#milk tea afterwards 😭)

[cemetery-baccanal]

No kuro merch at the con but this hot topic shirt has blushing sebastian on it so a win is a WIN

[underthetree845]

hello april!! we don’t have thanksgiving here in greece but it seems like such a nice holiday! i hope you have an amazing time :)

for the ask game: amber + quilt

take care! <3

Stella! Hello lovely, how are you doing this week? 😊

Yeah I enjoy thanksgiving because I like cooking and we all get a bunch of leftovers afterward. Do you have any similar holidays in Greece?

(autumnal asks)

amber (share an unpopular opinion that you may have.)- I'm so sorry I can't really think of any that I have, but I'll let you know if I do!

quilt (how do you take your tea (or coffee)?)- I'm much more of a tea drinker! Maybe I'll grow into it when I'm older but I really dislike the taste of coffee right now 😭 I do like frappuccinos from Starbucks but I hardly think that counts since it doesn't taste like coffee at all. I like iced fruit teas and I like to get fruity boba tea too. As for hot tea, I like Oolog, mint, black /w milk if I need some caffeine, green tea, and probably a few others. I don't really add much, I just like the way the warmth fills up my chest.

Thank you for the asks! <3

[pretty-toru]

I like to think Gojo has had a few Dad Moments when it came to raising Mochi and I don’t mean him making dad jokes💀 (he likes and makes dad jokes and you can pry that from my cold dead hands) Yeah biologically he’s her uncle but he pretty much raised for almost her whole life so he definitely has a few stories of him nearly killing his niece by mistake, you’d think the stories would be about curses or people targeting his niece since he’s the strongest. But nope, most if not all of them involve him trying to help her with insomnia since it started getting worse as she got older or trying to take care of her whenever she got sick. But mostly with insomnia, bro gave her Benadryl since it can put you to sleep in 10-30 minutes as a side effect. It worked really really well at first, that was until one day she slept for an abnormal amount of time and caused him to freak out when no amount of shaking or prodding would wake her up. So he’s calling Geto and Shoko in a panic because his niece isn’t waking up, so they show up and try to figure out what was wrong with her. Then Gojo mentions how he gave her Benadryl to help her sleep and earned a good punch to the back of the head by Geto, with him and Shoko explaining how you’re not supposed to give allergy medicine to someone who doesn’t have allergies, especially a child. For whatever reason it just didn’t click in his head that maybe using medication incorrectly could cause problems. He was trying to help her temporarily sleep and nearly put her into a permanent one instead💀

I like to think he tried to help her in the past but after the Benadryl scare he just leaves her alone and lets her sleep when her body is ready to finally rest. He’ll make her some tea or give her warm milk, maybe even melatonin gummy (the gummy doesn’t help but it’s the thought that counts) but that’s as much as he’ll do to try to get her body to at least relax enough so that she can go to sleep a little sooner while they hang out and do whatever it is the Gojo’s do at night. They both have horrible sleeping schedules so he doesn’t bother waking her up, he probably asks Megumi to check on her when she doesn’t show up to class or if she hasn’t been out of her room for a bit. He might’ve nearly killed his niece a few times by mistake but he still loves her very much 🥰😭

Oh no, Gojo!! Let's just say this was an honest mistake on his part, like the Benadryl had the label "nighttime" and he mistook it for ZzzQuil and without thinking much he administered that to Mochi. That incident gave him a good scare though, and I feel like he doesn't fully trust himself afterwards and double checks everything with Shoko to avoid another repeat of that event. (You can tell he's always been taken care of his entire life, and was never much in the position to take care of another but he's learning).

And since Megumi came along, Gojo feels a little more comfortable leaving Mochi in his hands especially when he's aware how much the teen cares for her and he's also quite the busy man who can't always personally check up on her. Omg, actually if Megumi ever found out about how Gojo nearly unalived Mochi he would simply take over any and all care plans whenever she's sick or it's related to her insomnia otherwise he'll question his mentor's every move.

[fattypat-rick-ty]

You guys I gave in and went for a pizza, I saw the hot sauce I forgot about in my room and took it to the kitchen. I was going to have 2 slices and when I opened the box there were 3 but by some miracle I saw that the 3rd was the skinniest piece I’ve seen in a while omg I grabbed it and before I heated it up I decided to eat it cold to make it less appetizing and SMOTHERED it in sauce, crust not included [I threw it out] afterwards I wanted to make a coffee [I chugged what was left in my mug from before] then I saw my parents didn’t pick up the milk that I asked.. [I can’t stand black coffee I’m sorry 😭] I decided to go for green tea- like tell me this isn’t a sign from the universe!!

I feel powerful.

