#emmett loves slang-and-memes class bella gives every tuesday and friday

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Twilight AU in which everything is same except Edward never fell in love with Bella, just she started finding out weird and suspicious crap about them until she asked them head-on if they are vampires, they said no, so Bella went "Uh-huh! My 134-slides-long PowerPoint Presentation that I'm going to show you BEGS TO DIFFER, MOTHEFUCKAS", and after extensive evidence that Bells collected because she has a lot of free time and zero hobbies they can't change her mind, so they just adopt this human kid and she just hangs out in their house for literal no reason.

She became Human Culture consultant for them. So they won't blow up their cover again. And just for educational purposes.