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haveyouseenthisskeleton · 8 days ago

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Characters pets

Hello, since it's coming back often, here's an official list of all the characters' pets, their names, ages, species and how they adopted them.

Undertale Sans - Wing-ston Churchill, 3 years old, and Queen Elizabird, 2 years old. They are cockatiels and were adopted from a rescue.

Undertale Papyrus - Dog, probably a thousand years old or something. It's a little white dog (or is it???) that's following Papyrus everywhere since as long as he can remember. So, uh, he adopted it.

Undertale Toriel - Pudding, around 25 years old. That's an earth turtle she found abandoned in front of her house. Pudding lives in the school.

Undertale Asgore - Bernie, a 10-year-old Saint-Bernard. Undyne gifted him to her mentor for his birthday when he was a puppy. He's an old boy now, and Asgore takes him everywhere with him.

Undertale Undyne - Mew Mew, a 6-month-old black kitten. It's a foster fail, she couldn't let her go.

Undertale Alphys - Kissy and Cutie, two 6-month-old kittens. Kissy is entirely white, and Cutie is ginger. Alphys is the reason why fostering failed.

Undertale Frisk - Fish and Chips, 5 years old, and their entire family. They are goldfish, and were supposed to be males, but turned out Chips wasn't. Toriel bought them so Frisk feels less lonely in college. They're still around.

Undertale Chara - Blobzilla, a 7-year-old golden albino axolotl. They got it from a friend who couldn't take it to college.

Undertale Mettaton - No pets, thanks Asgore.

Undertale Gaster - Anonymouse, a few months old. It was supposed to be used in an experiment, but it escaped, and then his stupid son convinced him to keep it as a pet. Sans named it, by the way.

Undertale Grillby - No pets, he's too scared to hurt them.

Undertale Muffet - Cupcake, around 20 years old, a weird abomination of a living cake that is alive by some sort of miracle. She found it in the dump Underground, and they're besties.

Undertale Gerson - Undyne Junior, a 5-year-old yellow Labrador. Undyne didn't want him to be all alone in his house after he fell down the stairs once, and Undyne Junior was the condition for him to keep his independence. His dog is trained to alert people if he falls and to help with everyday life.

Undertale Asriel/Flowey - No pets, he hurt enough people in his life.

Underswap Sans (Blue) - Peter Porker, 2 years old. It's a tarantula spider. Blue fell in love with her during a police search and since his old owner is in prison, Peter Porker is his now. Honey hates it.

Underswap Papyrus (Honey) - Sherlock Bones, 3 years old, golden retriever mix, Mary Puppins, 3 years old, black labrador, and Chewbarka, a 12-year-old American Staff. The three of them are service dogs. Mary Puppins is trained to recognize and calm down panic attacks, Sherlock Bones is a medical cardiac alert dog, and Chewbarka used to do both but is retired now due to old age.

Underswap Undyne (Abigail) - Missy, a 5-year-old disabled black and white bunny. She adopted it in a rescue. It has E. cuniculi syndrom.

Underswap Alphys (Savage) - No pets, as she doesn't have any time to take care of one.

Underfell Sans - Jackson, a 3-year-old raccoon. Red found it all alone when he was a baby and raised it. Jackson is free and wild, but he prefers to live on his couch for some reason.

Underfell Papyrus - Doomfanger, 7 years-old, a long-hair white cat, and Stormbringer, 5 months old, a ginger kitten. Doomfanger quite literally fell from the sky one day he was patrolling Snowdin, right into his hands. Isn't that how the cat distribution system works? He adopted Stormbringer on the Surface. It's a new born kitten that was dumped in the trash with his siblings in a bag. Edge is working at an animal shelter and fostered the kitten to try to save them. Only Stormbringer made it, thanks to Doomfanger, who somehow decided she would be her mother out of nowhere. Stormbringer is part of the family since.

Underfell Undyne (Storm) - Princess, an 8-year-old pit bull. She stole the dog after witnessing his owner beating her. The owner tried to get it back, so Undyne made sure he wasn't a problem anymore. Now that's her dog, and she's wearing cute little pink dresses, what are you going to do about it?

Underfell Alphys (Amy) - No pets, and hopefully she never finds one. She would be a terrible match for any animal.

Underfell Grillby (Ash) - Quetzalcóatl, a 9 year old iguana. He bought it from a breeder as it's one of the rare animals that doesn't care about his flames.

Horrortale Sans (Oak) - He takes care of the small animals in the farm: chickens, rabbits, ducks... And of the many other animals he randomly found outside and brought home, including: Baby Girl, a female grizzly that comes to visit every few months, Baby Girl, the fox... Baby Girl, the raccoon, and Baby Girl the squirrel. Yeah, he kinda forgot how he named the other ones when they appeared...

