#miacho

[nasze-zd]

Z kiełbasą nie wjedziesz

Nie ma tak, że wysiadasz z samolotu, odbierasz bagaż na kołowrocie i ruszasz na miacho. Oprócz kontroli wizowej (formalność, bo już cię sprawdzono przy wylocie) jest jeszcze biosecurity.

Jeszcze w samolocie Air New Zealand dostajesz do wypełnienia deklarację (żeby było szybciej na lotnisku, i tak nudzisz się podczas długiego lotu). W deklaracji musisz wypisać jakiekolwiek jedzenie, jakie masz przy sobie, w każdej sztuce bagażu. Oprócz jedzenia także sprzęt kempingowy: namioty, buty trekkingowe, itp.

Jak czegoś nie wpiszesz, a to wykryją, dostajesz od 400$ kary wzwyż.

Po kolei: najpierw odebranie bagażu z taśmy. Potem kontrola wizowa (pieczątka wizy turystycznej, albo jak się już ma, to tylko pokazanie).

Następnie: kontrola bio pierwszy etap. Podajemy miłej pani wcześniej wypełnioną deklarację, ona dopytuje o szczegóły. W zależności od zawartości kieruje nas albo prosto na prześwietlenie bagażu, albo do stanowiska rewizyjnego.

Następnie: kontrola bio drugi etap. Następuje wtedy, gdy szczerze wyznaliśmy naszą winę polegającą na posiadaniu materiałów będących zagrożeniem dla delikatnego unikalnego ekosystemu Aotearoa. Rozbebeszamy bagaż przy innym miłym panu, pokazując nasze fanty. Mieszanka studencka przechodzi (ale gdybym ją zataił, byłaby kara). Nie przechodzą za to buty trekkingowe (spoko, zgłosiłem je, nawet umyłem podeszwy przed spakowaniem). Pan ogląda podeszwy, ale nie są idealnie czyste, więc odchodzi je umyć. Wraca po chwili z butami w plastikowym worku z napisem "decontaminated".

Następnie: kontrola bio trzeci etap. Wszystkie bagaże idą na rentgen. Jak coś nie tak, to sru, kara. Aha, no i mięsa w żadnej postaci nie wolno wwozić. Tak więc zapomnijcie o polskiej kiełbasie, teraz będziecie jedli co najwyżej kiełbasę przypominającą polską, mniej więcej tak, jak pizza z 10 składnikami przypomina włoską.

Po tym można już odetchnąć. Witamy w Nowej Zelandii.

Jeszcze wspomnę, że do każdej z wyżej wymienionych atrakcji jest osobna kolejka, czasem krótka, czasem długa. Więc trochę trwa to wyjście z samolotu.

[insane-weasel]

we did. It was called Miacho and some of the fandom was cowards

can we explore tucker & religious guilt

[the-moon-pal]

Yo draw Miacho -Sam

[whompwhompminecraft]

ok I know that Miacho is the best, but why do you think Miacho is the best ship

Okay I’m going to be real here, Tucker x Mianite started as a crack ship because people ship Syndianite and Sparklez x Ianite but not Tucker and Mianite? What gives, right?

But then I sat on it for a bit, and thought about Tucker as a character, and about Mianite as a character. And realized this was OTP material.Though do not be confused- this is not couple’s goals material.

I think to analyze Miacho we must first look at the shippable nature of Tucker. During Mianite Tucker was the Straight Man. He had a girlfriend and therefore was not candy in the eyes of shippers who flocked to Syndisparklez as Tom and Jordan fed the masses over and over again. People love to exclaim “Tom is so thirsty for Jordan!” “Tom ��Horny on main’ Syndicate at it again”, and while they are right I think it’s important to say just how much more horny Tucker is in his day to day vernacular. This is the man with such quotes as “I just want to get sucked and fucked” “I’d suck dick for some quartz”, and “if you’re not sucking dick, you’re gay”I mean the early season one bromance between Tucker and Tom was real, until of course Jordan joined and Tom focused his heart on him instead. My point here is, Tucker has plenty of overlooked shippable energy, also he’s a twink. One look at the content of his insta will prove this.

