#might be the only pyro ship i really ship

[archiarthur]

Some Pyro and FlashFire doodles

[bedoballoons]

I wanna request smthng simple,,,

Any character with user that naturally have a really hot body temperature plz (on my knees)

This is actually right up my alley, I always run warmer compared to everyone else! I love it, thank you so much for your request and I hope you enjoy <3

─⊰⁠⊹ฺ🍂𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⁠⊹ฺ🍂

{༻~To hawt~༺}

CW: Suggestive fluff! MDNI! Mentions of being in the shower together and multiple other scenarios! (Pet names: Lyney: Mon amour, Diluc: My dear, Albedo: My love,

(Includes: Lyney, Diluc, Albedo,and Wriothesley!)

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𑁍༄Lyney:

You tossed and turned in bed, feeling like you were melting under the hot covers...when had the cold night air turn into muggy warmth. You lifted the blanket off of yourself, almost gasping at the relief the cooler air brought to your body, now if only Lyney could take the rest of the blankets so they weren't touching you at all, then you might just be able to-

"M...mmon amour?"

"Oh no did I wake you Lyney?"

"No, its just really cold out and I could feel the blankets moving. Why are you in uncovered? You're going to freeze to death. Here let me tuck you in."

"No no, that's okay! Ha, I was actually feeling warm!"

"..." He paused for a second, contemplating wether you'd actually meant your body temperature was running higher than a normal person's would...or if this was actually due to some suggestive dreams. The second answer left a bit of room for flirting, even if it was the middle of the night he'd never miss the opportunity. "Mon amour, if you are ever feeling overheated...you can always ask me for help~"

𑁍༄Diluc:

Diluc pulled back from the water the second it hit his skin, feeling like he'd just been hit with a bucket of ice water,...when he said he wanted to take a shower with you...he hadn't expected that to mean a cold one. "Ahem...could we turn up the heat of the water? I can't imagine what use we have for a cold shower at this moment in time."

"It's not cold though, this is my normal shower temperature. Actually it's a little warm for me." You smiled at him brightly, rubbing shampoo into your hair while he stared back at you in shock...how could water that felt like it had been shipped right from the dragon spine streams...be what you shower in everyday? "Diluc...?"

"...is it because you're to hot?"

Your eyes widened at his question, soap suds running down your soft skin as his face turned red, he hadn't meant it the way it sounded, but now of course he couldn't take it back, especially since the both of you were currently naked in front of eachother...trying to unsay something like that wasn't going to work in this situation.

"...."

"....."

"Just to hot to handle I guess."

"Yes, yes you are my dear."

𑁍༄Albedo:

"Here you go my love, please keep warm with it." Albedo draped his coat onto your shoulders, hoping to heat you up while the two of you watched the subtle snowfall of dragonspine. He wasn't sure how you hadn't started shivering already, usually humans would be freezing about now, but you actually didn't seem bothered in the slightest.

"Awe you don't have to. I'm actually not cold at all if you'd like to keep it." You snuggled up closer to him, emphasizing your body heat as your warm hand slid into his delicate cold one...you really didn't seem affected by the snow. How very interesting. "We've been together for awhile now and I've noticed you always tend to run warmer than others. Is there a reason behind this? Perhaps somewhere in your family lineup your relatives bonded with that of a pyro slime..."

"What in teyvat are you talking about? I highly doubt any of my relatives had relationships with pyro slimes, I just have a high body heat and being near you doesn't help." Your heart instantly picked up pace as your words slipped out before you could stop them...when had you gotten flirty?

"I suppose it would be a slimy situation either way then hm?"

"A-a-albedo!"

𑁍༄Wriothesley:

"How would you like your tea?" His grace set out a cup of sugar, excited to hear what kind of ways you liked to mix up the delicious drink. In truth this was a incredibly important question to him, after all it's his favourite beverage and he makes it often, knowing your order will tell him more about you and allows him to make it just the way you like from then on. He only hoped you wouldn't get tired of it soon after he started serving it to you..

"Hmm a couple spoonfuls of sugar and lots of ice!"

"...ice?" His ears perked up, attention fully trained on you...he simply couldn't imagine why someone would want to put ice into their hot tea. To cool it down? But wouldn't it loose it's flavour, leaving it more like a tea flavoured water instead?

"Mhm! Iced tea is so yummy and it makes it harder for my body to overheat!"

"...iced tea. Do you normally use ice as a means to cool yourself off?"

"...yes."

"Interesting, I'll have to remember that~"

"Remember that for what???"

"Nothing."

"Wrio??"

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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚~Have a nice day~*⁠.⁠✧

[thepaintedsable]

PYRO! It’s Pyro! Yippee e!

I accidentally inverted the colors all of the insignias and gave Blue Pyro Red Pyro’s flamethrower :( My professional explanation for the second part is that Blue Pyro beat the living shit out of Red Pyro and stole their weapon, my professional explanation for the first part is I am is have are stupid.

Close-ups and special sketch page below the cut!!!

I remembered TF2 existed and this happened.

I have to mention that I have never touched this game, but I’ve been fairly aware of it for a really long time. I strayed away from it all because I was not/am not the best at multiplayer games, especially shooters (especially team shooters), and I never exactly felt like I had the skill to draw any of the characters. Plus the comic’s whole “missing the last issue” situation. I just really, really, didn’t want to be let down by investing myself in something I couldn’t be invested in. But something about “Meet the Pyro” stuck in my head like a burr to a shoe.

Rewatched Meet the Pyro more times than I should have. Looked into more animations and the fandom. Finally broke down and read the comic LMFAO. Surprisingly, I really enjoyed it! Even with the missing part, the format it’s presented in and the general wackiness was refreshing compared to what I normally read.

I still like Pyro, and when I remembered I’m better at drawing now, augh. There he go. They are all over, as they should be.

MF has a homemade flamethrower, canonically killed great value brand Smokey the Bear (on purpose), is/was the highly successful CEO of an engineering company, and is so efficient on the battlefield his teammates are horrified by him and his methods. Also there is no telling wether they even know what they are doing or where they actually are because of the pyro vision stuff. Plus the fun mystery of who they are under the mask. :) We don’t even know nothin about this guy.

Just a silly little guy. I’d like to take both the “They know nothing about what they are doing” and the “They know everything about what they are doing” and staple them to Blue and Red respectively. Which is which, though? Not important. Only need enough info to pit two bad bitches against each other, and also to consider how their teams treat them in response. They are both fucked up, but in opposite directions.

ALSO WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT THIS FANDOM HAS THE CUTEST SHIP NAMES EVER ON MY OWN????? I don’t even really like ships in general, but like… Texas Toast? Speeding Bullet? Brush Fire??? Can someone please please confirm that French Toast is another one oh my god???? I don’t even care about the ships, I care about wordplay and cleverness. If you look up Texas Toast on this site it is all Engineer x Pyro and that is SO FUNNY

I can’t promise that this will be the last Pyro page. He might be the one that’ll actually stay.