I felt so skinni going up the stairs ugh I’m so grateful ✊🏽🥹

I’m always saying I’ll opt for tea instead of coffee for the starved calories but never do

Time to watch videos that have to do with Ana/Monster high!! 💕✨❤️

[mattohonbung]

who seek

🍨 dessert cafe (korean)

📍 chantilly, virginia

📅 mid-afternoon; July 2023. 2nd time.

🙂 overall: their bingsoo is good, I wouldn't get their ades. the place seems kinda sanitised in a boring way now. I would still return, but always with friends (to help me finish the bingsoo lol)

food pix + detailed review under the cut!

🍹 not pictured is their peach-ade which i didnt take a pic of cos it literally looked like sprite in a cup 😐 the artificial peach flavor was barely there (is it cos i chose "less sweet - 1 syrup"?). I also chose "no ice" but you def need to drink it cold. lesson learned.

would NOT get it again even if you get it on their Tuesday $2-off Ades discount man I paid $3.50 for some sprite with peach syrup... could you believe they normally charge $5.50 for that?? bffr

🍨 black sesame bingsoo - it sure does look like they dumped black pepper on your meal 😭 anyway I love black sesame so I don't have many complaints! i guess they could've made it less sweet but like its a dessert so I'm not pressed about it lol. but I know the snow was made of cow milk cos I got so gassy afterwards 🫥

I'd get this again but only if i pop a lactaid. NON-DAIRY OPTION WHEN??

🍨 green tea red bean bingsoo - green tea flavor was weak af. the green tea mochi was cut too big. this did feel slightly less sweet than the black sesame one but I got tired of the flavor more quickly.

I wouldn't get this again :^/ I'd prob avoid all their green tea items. no bitter notes at all to counteract the sweetness smh

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💲 price - $11-12/bingsoo. i feel like this is slightly more expensive than other places, considering that all the possible additions would have racked up the price

🗒️ overall notes - kinda wondered if their honey toast is any good, but their options looked so uninspired 😅 nothing else on their menu looks worth getting here

also they got rid of the 'hidden room' part of their store and just opened it up ☹ L for them, it takes away from how cool their store seemed. I think they could benefit from some board games or something. they just had boring books (including encyclopedias for some inexplicable reason)

[greenbabyofficial]

i think i may have a milk allergy bc milk makes me so nauseous 😭 me drinking rose milk tea for years despite this and just gagging on nothing afterwards

[peaceisadirtyword]

Enchanted (Ubbe/Reader)

A/N: Hello! This is the first fic I wrote for my project Summer in Kattegat based on the song Enchanted by Taylor Swift💕. It should have been posted yesterday but I had therapy and I finished way later than I thought and today I had a doctors appointment😭 But here it is! It’s maybe the worst one of the fics I’ve already written for this project, but it was the first one and I’m not very used to write for Ubbe so I’m sorry! It was nice to write for him though! It’s been a long time since I did it. 

Enjoy! Next one is with Hvitserk🥰 Thanks for reading!

Warnings: mentions of sex, mentions of cheating, heavy make out, mentions of alcohol, swearing. 

Words: +5k. (sorry)

Late evening shifts were your favourites. It was strange, as everyone preferred to have dinner at home and stay there with their partners, pets or children, watching movies, reading books… But you just moved to Kattegat and didn’t have a partner to stay with, being home alone every day was a bit boring after a while, and the evening shifts were better paid. Besides, he always came in during the evenings.

He’d just get out of work, you guessed, by the formal clothes he always wore. Sometimes he’d come accompanied by other people, other times he’d be all alone frowning over papers and making phone calls. Sometimes he’d order a cold beer, other times a strong coffee, once he ordered a tea.

Ubbe Lothbrok. Your coworker updated you on his entire life. The eldest of a dysfunctional family with an absent father and a mother that sometimes was absent too, with an older half-brother that barely acted like it and three younger brothers which he practically raised. That was probably why he had such a comforting and nurturing aura around him.

He had the sweetest smile, always polite and nice even when he obviously wasn’t having the best of days, and stunning, big blue eyes that left you breathless. It wasn’t healthy to have such a crush on a regular customer, you said to yourself every night after closing and coming back home, but you couldn’t help sighing as you remembered how beautiful was the smile he shot you when you gave him his coffee that day.

But every night he’d come in, and every night you’d spend hours sneaking glances at him, until he left. That night, though, it was a bit different.

You had just poured another glass of whisky to another one of your regulars. He was a nice man but perhaps abused alcohol a bit too much, especially during Friday evenings. He always tried to make you laugh so he could compliment you afterwards, and even if you had to fake all of your laughs, you did it anyway.

Ubbe didn’t look good when he crossed the door. Your smile faded slowly when he entered without saying a word, a stern expression on his face and clearly with something on his mind that bothered him. He sat on his usual table, near the big window from where you could see the fjord. It looked gorgeous, especially during the evenings when the sun would be a bit lower.

