#mf ghost meme

[majozzz]

Came on tumblr just to post this meme I made and disappear again

Left side is actually fanart! Artist is called salts on X / Twitter! Check them out

I saw this on insta first and thought it was official art at first 💀 but it’s really well drawn and probably the best he’ll ever look in the anime…

[pickedpiper]

The guardians

[nbnaruto]

Memes that only make sense if you live in my brain, Danny Grayson edition

Edit: no amount of begging or growling will get me to write. There is no fic. Feel free to write anything based on my brain worms tho

[amane-by-together]

classmate one: hey dudes can i copy your homework? i didn't do mine

classmate two: oh sure bro—just get the main idea so the teacher won't think that you copied

the assignment:

[probablyaseamonster]

My paranoid ass, thinking I'm gonna get murdered at any time any time I go outside but even sometimes within the house, getting back into TMA because "nooo, it won't affect me" *pointedly doesn't listen to s1 episode 3 on rebinges*

Goes to the bathroom at 1 AM (the night is the only time I'm actively safe that's my excuse), housemate left the window open (not such an issue now that it's spring), *fucking distorted noise that seems logically to be emanating from a car but is NOT A FUCKING CAR SOUND IN ANY SETTING and also sounds stupidly fictional like a common SFX to boot*

"Ah, so this is when I get killed. They gonna frame this as a suicide aren't they. And goddamnit my hair is doing the anime mom thing I explicitly do Not want to be the fridged trope but I guess my protests were always ignored. I wonder if I have time to write up a will or if they're coming any second"

And being CHILL about that shit-?

[nobidoodles]

"Oh if the house is haunted why don't they just move out?" Because i'm not about to be punked by casper's bitch ass out of a house I PAY RENT FOR.

You got me ALL the way fucked up 😩 the ghost can sit pretty for me or catch these hands, i'm not playing he's going to need a priest for ME.

[mothmanssweetsucculentass]

BEN Drowned headcanons

Finally I’m getting around to posting my current standing BEN Drowned HCs! The ask I got a couple weeks ago definitely motivated me to finish this finally lmao.

Trigger warnings for: Mentions of death, manipulation, suicide, drowning, violence, and the general mature stuff you should expect from the adult side of the Creepypasta fandom. There are NO CENSORS BEYOND THIS POINT. Read at your own risk.

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ageless/has kinda always existed since the internet has been publicly accessible

It/it’s pronouns, occasionally caught using they/them and even rarer he/him

Manipulative as fuck

Malewhore mansplain manipulate

Literally makes up a huge chunk of its personality idk what to tell you

Will doxx you

No seriously if you catch its attention you’re getting stalked

Stalks potential victims through the internet

Finds potential victims on forums and the “dark web”

Often goes after people who are heavily depressed and/or suicidal

Thinks it’s funny telling people to off themselves

Like fr its favorite hobby is basically being an average redditor

Probably the WORST mf to date out of all of my interpretations of Creepypasta characters

Gives zero shits about anyone besides itself

Seriously it does not care about you Y/N RUN!!!!!

Lies lies lies omg loves lying so much

Lies to get what it wants

Master “hacker”

If it’s stalking you say goodbye to any and all digital important things you have

Say goodbye to your laptop too

And switch

And iPhone

It’s all getting bricked by BEN if it finds it funny to do so

And it probably will

You like sleep? Too bad

Woe, nightmares be upon ye

Gaslighting KING. Deletes messages between you and people in your life on purpose

Has extensive knowledge of internet culture and video games

Knows every meme ever

Has created most of the “video game” Creepypastas as their own personal “proxies”

Sonic.exe, Smile.jpeg, The Princess, etc, anything inhabiting digital media that torments people, BEN is the one behind it all

Finds friendships useless but respects Slenderman enough to continue being a proxy for it

Got bored of tormenting the other pastas pretty fast, generally avoids them unless slender tasks it with giving specific info pulled from the web to the other pastas (news articles, police reports, locations, etc)

Out of all my HC characters BEN is probably the most serious/grimdark/gritty, I prommy not all my blorbos are as mature and serious as BEN

Takes on the form of a late teenage boy’s body, waterlogged pale skin, constantly glitching and dripping water. Speaks in at least five different voices/tones at once, including robotic AI voices

Only physically manifests to scare the fuck out of people

Stans Hatsune Miku

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!

All these HCs are for BEN! Not Ben!!!!

Because after much deliberation I have decided that yeah I kinda do want some of the old BEN middle school me liked to fuck around with. So without further ado, here’s my Ben headcanons:

Created BEN as an AI program for when he can’t be at his computer

BEN is kinda like their “avatar” for the internet

He/they pronouns

Roughly about 20 years old, give or take a few years

Died in the mid 2000s

Sort of??? A ghost?? Like a fusion between a ghost and zombie

Like is obviously a corpse and can kinda go in and out of corporeal and non corporeal form

Has the skin tone of a freshly drowned corpse, but isn’t constantly dripping water

Eyes constantly leak and drip with blood tho. Tissues are scattered all around his room with his futile attempts to keep the blood tears at bay. Face has a “pinker” color compared to the rest of his body thanks to how many times they’ve wiped and smeared the blood around

Similar in behavior/personality as BEN but toned way the fuck down

Like. Still enjoys tormenting people but can (sort of) empathize

Still an asshole tho

And a pervert

And a stoner

And a gamer

He’s a discord Reddit mod irl. Scummy guy tbh

Not afraid of water, just afraid of water damage on their equipment

Lives in the mansion basement

Hasn’t seen sunlight since 2004

Introverted as fuck

Prefers to be physically manifested, leaves all the digital movement to the BEN AI but can enter technology if need be

