#mghf

[shadvamp]

today is a good day

[strwbmei]

Head empty only thoughts of Furina gagging and choking on my (non-existent) dick and leaving marks of her blue lipstick circling the base

[summ3rg4l]

May I request a platonic x reader for the main boys. Where they learn the reader is a girl somehow but before they were all under the belief she was a boy and that she didn’t care to much about her gender to correct them (like a Haruhi Fujioka situation)

I really didn’t know what to write so it’s pretty short tbh

“Wait wait wait! You’re telling that that this whole time we’ve been hanging out with a chick!?”

Cartman stares at you completely perplexed on how he didn’t see that you were a girl the whole time.

“Mghf Mghf Mghf?”

“Ewww Kenny…”

“I just didn’t think it was that important.” You shrugged dismissively and put your hands into your pockets.

“NOT THAT IMPORTANT!?!? How do we know that you’re not a spy that the girls sent to get more information from us!” Cartman narrows his eyes.

“That’s retarded fatass.” Kyle rolls his eyes and crosses his arms

“Yeah why would the girls send a spy?”

“I don’t really see why my gender matters.”

“Guys come here for a second.” Cartman ushers for the other three boys to follow him away from you. After a few seconds you hear Kyle yell. “We’re not killing (name) Cartman!”

“It’s the only way kahl! We have to kill her before she gives away all of our secrets!” He looks back at you “Hey (name). Nothing going on here just chatting Y’know.”

[salamispots]

dRAGONS

auuGHHHHH the two new dragons we see are so pretty I love how when vermithor settles with hugh you can see its eye glittering in the fire and same with silverwing but in the background when ulf steps on the fucking eggs mdfkhjgg (also silverwing just kinda nudging him away)

I love silverwing's head horns and vermithor's brow ridge/eyebrow looking horns and how silverwing's wings are kinda differently shaped/paddle looking?

also the scene where rhaenyra is just like whelp do whatever/go say hi to vermithor is kinda hellish

thinking about aemond and I wonder if he worked with vhagar more after lucerys I love hwo they did that scene where they're turning away but vhagar's still looking after silverwing/wanting to chase

edit: ngl I started cackling when I saw how big vermithor was mghf also the little lip curls

[niks-nightly]

mghf god i just need to cum on a guys cock while he chokes the life out of me

[kimbapkimbapp]

Bkdk short fic!

Summary?

They're both idiots in love who are both lost siblings and an old marriage. And class A loves to tease them (also, sassy deku)

This happens after the war, in the second-third year (does it matter lol) and yeah Katsuki and Izuku get, along?? (They really do seriously it's just teasing each other) and Katsuki calls him Izuku already. Anyways!

—Kacchan come on! You can watch it on your TV!! —Yelled an angry Izuku.

—I don't fucking care! I want a bigger screen!

—You literally have one TV stop being a jerk!

—Hah?! And so do you!

—I don't have that channel in my TV!

—Not my fucking problem!

—You're!…ugh! —He yelled in exasperation.

Surrounding them class A didn't really know if they should run away from those two or to laugh about the situation.

Of course they chose the second one.

—Yo bro why are these two fighting again? —Asked Kaminari to Kirishima while laughing.

—I don't know man, I think they both wanna see something on the TV.

—They literally are like siblings. —Said Sero.

—Me being siblings with this stupid idiot! He wish! —Shouted Katsuki.

—I would throw a microwave at you! —Answered Midoriya.

—Fucking try, you bitch!

—Are you sure you're not secret brothers or something? —Said Sero again.

—Shut up! —Both yelled in response.

—I would die before being brothers with this asshole! —Said Katsuki.

—And to think they were making progress… —Was what the class president could say about the situation.

—At least I don't prefer to watch a cooking show before an exclusive interview of the best heroes of the USA!

—Don't act like you don't like that fucking show! You All Might wannabe!

—...Still!

Class couldn't help to break a laugh. They really couldn't help it when it came to that duo, who were a perfect mix between siblings that argue for literally nothing and besties that finish each other's sentences.

—Kacchan, could you just be NICE for once and watch it in your room?

—Why do I have to be the one that goes to his room!

—Because I don't have that channel on my TV!

—Watch it on the phone then!

—It's not the same Kacchan and you know it!

—Hah?! That's why I'm gonna watch it on this gigantic TV!

—No you're not going to!

—Hell I am!

—Not if I catch the controller first!

As soon as Izuku finished saying that they both runned for their lives to the desk where it was supposed to be the controller.

But soon they realized that it wasn't there but on Jirou's hand, who was watching a random concert.

—Jirou-san!

—Ears!

—Gimme the controller! —Both yelled at the same time.

—Uh…no? —Said Jirou totally unbothered by the situation.

—Please! I'll let you finish whatever that is!

—Fucking no! Give it to me!

—Uh… First, I'm not ears. Second, this is actually boring me so here you go Midoriya. —She said while throwing the controller to him.

—What! Why him?!

—Because he doesn't call me ears and I wanna see you mad. Besides, Midoriya would kill you if you don't let him see his hero stuff, so you're welcome.— Said while walking away.

