#mikepost

[untildawnss]

why did i just see an among us post and why can't i stop thinking about chris, mike and josh in the shed

mike: josh, did you kill jess in comms?

chris: true, you're pretty sus

josh: i was literally in med bay with ash and chris

chris: also true, i saw him vent

it's been years

[yoinkurz]

a chainshipping wip i'm working on ... ive cried like twice while making this help

[florenceandtheinkmachine]

being in the batim fandom is a dual edged sword because on one hand there’s so many amazing cool people here creating amazing content but on the other hand i’ll be reading the most interesting delectable fic and get to the end of the chapter count only to find the author stopped updating SEVEN YEARS AGO and never finished and i’ve been reading something written in 2017 from the og fandom and now i must live dissatisfied with never knowing how it ends

[whattheheckisatazelwurm]

Shout out to the two instances of Vito and Mal having to manually get their hair the way they like, instead of it just sorta... ending up like that.

[glamrockmike]

this might bring dishonor upon the good name of glamrockmike but,,/silly

so as my moots know i am playing fnaf ruin. now my special interest is mascot horror. i live sleep eat breathe and drink fnaf, batim, and the other games of its ilk.

HOWEVER. i am ASS at playing horror games. every inch i progress down a corridor or every door i open, i freeze, pause the game, jump out of my chair, or something equally cowardly. also i have a slight problem with doing things while looking the other direction. all of these things work together to make me one of the world’s worst horror games players.

disclaimer: I AM QUITE GOOD AT SECURITY BREACH. i have played it so many times that i literally know every secret and no longer fear the scares as extremely, and i am at least better than markiplier at it (if this is untrue i’m sorry mr fischbach i assume you’re only decent at it). the fear problem only crops up when playing something for the first time.

my problem? the one exception to the rules of my fear?

endoskeletons.

i cannot get past the PRIMORDIAL fear these disgusting toothy metal shitstrings invoke in me. no matter how many times i play security breach, i always falter in the Warehouse.

AND THE FUCKING THINGS ARE IN RUIN TOOOOOO

which is obvious to everyone except me, who has never watched any gameplay of ruin to avoid spoilers. so anyway, i got to the daycare. i couldn’t wait to hang out with eclipse. everything goes fine! then he throws me out. into a room. full of ENDOSKELETONS.

oh shit, I was thinking! oh shit, they will kill me! and so now you’re probably saying ‘mike, this isn’t disgraceful, interesting, or even that weird’

well yesterday i was attempting this section for the eighth time after never dying to a SINGLE endo. why the eighth time? BECAUSE EVERY TIME ONE ACTIVATED I FREAKED OUT AND QUIT THE ENTIRE GAME.

well, i got stuck. i activated the first two nodes just fine like always, but then i knew the bastards would start moving and so i hid in the gift shop, cursing my feeble bravado and there i remained.

my younger sisters like to watch me play five nights at freddy’s (ages 9 and 14). they also like to harass me for running into walls and hiding and for all of the previously mentioned behaviors.

MY NINE YEAR OLD SISTER WHO HAS NEVER PLAYED A HORROR GAME BEFORE IN HER LIFE TOOK THE CONTROLLER OUT OF MY SHAKING HANDS AND RAN, AVOIDING ALL THE ENDOSKELETONS AND ACTIVATING THE FINAL SECURITY NODE. SOMETHING I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR ABOUT THREE DAYS TO DO SHE DID IN THIRTY SECONDS. WITH NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE WITH THE CONTROLS OR THE MAP

guys. my own nine year old sister. is the best five nights at freddy’s player i have ever seen. she did it with the detached finesse of a professional, a Nivala Gaming or BigGaming64 type.

i have never been rendered such a fool. i bow to her. i should let her run this account instead. i’m ashamed and in awe.

[nemmet]

i made a little felt doll of mike :D

he’s a little wonky and rough around the edges, but given that this is my first ever felt doll i’m super proud of how he turned out!!

[adamfromsawreal]

like. idk the puppy analogy is cute until u get to s6 (prison) and he is no longer a puppy but a rabid dog locked in a cage

[mikenesmithmpreg]

i would’ve given michael nesmith the most insane head (1968)

[cartoonishreal]

Mikeposting attempt 2

[earlymorningbluesandgreens]

Your blog ads are nothing but Texas themed stuff....I asume this is due to Mike posting.

this just in: mike girlie's blog gets invaded by the entire state of texas

[untildawnss]

lord of the rings nerd chris vs marvel nerd mike

[kustas]

[florenceandtheinkmachine]

look what fell out of my chimney covered in ink this christmas

he’s sitting on my other exciting gift, a drawing tablet!! going to celebrate my new equipment with a ton of Bendy doodles

merry christmas and happy holidays!

[whattheheckisatazelwurm]

Mike and the gang + text posts

[glamrockmike]

hey everyone especially my US friends mutuals and followers i’m gonna give you the most biggest crushingest hugs imaginable. i haven’t been an active member of the fnaf tumblr community very long but i love it here and i wanna say: this election is frightening and disheartening and heartbreaking but we’re still going to be here. and we must survive. i know a lot of us are queer and i love telling queer stories and engaging in fandoms i love and doing both at the same time and i would be sad if anything happened to you guys and i plan to keep on doing what i’ve been doing in the wake of trump being elected because i think it’s important.

my inbox and dms are open if you want a little human interaction or anything, i don’t know how much reassurance i can provide as i am in a wrecked mental state right now but i love yall and it’s going to be some kind of okay

[bylertruther]

girls when they want to consume will byers content but don't want to have to be the one to make said content