#merc au

[canadian-pug-cartel]

Merc electro our beloved

[negativepeanuthoarder]

ok you know that trope where a guard bursts in on the main characters so they start kissing and the guard leaves?

Merc AU dnf execute that perfectly every time. it's flawless. George hides Dream's identity and they can get really passionate about it once.

Sylvnap Cannot Do This. They have known each other for most of their lives. They share a bed half the time. They've probably seen one another naked. They Will Not Fucking Kiss Each Other to save their own damn lives which is probably a combination of both of them being on the aromantic spectrum and also the sheer awkwardness of it.

Instead a guard will walk in on them uncomfortably staring at one another while trying to psych themselves up to actually kiss and it's so awkward the guard just shuts the door and walks away.

[edensrose]

This quote I found on Pinterest reminded me of your mercenary au.

OH YES LMAO

This is totally merc irmo I swear🤣

[redhandedsuggestions]

it's been a long time since i posted any kind of story excerpt here, so have one for Mestas's merc AU.

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Sniping isn't her specialty. Not even close. When she's out in the field she prefers to be in close quarters, blades and limbs flying in that intricate dance between two people who know their survival depends on getting the upper hand. The adrenaline rush of it, sweat trickling down her back as she dodges and drives her blade home, chest heaving as her opponent crumples and she stands triumphant-- that's what she's here for, this is what she craves, and laying prone at the top of some hill or building with her eye to a scope just doesn't scratch that itch.

More importantly, it's boring.

But wouldn't luck have it that not being up on some sniper's perch is leaving her open to the bastard taking shots at her right now. He's been messing with her since she got here and for the time being she has no way to get him back for it. Snipers have the advantage at a distance but are usually piss-poor at CQC. Unfortunately, being good at it ain't doing her any favors right now.

So she makes a mental note to gut the cheeky little bastard when she's done clearing this place out. She'll be plenty hungry by then and will welcome the fresh blood.

When a bullet whizzes past her ear and digs out a chunk of the concrete behind her she bares her fangs in agitation. Yeah. Definitely gonna eat him.

It's not that she doesn't like the challenge-- she does, when there's actually a challenge to be had. But since she set foot on this property this guy's taken six shots at her. Any sniper worth their salt wouldn't miss that many times, especially since two of 'em were when she was out in the open. And they especially wouldn't take out two of their own guys in the process. So either her target hired someone completely incompetent to keep their watch-- which she won't rule out just yet-- or this is another merc. And he's deliberately fucking with her.

She doesn't like being toyed with. She's the one who plays the mind games, keeps people guessing, gets them riled up for her own amusement when she's bored. She's not supposed to be on the receiving end of this bullshit.

When this is all over she's gonna make this fucker regret it.

That rage fuels her fighting and she makes short work of the remaining perimeter guards. Then she looks around. All the shots have come from the same direction, and none came when she was behind the complex itself. So the annoying bastard hasn't been moving around to follow her.

Staring off into the hills around the base, she bares her fangs in a feral grin and flips off one in particular.

There's no response. She doesn't expect one.

She heads inside anyway.

The contract was pretty clear: no one gets out alive. Not in a "leave no witnesses" kind of way, but a full-on slaughter. That's fine. She can do that even if she would have preferred something a little quieter. More delicate, maybe. Those are the more challenging hunts and that makes them more fun than indiscriminate killing.

Doesn't matter. Without the fucker with the rifle bothering her she makes short work of the interior guards, a handful of scientists, and the CEO that signs their checks. That last one is fun. It takes a lot more strength to snap a neck than movies would have you believe, but it's not too much effort for a vampire. It's less of a cracking sound, too. More of a crunch, bones grinding on each other in ways they're not meant to.

Well, that wraps that up. She'll do one last sweep of the halls and rooms to make sure, maybe poke around for any unlikely hiding spots, but if anyone in the building was still alive she would have sensed them by now. It's a rare person who can shield their mind from a telepath-- rarer still the one who can mask their life force from a psyvamp. The physical check is just a formality.

And then she can deal with that pesky little sniper.

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As luck would have it, he's gone. Not brave enough to deal with her face to face, she'd guess. Damn. She hates the ones who don't have the guts to deal with the consequences of their actions. Worse than that, now she has to go hungry because the little fucker had the sense to clear out before she hauled her ass up to this perch. She likes her meals hot from the vein, not cooling in a body whose heart can't even pump blood anymore in the first place.