[tf2heritageposts]

hey just saying it would be poggers and awesome to learn about your system btw :)

i’ll use this for the pinned post lol

me aka cheavy aka tfc heavy(don’t call me that though)

i’m 62, use he/it, and i’m somewhere on the mosrly gay to strictly gay spectrum

i’m the main host which means i’ll be the one mainly answering stuff and making tf2 posts lol

painis has also been making an appearance lately

he's like? 30? 40? and uses he/it and meat based pronouns

obviously he's a painis cupcake fictive, and he loves making ascii art and is a major scene kid. he loves fnaf and shit like that, and also primarly only eats meat. he also loves chewing on my arm

he has a typing quirk where he speaks in all caps and puts a helmet on his smiley like this [|:] but that's moreso because he loves emoticons

he tends to not speak in the tags a lot and doesn't get jokes infrequently. he's also prone to making very violent jokes/threats

i'm also in an insys relationship with him lol

sniper also made an appearence recently lol

he's 27 and uses he/him solely i think

he tends to type with the first letter capitalized and I's capitalized but nothing else like names

he's, to be frank, a dick and swears like crazy a lot. he also has a low tolerance for bullshit and whatnot and will probably delete your ask if you annoy him

he also knows you are making a joke and will take it literally anyways because he wants to

he is also prone to making violent jokes and threats

someone who's posted here before but has yet to actually sign off is monty

monty's a fusion of two of our old tf2 ocs and is a pyro/soldier

he's 38 and uses he/they/it i think?

he gets angry really easily but he's pretty jokey lol

he doesn't have a typing quirk but you might be able to tell us apart? who knows lol

also having posted here before is medic aka robin

he's 40, uses he/it/blood based pronouns, and probably also isn't a fan of you

He tends to speak like this. in formal talk and big fancy ass words but do not get me wrong he is probably saying something kind of mean to you

i'm also in an in sys relationship but I DO NOT SHIP MEDIC X CHEAVY, PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS

ALSO WE ARENT FUCKING ABUSIVE I AM BARELY LIKE MY SOURCE MAN PLEASE KNOW THIS

everyone's okay with being asked specifically in an ask but please do not be surprised if they do not respond or say something a little bit mean because i am the nicest of all of us LOL

[eternal-moss]

Drawing a Liyue character every day until CNY day 2: Xinyan!

OTP(s): Jinyan/ Yunyan! (Xinyan x Yunjin) :3 one of the most underrated ships in Genshin, I didn’t ship it at first but it grew on me the more I read each of their lines about each other.

Relationships I like with her in:

-Xinyan and Childe. Pls can we have more interactions with them 

-Xinyan and Kazuha and Beidou (all 3 haven’t interacted together yet but Xinyan works well with both)

-The Blaze Lilies! (I really loved those two together :3)

Things I like about this character: Xinyan is the realest Genshin characters, and her morals/ideals align the most with mine than any other character. Her guitar looks a lot more like pipa rather than a guitar, and I really like the way it looks and how it manages to sound like an electric guitar despite Teyvat not having electricity. Events are made 1000% better with Xinyan (pls mihoyo can we have another Xinyan centric event-)

Meta stuff: C6-ed. I’ve tried so hard to make her a pyro defence dps, but I think until I have a 5* claymore with a crit or defence main stat it isn’t really viable. I only tend to use her in the Mondstadt talent domain which she is unbelievably cracked at. I guess she’ll only become meta in Snezchnaya- actually that isn’t true, I used to play burgeon Xinyan for a bit when Sumeru first dropped which was pretty OP, except burgeon requires very specific set-up which is a bit finicky for my liking.

HCs: Xinyan fishes a lot and is very good at it, as well as just being well adapted at sea from experience and instinct. In another life maybe she might have been a member of the Crux. She hopes Childe will show her how to ice-fish one day~

[seraph-of-sizes]

Broken Homes of Different Sizes pt3

Borrower Lyney and Lynette, Human Freminet (Slight au with borrowers existing, everything else is the same as canon)

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Lyney couldn’t breathe. He didn’t dare to. If the human heard them…

Another knock, this one quieter, reverberated through the wooden walls of their tiny home. He heard Lynette hiss softly, still buried in his arms. 

“Sorry.” Lyney blinked at the soft voice. “I-I let my curiosity get the better of me. I didn’t mean to frighten you… I-I’m going to bed. I promise not to bother you again.”

He heard the human step away, and a loud groan came from the old bookshelf moving back into its rightful spot, making him feel a bit safer. As his breaths evened out, he couldn’t keep his mind from wandering, would the human keep his word? Were they still safe here?

He shook his head at himself. No. There was no room for error here. 

But they would need supplies before leaving.

The twins went to bed, but could barely sleep, on edge as they were at every slight noise. Eventually Lyney sighed, telling Lynette to sleep, and that he would keep watch.

She had almost protested before a yawn sealed her tiredness and she grumbled as she settled down to sleep. Lyney hummed as he warmed up their home with his vision, knowing his twin liked to sleep warm. With the human of the house having a Cryo vision, the home was usually too cold for her tastes, which made Lyney all the more grateful for the Pyro vision that he had gained during one of his first borrowing trips.

For humans, earning a vision was rare. For borrowers, it was a right of passage. Surviving one’s first encounter with a human or creature often ended in tragedy or celebration. Pyro, Anemo, and Geo visions were the most common. Then Dendro, Hydro, Electro, and Cryo was the rarest vision for a borrower to possess. After all, Cryo wielders tended to create a cold environment, and for people already as small as them, it was seen as a bad omen.

Lyney bit back a yawn as a small pinprick of light filtered through a glass window fitted in their home, facing a small crack in the exterior wall of the human home. Morning was already here.

And soon their home here would be abandoned, left to rot unless some other unfortunate borrower chose to live here. He sighed, gently untangling himself from Lynette’s hold. As quietly as possible he began to pack their essentials, leaving room for the things he was going to collect shortly. The one good part about a borrowing trip before jumping ship was he wouldn’t have to be as discreet. After all, it wasn’t like a human could find them when they were long gone.

After a quick look out the window crack, Lyney nodded. The human would’ve been gone at sun-up, so he should have plenty of time to borrow the supplies and make it back. If he hurried he might even be back before Lynette woke up. The thought of having everything prepared so his twin could sleep as long as she liked before their journey gave him the energy he needed to start the trek through the tunnels.

First on his list was matches. He knew there were a few spots they were kept, some in the human’s bedroom (not a chance), some in a kitchen drawer (probably shut tight), and some in the small room/workshop. The obvious choice was chosen, and Lyney exited the walls onto the human’s desk, only to freeze.

He could almost see his reflection in the goggles that were sat over the human’s face, his hair tied back and a tig welder smoking slightly in his grip. The blue-grey eyes were blown wide behind the glass frames of the goggles. The two sat in complete silence for a moment before the human slowly backed away, startling Lyney at the sudden movement. 

He shifted his weight to bolt back into the walls, only to frown as the human turned his gaze back to the machinery in his hands. As if the metal he was melding together was more important and more intriguing than the creature of myth before him. Lyney couldn’t help it, really genetics was to blame for the next part of this ridiculousness. After all, curiosity killed the cat. 

Lynette might’ve gotten the physical traits, but Lyney wasn’t exempt from the hereditary instincts.

“I’m repairing one of my clockwork toys.” Lyney jumped at the sudden conversation from the human. “I sell them to a local toy shop as prototypes. I-I’ve always liked working with machines. Machines don’t hurt you emotionally, they don’t feel, they just follow orders.”

Oh.

Lyney swallowed his fear, the echo of Ceaser was in his ears. ‘This world is full of lies and falsehoods. I only hope that one day you can find your own truth. To live and love, even with those tiny hearts of yours, I know one day they will be enough to cherish those you find in similar situations. Never let your prejudice sway your verdicts, we are in the Land of Justice after all, listen to everything. Hear everything. After all, magic is mostly a thief of attention.’ 