Cheats in any and all video games you play against him in. Hacker aficionado

Y’all know those fits people used to wear in the 2010s of like, cargo shorts and legend of Zelda t shirts? Almost exclusively his fashion sense

Like yeah he does have the link getup but finds it pretty tedious to get into

Does enjoy scene fashion quite a bit tho

And EDM

electronic stuff in general is his favorite shit ever

Him and the BEN AI never physically kill people, just manipulates them into offing themselves

He’s a weak motherfucker he physically cannot kill somebody

Emotionally tho he would mass murder if he could

The one thing him and Jeff can agree on

Bi, and aro. Kinda too horny and despondent to society to care for someone emotionally for more than twelve seconds

Could definitely stand to make a few friends though, and isn’t opposed to conversation if he ever leaves his gamer basement

Currently friends with EJ, Jane, Liu, Nina, and Helen

Has a tolerable relationship/mutual respect for Masky, Hoody, Jason, Puppeteer, and Slenderman

Doesn’t get along with/hates Jeff, LJ, and Clockwork

Sally sees him as an older brother figure. Unfortunately he’s a bad influence on the kid and also has no idea how to look after a child, he just kinda goes “fuck it we ball” anytime someone puts them in charge of Sally. Has taught her every swear and slur known to man. Thinks it’s hilarious to put her on the mic in gamer lobbies

“Hey dude check this out” proceeds to show you the nastiest shock video ever

Semi-fluent in Japanese despite being whiter than paper. Unsurprisingly a weeb

If he owns a body pillow he keeps it hidden with his life. They won’t be caught dead cuddling up to something like that at night

The mansion’s go to IT guy. Against his will but unfortunately if he wants to continue living in the mansion (or living in general) he has to take this role lest slenderman eviscerates him for defiance

Both him and the BEN AI have a major superiority complex, he thinks he’s way better than everyone else and is the cockiest bastard mf on the planet

Stans Hatsune Miku

[gunnrblze]

Plexiglass person back

The Rorke Ghostbusters song got me thinking, what meme songs would the ghosties be?

Kick is giving me some Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders vibes

Anyways, remember to eat, sleep, and hydrate! Plexiglass person out ✌️

Plexiglass person, my beloved! Thanks for the reminder my dear ≧◡≦ you are totally right about Kick, these are what I think the other boys would be

Hesh- Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod (if someone took gameplay footage of him running around, put it on 2x speed, this is what would play in the background)

Logan- Nyan Cat Theme by Digidudes (he and Hesh def watched stupid YouTube compilation vids with this song as kids, and it spoke to Logan I fear)

Elias- Mission: Impossible Theme by Micheal Giacchino (don’t even need to say anything I think, speaks for itself for some reason💀)

Merrick- Pink Panther Theme by Henry Mancini (no explanation just vibes, type of mf to tip toe around and rub his hands together mysteriously LMAO)

Keegan- The X Files Theme by John Beal (sometimes in the game his eyes look empty, no thoughts, and this seems to embody that to me)

Kick- Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders (totally him lol)

Rorke- Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr. (as referenced in this post lmao)

Ajax- Frolic by Luciano Michelini (the shi that played in his head when Rorke captured him and tried to make him sell out the rest of the ghosts)

This was soooo fucking funny to think about lol

[missbunnybunny]

Widow what shall i ever do with you.... Welcome to the short tales of Widow harrasing 141. König come get ya girl! 141 wondering how Widow is still alive after all the dumb shit she has done.

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*Random recruit*: What's that smell?

Soap: ye' smells like smoke.

Ghost: price most be smokn'.

Price: 's no me, lutenent.

*Gaz just walking in*: ya know half the is on fire, right?

*141 at the same time*: what!?!?

Ghost: Where's Widow? Fuckin' hell, WIDOW!

- Meanwhile, with Widow -

*Widow Committed arsene part 2#*: Ah, Que lindo día~ (Ah, what a beautiful day)

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Widow: i like cha, and I want cha. Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Gaz: Try all ya wan' ya ain't gettin' it, am winning.

Widow: the choice is yours.

Gaz: And am gettin' that 1st place, one more run and I win🏆.

Widow: Okay, I see you choosin' the hard way. *throws a turtle shell at him*

Gaz: Widow, come on!

Widow: na na na na~ Take that L , I win

** WINNER LUIGI 🏆**

Gaz: I so, hate ya

Widow: Love ya, too.

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*Random recruit: Am 20, so....

Widow: ur 20?!?

*stranger*: yeah....

Widow with a straight face: MF, you look 30.

*stranger*:.......

König: maus, that's rude.

Widow: I ain't takin' it back.

König: but am older than you.

Widow: I love u, so eso no vale madre pa mi.( so, I don't give a fuck, about that.)

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**Now, what is widow doing? You may ask. Well....**

*Widow with her hair down crawling on the floor, trying to scare 141*

Soap: the fuck?

Gaz: Oh Hell, Nah. Am not white! My black ass is gettin' outta here

Ghost: ya seeing things. Nothins' there, ya wusses

*Widow grabbing soaps leg & whispering*: 7 days.....

Gaz & soap: AAAHHHHH!?!?! * they scream in a high peach*

*Ghost looking down at Widow* having fun there?

*Widow cry laughing*: Yup.... I love it

Ghost: good, price is coming in 5

Widow: oh, is he. Hehehaha, 😈

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Ghost: Who the bloody hell melted, the frying pan?

Soap: How do you even melt it, that far?

Gaz: Half the pan is missing! did they use a bomb???

Widow:

............* slowly hiding behind könig*

Ghost: Widow... Why are you runn', Why are you runn'

*Widow running for her life*: am sorryyy! I don't know how it even happened.