—You're a fucking asshole!

—Cry about it! —She said while hiding a little laugh.

—Jirou is a queen... —Said Kaminari.

—Shut up, you simp! And give me that, fucking Izuku!

—No! —Midoriya said while holding it close to his chest.

—Gimme that!! —Yelled Katsuki while grabbing his face as Midoriya tried his best to pull him away.

Then he had an idea and not much later than that, the blackwhip was tying Katsuki.

—Don't you mghf!!! —Bakugou lost the ability to talk when the blackwhip tied his mouth and both his legs and hands, and all he could do was squirm like a worm.

—You could've watched your programme! But now you're not going to for being a jerk! —Said Midoriya. He was not going to untie him fearing that he would take away the remote from him.

—Rule number 1, never interpose between Midobro and Hero stuff. —Said Kirishima while laughing.

—What Kacchan? You're not saying anything? —Kaminari teased him.

The truth was that yeah Bakugou was tied, but he could still make explosions. And no matter how much Aizawa prohibited him from doing that after he 'accidentally' burned one chair, he would do it if Kaminari didn't shut up.

Fortunately for both Kirishima and Kaminari, both knew that if they didn't stop, they would probably be killed, so they left the common room while inevitably laughing.

Midoriya on the other hand, calmy switched the channel to the one with the USA hero programme, while Bakugou didn't stop squirming and casually ...yelling? If it can be considered that.

It was basically their dynamic. Getting mad for the stupidest reasons, fighting a bit and then making up like the lost siblings they were.

They both liked that to be honest. They were kind of opposites, but at the same time they were so similar, reason why they got along so well (and sometimes so not). But they both liked it and felt incredibly comfortable with each other.

Izuku wasn't afraid of interacting with Katsuki like he had been in the past, Katsuki wasn't afraid of showing a little bit of his emotions to Izuku. They were improving, time to time. But at the end of the day, both cared a lot for each other and loved spending time together.

The class also knew that they were really transparent with their actions but not that much with words. They were like brothers, yeah, but some of them also realized that Bakugou and Midoriya were more like an old marriage, which was kind of cute.

Eventually, Bakugou became calmer (he would never recognize it, but he also liked the programme). And because of that Midoriya untied him.

—It was about time, bastard.

—We can still watch that cooking show if you want to. —Responded Izuku.

—Nah, this is not that bad.

—I knew you would like it! —Said Midoriya with a big grin on his face.

—Shut up idiot!

Midoriya immediately got closer and leaned his head on Bakugou's shoulder.

—Uh… Izuku?

—Wha?

—Isn't this a little bit gay? —Bakugou asked, pointing out the situation.

—No? Why would it be?

—Because you're leaning your head on my shoulder?

—And? How 's that gay?

—Whatever, at least you're not on my lap.

Immediately after saying that, Izuku leaned his head on his lap to tease Katsuki.

—Move idiot!

—Nop.

—You're an annoying bitch you know.

—And why are you caressing my hair? —He said while Bakugou touched his curls.

—That's not fucking weird! —He replied as he stopped.

—Kacchan, don't be dumb, do whatever you want to, it's not gay. Besides, it's nice when people touch my hair.

But why then Bakugou felt butterflies whenever Midoriya was touching him? Why did it felt so good to have Midoriya's breath on his thighs? Why was it so easy to get his hands lost in his hair?

Bakugou didn't have an answer, so he preferred watching the programme while ignoring the heartbeats that were growing louder.

Yo! I wrote this shitty thing at midnight so don't rlly judge it lol

ALSO English is not my first language

[flora-bigs]

Doe inhales with pleasure when Nora squeezes her thigh. "Mmm... You like my soft body, Jade? My big body?" She giggles. "Keep touching me, you're doing a great job. And talk to me... I want you to talk. Let your dirty thoughts spill out." Doe bites her lip.

her big body... Doe is much bigger than Nora, chubby from the arms to the calves, and Nora... likes it. there's more to grab, and she leans forward to grab away, reaching her arm over Doe's waist to span her wide hips...

"Mghf. I, I like your curves... you're so warm, and. and..." she struggles to come up with more, but needs to multitask, running her hand up Doe's chubby side... "I want to. I want to please you... want to, uh," bite you. fuck. "I want to... to feel y-your, hh... your, your w-weight on top of me..." she stammers out the last part, squinching her eyes shut and burying her face against Doe's arm in embarrassment. "I want you to touch me..."

[cy-at-night]

*Cy moans and clenches at the ground* mghf~ th-thank you-

*Cy stirs early in the morning slowly beginning to wake up*

-@confused-sorcerer

*Eris is still purring, Their undone hair falling around their shoulders*

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[angel-rps]

[I grunt softly, pulling you closer as my tongue presses roughly inside you]

mGhf~

[It's early in the morning when you feel gentle stirring, and warm breath against your neck, your state too groggy to open your eyes]

[I huff softly, rolling over in your direction.]

Mnfh..