“D-did you mean it?” His voice came out with a slight rasp, he didn’t dare to clear his throat just yet. He was paying his full attention to this human.

“Um…” The human turned his eyes back onto Lyney, who in turn felt his heart rate skyrocket. “I s-suppose so? That’s really just how they’re made though. Programming isn’t my strong suit…”

Lyney felt like he should laugh at the absurdly different pages they were on. “No, I meant last night… Would you really leave us alone? You don’t seem like the type to keep us as pets. Right?”

The human’s face was a mess of confusion before clarity seemed to practically smack him. “O-of course not!” The incredulousness increased the human’s volume a bit, making Lyney wince. “Sorry- I’m… um, I meant it. I like reading fairytales and borrowers are kind of common in them… not to say you aren’t real! Just that- uh.” Lyney almost felt bad, the boy had turned off the tig welder, and had pushed a bit away from his workspace. All to give Lyney more space, yet the human was the one acting nervous! “I’m sorry if- that you have to move because of me. I’ve read how it’s usually difficult, and um, I’d feel bad if you got hurt.” 

Lyney sighed, unless this human had amazing acting skills, he was being genuine. The soft pleading look in his eyes reminded Lyney of Ceaser. A kind-hearted person that was dealt a poor hand of cards in the game of life.

“If you promise, on your Vision, that you will never harm me or my sister…Maybe we’ll consider staying.” Lyney crossed his arms, even humans abided by that unspoken law. To swear upon one’s vision and break the vow, the stone in the vision would crack. Everyone would know you as a liar, that you were untrustworthy. You would still be able to use the elements, but the crack would remain until the owner of the vision passed away.

“I swear it upon my vision.” The human nodded, genuine, sincere.

“Okay.” Lyney took a deep breath. “I’m Lyney, my twin sister is called Lynette.”

The human nodded, mouthing the names as if to commit them to memory. He then slowly took off his goggles, straightening his hair and peering down at Lyney. “I’m Freminet. It’s nice to meet you.”

[foamy-germs]

Intro + Masterlist 💞

Preferably do read through all of this! I’d appreciate it!

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Intro (Masterlist under the cut)

Heyo! I’m Alex, I joined tumblr a good while ago, but never really had the courage to post much. Until now!

My pronouns are He/Him, and my account is absolutely a safe space for LGBTQ+ folks!

For safety, I won’t share my age. Regardless, I’ll block any weird dms.

On the topic of DMs, any messages or asks simply saying “hi” might not be answered 😭 they make me anxious.

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Masterlist

I’ll currently only do SFW requests. Suggestive ones are okay, but I won’t do straight up smut at this time.

Requests: Open! (Currently very inactive as of May 2024, however working to get back into it now that I've graduated.)

Spiderverse trilogy

Peter B. Parker

Miguel O’Hara

Spider Noir

The Spot/Johnathon Ohnn (Pre- and post-collider)

Web Slinger

Hobie Brown (Strictly non-sexual)

Mob Psycho 100

Reigen Arataka

Serizawa Katsuya

Mr. Osomatsu (No ships)

Osomatsu

Karamatsu

Choromatsu

Ichimatsu

Jyushimatsu

Todomatsu

Totoko

Team Fortress 2 (No ships)

Spy

Scout

Heavy

Medic

Engineer

Demoman

Pyro

Sniper

Soldier

Call of Duty

Task Force 141 (MW2 2009 & 2019)

Lupin III franchise

Arséne Lupin III

Daisuke Jigen

Goemon Ishikawa

Fujiko Mine

Inspector Zenigata

Hunter x Hunter

Leorio

Kurapika

Illumi

Wing

Chrollo

Feitan

Shalnark

My Hero Academia

Shouta Aizawa/Eraserhead

Hizashi Yamada/Present Mic

Toshinori Yagi/All Might (both forms)

Taishiro Toyomitsu/FatGum

Keigo Takami/Hawks

Nemuri Kayama/Midnight

Jin Bubaigawara/Twice

Dabi

Tomura Shigaraki (please specify which season/version)

Spooky Month

Bob Velseb

Frank

Lila

Jaune

Aaron

Skiddad / Simon

Rick

Carmen

Streber

Kevin

Villainous

Dr. Flug

Cecelia/Miss Heed

Can do:

Fluff

Scenarios/Imagines

Oneshots

Ships

x reader

Headcanons

[some] Angst

Suggestive requests (this does have a limit! and I will reject requests I’m uncomfortable with.)

Can’t/Will NOT do:

Smut

Proship

Anything political

(I will add to this as time passes.)

Disclaimers:

If I find a request uncomfortable to fulfill, I will reject it.

If some things have certain disclaimers (such as TF2 with ‘no ships’), it is because I’m not comfortable exploring writing with that specific topic for the fandom.

For characters, like Hobie, I may refuse various topics for them for various reasons. For Hobie specifically, his age is unconfirmed and constantly debated.

Do keep in mind that I’m a student with a job and family, and some requests may take a while. I tend to revise my stories multiple times over 😭.

Update on this section: I've graduated! Currently job searching like crazy and also prepping for college, however tryna get back into the swing of things now that I have some free time.

Of course, if something isn't listed here, feel free to ask! There's a multitude of fandoms I find myself interested in.

However, feel free to ask if I can write something! I’ll almost always say yes.

[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

Request: your hcs for how comics Pyro and show Morph get along because I think it would epic (and involve a lot of hilarious Shaw impressions)

I am rubbing my hands together with glee, thank you for this ask! I'm assuming this is a Krakoa-type situation where everyone is just sort of hanging out and technically on the same "team."

I think initially, they would not get along. Pyro would find Morph annoying and obnoxious; Morph, whose only experience as a "bad guy" was under severely traumatic brain-washing, would be put off by Pyro being a gleeful and mostly unrepentant murderer.

Then they get drunk together, and that's really all it would take. Pyro can be very personable and chatty, Morph does hilarious impressions, they bond over whichever mutant they hate the most. I'll say Sebastian, because I think Morph would hate Shaw just as much as Pyro, and because it's what we both want to see.

Shinobi starts paying Morph to perform regular Sebastian impressions, it's good for his mental health. Morph is like, "I kind of feel like a court jester here, but what the hell, you are paying me thousands of dollars and also fuck that guy."

Sebastian would offer to pay Morph to sit in on unimportant Council meetings wearing his shape, but realizes that Morph would be an absolute troll, vote against Sebastian's interests and find ways to humiliate him. He pays Copycat instead.

Pyro asking Morph ALL the questions about shapeshifting that he always wanted to ask Mystique but was too intimidated because Mystique has no patience for that kind of thing. In return, Pyro does cool fire tricks for Morph.

They absolutely do karaoke together. Pyro can sing, Morph can sound like whoever they want to.

They both have zero good decision making skills while drunk (and Pyro's decision making skills aren't great while sober either) so there are some epic shenanigans. I think Morph is slightly more responsible about not committing crimes and will draw the line at hurting people. They would, however, help Pyro rescue abused animals from shitty owners.

Morph also uses shapeshifting to walk right into Shaw's properties as Sebastian and help Pyro steal things. Sebastian is almost impressed, this is more planning and subtlety than Pyro usually displays.

