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magemultifics · 2 years ago

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Samus - In Shock (Oneshot)

A/N: You know how in Super Metroid the baby metroid was able to give Samus energy? Listen, samus is pretty much a metroid at this point, I'm going to ignore Dread's idea of samus only able to absorb energy for this excerpt but that's what happening here.

It was on a cold night staying on another foreign planet in Samus' ship, the bounty hunter was absent, out hunting for dinner as the four moons of the estranged planet glowed eerily from the cock pit of the gun ship. You didn't feel that something was quite right, your hand slowly trailing along the side of the nearest fall feeling for the rubber gripped laser pistole strapped by the console. A faint clicking could be heard in the room, and without hesitation, you whip around and aiming up at the hideous malformed expression of a clearly, very vengeful space pirate. It squinted down at you, letting out a series of clicks and gurgles before swiping at you with a claw. You attempt to roll, but the razor-sharp claw catches your ankles, slicing deeply, knocking you prone. The space pirate lets out a pleased screech and stalks towards you, its clawed talons scraping against titanium flooring.

You scramble and use your good legs to propel yourself back, aiming the pistol and shooting, directing into one of the pirate's eyes, its head whipping back, one of its eyes clearly decommissioned It oozed glowing yellow vile goo onto the floor. It shrieked loudly, enough to make your ears ring and it marched closer, it's claw clamping around your waist ripping painfully into your abdomen, and pinning you against a wall, your good leg flailing to prop itself against the alien to shove it off to no avail. It leaned in close, opening its maw, its mandibles flexing angrily before flashing an array of razor-sharp teeth. it hisses before whipping its head behind it only to have a large hand dig into its gouged eye, seemingly draining its life source.

The space pirate screams one against attempting to get it's very similar invader's hold off of it's head, but it's movements grow weaker as it's energy strains, it's massive claw drops your bleeding body to the floor, it's own body dissipating into nothingness. Looking up blearily, you catch a glimpse of your savoir, the very pilot of the gunship you're on.

Samus Aran, glowing with energy.

Her posture is calm, but her eyes betray her, as they frantically look around the room for something to stem the bleeding, she sprints down the hallway before coming back with a towel. The bounty hunter slides to her knees beside you and props you into a more comfortable position against the wall. You begin to feel dizzy and take note of the blood beginning to pool around you, vision beginning to go hazy. Samus presses the towel firmly across your abdomen, her hands doing their best not to shake. She won't lose you. She can't lose you. Your breathing slows, tears of pain stream down your face, teeth bared and clenched, head wringed to the side in agony. Samus notices your lack of respiratory activity and lightly slaps her palm against the side of your face.

Breathe, damnit breathe!

You can barely hear her as your body begins to feel fuzzy. Samus is still glowing with energy recalls of when the baby metroid saved her life and decides to go with a last ditch idea. With both hands, she pulls her helmet off, air vents hissing at the depressurization. She cradles your jaw gently, the other pressed against the wall beside you as she leans in, her mouth pressing rough against yours. Samus focuses on the feeling of the pirates' life force in her and visualizes it coursing through her veins. She feels it and presses further into you, eliciting a shocked gasp of pain from you. Samus hates it. She hates seeing you like this. She hates the taste of your blood against her lips as she slides her tongue firmly against your bottom lip and is granted access immediately. She lets the energy flow from herself to you, relaxing ever so slightly as she senses your body, taking the energy in.

You feel a warm hot sensation course through you. The wound on your ankle, as well as the one across your abdomen, are burning hotly. You cry out into Samus' mouth, but she only presses herself closer, rare tears sliding quietly from her eyes as one of her metallic hands finds yours before lacing her fingers with it. You squeeze the bounty hunters hand, feeling her squeeze lightly in return. Feeling the extra energy leave her, Samus pulls back, eyes dilated as she leans back, her hand pulling itself from the wall, leaving behind a small indent in the metal behind it. Her eyes flicker down your body, taking notice that your wounds have sealed up, though your ankle hands at an odd angle, but that's something she could easily fix later, for now you needed rest. She could see the post shock level of panic rising to your face, and she squeezed your hand again.

Breathe. I've got you. You're safe.

Samus aids you to match her breathing with her before moving to scoop your carefully into her arms. Your ankle jostles slightly and you bite your lip to muffle a grunt of pain, Samus walks your to your shared room and lays you gently upon the sheets, walking over to the minifridge and pulling out and ice pack. She elevates your leg and hands you an uncapped water bottle, tilting it gently against your mouth and assisting you in leaning up to drink it safely. Leaning you back down, she sets the water bottle on the bedside stand and steps away to deactivate her power suit. The bounty hunter lifts up the blankets and drapes it over the two of you as you tuck yourself in her side, one of her arms curled protectively around you. A low relieved chittering emits from the back of Samus' throat before pulling herself closer, leaning down and leaving a gentle kiss on your temple. Finally safe, the two of you fall into a relieved slumber.

A/N: Fuck, I love her so much. Replaying Dread bc why not.

#metroid prime remastered #m #metroid x reader #metroid dread #metroid prime #samus #samus x reader #samus aran x reader #samus aran #fanfiction #metroid

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waitimcomingtoo · 2 years ago

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I posted 4,609 times in 2022

That's 1,965 more posts than 2021!

