#mfw I have to play this game

[cinderthewolflady]

Got you

[lavellane]

ok can someone please explain to me the durge background. like do we know Exactly what their life and childhood was like prior to the nautiloid or do we just know that they spent the last few years being violently deranged. like. have they been fucked up for their entire lives or does being a bhaalspawn kick in at a certain point like puberty ?

[sugaryoats]

kneel before me and weep

[froody]

> be me

> the smallest most pathetic sopping wet knight in Camelot

> enjoying a nye party at uncle artie’s

> dude walks in and he’s green for some reason

> not worried about it just thought he was doing a bit

> asks to play a Yule game where someone strikes him with an axe and he gets to do it back next year

> mfw

> uncle art goes to accept the challenge

> I say fuck it and volunteer because I’m not doing anything with my life anyway

> chop the green guy’s clean head off

> he picks his head up and laughs

> says I have to meet him at some chapel so he can do thing to me next year

> I piss myself

> he lets me keep the axe so that’s nice

> what do I doooo guys

[pyrobot1cs]

i dont get how people can call sollux a loser he wins so much in the comic. i will now refresh some of these wins in the form of a greentext

> be me, goldblood mutant with x-men powers

> restore world-altering video game my powerful girlfriend found scraps of through just my knowledge of code

> form two teams to play this game. pitch flirt with my cute hemo-anon friend about it

> predict i will die

> die from vast glub

> hot fuschia princess kisses me back to life

> i have double the amount of extra lives. on account of my swagger

> beat sgrub with the rest of my session

> transported to meteor in The Veil

> be the most tech savvy troll on the meteor, explaining timeline communication on Trollian to other trolls

> robot ex apologizes to me and explodes

> in a red relationship with aforementioned princess

> princesses violet ex goes berserk

> get knocked out

> im the only survivor from the trolls that he attacked

> cute hemo-anon friend protects my knocked out body

> he drops me down a flight of stairs

> wake up

> lisp gone

> voices of the doomed gone

> fuck yes

> talk to hot girlfriend whos now a time god in the dream bubbles

> drive the meteor into The Green Sun with my x-men powers

> die again. only a little bit this time though

> half ghost now hanging out with my time god girlfriend

> fuck off from the meteor to chill with her in paradox space

> somewhere my half corpse gets prototyped

> fully alive again, also fully blind

> chilling

> mfw

[super-paper]

The Villains' Pastime: Gourmet Food Highlights

Another day, another event focused on the LOV and their targeted psychic attacks on Skeptic's blood pressure (+ ReDestro's wallet)

The event starts with the gang fully embracing the freeloader lifestyle: lounging around and playing cards, ordering premium food on the PLF's dime, and doing absolutely nothing to actually help out with running the organization they violently took over like a week ago.

Everyone praises Tomura for being good at cards, with Compress and Twice wondering how he can be so good at reading others even though most of them are wearing masks. Jin then proceeds to shout out what his hand is, solving part of the mystery behind Tomura's undefeated winning streak in record time.

They want to play another game, but Tomura shoots them down bc it's close to noon and he's hungry. They agree to stop playing cards and get some lunch, and start talking about what sort of gourmet (read: expensive) foods they should try next. Tomura breezily talks about how nice it is to finally have money to burn (he's the worst ♥️), which inevitably summons Skeptic from the fourth ring of hell to bitch everyone out about wasting the PLF's precious funds.

"Thanks a bunch~" If Skeptic murks you in your sleep, you really only have yourself to blame Mister.

No one does "endearing in a criminally insane way" quite like Tomura. 😬

Trumpet senses that things are about to get ugly (or that skeptic is about five seconds away from a full blown hypertensive crisis) and intervenes, suggesting that they play a game of cards-- If Tomura wins, the PLF will foot the bill. If Skeptic wins, they either have to pay for their own lunch or just go hungry.

Tomura (quite predictably) says "fuck that" and tells Spinner just to go buy them lunch at a convenience store.

>be me >be stuck in a secret base hidden deep in the mountains >be literally miles away from civilization and the nearest town >tfw warp gate is doing ten-to-life and warp sludge is being gatekept by the world's most toxic Ivo Robotnik cosplayer 😔 >my boss, fully aware of all the above, orders me to walk to the nearest town and buy him a frozen burrito from a gas station >mfw

IS THIS YOUR MAN, SPINNER.

