#milkar

[myauditionfordrphil]

How the fuck did this Kohli vs. Bumrah debate even emerge??!!

[bandook-meri-laila]

Hum already narak mein hai

Tu gin kar naa sin kar

[vellhighbandi]

Why it's always *I can't take my off you * and not **तकते रहते हैं तुझको सांझ सावरे नैनो में बसिया जेसी नैन ये तेरे**

*looks around makes a cocoon of blankets and melts*

Haye maine pighal hi jana itna pyaar doge to

ALABUTO!!

[tufaansthings]

sania ki ammi ki mazhabi chudai ki kahani

Sabhi readers ko mera salam me yeh ek real story batane jaa raha hu jo hamare  saath beeti hai baat tab ki hai jab me 10 class me tha us waqt meri age 15 to 16 thi mom ki age 33 hogi 38 ke boobs e paak gol matol  kamar 34 ki bilkul patli or gaand/ chutad ka kehna hi kya ubhri hui gol tight bilkul 40  kisi bhi mard ko dekh kar bas chodne ka man karega to jab mere 10th ke exams shuru hue mere abu ek job karte the kam hi ghar aate dubai me the unki age 46 thi ptle the to baat tab ki hai jab me school gayi thi us waqt trend facebool social media tha mene apni sabhi saheliyo se milkar ids banayi or ese hi baat cheet hone lagi tabhi mene meri ammi se sab bataya facebook or social media ke baare me ammi asal bht udas hoti thi abu se baat na hone par or ammi bht zyada mazhabi hai 5 waqt namaz hadis yeh sab me hi hoti thi kuch din baad ammi kuch badli badli si lagne lagi pata nhi kya hua tha par me khush thi achanak mene esa kuch dekha jise dekh kar meri halaq sukh gaya mene dekha ki ammi ki id me sab boys hai jo saare hindu hai tab mene ammi ke phone lekar dekha to usme bht si gandi baate likhi thi  or ammi nangi quran pakad kar pic le kar bhej rahi hai yallah use dekh kar mera sar chakra gaya mene khud se sawal kiya kya hogaya hai ammi to ek deen daar khatoon hai or mene dekha kai hindu maŕd ammi se dosti kar chuke the or ammi badh chad kar reply deti thi ek din mene dekha ki ammi kuch ajeeb se orange colour ke dupatte me thi jab me school se ghar aayi mujhe shak hone laga to me samaj gayi dal me kuch to kala hai mai ab ammi ka phone lene nhi de rahi thi or vo hamesha phone me hi dekh kar muskurati or chat me hi magan rehti beet ja samne aayi jab jummah ke din me jaldi ghar aagayi ghar hamesha khula hota tha aaj band qu hai or aaj to jummah hai mujhe laga ammi namaz padh rahi hai par me bahar wait karne lagi lakin bht der hogaya kuch samaj nhi aaya mene faisla kiya ki  me khud andar jaungi me khidki dèkhne lagi ek kismat se khidki khuli thi me ahista andar chaligayi jese mene ammi ko dekha us haal me mere to chakkar aagaye ammi ek kaale hatte katte aadmi ķe saath janimaaz par bethi thi unke pao ke pass quran thi or vo aadmi ammi ke safed boobs ko masal raha tha or me dang reh gayi lakin khud ko sambhal te hue apne bag rakh kar wapas jaakar dekha vo aadmi chala gaya tha ammi janimaaz par nangi leti thi ammi ki gaand e gumbazi mere muh ke tarf thi me saaf dekh rahi thi ki ammi ki doodh jeso gaand aaj ek laal bandar jesi ban gayi thi or us gaand se ajeeb sa chip chipa paani nikal kar janìmaaz par gir raha tha me samajh nhi paayi  mene ammi ki is harkat ka jayza mukammal lene ke liye socha ki qu na me agle jummah school na jau or yeh kya kar rahi he dekhu lakin 1 hafta mujbe chain nhi mila meri bhi chut us manzar ka maza lene lagi or me kai dafa us manzar ko yaad kar chut me ungli ki hu