4,356 posts created (95%)

253 posts reblogged (5%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@92percentloki

@zebbyscoot

I tagged 194 of my posts in 2022

#tom holland x reader - 106 posts

#tom holland x you - 104 posts

#tom holland fluff - 97 posts

#tom holland fanfiction - 82 posts

#tom holland x y/n - 72 posts

#peter parker fanfiction - 59 posts

#peter parker x you - 58 posts

#peter parker x reader - 58 posts

#peter parker imagine - 51 posts

#waitimcomingtoo’s sleepover - 46 posts

Longest Tag: 85 characters

#for context this is im reference to me asking who dies in the zootopia abortion comic

My Top Posts in 2022:

Look After You

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Synopsis: after Peter snaps at you, you feel like you can’t call him for help

Warnings: panic attack

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Peter had a bad day.

There had been an unexpected assemble at school that left him in sensory overload. All the sounds and bright lights overstimulated him into a horrible mood. He was beyond agitated on his walk home, everything little sound and movement further pissing him off. He was not in the mood to talk to a single person so he kept his head down and earbuds as he made his way up to his apartment. His sleeve got caught on the doorknob as he made his way inside and he just about broke the door down. He went straight to his room and quickly took his jacket off. The feeling of having his jacket and shoes on was making his sensory overload even worse.

“Hey.” You said, making Peter jump.

“Oh. Hi.” Peter blinked in surprise. “What are you doing here?”

“May let me in. Did you still want to organize your notes?” You asked with a sweet smile. Peter didn’t know how to tell you this, but he desperately wanted you to leave. He was in no mood to socialize right now and just wanted to relax in silence.

“Yeah.” He faked a smile. “Sure.”

He took a seat on his bed across from you and took his notebook out. He was still way overstimulated so every little thing you did bothered him. The sound of your breathing, the sound of you moving the pages, even the way your pen sounded when you clicked it made Peter’s skin itch. As you flipped through his notebook, you turned a page too fast and it ripped down the middle.

“Oops.” You chuckled. “Sorry.”

“It’s fine. Whatever.” Peter grumbled. You noticed the way he rolled his eyes and your smile instantly fell. You began to feel uneasy around him and cleared your throat. He looked up at you when you did this and looked even more annoyed than before.

“Where’s your tape?” You asked quietly.

“In the bottom drawer.” He mumbled as you got off the bed.

“What?” You asked when you didn’t hear him. Peter stopped flipping through his notebook and flexed his hand to keep from lashing out.

“In the bottom drawer.” He repeated. “In my desk.”

“I don’t see it.” You said after opening the drawer.

“Then keep looking.” Peter sound, the annoyance in his voice sending a chill down your spine. You continued to rummage through the drawer, unaware of how loud it sounded for Peter. His enhanced hearing made it ten times louder than it sounded for you and it was driving Peter insane.

“I can’t find it.” You said after a minute, sending Peter over the edge.

“Oh my God.” He exclaimed and got off the bed. “Just stop touching things. I’ll get it. You’re being so irritating right now.”

You stopped looking through the drawer and got out of his way as he walked over to the desk. You were hurt by his words but said nothing about it, not wanting to irritate him further.

“It’s right here.” Peter said angrily when he found the tape. “Can you open your fucking eyes?”

“I didn’t see it.” You said quietly as he slammed the tape down on his desk. You jumped as the plastic cartridge shattered under his fist.

“Because you weren’t looking.” He shouted in your face. “Do you have to be so fucking helpless all the time? I can’t come rushing to your side the second you need me. I’m under enough pressure as it is without you whining and making a bunch of noise over some fucking tape. If you hadn’t ripped the god damn page in the first place, we wouldn’t have had this problem.”

You stumbled back from Peter as he finished shouting and felt tears brim in your eyes. You were both equally shocked over what had just come out of Peter’s mouth. He had never raised his voice at you before. He was never anything but sweet towards you, so to hear him scream and swear at you made your entire body feel hot in embarrassment. He slapped his hand over his mouth, stunned that he just lashed out at you like that. You took your phone out of your pocket and pretended to check it.

“My mom wants me home.” You mumbled. “I gotta go.”

You started walking towards the door but Peter quickly ran in front of you

“Wait, honey. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to snap like that.” He apologized as he tried to keep you in place.

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2,667 notes - Posted February 11, 2022

A Sweet Boy Like Me

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Synopsis: when Peter gets hit with a truth serum on a mission, he tells you more then he means to

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“FRIDAY, what’s the status on the jet?” You asked out loud as you ate your cereal. A minor cold had benched you while the rest of the Avengers went on a mission in the Amazon. You’d been by yourself for nearly a week now and were needing some company.

“The jet should be touching down on the landing pad any minute.” FRIDAY answered you.

“Thank you.” You called back. You finished the rest of your breakfast and by the time you put your bowl in the sink with the rest of your dirty dishes, you heard footsteps in the main entrance. You tried to hide your excitement as you went out to greet the team. You saw all the Avengers standing in the middle of the room looking utterly exhausted except for Peter, who had a huge smile on his face.

“Hey guys. How was the mission?”

“Great rack. Truly immaculate rack.” Peter said and gave you a double thumbs up.

“Oh. What?” You smiled awkwardly and looked at Tony for an explanation. The team looked at each other, no one wanting to be the person that told you what happened. You frowned and folded your arms, looking at each of them until they caved.

“Okay, fine. I’ll tell her.” Tony sighed. “Long story short, Peter got drugged.”

“What?” You gasped and looked at Peter again.

“I have a stinky in my brown hole.” He told you.

“He’s got a what in his what?” You asked the team.

“He has to shit. It’s all he’s been talking about for the 4 hour plane ride back here.” Sam groaned and went to take a seat on the couch.

“Oh my god. Ew. Brown hole?” You looked at Peter in disgust.

“Yessir.” Peter smiled and gave you another double thumbs up.

“Why is it brown? And wait, hold on, why is he on drugs?” You asked again.

