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âGimmie your kneecaps!â
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Chase Stone:
Cockatrice, general menace, stealer of hearts and left socks, and maker of bad decisions.
His entire story got a massive overhaul, and Iâm still working on the details once again. But instead of him being on the run from the government as a mutant, now heâs a giant feathery monster who hides in the Oregon forests, and has at least some grasp on magic to change his form to steal food from human towns.
His true form is about 12â5, while human form is 5â7. Fashion sense eludes him in either form. Itâs a bit sad. He gets to be a bit silly as compensation. :3
Anyway!! Hereâs a really, really old OC I made for Gravity Falls way back when it first came out. Heâs gotten some changes, but still my lovable baby. Hope yâall enjoy!! (Also ignore the BGs for this. I was burnt out before I could figure out something cute for each one. Just threw some shit and it stuck)
Toodles!~
#gravity falls oc#gravity falls#monster boy#chase stone the cockatrice#cockatrice#monster oc#trash bin art#trash bin post#digital art#quackalacka ding dong#fan art#sfw#late night post#im gonna do a between-forms doodle sometime later#just to test it out#maybe have him face off against Stan and Ford bc the kids got too close to his hideout#and heâs a bit pissed about it#might steal one of the kids and run?#idk tho#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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scribbly first date type affair (continuation of my modern au stuff)
#witch hat tag#orufrey#idk when the next modern au thing will be so i'll just post this by itself. hehe#that art was one of qifrey's first drawings. it was of a creepy eye. (it was around the time he got glasses as a kid)#(and was told that he might lose his sight completely one day so he became an emo because he already wanted to be an artist#like beldaruit who ran his foster home where he encouraged kids to draw art to express their feelings.)#and an insidious deviantart group called The Brimhats idk stole it & reposted it. he never got to the bottom of who exactly did it.#but one day. they will fucking suffer.#(he believes their goal was to develop AI art as they said stuff like 'all art should belong to everyone anyway' & 'there shouldnt be rules'#but actually they were probably just regular mean ppl who have moved on to new things in life than stealing kids' art on deviantart.#who knows though.) i want people to retain their disabilities or general tragedies like beldaruit would be in a wheelchair#and coco's mum is in a coma. but its just so funny if qifrey just has regular bad eyesight#and it's so cute that he would say he doesnt think of beldaruit as a dad & is distant with him but now basically runs a foster home too#where he doesnt just encourage like he was encouraged but actively teaches kids from sad backgrounds to become wonderful artists one day#anyway i am so fucking hungry now goodbye#P.S. BELDARUIT IS NOT OLD !!!!!!! i mean if qifrey is late 20s or older in canon like i want... i guess he..but.... NO !!!!!! đ#*edits in some follow-up drawings*#oru: i couldn't c-c-confess my feelings bc it always seems like he's worried about something..i shouldnt bother him..#qif: *always worried about how to confess his feelings*#ive decided meeting at 7 on da is kind of ridiculous actually. i think they probably meet at like age 10 in canon..not immediately =_=#since beru-sama is like 'he finally found a friend'. whatever... this'll be my last art post for a while probably so see ya <3
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show tempe gang crossover with the morris islanders would actually have been the best episode of bones ever. btw
#please ignore the rest of the tags i will just be making things up#okay they start out in carolina but at least half the episode takes place in dc. do not ask me how travel logistics would work#tory spends the entire episode off with tempe doing bone stuff. booth feels upstaged by a 16-year-old girl#so he goes and hangs out with ben who does NOT trust him right off the bat#ben ends up having to run him over to liri at some point because there's crime afoot and tom is busy. they spend most of the ride in silenc#ofc they end up bonding Eventually because they are both obsessed with crazy emotionally stunted redheads named t brennan#tory is more effective than any of the squinterns and manages to piss hodgins off so bad just by existing#coop hangs out in the lab as saroyan tries to kick him out thirty times. he just keeps showing up and she can't prove who's letting him in#(it's tempe.) angela loves tory but tory does not love angela back. saroyan tolerates her. sweets likes her but knows she's hiding somethin#comes to the conclusion that she can read her friends minds and slowly drives himself crazy because obviously that can't be true#tory brings hi along whenever she needs someone with people skills and he is MORE than happy to participate in a hodgins experiment#hi gets to be king of the lab for about ten minutes. shelton hits it off with angela immediately and they solve half the case together#booth fucking HATES hi because he's evasive and really good at the manipulation thing. booth can't win verbal sparring and he gets Big Mad#at one point the four of them are in an interrogation room together (MISTAKE) because tory had them meddling a little too close to the sun#and booth is trying so hard to question them which didn't work even when they COULDN'T read each other's minds#tory figures out who did it and hi steals her thunder a la shrek wasnt vandalized he gave birth#temperance tells tory 'i know you've got a secret sweets told me and even though i don't trust psychology i find he's insightful' etc etc#tory's like well i might be but i can't tell you it's not just my secret and you wouldn't believe me anyway#because let's be real tempe WOULDNT believe her#meanwhile saroyan convinced by sweets paranoia managed to get a sample of tory's blood and test it and is like HEY WHAT THE FUCK#gets hodgins and they just stare at the results together and delve into conspiracy theories. he's like i KNEW there were werewolves#they debate telling tempe but know it wouldnt end well for the kids and decide to get rid of the evidence. but hodgins is SO smug#also angela spends the whole episode trying to convince everyone hi and shelton are dating and no one believes her#they finally see them kiss or something and they're all somehow floored and angela's just like yeah? duh?#if anyone read this i'm sorry and why
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My mini contribution to @echoes-lighthouse's Evil Slasher Orphanage! My wife Anna and I are here to help, and brought a few more kids of our own.
I really thought I was a horror fan until I sat down to draw this and came up blank. I guess I'm not a slasher guy, because a LOT more Monsters and Beasts came to mind, so it took a while to form a list. Though I did include Sam who is certainly a Creeture but.. They're human enough.
#Emile's Arts#Proud Parent Posting#Slasher Orphanage#I'm stealing the Entity's abilities from DBD and giving them to me#And then immediately using them on accident to bring all these kids into one reality#That doesn't have to be canon to the orphanage obviously I just love being an Eldritch Being but Stupid#Also Friday the 13th is a movie in the Scream franchise so I thought this was a fun way to explain that fkjsdfkdfdkj#Honorable mention goes out to Frankenstien's Monster he is my baby but I could not for the life of me choose a design for him#I knew I KNEW I wanted Brandon immediately amazing concept that movie horrid execution#What if you had the powers of God in Middle School. You'd kill people right??? Right.#Also Sam Trick R Treat my beloved amazing Comic series that I love their design and energy#Spirit of Halloween little guy#One year I will dress up as them.. one year#ALSO BUBBA#I was so surprised Bubba wasn't in the original Orphanage cast he's SUCH a sweet pea I love him#Do not let him in the kitchen I don't care how big and wet his puppy eyes are do not let him in there#I also included Billy Trick R Treat because I wanted to the kid who plays him in the movie adaptation is very cute#And I LOVE a murderous little kid it's incredibly funny to me#More honorable mentions I considered;#Fran Bow and Misfortune but neither of them are Slashers on Purpose really#Misfortune is just a victim and IF Fran did kill her parents it wasn't her own choice#Six LN as well I love her but again... Not really a slasher. Also she's like two feet tall#I also though M3gan but eeeeeeeeeeeh I dunno I might come back to that#I was thinking about Rin Dead By Daylight as well and she's still on the table I think she'd fit in#I was also originally going to do The New King from Chzo Mythos but changed to John just because he's more Slasher Child than DaCabe#And again I kept running through Monsters like from Crypt TV and such and decided against them#Me my children my wife and this random person who's farm we stumbled across and are now crashing in#It's fine Anna's very use to Farm Labor she'll be a great help#And she is VERY calm comforting mother-y when she eventually calms down#She's gonna dote all over those girls
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before i knew anything about mha i always pictured eraserhead as like. all might body pink rubber eraser with a face for a head. don't ask me why but this image was CEMENTED in there. and every once in a while i'd see some oblique post shipping him or referring to him as attractive and i'd be like '...the guy with an eraser for a head?'
#i had a lot of really confused ideas about canon like i thought all the quirks were transferrable#and you had to either earn one or steal one#so the main character was like going to high school with all these other regular high school kids#jockeying for the attention of these pro heroes who might give you their quirk#and also there was murder? like they'd kill or maim each other to get the attention of a pro#or take the competition out of the running#i don't....know how i got this very specific VERY wrong idea and also knew nothing about the show#tt post
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#â§ Ë Âˇ . â â â primrose / study. â#â§ Ë Âˇ . â â â ooc. â#large image //#( listen â her narrative was to be married off to some lordâs son she didnât even know and might not even like )#( expected to have kids â TERRIFYING )#( finds she gets a thrill from thievery. one of the few feelings of control she has )#( fucks around and finds out - steals from the wrong person )#( cursed artifact . opens it. )#( but thatâs the thing. she was warned. they yelled it was cursed when she was running away. )#( maybe she wanted to be cursed )#( <- something she will never admit )
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my favourite part of the Wayne Kids being, you know, the Waynes, and popular celebrities is the fact that these are teenagers and young adults who are given ... celebrity powers. and i know they're stupidly petty with them. every time you log onto twitter you'd see 3 of them engaged in a sibling argument, completely uncaring that it's being broadcasted to thousands of people
Dick, tweeting: Tim stole my sandwich today, hey siri how do i un-adopt a sibling?
Tim: ??? I didn't steal your sandwich??
Dick: Then who did??? It was there this morning and you were the only one in the manor the entire morning??
Tim: Dick, my unfortunately kind of favourite brother, I was not in the manor today
Dick: YOU WEREN'T?!?!?
Tim: no, I've been in my apartment all week. did you hallucinate me?? LMFAO
Cass: I was there this morning.
Dick: Oh. No wonder then??? You 2 look too similar, one of you needs to cut your hair
Tim: Not it
Cass: . . .
Tim: on second thought, maybe it's time for a haircut
Cass: :D <3
Tim: Love you too, Cass
Random Twitter User, quote tweeting the last tweet: So did you ever find out who took Dick's sandwich????