Anyway, onto Miacho.

Tucker’s devotion to his god is astronomical. In season one the Mianitees got the short end of the stick. Declan clearly favored playing Dianite and so Tucker would often pray and pray and bitch, only to get nothing in return. Or just a sword with bane of arthropods. Being a Good Honorable Mianitee was not in his nature. He says as much during one of his fights with Nadeshot. That normally he’d just slay Nade out, but that he was trying to live up to his god’s ideals, and wanted to give him mercy and a second chance.And despite bitching about his god when his prayers went unanswered, Tucker really would do anything for him. You can see that in season two when Mianite is clearly the villain and Tucker blindly stays by his side, doing anything he’s asked, including killing children.Tucker is loyal to a fault. And I don’t think it would be beyond him to suck his god’s dick in lieu of a prayer. And I am down to clown with that. The size difference alone is great, lemme tell ya.

That being said, I do not, nor will I ever, see this as a healthy relationship. I think Tucker craves control. He’s the champion of Mianite. He’s the leader of his little alliance in season one, and he gets upset when Tom acts irrationally in ways he doesn’t understand and can’t contain. He gets his sense of self worth from serving his god, and being a worthy follower and champion. I think having relations with Mianite would make him feel special and privileged, and above everyone else. Because who else gets to serve their god like this?

Because of that the ship has a major power imbalance. Tucker, being someone who will do anything for his god’s approval, and Mianite, being said god and also a cold and detached character with no empathy for mortals, do not make a balanced or healthy relationship of any kind. Sexual or romantic. The Mianite of season one would not care that Tucker’s obsession with him is unhealthy. He’d find it advantageous. If he even noticed at all. I think InsaneWeasel’s “Tucker Boner’s Relationship with Lord Mianite” series on A03 hits the nail on the head for me the most.

However there are people that disagree with me. I have friends that prefer a more fluffy relationship, where they believe that Mianite’s empathy for his sister extends to the mortals, and that if he were simply developed more he could have a legitimate relationship with Tucker. That’s valid. I think there could be room for that too, where Tucker gets tired of the constant subservient relationship, and fucks off- ala never wanting to do the Mianite series again- forcing Mianite to reevaluate the way he sees and treats his followers. I personally love gore, whump, and more tragic character arcs. So yeah I’m probably focusing on the negative and the sexual tension.

But to be really real- The main reason why Miacho is a superior ship because it’s absurd. Tucker is a loud and brash individual who says horny shit 24/7 and would bang Mianite just because he could. It’s funny, it’s light, but it can be heavy and really good for an in depth character study if it needs to be. I think it’s fresh and it’s fun as hell.

[mianite-3-unofficial]

Merry and Bright

Authors note: I’m not usually fond of holidays. They’re always stressful and make me anxious. But I wanted to extend a happy holidays to everyone who follows this blog, and has been around for the journey thus far. Thank you so much, every single one of you. This blog and all your support has been the best gift I could ever ask for. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Special thanks for @syndianites for editing and @lady-krystine for giving me character details. Enjoy!

Winter had shrouded the world. Tall, leaning acacia trees carried frost on their branches while the mountaintops and forests were swamped in heavy, wet snow. The whole world carried a chill. Even the sun seemed colder, doing nothing but reflecting off the snow, glimmering, blinding. Animals donned thicker pelts and traveled silently, any sound they made caught in the thick drifts of snow. In and out they went, staying out of sight. Even the people in the city were staying out of sight, each hidden in their house, little plumes of smoke rising into the sky, instead of beholding the bright, gleaming sunrise.

Only one person was outdoors, leaning against a building in full armor, a winter coat thrown haphazardly over his shoulders. If Jeriah felt the cold, he simply didn’t care. His eyes were blind to the sunrise, too lost in thought. Jeriah scratched his beard.