“He got hit with a tranquilizer. In the neck.” Steve told you.

“See?” Peter smiled proudly and turned his head to the side. On his neck, you could see a massive red bump that looked like it was about to explode.

“JESUS FUCKING-“ You screamed but everyone on the team quickly motioned for you to stop.

“I mean, it doesn’t look that bad.” You quickly lied.

“Thank you. That’s what I said.” Peter laughed and touched his neck bump. It jiggled under his finger and you turned to the side to gag a little.

“My neck grew a boob.” Peter laughed and poked it again. You covered your mouth with your hand and looked to Tony for answers.

“How did he get drugged exactly?” You asked.

“Well long story short-“

“No. Enough with the long story short. I need to know how this happened. Give me the long story long.”

“I’ll give you the long.” Peter said and looked directly at you. You gave him a strange look as he attempted to wink at you. He ended up using both eyes and just gave you a slow blink.

“Oh my God.” You grimaced and looked away from him.

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2,803 notes - Posted October 14, 2022

You'll Save All Your Dirtiest Jokes For Me

Pairing: Tom Holland x actress!reader

Synopsis: you make a lot dirty jokes that leave Tom wondering how you really feel about him

warnings: adult humor

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You were known to make a lot of dirty jokes.

Your sense of humor was strictly rated R, something Tom found out pretty quickly. Since you and he were the closest in the cast, he was usually the target of these jokes. Tom wasn’t exactly opposed to them, he just had a hard time telling when you were kidding or not.

Sometimes, the jokes went over his head.

“Look. Our action figures came in.” Tom said as he walked into your trailer.

“Woah! I haven’t seen these yet. I’ve been waiting all day to play with myself.” You sighed in relief and picked up your action figure.

“These are so cool. Yours looks nothing like you, though.” He snorted as he looked at the toy in your hand.

“How many people do you think have made us fuck?” You genuinely asked him as you mashed your action figure against the Spiderman one.

“Oh my God. Stop.” Tom turned bright red and grabbed your hands to make you stop. You pulled out of his grasp and made the toys kiss.

“Look. I bet all the marvel fans are out there doing this.” You joked before making them change positions. You bent the knees of the Spiderman doll before putting it on top of your doll.

“Wait, who do you think tops?”

“Who what?” He asked as he tried to pull his doll away from you.

“Like between our characters. Would Spiderman want to be on his back-“ You asked as you laid the Spiderman doll down, “or on top?” You said as you put him back on top of your doll.

“Oh. I think I’m on top.” Tom nodded, praying the conversation would end before his face got any redder.

“You think you’d top me?” You asked skeptically.

“Yes.” Tom said weakly, sounding unsure of himself.

“Please.” You scoffed. “My action figure would ride your action figure like a carousel. I think I’m the more dominant one between the two of us.”

“You’re still talking about our characters, right?” He gulped as he grabbed a pillow and held it over his lap.

“Am I?” You asked innocently as you continued to make the dolls kiss.

“What about you?” He asked quietly. “Are you as dominate as your character?”

“I’m pretty versatile in the bedroom. I’m similar to a pancake in which neither of us are done until we’re flipped on both sides.” You said simply, making yourself laugh.

“Oh.” He gulped. “Good to know.”

Other times, the jokes left him disappointed.

“Ugh. I hate this. I hate cooking. Fuck this recipe. Fuck peppers. Fuck this spatula. Fuck this stupid fucking warped pan.” Tom said and threw his spatula down in exasperation.

“Well since you’re fucking everything, I hope my name gets thrown into the mix.” You replied from the kitchen table. Tom whipped around to see if you were serious, but you were absentmindedly scrolling through your phone.

“Really?” He asked as he nervously drummed his fingers on the counter. He wasn’t opposed to that if you were being serious, but he couldn’t say that until he knew for sure.

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3,906 notes - Posted February 18, 2022

Beneath the Surface

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Synopsis: during a pool day with the team, your bathing suit makes it difficult for Peter to focus

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“Suit up, Parker. I need you outside.” Tony said as he knocked on Peters doorframe.

“Suit up? Is there a mission?”

“Even better. There’s a mandatory pool day.” Tony replied with an excited wiggle of his eyebrows.

“Can a pool day be mandatory?” Peter wondered.

“Can a boy be strangled?” Tony asked in the same tone. They both fell silent as they stared at each other and Peter gulped a little.

“Pool day. Ten minutes.” Tony said with a big smile after a beat of silence.

“I’ll be there.” Peter nodded quickly.

“Glad to have you. See you out there.” Tony patted Peters doorframe before walking away. Not wanting to upset Tony, Peter quickly changed into bathing suit shorts and a t shirt. He slipped into his flip flops before heading down to the pool. He found Steve, Tony, and Thor sitting around a table under a big umbrella while Shang Chi, Sam, and Scott were in the pool. They all already had their shirts off, making Peter feel a little self conscious in the presence of all their super sized muscles.

“Look who’s arrived.” Steve smiled up at Peter as he shielded his eyes from the sun.

“Yep.” Peter smiled weakly. “It’s me.”

“Look who it is!” Thor cheered before leaning over to the other guys.

“Who is that?” He whispered loud enough for Peter to hear.

“Um…Peter.” Peter answered in confusion.

“It’s nice to meet you, Umpeter. I’m Thor.” Thor smiled brightly and held out his hand. Peter frowned and shook Thors hand as he looked at the others for an explanation.

“You Midgardians and your silly names.” Thor chuckled as he looked at the other guys again.

“Thor, it’s me. Peter.” Peter said again.

“Yes. I know that now. Pleasure to meet you.”