Tomura lightly bullying his friends and making unreasonable requests is nothing new, but this one strikes me as hilariously mean spirited even by his standards bc it’s also implied Tomura expects Spinner to foot the bill on top of all that:

BRO FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE 😭

Trumpet eventually convinces Tomura that it would actually (read: obviously) be faster to just settle the issue with a game of cards-- Tomura finally gives in, and they settle on a game of blackjack.

Compress explains the rules of blackjack and offers to deal the cards-- Trumpet shuts this down immediately and says that HE will deal the cards, thank you very much:

As an aside, I love how utterly shameless they make Compress in these events lmao.

Tomura and Skeptic begin their game, and Tomura quickly makes it apparent that he approaches blackjack with the same suicidally reckless abandon as he does pretty much everything else:

Out of context MHA, eat your heart out.

Spinner, Compress, and Dabi all worry that Tomura has drawn too many cards and is gonna lose by default, but Jin and Himiko both express their faith in his abilities as an ill-gotten bread winner (<3)

Tomura and Skeptic both reveal their hands, and we hard cut to the aftermath where the LOV are gushing about all the high quality meat they bought on the PLF's dime while Skeptic seethes in the corner.

>Tomura

> making logical choices

well, there's your first mistake.

Trumpet tells Skeptic to stop being a hater and dig in, casually siding with the LOV now that they've won their premium beef:

Trumpet:

Like a true politician.

The lunch party continues until ReDestro enters the scene... gushing about some high quality meat he managed to get ahold of and asking the League if they'd like some hot pot. :) Skeptic realizes his life is a cosmic joke. The event ends.

Bonus Stuff:

This is starting to feel less like a case of the LOV simply liking sushi and more like a united effort to haze Dabi. Deserved, tbh.

Jin telling Himiko to eat her veggies and Compress fondly watching her eat her weight in meat......... they r SO cute wtf..................,😭

>I start joking about Tomura being the most rancid godawful tsundere in existence

>somewhere out there, apollo draws back his dodgeball arm

He sure complains a lot for someone who grumpily indulges their every whim, huh.

[fllagellant]

It’ s so weird that Wyll has so … little to say when you’ re actually in Baldur’ s Gate . Why isn’ t he trying to check old places he remembers being at . Why isn’ t he wondering where a shop has gone or why they changed the gates at a park . Why isn’ t he trying to talk to old people he knew . Why isn’ t he trying to sneak around Wyrm’ s Rock . He would know the out of the way doors and the best hiding spots . Why doesn’ t he demand to visit his family estate and see if anyone there has managed to avoid a tadpoles fate .

+ the fact the game ( if you break the pact at least ) REALLY doubles down on Wyll only doing it for his own power play but what if you had quest to help his father ( or himself ) secure power again in Baldur’ s Gate . Why is there no “ steal these documents from Gortash to learn where Duke Ravengard is “ why is there no “ Expose lies to the Baldur’ s Gazette “ quest to help make the citizens start to look down upon Gortash . No infiltrate coronation ball quest at all ????? Why is there NOTHING ..

Also sorry . Mizora does not need to fucking be at the camp . “ Zariel’ s protection “ means nothing . I don’ t even get a persuasion check to try and make her go ? Not even one intimation check ?? You can go to the house of hope but you cannot find anything that might force Mizora to Go Away ? The fact she starts to fuck with people like Florrick to try and ruin Wyll and she’ s always back at camp ??? Would have made more sense if she wasn’ t there at all .

Mfw I get to Baldur’ s Gate the name of the Game and it feels like a two sentence foot note

[accio-victuuri]

some february fake rumors 💭

i am referencing these two contributions here & here. while we’re preparing ourselves for the chaos of xz’s mfw appearances, let’s enjoy these sweets first!

i’m using a very sexy xiao laoshi just because… 🤷🏻‍♀️

the first one is so funny and nostalgic with how it was presented. usually, fake rumors are in conversation form or in paragraphs. or, at some point, there is a story and then OP will include stick drawings to better explain what’s happening. this was popular when the topic are unofficial bts content before the videos were released.

this contribution tho only had the stick figure 😂😂

you can clearly see what’s the “story” here. lol. the two of them were caught by someone. this is not the first time a story like this came out but seeing it this way is entertaining. fans are also pointing out what they are doing, the faces are so close! kissing! 💋

the second one goes back to the usual format of conversations.