Horrortale Papyrus (Willow) - He takes care mainly of the cows and the horses. He also has an old barn cat, Strawberry, a stray feral black cat who hangs out with him when he works, but he never could pet him. He must be around 14 years old now.

Horrortale Toriel (Old Lady) - Manny and Sid, 5 years old. They are guinea pigs, one albino and one three-coloured, brothers. Oak found them in the forest, but the boys don't have any setups for guinea pigs, so he gave them to Old Lady.

Horrortale Grillby (Ember) - Cactus, a year old golden retriever. He's a service dog in training, as Ember struggles to do a lot of things because of how painful his body is. It's actually Sherlock Bones' younger sibling, Ember got him to a breeder on Honey's advice.

Horrorswap Sans (Nugget) - No pets. He doesn't want anything to be dependent on him. He helps on the farm with the horses though.

Horrorswap Papyrus (Pumpkin) - Antoinette, a 5-year-old doberman. She's his service dog and best friend. He got her from a charitable group, and she saved his life countless times. He's lost without her.

Horrorfell Sans (Copper) - Harper, a 9-year-old beagle. He's a service dog as well, helping him with the tasks he can't do with his missing arm. Copper loves him and affectuously calls him "Big Butt". He got him in a rescue and trained him all by himself.

Horrorfell Papyrus (Chief) - Doomfanger, a 19-year-old white cat. Chief knows he doesn't have a long time left with her, but she survives the Underground and the Famine, and he knows it's going to be really hard when he'll eventually have to let her go. He's helping her to eat as she doesn't have any teeth anymore. Chief is fostering feral cats on the farm too.

Horrorswapfell Sans (Bear) - Darling, a 6 years-old dalmatian. She's a guide dog and helps him in his everyday life, since Bear is completely blind. He got her from a charity organization.

Horrorswapfell Papyrus (Tiger) - Loki and Heimdäll, two chinchillas. They're two years old, and he got them from a rescue. Because of them, he's crepuscular too now.

Farmtale Sans (Sam) - He's taking care of the sheeps and goats in the farm, with Stitch, a 4-year-old border collie, and Simba, a 2-year-old Great Pyrenees. He knows as the Goat Whisperer.

Farmtale Papyrus (Ben) - He's mostly taking care of the dogs, so Stitch and Simba, but he also has an emotional support border collie, Lilo, which is Stitch's sister. Lilo is a brown border collie, Stitch is a traditional black and white one.

Swapfell Sans (Nox) - He's Doomfanger (Edge's cat) second family in secret. Nox will never tell him he actually loves the cat and sometimes locks her on purpose in his house to chill with her. It drives Edge crazy.

Swapfell Papyrus (Rus) - Spencer, a white and brown goat. She's 2 years old. He won her playing poker, and he loves her. He's walking her like a dog in the street.

Fellswap Gold Sans (Wine) - No animals. He thinks all animals are filthy and gets mad when his brother sneaks them in.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus (Coffee) - He's dying to have a dog or a cat, but Wine always finds the ones he's sneaking inside :( One day, though...

Outertale Sans (Moon) - King, a 30-year-old red ara parrot. King won't stop insulting people and singing crude songs. It's not Moon's fault; his old owner was obviously bad. Moon got the parrot after the old man died.

Outertale Papyrus (Sun) - He has around 200 stick bugs from different species. He's breeding them and is interested in helping save some rare and endangered species. He bought his first ones to entertain the kids he's watching as a nanny.

Dancetale Sans (Rambo) - No pets, sadly, as he's constantly on the road and would feel bad of leaving his pet to a petsitter all the time.

Dancetale Papyrus (Salsa) - No pets, for the same reasons. He loves petting any dog he sees, though.

Dancefell Sans (Rumba) - Cerise, a 4-year-old German sheperd. He adopted her from a couple that was looking to get rid of her. She's his baby girl and he dresses her in cute dresses all the time.

Dancefell Papyrus (Tango) - Socrate, a 2-year-old border collie. Tango trained him to dance with him on the stage, and he's participating in canidancing competitions with him. He got it from a breeder as he wanted this breed in particular. Socrate is always with him.

Mafiatale Sans (Demon) - He has huge coi carps in a big tank in his basement. He's looking to buy the rarest ones around the world. He loves to watch them swimming instead of working.

Mafiatale Papyrus (Creeper) - Bleach, a 5 year-old red fox. Creeper found him as a baby in the forest, abandoned by its mother. He raised him by hand, and no one knows he's hanging out in his room.