“We…we have met.” Peter said slowly.

“Have we?” Thor frowned.

“That’s Spiderman. You probably haven’t seen him without his mask on.” Steve said in Peters defense.

“I don’t remember ever meeting a Spiderman.” Thor shook his head.

“Well you have.” Peter told him. “Many times. And it’s me.”

“No. I don’t think so. I’ve never seen this man in my life.” Thor shrugged.

“Yes you have. He was with us when we fought Thanos.” Steve reminded him.

“And when we went on that mission to Scotland. He was the one in the skintight red and blue suit.”

“I sat next to you at dinner last night.” Peter reminded him.

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My #1 post of 2022

Stolen Moments

Pairing: Peter Parker x Stark!reader

Synopsis: your secret relationship is exposed when Peter returns from a mission bruised and bloody and you comfort him in front of everyone

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“Can you hand me a screwdriver?”

“What size?” You asked as you riffled through the open tool kit on the table.

“The one with the red handle.”

“The one with the red handle please?”

“No. Just the one with the red handle.” Peter said seriously before cracking a smile.

“Haha. Very funny.” You rolled your eyes as you passed him the screwdriver.

“I know. You’re so lucky you get a boyfriend as funny as I am. Some girls boyfriends are really annoying.” Peter teased you as he screwed a tiny screw into his web-shooter.

“I know. I’m one of those girls.” You replied, making Peters jaw drop.

“Shut up. You love me.”

“You’re okay.” You shrugged with a playful smile as you wrapped your arm around his.

“You’re okay too, lover”. Peter smiled at you as he started to lean in. Right before you lips could connect, you heard the sound of your dads whistling. You and Peter jumped apart just as Tony came into the lab.

“Hi dad. Peter and I were just fixing his webshooters.” You said in an attempt to act causal. You and Peter exchanged a nervous look, both hoping Tony didn’t see what you had been doing.

“I was fixing my webshooters. Y/n was busy eating wheat thins and chewing loudly in my ear.” Peter said as he nodded towards your half eaten box of wheat thins.

“Parker, don’t insult the volume of my daughters chewing.” Tony scoffed before turning to you. “Honey, keep up the good work.”

“Thanks daddy.” You smiled as Tony kissed the side of your head.

“Thanks daddy.” Peter said in a mocking tone. You shared another look and you playfully nudged him.

“Well I’ll leave you two to it. Don’t keep my beloved daughter too long, cobwebs. She and I have a smoothie date later.”

“I won’t.” Peter assured your dad.

“Bye dad.”

“Bye kiddo.” Tony waved as he walked out of the lab. Once you and Peter were alone again, you scooted your chair closer and rested your chin in your hands.

“Do you think he knows about us?“ Peter asked as he moved some hair away from your face.

“No. We’re way too careful.” You shook your head. Peter looked at you for a minute before going back to screwing together his web shooters.

“Maybe we should tell him.” Peter suggested without looking at you.

“About us?”

“Yeah. We’ve been together for 8 months. Maybe it’s time he knows.” Peter said as he nervously looked at you for your reaction.

“He can’t know, Pete. He’s been very clear that he’s against anyone in the tower dating.” You sighed as you put your hand on top of Peters. Peter frowned a little and flipped his hand so he could hold yours.

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andrenoob · 2 years ago

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Metroid Prime: Remastered - Reseña: algo inesperado, pero sorprendente

Metroid Prime: Remastered ha sido una de las sorpresas con las que La Gran N nos enamoró en el Nintendo Direct de febrero del 2023. Al agregar este título al catálogo de Nintendo Switch, los jugadores podrán disfrutar de un clásico que tiene más de 20 años. Esta adaptación está pensada para Nintendo Switch y se arriesga a modificar varios de los parámetros de su edición original. Pareciendo un…

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#analisis #Metroid #Metroid Dread #Metroid Fusion #Metroid Prime #Metroid Prime Remastered #Nintendo Switch #reseña

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angstandhappiness · 2 years ago

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LMAO

@fernsnailz #losing my mind over this#what two bottles of nyquil does to a mf

@expertsnailholder Is that why Sonic had a cold all that time during satsr

@kookychicken @laineybug04 lmfao, thanks ❤️😂

@phosphorcopter *slides a plate of cookies across the table* tell me more

@dragonix2002 I remember S&tBK's ending.... It's funnier now.

@crystalstryker I mean, he did have a cold in Secret Rings...

@bcbdrums You mean they’re not?

@talhick Oh no. Love to see what secret rings fever dream looks like.

@theflyinguyarulisleftkneecap I’m dying of contained laughter you monster

@rubix-the-striped-tenrec Lol- I'd love to see more

@someonebored0100 Oh my funckin god y e s

@loveatonofdemons goddammit sonic-

@sonic-brosos #iM acRYING#sonic+shadow+tails

@weirdertypee Oh my g o d @drunkin-kong-donic #i love this

@supersparkey YES PLEASE @favi014 Omfg

@mlpandyblue OH SHI- @13salem Oh my gosh

@sunshinecassette #OAHWIWHWJA

@charmallows #FJSKGKSGLAF #this is amazing

@survivalstep #HGDHDHJFBFJFDJF OH NO

@redhead7675 This is the funniest thing I've seen all week Also FUCK the king Arthur fight

@laineybug04 Oh my god, I just scared the shit out of my cat from laughing so hard. Best damn head canon ever.