But he didn’t pay attention to the view nor looked at the bar to catch your attention. Biting your lip, you grabbed a plate and one of the kanelboller you had baked earlier that day. Before you could think about it twice, you approached his table, taking a deep breath for a bit of courage. The look on his face when you offered it to him with a small, shy smile on your face was priceless.

“I didn’t order this” he said with a small frown.

“I know, I just thought you look like you need it, I always eat one when I’m having a bad day and it gets much better” you replied with a giggle “Can I get you anything else?”

He looked taken aback, blinked a couple of times before nodding slowly. He cleared his throat.

“Um… A coffee perhaps? With milk, please, and a lot of sugar”

“Sure, just a moment” you smiled, nodding and quickly making your way back to the bar to prepare it. You could feel his eyes on you while you worked, and didn’t dare to look back at him until you left the coffee on his table.

The customers started to leave. Sometimes you’d glance at his table only to discover he had eaten the kanelboll and drank the coffee. Other times you’d caught him looking at you. Until you heard someone sitting on one of the stools at the bar, making you look up from the glasses you were drying and nearly gasping when you saw his big blue eyes looking right at you.

“Have we met?” he said softly, his voice suddenly sounding much more rough and intimate than when he ordered. The faint curve of a smile on his lips made him look even better.

“I… Don’t think so” you cleared your throat “I’d remember it, um… I’m Y/N” you smiled softly, clearing your throat and wondering if you’d look as bad as you thought after hours running up and down the local.

“I’m Ubbe” he nodded “You’re new in Kattegat, aren’t you?”

“Yes, kind of” you chuckled nervously “Just moved here, looking for a change of scenery, I guess…”

“Anyone would think that a young, pretty woman would prefer a change of scenery in Sicily or the south of France or Spain” he smiled, and you smiled back at him. How could you not?

“I’d say the south of Norway has its charm too” you replied, shrugging and trying to ignore the fact that he just called you pretty “It has handsome men, at least”

Was that as terrible as it sounded?

He chuckled then, and looked down before shaking his head.

“I’d say you might be too good for the men around here” he shrugged.

“How can you say it? You don’t know me yet” you smirked.

“You just gave me one of the best kanelboller I’ve ever tried. And I’ve tried a lot, my mother is Swedish” he said “And just because you thought I needed it”

“They always manage to put me in a good mood, I figured it could work with you too…”

“It did work” he nodded “Thank you, I’ve been having a very long day, family shit…” he rubbed his neck with a sigh “Sorry, I don’t mean to bore you with my problems…”

“No” you shook your head “You’re not boring me, it’s way better than cleaning this place” you frowned looking around “Want a beer?”

“Sure” he smiled again “In any case, I’d prefer to talk to you over dinner, if you feel like it”

“Oh” you chuckled “I’d love that… Um… I finish my shift in an hour or so…”

“Perfect” he shot you the biggest, most beautiful smile you had ever seen “I’ll wait for you, then”

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You didn’t think Ubbe could be even more handsome, but the low light of the sunset made him look like a Norse God. His clear eyes narrowed slightly, bothered by the light, but he only had a big smile for you as soon as you turned to him. You wished you had put a bit more effort on dressing up that morning, but at least you wore a cute top and jeans. The denim jacket, which you realised with a sigh that matched Ubbe’s eyes, was a must in Scandinavia, even during summer.

“I know a place where we can grab some dinner” he cleared his throat as soon as you turned to him, biting your lip nervously “Would you prefer eating there or going to the beach to have a late picnic?”

Even if every single brain cell capable of reasoning in that moment screamed at you that it wasn’t smart or safe to go to a deserted beach while it was dark all alone with a man you didn’t even know, you ended up smiling and nodding  at his plan, convincing yourself that he didn’t look like a serial killer and that even if you had to die you preferred doing it while looking at those eyes.

Ubbe apologised for the simplicity of the dinner he got you. A pair of burgers, and a paper bag full of chips that the waitress (who also battled her eyelashes way more than necessary while he ordered) had given to him for free. He explained he used to work there when he was younger, and you listened to him with widened eyes, barely paying attention to the food even if you were starving.