Mafiafell Sans (Fang) - He has a pack of female dogs, all pit bulls, American Staffs, dobermans and rottweilers. They're working dogs and he's selecting them all personally from local breeders. He has around 30 of them, but his favorite are Love, Sweetie, Mary and Snow, the first litter of Rottweiler puppies he trained and his best friends.

Mafiafell Papyrus (Torpedo) - Hellbringer, 8 years-old, also named "my sweet little baby potato". She's a white Persian cat. She's the only one who understands what he's going through, and he could die for her. He found her as a stray and never let her go.

Ink - No pets. He could forget them in another universe, please don't give responsibilities to that guy.

Error - Blank and Space. They're goldfish. He stole them in another universe; he's not sure why. They're entertaining. Because they are in the anti-void, they can't age, so they're basically immortal goldfish.

Disbelief Papyrus (Delta) - Aurora, a 14-year-old pug. She's a gift from Asgore, who couldn't stand seeing him alone all the time. Delta was a bit mad at first, but he grew attached really fast, and now he's taking her everywhere. Aurora is blind and deaf due to old age.

Dustale Sans (Dune) - He technically is the alpha of a pack of wolves. He has no idea how that happened. A pack of wolves adopted him, then the old alpha died, and now they're all relying on him? He brought them to the Horror farm sometimes because he has no idea how to feed 12 wolves, but since Oak feeds him, he can feed the wolves too, right?

Killer Sans (Killer) - Baghera and Baloo, they're 10-month-old rats. They're wild rats he tamed in a few months, and now they're living in his room. He's carrying them everywhere in his pockets.

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utdrmv-confession-box · 1 month ago

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Transcript: Y'all don't like Alphys over her actions regarding the Amalgamates.

I don't like her because she's annoying about her opinions on anime. Like seriously let people enjoy shit you don't gotta get involved every time someone mentions they like Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 over the first one 😭

#utdrmv confession #confession #undertale

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skeletwinsauaskbox · 3 months ago

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Alphys Alpha

3 ATK 1 DEF

Just your average nerd.

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Age: 22

Height: 4'8"

Species: Reptilian monster (lizard type)

Family: Betas Alpha (father), Zetie Alpha (mother), Gamar Alpha (older brother), Omegis Alpha (younger sister)

Debut: Chapter 9 ("Sup, Scientist?")

Personally:

Intelligent

Friendly

Level-headed

Reasonable

Passionate

Creative

Comsiderate

Friendly

Open-minded

Caring

Clever

Generous

Introverted

Introspective

Shy

Awkward

Prone to lying

Anxious

Overthinker

Insecure

Full of self-doubt

Not morally sound but tries her best

Magic Abilities:

Lightning magic

Can weaponise souls (turn them yellow, she passed this ability on to Mettaton)

Skills:

High Intelligence

Very good with technology

Robotics

Inventing

Engineering

Science

Maths

Physics

Biology (limited)

Writing

Drawing and painting

Can play the cello and violin

Can create Mew Mew merch from scratch

Lying

Manipulation

Likes:

Good anime

Mew Mew Kissy Cutie

Manga

Anime theme songs

Writing and reading fanfiction

Movie nights

Popcorn

Noodles

The garbage dump

Friends that are just as nerdy as her

Social media

Board games

Chess

Oversized clothes

Working in her pyjamas

Being alone

Asgore

Hot people

Dislikes:

Physical contact that's not initiated or permitted by her

Making mistakes

Crowded places

Loud music

Social media

Lying to people

Her father

Minimalist art

Rodents

Fears:

Rejection

Failure

Social interaction

Losing the few friends she does have

Trivia:

She's autistic, aware of it, and undiagnosed. She definitely suspects the brothers.

She has a magic deficiency. She's not good at casting magic and can only do it for a few seconds at a time. As such, she relies more on her brainpower and technology to get around this.

She does a lot of weird things in her spare time.

She was born and raised in Hotland. Her father, Betas, was one of the people who helped build the CORE, so her family has a pretty high "status", you would say. Then again, "class" in the underground is very vague and frankly irrelevant.

She has a relatively good relationship with her siblings, though she does have a case of Middle Child Syndrome.

Has trouble making friends, just like Papyrus. Funnily enough, she finds Papyrus very strange.

Her lying habit came as a result of her childhood, as a side effect of her having to mask her true self in order to be liked.

She likes to study for the sake of studying, but also because she wants to make something of herself.

She thrives in the heat, but her movements slow in the cold.

She's cold blooded.

Like some lizards, her tail can come off when she's really scared. It grows back after about 2 weeks, but she finds it embarrassing.

She used to bite people a lot as a kid. She doesn't do it anymore, but her bite is surprisingly powerful.

