#mihoyo wtf
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I'm so used to not getting queer ship contents from big fandoms like marvel and so many animes that it's beyond insane to me that Mihoyo ACTUALLY ships our crusty ships?!?! like wdym we were right and these two are GAY, not just acquaintances but GAY. WDYM
#kavehtham#aventio#beiguang#wtf#jeanlisa too they are also hella sus#plsplspls mihoyo PLEASE just look at chaeya#they have so much potential#acheswan too! kdhksdl#hsr#genshin
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I feel a deep obligation to say this.
To all genshin redesigners who respect the culture said character's inspired from,

Thank you for your service. 🙇♂️
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...so we all agree that natlan trailer was ass right
#such good designs WASTED on paper-white characters#like my expectations for hoyoverse were already low because of sumeru but this takes the cake#the only darker-skinned character (iansan) they showed for a SECOND#AND THEY MADE HER GREY!!! WTF#the absolute nerve of mihoyo to steal from indigenous culture and not bother to represent them correctly#they genuinely view dark-skinned characters as undesirable it's shameless#and OLORUN???? WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM#catch me never playing genshin again lol#genshin impact#natlan#natlan genshin#genshin natlan#genshin impact natlan#natlan genshin impact
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here’s a spider i saw outside my house and aventurine based of the model that @/kitsubiexhoyoverse has on yt/insta
i will make a digital version soon!
#artists on tumblr#fanart#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#aventurine honkai star rail#aventurine fanart#wtf is a kilometer#star rail aventurine#hoyoverse is allergic to melanin#mihoyo is allergic to melanin
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where are his dangly earrings attached???


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#wuthering waves#genshin impact#literally watched my friends play the game and all of it is just Mihoyo cloned#like wtf is this#god#idec if ppl get mad over this it's true and you know it.
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HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW?????? WHY ARE THEY SO STUPID?????
(Me to hoyoverse)


#Rex lapis#zhongli#zhongli = rex lapis#THEYRE SO STUPID#genshin#genshin zhongli#genshin archon#Liyue people are so dumb#GENSHIN WHAT IS THIS#HOYOVERSE WTF#mihoyo#FUCK YOU MIHOYO#make it make sense#PLEASE
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an angel loses its wings whenever a cheerful and complex male character is dumbed down to a twink.
#fandom#fiction#writing#brainrot#fanfic#im so sigma#the brainrot is real#boredom#fanfiction#hsr#genshin impact#genshit#genshin#hoyoverse#mihoyo#anime#manga#anime and manga#animanga#bro#like wtf#twink#mischaracterization
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guys I found blue crimson

#wtf#uhhhh#okay so crimson apparently already exists in this game#did mihoyo time travel back in time after an alternate universe version of me created liliths garden?#whoever made this game i am on the same brainwave as you#I AN CONNECTED TO THE STARRAIL HIVEMIND
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I love when pretty women exist…
#I HATE THAT I CANT KISS HER WTF MIHOYO LET ME GIVE HER A LIL SMOOCH#video by yours truly 👉🏽👈🏽#bladie. txt
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i wanna play HSR again but i lost my acc and I don't wanna do everything over again
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The Stream
Part 1: Awakening
Warning: OOC, inaccurate character representation, possibly inaccurate workplace, Imposter SAGAU, lmk if there's more.
It's been over 30 hours since Genshin went down, and there was still no news from Mihoyo about it getting back online. The players were looking for ways to entertain themselves. The out of game community was growing in terms of activity due to how long this crash was.
With it being over a day, players are still hopeful on it being resolved soon, but our starting to get concerned about the lack of an official response from the devs about it getting back online soon, with the only response being that the game experienced a major error with a new patch, and they were working to get it fixed.
That is what Jason knew. He, his other friends, Olivia and Jack, and his sister, Jasmine, have been browsing Reddit, Twitch, Tumblr, and Twitter for any info on the game going back. And it's not like they could go through the files to try and figure out what's causing this, cause their friend, Y/N, haven't responded to their messages ever since this whole thing begun.