@sparkylurkdragon As someone who unironically uses “it was a fever dream” to explain weirder elements of a story (see: most of Skies of Arcadia: Legends’ bonus bosses and the entirety of Metroid: Other M), I approve. #I have never played the storybook games#so this isn't an indictment of their quality#they just seemed to have weird concepts even for sonic is all#oh dear#medical cw

@kidof CAN THIS BE ENTIRELY CANON @eshare00 noted

@chacolachao I PHYSICALLY LAUGHED AT THIS NOW YOU ALL MUST SEE IT TOO #yes#no u don't understand#i actually made real noises#no lol could ever describe

@boobachu The first battle with Lancelot is easy cuz he didn't expect it and didn't want to hurt Sonic The second time is harder cuz he had to deal with Sonic's bullshit all weekend and is just through. #Sonic was seriously sick#oops#I hav#was too slow#Then Amy murders him for missing their date and Tails was like and she was like and Robotnik's like This is funny cuz I just broke my steak knife trying to cut this ribeye

@lynxneige Wakes up in a coma: holy shit, wtf happened?

@cosmic--fall Because I have fever dreams a lot when i’m sick, this is relatable XD Fever dream soundtracks are on point

@aeonchangeling ...and I love every thing that fans ever produced when it came to Sonic and the Black Knight, all the fanart, fanfics, comics, etc... I DON’T KNOW WHY

@nightshadereaper I’m guessing that the curse in sonic and the secret rings was heart burn

@juliemultiverse ......... I don’t know if I should laugh or.... At one point in black knight sonic fights Lancelot... this means he comes at shadow with a fucking knife!

@stupiddykingqueer #this is a genius idea lmaooo

@realdonkeykong #oh thank god hes almost done#sonic going on lengthy emotional monologues to an invisible scene partner#and the others are just like

@irkiem #love this love this love this#this is so stupid and flows exactly right with this franchise's goofy ass emo phase tone

@fluffyk97 #THE STORYBOOK GAMES BEING FEVERDREAMS IS SO FUNNYYWGGSHDGHSHS#Especially if Tails had to deal with it everytime#Like the Black Knight happening after Secret Rings and Tails is just 'not AGAIN UGH-'

@hot-topic-wannabe #awww shadow showing up to help ❤️❤️❤️❤️ i cry

@soulfire-of-void #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH#W H E E Z E#OH MY FUCKING GOD-#THIS IS PERFECT#void screaming#D Y I N G

What if sonic and the black knight/ sonic and the secret rings were fever dreams.

#love this headcanon #satsr #satbk #sonic #comic

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onestepbackwards · 3 years ago

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Samus, in a fit of rage: *Grabs Ridley and yeets him out a window* Y/n, immediately enamored: Who is that? Zelda, thinking they’re intimidated: Oh that’s Samus! Don’t worry, she’s actually really nice! Why do you ask? Y/n, sweating: No reason.

#super smash bros #ssb #metroid #zelda #samus x reader #x reader #reader insert #x y/n #samus aran #ridley

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mechaking789 · 3 years ago

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Nobody likes that stupid game metroid prime federation force on 3ds, that game is trash ( Another meme I made)

#my stuff #meme #lol #funny #nutshell #y/n l/n #gamers #nintendo #metroid dread #metroid #trash

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s14p-j4ck95 · 2 years ago

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I wish Samus was my gf

#metroid #simping #metroid × y/n

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bernraccnt · 3 years ago

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mario kart wii (wolf x gn! sheep! reader x snake)

before u read: swearing, implied age gap between reader and the other two, reader referred to as sheep rather than y/n, (name), etc., reader also hinted to being gen z, gamer rage

“get the fuck out of town.” sheep had muttered, eyes wide as they glanced between their two partners. “you’re fucking lying.”

meanwhile, their boyfriends exchanged incredulous glances. snake kept pouring sugar into his coffee mug, unsure on what their partner was making a big deal out of. “what? we’re being honest, we’ve never played the wii before.”

“how could you have NEVER played the wii?!” the sheep animal was nearly snapping their neck as they rapid fire shot their head between the two others. “super smash bros brawl, just dance, metroid prime? you haven’t played any of them?”

this time, wolf snickered at them, taking a bite out of his breakfast platter. “pfft, what do you take us for? we were in high school when it released, doll, it’s not like we didn’t have better things to do.”

“other than pickpocketing people, of course.” snake interjected, attempting to mix the pile of sugar into his hot coffee.

“right, right.” both men exchanged a look of reminiscing, remember the days they would relax around their hometown after robbing the nearest grocery store or infiltrating a rich person’s house. they never even considered playing video games when they could do better and more entertaining things in real life.

when they turned to sheep, they were giving the two of them the biggest stink eye known to man. to their credit, sheep could be intimidating when genuinely angry, but all their boyfriends had thought was how adorable they looked with their eyebrows furrowed.

“what about when piranha and webs showed up? didn’t you see them playing video games?” remembering that they still hadn’t even started on their breakfast, sheep moved to start eating their omelet. “no one fps, adventurer, rpg? not even a phone game?”