Cass: Jay did.
Dick: JAY DID?!?!?
Cass: Oh. Did you not know?
Dick: NO?!????
Cass: Oh. @/jason start running. Sorry.
Steph: Guys Jason might deadass die again Dick is ONTO him
Random Twitter User: ... Again?
Steph: hardly the point rn, jared
Babs: Why did Jason just climb in my window asking me to hide him
Tim: he's running from Dick, lol
Babs: Oh, why?
Tim: he ate his sandwich
Babs: Got it, he's hiding behind my couch now, screeching about Cass betraying him.
Dick: BABS DON'T MOVE. DON'T LET HIM LEAVE.
#batfam#dc comics#batman#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#i love socmed aus with them#but like theyre barely even aus#cause theyre already famous?#god help us all if they get social media in-canon
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things i wish i had known when i escaped my family household and couldn't ask my parents for help
invest in a good mattress early on. there are many other ends you can save on - sleep is not one of them. this is key to how much energy you'll have throughout the day
you don't need a bedframe but you do need a slatted bed base (even if it's just pallets)
opening a bank account is easy
there's youtube tutorials for everything. how to install your washing machine, how to use tools, fixing stuff around the place. channels like dad, how do i? are a godsend
change energy provider as soon as your old deal runs out. you'll get better offers elsewhere and avoid price gouging
assemble a basic first aid kid at home: painkillers, probiotics, alcohol wipes, bandages, tweezers, antihistamine tablets - anything you might need in a pinch
and an emergency toolkit: flashlight, extra batteries, a utility knife, an adjustable wrench, multi-tool, duct tape
set your fridge to the lowest temperature it can go. the energy consumption is minimal in difference and it'll give you +4/7 days on most foods
off-brand products are almost always the same in quality and taste, if not better, for half the price
coupons will save you a lot of money in the long run
there's no reason to be shy around employees at the bank/laundromat/store; most people will be happy to help
vegetarian diets are generally cheap if you make food from scratch
breakfast is as important as they say
keep track of your budget in a notebook or excel file - e.g. rent, phone and internet bills, food, leisure so you'll have an overlook on your spending over the months
don't gamble
piracy is okay
stealing from big stores and chains is also ethically okay
keep medical bills and pharmacy receipts for tax returns
also, file your tax returns early
take up a hobby that isn't in front of a screen. pottery, music, going for a run every now and then, stuff that'll keep you busy and sane
and most importantly... you're allowed to get the stuff you want. treat yourself to the occasional mundane thing. a good scented candle. a bath bomb. that body lotion that makes you feel like royalty. the good coffee beans.
you're free and you deserve to be happy.
#going from being denied basic knowledge to becoming independent over night was wild lmao#but here i am#four years later#doing pretty good#hera screams into the void#moving out#abusive parents
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A Quiet Escape
Pairings: Bucky Barnes x Female Reader
Synopsis: During a holiday stay at Clint Bartonâs home, youâve been desperately trying to steal a moment alone with Buckyâyour super-soldier boyfriendâbut the Avengers are constantly interrupting. Between Clintâs kids, Steveâs âbromanticâ grocery runs, and Nat pulling Bucky into sparring sessions, it feels like youâre constantly fighting for his attention. Frustration finally boils over when you confront Bucky about your lack of privacy, only to discover heâs just as eager for some alone time as you are - and willing to do anything to get it.
Word Count: 6.3k
A/N: This is barely a holiday fic with Bucky - itâs mostly smut with barely any plot. I just had a vision. Donât consider the MCU timeline - everyone is alive and together in this. And Clintâs kids are a little older but still proper kids.
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You told him no.
The word hit the air like a thunderclapâsharp, unexpected, and rare enough to make his icy blue eyes narrow in disbelief. Then they widened, a flicker of surprise breaking through his usual calm.
Slowly, his hands retreated, leaving the curve of your waist, hot and cold pulling away at once. Arms lifted, palms open, as if surrendering to the sharp finality in your voice.
âDid I⌠do something?â Buckyâs voice was low, rough around the edges, his frown deepening as a steady breath expanded his chest.
âNo,â you said again, firmer this time, though your heart stuttered at the flicker of hurt that crossed his features. Your gaze darted past him, locking onto the narrow crack of the door behind his towering frame. Three sets of eyes stared back, wide and unblinking, from the shadows of the barely open door.
âI donât get it, doll,â Bucky murmured, confusion twisting his expression. His metal hand lifted toward your hip, the motion almost instinctive, only to grip empty air as you leaned back and pressed both palms flat against his solid chest.
âBucky,â you hissed, nodding toward the door. âWeâve got company.â
He blinked, brows knitting together, before his head swiveled to follow your line of sight. The moment he turned, the door slammed shut with a loud bang, and the sound of frantic footsteps thundered away on the other side. Three pairs of little feet, retreating as fast as theyâd been caught.
A low growl rumbled in his throat as realization dawned, but you couldnât help the way your lips twitched upward, a mix of exasperation and amusement bubbling in your chest.
Company. There was always company.
At least, there had been for the past week, ever since youâd been swept into the whirlwind that was Clint Bartonâs home. What had once been a cozy haven for his family had turned into a buzzing hive of activity, packed with super-soldiers, gods, and geneticallyâor technologicallyâenhanced heroes. The Avengers had descended, and while the world might have known them as Earthâs mightiest protectors, to you, they were beginning to feel like the worldâs nosiest roommates.
It was the holidays, and by some miracleâperhaps one granted by Saint Nick himselfâthe planet wasnât teetering on the edge of destruction. No alien invasions, no terrorist plots, no missiles hurtling toward oblivion, and, to your immense relief, no Hydra agents lurking in the shadows.
For once, it was a somewhat normal holiday season. If you ignored the superpowers and the enhanced DNA floating around the house, that is. More importantly, you were finally getting to see Bucky in an everyday, domestic setting.
And you loved it.
Youâd caught him horsing around with Clintâs kidsâCooper, Lila, and Nathanielâwho had taken an almost unhealthy fascination with his metal arm. Your normally stoic, brooding boyfriend had become their favorite jungle gym. Youâd walked into the living room one afternoon to find all three of them hanging off his arm like little monkeys, giggling uncontrollably as he lifted them effortlessly.
Youâd marveled at the sight of him brewing your coffee in the mornings, the way his lips twitched into a subtle smile when he handed you the mug, the steam curling between you. He shoveled snow off the driveway with Clint, laughing at the older manâs dad jokes, and indulged the kids in their never-ending demands to walk the family dog. While they chattered away endlessly, he listened with that quiet patience of his, nodding and occasionally chuckling.
But as much as you adored seeing Bucky like thisâcalm, grounded, happyâyou couldnât help but notice one glaring downside: you hadnât had a moment alone together.
Not one.
Between Clintâs kids, Steve dragging Bucky out for âquickâ trips to the store (which were never quick), and Nat luring him into sparring sessions when she couldnât sit still anymore, your time with him had been thoroughly hijacked. And Lilaâsweet, mischievous Lilaâhad an uncanny knack for giving you the stink eye every time you got too close to Bucky.
You were losing your mind.
It had been a month since youâd had real time alone with him. Work had pulled you apart, his responsibilities to the team had swallowed every spare moment, and now, what youâd thought would be your chance to reconnect had turned into a holiday circus.
Youâd imagined this trip differently. Romantic walks in the snow, cozy kisses by the fire, maybe even some stolen, steamy nights in the attic of Clintâs house. But those dreams had been systematically dismantled by the chaos around you.
Everyone wanted a piece of Buckyâor youâor both of you. And while the holidays were supposed to be about togetherness, you were starting to think that all this togetherness might drive you both completely insane.
You let out a frustrated sigh, closing your eyes as you leaned back against the door of your shared attic bedroom. From down the hall, the giggles of your boyfriend's three tiny shadows echoed, fading into the room theyâd darted into.
The sound of your frustration pulled Bucky closer to you, his hand finding the doorknob near your hip. With a gentle turn, he pushed the door open and guided you inside. The soft glow of the moon coming in through the large window spilled across his face, accentuating the sharp lines of his features as he quietly shut the door behind you both.
âAlright,â he started, his voice low but edged with concern. âYouâve been sighing like that for three days now, doll. Whatâs eating at you?â
You tilted your head to look at him, folding your arms. âOh, I donât know, maybe the fact that I havenât had you to myself in weeks. Or that every time I even think about kissing you, someoneâusually under four feet tallâpops up like a whack-a-mole.â
You pointed toward the direction of the room where the kids were hidden, having interrupted you and Buckyâs rare alone time for the millionth time today alone. You didnât miss the way Buckyâs lips twitched, as if he was trying not to smile, and it just aggravated you further.
âTheyâre kids, sweetheart. What am I supposed to do? Ignore them?â
âNo,â you grumbled, seemingly for the thousandth time, dragging your hands down your face. âBut I didnât realize signing up to be your girlfriend also meant being a full-time babysitter, snow-shoveling assistant, and third wheel to Steve freaking Rogers on your bromantic grocery runs.â
That did itâhe laughed, a low, rich sound that made your annoyance falter for a moment.
âDonât laugh. Iâm serious!â you snapped, shooting him a glare, dropping down at the edge of the bed, both hands sliding into your hair, a clear sign of the frustration that seemed to be pouring out of your pores.
âI know, I know,â he said, holding up both hands in mock surrender. âI get it. This⌠isnât how I pictured this trip either.â He crossed the room to sit beside you, his weight making the mattress dip. His flesh hand reached out to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, and you couldnât help but lean into his touch. âI miss you too, doll.â
You softened at his words but refused to let go of your irritation entirely. âThen do something about it, Barnes. Youâre a super soldier, a former trained assassin, a ghost agentâsurely you can figure out how to steal your girlfriend away for five minutes without someone barging in.â
His eyes gleamed mischievously. âYou think I havenât been trying? Clintâs kids are like little spies. Lilaâs practically Natasha junior. And Steve? Forget it. Guy has a radar for when Iâm about to kiss you.â
âOf course he does,â you groaned, flopping back onto the bed. âHeâs Captain America. Always watching. Always judging. Itâs like dating a guy whose best friend is a giant Boy Scout.â
You paused, raising an eyebrow. âWaitâdo you think Steveâs ever even been kissed?â
Bucky snorted, the sound so uncharacteristic it made you glance up. âWhat? You think Iâd know that?â
The furtive way he avoided your eyes told you he did.
