#methinks no

[doodlepede]

is tumblr society ready to acknowledge that orientation is a fundamentally shallow and self-limiting understanding of sexuality lol

tldr its just another framework for shoving infinitely complex concepts and experiences into a trinary for ease of communication, backed up by biases and more of the same bogus pop-biology used to justify da sex binary.

ur just wired homosexual or heterosexual or bisexual. uhuh surrrrre. sure. because even though this faulty logic is unjustifiable irt sex, its totally still applicable to sexuality!!!! yeah right

[ginger-grimm]

PETER, RED, AND PETRA MÜLLER

"So, Petra, tell me more about your parents?"

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[cold--carnage]

I wonder if people actually read our DNI

[decsrice]

is there anything funnier than brighton consecutively beating chelski ever since potter left

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[disteal]

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

[crabussy]

emojis for those of us who love to smile and grin. spread them like an invasive species. no need for credit go crazy go wild get scary

[2myaku]

saw this and went Yeah. batman and robin

[canisalbus]

[zeldabf]

that one meme with kyubey/madoka but it’s majora and link

[he was gonna draw this with human jora or wrath/incarnation but… too many pattern.. ancestor cry…]

[dumbbitchawards]

I have never met a single cishet who knows the term lipstick lesbian. Dr House do you mind answering a few questions

[decapod-appreciator]

then, now, and forevermore

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

i keep thinkin about katsuki who just doesn’t give a fuck. like, yeah he’ll walk over and pull you closer by the waist to press kisses all over your mouth to hear you giggle. and yeah he’ll groan and jokingly tell you to “stop runnin’” when he’s slobbering n’ biting all over your cheek while you try to push him away in between giggles and pecks. so what if he’s right outside of his classroom and what he’s doing is quote unquote “inappropriate ” ? you’re his girl. you mean to tell him he’s supposed to walk right past you and not try to initiate a make out session at 8 in the morning ??? while you’re looking like that ?? yeah right, mind your business glasses !!

[800db-cloud]

i like to imagine spy’s old dark grey suit is actually his company mandated uniform :)

[technically-human]

Edwin after the confession is a menace

Bonus Charles being normal about it:

[milkcurdles]

Hugs n kisses to the Original Girldad Smol Child duo… I love Phoenix and Pearls dynamic in AA2