So much had changed. How long had it been. Ten years? Ten years since they went tumbling down the void and found themselves here, a world of strangeness. No technology. Materials were easier to come by, some found in the earth or pulled from the land, but most came from ruins. A huge tree shadowed the land and there were statues, faces built into mountain sides and by these strange ruins. Someone once lived here, they all knew it. Sure, Mot had claimed a castle, but the empty houses sent chills up Jeriah’s spine. Along the coast on the other side of the island, there was a humble city of tents and makeshift wooden buildings. Pirates or travelers, most of them, drawn to the island by the stories of some heroes. The four of them didn’t find the city on the first day, however.

Their first day on the island was spent grieving. Mot and Alyssa wept for Dianite, the rest of them for the world they had just left behind. They found the tents the third day, the gods the fourth. Somehow, this universe had mangled the gods beyond recognition. Jeriah shuddered just thinking about it.

Ianite took the form of a human woman, sure, with long purple hair, and a long, purple gown, but that’s where the similarities ended. She smelled like flowers and something unnamable. None of them could be around her for long, else their bodies would start to ache with the power barely contained in her false flesh. The Ianite Spark had known was so sweet, gentle, a good wife and a benevolent goddess. Sure, Jeriah only knew the benevolent goddess, but he understood why Spark was so shaken when she first showed herself to him. It was the same reason why Mot was scared when he met this universe’s Dianite. There was no suave businessman, only a shadow, a wraith, an invisible hand that rubbed salt into the wound of his grief. He showed himself in weak heat and raspy words, no true power, as if it had been siphoned from him. And Mianite…

Jeriah exhaled slowly, seeing his breath cloud before him. Ten years. Now the tents had turned into a proper city, bustling and prosperous. Ten years. Alyssa was a young woman, the strongest person he knew. A warrior, a diplomat, a daughter that Mot would be proud of. Mot, speaking of, was nowhere to be seen. And yet Ianite said that he was okay. That was all she said. That he was okay. The portal had broken after he left and, while Spark worked on it day in and day out, no good results ever came.

Ten years. Jeriah looked down at himself. He was older, certainly, his beard and hair greying, more from stress than age, but it made him look old. So did the feeling of another Winter Festival coming and going. The townspeople celebrated in the comforts of their homes, but Jeriah had better things to do than that. More important things. He pushed himself off the side of the building and pulled his coat tighter around himself.

It was a short walk from the town to Mianite’s temple, only half a mile along the coast. The grey sea lapped at his feet, chilling them even through his armored boots. The sun slowly rose, the grey ocean turning warm pink from its ascent. Snow and sand swished under his feet as he came to the coast, the temple across the cold, choppy sea. Jeriah dragged his boat from where it was kept-- hidden in a shallow cave on shore-- and hopped into it, sending himself out to the temple. The marble shone as white and pure as snow, yet it only filled him with dread as he came upon it. He tied the boat to one of the columns, letting it bob in the ocean. The stench of plants filled his senses, mingled with ozone and some strange, warm smell. Yes, Mianite certainly was here.

Jeriah stepped into the temple, his footsteps echoing loudly. The once gorgeous gardens were overgrown and mangled, filled with hardy weeds and all sorts of plants, like asphodel and marigold, blooming in spite of the cold. The torches were burnt out, the only light in the temple from the glowstone, which gave light but no heat. The floor was absolutely filthy, white marble marred with the footsteps of hundreds of people, thousands of footsteps all going there to kneel before him.

And there Mianite was. Strong and tall upon his throne, staring blankly as Jeriah walked in. This Mianite was the most different. A god of order and the overworld, yes, but he carried no poise or care. His hair, curly and long— down to his ankles— was braided with flowers that were kept alive by godly will alone, a crown of mallow and primrose upon his head. He wore a black toga that flowed over his tan, muscular body like ocean waves and sand. In his hands a sprig of wormwood, which he plucked at, fiddled with. The god didn’t seem to care for his duties to order anymore, only nature. Jeriah reached into his pocket, pulling out a small box.

“If this is your idea of an assassination attempt,” Mianite rumbled, “I ask you to get it over with.”