âCâmon, youâve known him forever.â You leaned forward, narrowing your eyes. âHe gives me virgin energy, Buck.â
âVirgin energy?â Bucky repeated, a smile spreading over his lips despite himself. âDoll, youâre gonna kill me.â
âIâm serious!â you said, barely stifling your own laugh. âThe guy probably spent the â40s too busy punching Nazis to even hold someoneâs hand. And now? Forget it. I bet if you kissed me in front of him, heâd faint on the spot.â
Bucky dragged a hand over his face, unable to hide his amusement. âYouâre ridiculous.â
âYou know Iâm right,â you teased, nudging him lightly with your foot. Your stomach tightened as his flesh hand wrapped around your ankle, tugging you closer. âIt explains so much,â you went on, voice faltering slightly when he dragged his hand up your inner thigh, sending a shiver through you. âHeâs probably the reason we never get a moment alone,â you added, squirming under his touch. His hand settled firmly on your hip, his chest solid against you as he laid beside you, his head propped up on his metal hand, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips.
âWhat, because heâs a cock block?â Bucky asked, voice dropping lower.
âExactly!â you exclaimed, shifting to allow his one leg between yours, ignoring the intense burn that settled low in your belly. âThink about itâif heâs not getting any, thereâs no way heâs letting anyone else get laid. Misery loves company.â
Bucky shook his head, his grin making your heart flutter. âYouâve officially lost it, doll.â
âAnd yet, here we are. Still not kissing,â you shot back, looking at him pointedly, lifting yourself up onto your elbows so you could tilt your head up, lips ghosting over his.
âIâm done talking about Steve and his virginity,â he said, icy blue eyes dropping to your lips, his nose dragging over yours. âAnd for the record, doll, youâre the only one I want to see faint when I kiss you.â
âOh, smooth recovery, Barnes,â you said, rolling your eyes but smiling despite yourself, breathing shakily with his proximity.
He leaned closer, brushing his lips against yours, voice low and rumbly in his chest, sending a surge of heat from your toes all the way to the center of your body. âHow about this? Tomorrow morning, we sneak out. Just you and me. Weâll take the bike, get some coffee, and maybe⌠I donât know⌠find a spot where no one can find us for a few hours.â
You stared up at him, your annoyance giving way to hope. âPromise?â
His frown softened into something more sincere, understanding. âPromise. Iâll even turn my phone off. No Avengers. No interruptions. Just us.â
âOkay,â you whispered, allowing yourself to relax into the idea.
But just as his lips brushed yours, the door creaked open, and a small voice called out.
âBucky?â
You both froze, and he let out a soft curse under his breath. âYeah, Nate?â
âCan you come read us a story? Lila said you promised!â
You turned your head, glaring at the ceiling while Bucky sighed, standing up. He glanced back at you with a sheepish smile. âRain check?â
âNate,â you called out, loud enough for the little boy to hear. âWhen youâre older, remind me to teach you about boundaries.â
His laughter followed Bucky out the door, leaving you to bury your face in the pillow, groaning dramatically.
When he returned fifteen minutes later, you were still face-down, your muffled voice rising from the comforter. âWhy are you a children magnet? Itâs like youâre Santa Claus, and theyâre all lining up for their turn.â
Bucky chuckled, sitting on the edge of the bed. âI guess Iâm just irresistible.â
You lifted your head just enough to glare at him. âYou used to be scary. Remember those days? Big, brooding Winter Soldier? People crossed the street to avoid you. I miss that guy.â
He leaned down, grinning as he kissed the top of your head. âThat guy never wouldâve gotten you to fall for him.â
âYeah, well, that guy wouldnât be getting interrupted every five minutes either,â you muttered, pulling the pillow back over your head.
The first rays of sunlight peeked through the attic window, casting a warm glow over the small room. You stirred at the soft sound of movement, the creak of the floorboards familiar enough to pull you from sleep. Cracking one eye open, you saw Bucky crouched by the foot of the bed, lacing up his boots.
âWhere do you think youâre going?â you mumbled, voice thick with sleep as you pushed yourself up on your elbows. The room is warm and you can smell the soap and shampoo coming out of the bathroom, the steam of Buckyâs shower still rolling out under the door even after heâd gotten out of it.
He glanced over his shoulder, wet hair dropping onto his forehead, his dog tags dangling from his neck, a sly smile playing on his lips. âYou, me, the bike, and some much-needed alone time, remember?â
You blinked, processing his words, before groaning and flopping back onto the bed. âItâs too early, Barnes.â
âItâs not. You just want to stay in bed,â he teased, leaning over you, his lips brushing your temple. âCâmon, doll. Coffee awaits. And Iâve got a spot picked out where no one will find us. Not even Steve.â
âNot even Steve?â you repeated, hope warming your heart, cracking a smile despite yourself. âThatâs ambitious.â
Bucky chuckled, his fingers trailing lightly over your arm. âTrust me, Iâve planned this escape like a military op. Now get dressed before Clintâs kids wake up and ruin everything.â
The mention of his tiny shadows jolted you awake. You sat up, pushing your hair out of your face. âFine, but if one of them catches us sneaking out, Iâm blaming you.â
âDeal,â he said, grinning as he stepped back to let you get ready.
Half an hour later, you were showered and wrapped in your warmest coat and scarf, perched on the back of Buckyâs motorcycle as it roared to life. The crisp morning air nipped at your cheeks as you sped away from the Barton farmhouse, the sound of the engine loud enough to drown out any lingering holiday chaos.
âWhere are we going?â you shouted over the wind, your arms tightening around his waist.
âYouâll see,â he called back, his voice filled with a levity you hadnât heard in days.
After about half an hour, he pulled off onto a narrow dirt road that wound through a dense forest. The bike came to a stop in a clearing, where a small cabin stood sturdy and welcoming, the promise of warmth, quiet, and alone time beckoning you inside.
The cabin was nestled among tall pines, their branches heavy with snow that caught the early morning light, casting a soft glow over the place. The structure was rustic, with a large stone chimney rising above the roof, smoke curling lazily into the pale blue sky. The wooden exterior, darkened by age, gave off a comforting, lived-in feel, as if it had been waiting just for this moment. The windows glowed faintly from within, a sign of the warmth that awaited inside.
Bucky killed the engine and swung off the bike, turning to help you down. âWhat do you think?â
You looked around, taking in the serene beauty of the scene, the stillness of the forest enveloping the cabin like a protective embrace. âItâs perfect,â you said, your voice full of awe.
He grabbed the large bag heâd stuck on the bikeâs saddlebag and handed it to you. âCoffee, as promised. Some other things as well. And no interruptions. Just us.â
You felt the warmth seep through you, both from the shee relief you felt and the way he was looking at you, his eyes soft with affection. âOkay, Barnes. Iâll admit it. You nailed this one.â
âDamn right I did,â he said, tugging you closer, lips brushing against your temple. His arm wrapped around your shoulder as the two of you headed towards your little safe haven. A satisfied smirk played on his lips, and you could feel the tension in his body ease as you walked together, just the two of you, heading toward the cozy cabin.
When you stepped inside, the scent of wood and pine mixed with something warm and comforting. The interior was just as inviting as the outside. The open space was simple but cozy, with a stone fireplace built into one wall. There was a leather couch near the hearth, a soft rug underfoot, and shelves stacked with books and a few family heirlooms - you didnât have to ask him who it belonged to, the pictures lining the shelves told you you and Bucky werenât the only couple who sometimes needed a reprieve from the Barton household.
Through the large windows, you could still see the vast expanse of the snow-covered forest, but inside, it felt like you were in a world of your own.
Bucky dropped the bag at the kitchen counter and turned to you, his expression softer now that you were finally alone. âHow does it feel? No Steve, no Clint, no kidsâŚâ
âPerfect,â you murmured, crossing the room to stand by the fire, arms crossed over your chest.
Bucky followed you, his hands finding your waist as he pressed himself gently against your back. The cold of his clothes from the sharp wind outside sent a shiver down your spine, but the heat of his touch, his body against yours, was enough to make your heart race. The tension between you was palpable, growing bigger with each mile you put between you and the Barton farmhouse, unwinding itself as the space grew and crackling in the air like an electric current.
His hands, one cold and one warm, were steady on your hips, anchoring you in a way that made you feel safe and desired all at once. It wasnât just the fire in front of you that made the room warmâit was the pull between you two, the undeniable chemistry that neither of you could ignore.
You tilted your head back slightly, allowing him to place a kiss on your neck, his warmth seeping into you, the fireâs crackle making the moment feel even more intimate. âThis was exactly what we neededâ, you hummed, eyes fluttering shut.
âExactly,â he agreed, his breath warm against your skin. âNow, where were we before we got interrupted last night?â
You smiled, your heart feeling lighter than it had in weeks. âI think you were about to make me faint.â
His amused laugh was the only sound that filled the space between you two, a low, warm chuckle that made your heart flutter. Then, before you could react, his hands turned you around gently, pulling you into him as his lips captured yours in a deep, consuming kiss. For the first time in what felt like forever, there were no distractionsâjust the two of you, wrapped in the fire of the moment.
His tongue traced the curve of your bottom lip, a teasing stroke that made your breath hitch, and then he deepened the kiss, pulling you closer. His hands slipped beneath your jacket, finding the soft, heated skin of your hip, and you sighed into his mouth, a sound full of longing and need. You melted against him, your arms instinctively wrapping around his neck, your head tilting to the side to allow him more access. The taste of him overwhelmed your senses, the familiar warmth of his mouth, the intensity of his touch, and you felt your legs grow weak, trembling with the hunger that surged between you.
Every inch of your body seemed to respond to him, to the press of his chest against yours, the way his hands moved with a quiet urgency that matched the pounding of your heart. You lost yourself in the kiss, in the feeling of his lips, his touch, as if everything outside of this moment didnât exist. There was nothing but him and the intoxicating pull of his affection, and you knew, in that instant, that nothing else mattered but being with himâyour Bucky, in the most intimate way youâd ever shared.
