#midnight sun meme

[ohyoudosmellgood]

i need to know emmett’s opinion on that new cocaine bear movie.

[fairybenz]

[forkswashington]

twilight taught us so much. perhaps the most important thing of all: abort that thang!

[wagnerinetime]

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Twilight AU in which everything is same except Edward never fell in love with Bella, just she started finding out weird and suspicious crap about them until she asked them head-on if they are vampires, they said no, so Bella went "Uh-huh! My 134-slides-long PowerPoint Presentation that I'm going to show you BEGS TO DIFFER, MOTHEFUCKAS", and after extensive evidence that Bells collected because she has a lot of free time and zero hobbies they can't change her mind, so they just adopt this human kid and she just hangs out in their house for literal no reason.

She became Human Culture consultant for them. So they won't blow up their cover again. And just for educational purposes.

[twibear]

mentally i’m here. mentally this is me.

[that-stupid-lamb]

The Cullens in 2023 and onward struggling™️ having to deal with the effects of Global Warming so now nowhere is “under a near constant cover of clouds and rain.”

[queenofglassbeliever]

A few of my favorite midnight sun moments summed up.

Bella: *casually trauma dumping*

Edward:

Carlisle: Will you do your part for your family?

Rosalie: *sneering* For Bella?

Carlisle:

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Monk: He who starts out on a quest for vengeance- Rogue: Better not miss?

[ohyoudosmellgood]

[emelinstriker]

this just reminds me of ESAU monkey boys-)

Random person: Hey how yall!-

Wukong and Macaque: *Rabid noises*

Random person: *Screams* GET YOUR F&KING MONKIE B1T@H

Reader/YN: they don't bite :)

Random person: *Being mailed to death* YES THEY DO!-

(Source Vine)

TRUUEE

Though Macaque would probably be the one doing the noises while Wukong is just like-

[forkswashington]

twilight (2008) dir catherine hardwicke

[buds-and-baubles]

i saw a tag on a post about apollo saying how dc masced him and it kinda unraveled from there.

full seriousness but wildstorm's apollo and dc's andrew pulaski are two entirely different people and i stand by that.

the femme sun king who is a literal god due to government experimentation vs. the masc superpowered alien abductee who goes by apollo.

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

james if edward conceded and turned bella into a vampire at the end of twilight instead of trying to evade him:

[mids-stupid-shit]

People give this game shit, but they did Deadpool justice + design slaps