Extremely near sighted with astigmatism. The world is literally a blur without her glasses, especially in a place like Hotland.

#undertale #undertale au #undertale ask blog #skeletwins #skeletwins au #character profile #alphys

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abandoned-quiche · 7 months ago

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personally i think mew mew kissy cutie 2 is a good anime but not a good mew mew kissy cutie anime. yknow? it's a good story but it's not a mew mew story. it's a dark anime wearing mew mew's skin. if you view it as a standalone it's good

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missholoska · 2 years ago

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some new Underswap MH designs! properly showcasing Maddy the Dummy, and introducing Swap MH Ruins Dummy's Mad Mew Mew equivalent form ✨

info about them and design ramblings under the cut!

Dummy:

appears as the tutorial dummy in the Ruins - Asgore encourages Chara to talk to them, but no matter what action the human takes, the Dummy will take offence and leave the room after snapping at them. Asgore then takes the opportunity to tell Chara that even if a monster is rude, showing mercy is still important.

Bored Dummy:

appears as a boss in Waterfall - Mad Dummy told them to get revenge for how they were treated by Chara, but Bored Dummy doesn't really care about fighting and only does so to make their cousin happy.

at the end of their battle with Chara, Happstablook notices the commotion and makes a dramatic entrance with a glitter bomb, inadvertently spooking his cousin out of their body.

Mad Dummy:

offscreen, Alphys asks if they'll model a Mew Mew Kissy Cutie cosplay she'd been working on, as she can't find her usual training dummy to ask. after agreeing and trying on the outfit, Mad Dummy has a Mad Mew Mew-esque identity revelation, and continues wearing the cosplay for the rest of the "game".

if Chara speaks to her in the overworld, she mentions she's considering renaming herself Maddy.

???:

briefly reappears as Bored Dummy again with Maddy after Alphys' hangout event, but soon afterward decides to leave that body behind for good.

after the barrier is broken, Chara can find the uninhabited dummy body in Waterfall, and a barely-visible ghost floating near the snails at Blook Acres.

Maddy the Dummy:

loving life as an adorable mannequin model and one of Napstabot's singers. she frequently changes her look with different wigs and clothes, and has a preference for pinks and pastels, frills, and occasional edgier styles.

still very much the loud, energetic and quick-to-anger type, easily switching from cutesy charm to yelling at someone annoying, and retains her habit of repeating words/phrases three times.

doesn't become Mew Mew like her UT counterpart, but she does have a big soft spot for the Mew Mew Kissy Cutie series, though she prefers Mew Mew 2. she and Alphys have had multiple Undernet arguments about this.

has both friends and knives now!!

Pom Pom:

still lacking a body on the surface, Chara offered to knit them a custom body of their own. they liked the idea of being an animal-like monster, as well as an apple theme based on their favourite saying (that being their UT counterpart's check description). once the body was complete, they soon became corporeal and took on the new name Pom Pom.

they're shy, quiet, easily startled, and especially prone to boredom. they have little tolerance for aimless shenanigans, and will either leave a situation they dislike or just ragdoll on the floor and sleep. they stand like they're about to fall over at all times.

their new body kept some familiar features from their previous, including a cotton heart and button eyes. the heart functions similarly to Napstabot's heart-shaped core.

ghost ages are pretty vague, but they're an adult and the youngest of the ghost cousins.

I've talked about Maddy a couple times in the past, but to reiterate: like Happstablook I want to handle her character with as much respect towards her UT counterpart's story as I can, given that her role swap predates Mad Mew Mew's reveal. had I not designed and gotten attached to my Napstabot in early 2018, just months before UT's Switch port, maybe I would've swapped Mettaton and Mew Mew instead, but it is what it is. think of her as Mew Mew and Glad Dummy combined 💖

as for Pom Pom, with how little canon info there is on Ruins Dummy I just went all-in on what few details I had to work with. admittedly the apple theme is a total stretch from the "apple of my eye" part of their check description, but I liked it too much to not go with it! and them being an animal-like humanoid is to match Mew Mew being a catgirl, so I thought a deer suited their personality.

also, the reason their body was knitted by Chara specifically is I love the headcanon that ghosts can hear the narrator (based on Napstablook responding to their own check description), so after applying it to Swap MH I thought it'd be cute if Chara and Frisk have a close bond with the ghost family post-pacifist :'>

anyway I'm aware that they're pretty much just an OC-ified version of a canon character at this point, but like. people have been doing that with the humans, Gaster, Dess and AU Sanses for years. I am allowed one (1) Basically A Fan Character version of an existing character, as a treat