It had been so longâtoo longâsince youâd been able to be this close to him, to feel his body against yours without hesitation. The longing, the quiet yearning that had built up between you, was finally starting to break free. You could feel the weight of it in every touch, in the way his fingers brushed over your skin, as if he was finally letting go of the last remnants of his walls. It was like you were rediscovering each other in this momentâhis warmth, his presenceâreminding you of the man he was when he allowed himself to be vulnerable with you.
His breath was warm against the back of your neck, and you could feel him trembling ever so slightly as you turned toward him, your eyes meeting his. In his gaze, you saw the storm of emotionsâdesire, need, loveâthat he rarely let others see, let alone act upon. The man you loved, the man who had once been a stranger even to himself, was now standing in front of you, and for the first time, he wasnât pulling away. His lips hovered just above yours, the anticipation between you two thick, hanging like a breath waiting to be taken.
It hadnât always been like thisâhim, so open, so ready to let you in. There was a time when he had been reluctant to trust, when the thought of giving his heart to someone had been suffocating, terrifying, downright impossible. But you had weathered the storm with him, through the nightmares, the quiet doubts, the fear that he wasnât worthy of love. And with every touch, every word, you had proven to him that you could be his anchor. You were his safe place. His refuge. And now, he let you in, fully, in ways he had never allowed before.
His lips found yours in a longer kiss that was soft at first, a gentle exploration, but the hunger, the need, was undeniable. You could feel it in the way his hands tightened around you, the urgency behind his lips a testament to the desperation you shared throughout all the weeks you had been deprived of each otherâs bodies, each otherâs skin. He kissed as if he feared this moment would slip away, like so many had when friends had knocked on closed doors and children had tugged him away for a snow fight.
You responded in kind, deepening the kiss, pulling him closer, needing him just as much. The world outside, all of it faded into the background. There was only thisâhim, you, the electric tension that had been building for so long, and the quiet promise that this was just the beginning.
As his hand slid up your side, tracing the curve of your body, you could feel the weight of everything between you bothâthe time it had taken to get here, the quiet moments of trust and understanding, the slow building of love. But now, in the heat of the moment, all that mattered was the connection. The way he held you like you were the only thing that mattered, the way his touch seemed to ignite something inside you that you couldnât explain.
He undressed you in a way that could only be described as deliberateâalthough his mouth was hungry, his hands took their time with every piece of clothing, hot and cold dragging over every inch of skin he managed to uncover. It was maddening, really, the calm he could have in certain moments where all you wanted was for him to lose control.
You pulled away from him slightly, your lips curling into a teasing smile. âYou know,â you said, your voice low and sultry, âif you keep undressing me like that, Iâm going to start thinking youâre waiting for someone to interrupt us⌠or that youâre torturing me on purpose.â
His grin was slow, all confidence and mischief. âMaybe I am,â he teased, his voice rougher now. âMaybe I like making you wait.â
You raised an eyebrow, your fingers running lightly down the front of his leather jacket, lingering on the zipper. âYou know, I could make you wait too,â you purred, fingers pulling on the zipper until it opened, enough for you to drag your hand under the sweater he had underneath, his skin blazing.
He couldâve once been called the Winter Soldier, but there was nothing cold about Bucky. The icy blue of his eyes sent wild fires burning through your skin, his own skin always running a few degrees hotter than yours⌠you always joked he was your personal furnace, but it made it all the more true as you dragged your icy fingers under the thick knit that covered his torso.
Buckyâs breath hitched slightly, his hands tightening around your waist as if he was fighting the urge to pull you closer, to devour you. âDollââ he said in warning, the edge of longing crystal clear in his voice.
You leaned in closer, lips grazing his ear as you whispered, âMaybe⌠maybe Iâll make you wait. Maybe I wonât let you touch me⌠maybe Iâll go back to the house and leave you like you did me⌠desperate, warm and so wet⌠Letâs see how you like thatâŚâ
You could feel him shudder at the words, the tension between you two growing thicker with every second. âYou have no idea, Bucky⌠no idea how empty Iâve been, how much Iâve been achingââ
Before you could continue, he pressed his lips back to yours, deeper this time, more urgent. He didnât hold back, his hands roaming over your body, tugging you closer, as if you were the only thing keeping him grounded. You could feel the heat of his body against yours, the fire building in both of you.
"God, Iâve missed you," Bucky breathed against your lips, his voice strained with need, his words sending a shiver down your spine. âYou have no idea how much.â
You laughed softly, your hands sliding up to tangle in his hair, the feel of him intoxicating. âOh, I think I have a pretty good idea,â you replied, your lips brushing over his, teasing, before pulling back slightly, your hands working quickly to push his jacket off. "But I guess we can talk about it later..."
His grip on you tightened, the words barely leaving his mouth before his lips moved to your neck, trailing hot, desperate kisses down your skin. âLater?â His voice was rough, his breath a heated whisper against your throat. "You think I can wait any longer?"
You nodded, a teasing smile curling on your lips, but it faltered when he pushed you back onto the leather couch, his lips never leaving your skin. You didnât mind. Not one bit. This was finally your momentâjust the two of you. The cabin, the fire, the stolen time, and all the teasing, the tension, the pure want that had been simmering between you two for so long.
"I want your mouth busy with something else," you gasped, voice shaking as he kissed a path lower down your skin.
Bucky's eyes darkened with desire, his lips pulling into a wicked smile as he moved, doing exactly what you suggested. "I think I like the sound of thatâ, his voice low and teasing. His hands had already stripped your jacket away somewhere along the way to the couch, and now they were eager, pulling your top up, inch by inch, exposing more of your skin. His mouth followed, leaving heated kisses down your stomach as his hands worked to unfasten the waistband of your pants.
Your breath caught in your throat when his teeth grazed the spot just below your belly button, and you could feel your body tightening in anticipation. His fingers hooked into the waistband of your pants, and you instinctively arched your back, urging him on, breathing getting harder as he exposed the top of your knickers, the skin of your thighs, your knees, little by little until he finally took away your pants like the obstacle they have been - with a violent sway of his arm, that landed the garment in a heap across the room. âBuckyâŚâ you whispered.
He wasnât gentle when he maneuvered you, grabbing you by the backs of your thighs and moving your body until he was kneeling between your open legs, hands pushing your knees back until he could spread you further, eyes hooded as he took you in.
You know he could see the damp, dark spot on your knickers - the one you had purposefully picked in the hopes youâd both find a bathroom somewhere and take advantage of it - but you couldnât be self conscious about it. Never in your wildest dreams you had expected him to find a place for you to fully enjoy each otherâs bodies and as he dragged the fingers of his metal arm down your covered slit, you silently thanked Clint and Laura for having a sex drive.
âBuckyââ you repeated, whiny and desperate, eyes stuck on where heâd slipped his fingertips on the side of your bottons, gliding slowly up and down, the cold of the vibranium pressing to your heated folds and sending goosebumps all over your body. âQuit teasing me!â you gasped, breath catching as he pulled on the damp fabric until he could finally see your glistening slit, his lips parting in awe, eyes darkening and filled with promise.
He smiled, the sight making your stomach twist, sending a fresh wave of heat coursing through your veins. "Teasing you? Baby, Iâm just getting started," he murmured, his hands slid up and down your thighs with deliberate slowness, savoring the way you trembled beneath his touch, his mouth pressed to the inside of your knee as he leaned in.
You shivered, your hands reaching up to tug at the back of his hair, a muffled growl leaving his lips as he traveled further down your body, until his mouth was hovering over your aching cunt. "I swear, if you don't get on me, Iâ"
"Or what?" he teased, leaning down to brush his lips against your slit, just barely grazing them before he pressed a kiss to your mound. "You think you can fight me?â His voice was thick with amusement, but there was a rough quality to it that made your pulse race.
âI could strangle you⌠with my thighsâŚâ You threatened with no real intent behind it, eyes closed for a moment as you tried to steady yourself, swallowing thickly against a gasp when you felt his flesh fingers spread you open, exposing more of your dripping core to him.
âAnd Iâd die a happy manâ, Bucky breathes, his brow furrowed in concentration as he licks his lips. âA very happy manâŚâ he adds before he pulls your clit between his lips with the softest of sucks.
When you first started dating, the sheer idea of having Buckyâs mouth between your legs had been comical to you. The broody super soldier, the stoic, serious, impenetrable walls heâd put up made you believe he hadnât been capable of this kind of passion - had he even had time to learn what giving head was?
You knew he wasnât totally oblivious - youâve read the files, you knew he was a ladies man in the 40s, the kind to run away from armed daddies who caught him with a hand up their daughterâs skirts. But with everything heâd gone through, the many years heâd spend locked away - from his body and his mind - you had no idea how far his⌠sexual education (or should you say experience) had gone.
So it is an understatement to say you were shocked when he first begged to get his mouth on you⌠and how much he enjoyed it. Every time he did youâd praise his skill, his eagerness, his urge to please and youâd get paid double the effort, double the delight.
This time was no different, as he dragged his tongue up and down your slit, humming when his lips closed around your aching clit. He was thorough, leaving no spot untouched, tongue dipping into your weepy entrance as he buried his face closer, unashamed and unabashed.
All you can do is moan and scratch his scalp, pulling his hair whenever his cheeks hollow and he suckles harshly against you. Every time Bucky puts his mouth on you, you canât pick what you like most: when heâs lapping at your entrance with greed or sucking at the sensitive bundle of nerves, but either way your toes curl and you pull him closer as he feasts as if itâs his last meal.
Heâs so lost in it at times, heâs almost sloppy in his technique, choosing to lie there and taste your cunt and smell you. Youâre lost in the sensations when he lazily probes your entrance before he pushing two of his fingers in and spreading them, exploring you gently, and you swallow back a moan.
âBucky, please,â you whisper, face scrunching and you bite your lip, one of your heels digging into the couch. Youâre begging for him, his body, his cock, because this? This is torture.