Ghost: Widow what the fuck! * runs after her*

* Widow's war crimes against the kitchen continue. Who will win? Stay tune, until next time*

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Well, folks, this the end of my tadtalk....hope ya enjoyed. Tiktok be giving me meme and crack ideas 🤣. Until I come back from the dead and we meet again. These are just a few reasons why widow should never be allowed in a kitchen. I mean, like, NEVER!

Also, should I:

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[pearldog30]

How the guys would react to you waking up starting your period.

soap, ghost, Alejandro, Rudy, Alex. Alex doesn't get enough attention

All right y'all y'all know what time it is. HC TIME FOR ALL THE BOYS! okay I know I said I was going to do soap next but... (I may have or may have not woke up and had a heart attack cuz I thought I started my period and this idea came to my head so here you go) Also I don't know/forgot if someone has already done this but if you have please send me the headcanon so I can look at it 👀

Other works 👉Master list

this one's going to be 18+

Warnings| period cramps, blood, mood swings, mentions sex period/Sex

Let's be honest here, real quick they all know what a period is. they've worked with women/probably have women in their family. (although some of them don't know the ins and outs of it I will give them that)

Ghost 👻

Now as we know this man has never been in a relationship before, that is until you came along. now Simon understood the gist of a period because he works with some other females, and they would sometimes complain to him. (he would get very much annoyed about it btw) this poor man did not understand the true side effects, and how bad it really gets until he got with you. he never got annoyed at his female work associates again

The first time it happened of course! It had to be in the very beginning of y'all's relationship, and on one of the very rare nights Simon would let you sleep over at his place. you get abruptly woken up from who none other than your big boy Simon and before you know it Simon's budging you to get off the bed. so he can clean the sheets, and make sure it doesn't stain his bed. (did I forget to mention you have no idea what's going on, he just kind of dragged you out of bed. and you didn't realize until after you felt blood running down your leg.) and that's when Simon just so happened to notice as well. and get a shower ready for you since you're still very much dazed with sleep, you just kind of follow him into the bathroom no words have been exchanged but you did feel absolutely terrible, and you figured he was pissed off, and annoyed, at you with how he woke you up. but little did you know while you were in the shower, he was actually making you a nice hot cup of tea and getting his bed all comfy for you again.

As you got back in bed, you felt one of your terrible period cramps hit you, you couldn't help but just grunt in pain at the unexpected cramp you were just hit with. and Simon being Simon that has to follow you everywhere noticed it, and got real concerned. (and this day was the day, he realized how bad cramps can get and how fuckin Moody you can be!) he reached his hand out to make sure you are okay, but you just slapped it away. and him being the smart ass he is (which I 1,000% see him saying this) "would you like me to stop by the store get you some chocolate, i don't know what y'all women need." (you know that meme were Simon is just looking at soap while they were in the car in Las almas yeah that's the looked he got when he said that)

let's just say he never gave you a smart-ass comment again, while you're on your period.(but fr though he is a good BF/husband/fiance during that time of the month it just takes him some time to realize what you need/how yours can be)

Soap 🧼

Soapy boy you're next not going to lie this mf has no clue at all at what you need/what you want he's so lost (unlike Simon that knew a tiny bit. soap only knew the blood part, he didn't even know cramps or any of that stuff came with it.)

This was one of the times soap was actually fully home, to be with you for a little while. (because he fucked up his leg, while deployed trying to prove he could win a bet against Alejandro.) since today was the weekend you were off work, so you decided to sleep in with your lover, and enjoy the time you had. As you were sleeping surprisingly soap had woken up before you with a little bit of a problem "cough" "cough" "horny boy" "cough" so of course he decided to gently wake you up with nothing, but SOME GOOD OLD MORNING FASHION SEX. as he scooted closer to you he couldn't help but feel a wet spot on the back of your butt, and on the bed, he looked down to see what it was and. (Low key freaked out not expecting it at all) as he very much rudely and frantically woke you up "what Johnny" you say very pissed off with how you were woken up. "hen there's blood on the bed" he says getting up completely forgetting he fucked up his leg and fell to the floor.

You couldn't help but just stand there and laugh your ass off at him, low-key karma for rudely waking you up once you got your breath back, you realized how bad it really was. so you ran to the shower. (we've all done that at least once) leaving Johnny there to clean up the mess, with his messed up leg of course. as he very much struggled getting up, and getting the sheets off the bed, he still was sadly very horny.

as you step out of the bathroom, into y'all shared room so you can grab some clothes. you see him, eagerly waiting on the edge of the bed for you. WHEN I TELL YOU THE WAY THIS BOY'S EYES LIT UP WHEN HE SAW YOU IN THAT TOWEL. "Hen come here darling" he says in aroused tone, grabbing at you to come closer to him. so you decide to let him pull you closer to himself, and before he could put his lips on you. "no" you say booping at his nose then walking away.

our poor soap was very sad, and horny, for the rest of the day. (he definitely is not the best at dealing with this kind of stuff. but he won't let it get in the way of smexy time that's for damn sure.)

Alejandro 🔥

This poor bastard that's all I got to say. low key has PTSD from when he was with Valeria and she had hers. (And nobody knows why and he won't talk about it either)

A lot like soap He surprisingly was up before you, so he was just laying there with you enjoying the moment. as he scooted closer to you though he couldn't help but feel a wet spot on the bed sheets, so he looked hoping one of his worst nightmare wasn't true but sadly it was as he sat there, contemplating how he was going to wake you up. and then you opened your lids looking at him smiling, happy, your lover was there with you. not realizing the blood on the bed. as he looked into your eyes nervously "what's wrong sweetheart" you say in a sleepish, yet concerned tone. "mi amor you started your time of the month" he says nervously.

