelling around the world with your best friend
── .✦ Having your desired body
── .✦ Revising bad grades
── .✦ Being a K-pop idol
── .✦ Having Infinite Robux
── .✦ Being VIP in Dress to Impress
── .✦ Acrylic nails lasting months
── .✦ Never getting sick
── .✦ Your whole class going on vacation
── .✦ Having heterochromia
── .✦ Decorating your room for free
── .✦ Banning your old TikTok account
── .✦ Your lips being cherry red and glossy
── .✦ Being soft as a baby
── .✦ Your hair never getting greasy
── .✦ School being effortlessly easy
── .✦ Everyone having flip phones
── .✦ Having slim hands
── .✦ Living in NYC
── .✦ Your family never having to face financial issues
── .✦ Being the daughter of a model
── .✦ Changing your whole face
── .✦ Having all Juicy Couture clothes and bags
── .✦ 25,000$
── .✦ Unlimited food
── .✦ Having a portal in your room that leads to your dream room (DR)
── .✦ Makeup being free
── .✦ Being loved by everyone in your town like Rory Gilmore
── .✦ Perfect teeth
── .✦ A pink phone
── .✦ People looking at you because you're gorgeous every time you go out
── .✦ Your perfume smelling unique on you
── .✦ Never losing your favorite gloss
── .✦ Candles never having a weird shape after a while
── .✦ Your makeup staying all day
── .✦ Waking up with perfect, detangled hair every day
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cathkaesque Β· 3 months ago
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So my house has persistent damp and mould problems. It has given me asthma. My suspicion is that it's because of an old coal shoot in the basement that lets in water. My landlord refused to look at this as it was for "ventilation".
A leak has sprung in my basement and it's now flooded. They've had to send in their guys to look at this. I show them the coal shoot and they instantly say that is obviously not acceptable. I have been trying to get them to look at this for about 4 years.
I stop and have a cup of tea with the repairmen. I learn more about the landord each time I speak with them. I knew my landlord (who presented themselves as a "group of small landlords" when I started looking to rent from them) had about 250 properties, but I didn't know the revenue from them was Β£45 million. I had tried quite hard, and failed, to find companies house statements for the landlord. Apparently the assets are held in a network of shell companies based in tax havens.
They tell me about how the property has been signed over to the landlord's daughter, a 27 year old fresh out of business school. She "hasn't got the human side of things down yet", she only sees profit and loss. The rent increase in the middle of the 20% inflationary period makes sense now. They show me her house - it's not too far from me, and is an actual castle with towers and everything. I live not too far from the richest part of town (second richest constituency outside of London - a 19 year life expectancy gap between the poorest in the city) and have sometimes been sent to a private hospital by the NHS not too far from there. I have gawped at that very castle wondering who on earth could afford to live there. I had no idea my rent was paying for it.
We both speak about the injustice of people living in small, rundown terrace houses paying for a mansion for a millionaire heiress. Soon after they leave, I have another asthma attack.
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