Or aakhir jummah ka din aagaya mene plan ke mutabiq school se chutti leli or ghar se bag lekar nikal gayi or mene khidki khuli chordi or me ghoomne firne lagi ese hi kuch der baad me ghar gayi to dekha ghar ka kaam sab ho chuka hai ammi gate me kisi ke intezaar me thi mene yeh bhi dekha ammi burqa phni thi jo bahar jane ke liye hi phñti hai kuch der baad vahi aadmi ghar aaya bag lekar ab ammi use andar bhejdi or kuch der or khadi rahi ese hi bahar or bahar se door lock kaŕ diya ammi ne or bahar chali gayi mene socha yeh kya hai tabhi ammi piche ke door ke raste ghar me dakhil gogayi or me samaj gayi kya mamla hai yeh or me bhi plan mitabiq ghar me khidki se chali gayi mene dekha vo kafir tha ek dum se hatta katta kala or voh ammi ke namaz ki jgha par khada tha or bilkul nanga yallah kya batau uski baazu e napaak ekdum se mote body builder or uska to yallah kalala uncut tha jo ese latak raha tha jese koi kaala sota hua naag ho or uspar se uski kaali chamdi aahh yallah mujhe to dar hi lagne laga

Ammi jese andar aayi azan hone lagi or ab voh kafir ke samne ammi burqe me khadi thi ammi jhat se us kafir ke gale mil gayi jses hi us kafir ne ammi ki gale lagaya ammi ese sehem uthi jese unki yaad me kab se tadpi ho

Ab voh habshi ammi ko kiss karne laga yallah kesa manzar hai ek namazi deendaar ammi jo ek kafir ke saath azan ke waqt lipti hai or uski emaani momina beti apni ammi ko dekh lazzat e paak le rahi hai yallah

Fir us kafir ne ammi ko 20 mint kiss kiya or uske baad jo hua me to dang reh gayi

Ammi jese burqa hatayi ammi ke jism par allah likha hua tha khaas unke emaani boobs e anwar e muqadas par or unki chut ke paak rasta e noorani or chutad e azmati e azadari ke darmiyaan aaahh meri ammi aahh allah

Us kafir ne kaha chal randi wazu karva apne aqa ko keh kar vo kafir janimaz ke samne chote se stool par tange fayla kar beth gaya ammi jhat se uske trishool e napaak par jhapat padi or bulnadi se bislullah allah bullah alshuru keh kar muh me lund e trishool uncut pevast karliya or ese chaatne lagi jese koi bacchi lolipop choosti hai

Apni ammi ko esa karte dekh meri to inteha na rahi mujhe apni ammi ki noorani gaand saaf nazar aane lagi jisse kafir ki haatho me khul masal rahi thi me apni ammi ki islami namazi gaand ko masalta hua dekh azan sun rahi thi aaahhh

Kuch der baad ammi khadi hogayi or musalle par karir let gaya or ammi us kafir ke muh par beth gayi or kaha bislullah or kafir ke muh par apni namazi islami 5 waqt namazi chut e ala islami ko rakh kar apne emaani boobs e paak ko masalne lagi yallah ammi jaan ki islami chut kis kafir ki napaak zubaar se choosrahi yallah ammi jaan ki chut ul al ameen aahh ammi jaan

Esa kuch derbaad ammi kafir ke lund par jhat se gir padhi or uskafir ke muh par chip chipa sa paani laga hua tha jise usne chaat poora peeliya ab

Us kafir ne kaha chal mulli wazu to karli ab namaz ada karle ammi jhat khadi hokar kafir e trishool ko maslne lagi or choosne lagi kuch der baad ammi sajde me chali gayi or kaha kàfir malik ap yaha aajay apki sajdedaar islami ap ki lund e uncut ki bhook se tadap rahi hai malik

Or voh kafir quran par paun laga kar ammi ki fayli hui islami mubarak chutad e sajdedaar ke beech gaya or jaha allah likhata vaha 3 baar thuk kar usne apna napaak lund geela kiya or kaha aaj me ise poora islam sikhaunga