Jeriah blinked, staring up at Mianite. He did not kneel.

“It is no assassination attempt. It’s a gift, for winter festival.”

Mianite looked up from his wormwood, a long lock of hair falling in his face. His beard was filled with flowers, too. Mianite made a small gesture and the box floated out of Jeriah’s hands. He watched as Mianite caught the gift, then set it on the armrest of his throne.

“There,” He slowly drawled, “Now go. I have matters to attend to.”

Jeriah blinked.

“I stil need to talk to you—“

“I said go.” Mianite looked back to the wormwood, frowning.

“No!” Jeriah snapped, surprising himself and Mianite. But for the past ten years, there had been nothing but frustration and tiredness and, now, what could he do besides this?

“No,” Jeriah repeated, “No, I’m not leaving. You’ve been ignoring me, ignoring all of your other followers, letting nature and the universe fall into chaos. Lady Ianite has been keeping order. Not you. That is your domain.”

“And here I thought you had faith in me.”

Jeriah sputtered indignantly, glaring at Mianite. His whole body felt like it was on fire, an exhausted rage making him too bold for his own good.

“My lord, you might not be my god, but you are still a version of him, and I have some faith in you. Yet all you do is sit here, day in, day out, grieving--”

Mianite stood, glaring down at him.

“I am not grieving. You… You cannot grieve for someone who is alive,” He decreed, voice thick.

“Then what is with this, my lord? Wearing black, the flowers… It’s like you have made yourself nothing more than a living funeral service for whoever these people were. And even if they’re alive, they’re not here. I’m here! So is everyone else, the people whose footsteps stain the halls. It’s been ten years. It’s time to let go, my lord. I have, I’ve let go long ago. Because I know I’m never going back home, and... “ Jeriah took in a shaking breath, feeling tears well in his eyes. Fuck this, fuck this “...And I’ve accepted it. This is my home now, whether or not I like it. This is my world. It is yours, too, your people, who are all looking up to you. There has to be something I can do to help, to get you to stop being so… despondent. Hence the gift, my lord.”

Mianite stared blankly. He picked up the box.

“Now then. What is this?”

“A gift. To try to help cheer you up. Tis the season, my lord.”

Mianite nodded, brows furrowed, and opened the box. With shaking hands, he pulled out the contents. A candle, crudely made of white wax, the wick straight, like a soldier standing at attention. Mianite looked blankly at the candle. His brows furrowed, and the candle remained unlit, as if Mianite was fond of the cold darkness of the temple.

Jeriah turned on his heel to leave, wiping his face with his cold hands as he did so. His footsteps echoed loudly.

“Tucker. That was his name,” Mianite whispered.

Jeriah stopped dead in his tracks, looking over his shoulder at Mianite.

“There was also Sonja, Jordan, and Tom. Tucker, Sonja, Jordan, Tom. Now they’re gone. They have fallen out of my sight, and I could do nothing to save them. All I could do was watch.”

Jeriah looked down at the floor.

“I’m sorry,” He whispered, voice echoing in the vast walls of the temple. But when he looked back to Mianite, the god was curled up in his throne, his face tucked between his knees. In one hand, the wormwood, in the other, the unlit candle.

Jeriah’s head spun as he left the temple, not looking back until he was safely ashore, choking back tears as salty as the freezing ocean before him.

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The forests were deep and filled with snow, the perfect place to spend a day like this. Winter festival. Ha. Alyssa felt like she had nothing to celebrate-- not since Mot left, at least. Sure, the growth of the city was beautiful, almost humbling how many people called it home, but the forest beckoned her. Maybe she could shoot something for dinner, make a stew or roast, something hot and filling for a day like this.

Alyssa held her bow steady, an arrow notched and ready for whatever might cross her path. It was a beautiful bow, carved of sturdy birch and reinforced with dark obsidian. The arrows all had a drop of dragons breath and spiders eye on the tip, a slowness potion that immobilized her prey-- long enough for a second arrow, at least.