"oh" is all you say, before you quickly get up to run to the bathroom. so you don't make an even bigger mess. but (in old period fashion) you were hit with probably one of the worst cramps in your life. kneeling to the floor aside your nightstand, arms clutched around your stomach, tears dripping down, from your watery eyes. as you're sitting on the floor in pain you suddenly feel a warmth sitting next to you, it's none other than your lover Alejandro. he has his hands hovering over you scared to touch you. as if he touched you you could break into a million pieces "mi amor tell me what you need I'm right here" he says panic, and nervousness, fills his voice. he's never seen you this bad before, realizing he's there you put your hand on his shoulder, to steady yourself. and you just sit there in silence, for while trying to calm yourself, so it doesn't get worse. "Alejandro could you help me to the shower" you say once the cramp has calmed down a little bit.

And before you could even move he picked you up in the most gentlest, yet Swift and loving, way he could. as he turns on the shower nice, and hot for you, he also helps you undress, as he undresses himself as well. you give him a confused look, and he notices. "mi amor do you really think after that I'm going to let you be in here by yourself and not keep my eye on you" he says in a Stern yet gentle voice. and you weren't going to fight him on it, you did not feel well enough. As you got in the shower he did not let you lift one finger, he did everything. (low-key you guys both enjoyed that)

He's even more attentive, and notices everything, and also extremely nervous, during that time of the month. (just give this poor man tons of love and reassurance so he knows he's doing good)

Rudy🥺

Rudy my sweet boy, that I love and cherish. now as I said before he's been in a few relationships, so he knows his way around period. (I see him and Alex being the best knowledgeable on periods and knows how to treat you)

Now this was one of the times you were home alone, and he was on a rough mission. You both didn't know that he was actually being sent home a lot earlier then expected. so when he got home orange, and purple, filled the morning sky. as he walked in through the door shuffling his boots off by the door. walking quietly, through the home not wanting to wake you. he entered y'all's master bedroom, as he quietly opened the door. he saw you peacefully resting which just made him relax his entire body, at the site. it was one of those moments where he was just grateful to see you so relaxed.

as he slowly approached you, not wanting to wake you. he slowly lifted the sheets on your side of the bed, so he could just lay on top of you, and be grateful he was in your arms again. when he noticed the blood stain bed sheets, he can't help but sign at himself, at the inconvenience. yes he knew you couldn't help it, but he was tired all he wanted to do was sleep. so he's softly nudged you awake, not wanting to alarm you. "mi amor wake up" he said that a few more times, before you fully opened your eyes and realized it was him, and not a dream. you quickly wrap your arms around his neck, happy that he was home. and that it was not a dream. but the happy moment was soon gone, when he pointed down to the bed sheets. "God damn it" was all you could say upset, that you couldn't just soak it in the moment, and lay in bed with your love. "mi amor it's okay love come on" he gently lifted you out of bed, not wanting you to get cramps. and into the bathroom y'all went. as he started the shower, he told you he'd be right back. all you could hear was him wrestling around the sheets, pulling them off into the wash, and then putting on new ones.

And before you know it. he was joining you in the shower, helping you wash off, and enjoying the little time he gets to have with you. even if a little blood got in the way. it may or may have not ended in gentle but yet spicy shower sex that's one for you to decide either way he was just happy to be home, with you and gets to see you naked in the shower.

(he honestly is the best man, to have. anything you want let alone on your period, he's there, and is surprisingly not scared of your mood swings.)

Alex 🦿

Alex our sweet laid back, country boy (as I said him and Rudy are like the best you could have he also gives me major he grew up with sister vibes so)

One of the very rare times this happens, just so happened to be when you and Alex got the very rare privilege, to go on vacation together. since he was always gone working, he wanted to surprise, and spoil you, for being such an amazing partner to him. and being so patient, and always being there when he comes back from deployments. and so he decided to surprise you with a beautiful little home, on a private beach for the weekend that his aunt owned.

As you were asleep in the surprisingly comfy bed, of the vacation house you were staying in. Alex decided to get up early to surprise you with breakfast in bed. As Alex was finishing up breakfast he's decided to wake you, so you could probably enjoy your breakfast, and this vacation. walking into y'all's shared lightly decor bedroom, gently shaking your uncovered shoulder. you lightly open your eyes to be greeted with Alex's light blue ones. "hi baby" he starts off with but, before he could finish you interrupt him. "is that biscuits and gravy cooking" you saying in a sleepish tone, chuckling to himself. " yes ma'am it is I figured I'd make you some. now get your pretty little ass up and come enjoy this with me." you do as you're told moving the blankets, to reveal your half naked body evidence from. (the very spicy time y'all had the night before) as you stand up, you couldn't help but feel wetness down your legs. and what do you know it your period decided to say hello.

Moving quickly to the bathroom to clean up. Alex walks in wondering what's taking forever "where are you foods done" he says while turning the corner, into the bathroom, his eyes meet with you're naked body. "started my goddamn period I'll be there in a minute" you say quickly before jumping in the shower. As you turn around looking through the glass shower wall, seeing your beloved Alex sitting on the floor, with a plate of his own food watching you patiently waiting. "what the hell are you doing Alex" you say slightly concerned "I just figured you could use some company I know how clingy you get during this time of this month" he says while stuffing his face full of food.

Alex would be so nonchalant about it it's not even funny. (sorry this one was kind of short)

Anyways I hope you all enjoy this, as usual. Reading back on this I'm realizing how much it sucks but I hope one of y'all enjoys it. I thought it was funny in the moment I was writing it. Anyways Wherever you are in the world I hope you're having a good day/night 🖤 reblogs and comments are always appreciated.