the first part is a staff telling yibo that be brought so much and then wyb says he doesn’t have the car to carry the stuff. he also said he has divided it, to which another staff says it’s easier for them. they tell wyb that he should eat more mandarin oranges.

wyb: Yo, you’re back

wyb: Come on, I brought everything with me.

xz: If I don’t eat, I’ll stay up late tomorrow and die of swelling.

xz: gone

🏃🏃🏃🏃

wyb: Look at me going all the way here and you’re ignoring me.

xz: Aren’t you pretty good at the game?

wyb: That's different

xz: Why is it different? Please explain it carefully.

wyb: Fierce me 🥹👈🏻Brother x, look at everything about him

xz: 🙄🤛🏻

wyb: If you don’t eat carbohydrates, your temper will get worse.

LOL. Years later, WYB is still worrying over XZ and what he eats lol. and how WYB wants all of XZ’s attention, and his gege playing along. I can imagine him saying “please explain it”.

staff 2: 🍊 So delicious

staff 1: I’ll take two more

xz: You guys eat so much

xz: Come, come here

i love how wyb’s love language is giving gifts, and it shows here. this is allegedly a fake scenario during the CNY holidays, and ofc, Bobo won’t forget gifts for XZ’s staff as well! what a good brother in law!

🚪🚪🚪🚪

I don’t know anything. I only know how to eat. You can talk wherever you like. Where can we go to talk? We'll make up soon anyway.

🚪🚪🚪🚪

xz: Okay, I won’t argue with you anymore. I went back to take a shower and sweated all over.

wyb: Then I’ll go back too

xz: You eat here and eat with them

wyb: I’m afraid of getting swollen even if I don’t eat.

xz: Okay?

wyb: ☺️☺️🥰

wyb: Withdrawal ✋🏻

wyb: You should ☺️ take a sip to reduce swelling.

xz: you😂

xz: Is it okay if I ask Brother A to buy red beans for me?

wyb: Let’s go upstairs☺️

The use of the door here and this commentary from the OP made fans think of the “drawing” from the rumor i discussed first. It’s like OP is implying that he was only there to enjoy the food from wyb. The previous convo looks like the two are bickering, but they will be sweet later. make up soon? what does that mean? Did OP see them kissing?

P.S: if you have a weibo account, please like all the comments with yellow circles in this xzs new post. take this as a reminder to do the same for the MFW posts in the coming days. 💪🏼 we have to show our support! XZ will most likely post on IG too, so this is your reminder to follow him.

-END.

[sugar-masochist]

you should play ghost trick phantom detective!! why? well... *grabs your shoulders and looks at you painfully while trying to form words

*cannot form words, starts crying uncontrollably at you*

*has a heart attack and dies*

>mfw when i get magic ghost powers and a lamp talks to me

*reverses time 4 minutes to complete a series of rube golberg-esque decisions that stops me from having a heart attack and dying*

Yeah so it's just like, a really good game. The music is absolutely banger!

[saltminerising]

sorry gonna have to format this as a greentext cause this is just so comically bad it makes me want to laugh and also die

> be me

> rediscover flight rising after a few years of not playing

> log onto old account, find all my childhood dragons + items, start having a blast

> 3 weeks in, remember i'm an adult now with adult money instead of being a broke 13 year old

> decide to splurge a bit, spend $50 on gems, have the time of my life getting to do everything i wanted as a kid including making dream dragons with genes/apparel i could never get before

> start to genuinely get into the game for real again, log on every day, chat on the forums, make friends, so happy to have all my old dragons + retired items i'd collected back then, absolutely balling

> be me, 2 weeks later, sitting down at desk after a long workday, excited to play more

> try to log on

> account closed

> confused. send appeal. get response.

> apparently made another account when i was 13 that i genuinely have no recollection of. been living in the same childhood house with the same internet provider, so still had the same i.p address

> no response when asking for alternate accounts details, just get told i can go ahead and make a new account if i want

> that was a week ago

> quite literally had no idea about the decade old multiaccounting, so genuinely did not think i was at risk in any way and spent weeks investing time love and money into this game without knowing

> had also loaned 2 really nice people's dragons for a breeding project i was doing, which i'd done with the full belief that i'd be able to return them

> mfw i realize dragons, apparel, items, achievements, treasure, and money i spent on gems are basically gone forever because of a single alt account i'd apparently made a decade ago and had no memory of creating