Despite all of this, the iridescent purple string was the most interesting part of the longbow. It was made of a single strand of Ianite’s long hair, twisted and curled in on itself. Even with only two fingers touching the string, Alyssa could feel some sort of cosmic magic thrumming through her bones. The sensation felt as familiar as a hug, the feeling of the void, of Ianite. Alyssa pulled her white scarf over her mouth and nose, and crouched by a tree, waiting patiently. Ah, the winter wind over the frozen ground was such a calming noise, a haunting howl that made the hairs on the back of her neck stand at attention.

It made her feel like death was approaching. Such macabre thoughts didn’t belong in her head on what was supposed to be a festival day, a day of hope and festivity and love, and yet she couldn't shake the feeling. Death scarred her soul. Ever since she was a child. But she did have to admit, she was fond of this new world, its people-- people that didn’t seem to age, bodies weathering slowly. The cold took some, injury others, but never age, it seemed.

She did enjoy the company, though. From the people in the city Spark made, to the hunters that linger in the woods, to the hunters that secluded themselves from all people besides the ones in their stories, she enjoyed talking to them, even if they squabbled. Mot taught her how to do it properly. He was never one to deal with petty arguments. Now Mot was gone. The only answer Ianite ever gave when asked about him was ‘he’s safe’. Any more questions were met with a strange look, and Ianite saying ‘it is not my story to tell’. As if that made any sense.

Alyssa shuddered against the cold. Here again came the feeling of death approaching.

Ianite always comforted her, told her that he was okay, in a different place with Uncle Dia, who somehow wasn’t dead. Death. What a thing to think about. And even though he was alive, a part of her felt crushed with a cold weight, as if she had been buried in snow, or that there was an iron spike driven between her ribs, pinning her to the ground. He wasn’t dead. Mot lived, off in some far other-universe, but that did nothing to stop the weight from crushing her. Anything that he had left behind felt like another slap in the face. Screziato Enterprises, a castle that Mot had claimed as his own, made her feel heavy and sick, and, on some days, even the mention of the name sent her into a cold tizzy. She took a deep breath through the scarf, trying to ground herself.

Grief, that’s what it was. Grieving the fact that Mot might not ever return, and that he would never see her again. Grieving her father, her family, the life they could have had together as a big, happy family. All the things he had left behind were nothing but spectres, haunting her relentlessly. Alyssa didn’t move her hand from the bowstring.

She thought of Ianite, the day the goddess had taught her how to shoot a bow. Lady Ianite had held that bow so steady, a simple practice bow that strained and almost broke because of her inhuman strength. They shot arrows by a lake, warmed by the summer sun, all the living creatures hiding from Ianite’s strange aura. Alyssa didn’t mind it, though, the aura of Ianite felt like nothing but a gentle humming, as if someone was singing far, far away. Mot watched her shoot and said he was proud, so did Lady Ianite, and she felt as warm as the summer sun beaming down on them.

Now it was cold. Alyssa squeezed her eyes shut, then opened them. There, in a clearing surrounded by trees, a deer stumbled forward. The cold air hit her neck again. She drew her bow with the quiet hiss of an arrow on obsidian, breaths muffled by her scarf. For only a second, she thought of shooting her arrow into a tree. But instead, she stared into the deer’s glassy, black eyes, and loosed the arrow. It flew perfectly through the air, before impaling itself into the deer’s skull. The deer fell silently to the ground and laid there, still. Alyssa stared at it blankly, not knowing how to feel.

Alyssa pulled her scarf down. She walked through the clearing, to the deer laying on its side. Dead. Fully dead. Alyssa slowly crouched down into the snow, then laid down, her cheek in the snow. The deer died with its eyes wide open, an arrow now pinned between the two onyx pearls. Alyssa got up from the snow, grabbed it by the leg, and started pulling it through the snow, towards the city.