[punkeropercyjackson]

Also b4 i forget to post this,Gwen and Hobie's dynamic is,in fact,canonically romantic.I love Siblings!Ghost Punk so much but literally nobody on the crew's ever said they're familial or took back Hobie being Miles' romantic rival so textually with Miles' jealousy at their interactions and nobody in-universe saying Gwobie's not a thing they're an unofficial couple.If you see them as strictly platonic due to personal experience then that's totally okay and it's very valid to hate the ship for being yet another case of black boy x white girl but i love Ghostpunk as a t4t romance from personal experience too and you can't be complaining about it if you ship both Ghostflower and Ghostprowler due to your misterpretation that Gwen and Miles are wanted together by the universe rather than defying canon to be together because that implies Miles could only ever truly love white girls and that's far more snowbunny than Hobie falling for a girl who just happens to be white(and mind you,nobody is stopping you from just making Gwen black like i do since i want her to be and Miles said to do my own thing like he does).Queerplatonic relathionships can have romantic tones to them because 'qpp' means 'outside of relathionship norms',not just 'super special strictly platonic bond'.This goes for relathionship anarchy too and Hobie's a canon anarchist and Gwen's a canon trans girl so she inherently exists outside of cisheteronormativity.You can dress up your antiblackness and transmisogyny in fancy language all you want but you're still calling Hobie a predator by implying he's 'taking advantage of Gwen when she's in a really vulnerable place' as if they aren't fucking friends and i'm giving you extra bombastic sideeyes for never saying the same for Miles even though he openly flirted with Gwen the whole movie and instantly got jealous when she just MENTIONED having a guy friend and it would be peak dumbassery of me to call him a bad person for it just like y'all do with Hobie but y'all can get away with it cause Hobie's darker than Miles and punk and therefore 'a threat' and 'not the soft sweet reliable romantic type'.It's also super gross that you guys refuse to let a transfem be loved and seen as appealing without objectification(see the Gwobie hook up allegations that aren't even by actual shippers and the 'Are these your drawings?' meme),especially when she repetadly expresses wanting to because of her insecurities,bad parental situation and social isolation.Google what 'intersectionality' means,i think it'll be a big help and help you not be one of the most annoying mfs on the planet

[pickedpiper]

What the Elsens see whenever Batter’s fruity little ass runs around purifying spectres

[newsintheshell]

📢 CRUNCHYROLL: NUOVE SERIE CONFERMATE PER L'ESTATE, L'AUTUNNO E ANCHE UN PO' PIÙ IN LÀ

In arrivo Witch Hat Atelier, Alya, Narenare, l'isekai con Dazai e le nuove stagioni di MF Ghost e After School Hanako-kun!

A luglio non solo inizierà la nuova stagione simulcast, ma ci sarà l'Anime Expo 2024 e questo vuol dire che Crunchyroll si deve portare già avanti, altrimenti non ce la farà ad annunciarci mille serie tutte assieme 😂

Ce ne hanno già anticipate un bel po', ma eccocene altre sei, niente male fra l'altro, in arrivo sempre nel corso dei prossimi mesi.

🔶🔸ALYA SOMETIMES HIDES HER FEELINGS IN RUSSIAN - In arrivo dal 3 luglio

Una delle commedie romantiche forse più attese di quest'anno, non poteva di certo mancare fra le nuove proposta estive!

Come vi avevo già accennato in altre occasioni, la serie è tratta dall'omonima light novel firmata da Sunsunsun, che ha ovviamente ispirato anche una versione manga.

L'adattamento è targato Doga Kobo (Oshi no Ko, La medusa non sa nuotare nella notte) ed è diretto da Ryota Itoh (My Senpai Is Annoying, Shikimori’s Not Just a Cutie).

Trama: Alya è una studentessa da poco arrivata che si gode la popolarità nel suo nuovo liceo, mostrando spesso un atteggiamento freddo mentre accumula ottimi voti. Ignora costantemente il suo compagno di classe nerd, Kuze Masachika, tranne quando si lascia scappare frasi sdolcinate riferite a lui in russo. Anche se lei non lo sa, Kuze capisce il russo malgrado non lo ammetta. Guardiamo dove li porterà questa bizzarra storia d'amore!

🔶🔸NARENARE -CHEER FOR YOU!- - In arrivo da luglio

Estate bella piena per P.A. Works (Buddy Daddies, Skip and Loafer), che non solo sta lavorando all'anime di Sakuna: Of Rice and Ruin, ma ha in caldo per noi ben due commedie originali tutte al femminile: Mayonaka Punch e questa scritta e diretta da Kodai Kakimoto (Katana Maidens: Toji no Miko, BanG Dream!), con protagoniste delle cheerleader. I will be there!

Trama: Misora Kanata è una studentessa del primo anno del liceo Takanosaki e fa parte della sua squadra di cheerleader. Ha vinto un campionato nazionale alle medie, ma dopo un errore durante una gara non può più saltare. Diventa amica di Suzuha, Shion, Anna, Onka e Megumi e formano le PoMPoMs. La loro nuova squadra va ben oltre il cheerleading e raggiunge il cuore delle persone per cui le ragazze fanno il tifo. Potrebbero persino cambiare il mondo!

🔶🔸NO LONGER ALLOWED IN ANOTHER WORLD - In arrivo da luglio

La storica (s)fortuna di Osamu Dazai nel non riuscire mai a togliersi veramente la vita in pace è diventata talmente meme da arrivare fino in territorio isekai, grazie al nuovo manga di Hiroshi Noda e Takahiro Wakamatsu, i creatori di Love After World Domination e de La Sirena Cannibale.

La commedia è fatta in casa Atelier Pontdarc (Uncle From Another World, Ganbare Douki-chan) e ha come regista Shigeki Kawai (Uncle From Another World).

Trama: Trascinato in avventure in un altro mondo con aiutanti carine e con dei superpoteri, penserai che Osamu abbia fatto tombola. Per niente! Direttamente da un epoca precedente i pixel, il tetro autore di inizio 20° secolo vorrebbe solo un posto tranquillo per poter incontrare il suo creatore, non per accumulare XP. Sadicamente, la sua poetica dipartita è costantemente ritardata da atti di eroismo involontari. Gettati nella esilarante e tragica vita dell'eroe più riluttante!