> mfw i realize 2 innocent people are now not gonna be able to get their dragons back from me because i had 0 warnings or signs that my account was at risk

> mfw i realize i'm literally never getting childhood account back

do sort of wish they would've closed my account in the month they had before i dropped $50+ on this game and loaned dragons from others 😇😇😇 #flightrisingbestgameintheworld

previous greentext anon would also like to state i did make a new account just so i could contact the two people i loaned those dragons from and explain the situation. i'm planning on purchasing gems one last time just so i can send it to them to make up for this, considering they were unfairly wrapped up in this and are presumably never getting their dragons back. after thats sorted out... hasta la vista sornieth ✌ those were a very fun few weeks of ignorant bliss and i genuinely want to play more pretty bad, but i'm not gonna spend hours grinding and spend god knows how much money trying to rebuild all that again.

[katyspersonal]

Given what I learned yet, the choices in this game are not between good or bad but between how EXACTLY things will suck xD

It’s quite interesting that the other schismes besides the Golden order seems way more screwed and dark.

I mean a lot of people are : « yeah join the golden order ! Marika’s religion ! Let you be guide by grace and the 2 fingers! »

So i’m not like really on this sides because smt is definitely wrong and there’s a reasons a lot of people might hate them but…

Right now they seems way more chilled and a better option than the demonic flames that made people go crazy 💀 the bloody finger stuff or the heretic of the volcano manor who did horrible stuff too…

[beevean]

Nuke Sage. She brings nothing to the table lol

So far, she really hasn't.

I know that many people love her. Some love her arc, how she develops emotions and the need for a familial bond. Others love how efficient she allegedly is, how utterly loyal to Eggman she is even after she grows a heart. I know this, but there is nothing about her that appeals to me. She's bland, quirkless (she supposedly told Eggman one joke, offscreen), repetitive in her dialogue, the discount copy of Rei Ayanami and more blatant about it than the Death Egg, and her sacrifice for the sake of her "father" was literally nullified twice over.

Oh, you enjoy her because she develops emotions? Gamma is literally right there. And his sacrifice stuck. And I got to play as him and experience his change of heart. Frontiers' story is just a half-baked SA1, and that game already needed more time in the oven. no you cannot @ me.

And we talked multiple times how she's actually not as impressive as the game makes her out to be, and by all means, Eggman should have lost his patience the moment she kept insisting that he needed to team up with Sonic, like he did when Infinite disappointed him one too many times. mfw in the Japanese script, Eggman ends up saving himself from Cyberspace because Sage is that incompetent lmao

And the writing itself flipsflops between "Eggman is only proud of her because she's so impressive that it shows how great he is" (mostly in the missable memos) and "Eggman genuinely cares about his daughter and cries when she has to die and call her his daughter and adorable and holds her hand in the DLC and genuinely ponders whether she likes being called 'she'." It's... forgive me for the joke... wildly inconsistent :P

^ the thing is not that he assigned a gender to a creation of his, because he calls most of his robots "he", it's nothing new. The thing is that he actually stops in his tracks and questions if Sage would prefer "she" over "it". It's that he cares about her opinion, when by all means he shouldn't give a single shit about an AI's preference.

Then you add how fans, already juiced up over years of discourse on Mr. Tinker, took this undecisive writing and decided that this is proof that Eggman was Not So Bad After All, that he has a good heart deep down, that this sudden love for his "daughter" is what finally makes him human and tridimensional! They Fixed The Bad Character! Now yes I shouldn't base my opinions on the fandom, but as I said, if Flynn's intentions were to paint Eggman as a self-centered creator, he did a very poor job, because there is a reason the voice director ordered Pollock to sound like he was in tears when he said lines like "I understand. Go, fulfill your function".

And the kicker? Sage hasn't made a meaningful appearance yet. She cameo'd in MOSTH, looking sad and red/black instead of blue/white, and she's nowhere to be seen in Eggman's dreams in Dream Team, which lowkey implies that he actually doesn't love her as much as it seemed like in Frontiers.

but in the Takeover that everyone will take as gospel, Eggman says that she is the reason he keeps existing. Who wrote that. How can you put those words in that order in Eggman's mouth. And fans not only gush about how cute this is, but roll their eyes that Sonic is bored at this wildly OOC display of affection.

Sure, as a character she barely existed for one year, there's plenty of time for her to come back and finalize Eggman's direction. But yeah... so far she hasn't done anything to ingratiate me.