“My dad left home when I was a kid” he muttered, the sand was still a bit warm under you and the soft sea breeze hitting your face while you listened to his voice almost made you disassociate “I still saw him sometimes, but he spent most of his time in England, my mother had four kids to raise and one of them with a disease… She still ran the family business with the help of my half-brother, so she barely had time for us. I had to take the role of a father to my younger brothers when I was still a kid myself, so… This is going to sound selfish maybe, but I got that job to be out of that house for a few hours” he sighed “We didn’t need the money, but it felt good to stay away and make my own money, meet new people and go out…”

“I don’t think it’s selfish” you shrugged “I suppose all of us need some space, especially a teenager boy”

“Sometimes I felt bad, almost like I abandoned my brothers too” he shrugged “Hvitserk usually tagged along when I went out with friends, but Sigurd and Ivar were too young, and Ivar had his… Shit going on, too”

“It wasn’t your place to act like a father” you said softly “It wasn’t your responsibility and you still did it, that says a lot”

“I couldn’t just leave them like my father did” he sighed “They barely got to know him, at least I spent some good years with him, but they were very little when he left”

“Is this the family shit you talked about?” you said with a smile.

“No” he chuckled “Well, I do have some fights with my youngest brother, Ivar is very… Stubborn” he frowned softly “And Hvitserk used to be my partner in crime, now he’s closer to Ivar, and Sigurd… He doesn’t really care, left this place a long time ago… But no, it’s not them the ones making my days a living hell lately”

“I’m sorry” you replied with a sad smile “I hope I could help”

Ubbe turned then to smile widely at you.

“You did, you fixed my entire day, Gods, you fixed my entire month”

You giggled, shaking your head before taking another bite of your burger.

“That’s the effect of kanelboller” you smiled “I’m glad you feel better”

“It wasn’t the kanelboller” he said softly “It was you, I don’t think someone has noticed I don’t look happy in my entire life” he muttered “I was always okay, helping others, I didn’t… I wasn’t given the chance to not be okay, but you just came and gave it to me, like it was normal”

“It is normal” you reached to take his hand, hoping he wouldn’t put it away “I see every kind of people every day, some of them are very happy, others not so much, others start crying when they tell me they’ve been fired, others come very happy and leave sad, people feel things, and it’s okay to feel, it’s much better than not feeling anything”

“I guess no one paid attention to what I felt in my entire life” he shrugged, shaking his head before drinking from the beer he had bought for dinner “So thank you”

“You don’t have to thank me” you giggled “I do want something in return though” you bit your lip, glancing at an amused Ubbe, who raised an eyebrow.

“Me buying dinner wasn’t enough?” he laughed.

“Baking those kanelboller took me a long time, you know…”

He hummed, nodding slowly almost like he was thinking.

“And… What about this?” he said, and before you could react he grabbed your neck, pushing you closer to him and capturing your lips with his softly. You gasped against his mouth, surprised, but your hands went to his arms immediately, trying to keep balance without breaking what was possibly the best kiss you ever had. He tasted like the beer he was drinking, he was warm and soft, and completely matched the vibe of a sweet and nurturing man that always took care of others. You kissed him back, closing your eyes and moving closer until he grabbed your waist to pull you into his lap. The food was already forgotten as you straddled his hips and his hands travelled down your back and waist until your hips.

He only broke the kiss when the both of you couldn’t breathe. After opening your eyes and seeing his ocean blues looking right back at you you knew that would be what you saw when you died.

“Maybe I should have asked first” he whispered, his voice even more hoarse and deep.

“No, I’m…” you cleared your throat, touching your lips absentmindedly while holding back a stupid smile “I’m fine, more than fine”

“Good” he muttered before leaning in again to keep kissing you. With a sigh, you let him do, running your hands down his strong chest and shoulders, enjoying the way his arms tightened around your waist, or how his hands would wander further down and touch your thighs over your jeans. Once his hands came closer to that place between your legs and you whimpered against his lips. He kissed down your jaw and neck, even giving some small kisses over your collarbone and chest, only to bite softly on your neck, finding your sweet spot with no effort.

You could feel his member already hard against your sex, and grinded against it absentmindedly, Ubbe gasped and grabbed your hips to press you down, groaning when he made you moan softly against his ear. When you finally opened your eyes it was already completely dark around you, the moon being the only source of light around you. His eyes under the moonlight were amazing.

Without saying a word, he grabbed your waist again only to push you down onto the sand, it was already cold and it made you shiver when you laid down with your eyes still fixed on his.

“Don’t you want to watch the stars?” he chuckled, even if he didn’t take his eyes off of you either.

“Only if you’re the one making me see them” you raised an eyebrow, making him laugh again. He hid his face into your neck to laugh, and his warm breath hitting your skin made you tremble again. As soon as he raised his head you grabbed his neck to kiss him again. This time he had enough space to touch and caress every single part of your body.

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“Well… This is me” you said with a giggle when you stopped in front of your building. Ubbe nodded slowly, the cute smile that hadn’t abandoned him all night curving his lips “Want to come in?”

A part of you was begging for him to say yes, but another part was panicking because that day you had forgotten to make the bed and you were sure there were clothes all around your bedroom.

And, you were wearing very ugly underwear.