🔶🔸AFTER SCHOOL HANAKO-KUN (Stagione 2) - In arrivo da ottobre

Torna anche la miniserie spinoff di Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun, che su sulla piattaforma trovate anche con il titolo localizzato Hanako-kun: il doposcuola dell'Accademia Kamome.

Quello che non è ancora tradotto, purtroppo, è la serie principale, realizzata sempre da Lerche (Asobi Asobase, Given), che è anch'essa stata rinnovata per una seconda stagione, attualmente senza una finestra di debutto precisa, però.

Sia il manga originale, che la side story in chiave comica dello scolastico sovrannaturale firmato da Iro Aida, sono editi in Italia da J-Pop Manga.

Trama: Lo spirito Hanako-kun e la sua assistente umana, l'alunna del primo anno Nene Yashiro, mantiene l'equilibrio tra le forze sovrannaturali e gli studenti dell'accademia Kamome. Quando non lottano per mantenere l'equilibrio tra il mondo degli spiriti e quello dei vivi, come passeranno il loro tempo? Unisciti a Hanako-kun e Nene mentre vivono le loro avventure del doposcuola!

🔶🔸MF GHOST (Stagione 2) - In arrivo nel corso del 2024

Seconda stagione all'orizzonte anche per la serie sul racing basata sul nuovo manga di Shuuichi Shigeno, il mitico autore di Initial D.

I primi 12 episodi diretti da Tomohito Naka (Initial D Legend 2: Racer, Initial D Legend 3: Dream), presso lo studio Felix Film (Aharen-san wa Hakarenai, Otherside Picnic), sono già tutti disponibili sottotitolati in italiano.

Trama: Il Giappone inizia a utilizzare le macchine elettriche auto-pilotate e rende obsolete le macchine a combustibili fossili, nel 202X. Le più veloci automobili trovano nuova vita con il MFG, un circuito di corse automobilistiche tenuto su piste giapponesi. Gareggiano i piloti di tutto il mondo nel tentativo di vincere il titolo. Kanata Rivington torna in Giappone dal Regno Uniti per gareggiare nel MFG e per trovare suo padre. Riuscirà a vincere il titolo e a trovare le risposte che cerca? Premi sull'acceleratore e corri oltre ogni limite!

🔶🔸WITCH HAT ATELIER - In arrivo 🔜

Dulcis in fundo, annunciato anche il simulcast dell’attesissimo adattamento animato di Atelier of Witch Hat, il nuovo manga fantasy firmato da Kamome Shirahama (Enidewi - Eniale & Dewiela), che possiamo trovare sui nostri scaffali assieme allo spinoff culinario Kitchen of Witch Hat, grazie a Panini Comics.

Ancora non si sa nulla sul progetto, ma se trattato con tutti i crismi del caso, potrebbe rivelarsi un must watch al pari di Frieren - Oltre la Fine del Viaggio e Dungeon Food. Il 4 luglio si terrà un panel con il probabile reveal della serie. Da tenere assolutamente d'occhio.

Trama: In un mondo in cui chiunque dà per scontati prodigi come la magia e i draghi, Coco è una ragazza con un sogno davvero semplice: vuole diventare una strega. Ma tutti sanno che maghi si nasce, non si diventa, e Coco non ha ricevuto in dono tali poteri. Rassegnata a una vita priva d magia, Coco sta per rinunciare al suo sogno di diventare una strega…finché non incontra Qifrey, un misterioso mago girovago. Dopo aver visto di nascosto Qifrey eseguire una magia, in un modo che non aveva mai visto prima, Coco comprende che le verità che tutti “sanno” potrebbero non essere tanto certe, e scopre che i suoi sogni legati alla magia potrebbero non essere tanto lontani quanto li vedeva…

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So, I Watched "My Roommate is Hades"

Here's some reactions from me as I watch the pilot episode. Maybe be a bit of rant/long post. Told and expressed in bullet points (list).

Trigger/Content Warning: nude/naked mention (vague), all-caps, cursed image, boomer, fire (fake, CGI)

Major Spoilers: My Roommate is Hades (MRIH) [Pilot Episode]

SIR, I HAVE THOSE SAME GLASSES, WUT-

his name is Homer. like the Greek poet, Homer.

FUN FACT: Lehrer means "teacher" in German

Homer Lehrer -> Greek poet name and also surname means "teacher"? oh f*ck yeah

Matthessy? like... like Odessey? or am I just a nerd.

nice theme song ya got there - catchy

"yeah, that Hades" what other Hades would he be, your main audience are all queer as f*ck, we KNOW Greek Mythology

second time to college - good to note

first degree in chemical engineering but went nowhere? love me some "Thomas projects on his characters" content

Homer is a sweetheart, look at him in his little videos on campus, he's ready to learn, a curious poet man

over 10 years since he last went to school, m'kay

"oh sheesh" -> I laughed at his reaction to how long it's been since he was in school LMAO

yeah, some adjustment period, huh?

Homer's lighting is warm hue and Hades' lighting is cold/icy hue

"HEy-" ffs, Hades almost scared me, jfc

why does Homer look scared in Hades' POV but in his own POV, he just looks annoyed?

^hmm, interesting...

ALSO: NEW MEME/REACTION IMAGE UNLOCKED

^I'm laughing, omg-

"doughy mortal" my dude, you make him sound like a pastry

Homer says "mortal rights"

just love the interaction of Homer thinking doughy means he hasn't been working out or something & Hades is like "no, I mean you're soft" and goes on a mini tangent about how he'd die to the easy-feat crocodiles back in Ancient Greece

I have a feeling Hades is gonna talk about Ancient Greece a lot throughout this series - cause it's home

"again with the crocodiles" -> man has talked about crocodiles before, hasn't he?

