#methinks no

[doodlepede]

is tumblr society ready to acknowledge that orientation is a fundamentally shallow and self-limiting understanding of sexuality lol

tldr its just another framework for shoving infinitely complex concepts and experiences into a trinary for ease of communication, backed up by biases and more of the same bogus pop-biology used to justify da sex binary.

ur just wired homosexual or heterosexual or bisexual. uhuh surrrrre. sure. because even though this faulty logic is unjustifiable irt sex, its totally still applicable to sexuality!!!! yeah right

[ginger-grimm]

PETER, RED, AND PETRA MÜLLER

"So, Petra, tell me more about your parents?"

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[carnage-cathedral]

I wonder if people actually read our DNI

[decsrice]

is there anything funnier than brighton consecutively beating chelski ever since potter left

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[spoondrifts]

something about vi never wanting anyone in her life to change. something about jayce not caring at all how much viktor has changed so long as he's alive. something about the way vi associates radical change with death, perceiving jinx's continued existence as a kind of necromantic horror—the way jayce would shatter fundamental laws of nature without a second thought in order to give viktor the best chance at survival, in whatever form that may take. transformation as rebirth vs murder, hextech vs shimmer. nature has made us intolerant to change, but fortunately, we have the capacity to change our nature. and then jayce, realizing that he hasn't changed at all, not really—that he is a scientist at heart, and he shouldn't have tried to be anything else. and then vi, realizing she has become someone unrecognizable—never thought my sister would turn bluebelly. and for both of them, it's too little, too late.

[disteal]

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

[marineflamez]

ford...

[crabussy]

emojis for those of us who love to smile and grin. spread them like an invasive species. no need for credit go crazy go wild get scary

[theendlessbond]

ariana grande is a woman who had to have a wildly successful career as a singer in order to fulfill her true passion as a gelphie truther

[kanonbea]

forbidden fruit

[2myaku]

saw this and went Yeah. batman and robin

[canisalbus]

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[sweetbitcheswithlove]

REBLOG IF U WANT MY NUDES IN YOUR INBOX

[dumbbitchawards]

I have never met a single cishet who knows the term lipstick lesbian. Dr House do you mind answering a few questions