“oh, there was that one time we saw webs playing a first person shooter.” wolf spoke through a mouthful of pancake, holding up a finger and wagging it around. “what was it... call of... d, it started with a d--”

“call of duty--”

“call of duty!” wolf snapped his fingers, before thanking sheep for reminding him. “yeah, she got real nasty on that game. calling people pussies, telling people their mom should’ve aborted them. she even doxed someone on there. it was an awkward dinner that night for the rest of us.”

snake nudged sheep’s leg under the table with a proud smile. “nah, i was happy to see webs that unhinged. made me real proud of her.” a few chuckles were exchanged around the table.

sheep was quick to move the conversation back on topic, wiping their mouth clean of their food’s crumbs. “no, but that’s crazy. i mean, i literally came home from school every day just to play the wii, i can’t believe y’all haven’t even touched one before!” sheep sat up, trying to recount their favorite memories. “oh man, i used to sit there for hours on mario kart. i got so good that none of the kids on my street even considered playing with me after a while and i had to only play online--”

both wolf and snake simply ate their breakfast in silence, smiling as their significant other began to go on a ramble about their experiences on their favorite game.

years ago, if you would’ve asked either former criminal if they would consider adding a third person to their relationship, let alone one as excitable yet law abiding as sheep, they both would’ve laughed in your face and robbed you of everything you owned. sheep was so far out of what they considered their type was, they were just another average civilian in the city. not at all the kickass crook wolf seemed to be drawn to or the soft lover snake found himself hoping for. then again, they were dating each other before meeting sheep, so that honestly threw out any prior types they had out the window.

they had met their white furred lover shortly after they had been pardoned out of prison. they had gone out for groceries one weekday and saw sheep in the cereal aisle, holding handfuls of coupons and dumping every single cereal they could into their cart. they were so domestic, wolf practically was attracted at first sight. their little smirk on confidence as they did something so mundane drew him to a conversation with them.

snake was a little harder to come around, he had his fair share of interacting with prey and after professor marmalade, he wasn’t too keen befriending another. but, when the sheep gushed over his choice of red hawaiian shirt and offered to help him pick out a cheaper coffee brand when he offhandedly mentioned how expensive his favorite was, his walls came crashing down far faster than he liked to admit.

so, that’s why both men were staring at the young sheep like they were the most amazing sight, even though all they were doing was ranting about an online player that had bested them on their favorite map back in their younger years.

seeing as sheep could go on for hours if no one interrupted them, snake leaned forward and shoved their plate closer to them. “why don’t you save your breath and finish your food, pumpkin? we still have the rest of the day to ourselves.” and he was right. all three had miraculously gotten today off from work and wanted to spend it with one another.

“right, sorry.” sheep flushed in the face, scooping in another mouthful of the egg-y goodness. “i-- i don’t know, i just forgot how good of a game it was.” they shrugged.

wolf’s fingers drummed against the diner’s table and he glanced around. unlike in the past, no one had batted an eye at the sight of himself and snake sitting inside. “well, maybe we should play it sometime. you said it was a racing game, right?” his yellow eyes crinkled happily when sheep nodded. “i wouldn’t mind doing that. i mean, i’m the city’s best driver, how hard could it be?”

after finishing their breakfast, the three partners left the diner and started for wolf’s super expensive and probably not legally bought car, excited for the movie they had planned on watching today. snake and wolf took the front two seats, unaware of sheep in the backrow texting their family’s group chat with a simple question.

xxx-xxx-xxxx: hey guys is the wii still in the attic? if so, could someone ship it and all the games to me?

it would be another week before snake and wolf got a text from sheep, asking them if they would be free that night. seeing as wolf had finished his shift at the bar earlier that afternoon and snake didn’t have work until tomorrow evening, they both agreed. ultimately unaware of what was to come.

when snake unlocked sheep’s front door with the key he was given and opened it, both he and wolf exchanged a glance at the now hearable music coming from sheep’s living room. it was upbeat, something they didn’t recognize sheep ever listening to before.

“doll? you in here?” wolf decided to shout inside as he took off his shoes by the door.

“in the living room!” sheep replied, causing both boyfriends to make their way further inside.

they were greeted by the widest smile they had seen on sheep in a while as they craned their neck from their spot on the couch, an oddly shaped controller in their hands and an unfamiliar title screen on their semi-large tv. “sit down, sit down!” unlike usual when they would green the men with kisses on their cheeks, the sheep snatched snake and wolf into sitting on either side of them.

“oh god, is this that mario kart thing you were talking about?” wolf snorted, grinning when the title screen flashed the words mario kart wii on the tv. “i admire your dedication, i know the wii is basically outdated by now.”

snake suddenly looked over, eyes wide. “pumpkin, did you buy a wii just for us to play it?” he was mildly concerned but also really touched at the lengths their partner would go to have them experience things they enjoyed.

noticing the mood softening, sheep saw up with a half laugh. “no, no, no! i asked my family if they kept it and they shipped it up here for me.” snake’s soft look didn’t disappear and now, even wolf looked at them in appreciation. sheep began to fluster. “wh-- but-- guys, c’mon, it’s just a few pixels on the screen. it’s not like i took you on a five star date.”

wolf slung his arm over sheep’s shoulder and cupped it around snake, pulling all three of them into an embrace. “but you still went into the effort to get this game and have us experience something you love.” he cooed into their ear, playing up his sincere feelings to get a reaction out of them.

snake curled the end of his tail around sheep’s arm, his own subtler form of a hug. “yeah, that’s really nice of you. you’re too good for us, pumpkin.”

“i’m going to launch you both out of my window if you don’t stop.” sheep spoke through gritted teeth, trying their hardest not to die from all the affection their boyfriends had decided to bless them with.

both men burst out laughing, apologizing through laughs as their lover pouted at the teasing. while wolf was cackling and snake was hitting the couch like he had heard the funniest joke ever, sheep simply picked up the other two wii remotes on the table and turned them on, deciding to get this shit show over with.

the mayhem died down after a while and snake and wolf turned their eyes to the screen, where sheep had picked their account and picked out a 100cc grand prix. they now were on the character selection screen.

“does it matter what character we pick?” snake asked, picking up the remote and adjusting it in his tail. he turned it sideways after glancing at how sheep held it.

wolf didn’t catch onto the proper way to hold the controller, prompting sheep to turn it for him. “not really?” sheep hummed. “i mean, the characters have weights and that affects how well you can control them, but it doesn’t matter in the long run.”

three columns of characters popped up, each more ridiculous than the last. wolf’s eyes popped open and he leaned forward to make sure he wasn’t seeing it wrong. “you can play as a dragon?!”