“I would love to, but…” he sighed “It’s late, I need to work tomorrow and… Yeah, I have an appointment very early, and I don’t know if I’d be strong enough to leave your bed once I’m in” he muttered, leaning even closer before stealing another kiss. You had to hold back a very excited and unsexy giggle.

“Yeah, I… We better leave that for the weekend” you whispered, biting your lip as soon as he broke the kiss.

“I’m all yours for the weekend” he raised his hands with a chuckle.

“I’ll call you” you nodded slowly, already missing his touch “Thank you for this night, it was… Quite a welcome to Kattegat”

“It was my pleasure” he bowed his head and winked at you playfully “Good night, gorgeous”

“Good night” you said back, smiling like an idiot before turning around to open the door.

“Oh, and Y/N” he called out, making you turn around again to look at him “It was amazing to meet you”

Before you could react, he took your hand, kissing it softly before winking and walking away.

As soon as you were inside, you giggled, shrieked and laughed in pure joy, feeling those butterflies in your stomach when you remembered just how his lips felt against yours.

Opening your window to let the chill night air into your room, you looked up at the sky you had been neglecting for the entire night.

Was it you or the stars looked more bright?

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“You look too happy today, don’t you?” your coworker raised an eyebrow. She had been looking at you the entire evening, giggling in amusement when you smiled at the customers maybe more than needed.

“Yeah, well, it’s Friday, the sun is up and it’s warm, perfect to go to the beach”

“Will you be joining someone?” she laughed “It’s the first time since you moved here that you’re actually looking forward to do something after work”

“Maybe” you winked at her “I don’t kiss and tell, who knows?”

“Oh my god you are!” she shrieked, almost groaning in impatience when you scurried off to serve a coffee to a customer “Who? Is he hot? Or she? Or they? I don’t really know your sexual preferences”

“It’s a he” you giggled “And yes he’s very hot, we’re just getting to know each other for now, though” you shrugged, trying to hold the excited smile back, still feeling like an idiot whenever you caught yourself thinking about the kiss(es) and smiling all alone.

“Finally! Is he a customer?” she widened her eyes “There’s a lot of guys that flirt with you, should I guess?”

“Yes, he is a customer” you winked at her “And I’m saying no more! If I talk too much about it and it doesn’t work out…”

Ignoring her protests, you went back to smiling widely to the customers, glancing at the clock approximately every five minutes.

Once you were out, this time having put more effort on your outfit and having brought some of your makeup to work, you immediately called him. After a few days thinking when you should call, you decided to just give him a spontaneous call when you got off of work. He did mention he was free every evening after work, so you thought it would make you look a bit more laid-off and less desperate. Not that you were desperate, but you honestly didn’t really know how long you’d survive without one of his kisses.

Ubbe didn’t pick up. Your smile faded a bit, but you soon shook your head and shrugged it off. Maybe he was busy at work, maybe he had a call… He would surely call you back as soon as he saw it, so you decided to go to the centre and relax a bit. You had been wanting to take a look at some shops you saw when you first moved there, but never had time to actually do it.

What you loved the most about Kattegat was how it seemed to blend in with the nature that surrounded it. There were trees everywhere, and all of the buildings were made of wood, imitating the style of the ancient vikings towns. It was cosy and delightful, the little lightbulbs that adorned the main streets every night from May to September gave it a warm vibe that contrasted with the chilly air.

Glancing at your phone every few minutes, you let yourself relax and enjoy your walk around the shops, frowning occasionally when you saw the prices. Everyone had said Norway was expensive, but you really felt like buying yourself something.

Entering a small shop that had big sale posters on the window, you looked around, smiling politely to the workers and immediately heading for the sale section.

Until a deep, rough voice made you freeze, turning your head with a small smile on your lips until you saw him.

Ubbe. That voice was unmistakable, but your smile faded slowly when you saw he wasn’t talking to you. Instead, he had a little girl in his arms, and carried her as he talked to another man, taller and with blonde hair. Next to them two women talked cheerfully, one of them, with blonde hair, had a little boy grabbing her hand, her other hand over her belly, where you could guess a big bump. You felt like someone just poured a cube of ice water over your head while you watched them walk to the door. Suddenly Ubbe turned to the blonde woman, tending his hand so she would give him the bag she carried, she did it, smiling softly at him and putting her hand on his arm after he caught it, turning her head around to keep talking to the other woman. It wasn’t until they left the shop that you reacted, clearing your throat and looking around to make sure no one saw how you wiped the tears that welled on your eyes before leaving too, suddenly not in the mood to go shopping.

On your way home, you couldn’t stop thinking about how much of an idiot you felt. You had been stupid, letting your stupid crush dictate your every move and thought about that man, who looked too handsome to be single. And you didn’t even think about asking him? Well, it’s not something that crosses your mind after someone kisses you like that, right?. Groaning as soon as you closed the door, taking off your shoes and letting yourself fall onto your couch, you took a deep breath before wiping your tears again. The worst part was the disappointment. Had he really taken advantage of you being new there and not knowing anyone?