Hades is an early sleeper, I guess??

^also, 3pm? my dude, that's the afternoon, no need to sleep that f*cking early

love how Hades can just whoosh into visibility from the shadows - excellent for stealing pizza from roommate

"I like my money" OKAY THEN, RICH BOI.

wait, wtf are you doing in college, you f*cking snobby pizza-hoarding mf?

Hades is just walking around with very little to no clothes on, and Homer just closes his eyes and takes off his glasses like "this f*cking dude" in annoyance

"In Ancient Greece, everyone was naked all of the time!" -> everyone in Ancient Greece was also very gay and queer, shut up

^"puppet shows-" WAIT WUT

"You keep bringing up the meaninglessness of mortals' lives." // "To be fair, you're pretty good at bringing it up yourselves."

^I HAVE PERISHED (/pos)

"that's gen z" // "I'm a millennial, I can only be depressed-"

^gonna cry, omfg LMAO

Homer being surprised at Hades' confession that he doesn't want to be here either is something to note; perhaps they both don't want to be the situation they're in, for different reasons

^something to connect over?

Hades misses his doggo

ah yus: brother Zeus says "ya kinda weird bro" and then yeets him into mortal college

"f*cking community college-" I DIED, H A-

mm, love it when Gods get yeeted by their siblings into mortal bodies to learn a lesson - very delicious trope

"yes I did, Benjermin Franklin" // "what the f*ck-"

HE CALLS HIM BENNIE - I'M SOBBING

Bennie is my favourite, omg

never pause this video - oh god

HERE, HAVE A CURSED IMAGE

^suffer with me :3

"college is useless, death is inevitable" -> you would get along with gen z, wouldn't you?

"fate worse than immortality itself" -> using this every time I have a mild inconvenience

Homer has an existential crisis - relatable

"So, upon seeing the ghost of Benjermin Franklin, something broke inside my brain."

^HADES, STOP BREAKING YOUR ROOMMATE'S BRAIN. MORTALS ARE FRAGILE; THEY BREAK EACH OTHER'S BRAINS ALREADY ON THEIR OWN, DON'T ADD TO IT

Homer being like "learning that Gods exist was a shocker, but hey - worse sh*t has happened" is my fav thing about him

^this is him upon learning the Afterlife is real

RIP Homer's Sanity, never had a chance, 2023 to Never

ah yus, Greek God eats grapes like he's posing for a statue made after him. classic Gods behaviour

FLORAL SHIRT - the flower motif continues

love how chill Hades is about the Afterlife/explaining it as if Homer didn't just have his entire worldview and reality break in half

5 rivers, Tartarus, Rive Styx - love all of this Greek Mythology knowledge

^the true gayness comes out when GREEK MYTHOLOGY

Hades doesn't know Beyonce - a true Greek tragedy

"is any of them, idk, nice?" // "eh-"

^that's not reassuring

Homer's Existential Crisis, Part II

scales of judgement, mm

...can we please give Homer a hug? he needs one.

Hades has teal/light blue fire- neat

Homer studied Greek Mythology in school? that's very gay of you, sir.

Afterlife has Purgatory and Cool Kids Club, confirmed

Hades not putting people in places cause grey areas and "too much paperwork" - relatable lmao

I just realized Hades is basically like "back in my day" with Ancient Greece

^is Hades a boomer-

^^OH GOD, HE'S A BOOMER

Homer really said "um morals tho-" and Hades gets angy

Hades complaining about the weird deal between Zeus and Menelaus(?) is funny to me

wait, Hades complaining about Orpheus is funnier, omg-

I sense some "no one listens to me or heeds my advice" angst from Hades

"f*cking artists-" laughing, crying, TIME TO PERISH

"not even mortals listen to me" -> I WAS RIGHT

hmm, a wager? interesting...

this is gonna get so gay, oh dear lord

"little man" -> Homer is short, confirmed

THE FIRE-WHEN-MAKING-A-DEAL TROPE - YUS

Immediately recognized Hermes, the casting is brilliant

gay-ass Hermes, yep

THEY'RE ALL HERE - uh oh-

Persephone is mentioned and then Hades is like "skjhfkajs- I mean, oh really? haha, how is she?"

Hermes being like "I have no f*cking clue" is funny to me LMAO

Hermes is a flirt, confirmed

^he literally winks/flirts with Homer lmao

Zeus heading a fraternity? most canon thing in canon

"if there's one thing I care about less than humanity, it's my family"

^LMAO Hades is an emo edgelord with a literal God Complex

"a living hell... in a bad way" -> why is that funny-

"I JUST WANTED TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE"

the best ending line, lmao

mm, outro

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Some Overall Thoughts

Because this is the Pilot episode, and Thomas had admitted somewhere that he's not entirely sure how to do what he intends to do, I didn't expect perfection. I was right not to. This is still a very good pilot episode, even with the random things I noticed. It does sound a bit more scripted in an obvious way. Which can be a bit... just eh. We'll see how this goes.

The different lighting choices for Hades and Homer was a nice touch. I appreciate the blue/icy lighting for Hades, as he is portrayed as a cold character. I also appreciate the orangish-yellow/warm lighting for Homer, as he is portrayed as a kind and moral character. There's even some colour themes with them, evident in their student cards. Homer has that beige theme, and Hades has the light blue theme. Hades' fire is even teal/light blue, which is a nice little detail.

The generation jokes were funny (to me, at least), but I can recognize how they'd be kinda blah with other people. Hades seems to be a bit of a boomer (always talking about Ancient Greece in the back-in-my-day fashion), while Homer is a millennial (literally says so in one of his generation jokes). Even then, still funny to me.

