#message pig

[cheddar-baby]

[stop-entropy-lie-down]

why i made the switch to message pigs

i've never met a wire fence a message pig couldn't chew through

the mental anguish of destroying a beloved message pig protects your messages from data loss

a big round belly is the perfect emoticon

tasteful pink background for your coquettish sexts

pig trickery: a message of 'please attack me now', when read aloud by a nefarious interceptor, will activate your pig's defensive capabilities

#pigswitch

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

[abbeyofcyn]

Krang infection 11

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He was, in fact, not all right.

[thegoodmorningman]

All Mornings are Equal, but some Mornings are more Equal than others.

[goddesspeach01]

Someone say hi on this cold winter day, mommy is bored 😝

[faunandfloraas]

Lee know becoming Guy Who Eats Boring Chicken Breast for The Protein ™️ is my villain origin story

[pigswithwings]

nontech objectums please have a nice day today

[fountainpenguin]

Apparently everyone wants me for both my super niche Etho/SnifferMyFeet content and my equally niche Grian/Bdubs content... Not the combination I expected to be known for, but it is what it is.

Congrats on your newfound tastes; I will make you all a meal.

[cheddar-baby]

[pigdemonart]

Isadore certified fan favorite cringefail baby girl !!!!

Here is a video of me killing him to death

[21stcenturyschizoidfag]

[f-imaginings]

I got the coolest Xmas present ever from my partner 😍 the gravity falls vinyl 🤩 I love the artwork I want it all on my walls!

[thegoodmorningman]

The Sun is clearly so high. Good Morning!!!

[420technoblazeit]

oh my god do you think dean still has crowley's voicemails. he had them in season 11. just dozens of saved messages of crowley's nagging and poorly disguised worry, telling him off for unpaid tabs and bar fights and asking him to come back and just talk to him. do you think he listens to them sometimes late at night when sam is asleep and he's drinking alone again

[volleypearlfan]

there's a right-wing knockoff of Bluey called Chip Chilla. nothing is sacred in this world. Conservatives always complain about cartoons "not being for kids" (read: having LGBTQ+ representation), but Chip Chilla isn't for kids either - it's only for pearl-clutching moral guardians who want to feel good about the shows their children watch.

It's like how that doll line, Lammily, wasn't actually targeted towards kids or doll collectors -- it was only for parents and Buzzfeed bloggers who wanted a "wholesome" alternative to Barbie. Lammily faded into obscurity while Barbie is still going strong, so I don't think we have to worry about Chip Chilla replacing Bluey. Also, Rob Schneider is in it...gross