Gods, he’s fucking married, you thought. And with kids! The excitement and illusion you had nurtured during those last few days came back as disappointment and sadness. Had that night been magical just for you? You groaned again, deciding to go right to bed even if it was too early.

Your phone vibrated, glancing at it you immediately tossed it onto the bed before entering the bathroom for a shower before bed, ignoring the fact that his name on your screen made your heart clench once again.

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You changed your shifts. Your boss looked a bit bothered but you didn’t care, you preferred to spend your days at home curled up on your couch watching the news before humiliating yourself by seeing him every day. No matter how many times you had thought to yourself it maybe wasn’t what it seemed, that maybe all of it was a misunderstanding and you had gotten things wrong. Because Ubbe didn’t look like the cheating type, right?.

But if you had learnt something about men in all of your years of life, it was that most of them weren’t as innocent and nice as they looked.

A week had passed since that night, the best night of your life you’d dare to say, and you found yourself on your couch like every other day, eating some dinner you had ordered and watching a very boring documentary film. All of this while trying to ignore the downgrade that supposed to go from making out with a very hot man on a deserted beach during sunset to watching two lions fighting hyenas on TV in just a week.

You were about to switch channels when your phone vibrated. Looking at the caller ID, you sighed and left it again. He hadn’t called very often, just a couple of times, and even if you really wanted to pick up and let him explain, you also still had enough self-esteem to know that the wisest thing to do was to ignore it.

Until your doorbell rang.

Startled, you looked at the clock. You weren’t expecting anyone, could it be one of your neighbours? Two weeks ago you had to help an older lady that lived next to you to turn the TV on because she had accidentally unplugged it while cleaning, so after thinking about it for a couple of seconds, you stood up and walked over to the door, opening it and ready to fake a smile.

But you didn’t expect to see two piercing blue eyes looking right at you. He had a shy smile on his lips.

“Ubbe?” you frowned, immediately clearing your throat and shaking your head “What…?”

“I… You didn’t answer your phone” he said, shrugging “And I didn’t see you working these days either… I just… Thought maybe something had happened, is everything okay?” his eyes narrowed, and for a moment you believed he was genuinely worried “You said you’d call and…”

“Yeah” you crossed your arms over your chest “Everything is okay, now you can…” you tried closing the door, but his arm blocked it. When you opened it again with an annoyed sigh, his smile had faded, and he looked confused now. You looked away as soon as you started thinking he looked very good.

“I don’t understand” he licked his lips “Have I done something? I…”

“Are you serious?” you scoffed.

“I’m lost, Y/N” he shot you a confused smile “I’m sorry I didn’t pick up the phone, I…”

“It’s not that, it’s…” you frowned, looking at the closed doors of your neighbours, grabbing his arm and pulling him inside your flat before closing the door. Your neighbours were as adorable as they were nosy “I saw you”

“You saw me?” he frowned again, shaking his head “I’m sorry, I…”

“You’re married” you rubbed your eyes. You had promised you wouldn’t cry again “You have kids! You’re lucky I didn’t go to your wife and told her what we did on that beach last week”

“Oh” he let out a breath, smiling in relief and shaking his head “It’s that”

“That?” you scoffed “Are you serious? I’m no one’s side chick, don’t you think it’s a piece of information I should know before you kiss me?”

“Look, it has an explanation” he shook his head slowly “If you let me explain, I…”

“Go ahead” you narrowed your eyes at him as you sat down on the couch again “Explain”

“I’m divorced, Y/N” he smiled apologetically “I just divorced Torvi, that’s why I’m not wearing a ring”

He raised his hand, and you looked at his naked fingers, biting your lip in confusion.

“Torvi is my brother’s ex-wife, we started dating when they divorced, and I practically raised their kids” he shrugged and smiled shyly when you tilted your head “I know, it’s weird, it’s a long story because I was with someone else when I started dating her, which I’m not proud of” he sighed “I love Torvi, but it’s not the kind of love that maintains a marriage”

“But… You were together, with your kids and two other people, that’s not what a divorced couple usually do”

“We were with Björn and Gunhild, his actual wife” he shook his head “He’s the kids’ father, and the educator at the school said it’s good for the children to see all of us together, so we usually go out with them once a week… I do consider myself their father, but biologically I’m only Ragnar’s father, and he hasn’t been born yet” he smiled softly, looking excited “So no, I’m not married, but it’s not really a conversation for a first date, is it?”

“I… You could have mentioned it” you sighed, rubbing your eyes again “Are you sure I’m not destroying a marriage?”