Frustrated more than before, she looks around, wrinkling her nose at the smell of exposed brain matter. Whoever was supposed to be manning this perch never had the chance to get a warning out before the annoying bastard put a bullet in her skull. He's professional in that at least.

Another glance at the body and she frowns, moving closer. In the hand, something white. Paper, it looks like. Folded, not crumpled, and the longer she stares at it the more it looks like it was placed there after the poor bitch got a one-way ticket to the next world.

No reason not to take it. It's not like the dead girl will be able to stop her. She certainly couldn't stop her killer from leaving it.

Taking off her left glove, she unfolds the paper. It's only a scrap, torn from the corner of a journal or something. But scrawled across it are three words.

You're getting slow.

It's messy, and maybe even illegible to most people, but she knows that handwriting. This isn't the first time he's left her a note like this. The last time was in that hotel room when he left her handcuffed to the bed and skipped town before she could do the same to him.

She grins, the tips of her fangs poking out over her lower lip. So that's how he wants to play.

So be it, boyo. She's always in the mood for a hunt, and once she catches him, she'll pay him back for playing with her.

Whether she sucks his blood or something else depends on whether or not he decides to play nice when she catches him.

[stillpanicking]

Fenton? You mean Phantom?

Everyone that was anyone, knew to not go near Jack Fenton. Even after he walked away from the underbelly of the darker side of humanity. He was someone that always got the job done without question. From the most would be considered a suicidal mission, he would return the following day without much of a scratch or laughing over how easy it was.

Many assumed he was a meta, non-human or something! Anything to explain Jack Fenton himself.

Nothing.

So when he walked away, many felt more at ease with this. Now there were more jobs on the docket for themselves. Albeit, the death rate has risen.

For Jack, that's all in the past. His college is paid off, that wedding he promised for Maddie was done to her liking. A tour around the country visiting the most haunted places. Finally, buying off a home in the most hunted place they could find, Amity Park! Whatever was left, went into their research!

Perfection.

It was perfect....

"Ah, Bruce Wayne... Yes, I know that's you behind the mask. What do you want?"

"We need Phantom."

"...Myself or my son?"

"Both."

[averageludwig]

vamp au but i actually draw the other vampires in the au whatttt

[pastel-medic]

In another universe, the fight is a bit different.

Reblogs are appreciated!!! 🍰💖

Credits to my twin @hoshi-tsubasa for helping with the class swapping! Gonna make a blurb list on some things about the AU ;P (also I'm developing this as I go so new stuff might be added later!)

Gray Mann's daughter Olivia took over his position as chief executive officer of Gray Gravel Company, and conducted the army of robots to take over Mann Co.

Miss Pauling is the Administrator instead of Helen. She was the one who recruited the mercenaries for the fight against Olivia Mann's army

Mortician's father-son relationship with Kickboxer is a positive one.

Timebomb makes all of his explosives himself and rigs them to have timed detonations or manual ones

Alistair is the only one who knows his real name. Whenever someone asks for his name he provides a different one every time

Alessio is from a former mafia but escaped and took refuge with Miss Pauling

The stitches on Warhorse's face were done by Mortician after an incident on the field that almost left him dead

Welder helped install the sniper eye into Headbuster's eyesocket. It acts as a scope so he doesn't need to use the ones on sniper rifles

Wildfire was a former firefighter who combatted wild forest fires with new fires (a method called backburning)

Will do more doodles of this AU and they'll be on my AF as well! 🍰💖

[homkamiro]

Answering some questions regarding TF2 × MLP AU!!! This crossover absolutely rotted my brain and I can't.stop thinking about it

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

More of my TF2 × Gravity Falls crossover because the idea of Stan interacting with the mercs and slowly being accepted into their found family has been EATING away at my brain!!

Rambles:

- I already said this but Stanley's basically hired as the grunt/muscle for Miss Pauling. He helps her out with her missions sometimes and the clean-up that comes after, or just delivers supplies and packages to the mercs :]

- I accidentally made him look a lot older than 19 in my drawings, so he's kinda in the same category as Sniper in the "looks-way-older-than-his-actual-age" department.

