#microbiology memes

[the-ghost-bird]

[prebioticsoupconnesseuir]

Saw that this piece of lab equipment was labeled "rotisserie" and couldn't get this image out of my head

[skinntyy]

Let me show yall what Sid the science kid taught me 😋

[bootleg-nessie]

Newly formed cancer cell: oh boy! I can’t wait to see the world and maybe multiply a bit

My immune system: I’m boutta put the POP 🔫�� in apoptosis

[science-bastard]

(on a date with my bacteria girlfriend) what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your agar

[intrinsically-disordered-proxein]

still amazes me that scientists were just like what if we shot cells with dna coated mini bullets really really hard to insert that dna into the genome. and somehow that fucking worked

[trans-beast]

Uhm, waiter? There's a hair in my primordial soup :(

[a-meh]

[julpernulper]

bitches love me for my methicillin resistance and my can-do attitude

[the-ghost-bird]

Oh yes, i'm normal, i'm just daydreaming about inhaling fungal spores and having it change me to the point where we become one and develop a symbiotic yet codependent relationship with each other.

[prebioticsoupconnesseuir]

Have some refolded proteins, as a snack

[tarrot-patch]

forced feminisation

[thependancer]

Is O2 just Coffee for Bacteria?

So correct me if I'm wrong but bacteria can either be:

Aerobic: dont even TALK to me without my morning O2

Facultative: Hmm yes, I would like some O2. Oh! You're all out? Well that's okay.

Aerotolerant: Wait, what's O2?

Microaerophilic: My mom said I can have some O2, so I'll only take it slowly.

Obligate Anaerobe: STAY BACK YOU FILTHY CHEMICAL!!

[bootleg-nessie]

Never washing my water bottle in an effort to force new strains of bacteria to evolve

[frantic-cheesecake]

Man I love small classes. My microbiology class has only 13 students on a day of perfect attendance. I get to have my own microscope for labs.

[chronically-izzzzle]

My microbiology notebook is a colorful place. And my Anatomy/physiology notes are filled with sperm wizards and aliens. This is what happens when my pain meds wear off on the middle of lecture and my joints start to scream!