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Spark watched the snow fall from inside his home. It bathed the other houses in the city in sparkling white, now reflecting the yellow streetlights— an invention of his creation, with redstone packed into little glass bulbs and hooked up to wiring and sensors, only turning on when it was dark. The light they let off was pleasant and yellow. Or at least yellow-ish. It gave the whole city a homey feeling, which made sense. It was his home, after all, the city he built with his own two hands and years of work. Ten years, to be exact.

Now another winter festival had come. Not like the fall festival, where the people donned masks and ran all around the town, or in spring where they planted crops and sang songs that washed down the hill.

No, Winter Festival was a family affair. Everyone stayed in their houses, with the people they loved most. The sound was the only thing that slipped outside, laughter and happy voices that Spark heard when he walked down the streets with Jeriah earlier in the day. They talked about Ruxomar, their memories, and their plans to rebuild once they got home. Spark wanted to make Dagrun bigger than ever, and build more statues to Ianite. Jeriah, meanwhile, blabbered about alters and blood stuff fast enough to make his head spin, the bad mood he was in forgotten.

Now Jeriah was silently chopping veggies in the kitchen, not saying a word as Spark stared. The only noise in the house was Alyssa, humming to herself as she chopped chunks of deer meat for stew.

Winter festival was supposed to be a family affair. Spark shut his eyes, letting himself be carried off by memories. Helgrind and Martha bickering as always, Andor and Alva chasing one another around a tree lit up with magical lights, courtesy of Ianite. His Ianite. His goddess, his wife, the love of his life and the sun in the storm. A halo of lit candles would rest like a crown on her head, not a drop of wax scalding her porcelain features. Her dress was blue as the sky, but she wore a shawl of ice, geometric and fine, that somehow felt warm to the touch. And all of them— his whole family, children, grandchildren, sat around the fire and swapped little gifts, enjoyed the snow that fell on vast fields.

Spark sighed, the sound of Alyssa cursing behind him snapping him out of the memory. Never did he get any answer out of this Ianite- not his wife, but this universe’s goddess— about his family. All she said was that Mot was safe. Martha? Not her story to tell. Helgrind? Not her story to tell. His wife? Not her story to tell. Andor? Definitely not her story to tell.

Now all he had was Alyssa and Jeriah. His beacons. The only thing separating his dreams of home from the reality— that once there was Ruxomar and Dagrun. That once upon a time, he had a family. Now they were oh so far away…

Well. For now, at least. All he needed to do was get that portal to work, then he’d be home.

“Spark, you old coot,” Jeriah called, “come help Alyssa before she cuts herself again.”

“Now you know full damn well I don’t need any help!” Alyssa cried, pouting. Jeriah smirked.

“If I had known you were so good at cutting yourself, I’d have asked you to join the blood knights.”

“If I had known how big of an ass you were—“

Spark couldn’t help but laugh. God, they sounded just like Martha and Helgrind. Or Andor and Alva, bickering like siblings. But nonetheless, he walked over to Jeriah and wrapped an arm around him, squeezing him in a tight hug. Jeriah froze for a few seconds, then squeezed back. Alyssa soon joined, wrapping her muscular arms around the both of them. Sure, she was still holding a knife and had a bit of deer blood on her, but none of them cared.

It felt like they were home again.

But they weren’t.

They would be. And someday they would find their shoes on solid ground, home. Whatever that meant, they would find it again.

Snow fell peacefully outside for the rest of the night, and Spark’s heart overflowed with hope.

[correctmianitequotes]

Tucker: From now on, we’ll be using code names.

Tucker: You can address me as Eagle 1.

Tucker: Sonja, codename “Been there, done that”.

Tucker: Mianite is “Currently doing that”.

Tucker: Martha is “It happened once in a really weird dream”.

Tucker: Tom is “If I had to pick a guy”.

Tucker: And Jordan is…

Jordan:

Tucker:

Tucker: Eagle 2.

Jordan: Oh thank god.

