#messy eats
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deunmiu-dessie-sideblog · 3 months ago
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hehehehhe, was thinking about construction worker simon who goes to work every day just to show off the lunches you make him for work. and it soon becomes a huge thing and all his coworkers and even managers look forward to seeing what you've cooked cause it never seems to be the same. it's literally the only reason simon wakes up in the morning to go to work; he has everyone jealous and prances around all proud, then tells you all about when he comes home :(
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maroonmused · 3 months ago
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just passed the fuck out
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soosoosoup · 8 months ago
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Strawberry Swap
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haunted-xander · 6 months ago
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I made this AAAAGES ago and forgot to post it and now I'm annoyed by how it's rotting away on my phone so here. Bratty teen Thancred being a menace to Fourchenault (and a bad influence on Urianger lol)
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doughydrew · 4 months ago
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Ice cream diet in full force. Also how are last year summer shirts fitting?
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Me getting recommended The Dad Who Lived on Youtube yesterday: ugh, tiktok compilations are definitely not my thing but I'm out of videos so I'll put it on in the background
Me today, desperately refreshing the channel: Did Clapclop solve Evangeline's broom problem? Has the apple pie solved the Thad problem permanently, is Dad safe? OH GOD I BET HANK ATE THE PIE DIDN'T HE, SO LONG AS IT WAS HANK AND NOT CHAD IT'LL BE OKAY, WHO ATE THE PIE??
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puhpandas · 4 months ago
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HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY RUIN!!!!
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wyrmwright · 6 months ago
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bro he does NOT want to hear you practice your villain monologue
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cursedimagedump · 8 months ago
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clown-eating-pig · 8 months ago
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Quick sketch of the number one slaughter lesbian of all time!!!! She will always take “slay!” far too literally!!!!
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growmydarling · 6 months ago
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Perhaps you would like to tease and humiliate my stuffed belly.....
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Christ, what a massive slovenly piggy we have here. Have you no shame? I think you like ot when I tease you for having grown yourself out of all your clothes. That way it's easier to clean all the ice cream off your porky body. I bet you do this by yourself, even. Getting off to your own greed, thinking about blowing up to the point that you have to special order pants so they don't rip at the seams trying to stuff your thunder thighs into them. At that rate, why even wear clothes? What a naughty, craven feedee you are.
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soosoosoup · 8 months ago
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Watermelon peck
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calebsrottingcorpse · 17 days ago
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Philip Witteba- *cacophony of disturbing noises and a big explosion*
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(original scene below the cut)
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pettyprocrastination · 1 year ago
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actually thinking about that “not all characters should be in a coffee shop au” because simon riley is absolutely a line cook with a permanent record who takes hella smoke breaks and is always one more “table three said theyre chicken tastes ‘funny’ “ away from fucking killing somebody 
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throwmethroughawindow · 9 months ago
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ace is a messy whiny pussy eater, you cannot tell me otherwise
begging and whimpering for more, devouring you over and over until you’re crying bc you’re so overstimulated and he begs for “just one more baby, you taste so good”
kissing and licking your thigh as you ride out your last orgasm, your pussy squeezing his fingers as he praises you and thanks you; promising to do this for you every day of his life if you’d let him
UGH UGH UGH
Blame @terarria-sunflower FOR THESE HORNY ASS TJOUGHTS!!!!‼️‼️‼️
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jerrythebug · 2 months ago
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POV you interrupted their date 😡💢 (they're still kinda shy about being seen together in public)
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