[haha-artblog]

Mfw some nerd with a gun isn't helping me get this gas mask off

I cannot wait to get photos of myself being a silly goofy dentist man so I can draw them and show you guys hehe

Anyways! It's Just The Gas is so fun to sing and act out hehehe Orin is so fun to play :D

Like my art? Wanna support an artist through college? I have commissions! (And a game!)

[wakeupshadow]

MFW

I realise I have no will to study, play guitar, sing, write songs or literally anything, read books, go out, meet people, talk to people, play games, use c ai and NONE OF IT IS ACTUALLY WORKING ANYMORE

And i just sneak my 'sharpie' to the bathroom to cvt every night and don't sleep at night and sleep till noon and literally get nothing done.

If I am on tumblr venting..... it's BAD.

[dino-regressor]

Late night posting (I cant sleep sigh)

Mfw I slip out of regression and go, "oh my god theres sm fictional ppl who are so cgcore" (I say this as whenever i play the game/watch the series they're the character i feel most comforted by) anyway, list of fictional cgs I have below the cut HEKVP (I LOVE MY CG THE MSOT THO!!!!! ILYSM PAPA!!!! :D)

>> Folly (regretevator)

` Probably only nice to her little

` Protects her little from bad dreams

` Calls her little sweetheart, darling, tiny, ect.

>> Pest (regretevator)

` steals stuff for his little (oh god lets not steal HELP)

` Loves to spoil his little one

` Clingy caregiver probably

>> Marc (Fisch) ((I BEG OF YALL. .. MERCY,,, ON MY SOUL....))

` Such a fun caregiver ngl

` Probably lets his little sit in his lap and help him fish

` loves taking walks with his little

` calls his little Guppy, little fish, tadpole, lil guy/gal, ect.

>> Sanford (MADCOM) ((I'm bias.))

` Overprotective cg probably

` GREAT COOK.

` Loves to read bedtime stories to his little

>> Tisha (Dandy's world)

` Absolutely loves to make up fun games for her little

` Always makes sure everything is clean for her little

` Not that strict on rules, but still sets them

>> Cole Cassidy (Overwatch)

` Mr yeehaw man (he loves to buy cowboy/girl attire for his little)

` matching cowboy hats :3

` Loves, and i mean LOVES, giving his little piggy back rides

>> Reaper (Overwatch)

` More calm cg

` Probably focused more on keeping his little one safe

` Sneaks his little one sweets at times

>> Sebastian Solace (Pressure)

` gives discounts to his little

` Make sure to guide his little to the areas with the LEAST monsters

` Loves to hold his little any chance he gets

>> Kinito (KinitoPET)

` Makes kid-safe activities for his little

` Teaches online safety

` Loves to draw silly pictures along with his little (he saves them in a folder)

>> Tengen Uzui (Demon slayer)

` Spoils his little (part 2)

` Makes sure his little is always 'flashy'

` Scary dog privileges

>> Gabriel (ULTRAKILL)

` Scary dog privileges (part 2)

` adores whenever his little babbles

` treats his little like a divine

>> Sword (PHIGHTING!)

` energetic cg!!

` Loves to go on adventures with his little

` Weekly stuffies if his little behaves

>> Shuriken (PHIGHTING!)

` another energetic cg!

` Loves to pull pranks with his kiddo

` Rambles about bugs to his little

oh my god im gonna add to his late, I've been writing for over half an hour LOL

[pineappleciders]

mfw i just realized you do ddlc things too..

monika with a clingy reader?

👉👈

MONIKA with a clingy reader headcanons

she'd try to encourage you to do things on your own and stuff but she ultimately gives up,, it's not that she doesn't mind spending time with you she just doesn't want you to be co-dependent on her

walks into every room with you at her shoulder and when asked why you're here she's like yeah i'm their emotional support animal /j

always very reassuring that she'll be right back when she gets up to grab something

monikas kinda used to having people around her and talking to her a lot so she doesn't mind if you follow her everywhere

if you physically cling onto her/hold her hand she won't push you off and really doesn't mind!!

feels really bad if she lets your hand go to write something and apologizes

sometimes she feels like a babysitter with you and sayori trailing her all the time,, but not in a bad way!! she admittedly likes the attention

she can be kind of clingy sometimes, esp if you two got into an argument or if she's just feeling down that day,, so lots of time will be spent together just playing games and talking