#undertale #safeutdr #underswap mh #ruins dummy #mad mew mew #mad dummy #ghost cousins #swap mh background characters #undertale art #holoskart

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colorfulpaintfiles · 2 months ago

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↳ 🪄 MEWMEWCHARIC .ᐟ.ᐟ

꒰ঌ Associated with the character Mew Mew Kissy Cutie from Undertale by Toby Fox. This gender feels pink and magical like a magical girl and is also connected to cats/nekos. You may also feel that Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 1 was better then Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 ໒꒱

➜ alts !! :

➜ 「 optional 」prns !! :

mew/mews/mew/mewself .ᐟ.ᐟ kiss/kiss/kissy/kissyself .ᐟ.ᐟ cute/cutes/cutie/cutieself .ᐟ.ᐟ 🪄/🪄s/🪄/🪄self .ᐟ.ᐟ

꒰ঌ coined by colorfulpaintfiles (me) .ᐟ

id : z Z 𐰁 .ᐟ

"DNI IF U ARE:

pro-ship/com-ship/dark-ship, incest (fontcest, dreammare, swadmare, etc), pro/neu/com lolita/shota, endo "sys", "good faith" identities (bi -lesbians, pan lesbian, etc),pro/neu/com endo, pro/neu para, nsfw/18+ blogs, racist, homophobes, transphobes, anti-lgbtq+ in general, politics, dream smp, south park, hazbin hotel/helluva boss/viziepop supporter/watcher.

THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR THESE TOPICS/PEOPLE AND NEVER WILL BE !! /SRS"

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ali-anne-undertale-stoof · 4 months ago

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Greetings, everyone! Chapter 13 is now up!

Chapter 13: Nostalgia

There's nothing like waking up on a Thursday in the New Year at 2 in the afternoon, not getting dressed and spending the entire day on the couch watching TV, surrounded by pillows, blankets, and snacks to enjoy.

And a Mew Mew plushie doll.

What? Isn't this supposed to be about Sans? Nope, it's Alphys!

After working all night on her project (actually, it's more like procrastinating and getting distracted by Mew Mew merch on her phone), Alphys deserved a break. And what better break than her favourite movie, Mew Mew Kissy Cutie?! The first film, of course. The second one sucks.

Maybe she'll even binge the series after-

Knock knock knock!

"AAEEE!!!"

Alphys' shriek rang through the apartment. A visitor?! Who would visit HER?! Unless it's... Oh, no.

Knock knock knock!

She forgot.

Knock knock knock!

No nonono no no no! What is she gonna say to him?!

Knockity knock knock...

Alphys paced up and down her living room, biting her fingernails. Is he angry at her?

Knock knockknock knock knock! Knock!

Oh gosh he's knocking so much. What is she gonna say? What is she gonna do?!

Loooowwwww knoooooocks.

She has to answer the door.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh knoooooocks!!!

Come on, Alphys. Just. Answer. The. Door.

Rhythmic knocking.

ANSWER THE DOOR!!!

The knocks sound almost melodic.

Okay. On three. Three...

Two...

One!

Alphys opened the door, and immediately she almost got hit with a skeletal fist. It's a good thing he pulled it away before it could hit her, but it still made her flinch!

"Eep!"

"whoa, whoa." The skeletal guest chuckled sheepishly. "my bad. heh."

"N-No, it's fine!" Alphys returned his sheepish chuckle, except hers sounded like she was on the verge of a panic attack. And she was. Clearly.

Just one look at the popcorn bucket Sans brought (it came up to his waistline... how?), and Alphys finally broke.

"Oh my god, I completely forgot about our hang out!"

Sans was taken back by Alphys frantic tip-tapping and spinning around, but at the same time, it felt familiar to him.

"al-"

"I'm still in my pajamas! My apartment is a mess!"

Sans raised his hands to try to quell her. "alphys-

"I'm such a bad friend! How could I have forgotten about our-"

"alphys!"

Alphys stopped and tried not to hyperventilate in Sans' face. Oh god no... This was a terrible start to the day...

Sans took a breath and maintained his composure. "buddy, it's fine. i get it, really. we could all use a lazy day from time to time, am i right?"

Alphys finally released the tension from her shoulders. "Yeah... Sorry."

"fuhgeddaboudit. it's no skin off my nose."

Sans was pleased to see the small smirk on Alphys' face as she shook her head. Even an eye roll is an improvement over complete panic, so Sans deemed his joke a success.

"What are you like?"

"heh heh. so," Sans tapped in curiously. "what're you plannin'?"

"Oh, u-uh... Stuff..." Quick, think of something cool, think of something cool! "I was g-gonna do, uh... science experiments!"