This is reeeeaaally self-indulgent headcanon now, but I can picture Morph and Pyro both talking about gender roles and feeling "trapped" by everything that is expected of masculinity. You've got a nonbinary shape-shifter (who mostly presents in a "masculine" way) and a (gay) male romance novelist who likes to dress fancy, I think they would both be a bit frustrated by all the unspoken social rules about how a man is "supposed" to act. It takes a LOT of alcohol to get them to that point of vulnerability, though, so the conversation is near incoherent. I think they are also both able to have this kind of conversation because they don't have much of a connection besides drinking buddies, so they don't actually care that much what the other person thinks of them.

Morph is kind of envious to realize that Pyro and Avalanche are a couple, like "Why can't my ambiguously homoerotic best buddy also be my boyfriend?"

They might actually bang? I don't know, this might just be me shipping Pyro with every male or "male-presenting" character. But X-Men 97 has heavily implied that Morph has a thing for Wolverine, and is therefore attracted to men. I don't know if they are a one-night stand kind of person, but eh. Let Morph get laid, because we all know Wolverine will never actually sleep with them on the show.

Wolverine is all "Morph, stay away from that guy, he's a sleazebag and a bad influence, and Pyro if you hurt them I will be popping a claw through your skull."

[kcdodger]

Honestly, I feel like one of the only Starfield fans out there. There's so little talk about how good the game actually is, because everyone seemed to expect it to be like... "Elite Dangerous or Star Citizen but good" without realizing that those games are *bad* because of their fundamental basis in, well. Nothing. See, Elite was always a game with promise, but it has some of the most worthless head developers in the industry. Designed like an F2P MMO with a quarter of the content, around an exceptional flight model based in the most uselessly large 1:1 scale galaxy I have ever seen. Scale is useless if you cannot use it. (Starfield suffers immensely from this too, by the way.) But Star Citizen is also another promiser with no real delivery at all.

The game is driven by ship sales and almost half the game is still in development, and it's been well over ten years now. They promised 100 star systems but have only delivered on what, Stanton and Pyro? Again, Starfield suffers from this too. Can't lie. But you know what Starfield has that neither of them have? A story. Characters. Voice work. Cultures to explore and experience, even if they ARE small. ACTUAL worldbuilding beyond ship based combat. Fully traversable ship interiors and exteriors without exception. If you hate Starfield beause it isn't "Well realized or big enough of a space system" you both don't understand the intent of the game nor do you understand what it *does* have. Yes, there's stock repeatable dungeons everywhere, yes, they do get old. Yes, perhaps there is simply too much open "junk space" - but, like. Ultimately? It does deliver on just about every promise both Elite: Dangerous and Star Citizen made. "Oh but it's not seamless!" You don't want that. Trust me. In Elite and SC, you only travel to POIs. It's true. The scale is too large in either game to even consider doing anything else. You really do just fly from one identical point to another in those games. I guess maybe not SC, but SC's locations are, frankly, single player RPG sized theme parks. At best. ED: Frontiers didn't add anything meaningful to the game, despite adding space legs. It's not a fulfilling SP or MP experience. Its shooting mechanics suck. Its other mechanics are, frankly, useless - if interesting. It's just not built for that.

Admittedly, in a lot of ways? Starfield feels like a Single Player Star Wars Galaxies, to me. Fully traversable ships, decently large on-foot areas to explore, POIs to travel to, and fully realized stories and characters, with just about as good worldbuilding and realization. Perhaps that's why Starfield appeals to me so much. Because it scratches an itch that SWG did, but E:D and SC completely and utterly failed to. I'll give E:D this. It might be the greatest space sim to play if you work an office 9-5 or are unemployed. I'm saying it's great if you have nothing but free time, basically. If you don't, it's pretty awful and does not respect your time. "Starfield has so many loading screens!" one may say. Yeah, it does. so do ED and SC. But they hide them behind entering and exiting FTL jumps. Does that FEEL like a loading screen? No, not to the uninitiated. But once you're in there, the waits become kind of agonizing and obvious. It's like Mass Effect's elevators. The Loading Screens are still there, but you have the illusion removed. Could Starfield benefit from immersive loading screens? Yeah, honestly it could. I mean, Star Wars: Outlaws coming out next month is doing it. And your average plebeian gamer doesn't realize that's what it is - a loading screen between instances and POIs. If Starfield added that, it'd do them a lot of good. Though, sadly it would also run in the face of their lovely photo-mode-pics-are-loading-screens function, which I adore. But for the health of the game, I am willing to eschew that. Heartbreakingly. If Starfield added that, it'd do them a lot of good. Though, sadly it would also run in the face of their lovely photo-mode-pics-are-loading-screens function, which I adore. But for the health of the game, I am willing to eschew that. Heartbreakingly.

[random-blep]

genshin character head canons but it's only the characters I wanna talk about

Kaeya: he definitely has like muscle, but he's very good as dressing himself in a way that still gives him that figure. Also I think Kaeya has curly hair and for a while to fit in he straightened it causing a lot of hair damage. Personally I think of hoyo wasn't a coward his skin would be a lot darker, like no longer are the days where it looks like he just went to the mall for a tan. Secretly has a feral survival mode in his brain and if it is triggered there will be bloodshed.

Diluc: personally I enjoy his body type on game but ever since I have seen dad bod Diluc and I mean like the dad bod that has muscles not the beer gut dad bod I have been in love. I live for him having really unruly hair, like it takes dedication every morning to make him stop looking like a feral man. Another man that always knows how to dress to impress. I think he's pale as hell cause he cannot tan because all he does is burn. Ragnvindr genes may be strong but that does not mean their eyesight is, man's should be wearing glasses but refuses because then he would be any stereotypical guy pretending to not be a secret vigilante/hero/antihero. Jk they're just uncomfortable to him and annoying cause Kaeya teases him about his thick glasses then. Always ready to spill blood, just give him a reason and a target and he is doing it.

Fischl: personally I don't think of her much but I would enjoy her much more if she was shown more nerdy. Yes I saw that summer island thing where she fought her shadow self but I'm talking I wanna see her carrying a sketchbook or journal , I think her outfits should be less revealing and more covering. She needs to rock more of either a goth or alt style to fit her persona more. Also I think she might be one of the characters that would be pretty good if she was a little chubby.

Kazuha: somehow he is your adopted son, your emotional support little guy, and the plug all at once. I enjoy him very much. I know little about him but I feel like he is albino and I feel like his other senses are more heightened because his vision isn't the greatest so his other senses picked up the slack for him. That red streak in his hair is either a weird genetic anomaly for his bloodline or it's just a dyed streak. I'm leaning on the dyed aspect and each member of the Kaedehara family dyes a streak of their hair at some point. I heard this one head canon once and I love it, Kazuha used to have longer hair but as a criminal who was scheduled for execution his hair was cut short so it wouldn't get in the way when he would be beheaded and now he doesn't let it grow out because seeing himself with longer hair is hard because it reminds himself of his dead friend.

Thoma: listen yes he has basically become a house husband in a way. I do believe he does have lots of muscles under his uniform, he trains a lot and idk if you know this but house work is hard. This man is a people pleaser but he also believes sometimes you gotta learn things the hard way. I have no idea when Thoma came to Inazuma but I genuinely did see him and Diluc as friends when they were younger before he came to Inazuma. The whole blockage of Inazuma off from the rest of the world made sending letters home to his friends difficult but Thoma always found a way to make sure his letters made it on a ship. 100% believe when he got his vision Diluc was the first person to receive a letter with the news because they now had matching pyro visions.