Because you havenât had him in weeks and you feel everything - from the insistent licking of his tongue against your clit to the scissoring of his fingers - and itâs coming quicker than you had expected. Heâd been between your legs for all of five minutes, but youâre barely able to take the combination of his eagerness and your needs, all of it stretching the elastic band that is your orgasm farther and farther, until youâre ready to snap.
âI donâtââ you gulp, trying to push him off with your foot but he grabs you by the ankle with his free hand, icy metal fingers wrapping around your ankle with a tight hold. âIâ fuck me, youâre gonna make me c-cum!â
Your words are supposed to deter him - to stop the assault on your swollen cunt, to stop the ballooning of pleasure building deep in your belly from the way his fingers work you - but he presses his face closer, because thatâs what he wants. He wonât be able to do this again, not when youâre in a house full of children and heroes and people who canât seem to understand what privacy is. This is what he wants to hold with him and carry with him when heâs got a long night with you laying by his side, unable to touch you how he so desperately needs, how heâs so sure both of you want. He wants to be able to bite his lip and still find ways to taste you from his memory.
Bucky pulls away with a filthy wet noise, lowering his forehead to your thigh, his voice suddenly raw. âIâve wanted this for so long. Wanted you,â he confessed, his hands gently spreading your thighs further, his touch reverent, as if he couldnât believe this was finally happening. âIâve missed being this close to you.â His lips brushed your opening, a smacking kiss making your thighs tremble before he licks deeper, more fervent than the last.
âMe too,â you cry out, hips lifting up towards his mouth, sweat slicking down the back of your neck. The urgency in your body mirrored the way he gripped you tighter, his hands firm around your hips, pulling you closer, never wanting to let go.
âFuck, Bucky, come onââ, you cry out, both hands shooting down to grab at his hair. âThis isnât how I wantedâ I want you in meâ, you beg, unabashed, and he groans against you, the vibrations of it pushing you closer to the edge.
âGive me a good one,â he breathes out, pulling away for a second to nuzzle at your clit. âJust one good one and Iâll give you my cock, doll. Howâs that?â
Itâs a delicate negotiation, but he never falters. Not until youâre biting down hard on the heel of your hand, desperately trying to silence the scream clawing its way up your throat, shaking thighs closing around his head as he brings you to your orgasm, your other hand twisting into the shoulder of his sweater.
His fingers are just as insatiable as his mouth and youâre panting, crying out his name pulling him closer and pushing him away until the waves of pleasure, one after the other, have subsided and your vision - that had gone dark, stars dancing behind your closed eyelids - is less blurry.
âThatâs it,â Bucky breathes, teeth closing on the supple skin of your thigh, his chin, nose and lips glistening with your slick. âThatâs my girl.â
Your fingers are shaky but insistent as you pull him upwards, profanities leaving your mouth as he drags himself until heâs settled between your spread legs, jean covered cock pressing against your swollen cunt. Heâs still wearing the damned sweater and you nearly scratch him raw in your desperate attempt to pull it off, seeking bare skin and intimacy you had been craving.
When he finally pulls it off and settles on top of you, you taste yourself on his tongue, fingers dragging over the expanse of his broad back, the kiss animalistic and unbidden. âGod, I love your mouthââ, you confess, heat pinking up your cheeks at the sincerity.
âJust my mouth?â, Bucky questions, muttering against your neck. You can feel his smile on your skin and you canât but bite into your bottom lip.
âYour stamina too,â you whisper, moaning when he ruts against your core, the shape of his cock clear even under the fabric of his pants. âCause Iâm not done with youâ, you shake your head, accepting the kiss he licks into your mouth.
"Youâve waited long enough, dollâ, His eyes locked with yours, a playful yet intense look in them, his lips curling into a smile that spoke of things only the two of you understood. âIâm not going to stop now.â
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"Ah, yes. Me, my beloved Prefect and my lookalike tsum from another dimension."
Twst Boys and their reactions to you cuddling their tsum instead of them Headcanons
part 1 part 2 part 3
Riddle Rosehearts
He's baffled.
There has to be a rule about this somewhere!
Yes. The Headmage said he must look after the tsum until it can get back to where it came from and he will, but this is too much.
Does this creature have no manners?!
It must know the two of you are dating. It might even have its own version of you waiting for him to return!
And yet.
Here it is, hogging all your attention as you hold it close to yourself.
You're not even facing him!
And no. He is not crossing his arms and pouting.
Cater Diamond
He thought the tsum was pretty nice at first.
He's been forced to reconsider.
Cater would love to take a picture of you with his tsum. For his eyes only so don't you worry~
You must look so cute snuggled with the plush!
And it looks like him!
It really would be adorable!
If only you weren't facing away from him, your face presumably buried in the soft tummy of his lookalike.
.......
This is not fair. You should be cuddling him! He's your boyfriend! Not that overgrown bean.
He secretly hopes the tsum falls off the bed in the middle of the night.
Leona Kingscholar
What do you mean you prefer that stupid plush??? He's right here!
Very much not happy. No matter how cute you look with his tsum in your arms.
He tries to pull the tsum out of your arms.
Tsum Leona is not letting go.
They lock eyes.
You're pretty sure they're glaring at each other.
.....
Fine. He'll let the tsum have this. He's not gonna risk an accident just because that bean is unwilling to let you go.
You're gonna have his tail on you tho.
Jack Howl
Why are you hugging his tsum like that?
Why is his tsum looking like a puppy getting affection?
He's getting second hand embarrassment.
It's not because he would like to be held like that by you. It's because....
Uh. Because...
I mean! He's a wolf! His tsum is a wolf! It should be a little more... dignified.
He's not needy like that!
And he didn't agree to this. The tsum has not business being in his space like this. Cuddling with his s/o....
He keeps looking over to you and his tsum. He's snatching that bean out of your arms at first light. They're gonna go for a run.
Floyd Leech
So this could go one of two ways:
Either he's annoyed and tries to snatch the offending plush from you, which will end up in a fight between the two.
Or
He thinks it's hilarious and that you look cute like that.
He still wants his cuddles tho.
What's Floyd to do in this situation?
He just plops himself over you and the tsum. He's letting all of his weight crush you.
Lucky(?) for you it's only his torso crushing you.
Good luck.
Epel Felmier
He's finally allowed to have a sleepover and this happens!
You've got to be kidding him.
Please tell him this is a joke. He's glaring daggers at the tsum.
I mean.... He's a strong and independent man! He doesn't need those cuddles.
Yes. Yes he does.
He's fine!
He keeps glaring at the happy tsum in your arms.
It's mocking him.
There's no way it's not.
He tries to snatch it out of your arms, but makes the mistake of going for the head.
He gets bitten by his tsum.
Sebek Zigvolt
First Malleus-sama, now this!
This creature must be taught respect!
HOW DARE IT JUMP INTO YOUR ARMS SO SHAMELESSLY!!!!
WHO DOES IT THINK IT IS?!
A KNIGHT TO MALLEUS SHOULD NOT BEHAVE THIS WAY!
UNBELIEVABLE!
Sebek gets into a one-sided screaming match with his tsum.
By the end of it he's almost in tears. How dare this glorified plush bean steal your affections away from him!
Tsum Sebek ignores all of this. It is far too preoccupied with enjoying your pets and hugs.
You attempt to console Sebek by promising it's only for tonight.
He does not look consoled.
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Good parents, semi-accidental villains
Look, it wasnât Jackâs fault.
How was he supposed to know that bursting through a wall in a hazmat suit and carrying a Fenton Bazooka would get people to assume he was a criminal?
It was a perfectly reasonably situation! Seriously, it was like these people had never seen a ghost hunter before.
Besides, he just wanted information!
One moment, their family been at home working, and the next, they were in a whole different universe! And to add to the weirdness, the kids had been aged down too!
Do you know how annoying it is to take care of a toddler that can turn invisible and intangible at will? Very!
So he really doesnât have time for all this hubbub.
Welp.
This didnât look like it was going anywhere, and thriving through (entirely unnecessary) chaos has always been a part of the Fenton way. Might as well run with it.
âŚplus, if anything, stealing the parts they need would likely be quicker and easier than obtaining them legally.
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Snart Jr.
Lovely prompt by @stealingyourbones in her long prompts list, in which Danny Phantom meets the Rogues of Central City! This will have multiple parts, I just haven't written them yet.
Disclaimer: I know very little about Captain Cold and Mirror Master despite having watched some of the Flash. The general vibe I get from Flash is that Flash just really cares about his rogues as evidenced by how he talks to them and doesn't immediately one-shot them like I'm pretty sure he could do. And that Captain Cold is a snarky asshole that just wants to steal things and follow his plans as planned? Tbh, the whole mini-arc/episode with him just felt like Snart was trying to coordinate the world's riskiest group project. He was so done by the end lmao
"Huh. That's new."
Danny hovered an inch off of the ground, having just been spat out by swirling green portal. He was going to have to get back to the Zone later to hot potato Skulker through a couple of portals in revenge. He had a math exam he had to study for, dammit.
Danny sighed. Might as well see what's happening. The portals rarely lead somewhere boring, and Danny was bored. He floated further in, form going intangible and invisible as he passed through thick but insulated marble walls. See, Jazz? He could totally plan ahead. He's also learning that he could probably rob a bank easily, but Danny would never.
"Never been spat out in a bank before," he hummed, eyes flickering on the numerous forms of cowering people in the lobby. The goons scattered about don't see him, but it would take another ghost to even detect his presence so it was to be expected. He moved further in with little hindrance and soon touched down onto polished floor behind two incredibly suspicious individuals.
"What-cha do-ing?"
The two figures, currently and obviously robbing a bank, whirled around in surprise. Their respective weapons whirred to a start before they stopped, baffled by the meta teen standing there with his white hair waving about and innocent look pasted all over his face.
Leonard Snart knew instinctively that the kid was so full of shit. He'd bet his entire plan on the fact that the kid knew exactly what kind of shit he was stirring. Still, Snart was guilty of a lot of things but direct child-endangerment wasn't ever one of them.
"How'd you get in here, kid?" Mirror Master raised his laser pistol, ready to distract and divert the kid with threats of violence- which Snart glared at him for- or with his hall of mirrors that he'd run to.