^But still, can be a bit flat in the humour department.

I love everyone's distinct personalities already. We have our protagonist, Homer Lehrer, who just wants to go to college and make something of his life; Hades, a Greek God who's "out of touch" with the real world and thus has been sentenced to community college; Hermes, who's a flirty, flamboyant mf with no clue who tf sent the letters or where tf they came from (even though he's literally The Messenger); and we have everyone else, yet to be seen on screen.

The family banter already (between Hades and Hermes) is 100% my fav part about the Greek Deities. Them just bickering like mortal family members would. I love it!

Some lore/theories to think about! Who sent the letters that knocked all of the Greek Deities out and sentenced them to mortality and community college? Why did this happen? Where did the letters come from? How tf did Hermes send himself a letter and then blackout like his amass of siblings & family members? What's the deal with Persephone and Hades? Why won't she talk to him? What happened between them?

What is Homer's purpose of being there, sans him going back to college for self-fulfillment reasons?

How tf did Zeus head an entire faternity so fast?

Homer being roomies with Hades is the funniest sh*t about this entire series.

I do both love and feel weary about the sitcom vibes from this. Sitcoms are funny in their own corny, classic way. It's scripted in a sorta obvious way, but there is a good amount of natural flow to it.

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Anyway: that's all my thoughts for now. Hope everyone enjoyed this lovely lil pilot. Feel free to share your own thoughts and theories!! I want to hear them.

[sagemoderocklee]

22 & 25 - 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

fave part of canon… let alone that everyone else ignores is a hard one tbh my fave parts are def not ignored by the gaalee fandom cause uh we got scraps from canon so we all like the same shit lmao

oh wait i have one—gaara crying for sasuke. this goes back to fandom at large playing up gaara being jealous of sasuke (which canonically he never indicated being) as well as just like a general dislike of sasuke in the gaalee fandom that i can’t stand

like gaara sees himself in sasuke and i think that’s literally sooooo important. it’s not played up in canon because kishimoto doesnt know how to commit to giving side characters deep inner worlds and god forbid we commit to things started in classic. and like i get that it’s all about naruto and sasuke being caught up in each other and that naruto’s the only one who can ever get propped up by other characters in typical shounen fashion but it’s deeply annoying to me because i think gaara and sasuke coulda had a sorta friendship. not like a deep friendship per say. i dont think sasuke would rlly connect it to friendship (gaara would but that’s fine) but there’s potential for a deep camaraderie that is so overlooked by all of fandom

i don’t necessarily see this one as much these days but i kno id seen it back in like 20…19? maybe? but anywyas ppl used to always complain there wasn’t any fanfiction in the gaalee fandom and the only thing to read was DR for a while it was almost like a meme in this fandom and like for a while it did hold true but anyone sayin that shit these days is bein a fuckin dick especially puttin it in the tags because there’s over a thousand fics in the tag now and myself and @ghoste-catte didn’t bust our asses hosting multiple events over the years for some mf who doesnt contribute anything but complaints to disrespect the work we did and the work various writers have done to fill that tag

there is good, quality writing in this fandom, DR is not the only thing out there to read. even if all you wanna read is porn there is literally so much of that. there’s so much of damn near everything—AUs, canon fics, tropes a’ plenty, PWPs, plot heavy fics, Boruto era if you have bad taste (joking) like that kinda thing, and then some.

so if anyones out here complaining bout no fics they a fuckin asshole and should keep that shit to they damn self

[draco-kasai]

A random DP idea

So, I recently read and finished this book called "Lost Boy" and Jamie says in the book that Peter doesn't require sleep and just takes short naps here and there.

So like, obviously my always full of fannon brain went "oh! That could be Danny too!"

And so, humans of whom breath the succulent oxygen that is ejaculated by trees, hear me out.

I know Danny being sleep deprived is prime.

But like, imagine the random shit this kid would do when he doesn't require more than a cat nap here and there?

Like- the moment he realizes he doesn't need to sleep as much anymore, bro would hella take advantage to finish his homework, then lay in bed bored out of his mind after having gotten tired of scrolling through his phone, and wishing a ghost would just pop up for once and then get sick of it and go "fuck it, i'ma learn how to chrochet"

nd a day later in the morning he just bardges into Jazz's room like "I MADE YOU A JACKET. ALSO, LIKE 7 NEW HEADBANDS. HERE'S A PLUSHY OF SATURN... OKAY BYE" or like him deciding he's gonna teach himself to bake and his family come down and bro made like a cake and 3 dozen cookies nd is just sitting there snacking on em like, "morning. I made cookies... And cake"

If we goin the DC route the Batfam just see him at random hours of the night nd r worried this kid isn't sleeping.

Meanwhile Danny decided to learn photography and just wanted some cool night shots, or hes taken up graffiti and there's this area where all graffiti artists go to paint on some walls. Danny always drops by at night cause just about nobody is there to bother him or see his eyes glowing like a mf cat, plus, he can float in peace to make bigger pieces.

This boy has so many skills he just decided to learn for the fuck of it cause he was finishing his homework too soon and he was getting really bored just laying in bed doing nothing.

Like everytime someone is surprised he knows something he's like "oh yeah, I learned that when I was bored"

I'd bet he'd have so many random facts cause he decided to look up random things on the internet.

He knows too many memes from the times he decided to scroll through his phone all night.

He'd know every feature his phone or laptop has cause he decided to fuk around with it.

He painted the whole solar system in his room or the planets and stars in perfect order cause he had just got the hang of painting and wanted his room to look cooler.

He takes up sowing cause he decided at ass crack o'clock that his costume finally needs adjustments and ends up creating a whole new costume.

The possibilities y'all.

Practically endless.