You've made some mods for your friends, ranging from new enemies, to better chances at rolls, and even a new nation you were working on, unlike those of Earth's past, which was oddly similar to the Telaki culture that was seen combined with Inazuma before the crash. When you were asked about it, you weren't sure if they were serious or joking, with you only realizing the truth upon being shown an image of the new Inazuma, which had you baffled.
Right now, the group is currently on a discord call, browsing various social media platforms, ranging from Twitch to Twitter, looking for answers that could possibly explain the shutdown. "Anything yet?" asked Jasmine, "Nothing." He replied, not finding anything of use on Twitch.
Most of the streams there were of the lore that was dropped, as well as some interviews with the voice actors, with a few of the streams being scam streams. As he kept browsing Twitch, he noticed a new stream, called "The Hunt", about to start soon.
"Huh." Jason says, a little intrigued at the title. "What is it?" Asked Jack, curious on Jason's thoughts. "Just an odd title of a stream starting soon." He said, going to the profile, only to see nothing there.
"What the?" He says, confused on the lack of account. "What is it?" Olivia asked. "There's no account!" Jason yelled, reloading the page to still find no account there. "Really?", "No way", "Are you sure?", they say, unconvinced. "Yes I'm sure. I'll send you guys the link." He says, copying the link and posting it to their chat.
A few seconds later, disbelief rang throughout the call. "What the??" "How is this possible?" "This is live soon, wtf?" Were some of the things said by the group.
"Alright then." Jason said once everyone calmed down. "It's evident that this stream is odd, with it having no account broadcasting it. It says that it's going to start soon, so do we watch this, or keep browsing?" Jason asks, taking note of their choices.
"Sure" "Why not." "Okay." The group says, all clicking on the stream, waiting for it to start.
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The developer offices were in a more chaotic state. Ever since the sudden shutdown, they haven't been able to save any of the changes they made to their game, with any change made causing the game to crash the game engine, and in some cases where heavier changes were applied, the computer itself.
One notable effect being reported across the board was the inhabitants of Teyvat all being alive, regardless of the game being run or not, with something akin to a temple being built near Liyue, as well as the NPC's all worshiping a new one called "The Creator", who didn't look like any Mihoyo employees when cross referenced with their employee data base, crossing out any conspiracy by them for the mean time despite suspioins remaining.
These problems were what Robert Lin was dealing with. Ever since the game went down, he and other development team leaders have been doing double time in order to find the root of this crash, or as he and some of the others were thinking, cyber attack.
Right now, he was in a call with several other game developer team leaders and a supervisor about any progress as of now, with it happening on a laptop at his supervisor's request, for the ability to see developments should they occur during a meeting.
"It's been 30 hours and we still have nothing?!" A disgruntled voice yells over the speakers of his office. The voice comes from Chang's Lao, his supervisor from China. "Sir, all attempts to change it have been unable to be saved, with even attempts to revert to old versions failing." Came the voice of his colleague, Elise Toutain, who oversaw the developers in France and led the development of Fontaine.
"What do you mean, unable to revert!?" Came Chang's enraged calls. "You developers are the only ones that have access to our projects, or are you gonna tell me an intern at Unity screwed us over??!!" He yells, before taking a deep breath, looking at them.
"What of this, "creator", that the NPC's are worshiping? What do we know about them?" He asks, seemingly trying to change the topic.
"From what we've seen," came the response of Higa Azami, head of the Japanese branch and lead developer of Inazuma, "it seems to be manipulating the game to its will in light ways, in the form of giving visions to NPC's who were previously visionless in the game files and strengthening characters that show loyalty to it. However, the land, animals, and monsters around it seem to freeze up around it, with it attacking the monsters and animals around it with each in game element, purplish abyssal energy beams, and golden pillars." She says, taking a deep breath before continuing.
"The spared go berserk, attacking all in sight before dying. She finishes, looking back at Chang, seeking a further response. Chang goes ahead and takes a sip of tea before looking at the dev leads.
"Has there been any other developments besides the undeveloped lands being added?"He asks, double checking for any new events.
That was another major change. The Snezhnaya, Khaenri'ah, the Abyss, and Celestia were added when the game went down.
Snezhnaya was mostly in development, with developers only recently starting to add buildings into it, with some debates about building placement in the nation wrapping up.