Danny shrugged. "I walked. If you guys didn't want me here, you should have guarded the place better."
"They were supposed to," Snart drawled. He cased the kid. Teen. The kid had a weird halo effect, that seemed to draw the eyes to the stylized letter on his hazmat suit. The kid was young. Meta. Non-hostile. "You trying to stop us?"
Danny shook his head. "Nah. Came from the Ghost Zone so 's really non'a my business. I was just being nosy."
Snart gave a curt nod and nudged Mirror Master back into cracking the security measures.
Mirror Master scoffed. "What the hell is a ghost zone?"
"I mean, it's pretty self explanatory, right? It's a zone where ghosts live. Hence, you know, Ghost Zone." Danny did a little jazz hands (oh, yeah, he was definitely gonna get Jazz to make that joke sooner or later) for emphasis.
Snart paused for the slightest bit before continuing with his task. Did ghosts exist?
"...Did the Flash send you here, kid?"
"I'm not a kid," Danny scowled, walking right up to them. He got enough of that from his own Rogues, thank you. "And what's a Flash?"
"The Flash, kid." Mirror Master corrected, shoving monitors and PC's and expensive looking office chairs into... a mirror dimension? Danny shrugged and rolled with it.
"Who's that? Your boss?"
"Local superhero, not our boss. You're not from here," Snart quickly deduced as a small smile wormed onto his face from successfully cracking the security without setting off an alarm. They'd have ten minutes before the system cycles the access codes again and flags the fraudulent ones. That should be enough time.
"Superhero? Are they fast? Actually, where is here?" Danny glanced around at the now bare security office like the Flash would show up.
The guy in green and yellow took everything not nailed down to the ground. Danny respected that, even if he kind of wanted to stop the robbery. But he's not really supposed to interfere. That would be uber rude, since it looked like the guy in the fur jacket seemed like he had planned everything precisely.
"You're in Central City, kid. Did you take a wrong turn trying to get to Keystone or something?" Green-yellow guy snorted.
"Gonna be real honest with you, I've got no idea where that is. What state are we in?" Danny followed as the pair rushed to the safe doors. He could offer to phase them through but no matter how flexible Danny's morals have become over the years, he was going to draw a line at actively helping a person commit crime.
"Kansas. Do you teleport? Are you a teleporting meta?" Snart asked, eyes intense as he both glared at Danny and pressed an ear to the safe door.
"Nah, I wish I could teleport. Getting to school would be so much faster. Kansas? Huh, I've never been."
"How lost are you, kid?" Mirror Master incredulously paused from robbing the packages that were delivered to the bank.
Danny shrugged. "Oh, I'm Danny. Who are you guys?"
"Captain Cold. That's Mirror Master."
Danny shifted as the safe clicks open. "So, uh, are you guys the villains here?"
Captain Cold shot him a weird look. "We're actively robbing a bank, kid. That should be obvious."
"Also, you're acting real calm for a kid speaking to two of Fawcett's best super-villains." Mirror Master chimed in, laser-ing off locks on deposit boxes and shoving cash and stuff into his mirror dimension.
Danny padded in after them. "Eh, you haven't shot at me- not even on sight- yet, which is more than I can say for law enforcement, so you're pretty chill in my book."
Captain Cold snorted, pointedly taking his freeze gun and breaking off a large manual lock. "I believe it's my job to be the chill one. Plus, we don't kill. The Flash would be up our... business if we did. It's not worth the trouble."
"You can say ass. I've heard worse."
"Not from me, kid."
Danny hadn't had that kind of consideration from anyone in a long time. Even if it's a bit... mother-hennish, the halfa couldn't find it in him to be annoyed. "Ah, okay. Well, you also haven't kidnapped me or tried to stop me from following you, so..."
Mirror Master shoved a giant painting into his dimension. "You haven't tried to stop us; it'd be weird trying to stop you."
"Makes sense."
"Heh. You're alright, kid. Though... who's kidnapping you?"
"My fruit loop of a godfather. It's a thing," Danny avoided the searching gaze like a pro.
"Hold this." Captain Cold said suddenly, giving Danny a massive dufflebag.
"Wait, what?"
Captain Cold began stuffing the bag with cash and once the money in the vicinity (not that much) went in, he said "Go look around. Having another person in here is a risk so you might as well make up for it."
Danny's calling it. Captain Cold was full of shit. The guy's a big softie. Danny smiled sheepishly and agreed. Danny circled the place, pointing out expensive looking stuff- "for fun" and not because they were nice to him- when he felt the tell-tale zaps of an anomaly in Clockwork's domain.
"Move!" He shouted at the two villains, both of whom dove out of the way. Instinctively, Danny threw out his gloved hands and iced the floors, instincts bristling at the incoming danger. His jaw dropped as a blur encountered the ice and went ass over tea kettle onto the floor, unable to stop its own momentum.
"Oh shit!" Danny uttered, eyes wide as the blur slammed into the opposite- reinforced- wall with a pained shout. The stopped person was wearing red, with a lighting bolt motif all over their uniforms. That implied speed. Speed implied "The Flash." Danny knew a hero when he saw one and he just iced him. Shit.
"What-" The Flash groaned. Mirror Master and Captain Cold gaped.
"OhmyancientsI'msosorrygottagobye!" Danny shouted.
"Hey, wait, kid-!" Captain Cold shouted. Danny ignored him, going invisible in a panic and sank into the ground, mortified. After thirty seconds of self-hatred, he zoomed out and away. Danny held his head in his hands as he flew back to where Amity was...
Only to stare down at the empty plots of land where his city was supposed to be. Danny shoved a hand into his chest and pulled out his phone.
[No results for Amity Park. Did you mean "Amity Arkham"?]
"What."
Any research he did after that only turned up a Jasmine Fellona, a budding neurobiologist in her field, and other people that were adjacent to the people Danny knew. But nothing, nothing from Amity Park.
"Oh, yeah, we're definitely not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy."
---
As the Flash stood around to keep an eye on the hand-cuffed villains, he couldn't help but ask.
"So, uh, Snart. Did you... get a kid?"
"What." Snart asked, incredibly done with this shit.
"You know. Snart junior? With the ice and everything?" Flash gestured at the un-melting ice that covered the floor leading into the safe. "I mean, I'm not thrilled you're pulling your kid into a life of crime..."
"No."
"Wait, you had a kid and didn't tell me?" Mirror Master asked, mildly offended. "That was your kid? No wonder no one shot at him!"
"He's not my kid." Snart gave Flash the stink-eye. "And don't you have a couple of baby sidekicks running around?"
"C'mon dude, you're so obviously fond of him. It's okay, you don't have to hide it." Flash avoided the topic... in a flash.
"Can someone arrest me right now so these idiots can be removed from my vicinity?" Snart snarked to the approaching officer, jerking his head to point at the beaming Flash.
"You and me both, buddy," Officer West sighed.
---
One trip to the zone and a stressful conversation with Clockwork later, Danny was found in his keep, smacking his ghost head into the ghost wall of his ghost keep. Danny would unleash a Wail if it didn't have the nasty habit of bringing everything around him.
Apparently, he got "Amity'd," a process which meant Amity spat him out like an over chewed dog bone and refused to take him back.
"That doesn't even make sense! I left there a bunch of times! And came back!"
"The city has decided that it was your time to leave, Danny." Clockwork spared a wane smile for the curled up boy-king.
"I have people to protect there! My entire life! My haunt!" Danny yelled, breaths that he didn't technically need coming shorter and shorter. The neon green of the Zone whirled in and out of his vision in a dizzying shudder of anxiety and incoming panic.
"It wasn't your haunt, I'm afraid. The city nurtured you as a young spirit- thus shared her haunt- and has decided that it was time for you to... leave the nest, so to speak."
That stopped Danny's panic in its tracks. "Are you telling me she NightVale-d me? Some kind of involuntary coming-of-age bs?"
If he weren't on the edge of hysterical laughter, Danny would take a moment and proudly say to Mr. Lancer that he had paid attention in class.
"...Yes."
"Fuck." Danny dropped his head down in despair. His head made a loud thunk. The bag of cash he'd accidently made away with sat innocently at his feet. Further proof that it wasn't some nightmare he'd wake up from anytime soon.
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Danny slumped over the desk, exhausted. Technus had lent him a ghostly hand and hacked into government data bases to re-establish his social security number and all the other dumb bits and bobs that he needed to establish his identity because Amity was an actual ghost town. Ghost to reality, ghost to real life. Ancients, Amity even had their own data network, which he couldn't access outside of Amity itself. This meant that Danny couldn't even call anyone. Ugh.
"I gotta find a place to live," he mumbled to himself. Danny, despite knowing that he needed to do things, did not move for another ten minutes.
Then, as his phone alarm went off, buzzing on the table. Like... Clockwork... Danny sat up straight and wiped all traces of wallowing self pity off his face. The people in the library- students- gave him solemn nods of solidarity. Danny nodded back and left the library.
He wandered around Fawcett City, somewhere Clockwork had recommended he stayed. With Clockwork, recommendations tended to be life-important (plot-important?) orders. Danny liked the place, really. It gave off the weird and settled "what-the-fuck,-Box-Ghost-did-you-have-to-destroy-the-mall?" vibes Amity constantly gave off after the ghosts started coming through. He thought he even saw a talking tiger! Awesome.
"Hey, are you new here?"
Danny looked down. His reflection stared back at him.
Did he have another kid? Did someone clone him again? Ancients curse you, Vlad!
"Uh- yeah."
"Oh. Do you need help getting around? I was born and raised here all my life, so I can totally do that!"
Oh thank the Ancients, this wasn't another Dani. Just a weirdly similar looking kid.
"You know I'm a stranger, right?"
"I don't think anyone helping Nanny Mae pick up her oranges would hurt kids," the kid said archly, but with a grin so like Dani, it made Danny miss his younger sister.
"Okay, you got me there. But still."
The kid sighed. "I know how to be safe, thanks. I'm Billy!"
"Danny. Nice to meet you."
"Okay, Danny, where you off to?"
"I'm actually trying to find a place that'll be cheap to rent." He's sixteen, but Danny could totally pass as eighteen. "I'm thinking about moving to Fawcett. It's nice here, with all the ambient magic and stuff."