Or ammi ke latakte hue islami emaani nipples bilkul tane hue the or mene dekha ammi ki muh par muskaan thi

Ab ammi ne kaha malik tadpaiye mat mujhe apke trishool se mujhe ibadat karne ka moqa ata karye malik ab raha nhi jata

Yeh sunkar kafir ne ammi ki emaani chut ki darar e chutad par ragadne laga or jhat se ek baar me poora ka poora lund pevast kardiya meri emaani sajdedaar ammi ki islami chut me aaahh allah ammi ke muh se nikala aaahhh allah me margayi aaahhhu malkiyomideeni aaahhhh

Ab kafir be inteha tezi se chodne laga vaha namaz chalu hi yaha ammi ke dhakke chalu hue aahh me apni ammi ko dekhte hue chut sehlane lagi musal sal 20 mint ki chudai tàba tod hui me 5 dafa jhad gayi or ammi janimaaz e muslamme par giri thi mene dekha ki voh kala topa ke gulhabi trishool ab choot gaya ammi ki emaani chut me yallah

Or voh aadmi bahar chalagay

[heruntoldfeelingss]

Love is not grand gestures - for me it is "I know how you like your coffee or tea/ Did you eat?/ I made your favourite breakfast/ let's go on a beach to watch the sunset/ I'm listening to you/ looking at you across the room/ putting the blanket over you while you're asleep/ randomly holding hands while walking/ playing and singing your favourite song/ hugs out of the blue/ keeping the meds on the table so you won't forget/ sticking cute love notes to make you smile/ watching you sleep like a baby/ hearing you rant about anything and everything/ making you laugh till your stomach hurts/ holding you while everything seems to fall apart/ writing letters/ sending 'i miss you' text on a random afternoon/ buying and gifting the things you've got on your list/ letting you take the window seat/ losing the game to see that twinkle in your eyes/ cooking together/ dancing together even when we don't know the steps/appreciating and celebrating each others existence.

Mohabbat koi mushkil amal nahi- mere liye mohabbat ye hai k- "mujhe pata hai aapko chai ya coffee kaisi pasand hai/ aapne kuch khaaye?/ Aapka manpasand naashta bana hai/ samandar kinaare chal k suraj ko gurub hotey hue dekhne chalein/ jii sunn rahe hai aapki baatein/ aapko kamre k kinaare se dekhna/ aap jab sorahe ho toh aap pe blanket odh jaana/ achanak haath thaam lena/ aapka mann pasand geet lagana aur gunguna na/ bas yunhei galey se lagana/ aapki dawayi table pe rakhna k kahin aap bhool naa jayein/ aapko kisi bacche ki tarah sotey hue dekhna/ aapke dil ki har baat sunn na/ aapko hasana/ jab sab galat horaha ho toh aapko thaamey rakhna/ chiththiyaan likhna/ "aapki yaad aarahi hai" waala message kisi dopaher yuhi bhejna/ aapko vo saari cheezein tohfe mei dena Jo aap lena chahrahe ho/ aapko khidki waali jagah dena/ har baazi haar jaana, aapki muskaan k khaatir/ saath milkar kuch khaana bana lena/ ekdusre k hone ka shukr karna aur ekdusre ki qadr karna.

[peaceishim]

Agar aap door na hote

To milkar chai peete

[tumkokyubataye]

Tu ek din jab laut kar aayega,

Tu ek din jab laut kar mujhe dhundhta aayega,

main tujhko agar na mila toh phir kidhar jayega?

Sabse pehla darwaza kiska khatkhatayega?

Kya tu mujhe talashne usi ghar aayega?

