#midnight sun meme

[mirrorballresources]

sentence meme ⟶ midnight sun (chapters 8-9) / stephenie meyer

feel free to change pronouns and details!!

❛ i never noticed before - your hair has red in it. ❜

❛ i was going to ask if you wanted to go out. ❜

❛ if you ever repeat what i’m saying right now, i will cheerfully beat you to death. ❜

❛ what a strange creature. and he was so normal and pleasant the last time we met. ❜

❛ it must be the animals. the lack of human blood drives them mad eventually. ❜

❛ why even bother coming home? ❜

❛ you’re pathetic. i can’t believe you missed the game last night just to watch somebody sleep. ❜

❛ i don’t imagine we’ll cross paths soon. ❜

❛ i think i like the blue one better. it really brings out your eyes. ❜

❛ does she really think that? or does she want me to look like a cow on saturday? ❜

❛ stay away from me. ❜

❛ don’t be like that, sugar. ❜

❛ brave, this one. maybe better, i guess - more fight in her. ❜

❛ what the hell? ❜

❛ knew this was a bad idea! she’s not alone. ❜

❛ should i run? ❜

❛ think i’m going to throw up.... ❜

❛ are you okay? ❜

❛ distract me, please. ❜

❛ i’m sorry, what? ❜

❛ i’m going to run over tyler crowley tomorrow before school. ❜

❛ he’s telling everyone he’s taking me to prom. ❜

❛ either he’s insane or he’s still trying to make up for almost killing me last ... well you remember it. ❜

❛ i might have to total his sentra, though. if he doesn’t have a ride, he can’t take anyone to prom... ❜

❛ if he’s paralyzed from the neck down, he can’t go to the prom, either. ❜

❛ better? ❜

❛ what’s wrong? ❜

❛ sometimes i have a problem with my temper. ❜

❛ how did you know where...? ❜

❛ what are you doing? ❜

❛ not allowing myself to be alone tonight. ❜

❛ i don’t think i could restrain myself if i ran into your other friends again. ❜

❛ late much? ❜

❛ she’s been holding out on me. ❜

❛ i got lost. ❜

❛ would it be all right if i joined you? ❜

❛ holy crap but he’s hot! ❜

❛ we already ate while we were waiting, sorry. ❜

❛ shut up! ❜

❛ i think you should eat something. ❜

❛ she probably wants him to herself. who wouldn’t? ❜

❛ honestly, i’m not hungry. ❜

❛ my, oh my. ❜

❛ i bet his jacket cost more than my last paycheck. ❜

❛ maybe i’ll write my number on his plate with marinara. ❜

❛ you really shouldn’t do that to people. it’s hardly fair. ❜

❛ you have to know the effect you have on people. ❜

❛ you haven’t noticed? ❜

❛ do you think everybody gets their way so easily? ❜

❛ how are you feeling? ❜

❛ i’ve always been very good at repressing unpleasant things. ❜

❛ i’m not going into shock. ❜

❛ i feel very safe with you. ❜

❛ there are conditions? ❜

❛ i don’t know if i have a choice anymore. ❜

❛ i thought you were always right. ❜

❛ and you put yourself into that category? ❜

❛ it’s harder than it should be - keeping track of you. ❜

❛ are you ready to go home? ❜

❛ i’m ready to leave. ❜

[ohyoudosmellgood]

i need to know emmett’s opinion on that new cocaine bear movie.

[forkswashington]

twilight taught us so much. perhaps the most important thing of all: abort that thang!

[wagnerinetime]

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Twilight AU in which everything is same except Edward never fell in love with Bella, just she started finding out weird and suspicious crap about them until she asked them head-on if they are vampires, they said no, so Bella went "Uh-huh! My 134-slides-long PowerPoint Presentation that I'm going to show you BEGS TO DIFFER, MOTHEFUCKAS", and after extensive evidence that Bells collected because she has a lot of free time and zero hobbies they can't change her mind, so they just adopt this human kid and she just hangs out in their house for literal no reason.

She became Human Culture consultant for them. So they won't blow up their cover again. And just for educational purposes.

[twibear]

mentally i’m here. mentally this is me.

[that-stupid-lamb]

The Cullens in 2023 and onward struggling™️ having to deal with the effects of Global Warming so now nowhere is “under a near constant cover of clouds and rain.”

[queenofglassbeliever]

A few of my favorite midnight sun moments summed up.

Bella: *casually trauma dumping*

Edward:

Carlisle: Will you do your part for your family?

Rosalie: *sneering* For Bella?

Carlisle:

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Monk: He who starts out on a quest for vengeance- Rogue: Better not miss?

[emelinstriker]

this just reminds me of ESAU monkey boys-)

Random person: Hey how yall!-

Wukong and Macaque: *Rabid noises*

Random person: *Screams* GET YOUR F&KING MONKIE B1T@H

Reader/YN: they don't bite :)

Random person: *Being mailed to death* YES THEY DO!-

(Source Vine)

TRUUEE

Though Macaque would probably be the one doing the noises while Wukong is just like-

[ohyoudosmellgood]

[forkswashington]

twilight (2008) dir catherine hardwicke

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

james if edward conceded and turned bella into a vampire at the end of twilight instead of trying to evade him:

[mids-stupid-shit]

People give this game shit, but they did Deadpool justice + design slaps

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]