Khaenri'ah was still in the drafts, with many major buildings still being drawn, with the general area of the nation now being just being a wasteland, mainly inhabited by Hilichurls and Abyss mages. Danisleaf had been seen waging war against the Abyss Order, led by the abyss twin, Lumine.
The Abyss follows its namesake, just an empty void, filled with floating islands where enemies that were both already seen and monstrous entities that haven't been planned or scrapped on some of these islands.
Unlike the rest of Teyvat, the developers were unable to get a view of Celestia, with all attempts ending in their computers crashing and needing to be reset.
The best they have been able to do is map out it's approximate area, with it being around the size of Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma and the wilderness in between, on the ocean east of the game's mainland.
"There is one sir." Came the voice of Safar Naser, the lead Sumeru developer and head of the Egyptian branch. "We've been browsing the files and found the files carrying the "Creators" attacks, with each attack being heavily layered upon their in-game energy." He says, doing air quotations upon saying creator.
"However, the computers used to identify them were overheating, needing to be reset. When reopened, the files for the attacks were moved elsewhere, currently unknown." He says, taking a deep breath before continuing.
"It's highly likely that these attacks, and this Creator as a result, are playing a critical part in this virus or is the embodiment of this virus. We're double checking our firewalls and attempting to identify the virus's origin." He finishes, looking at Chang.
Cheng takes a deep breath, seemingly in deep. The devs wait for a response. "Have me notified of any future developments." He says, formulating a plan.
"For now, continue observing the game. Work with each other to identify any possible inconsistencies in between versions. I will be contacting Liu Wei about this. It's possible that this virus will spread to other games, so expect contact from the other dev teams. I would recommend hiring observers in the meantime so you can keep a wa-" the door to Roberts office is slammed open with an intern, Wyatt Icnez, his tags read, being the one responsible. "Sir!" He screamed, catching his breath.
Robert responded to the employee, having been startled by him. "Wyatt, this better be a development, if not-"
"That's the thing sir." He says, taking deep breaths. "There's another creator, and the system says that they're a player."
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You thought you slept on a weird side of the couch when you were unable to find the usual comfort of the surface when you awoke.
Moving around, you still were unable to find it. 'Why is this so unco-' your thoughts froze as you felt the coolness of water.
Expecting to be dumped somewhere with it, you quickly awoke, and got away from the coolness, determined to stay dry.
It was only then that you realized that you didn't know where you were, yet this place bore a striking resemblance to a few beaches in Teyvat.
'Okay, this is some weird shit.' You think to yourself, going to run your eyes when you notice your hands.
They bore resemblance to the styles that ran in Mihoyo's games.
Being a little freaked out by this, you decide to go ahead and pinch yourself in the slightest bit of hope that this was some new evolution or a dream.
To your horror, you felt it. 'Okay, okay, just take deep breaths' you thought to yourself, realizing you somehow got Isekaied to Genshin.
Deciding to try and focus on something else and delay the breakdown of being in Teyvat, you walk up the path, heading away from the beach, where you came across a cliff, where you had to climb.
That's when you realized that you were in Mondstadt. As you began climbing, you felt the rocks get easier to climb. While thinking about what to do there, your thoughts turned to a small concern, to the SAGAU fanfic, specifically the imposter ones.
You shook those off, thinking they were mere superstitions, wandering into Starfell lake. Unaware of those there.
As you wander through the lake, you take in the landscape of the forest. 'This is beautiful.' You think to yourself, going to pick up a flower. As you pick and smell it, something is heard from behind you. Before you could react, a sharp pain pierces you on the back shoulder.
Looking at your back, you're horrified to find that you've been shot in the back with an arrow, looking at the origin of the shot, you expected a Hillichurl to be attacking you, only to find your attacker to be Amber.
Only then did you realize,
You were being hunted.
#genshin impact#genshin impact sagau#genshin sagau#sagau#self aware genshin#cult au#ocs#fanfic#genshin fanfic#imposter sagau
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Wtf do you mean they use Daughter/Servant of evil trope again?? YOUR SOULS WON'T ASCEND, MIHOYO (pls continue to use it)
#zenless zone zero#zzz#yixian#zzz yixuan#yixuan trailer#evillious chronicles make me suffer again#i'm crying
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So, I just finished the new Trailblaze Continuance mission (no spoilers here), and I'd like to share my thoughts. Although I haven't done the event that follows, so no spoilers for that please x-x
All i have to say is... what the f***!??!