Wanderer: he is small and thin and I can see him having no problem fitting in a box. I think he had long hair and kept his hair long until the fatui got their hands on him. They cut that away. Also think modifications added to him were basically torture but also I hold no doubts Dottore messed around with whatever stuff he's got inside of him. Added stuff removed stuff, all to see what would happened. And when his powers were unlocked he struggled with suppressing those cause he never had to do that before. I feel like I'm some ways he's super human like but there's just a few things that are odd about him. Like technically doesn't need to breathe, doesn't produce spit at all, isn't sure what's painful and how much pain he's supposed to deal with on his own or get medical attention for same with wounds, can dream but when he doesn't he is just in an unconscious void like he can think fully and he hates when it happens cause it's like he's floating in nothing. Also man has to have maintenance on his ball joints regularly so they don't get fucked up and he could totally remove a limb at any time. Funniest thing he ever did was slap childe with his own hand in place of slapping him with a glove.

Xiao: this guy right here. I feel like he either cuts his hair himself and doesn't look in a mirror or like he does it on impulse cause it's too long and in his way and Zhongli sees it later and is like "do you need help fixing your hair?" Cause it's not a great hair cut. I feel like Xiao had long hair once and now he never wants it again. This man could have so many talents if he let himself enjoy things like hobbies. Can drink alcohol but probably only ever does it in social situations and by that I mean he's with exactly one person and he trusts them and likes their company. Like all adepti, he can use powers without a vision, he only has his cause celestia was like "here" but he didn't even notice it and only keeps it on his person since he prefers to have a human form. He is the shortest anemo boy just barely being beaten out by the most precise tool to measure height in genshin. Having them stand in water and see who stands and who swims.

[heychucklenuts]

Rules Post and Get to Know Me Better

Mixed bag here, y'all learn the rules and learn about me.

About me first:

As said, my name is Moth, and Team Fortress 2 has been a fixation of mine for around a year and a half or so. (I thank @comet-wire for getting me into TF2 via the comics and somehow giving me one of my biggest reoccurring fixations.)

For a while I was utilizing the comics and wiki pages to get info behind lore and the game, as well as gameplays, but lately I've been able to start playing the game! I've mostly been playing Offense but I'm trying to expand to Defense and Support.

This blog is gonna feature my OCs, as well as possible OC x Canon content. So, if you aren't into either, you can scroll and don't have to interact with my blog.

There'll be a point where I upload art on here too, but I don't know when that'll be, namely for art of canon characters. (You shaped bastards.)

Blog Rules for you Maggots

If you don't like me or my content, utilize the block button. Logically speaking, what's easier? Arguing with me about something trivial, or blocking my account?

Don't participate in or engage in shipping discourse, I'll only accept it if we're dogging on some SpyScout bullshit. Then again that's not really discourse as it shouldn't be a fucking ship. That is a father and son ya dinguses.

Don't interact if you ship Spy and Scout together, please. I needn't say more.

No Pyro gender discourse. We all know Pyro is

Be cool and be efficient.

Also don't be a shit person. Whether you're transphobic, homophobic, racist, ableist, etc. just... again y'all. Block me. I'll feel honored if you block me.

Ask Rules

You can send in just about anything, whether it be headcanons or just questions you have that you wouldn't mind getting a second opinion of. (Hell, I could even give ya kits for your Merc OCs if ya wanted.)

Be patient. I may not get to every ask in a day, or I may need to relax for a bit.

Don't spam me just because I haven't answered your question. If you want to ask multiple questions, that's fine. Just no "can u answer my ask" 20x over.

I don't do drawing requests at the moment :")

Might add onto this but for the time being I think y'all should understand. :}

[cjaybrex]

My TF2 Headcannons and favorite ships :D

I recently got back into TF2 and that made me think about my old headcannons and ships. Of course, some things have changed over time, but I’m still going to share them with you :3

Demoman: Demoman is bisexual and uses he / him pronouns. His best friends are Soldier and Engineer, yet he a bit scared of Pyro. Because fire and explosives don’t go together that well.

Engineer: Engineer is a demiboy, he uses he / they pronouns interchangeably and he is omnisexual. He is friends with most members of the team and loves helping them out whenever they have a problem. He also enjoys designing weapons or machinery for them to use. Demoman and Pyro are his best friends. And he is in a relationship with Spy.

Heavy: Heavy is gay and uses he / him pronouns. He is usually the calm and chill guy, who will only get angry at you if you either eat his sandwich or if you touch his precious gun. Otherwise he’s always there if you need someone to talk to and he is good at keeping secrets. He is in a relationship with Medic, who is the only Merc that was allowed to touch Heavy’s gun. Also Heavy is extremely protective of the Medic and Archimedes. Because Heavy loves birds.

Medic: Medic is asexual and homoromantic and uses he / him pronouns. He is in a loving and wholesome relationship with Heavy. One time on Heavy’s birthday, he gifted him a bird, a dove to be exact, because he knew that Heavy loves animals, especially birds. And now Archimedes has a friend too.

Pyro: No one really knows Pyro’s assigned gender at birth. But that’s not important. Pyro identifies as genderfluid and is fine with any pronouns. But they / them might be their preferred choice. They also bought a pansexual pride flag, so it’s safe to assume that Pyro is pansexual. They enjoy doodling and sometimes Pyro even gifts some of their drawings to the other Mercs. But only to the ones they truly like. Engineer has accumulated a collection of sketches and artworks from Pyro and he puts them up on a wall in his workshop.

Scout: Scout is ftm trans, bisexual and uses he / him pronouns. The time he came out to his team, he was super nervous and afraid that they wouldn’t support him. But he soon realised that they are extremely accepting of him. To his surprise Spy was the first one to use his preferred name and pronouns.

Sniper: Sniper is gay, demisexual and uses he / him pronouns. While he may seem quite introverted to most people, there are some who have seen his unhinged side. One of these people being Soldier. Speaking of which. Both men, Sniper and Soldier are in a relationship. While Sniper tried his best to keep the relationship a secret, Soldier however couldn’t help himself but to tell everyone about it. At first Sniper was a bit angry at Soldier, but he couldn’t be mad at the American for long, due to his personality.

Soldier: Soldier is also gay and uses he / him pronouns. He isn’t the brightest member of the team and he often does stupid things, that get him into trouble. Maybe that’s a trait Sniper finds cute. Who knows. At least he found himself a boyfriend, who doesn’t mind him teleporting bread and hoarding buckets.

Spy: Spy never talked about his sexuality, nor gender identity. But he uses he / him pronouns. Regarding the fact that he is in a relationship with Engineer, it’s safe to assume that he is not straight. He loves spending time with his boyfriend, even if that means having to accompany him to home depot. Typical things dads do…

American Aviators - My fav ship headcannons:

- To have at least some privacy, Sniper and Soldier share Sniper’s van. While it isn’t spacious, neither of them mind it, since both of them enjoy their company.

- Neither of them have that much relationship experience, so they tried out the classic ideas for date nights. Going to a restaurant, the movie theatre, etc. But neither of them enjoyed it. So the next time they went camping, fishing and hunting. Which was much more enjoyable. It was also the first time for Sniper taking a couple of days off work.

- Even though Soldier is shorter than Sniper, he is in fact the big spoon. He loves holding his boyfriend close to him and cuddling with him. Something he also does in public, giving Sniper hugs, picking him up and carrying him around from a to b.