Jahan tune aur maine milkar "HUM" ko kho diya tha,

Jab "MAIN" se tang hokar ghum bhi ro diya tha,

Agar aayega toh kadam zara sambhal kar rakhna,

Is ghar mein mere hissey jagah-jagah pe rehte hain,

Jabse tu gaya hai, mere paanv darwaze pe hi baithe rehte hain,

Dil bistar par karwate badalta rehta hain,

Band na ho aankhon se dafa dafa kehta rehta hain,

Ki wo aayega ek din laut kar zaroor,

kaano mein halkey se fusfusa deta hain,

Masoom haath baaton mein aa jaya karte hain,

Phir har raat khud hi ko baahon mein bhar liya karte hain,

Tu ek din jab laut kar, mujhe dhundhta aayega

Mujhe yun bikhra dekh kya khud bikhar jayega?

Ya utha lega mujhko aur zarra-zarra jodd dega?

Sambhal lega mujhko, meri chuppi todd dega,

Waqt bhar se jo mere sath raha hai

kya tera intezaar mujhe chhod payega?

Tu ek din jab lautkar mujhe dhundhta aayega,

Main tujhko na mila toh phir kidhar jayega?

—nayab.

[pyaariposting]

yaaroñ ki yaar bnke kya paaya maine, azeeyatoñ mein khudko tanha paaya maine,

jo mehfile aabaad thi awaaz se meri, unhi mehfiloñ ko veeran paya maine,

mere labo'ñ pe jinka naam tha jama, ab unko sirf apni duaoñ mein paaya maine,

jinke naam ke dave kiya krti thi maiñ, unki seerat ko anjaan paaya maine,

jaha khud ko awwal smjha maine, wahi khud ko aakhiri paaya maine,

ab milkar bhi wo baat nahi, purani dosti ko gum paaya maine,

kya kuch socha tha, aur kya kuch paaya maine!

~ me (this was my first ever self written poetry)

[laylcsaxena]

closed starter @nikhilxkohli

Layla purposely arrived at Fanzone Sports Grille early to make sure she could get a table. Normally, she would call ahead, but this afternoon, they were having a private party, so seating was on a first come, first serve basis. She was waiting for Nikhil Kohli, a cricket player her friend and retired sports agent, Peter, had referred her to. Peter spoke highly of Nik's reputation in the game. Although she didn't know anything about cricket, she was eager to represent him. She had done extensive research on Nik and felt like she already knew him to some extent. The rest, she figured she could learn later.

When Nik appeared, she stood up and greeted him in Hindi—hoping to make him feel more at ease. "Namaste, Nikhil. Aap se milkar bahut khushi hui," she said with her hands folded before her. "Please, sit. I'm truly happy to meet you. I hope you're adjusting well in Wilmington." She gestured to the seat across from her, her eyes sparkling with enthusiasm. "I've heard great things about your skills on the cricket pitch. I do believe I could be a great fit to represent you."

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

Firdaus aur Jazbaaton ka janaaza

Kal shaam Firdaus aur mai uski almari saaf kar rahe the. Nayi cheezon ki jagah banaate-banaate kayi arson se dafan, dhool me sani yaadein use mil gayi. Unke saath arson se waqt ki mitti ke tale dafan gham aur malaal bhi beparda ho gaye. Humne milkar fir unn sabhi jazbaaton ka janaaza nikaala. Aur kar bhi kya sakte the? Unn puraani chitthiyon ko padhke, jinse abhi bhi use uske mehboob ki khushboo aati hai, mai kaise uss raakh ho chuki daastaan-e-mohabbat ko phir uski nazmon ka mazmoon banne deti? Vo unn khaton ko kuch der dekhti rahi, fir unhein neeche rakh apni hatheli mein unn dilkash bhoori aankhon se najaane kya dhoondhne lagi. Mai usse ye puchna chaahti thi ki kya uski haathon ki lakeeron mein mera naam kahin likha hai? Magar maine iss aarzoo ka gala ghont diya aur itminaan se use dekhti rahi.