“yeah, that’s good ol’ bowser. he’s the major bad guy of the series.” that was all snake needed to hear and he instantly picked the spiked dragon/turtle without a second thought. his speed made wolf and sheep start giggling as they looked over their choices.

“i guess i’ll be... waluigi.” pleased with himself, wolf turned to look down at sheep. “who’re you picking, baby?”

“well, as a kid, i played baby mario, but i think i’ll change it up for once.” sheep moved their selector over mario. “i have grown up.”

“pfft.”

“that you have.” all three snickered like the geeks they were, as the next selection screen appeared, this time for karts. after all sticking to the first kart that appeared and all picking automatic drifting, they were finally on the circuits list.

“alright, boys, what’re we feeling?” leaning back against the couch, sheep watching as the two looked over their choices.

ever the egotistical man, wolf peered down with a smirk. “which one’s the hardest?” which caused snake to glare heavily across the couch.

“wolf, c’mon, we haven’t played this before!” he complained.

“i know, i know, but we’ll be fiiine. we were criminal masterminds, what can a little racing game even do?”

“...fuckinnng, fine.” snake gave in, turning his head back to the tv. “whatever, fuck it.”

wolf winked at his partner slumped against the couch. “go ahead, do your worst.”

and so, sheep sat up and picked out the lightning cup on the far right, desperately stifling whatever evil smile wanting to show itself on their face. they decided to show mercy and explained how to play the game properly to the men, just in time as the beginning of the race fanfare played, showcasing the snes mario circuit 3.

it was snake in tenth, wolf in eleventh, and sheep in twelfth right off the bat. wolf had made a joke about sheep being used to last place but it fell upon deaf ears as the countdown began.

both snake and wolf jolted when as soon as the race started, their partner had blasted past them and jumped from dead last to fifth.

“you’re cheating!” snake gasped, squinting when sheep let out a few evil giggles. “there’s no way you’re not!”

“what kind of pro reveals all their tricks?” sheep shot back, smacking into the first item box of the game. the two other animals were not that far behind.

as the race continued, wolf and snake quickly realized that this wasn’t just a simple racing game, oh no. this game had items, some that track people, others that hit everyone else besides yourself, and some that didn’t make sense to either of them. and even the ai racers were ruthless, making sure that they hit both men in attempts to keep them in the back.

sheep couldn’t help their smug grin when they had successfully taken first place, seeing as wolf was struggling his ass off in sixth place and snake was cursing up a storm, still in tenth place despite two laps having passed.

“what kind of sadist makes a game like this-- FUCK!” snake yelled as he was hit by a bullet bill.

“that is HORSE SHIT!” wolf roared when he was hit by two red shells in a road, successfully knocking him back three places.

“aw, you guys are one after the other.” sheep cooed like it was something adorable and wasn’t caused by their lack of skill.

it only served more fuel to the fire when the race had ended, leaving sheep at the very top of the leaderboard and their partners lingering near the bottom spots. both of them were glaring at their relaxed demeanor and all parties involved were now aware of the competitive air rising among them.

ds peach gardens wasn’t any easier, but snake and wolf had begun adjusting to the game mechanics, able to hit more enemies and even being behind sheep at one point in the race. that was before sheep had tactically thrown a bob-bomb, stunning the both of them while they made their escape.

“oh you little--!” snake was fully immersed in the gameplay, not liking losing one bit. no, he’d rather eat his old skin that admit defeat, especially to his starry eyed lovers. “you’re a god damn piece of shit, sheep!”

“l + ratio, old man.” sheep was enjoying themselves immensely, laughing super hard when they took a quick glance at wolf’s little screen and saw him get sniped by a green shell and knocked into a chain chomp. “bro, you guys BOTH suck.”

“FUCK YOU!” they spoke in unison, blood pressure rising every passing second they spent on the game.

the third map, gcn dk mountain, had been the easiest so far. with wide turns and a pretty simple layout, neither men had a hard time driving like the previous maps. because of this, they climbed up the ranks steadily and had ended that race in third and fifth respectively.

“i’m coming for your spot, you asshole.” wolf sneered, mostly playfully. he wanted nothing more than to knock his partner out of first, especially when they had begun to shit talk the way they drove.

“not with your nineteen points you’re not.” sheep howled, pointed a finger at the screen. “you’re barely above half the coms, what makes you think one first place will make you win?”

“start the next race!” snake was getting impatient from the banter, barring his teeth at both of his lovers.

“yeah, yeah, yeah, hold yourself together, twink.” wow, this game was easily bringing out the worst in all of them.

any hopes of knocking sheep out of first place was crushed the second both men were inside of the n64 bowser’s castle. with lava everywhere and a lack of safety rails, they had spent more time being picked up by lakitu than actually racing.