- Sniper doesn’t mind that Soldier has great interest in teleporting bread. One time he even teleported his Jarates, because of Soldier.

- Soldier often plays with Sniper’s hair. While Sniper doesn’t really like it when someone messes with his hair, he has given up on telling Soldier to not do it. Because he will do it nonetheless.

- The longer they have been in a relationship, the more extroverted, unhinged and crazy Sniper has become. Especially when the both of them are together, they partake in stupid, maybe even dangerous activities. One time Soldier tried to teach his boyfriend how to rocket jump, which lead to Sniper getting injured quite badly. Soldier had to carry Sniper to the Medic to get him fixed up.

- Soldier is the only member of the team, who’s allowed to drive Sniper’s van. And for once, Soldier has actually been careful handling the vehicle.

[ccaptain]

When do you usually do most of your writing?

Pet peeves?

What is on your wishlist?

nine your questions are always so fucking spotless. ily -- @ecleips

When do you usually do most of your writing?

i do it either after lunch or when i get up from my afternoon nap! or if i get a good idea and its too long to type it on mobile i get up and yoink my laptop to write at least the bases of it down... sometimes i ditch my nap for that because my sleeping circle isn't even that remotely stable c: teehee (is in shambles)

What is on your wishlist?

SO MANY THINGS.

kaeya being gently courted after a bad relationship with the person pursueing him treating him so gently and being patient about him? i would WEEP for this. worldbuilding of the abyss in my abyss!kaeya verse, kaeya eventually getting over his inazuma trauma after he addresses it properly. also, exploring kaeya's rage hidden under that thin layer of frosty ice that he has,,,,,,, chef kiss.

AND second close to kaeya managing to find love again it's me wanting to develope Herald, the fucker also living rent-free in abyss!kaeya's body. i just think that it's a funny, deranged little broken shit and the concept of how it merged with kaeya and their dynamic is fun to write. they're almost friends but for abyss!kaeya it almost feels like a babysitting job without an harness

Pet peeves?

putting this one for last so i dont slam a wall of text into people's faces!

sighs. cracks my knuckles on the same nail i always hammer about

wanting to ship with my kaeya for nsfw only,,,,, yeah. i will admit that im not the best person when this is the intent that you approach me with, and it doesn't put me in my comfort zone and i'd really have to force-fart out a reply if it's a consistent dynamic that we have. kaeya doesn't give himself willy nilly like that and idk how to phrase it without being a teensy bit maybe offensive about it… as long as it isn't assumed that kaeya might reciprocate immediately and could have a bad reaction to it we're chill, but otherwise it isn't the greatest interaction i want to have and it taints future ones,,, so,,,, yeah that's. not going to land.

NOT assuming that my kaeya may react realistically to different situations is probably what irks me more tbh. sometimes he's just not in the mood for sex or to be sexualized and flirted with all the time, sometimes he'll feel downright used if his paranoia acts up in the wrong moment. kaeya feeling like he's only a pretty object in a relationship is ABSOLUTELY a downer ending, because it means no more sex until the other muse manages to bring a good balance to romance, appreciation and sex. otherwise, while i desperately sit here wriggling to write shippy stuff/smut, kaeya's muse will just NOT allow me to and his dark thoughts will slip into my writing, making the whole thing unbearable to write and, i'm sure, read, if my partner wanted some passionate smut or light-hearted fluff.

one of my funniest (and realistic) rps i had a few days ago with @heincus and it was their lovely oc hokori being enlisted to help kaeya get over his fear of pyro aimed directly at his face, because he was tired of it affecting him so much and so kalpas wouldn't have to worry about it. the predictable result is that, after little time praticing it and a reaction that didn't bordered into a panic attack, he was filled with adrenaline and almost manic in happiness and thought he was over it, wrecked some shit with kalpas on the way home… and then he was a puddle of shaky sobs into kalpas neck, because the adrenaline wore off and he was actually scared SHITLESS of fire. 10000/10. laughed so hard at happy kaeya thinking that traumas can be ditched with this much ease… baby boy tricks himself so much it was SO fucking funny. he's SO delusional

im just like,,,,,, i REALLY dwell on kaeya's traumas and troubles to have a realistic portrayal of him, because it's part of his character. i understand and apologize if that's a turn off and why i put a detailed description of what it's to be expected of kaeya in my rules, so people know what to expect and plan ahead, or jus decide to not interact at all.

i might not be the shipping partner that you need if you're not into This Mess and i'll take some good distance from a ship we have in case i don't register a positive response to this realism until we either find a balance break the ship apart. i'm never going to string people along in something that clearly makes them uncomfortable. AND in return i expect to not be strung along if things don't land and transparency that the angst is becoming a little too unbearable so i can tone it down!

[pyropsychiccollector]

Makoto: You don't know true pain. (人◕ω◕)*** All these... these... squabbling girls. Fighting over the last shreds of my sanity. (人◕ω◕)***

Nagisa: ...

Nagisa: n___n;;;;;;;;;; Nope. I wouldn't know what you're going through. You have it... so hard... n___n;;;;;;;;;;

Makoto: Yes. You are more understanding than most, Nagisa-kun. It's been getting worse and worse these past few years. All these new girls showing up. New shenanigans to deal with. And I'm expected to defuse the conflicts when they come up, keep everything civilized... It's... It's... It's becoming too much, Nagisa-kun. I can't take it!!! (人◕ω◕)*** I mean, 100 girls?! When will they be satisfied?!?!?!

Nagisa: W-Well... I know that's just one gig, though... With that... Vergil guy? I mean, don't you have other contracts that are less... stressful? n___n;;;;;;;;;;;;

Makoto: Oh, sure!!! Remind me of my other obligations!!! Pyro saddles me with five or six girls normally... But even he is open to other "ships". Pyro does favors for Vergil all the time. It never ends!!! (人◕ω◕)*** Even 5-6 is a lot of women to satisfy, don't you understand?!?!

Nagisa: ...

Nagisa: n___n;;;;;;;;;;;; Wh-Why would I know what it's like to juggle several women...? Th-That's crazy...

Makoto: Yes!!!!!!!!! Crazy is what it is!!!!!!!!! I need a break. (人◕ω◕)*** This is where you come in, Nagisa-kun. I had Miu do something useful for once, and create a device that will allow me - us - to swap identities for a week.

Nagisa: ... Identities...? .___. Makoto-san, I don't feel comfortable-

Makoto: (人◕ω◕)*** Just trust me, damnit...!!! It doesn't do anything to our bodies. Like, swap our minds or whatever. ... That's way too obvious. Some of my... girlfriends... would know right away. (人◕ω◕)***

Nagisa: ... *sighs* So what does it... do? >_<

Makoto: I didn't bother listening to Miu's convoluted science-y explanation. But basically it showers us in particles that only we can see. To everyone else, you'll be "Makoto Naegi". And I'll be "Nagisa Shiota". (人◕ω◕) The particles last for a week, and then we go back to our... normal lives. Nobody will know about the swap, the particles are flawless~! \ (人◕ω◕) /

Nagisa: ... ;;;>____> Makoto-san, while this sounds thought out, I'm not sure you've considered that your... girls... might come onto me. And vice-versa.