Sans' deadpan look told Alphys everything she needed to know.

"Um... With explosions?"

Oh god, he raised a bone brow.

She gave in. "Fine, I was going to watch anime all day."

"so, you're a weeb?"

HISSSSSS!

"hey, that's cool. i've never seen anime before, anyway, so who am i to judge you when i haven't seen it?"

"You've... never seen... anime before?"

Sans closed his eyes and shrugged. Oh. Delta. It was like something switched inside her brain, because all of a sudden, Alphys. went. off!

"Oh my god, you haven't seen anime! Oh my gosh, I have so much to show you, I'm just watching this movie called Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, have you heard of it?"

Sans attempted to speak, but he was immediately cut off.

"Of course you might not have! That means I get to show you, come in, come in!"

Before Sans could even try to process what he was hearing, Alphys grabbed his free arm and yanked him into the apartment.

Honestly? Sans didn't understand why she was panicking so much. His own room looked much worse than her apartment. Then again, his room was filled with paperwork and chisp packets from his- Oh, and she's still going!

"So it's about this magical cat girl called Mew Mew who can mind control people when she kisses them, and they do pretty much anything for her, but-"

"alphys, wow! heh heh, okay!"

"-ends get upset about it, BUT IF SHE MISSES THE KISS, SHE- Ha ha... Ha ha... yeah..."

Everything is awkward! Hooray! Luckily, it didn't stay awkward for long.

Sans' smile broke into a more genuine one. "welp, if you like it so much, then i have to give it a try, right?"

The pure joy on Alphys' face was something Sans is never going to forget. And he betted to himself that if he genuinely does end up enjoying her favourite anime, that joy is only going to increase from here on out. To Sans, there's nothing better than making his friends smile. And that's how they got to this point!

"O-Okay... Let's begin..."

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One movie and two episodes later, Sans noticed that Alphys kept alternating her gaze between the screen and Sans' expression. While his facial expression didn't change much, he made a bit more effort to display his likeness for the show. After all, he IS genuinely enjoying it, even though it's a little strange. But hey! Strange doesn't equal bad! And it was definitely good! Why doesn't this show up on cable? Maybe then he would watch TV more instead of- never mind.

The only downside to this was that Sans had to bite back a lot of comments. When he watches movies with his brother, he enjoys really tearing into the films, pointing out all the logical inconsistencies and dumb things the characters do. It's a blast! Unfortunately, he wasn't sure if it would go over well with Alphys, especially since she had nothing but praise for the show. Maybe he'll be more open when they become closer friends later down the line. But for now, he has to hold his metaphorical tongue.

The apartment was dark. Calm. Peaceful. A perfect time to open up to each other.

"Hey, Sans?"

"hm?"

"Can I talk to you about something?"

"i'm all auditory ossicles, buddy."

Alphys rolled her eyes and pushed Sans with a smirk. Sans laughed into the side of the sofa before Alphys got serious again.

"You, um, know about my project?"

"yup. so, do i get to help with that at all?"

Oh, right. He did offer to help her. Or was it the other way around. Either way, Alphys knew that Sans wanted to help. But... She didn't deserve it. She didn't deserve a friend like him. She's nowhere near as good as he, or the king, thinks she is. And once Sans sees that, then... She doesn't want to lose her friend. He's the only friend she has that's just as nerdy as her, after all. Catty and Bratty are great company, but... Sans is very... different from them. He's someone who she can relax with, someone she can nerd out with. What if he doesn't think her project is cool? What if she loses him? Is she being silly? Is she being irrational? Is Sans going to truly accept her for who she is if he-

"alphys? you, uh, you okay there?"

Alphys snapped to attention. "O-Oh, uh... I t-think I'm good for now, th-thanks."

"alright, then..." Oh no, oh jeez that look. What is he thinking? She knows he can see through her lies, oh no... "say, uh... could you at least tell me who, uh... inspired you to make this project?"

"M-My inspiration?" Well... That is a lot easier to talk about, at least. Why is he so easy to talk to? "Well... you know, um, King Asgore?"

King Asgore? Huh. That's a name Sans hasn't heard in years. It seemed like everyone in the underground knew this guy. Sans briefly wondered what he was really like.

"i've heard of him."

That expression on Alphys' face, Sans noted. That's a... strange expression to have when you're talking about someone. Were they close?

"W-Well, I, um, haha... I was inspired to even start the project because... Well, he's... he's kind of like my idol."

Avoiding eye contact... Blushing... Twiddling her thumbs... Oh.

Sans' smile shifted into a mischievous smirk. "i see... are you sure he's not MORE than just an idol?"

As her face exploded, Sans wondered if her neck had whiplash from how quickly she turned. "SANS!"