Ubbe laughed for the first time since he entered your flat.

“No, my marriage didn’t have a future since way before I met you. I had a shitty day because my mother was giving me a hard time about the divorce, she is scared because she says I will never settle down, she thinks I should just hold on, no matter how unhappy my marriage is, for the kids’ sake… She believes we all should do what my father and her did, but their example was actually what made me decide to divorce” he shot you a sad smile then “So no, I’m not married nor you’re anyone’s side chick, I do have a family though, and I won’t leave them. I really like you, Y/N, but if you’re not comfortable with this or are unable of accepting this, just tell me and I will leave and won’t ever contact you again”

You groaned again, covering your face and feeling, once again, the stupidest person on Earth.

“So I just spent a week feeling like an idiot, believing you were playing me and changing my shifts at work for no reason?”

Ubbe smiled softly, reaching to put your hair out of your face.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t really get the chance to tell you, I preferred to wait… To avoid scaring you off, maybe”

“I… God, I don’t know what to say” you giggled nervously “Sorry, I… Maybe I should have picked up the phone, let you explain before jumping to conclusions”

“Hey, it’s completely normal you reacted like this, I would probably react the same if I saw you with a random guy on the street”

“Yes but I…” you sighed again “Are you sure you’re not going home to anyone?”

“No” he muttered “In fact, I just rented a flat to where I go back all alone every night, another reason why I spend my evenings out, so no, I’m not going home to anyone”

You nodded slowly, relieved but mortified at the same time.

“And just to make sure you know I’m not lying, I did say the truth when I said I loved meeting you the other day” he added, his voice softened while he grabbed your hand “I had one of the best nights of my entire life with you, and I’d hate to have to walk away from you but I’ll respect your decision”

“I believe you” you bit your lip to hold back a smile, your heart started beating faster and faster when he leaned in, your eyes travelling from his eyes to his lips “I suppose I was scared, you made me go insane in just one night… I was afraid you were playing me, going home to someone else and flirting with me for fun, I just…”

“I understand” he nodded, a smile curving his lips again “I would love if you gave me another chance”

Finally relaxing, you took a deep breath and nodded, a mischievous smile curving your lips.

“Sure, but… Do you think it’s too late to go to the beach? I always loved bathing in the sea at night”

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I’m sorry if I messed up the tags again😭 it’s 2am please forgive me lol

Also! Sorry if the ending to this is too weak, I had to cut it a bit shorter because it was too long😅 anyway, the next one will be better❤️ thank you so much for reading!

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DNP Rewatch: A VERY Sleepless Night With Phil

Date video was published: 11/20/2016 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 329

The last solo-Phil video of 2016. Also the second Sleepless Night video of the year; the other one was back in February.

0:07 - Phil sounds like he has had too much sugar and/or caffeine

0:10 - never know whether to believe his timecodes in these, but this doesn’t seem that unreasonable

0:15 - DNP were in LA for the DAPGOOSE event there; they just got back on November 18 so he really is filming this shortly after that

0:42 - close-up eye. looks very green here

0:44 - definitely cold after being in LA

0:58 - so much leg rubbing ���

1:18 - that amount of mess is giving me intense anxiety; I would have to clean it immediately or at least shove it out of sight

1:24 - I love a good cape-blanket

1:29 - the BONCAS 😭 will talk about more at the end of this post

1:42 - Phil wardrobe tour! 

1:55 - brief cut to shirtless Phil. back in the early days of YouTube he was literally shirtless on camera all the time

1:59 - I love that bird shirt SO MUCH. He and Dan had to coordinate with the shiny jackets though

2:15 - I like that one less. surprised at the black-and-white prints for Phil, actually, instead of color!

2:24 - the one he will go with indeed. feel like he had already fully decided before filming this

2:33 - that’s a look 😂

2:37 - Phil really loves an interesting shoe

2:51 - awww, he still doesn’t love dressing fancy or feel that confident about it 😕 his more recent suit looks are good though!

3:00 - so the pile in front of the wardrobe wasn’t even from his suitcase...I’m even more horrified now

3:08 - neither of them wore that wig in the anime video

3:17 - yeah better question is why did he keep the wicker bed for 5 years, yikes

3:23 - that wig is more disturbing than Phil’s old hair

3:30 - hmmmm, maybe but he certainly hasn’t seemed concerned about the noise to this point

3:44 - fox-mating interlude, lovely. glad Phil can tell us exactly what it sounded like...

3:54 - if true, there was over and hour between the foxes and this. yes, good book!

4:11 - “I look like a potato” 😂

4:15 - very self-aware about what most of the comments would be if he didn’t address this, haha

4:23 - mirrored view with fringe the other way always looks just slightly strange

4:30 - THE PHOTO BOOTH CHALLENGE shout-out!