Makoto: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) I have thought about such an inevitability. The nice thing is that this week is studying for exams at Hope's Peak, which means that I've put in the usual paperwork for "no touching until exams are over". The girls don't like it when I put my foot down like that... however, they know that I care a lot about following their dreams, and they won't risk the chance to stay at Hope's Peak to goof off with me. (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** I mean, some members of my... harem... have gone so far as to make clauses in that paperwork that if anyone breaches it, and they get expelled from Hope's Peak, they won't get to continue a relationship with me. It's... very airtight. (๑╹ω╹๑ )***

Nagisa: ... Okay, fine, but Kunugigaoka isn't in the middle of exams right now... I don't think you're ready for my "usual daily life". ;;;>_____> You should probably swap with someone like... like Hajime-san...

Makoto: No!!!!!!!!!!! (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** *coughs* I mean. Swapping with Hajime would be no point. I'd still be at Hope's Peak. And I'm trying to get a break. You understand. (๑╹ω╹๑ )***

Nagisa: I r-really don't.... n___n;;;;;;;;; B-But if you're really insistent this is the only way...

Makoto: It is. (๑╹ω╹๑ )************* No one will think to look for me in another universe. It's. Perfect. \ (๑╹ω╹๑ ) /

Nagisa: ... I hope you don't regret this... n___n;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

~*~

Makoto: Good, good... That fool Nagisa agreed to switch, just as planned. He thinks the particles will just wear off, but in truth...? They don't wear off unless I say they can wear off. (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** I'm never going back. Never. Now... how does Nagisa usually start his days...?

Makoto: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) His mom seems nice. Nagisa-san was surely overexaggerating. He's just jealous my life is more hellish. I'll be fine.

Hiromi: Oh, Nagisa, sweetie~ I picked up a new dress that would just look adorable on you. Let's try it on before you go to school. (๑╹ω╹๑ )

Makoto: ... D... Dress? >_< Um... Mom... I'm... I'm a boy...?

Makoto: Q_______Q Wh-What is.... I can't... oh god, I'm gonna die....! *five minutes later, after getting his head bashed into the table for disobeying Hiromi, and forced into the dress...* ...

Hiromi: n.n I was spot on~ You look amazing~!

Makoto: ... Why does it feel like this was made for my height...? ._____. *thinks back to Nagisa* .... Oh yeah. We were about the same height, weren't we... Damn. @_____@*

Hiromi: Of course it was made for your height, sweetie. (๑╹ω╹๑ ) You should try wearing that, today.

Makoto: *scared to bring this up, given he's still got a bruised forehead* Q______Q D-Doesn't Kunugigaoka h-have a dress code, m-mom...?

Hiromi: ... Oh yeah. Well, it'll be here when you get home tonight. :3

Makoto: ................. *thinking about ways to run away from home without getting the cops or this crazy bitch after him* O-O-Okay, mom... n___n;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

~*~

Nagisa: Makoto-san said exams are coming up, but he never said what to study... .______. *a tad underwhelmed by the walk from the dorms to the main campus; he's used to walking up and down a mountain* Well, the school's nice enough... I mean, Makoto-san was running away from the girls, apparently, but still...

Mukuro: *drops down to his side from a nearby tree* >_< Makoto-kun. Was one of the girls breaching the contract?

Nagisa: *perceived Mukuro up in the tree and just didn't say anything because he figured it was a part of Makoto's daily life* H-Huh...? Oh, um... no... Just thinking out loud. Sorry, Miss. n___n;;;;;;;;;;

Mukuro: *squints at "Makoto"* ... I usually surprise you more when I jump out like that... Are you sure you're alright?

Nagisa: **Oh, duh! Makoto-san doesn't have assassin training! Gah. I'm all over the place today...** n___n;;;;;;;; I-I'm fine, M-Miss. J-Just a lot on my mind...

Mukuro: ...

Nagisa: ...

Mukuro:...

Nagisa: ...

Mukuro: >_< I'm gonna take you to see Mikan, just in case.

Nagisa: Q____Q **Crap, crap, crap...! M-Makoto-san said these particle things would fool everyone, but still...! What if he's wrong?!** I, uh.... don't have the time, Miss...! I-I've gotta go!!! *barely pulls away from Mukuro moving to grab him, and he darts off without a destination in mind*

Mukuro: *chasing after him easily enough, but can tell Makoto's a lot faster than she remembered* >_<*** Makoto-kun, just come with me!! I promise Mikan-chan won't give you injections again!!

Nagisa: *isn't even listening as he runs into the small forests around/on campus and puts his parkour skills to good work* Q______Q This chick isn't Koro-sensei, and I can still tell she's good...! I'm almost curious if Mister Karasuma would be able to keep up with her...?! *runs over to a cliff without thinking, catches himself at the edge at the last minute and swerves a hard right*

Mukuro: >_<*** Makoto-ku...! *follows him to the edge of the cliff, but wasn't anticipating that hard right; she falls off into the nearby river*

Makoto: *just keeps running without looking back, knowing not to pity that girl* Q______Q

Mukuro: *coughs up water* ... Makoto-kun's been working out. >_<*** I'm gonna need backup on this one, apparently... *pulls out waterproof-cased phone and makes a call to Peko and Maki*

~*~

Makoto: *pant* *pant* >_<*** Why is their school all the way up on the mountain...? There's a perfectly good campus down there...! *still made it to the top...barely* If Aoi, Sakura, and Gozu-sensei weren't always hounding me about physical fitness, this walk would've killed me...! @____@***

Sugino: You okay, Nagisa? *lightly tossing a baseball into his gloved hand, having casually made the same trek* Ya look a little winded....

Makoto: H-Huh? @______@*** Oh. Um. Yeah. Totally fine. That walk's gonna be the toughest thing I have to do today, so...

Sugino: *squints at "Nagisa"* n___n That's funny. Mister Karasuma's unavailable to teach PE today, so we're stuck with Koro-sensei. Y'know how that worked out, before.

Makoto: Koro...sensei...? >_< Well, he can't be that bad. I've juggled 100 women. That's bad. >_______>

Sugino: *guffaws* 100 women.... Ooh, boy. Don't let Kayano-chan hear you say that~ Well, I'll see you inside, buddy! *walks on ahead*

Makoto: ... *stares after the boy with a twitchy eye* Why do I get the feeling I'm not gonna like this?

Makoto: ... ._________. This is Koro-sensei...? What... What is.... I don't even.... *managed to get to Nagisa's usual desk and sit down, but now he's mumbling incoherently*

Rio: *cocks head* What's up with Nagisa today? He's acting like it's his first day all over again.

Sugino: Beats me. He'd better get his head in the game soon, though! Karma sees him like this, he's in for Hell.

Rio: ... Why?

Sugino: Well, uh.... He mumbled something about juggling 100 women and that nothing would stack up to that. ;;;;;>_____> *he knows he just ratted "Nagisa" out, but better that Rio is on "Nagisa" than on him*

Rio: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) Ohoho~...? 100 women, eh... And Kayano-chan thought I was dreaming too big when I said Nagisa could handle more~!

Kaede: What do you mean 100 women?!?!?! Are you poisoning his mind again, Rio?!?!?!

Rio: (๑╹ω╹๑ ) The heart wants what the heart wants, Kayano-chan~

Kaede: What part of no big boobs do you not understand?!?!?!?!?!