"aw, what's the matter, lovebug? got something more you wanna add?"

"Sans, yOU-"

He sprawled across the sofa, his head on her lap. "got a secret you wanna share?"

"CuT iT oUt!" Alphys' blush was so intense she might have to try hibernation for the rest of the new year. Gosh. It only just started, too, and she's already ready to crawl into a pit and perish from the embarrassment! Golly! That's a new record! Well done, Alphys!

"come on, it's pretty obvious." And he just kept teasing. "someone's got a cru-"

BAP!

All Sans could do was laugh. "okay, okay, i get it!"

With an embarrassed huff, Alphys gently pushed the giggling skeleton off her lap and into the back of the sofa. His laughter did not let up one bit.

"W-Well... Don't tell me you've never had a crush."

The laughter ubruptly stopped. "i... never had a crush."

Oh.

Awkward.

"Really? Not even as a kid? No celebrity crushes?"

"i had, uh, idols? i wouldn't call 'em crushes, though. i dunno, what's it like?"

Alphys' blush coated her entire face. Oh no, she REALLY had to change the subject before this got too awkward and embarrassing.

"U-Uh... Don't... worry about it. S-So, um..." Change the subject, change the subject, change the subject NOW. "So, uh... Your b-brother..."

There it was. The shift from confusion and curiosity to excitement and admiration. Papyrus is the subject of this conversation now? Oh hell yeah!

"what do you wanna know about 'im?"

"Uhh... What's he like?"

"you met him, alphys. he's cool, ain't he?"

"Uhh... I m-mean, uh... As a... kid?"

As a kid? Now, that caught Sans off guard. He didn't want to dwell on his memories so much, but... well... Why not indulge this one time?

"well, he was... he was great." The skeleton turned away, his hands in his lap, lost in thought. "very enthusiastic... adventurous... he was always up for anything."

Back when they were kids... the world seemed so big. And while Sans had this sort of natural curiosity about the world, it was Papyrus' adventurous spirit that truly made their childhood special. If only he could go back and experience those days again. The days where they would just hang out in the woods and discover new places and solve mysteries. The days where they would go to new towns and cities and meet new people and learn and travel and... Sans swore he still has the photo album. Somewhere.

Life was simple back then. Just Sans and Papyrus, against the world. Their world.

A pair of yellow hands clapped in front of his face.

"Sans?"

"hrk-!" Eyeballs practically bulged out of Sans' eye sockets. Huh. He really is Papyrus' brother. That didn't really help Alphys' concern, though.

"Are... Are you alright?"

...

"oh, yeah, i'm- i'm fine, nothing to worry about, heh heh heh." Oh no, his voice was too high pitched, what are you doing with your hands, put them in your pockets now god, Sans you're a terrible liar.

Judging by that look on Alphys' face, she definitely agrees. She can see right through him, so... Why isn't she saying anything? What is she doing? Turning back to the screen... Clearing her throat... Sheesh, this is weird... Maybe if he was more convincing, maybe if he was just a better... A better what?

"So, um..." Just say it. "This is actually one of my favourite episodes."

Oh. Sans didn't expect that. He turned back to the screen in slight relief.

"It's an adaptation of the dating simulation, "Mew Mew Kissy Cutie", and in the foURTH CHAPTER EVERYONE GOES TO THE BEACH AND SHE BUYS ICE CREAM FOR ALL HER FRIENDS BUT IT'S SNAIL FLAVOR AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS IT IT'S ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE PART OF THE GAME BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY IMPORTANT LESSON ABOUT FRiendship... and..."

The Sans Smugness™ has returned with a vengeance. Oh no.

"jee, alphys. if i didn't know any better, i would've said you're obsessed with this."

"Pfft- no! Cut it out, you rascal!"

"like wow. i bet you have a whole closet full of mew mew merch."

"That's not true!" Alphys huffed, before turning away with a confident smirk. "I have a whole ROOM, thank you very much."

They laughed together. In that moment, all the previous tension just... faded away, like clouds parting in the inaccessible sky to reveal beautiful stars.

Eventually, their laughter left, but the mood didn't.

"heh, whoo. you're a bit of a weeb, ain'tcha?"

Usually, a comment like this would send Alphys spiralling in a vortex of anxiety. But this time, it just gave her a sense of comfort. "I suppose I am... But honestly, I just like it because... Well..." She rubbed her arm and took a breath, in anticipation of saying the next sentence. "It taught me a lot about socialising, and... I know it's always gonna be there for me. Life is full of overwhelm and doubt, but this... This is like a comfort for me."

"a comfort, hmm?"

"Yeah. A comfort."