“FUCK YOU AND YOUR LIGHTNING, TOADETTE!” wolf’s voice was going hoarse by how loud he was getting and sheep just kept laughing and laughing, having the time of their life. “STUPID FUCKING POLKA DOTTED WHORE, PINK BITCH--”

“EVERYONE GETS A BULLET BILL EXCEPT FOR ME?” snake was in twelfth, watching as the three coms in front of him all got the aforementioned item and left him in the dust. given up, snake turned his anger to sheep. “YOUR GAME FUCKING SUCKS!”

sheep had tears in their eyes, laughing so hard as they crossed the finish line without much trouble. it was further enhanced when wolf let out a pained yell as he drove off the side of the map, going from sixth place to eleventh in just a few seconds.

the results were in and sitting in first with sixty points was none other than sheep themself, their boyfriends left in the dust and coming in eighth and tenth. sheep was rolling on the floor, losing their mind as snake dissolved into an angry rant about how unfair and stupid the game was.

it took a few more minutes for snake to get everything off of his chest and for sheep to get back on the couch, wiping their face dry with a laugh every now and then. it was silent for a few moments, only the ambient mario kart music making noise in the room.

wolf stood up, pulling out his phone and walking to the kitchen. “i’m ordering dominoes. fuck you, sheep.”

sheep let out a long wheeze.

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Theo Raeken X Male Reader Part 3 of ???

Title: Hidden Shadows

Summary: its day 3 and Theo has agreed to stay with Y/N. Now Theo is interested in learning who you are as a person and your interests

Theo and Y/N have awaken for a new day in this journey. Theo cooked breakfast for the both you

Y/N: what you cooking their Raeken

Theo: oh um well i decided to cook US some eggs with bacon along with some hasbrowns, hoping you don't mind

Y/N: not at all Theo help yourself out, after all you are staying under my roof and i wouldn't want my guest to grow hungry

Theo: thanks,why don't you sit at the table, ill bring us our food

Y/N: sounds great Theo

Theo serves both Y/N and his plate and brings over to the table. As the both of you eat your breakfast, Theo begins to wonder exactly who is Y/N as a person in other words he is interested in learning about you

Theo: listen um I've been meaning to ask you something

Y/N: about what?

Theo: i um well i don't if your willing to talk about it but who are you as a person what are you likes and dislikes

Y/N: well lets see where should i start, well im huge comic geek along with being a gamer And i mainly enjoy comedy/horror movies

Theo: oh nice, are you DC or Marvel

Y/N: im both actually i enjoy both DC and Marvel movies and comics

Theo: thats a first, normally it's one or the other, and what about gaming

Y/N: well on the Xbox i enjoy Halo and left 4 dead along with Dead By Daylight and Zombie Army. As for the switch i play super mario, metroid and well um Bayonetta

Theo: nice, im actually a Halo fan myself

Y/N: what??? No way...prove it

Theo:i don't, i mean flip yap will kick me out of nipple academy

Y/N:(laughing) oh my, what's not to love about the grunts honestly they are my favorite alien race in Halo. Maybe we should play it sometime

Theo: I'd like that, hey listen i hope you don't mind me asking but is your dad like um not here anymore i mean i ask because I've only seen you, your mom and sister on the pictures you have here on display

Y/N:(nervously) oh um my dad, yeah he is still around just not in our frame if you know what i mean

Theo: what happened, why did he leave you

Theo notices your mood change very quickly

Theo: listen im sorry for asking, you don't have to talk about it

Y/N: no it's fine Theo really it's just when i was five i was aware that i was different from most boys..my interests were different

Theo: such as

Y/N: well um im um im....im gay

Theo: Oh

Y/N: yeah...Oh, after my dad found out he made my mom chose either him or me but of course my mother chose me, but before my dad abandoned us he looked me in the eye and said i was the biggest mistake to ever been born. (A tear coming down your cheek)

Theo: was life when he left?

Y/N: it was only the beginning growing up i never had or made friends, to everyone i was a freak...an outcast, as a child i always cried because no one ever came to my birthday parties. I was constantly being bullied. I just wanted to ended it all...all the pain...all the voices in my head. You know whats the funny thing, i even sucked at taking my own life (laughing and crying) pretty funny huh

Theo: im really sorry to hear this, i shouldn't have asked you such horrible event in your life

Y/N: its fine

Theo: what about the pain you felt...the voices

Y/N: they went away after coming here to Beacon Hills, scott and stiles came up to me and welcomed me to their group which was me before knowing the world of the supernatural. It took awhile for me to accept to i finally had friends

Theo: how come, isn't this what you wanted

Y/N: yeah it was everything i wanted but the voices kept telling me its too good to be true but day after day scott, stiles, lydia and malia kept proving me wrong and eventually the voices stopped....i was finally at peace...i am finally.......home

Theo: i think it was brave of you to share those memories. Listen i just want you to know that im fine with you being you

Y/N:(laughing) thanks Theo

Theo: i mean it, i dont want you to change for anyone, i want you to be your geeky dorky self

Y/N:Dorky...ouch

Theo: sorry but you know what i meant, i think you are awesome and special the way you are...its like somebody once said "you are perfect the way you are, even with your imperfections you can do anything"

Y/N: is that someone a bathtub fish from the courage the cowardly dog cartoon

Theo: um Dork Alert, anyways one last thing. What do you look for in a guy and what role do you give yourself in a relationship

Y/N: oh um well honestly good personality and a good heart also someone who is respectful and romantic....nothing too fancy.

Theo:(smirking) im sure you'll find someone who treats you and makes you very happy, what about your role in a relationship

Y/N: oh boy (laughing) well to keep more PG lets say i see and prefer myself as the little spoon in the relationship sooo that means my guy has to the big spoon,i know "why so picky"

Theo: so in other words you are a Bott....

Y/N: (Blushing) THEO...KEEP IT PG MY LORD. Anyways i think its time we stop the prophet of truth sooo shall we play Halo

Theo:(laughing) ok little spoon, let's play some halo then

Y/N:Theo, thanks for listening, i really don't open up to everyone like that...honestly your the first to know about my interests and likes

Theo: of course that's what friends are for right and listen if you want to talk about anything, im here for you

#cody christian #theo raeken #theo raeken x reader

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