This got him a wide-eyed look. "Do you use magic?"
"Something like that."
"Cool."
Danny took in the considering glint in Billy's eyes and decided that it was future!Danny's problem. Present!Danny was currently occupied with trying to stay off the streets. That giant bag of cash he'd accidently absconded with would be helpful and Danny felt kind of bad... but his growling stomach had chased that away quickly.
"This way!"
Danny shrugged his wavering morality off and followed the kid, shouldering his new and stolen duffle bag. If anything happened, he could just go ghost. It wouldn't be the weirdest thing that's happened in this city, Danny made sure to check.
"Have you been by the zoo?" Billy began to rattle off his favorite details about the Fawcett city zoo as he wove around the city.
Danny didn't think he'd actually have to go ghost.
"Not yet, actually. Is it true that there's a talking tiger there?"
"Yeah! Tawky Tawny! He's my friend!"
"Awesome."
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stolen kisses with stray kids â established relationship, extreme fluff, some might be suggestive ? (2.0k words)
moments they steal a kiss & where they do it
chan. during movie night when everyoneâs asleep
itâs a little scandalous, they way he reaches for your lips while his friends are asleep during one of your movie nights.
itâs around 2am, and the only reason youâre still awake is because chanâs being extra clingy with the way he squeezes your waist, running his cold hand under your shirt.
how can anyone expect him to fall asleep though? not when youâre so close to him, and he can smell your shampoo, and feel your steady breathing.
âsleepy.â you mumble, grabbing the ends of your shared blanket that jisung had stolen most of hours ago. chan had to excuse himself midway through your third movie to get you a new one.
âhmm.â he hums in response, nuzzling his nose against your hair, hands planting themselves on your bare waist. âis my baby sleepy?â
âmhm.â chan canât help but grin down at you, disentangling his head from your hair for a moment to look at youâyour sleepy smile and drooping eyes. how could he not press his lips on yours when youâre looking at him like that?
it feels like a shot of espresso, and he wouldâve gone in for another one had you not fallen asleep, head buried in his neck and arms gripping his shirt.
minho. at the dance practice room while waiting for everyone else to arrive
minhoâs arms are immediately locked around your torso the minute you walk into your universityâs dance practice room. your boyfriend had rented it out for the evening with his friends to practice their final project, and youâd come with dinner and your support.
â5 minutes.â he whispers with a sinister grin, and youâre about to question what he meant when he goes straight in for your lips. ah, five minutes before his friends get here.
his lips arenât shy at all. you can feel him growing more desperate as seconds pass, and you donât know whatâs gotten into your boyfriend for him to be kissing you like this, but you donât exactly have any complaints.
minho kisses up your jaw, pulling your hips closer to his before planting his lips back on yours. and you have to admit, itâs a little attractive to catch a glimpse of the way heâs holding you and the way heâs kissing you from the dance studioâs big fucking mirror.
you donât even realize how much time had passed. everything felt like a blur with the way your boyfriend was kissing you. but before you know it, there are knocks on the door and minho is breathing heavily against your neck.
he presses one last final kiss on your lips before heâs pulling away from the tight grip heâd placed you in earlier. itâs impressive, the way he immediately switches to a more composed version of himselfâunlocking the doors and welcoming his friends inside. the smile on his face is gone, and it makes your face heat up to think that they have no idea what had happened just five minutes before they walked into the studio.
changbin. in the gym room against the lockers
âbabe, i have the water bottle youâd leftâoh!â
changbin gives you no warning when he kisses you against the lockers of his condominiumâs gym. you suppose itâs because heâs the only one there. despite his appearance, your boyfriend is usually shy when it comes to public displays of affection.
it doesnât help that he has a very visible afterglow after his workout session, sheen of sweat on his arms and forehead, and it really is hard to look awayâwell, it wouldâve been hard if you werenât so preoccupied with the way he was kissing you. itâs slow, and very very hot because itâs so uncharacteristic of your boyfriend to be kissing you like this where anyone could walk in on you. he lets his lips linger for a little longer than your usual kisses, completely taking away your breath.
when he pulls away, heâs still staring at your lips, and you can see a soft smile playing on his. he sends you another peck on the lips before heâs grabbing at the water bottle in your hand.
âthanks baby.â he downs the water in one chug, arms flexing and playing into the fabric of the top heâs wearing. youâre still against the lockers, where heâd pushed you against earlier, and his free arm is still locking you in place. you feel akin to a schoolgirl, with her crush so close.
the thought of him kissing you again like this has you mentally kicking your feet.
hyunjin. in the art studioâs closet where they keep the supplies
he kisses you in the universityâs art studio closetâwhere they keep the supplies. youâd only meant to help hyunjin clean up, but you find yourself locked between his arms with his lips on yours. maybe itâs something about how your boyfriend is much more romantic when heâs in his artistâs mindset, but he refuses to pull away.
you donât know heâd spent hours prior trying to paint even just a fraction of how he feels about you on the canvas. you were only able to catch a glimpse of vivid colors, the same thatâs staining his hands and clinging to his skin.
hyunjin only pulls away when he accidentally knocks down a stool in the cramped space, pulling away and shyly crinkling his nose. itâs a direct contrast to how rough heâd been, hands roaming every possible inch of your face and neck and waist.
when you step outside, you catch your reflection in the studioâs big studio. the sight makes your cheeks heat up embarrassingly, and hyunjin has to apologize for caking your face with the paint that had been on his hands prior to stealing your lips in that closet.
jisung. at the dorm room while his roommate is away
can someone really blame him? you just looked so kissable with your pouty lips and your furrowed eyebrows. when youâd finally succumbed to studying for the night, jisung wastes no time, catching your lips in his.
heâd give anything to continue pressing his lips into yours for the entirety of his life.
and if not for the rest of his life, then at least for a couple more hours while the sun is still up â and while felix (his roommate) is very much not in their dorm yet.
jisung smiles at you when you pull awayâthat dumb smile he always gives you when heâs not quite done kissing you yet. he has his hands firmly planted on your hips, and his legs are outstretched so youâre comfortable on his lap.
you have a feeling youâll leave his dorm with a flushed face and swollen lips. you hope felix isnât on his way home anytime soon.
felix. while baking seungminâs birthday cake, everytime jisung exits the kitchen
in his dormâs mini kitchen while the three of you with jisung bake seungminâs birthday cake. he only ever does it when his roommate is too distracted with other things like what he should get the younger boyâwould a gag gift of a stuffed penis be enough to torment seungmin? you can hear him clearly from the living room, calling out to ask you for advice, but felix stands firm on wanting to kiss you until you canât breathe.
âfelix, stop! jisung might walk in on us.â though youâre telling him to stop, itâs a little hard to convince your boyfriend when youâre giggling and kissing him back.
who could blame felix though? how can he not kiss you when thereâs frosting on your lips from decorating the cake? and what better way to clean it than kissing it off?
he has you lifted up on the counter, stood between your legs with his hands on your thighs. youâd shiver once in a while, it canât be helped when the boyâs running his cold hands up and down your bare skin, hiking your shirt up just a little bit.
and heâs mastered the art of excuses at this point, always having something to say when jisung walks into the kitchen and suspiciously eyes the both of you because why are your lips the same color as the extra frosting.
though, on his hundredth attempt at secretly kissing you, jisung walks right in and immediately screams âmy eyes!â as he runs away with his palms covering his eyes.
seungmin. against the bookshelves of the library
âkiss me.â it feels wrong coming out of his lips. your goody two shoes, straight aâs boyfriend, whispering for you to kiss him in the library.
seungminâs taking advantage of the fact that nobody ever stays at the universityâs library past 12am, not when exam seasons are far off. he had dragged you here earlier, something about a project, and with nothing better to do, youâd thought you would accompany him.
youâd expected him to bury his face in his laptop as usual, square glasses on his concentrated face. you didnât expect to be making out with him against the bookshelves of the libraryâsomewhere by the anatomy section, you donât even remember anymore.
itâs like he prepared for this too, knowing exactly where you wonât be caught. he has you between his arms, and he ghosts your face terribly close to his.
it really isnât difficult to admit that seungmin is wildly attractive like this. while you loved your nerdy boyfriend, something about him with his messy hair and his eyeglasses discarded has you breathing erratically.
his lips immediately catch yours when you lean forward to kiss him. itâs a little messy, but you give into it, and into his tongue thatâs swiping on your bottom lip. you donât know what had warranted this, but it definitely isnât unwelcomed.
you only pull away when you hear the librarian surveying the lines of shelves, noticing that you and seungmin had been gone a little too long. it really isnât that hard to find a book.
when you come back to your corner table, seungmin doesnât say anything. his glasses are back on his frame, but itâs hard to miss his smirk and the way heâs running his tongue over his lips once in a while.
jeongin. under the schoolâs staircase in between class
jeongin loves to steal kisses in between classes. heâd kiss you anywhere, behind your departmentâs building, inside an empty classroom, anywhere with no prying eyes.
today, itâs under your schoolâs staircase. he kisses you sweetly, almost romantic. the kind of kiss that tells you he misses you despite it only being a few hours since you last saw each other.
he kisses you over and over in between quiet conversation about how your class wentâhow was that quiz you had? was it a boring one? he loves listening to you talk, and he loves interrupting you once in a while to place a short peck on your lips. itâs usually when you say your âwâs or any letter that puckers your lips up.
similarly, you ask him questions about his classâwas his teacher a little less shitty today? did he finish that group project heâd spent many late hours on? whatâs on his mind and why is he looking at you like that?
âyou.â he says with a smug smile, and it makes butterflies erupt in your stomach. you stare at each other for a while, but jeongin can only go so long without your lips on his so he grabs your chin with his fingers and pulls you gently to place his lips on yours one last time.
the last kisses always last longer, when he knows heâs running out of time, and your next class is looming around the corner. and your boyfriend always knows how to make it count.
âsee you on your next break, babe.â
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Passing the Phone
f1 grid x reader
warnings: cussing, unhinged, satire, complete jokes (are they?...), dark humor igâŚidk, talk of age gaps, sa allegations, no just kidding...very much reading people to the filth
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Video starts with Y/N holding the phone, in selfie mode.