A beat.

"I've... n-never really been good at socialising. All my life, it's like e-everyone was born with this instruction manual on how to socialise properly... except me. So, um, Mew Mew is kind of like my instruction manual, in a way. D-Does that... make sense?"

Sans' body came to a standstill. His mind, however, was as fast as ever. This was strange. It's like talking to a mirror in a way. He too wished he had an instruction manual for this sort of thing. Sure, he was good at talking and reading people NOW, but as a kid... He didn't think having to train himself to read facial expressions down to a T was normal. Because it's not normal, is it? Normal people don't have to do that, at least as far as Sans is concerned. Sans had to just figure it out on his own. And even then, there's always this nagging feeling in the back of his mind that he's doing it all wrong. It's a feeling he was never able to shake, even to this day.

"yeah. i get where you're coming from, al." A supportive smile etched its way onto his face. "we're not so different, you and i."

Alphys looked at him with a blank expression. "That was a corny line."

"it's true, ain't it?"

"Yes, it's true, but still corny!"

Ah, the teasing. It never gets old.

Four episodes later...

Sans, while he liked the show, was starting to get bored. His eyes absentmindedly wandered away from the screen and eventually landed on the pile of parts and blueprints over on one of the desks.

Oh yeah! Wasn't he supposed to help her? Welp, might as well ask her.

"say, al, how's your project goin'?"

Alphys' face stiffened. He probably shouldn't have said anything. But before Sans could retract his question, Alphys stuttered out a response.

"I-I'm gonna be real here... He expected it to be done sooner rather than later, but... I don't know. I'm just procrastinating, I guess."

"He", huh? Must be Asgore. Maybe he'll be lenient towards her. After all, from what he heard, he's a very kind king.

Alphys sighed. "I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't procrastinate like this..."

Uh oh, his friend's feeling bad! His friend's feeling bad! Red alert! Red alert! Engage reassurance protocol!

"hey, don't sweat it, palphys." Alphys gave him a glare at the nickname. Sans winked and shrugged in response. "i ain't judging you for procrastinating. after all..." He pointed to himself like a proud winner. "i'm a master procrastinator."

Alphys blinked. She could believe that, but Sans thought she might need a little more convincing.

"look. i'm such a master procrastinator i procrastinated cleaning my room until my brother did it for me. i'm such a master procrastinator i still haven't picked up a single sock from the living room."

Alphys bit back a laugh. That gesture only encouraged Sans more.

"i'm such a master procrastinator i took weeks to even finish my own calculations for my project. i'm such a master procrastinator that i even procrastinate my hobbies."

And now she's laughing! Success!

"heck, i've been a master procrastinator since i was a baby bones. i procrastinated a TON of school projects. homeworks, group assignments... heck, i even procrastinated speech! i'm such a master procrastinator i didn't finish my first sentence until i was six years old!"

It appeared that only one nerd was allowed to laugh at a time, because as soon as Sans started laughing, Alphys stopped. And she only had one thought on her mind.

"That's not normal..."

"yup. just goes to show how much of a master procrastinator i am."

That's not it, but the two nerds laughed anyway. Mirth filled the entire room. It only stopped when Sans wrapped an arm around Alphys' shoulders.

Touching! Too much touching!

"see, alphys, you're n-"

Sans must have sensed the tension in her shoulders, because he released her just as quickly as he grabbed her. What a relief.

"see, alphys, you're not alone in this, alright? heck, if anyone's gonna understand, it's me. don't beat yourself up about it, alright? you'll get it done. i know you will."

A warm smile etched itself onto Alphys' face. "Ha... Thanks, Sans."

Sans couldn't help but return the smile. What are friends for, after all?

Alphys had a hard time with this project. All these thoughts, constantly running through her mind, chipping away at her. What if he doesn't like his new body? What if Asgore doesn't like it? Will she get found out? How long can she keep Sans as a friend? She took solace in the idea that ONE of those questions could be answered. From what she knows of Sans so far, his friendship is basically like glitter. It sparkles and it's hard to get rid of. Oh, and it's annoying sometimes. But while she finds glitter undesirable, her friendship with Sans is definitely, absolutely desirable. And necessary. He must be really serious about this friendship thing if he didn't run away when her flaws were displayed. At least Alphys knows he's not going to run away from her. For now, at least.

Sans realised that he and Alphys had a lot more in common than he initially expected. They're both science nerds, they stand out from the crowd in their own unique ways, they both have projects they're currently procrastinating on... Eh. What's the rush, anyway? This world was fine. It has been fine for years. It's not home, but it's good. It has good friends, at least. That's all Sans could ever really ask for.

It would be better with him, though.

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