Uski zulfein jab uski justajoo ko pareshan karne lagin, toh maine haule se unhein uske kaan ke peeche sawaar diya. Jab uski nazron se zulfon ka parda hata toh maine dekha vo nam thi. Uske ashkon ka sabab mai jaanti thi. Firdaus uthi aur khidki ke paas jaakar khadi ho gayi. Khwaabeeda nazron se vo najaane bahar kya dekhne lagi. Mujhe uski wazahat ki tawaqqo nahi thi. Aur naa hi uski mohabbat ki. Aakhir Chaahaton ki hudood husool ke tawaqqo se bhi aage hai. Mai vahin muntazir thi. Almaari ke pass. Bikhre samaan ke beech. Firdaus gham-e-furqat me gum thi aur uss pal me humare beech ka faasla bus kuch kadmon ka nahi, chaand aur aaftaab ke beech jitna tha.

~ Nisha

meanings dekhlo:

malaal - regret

mazmoon - topic, subject

justajoo - khoj

sabab - reason, cause

khwaabeeda - dreamy

wazahat - explanation

tawaqqo - expectation

hudood - boundaries

husool - attainment, gain

muntazir - one who's awaiting

gham-e-furqat - the grief of separation (from a beloved)

aaftaab - the Sun

[cruel-kaya]

I was just randomly going through Pinterest and saw this pin and the first thought which came to my mind was @alhad-maharani (Simmu di) always give these vibes yk the royalty, beauty and everything...

Truly malika-e-jahaan

You are an angel Di

I love you X ♾️ mwahhh 💗

"Aur aapse milkar Aisa laga ,Jaise waapis se insaaniyat par vishwas Zinda hone laga"

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

Aao Na • Disco Deewane • Leykin Mera Dil • Mujhay Chahay • Komal • Teray Quadmon Ko • Dil Mera • Dhundhali Raat • Gaein Milkar • Disco Deewane Part II

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[tasavvur-ki-duniya]

kya khabar kon tha or wo mera kya lagta tha jis se milkar mujhe harr sakhs bura lagta tha

[scribblesbyavi]

main ek bikhra hua insaan

tum ek nayaab sapna

main kuch giney chuney shabd

tum puri ki puri kabita

najane kaise hui yeh ek hadsa

tumse main aa mila

par zindagi hai hi ajeeb

jo do log milkar vi na mila

ab main aur mera toota dil

tum ek khwab,

mere muskurane ki bajeh

aur ek nayaab sapna.

avis

[burgirrrr-rants]

banni b-tech m-tech paas

banna mila anghutha chaap

banni ne mangaya bag

banna le aaya peg

banni ne mangaya bag

banna le aaya peg

milkar piye dono sath

banna mila anghutha chaap

[heruntoldfeelingss]

You give meaning to all the things I ever heard about love. Things were blur to me but now that I've known you, I can see how much power love holds. You look at me like I'm a piece of art- you call my name like it's your favourite song. I don't feel butterflies fluttering in my stomach - my heart feels safe when you're around. It's the feeling of being home after a long tiring day, no increased heartbeat- I'm at peace. You're my destination, I've been waiting to reach you and now that I have, I don't want to go anywhere else, ever. I want to stay here. Right beside you. You ask me, what can I do for you - love, just stay. And let me stay too. Rest, we'll see - you have me and I have you.

Aapse milke mohabbat k maayne jaane. Sab dhundhla sa tha, ab jo aapko jaana toh yeh bhi jaanliye k mohabbat mei kitni takath hoti hai. Aap mujhe yun dekhte hain jaise mei koi nayaab cheez hoon, mere naam yun lete hai jaise koi khoobsurat gazal ho. Mere dil ki dhadkanein tezz nahi hoti aapko dekh k- mera dil aapki moujudgi mei mehfooz mehsoos karta hai. Jaise koi sukoon ho. Aisa sukoon jo ghar pohochne pe hota hai. Aap meri manzil hai, meine aap tak pohochne k liye bohot safar tey kiye hain. Ab jo aap mile hain, ab jo aaptak pohoche hai, ab yahin mera ghar, yehi mera basera hai, meine ab yahin rehna hai. Aapke paas. Aap puchte hain, k kya karun tumhare liye? Meri jaan- bass rukk jaayein. Mujhe bhi rukne dein. Baaki, saath milkar sab dekhlenge- aapke paas mei jo hoon, mere paas aap hain.