Y/N: I'm passing the phone to someone who had the biggest breakup in F1 history with a blond German boy named Nico.
Lewis: Babe, no!
Y/N: What, too soon? It's been years but okay! Sorry! Okay, let me start again. I'm passing the phone to someone who said "Fuck Mercedes" and is going to Ferrari for 2025!
Lewis: Y/N, no!! You cannot say that! Youâre gonna get me in trouble!!
Y/N: Fine, fine, fine. I'm passing the phone to the GOAT of this generation with the most wins in F1 history, yet he was robbed of the championship in 2021.
Y/N passes the phone to Lewis.
Lewis: stares at Y/N then laughs âI'm passing the phone to someone who is known more for his memes than driving skills.â
Lewis passes the phone to George.
George: laughs âHahaha real funnyâŚI'm passing the phone to someone who took six years to get their first win."
Lando: âDude, what the fuck?! Fuck you, Woody! I'm passing the phone to someone who's younger than me yet acts years older than me.â
Oscar: â....You're not funny... I'm passing the phone to someone who's most likely losing their seat next season.â
Logan: âThe fuck, Oscar! I thought we were friends! Low blow, mate. I'm passing the phone to someone who has yet to get P1, yet all his friends who got into F1 after him have won races already.â
Alex: â....And that, Logan, is why you're losing your seat. Mr. What The Fuck is A Kilometer. Anyway, I'm passing the phone to someone who just got brutally murdered by an interviewer on Sky Sports regarding their F1 career, if you could call it that.â
Daniel: âYou shouldnât be talking Mr. I Have No WinsâŚ.eat shitâŚI'm passing the phone to the shortest person on the grid but cusses more than anyone here.â
Yuki: âThat interviewer was right, why the fuck do you still have a seat in F1?!! Dickhead. I'm passing the phone to a man with good fashion sense and his teammate might steal his seat.â
Zhou: âBroâŚ.really. I'm passing the phone to someone who acts like he's Australian when heâs notâŚoh, and his seat is at risk too.â
Bottas: âYeah, yeah, whatever mate. I'm passing the phone to someone who has enough penalties in just nine races that he can be banned from racing in F1⌠permanently.
Kevin: âYou're so funny, Bottas, hahahaâŚha. I'm passing the phone to a dickhead.â
Nico: âFuck you too asshole. I'm passing the phone to a person who has a shitty ass dad who deserves to be in jail.â
Max: burst out laughing âAh, no lies told there. I'm passing the phone to someone who only has a seat to protect me from having any real competitionâŚâ
You laugh in the background âOh shit.â
Checo: blank stare âMotherfucker! That just shows your true colors... I'm passing the phone to... who am I supposed to pass it to... uhhh... Y/N.
Takes phoneÂ
Y/N: âOh, I know! I'm passing the phone to someone who has sexual assault âallegationsâ against them, but the FIA wants to hide it. I canât go near him for my safety, so Iâll just turn the camera towards him... *pans the camera to Christian Horner*
Everyone is stunned and silent, then thereâs Lewis laughing in the backgroundÂ
Y/N: âOh! I have another one! Hey Kelly, âi hear you like them youngâ, to be more specific at the ripe age of 17... mhmmm, she's a pedoo. What Kendrick say âTRYNA STRIKE A CORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINNORRRRâ *pans the camera to Kelly Piquet*
silence.
Lewis: runs towards Y/N and grabs the camera âYup, that's enough for today. You're trying to start problems and get people beat upâ
Video ends with Lewis taking the phone away from Y/N, shaking his head while laughing.
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pregnancy scares with luke hughesđ¤đ¤đ¤ he would def be freaking out but it ends up being nothing!!!
youâre pretty sure luke hasnât sat down for more than five seconds in the last hour. heâs pacing the length of the living room, one hand in his hair, the other holding his phone like heâs waiting for some kind of emergency alert to come through. it would almost be funny if you werenât equally as on edge.
the unopened pregnancy test sits on the counter where you left it, staring at you like it knows youâre avoiding it. you donât even have the energy to glare back at itâyour nerves are too frayed. instead, you watch luke from your spot on the couch, clutching a throw pillow to your chest like itâs some kind of lifeline.
âwhat if itâs positive?â he blurts out suddenly, stopping in his tracks to look at you, his blue eyes wide with panic. âlike⌠what do we even do? do we call someone? your mom? my mom? oh god, my mom.â
âluke,â you say, trying to keep your voice calm even though your heart is pounding like a drum. âwe donât even know yet. letâs not jump to conclusions.â
he stares at you for a moment, then runs a hand down his face. âright. yeah. no conclusions. totally chill over here.â
you raise an eyebrow at him, and he lets out a nervous laugh, sinking down onto the arm of the couch. it doesnât last longâheâs back on his feet within seconds, muttering something about how his brain feels like itâs short-circuiting.
âokay, but seriously,â he says, turning back to you, his hands flailing slightly in that way they do when heâs overwhelmed. âwhat if itâs real? like, what if weâreâwhat if youâreââ
âpregnant?â you finish for him, your voice quieter this time. the word hangs in the air between you, heavy and uncertain.
he nods, his expression softening as he looks at you. âyeah. that.â
you take a deep breath, trying to steady yourself. âthen we figure it out. together.â
âtogether,â he repeats, like heâs testing the word out. he nods again, a little firmer this time, and for a second, it almost looks like heâs calming down.
and then he notices the test on the counter. âokay, no, i canât do this anymore,â he says, running a hand through his hair again. âyou have to take it. right now. iâm dying over here.â
âyouâre dying?â you ask, a hint of exasperation creeping into your tone. âiâm the one who might be pregnant, luke.â
âexactly!â he says, throwing his arms out dramatically. âwhich is why we need to know, like, immediately.â
you roll your eyes but head toward the bathroom anyway, grabbing the test as you go. âyouâre not allowed to say a word until iâm done,â you warn, and luke holds his hands up in mock surrender.
ânot a word,â he promises, but the second the door closes behind you, you hear him mutter to himself, âa baby, though⌠thatâd be kinda wild.â
you groan, trying to block him out as you do what the test requires, but by the time youâre done and waiting for the results, you can hear him outside the door, talking to himself at full speed.
âlike, obviously, iâd teach them how to skate,â he says, his voice muffled but clear enough to make you laugh quietly to yourself. âtheyâd have to start earlyâi mean, thatâs the key, right? i was skating at, what, three? two? can kids even walk at two?â
you open the door and lean against the frame, test still in your hand, watching as he paces the living room like heâs coaching his imaginary future kid through a big game. he doesnât notice you right away, too caught up in his rambling.
âand names,â he continues, gesturing animatedly. âif itâs a boy, we could name him something strong, likeâi donât know, jack junior or something. no, wait, thatâs awful. maybe something cool likeâlike hunter! or brody! oh my god, iâd totally have a brody.â
you clear your throat, and luke freezes mid-gesture, spinning to look at you like a kid caught stealing cookies. âuh, hi,â he says, sheepishly scratching the back of his neck. âhowâd it go?â
âitâs still processing,â you say, holding up the test. âbut, uh, sounds like youâve been busy.â
his cheeks flush a deep red, but he grins, unabashed. âokay, but hear me outâif itâs a girl, we name her something badass. like, she could totally pull off a name like harper. or sutton. sutton hughes. tell me that doesnât sound like a star.â
you canât help but laugh, shaking your head at him. âyouâre already planning their whole life, and we donât even know if thereâs a them yet.â
âwell, yeah,â he says, plopping down on the couch with a dramatic sigh. âi mean, itâs kinda fun to think about, you know? like, little hockey practices, bringing them to the rink, teaching them how to chirp jack in the most creative way possibleâŚâ
you sit beside him, the test now lying face down on the coffee table, its results still unknown. âyouâd be a good dad,â you say softly, watching as his grin softens into something a little more genuine.
âyou think so?â he asks, glancing at you out of the corner of his eye.
âyeah,â you reply. âa chaotic one, maybe. but a good one.â
before he can respond, the timer on your phone goes off, signaling the test is ready. both of you freeze, the moment suddenly much heavier than the lighthearted banter that preceded it.
âyou wanna look, or should i?â you ask, your voice barely above a whisper.
luke swallows hard, then gestures toward you. âyou. iâll justââ he flops back dramatically against the couch cushions. ââbe over here, dying inside.â
with a nervous laugh, you reach for the test, flipping it over. your eyes scan the result, and your shoulders sag with relief. ânegative,â you say, holding it up for him to see.
luke lets out the loudest, most exaggerated exhale youâve ever heard, his head falling back against the couch. âoh, thank god,â he says, a hand over his heart like he just avoided a near-death experience.
you laugh, watching as he sits up, still a little wide-eyed. âi thought you were ready to start a hockey dynasty,â you tease, nudging him with your shoulder.
âoh, donât get me wrong,â he says with a grin. âiâm glad itâs not happening now, but, like⌠someday? sutton hughes is definitely gonna rule the world.â
you roll your eyes, laughing as he throws an arm around your shoulders, pulling you close. âyouâre impossible,â you mutter, but thereâs no real bite to it.
âand you love me for it,â he quips, pressing a kiss to your temple.
you donât reply, but the smile on your face says enough.
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OCTOBER 26 2014 - Australian activist Robert Martin films the Israeli Army stealing children's playground equipment in Bil'in, Occupied Palestine.
"This is what happens here in Bil'in. They come over here and try to steal the children's stuff. This is what everyone misses. The international news needs to see whats going on here. They're intimidating the children. They're doing everything they can."
"Look at them- an international person comes and they run. If I wasn't here, they might have shot one of the kids."
The Israeli army told the Palestinians if they didn't leave they would shoot Martin in the leg. Eventually, the Israeli Army retreated but not before shooting a tear gas canister in Martin's direction.
Source: Robert Martin
#israel#palestine#free palestine#occupied palestine#Bil'in#israeli apartheid#apartheid#idf#iof#iof crimes#idf crimes#israel is an apartheid state#israeli occupation#israeli occupying force#israeli defence force#2014
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