#mike the security guard

[tht1guys]

Shipping securitywaiter is like the equivalent of being a little kid who plays with dolls, making your monster high Frankie doll date your brother's John Cena action figure and I love everything about it.

[trinitythewolf]

@indukkkks

 Jeremy yapping 

[fnaf-sxc]

Financial compensation 🗣️

[bananaphone---t]

I just watched the FNAF movie, and I never thought I'd say this, but...

I simp for Mike.

[chloesimaginationthings]

What if Mike and Jeremiah are the guards in FNAF 2..

[bs-fangirl]

Can’t believe that poor Peeta survived two Hunger Games, months of torture, and a war on the Capitol…

Only to be forced into a night shift security guard job at a pizzeria to support Katniss and their two kids.

Times are tough in Panem.

[shitsecurityguards]

showoff

[aweina]

ᰔ. personal lullaby : mike schmidt — fluff only + ft. domestic vibes

continuing my sleepy mike agenda, imagine him coming back home from work and he’s just so tired. yet, he still wants to be around you. he forces himself to blink away the restless weight on his eyes, holding you so close in his lap — using you like a warm weighted blanket. mike doesn’t really like talking about his day, he never had good news to share and he would rather not be reminded how miserable his workday was. so he asks you about your day.

your voice was a sweet tune in his ear, he could listen to you the whole night, reiterating the same news like it was the most interesting thing in the world. what abby ate, if she needed help with her homework, how the weather felt that day. mike would lazily hum at your words, fondling the plushness of your thighs — leaning his head back on the couch while he eyes any changes on your cute expressions.

a groggy “hmm?” and “yeah?” were the only two words mike’s cloudy mind could produce. as much as you try to latch away from his tired form, assuring that he needs sleep or at least a warm blanket, he always seems to decline. you give in, continuing to talk about whatever — blushing at his tired gaze and slurred movements. his calloused hand caresses your cheek so lovingly, teasingly pinching at your soft cheeks that manage to make you whine every time — earning a lopsided smile from mike.

he knows he’s busy, so these nights were important for him. to have you by his side, to study your pretty features without his judgment cursing at his shameless staring, the addicting warmth and softness of your body greedily touched by his strong hands. to fall asleep to your soothing voice, that’s the only thing he could ever wish for.

[plentolla-olla]

A sketchy guards designes

Guess they haven't changed much

[fagbearentertainment]

Getting fucked up over the animatronics at 3am

Like in the movie they wanna play and make forts dude

That’s what really gets me, the movie humanizing them with that scene, it fucks me up so bad. Like I wanna cry bc they really are just scared angry kids :(

[trinitythewolf]

FNAF

[spoiledmilks]

Drawing mike while in school qwq

[nusha-schmidt]

Bro just smoking... 🚬

[chloesimaginationthings]

Taking care of kids is hard in FNAF

[welcome-to-fazfucks]

Never change, Mike. Never change.

[shitsecurityguards]

this autism shit is getting scary