Rio: I dunno. Ask Nagisa-kun. (๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )(๑╹ω╹๑ )

Makoto: *brain is glitching out from Kaede having Sayaka's voice, and Rio from having Natsumi's voice. ... Not to mention Koro-sensei is still writing stuff up on the board at Mach 20* Q_______Q It'll all be worth it... It'll all be worth it... It'll all be worth it..... *starts rocking back and forth*

~*~

*one week later*

Makoto: (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** I changed my mind. I want my life back now.

Nagisa: Eh? But hasn't it been a week...? So won't the particles wear off, anyway? ._________.

Makoto: *ignores that* (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** You didn't tell me you were a psychopath, Nagisa-kun. Training to kill your.... "teacher". Yes. (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** That guy's way more of a pervert than certain other people make me out to be. I am normal. NORMAL!!!!!!!!! (๑╹ω╹๑ )***

Nagisa: I did try to warn you... n___n;;;;;;;;; Despite your eccentric friends, you aren't really... the training sort....

Makoto: (๑╹ω╹๑ )********* You should have tried to convince me harder!!! Your mom and your "best friend" treat you like a Barbie doll. Your "teacher" is too fast to comprehend. Your classmates are a barrel of monkeys. Those "main campus" pricks can go play in traffic. (๑╹ω╹๑ )*** I am never going back. Never.

Nagisa: n___n;;;;;;;;;;;;; Th-That's fine, Makoto-san... Um, I should probably warn you-

Makoto: NO!!!!!!!! I am going to sit in my room for a while and think about how normal my world is. (๑╹ω╹๑ )********* You go away now.

Nagisa: B-But....

Makoto: You go away now!!!!!!!!! *forces Nagisa back through the portal* (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ) *sighs as he plops down in his dorm room's office chair* Peace... quiet... solitude....

Mukuro: *climbs in through the window* Ready for training, Makoto-kun? *tilts head*

Makoto: Training?! (╬ಠ益ಠ) I thought I told you I wasn't built for that...?!

Mukuro: ... *tilts head to the other side* But... You've been training with us this week. You were doing pretty good, too.

Makoto: ...

Peko: *can be heard from outside the window* Don't put yourself down, Makoto-kun. We know you can take it now.

Maki: *huffs* Just get out here already, idiot.

Makoto: (╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ)(╬ಠ益ಠ) Nagisa...!

[saturdays--sun]

✍️ 🛌 🎞️ 💌 for whichever s/i you want to talk about

aaa thank you!! i'm gonna do these for my (main) genshin insert since i've finally gotten her a little bit figured out <3

✍️: overall, how does the fandom trait you? are you a beloved character, or hated? are you popular, or a minor side character? anything in between?

i think, overall, my insert would be thought of generally positively, if not more neutrally than other characters. she's not in the mainline story very much after a point pretty early on, and combining that with just how many characters are in the roster, she tends to get overlooked fairly easily — not to mention that she's one of exceptionally many pyro users, which... doesn't do her any favors lol.

but she definitely has her stans that go to bat for her! 😤 and even beyond that, i feel like her story would be considered pretty interesting and compelling, since it plays on the concept of freedom, and specifically freedom in mondstadt, pretty heavily.

🛌: what tropes show up in fics involving your ship?

oh ALL of the ones tied to characters getting in fights. lots and lots of fics of my insert bandaging childe up after a fight, with most of them including the scolding them for getting hurt because they were worried trope. i also imagine there would be tons that involve his family — either in the sense of me meeting them and them sort of adopting me as their new sibling, or in the sense of teucer doing the whole "so when are you gonna marry my brother? :D" thing which i've actually written my own fic about lmao

🎞️: what ‘canon’ scenes would the fandom point to as evidence for the validity of your ship?

basically any scene post-liyue (and, honestly, even some during the liyue archon quest) that childe is seen or mentioned in. because she starts traveling with him after all the liyue stuff is resolved, she's never very far behind him when he happens to make an appearance in both the story and events — and when paimon and aether reference or talk about him, i imagine that one of them (usually the former) would say something to the effect of, "i wonder if koda is still traveling with him... really, what does she see in a guy like that!"

this is only aided by the fact that, after a certain point, starts referring to my insert as "his (cute) wife" when introducing her.

💌: how would your dynamic be portrayed? what might people focus on most? any misconceptions?

BATTLE COUPLE 100%

that would definitely be the main way we're portrayed — both because getting into fights is kind of both our thing, plus it plays in perfectly to tropes people would often apply to us. also just because it'd be interesting to write how both of us — people who, prior to becoming a pair, used to only ever fight alone — would work together in a battle. plus, the romance of it all, or something. outside of fighting, we'd be portrayed super domestically because, i mean, look at us — we're practically married as it is, and he's dying to be my househusband.

[kellanved-ammanas]

Sniper Ships & Pals: Pyro - Shopping Together

Shopping to refill the base’s pantry normally fell on rotation to the people willing to do it and could be trusted to. Which didn’t include Sniper as he opted out. Pyro went sometimes but only ever with others, never alone and never was he in charge of the trip. The fact that it was a new place made this an even more unideal scenario.

“It ain’t even a big store, how are we having so much bloody trouble with this?” Sniper said as he frowned down at their shopping list.

“Maybe we should call this good enough,” Pyro said, forcing himself to speak loud enough to be heard through the mask.

“Eh, I guess we could just lie and say we ate everything we can’t replace. Or tell the truth, though that likely wouldn’t turn out well.”

“Don’t tell the truth.” They’d get in trouble if they did. Slacking off on guard duty in general was frowned upon but leaving the base entirely – even if it was to try to hunt a deer Sniper had thought he’d seen in the woods – was a big no-no. Still the process of moving into the base, the security cameras weren’t even active yet though. Meaning no one would’ve ever known they gone for a few hours if the raccoons Soldier had insisted bringing with them hadn’t gotten into the kitchen. Free and uncontested, they eaten and/or destroyed basically everything in the pantry and fridge. Which left Sniper and Pyro with no choice but to make an emergency run to the store to try to replace everything to make it look like nothing happened whatsoever before the rest of the team returned to the base with the rest of their stuff tomorrow morning.

“Yeah, let’s not. Lying’s still an option though even if neither of us like half the stuff we’re missing.”

“Most of it’s Spy’s stuff, right?”

Sniper shrugged. “Don’t know.”

Pyro stepped around to where Sniper stood, one hand resting on the shopping cart’s handle, the other holding the shopping list. At a gesture, Sniper handed him the list, allowing him to pull it close to the gas mask’s lenses so he see it better. It was still bit hard to read but Pyro had a lot of practice looking at stuff through the tinted lenses. Almost everything Sniper had crossed out, this trip was mostly a success. The things they were missing though, would they be noticed? … Probably. Because it was indeed mostly Spy’s fancy foods they were missing and Spy was the type to notice. And also the type to raise a stink about others stealing his food; lying would earn them his ire.

“We might need to go to a fancy store for this stuff.” Pyro looked back up at Sniper to hand him the list back. He didn’t even know what caviar really was only that Spy liked it and apparently so had the raccoons because the tin of it had been licked thoroughly clean.

Sniper groaned. “Yeah, probably.”

“I could do the rest of the shopping alone while you wait in the car.” Pyro didn’t fancy that idea, the suit made it hard for people not used to it to understand him and often got him treated poorly. But if Sniper was having a really bad time and didn’t want to continue doing all the talking and stuff, Pyro could put up with it for a little while.

“Nah, you don’t gotta do that. Let’s go pay for this and then let’s go see if we can’t find out which fancy store ‘round here Spy got his fancy shit from.”