4:40 - cute! had to clarify with that “I’m not a furry, I promise” though 👀

5:05 - these are getting progressively more disturbing...also “I’m licking myself” um. 😳

5:37 - he’s so proud of himself. This is exactly the kind of thing you get really proud of in the middle of the night on too little sleep

5:54 - that is a sad amount of cereal

6:21 - dipping cookies in tea is amazing and I don’t do it enough. actually I think he’s got milk here though

6:44 - he is in fully bored mode at this point

6:47 - Phil loves a festive theme

7:00 - that’s from when he filmed Sprite Advert way back in 2007

7:02 - this is quite the photo, lol

7:12 - he certainly had some interesting profile pictures. he is going to regret these being on the internet forever

7:30 - he is really sharing all of them huh 😂 I do love that he can laugh at himself

7:52 - it must have been annoying to have to go downstairs to go to the bathroom every time

7:59 - nice of the neighbor to tell that that 4+ years in...whoops

8:13 - Phil glasses! pretty sure those are the ones he wears most of the time after this

8:22 - referencing the last sleepless night video

8:45 - ahahaha, it’s the “raw chicken breast” crystal. I didn’t realize he had had that for so long

8:56 - he does not sound tired. The first timestamp he put in the video was 1:43 am and this last one is 6:26am, so a bit over 4.5 hours

9:05 - he sounds way too awake during this merch promo and outro to be ready to go to sleep immediately afterwards

9:47 - still doing TATINOF shows! They were in Dublin just a day after this was posted (1, 2), then Berlin a week later (1, 2, 3).

9:56 - how did he even manage to do that?! poor Phil. too much violent gesturing

10:58 - yes there is no escape

This is my favorite of the sleepless night videos! Just casual Phil updates and chats. 😊

Just a couple of days after this were the BONCAs, which Phil was trying on clothes for. DNP had coordinating shiny suits and won three awards. Also this happened when Phil won “creator of the year.” 😭😭😭 Here’s a whole compilation of DNP that night as well.

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Day 325-Korra Fitness! (9/6)

(Thirsty-Like-Asami-Sato Thursday 👀👀👀😉😏👌🏼🙌🏼)

Y’ALL...IT WAS P MUCH THE FUCKINGGGG BEST DAY EVERRRR 😭😭👌🏼👌🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️

NDIDJSJS HAHAAA

I WOKE UP FEELING LIKE DEADASS SHITTT BUT HERE GOES LMFAOOO XD:

I KILLED LECTURE TODAY (Humanities class was about this 17th century Mexican poet, named Sor Juana, and I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭👌🏼🔥❤️🤟🏼💥❤️🖐🏼🙏🏼⚡️⚡️)

SEMINAR WAS KILLED BECAUSE I FUCKING ASKED SOOOO MANY QUESTIONS <33

I HUNG OUT WITH A FRIEND TODAY, that I haven’t met in a LOOONG TIME <33

I GOT SALTED CHEESE MILK TEA FOR THE FIRST TIME LMFOAOO (WHICH IS LIKE, FUCKINGGG BOMBBB YOOOOO 😫😫😭👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼💣💣💣💣🔥🔥🔥🔥)

Lmfao, I ALSOOO TOLD my friend about KORRA FITNESS (XDDD), and she went BATSHIT LOL. It was a CRAZY time :)

Idk, just...EXPLANING to my friend EVERYTHINGG that I’ve been doing, from traveling to Korra Fitness, to just...LIFE, in general, is...AMAZING. :) I cant freaking believe I have the opportunity to do so many AMAZING things in life AND THIS IS JUST FUCKINGGG AWESOMEEEE!!!!!!! 😭😭😭👌🏼❤️❤️❤️🙌🏼😫😂

AFTERWARDS, I WENT TO MY HIP-HOP PRACTICE AND KILLED IT LOOOL. It was fun!! And more natural <3

Also, yo-

YOOOOOO JDNNDNDKDMD

MUHFUCKERS I FUCKING GOT INTO THE PLAY!!!! KDKEMEKDKD

SOMEHOW LMFAOOO

I GOT INTO THE PLAY!!!!

AND I AM ABSOLUTELYYY JUST SOOOO OVER THE MOOON!!!! ABOUT ITTTT 👌🏼😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🎊🎊🎉🎉🌈🌈🌈⚡️💫💫☄️💥MDKDNEJD 😭😭👌🏼😫

Lmfao, I’ve just NEVER gotten into a play, before so. :)

I guess what I’m saying is- I dead-ass thought this day was gonna be ass, because i woke up late and sad. Now, look what it turned into. :) a jam-PACKED day :D <3

Also, did 15 or so Wall-push-ups! Though, the dancing is quite a workout in its OWNN XDDD

Just some more gay pics LMFAOOO XDDD