[insane-weasel]

Mianite Fandom 2019

-Lord Mianite is just the "hot" god now

-We bring on Miacho as a ship no one wanted except one person and we just set it down with the others

-Still waiting on Mianite MMO

-Wag and Sonja are furries

-Revenge, Captain Sparklez is still thriving despite his continued worrying about his age

-One episode of Mianot

-MianiteMemes

-Mianite incorrect quotes dies

-Mianite Correct quotes is born

-Also we stand the fan artists

-Tucker played minecraft

And this has been the latest news on Mianite. For something to replace Mianite I suggest

-Hunting Optic, SMPLive and Hermitcraft

[whompwhompminecraft]

it's them

I think it’s funny that “forgive me father, for I have sinned” and “sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty” don’t mean the same thing at all

But somehow both lead to sex

[transvavsquad]

miacho = mianite x jericho

oh i mean it’s not my favorite but like whatever floats the boat

[syndianites]

Is there an actual reason you hate miacho or is it mostly just to spite Kiwi

I do a lot of things to spite Kiwi- hating Miacho is not one of them.

If I’m being entirely honest, I don’t hate Miacho, I am just so fucking tired of it.

I a) don’t ship it at all, b) roll my eyes at how 90% of the relationship is founded on the sexual tension that comes out of being completely subservient, and c) could not stand to see it as the only Mianite content on my dash board for two whole weeks.

Is it a good ship? Eh? Not really? I get where the idea comes from, but I don’t really see the appeal.

*Syn gets salty as shit under the cut*

Honestly, I lot of my dislike for it is how popular it got in general. Like, yeah, I never expected my ship (my username) to get popular because it’s not a ship with any basis other than “it’s for the good of Dianite” and Dianite showing such preference for Tom, but the rate of which Miacho got popular annoys the shit out of me.

Are we starved for content? Yes! Did I make my debut in a time where almost no Mianite fans were active, save the the lovely and dedicated M:A crew? Yes!

But I’m mostly just annoyed how many notes someone could get over writing or drawing for a ship that had no backing beyond the threads the lovely fan-creators weaved together.

I am in no way trying to take a shit on the people who did content for it- They are fucking amazing people and creators. They deserve the whole world!

All of my hate for it mostly stems from my cavernous insecurity in my own work and the feeling that if I couldn’t make my own baseless ship be popular, then was my work any good? If I can only get notes off a fucking Miacho fic, am I actually producing good content?

I don’t hate the ship. I’m neutral towards it. I hate every thing else around it, and how my own insecurities and anxiety latched onto it as a way to debase my own efforts and improvement.

Because fuck! I try so hard! I’ve improved so much! If I look at my first ever fanfiction and look at my most recent one, the change is off the charts! I’m a strong ass writer even if it doesn’t feel like it!

Anyway, *waves hand* I don’t hate Miacho because of Kiwi.

I love Kiwi lots, and I just like picking on them over the ship :p

[upadek--nieba]

Niebo znów granatowieje To idziemy na miacho Ty byś chciał ten czas nagiąć Ja mam tak samo W dyni trochę huku się zrobiło I tutaj dziękuję granatom

[whompwhompminecraft]

Have you not SEEN my Miacho tag???

sorry u guys shipping karl n mianite is the FUNNIEST thing ever

[videiradacosta]

MIACHO

No meio de tantas mudanças, camuflada entre este e aquele cadáver, suspensa por uma crise aqui e um corrupto ali, esquecida pela China que está em todo o lado e vê tudo e por uma América que já sabe até onde pode ir, a minha morte espera-me algures. É nisto que eu penso, senhores, e vocês também não se distraiam muito das vossas vidas. Lutem pelo mundo moderadamente, não atirem garrafinhas de plásticos pela janela do carro e respirem ar puro. Ontem fiz rir um aluno ucraniano refugiado. Apontei para uma bola e acenei com a cabeça como se o questionasse "isto lá na tua terra é o quê?" Percebendo a intenção, respondeu "m'yach". Naquele momento ia a passar um corpo mais roliço e eu disse baixinho "Miacho". O que ele riu, meu deus.