/pos btw, this is a "WTF" in all the right ways
Out of all the crazy things that happened throughout the game's story so far... I don't know how Mihoyo managed to go even further off the rails.
and still write a beautiful story with a shockingly deep message.
and also weave in the iconic Trauma(tm) here and there.
I'm still processing what the in the name of the Aeons I just witnessed
Anyways, on a totally unrelated note, I hereby declare myself a ninja initiate!
#i'm only half-kidding about that btw#i would genuinely pick the ninja-y options in 99% of dialogue going forward now as long as Mihoyo lets us#plz let me call everyone the ninja names even in future story stuff#i unironically love Rappa's ninja theme WAY more than I expected#and i strongly headcanon the Trailblazer running with the ninja theme from here on out#rappa is my new life idol tbh#honkai star rail#honkai star rail spoilers#hsr spoilers#honkai star rail rappa#hsr rappa#tagging this w/ “hsr spoilers” just in case even tho i don't really spoil anything in the post lol#also i loved mr reca less than 5 seconds after seeing him on screen#WHEN WILL RECA BE PLAYABLE????
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Introducing a new ask blog (sort of)! Hey hey (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ (not like that)
Meet my Genshin impact OC: Perle.


This is all relatively old art, since my Genshin phaze ended a while ago (COUGH COUGH NATLAN IS WHY COUGH COUGH MIHOYO WTF ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO MELANIN OR SOMETHING COUGH COUGH I ONLY LIKE KINICH, MUALANI AND KACHINA COUGH COUGH), but this one follows a similar premise as the Secret Garden one. I think I genuinely have a problem, why do I 🌺 all of my OCs?!
Here's a little summary of Perle, and then some doodles under it (MAJOR GENSHIN SPOILERS AHEAD) (*꒪ヮ꒪*)
-300 years old
-Cursed by a yet to be discovered entity
-Merfolk
-Focalors's daughter, a gift to Furina after she tried to Alt F4 her life. Perle gave her a reason to continue, but deep down Furina knew she was alone and it made her so lonely.
-Another flower disease haver, these being pink leadwort flowers
-travels through the nations. Favourites Liyue and Inazuman for the healthy seas.
OKAY YIPPEEEE ENJOY THE STUFF








#art#digital art#drawing#genshin impact#genshin fontaine#genshin original character#genshin fanart#genshin oc#oc x canon#genshin oc x canon#mermaid#fontiane#natlan flopped
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Castorice animated short
WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK? MIHOYO WHAT THE FUCK??? IT ISN’T EVEN 3.2 YET AND YOUR MAKING ME CRY BRO
CASTORICE OMG- mIHOYO WTF ALL MY GIRL WANTS IS TO BE ABLE TO EMBRACE SOMEONE WITHOUT THEM DYING
REMINDER SHE’S A CHILD AT THE START. THIS CHILD WAS DOOMED TO BE KILL ANYONE HER HANDS COMES INTO CONTACT WITH AND THEN GOT USED TO GIVE SAID PEOPLE DEATH LIKE
Omg…i’m crying like THE GRACEYARD SCENE- SHE REALLY IS APONIA-
the old lady calling Castorice’s embrace warm, because all she sees to her is someone she cares. It doesn’t matter if she dies, to her all that matters is she’s her friend.
AND THE SCENE AT THE END- CASTORICE IMAGINING A WORLD WHERE SHE CAN BE HAPPY AND EMBRACE ORHERS WITHOUT SUFFERING- ITHVOEJ IM ACTUALLY CRYING omg….
And FUN FATC! Deers represent grace, elegance, gentleness, and innocence and in some cultures, regeneration of life and rebirth!
omg…what the fuck…
#castorice#amphoreus#animated short#analysis#character analysis#hsr#honkaistar rail#maybe cleaner analysis at a later date?
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