- Scout is so happy he's no longer the youngest in the team, and since the nickname "little man" is already taken, Heavy just calls Stanley "child", and Scout teases him about it RELENTLESSLY.

- Stanley has to work with both the RED and BLU team, and is forced to listen to ALL cross-factional the drama, because both teams have somehow dragged him into being their unofficial therapist without his prior knowledge.

[gingerale13]

Familiar feeling

Boom. 1850's Mercinaries.

I get that these guys are actual historical characters, but I would rather blatantly ignore that and start theorizing about them.

Davey Crockett ? I think you mean Nick Bundy.

Billy the kid? No, that's Jacob, silly!!

Although their lives are very mirrored, in some ways. Reincarnated if you will

Anyway that's all.. might expand on the other 1850s Mercs if I find the motivation, but for now it's just these losers!

(Part 2)

+ ugly sketches under cut

[cspcrashing]

☠️: kurosaki. what the hell kinda shirt is this ?

🍓: i only said it would fit you, not that it would be your style. besides, it looks fine on you.

☠️: you— fuckin' whatever doc'.

🍓: you like it, don't you.

☠️: shut it.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

Merc AU post murder mission Sapnap’s favorite way of decompressing is following Sylvee around and ‘protecting’ her. She doesn’t need to be protected but this is Very important to him so she just lets him do this.

this is a leftover from when they were kids and Sylvee was the protective one

[currentfandomkick]

Mer!Danny won the poll. And tumblr keeps eating my intros.enjoy!

Origin of Mer!Danny

Danny wasn’t sure when he started hiding in the aquarium as Phantom, but it happened. Hey knew he had a bad habit of checking that the bubblers and air filters for the animals were working.

The sharks… spooked him at first. Mostly the big ones. The rays are sea pancakes he coos at. But the big sharks? The ones that look like sharks send something in the back of his mind off.

The day he was flung into a tank as Phantom he froze.

This annoyingly strong ecto-octopus showed up and kept going after him as Fenton and Phantom. And responded to Taco, Tapa, and Toby. So name probably stars with a T and its intent on keeping him.

At least Skulker stays in the thermos.

Valerie was handling it her way, and he hated that it calmed him down.

Danny just. Wanted a break from it.

And now the stupid sharks were swimming to him and. And.

He blacked out a bit.

He was tiny.

The shark was huge.

The sharks were around him and… brushed against him for the most part.

He was pushed to tiny cave by one’s fin and just… stayed there.

Evil Taco can’t hurt him here.

Danny wiggled at that. He was tiny. And his tail was… different? He blinked slowly at it. The pattern reminded him of drum fish and scorpion, but looked more like a koi fish with the fancy fins and shape.

He managed to look at his hands and oh. He has black scales there too. And some flecks of green. A bit(?) of his sides had a slip of white and then it was just his skin.

He. He needs a nap.

Danny passes out in the little cave the sharks gave him.

Taglist will be on master post just so i don’t have to scroll on all the parts. Masterpost should be tagged as such, and i’ll link it here

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

No one — I said, no one — will be able to convince me that Isabela Merced isn't perfect to be an agathario's daughter, and I'm claiming that for my story.

Like, LOOK AT THIS:

I'm not crazy, this makes perfect sense! THOSE BIG BROWN EYES, DOE EYES!! She's very good for this role! I'm happy to have finally found an actress for my fancast.

"Ah, but Isabela Merced is already part of the MCU, she played Anya in Madame Web"

I DON'T WANNA KNOW, I DON'T CARE, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! I'M GOING TO USE THIS FANCAST BECAUSE IN MY HEAD IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!

By the way, what's the fancast of your agathario OC's people? I feel like we're outnumbered because I at least don't see many people creating agathario oc's, but it would be interesting to talk about it.

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Bonus: She looks a lot with April, I remembered that because I read a fanfic (WHICH I LOVED, BY THE WAY) of April Ludgate x Jennifer Barkley. So, author, whoever you are, this is for you <3

Updates: I FOUND THE FANFIC! It's called "checkmate!" By fqrcefields (sqyyadina)! Ugh, I loved this fanfic with all my might! If anyone knows the author's @ here on tumblr, please tag here!!

[tenyardstowitchyard]

-Madam, I am coming to you

[willyonilly]

horse.