[the-moon-pal]

2R Miacho

Lil smoochy

[mianite-3-unofficial]

Reminiscing of Home and Other Loved Things

It was around 9 am when Gijsbert opened the door again, let him come in for real. The whole time he was sat in front of the door, trying to do something with his magic. He could feel wisps of it, craving to do something, but it wouldn’t take a shape.

Dianite left mere minutes after Gijsbert shut the door, but he stayed. Maybe today they’d work on more complicated spells, start to touch on teleportation in between worlds. Every bit of him wanted nothing more than to go back home, to the savanah, his house overlooking the world. Back to his Mianite— the one that cared, protected him, even.

But none of that- no teleportation spells. Now he was moving his hands around in stupid little circles, trying to will a fire to start in his hands. At least with blood magic he had a medium to work with, something to focus on besides the vague idea of a fire springing to life in his hands. Stupid fucking flames, blue, orange, whatever. All he could imagine was the heat and the painful burn of flesh. And the scent— oh, the scent was poingent, boiling flesh, scorching flesh, burning things—

“Stop. Your hands are starting to smolder,” Gijsbert said. Tucker looked down at his hands, and yep, they were smoking, blisters already risen on the palms. So the pain and the heat wasn’t imaginary, at least. That was a step one. He groaned in frustration, far past the point of pain, lowering his hands to his sides. Gijsbert shook his head, and with a wave of the arms, summoned a rod of ice, about a foot long. He snatched it out of his hands, sighing as the blistering heat began to fade. Sure, it was almost painfully cold in his hands, but comforting nontheless.

“So while we’re taking this little break,” Gijsbert said conversationally, “tell me about the other world.”

Tucker crouched, then sat himsef down on the floor. “Uh- Ruxomar?”

“No, the one before that. The one you so desperately want to go home to. You don’t talk about it much, now that I think about it, it’s always about Ruxomar and all the things that went wrong there. You are quite the salty little pessimist, aren’t you?”

Tucker shrugged, unsure if that was true or not. Regardless, the thought of saying it aloud... how was he supposed to start? With washing up on the island with Tom, uttering the names of the gods of the first time? Sonja and Jordan arriving too, along with Ianite? Their houses, or the war? Furia? The brief rise of the shadows?

None of those places felt like a beginning. Wel, except...

“In the first world, Mianite was the God of Order,” he said in one breath. Gijsbert nodded.

“Same here,” Gijsbert reasoned, “but here he’s also the God of Music, winter, God of Many-Eyed things... the list goes on. Speaking of going on—er, go on?”

“Right.”

Tucker paused. Where did he go from here? The temple, with its huge, vaulted ceilings? The endless wars he fought for Mianite, battling against friends, creatures— no. All he could think of was Mianite himself. Tan skin contrasting against the white of his robe and his eyes, which were the color of a perfectly polished pearl. The deep voice that made his whole body feel like it was buzzing, how he was always so....

He swallowed, realizing he had said all of that aloud. Gijsbert stared at him, a little stunned. Tucker’s face felt hot, and he looked away.

“Uh,” Tucker said, “I knew him well. You can see why I want to go back, huh. We were... close.”

Gijsbert nodded, “It sounds like you really loved him.”

Maybe in the way a champion loves his God, he almost said, but his throat felt thick and raw, as if anything he said would make a dam break. And the last thing he needed was to break.

“Yeah,” he whispered, that raw feeling making his eyes water, “yeah. I think I really did.”

The silence could’ve been cut with a knife. He wished he had one, so he could cut the heaviness off of his shoulders, carve it out of his throat. But his mind screamed at him nontheless- my Mianite wouldn’t’ve betrayed me. My Mianite would’ve been there. My Mianite, my Mianite.

In his hands, the ice was all but melted. The skin still hurt. It hurt under his skin as well, his own fire having burnt into him.

Nevertheless he stood, shaking his hands free of water, and holding them out, palms up.

One day, he’d find his way home.

[correctmianitequotes]

tom: welcome to the ‘fuck mianite’ club, where we gather to say how much mianite sucks dick.

tom: but first, a few words from our newest member

tucker, sweating nervously: so i think there’s been a misunderstanding-