[juminsmysticmc]

Greetings!! I'd like to request the rfa in a school setting (like high school or college) with Jumin & MC dating! Perhaps with the rfa as a charity club & their realtionship was kept secret in order to maintain the group's dynamic (or somthing). If you don't like the idea, please feel free do as you wish with it!

High School AU/ Jumin x Mc hide their relationship to maintain the charity group’s dynamic

Of course I like the idea! I love it! Have fun at reading it and tell me your opinion! 

,,Jumin…I….don’t….think….mghf….that we can…let us see….here….“ you panted as Jumin kissed you over and over again. His hands wandered down to your waist as he glared at you. ,,Ever since I saw you laughing together with the other boy from your course….I feel like that….“ he tried to explain and kissed you again. When he let you catch your breath again you softly laughed. ,,Dummy…are you jealous?“,,Of course…my pretty girlfriend is flirting with another boy, how could I stay calm?“ ,,Well…I need to hide our relationship, Jumin…..“ you whined. ,,Why…“ he hissed and you knew that he was thinking about V.For his sake, the leader’s, the two of you hid your relationship. It was pretty hard since Jumin felt jealousy whenever you were with someone else who‘s name wasn’t Jaehee, your best friend. Even when you talked to Yoosung, who was practically like a brother to you, he got possessive. Although, the RFA, your charity club, knew about your relationship and respected that. 

,,Guys!’’ Saeran called you when he caught you. ,,Let’s go, we need to go to the meeting…’’ he mumbled and blushed. You quickly followed him, your cheeks completely red because the young boy caught you. Jumin was laughing behind you, he was pretty amused to be honest. But his smile quickly disappeared when he saw the pictures on the wall in the group’s private room. ,,Do you guys want to explain this?’’ Jihyun asked them and pointed at the pictures which showed you and Jumin kissing and hugging each other with a lot of passion. Jumin didn’t mind that someone saw him. But he was furious that someone was trying to threaten his friends using his private life. But that thing that bugged him more was that it seemed that someone was following you. And he hated the thought that you were in danger. 

,,I thought we decided that you guys would hide your relationship…!’’ he mumbled. You bend over and said sorry to the whole group. But you noticed that everyone, Jihyun the most, were troubled. You wanted to go on your knee to say sorry but Jumin stopped you. ,,Jihyun, tell me the truth. You know something we don’t know. Tell us. Why should we hide our love? Is there something you can’t tell us?’’ he asked his friend, looking through him. Jihuyn immediatelly looked away. ,,So there is….’’ Jumin mumbled and took a picture to watch it closer. He noticed that on the bottom right a name was written on it. ,,Who’s Rika?’’ Jumin asked him and made Jihyun froze in shock. ,,Ah, so you know this person called Rika and just wanted to hide it from her. Why?’’ Jumin asked, understanding the problem right away. Jihyun wanted to go, he didn’t want to tell his group, to make the whole story even more dangerous than it was. He just wanted to protect everyone. ,,Jihyun….This isn’t just about you. You can’t do this all on your own. It’s about us so we need to know what you’re hiding from us.’’ you told him with a sincere loving voice. And so it came that Jihyun told you what it was about. ,,What?! So you’re saying that this person called Rika is a girl who founded the RFA but decided to leave the group before we came in because she decided to help people in her own way?’’ Saeyoung asked him. ,,There’s only one way to save this charity club.’’ ,,The first one would be to change the name….’’ Zen answered when Jumin was about to present his idea. You and Jumin went to the teachers and asked them if you could use the speaker for three minutes. 

In these three minutes you explained the whole school what you charity group was for and that the two of you were in love. You told them that you tried your best to hide it but that it came impossible with the time. ,,We want to support people who can’t enjoy their love. None should hide their relationship just because other dislike it. We learned it today after we got blackmailed. We want to support you. Girls, love your girlfriends, boys, love your boyfriends. Love whoever you want and if you can’t love them, come to us, we will help you.’’ you said. ,,And who ever blackmailed us, try to hurt us, to scare my girlfriend, and I will slaughter you….’’ Jumin whispered. The two of you used up your three minutes. While everyone in the school was cheering for you, your group was happy that the war between you and Rika began. Even through Jihyun was worried, you were happy. ,,I’m sure we can win this fight!’’ you smiled and kissed Jumin. 

On the other side, a blonde woman began to yell and crash her surroundings, throwing a knife into a picture, the RFA’s picture. ,,I WON’T LET YOU WIN THIS FIGHT!’’ she yelled.  

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[angelssfeathers]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY MGHF-

I THINK I FUCKED UP

[starflowertresures]

MGHF,

ABBA God..

Upon this day at 5am.

And furthermore; graced by thy peace here now.

Roof over my head.

Present is I, a young fellow.

Blessed so very much!

God is Love .

Love is extravagance, gracious and beautiful.

I study, seek in prayer , BElieve.

Finding relief.

Trusting by faith ...

Goodness of God.

Onward I roll, elavated above ground.

[sheogayrath]

Me: idk how i feel about the fat jokes with Grif i mean i like him as a character but they make me feel kind of uncomfortable for Personal reasons you know

Me also: Mghf Luv My Big Fatt Boi Sonft Oreo Man