#mer: oh no yea yea i see it yea

[blue-sadie]

Trick Or Treat

Halloween Special~based off this vote

Ghostface Anakin Skywalker x Nerd Reader

Summary: his blood lust intensifys

Warning: modern day au, knife play, marking/carving into skin, wall sex

Yn/3rd person pov

The thumbing music made my ears ring, and the close proximity of people made me feel dizzy I don't know why I'm here but here I am dressed up for the occasion.

"Are you new or something" my eyes flickered over to one of the cheerleaders I think her name was charlotte as she stumbled towards me her speech slurring from her drunkenness, "um y-yea sort of" I murmured nervously fumbling with the plastic cup I had in my hand.

"What shit are you drinking" she muttered giggling to herself as she grabbed it and downed it in one gulp I grimaced as she almost choked slamming the cup down.

"Your drinking the fucking punch" she yelled out laughing to much for my liking "y-yeah" I whispered she quickly put her hand on my shoulder and leaned in, my nose crinkled as I smelt the alcohol on her breath.

She only stopped a few inches from my face her drunkly wavering as her eyes wondered over my face "I'mma tell you something if you want boys..... you gotta be more out there.. not like that bitch what is her name" she paused racking through or nut brain trying to remember my name.

"Yn" I murmured she nodded her head furiously "wait how did you know" she questioned tilting her head in confusion I shrugged my shoulders "just a hunch" I didn't fear affected by her words well not anymore at least.

She quickly turned to the fridge and opened it up, a shiver ran up my spine making me to look around my surroundings I felt someone staring at me, my eyes flickered around seeing a glimpse of white outside the window 'must be the reflection' I kept going till the landed on the jock and coincidentally charlotte's boyfriend 'jake'.

He smirked as he saw I caught him staring and he licked his lips as his eyes wondered over my body, my stomach churned in disgust "i-i think I'm gonna go" I mumbled leaving the room before charlotte could protest.

I wondered through the rooms trying to get away from people after a while everything seemed to quieten down "police" someone screamed and everyone started to bolt out the door.

I tried squeezing through but it was mer impossible "come follow me" I was grabbing buy someone and pulled in the opposite direction of the doors "where are we going" I yelled out but didn't get an answer, the person who was dragging me was in a black robe with the hood up and a ghostface mask.

I didn't recognize the voice because of the voice changer he was using, I tried pulling away as i heard the police starting to bang on the door he tugged me towards him pulling me into a room I haven't gone into yet "we have to get down there" he pointed at the basement hatch as he locked the door.

'I didn't know houses still had these things' I felt uneasy "i-i think I better go" I tried pushing past him but he caught my wrist "do you want under age drinking on your application for college" he stated tilting his head as he spoke.

I shrunk back pulling my wrist out of his hold as i was thinking about it he does have a good point, I let out a sigh "your right" I murmured and slowly started making my way down into the basement with him close behind me.

He flicked on the light to reveal a big room which was only lit by a dim flickering light I walked a little ways from him looking at the surroundings it wasn't much to look at "who are you" I asked looking back to the man.

He straightened up as I asked the question "ghostface of course you like 'do you like scary movies' he murmured pulling a knife out his robe I stepped back out of fear "I think the police s-should be gone now" I said backing away from him as he slowly came towards me.

"Oh they won't be" he chuckled darkly as he backed me into the corner of the room "h-how would you know" I asked as my heart beat quickened he chuckled again and put his arms on either side of my head using his body to cage me in as he leaned down to whisper into my ear.

"Because charlotte and jakes bodies are in the shed and I left a good amount of a blood trail to lead the police there" my breath hitched as he spoke it felt as if my throat was closing up "w-why" I panted as tears started to well up in my eyes.

"Aw your to cute" he chuckled moving one of his hands to grab my chin forcing me to look up at him as if on impulse I slapped him across the face making him stumble and curse in pain.

I gasped in shock and tried to run past him but fall as he grabbed my ankle "l-let go" I screamed trying to kick him but he grabbed both my legs hard his nails digging into my skin "don't make me kill you too little bitch" he spat as he hold slowly moved up my body in till he could reach my hands.

He grabbed both of my hands in one of his and held them down above my head "fuck your going to pay" he muttered my eyes widened as I saw apart of his mask was broken "a-anakin" I whispered out of shock he grinned widely.

He huffed taking off his mask letting his curls loose "your always to smart for your own good" he muttered tightening his hold on my wrists as his other hand brought up the knife to my face softly pressing the tip against my cheek.

I let out pants and crys of fear "please no" I cried and he cooed down at me and dragged the knife from my cheek down to my neck "you'll look so pretty covered in blood" he whispered and slowly started to dig the knife into my skin drawing a little bit of blood.

I screamed in pain pushing my head back into the concrete floor "perfect like I always imagined" he murmured laying kisses on my neck "please stop" I cried "but I only just began".

The knife slowly lifted from my skin making my body shiver "see yn your already shaking in anticipation" he grinned and slowly used the knife to cut away the dress I was wearing, he let out a shakey breathe and placed more kisses on my stomach and chest.

"Anakin stop please" I tried to wiggle my way out his hold but he held fast and let out a low growl as he moved back up my body to look into my eyes his eyes were dark and full of lust.

"Why don't you just let me have you" he moved the knife to cut off my bra and panties leaving me bare "just let me take care of you" he whispered I held my breath as I felt the knife against my stomach "let me mark you" he breathed out happily as he slowly started to drag the knife against my stomach carving his name into my skin.

"Stop" I cried he sighed pulling the blood aways fron my skin showing me the blood that dripped from the tip he then threw the knife to the side and leaned down kissing away my fallen tears "no one else can help you make you feel like I do your mine" he voice was low and deep as he spoke.

"Stay still" he said slowly letting go of my wrists I was petrified and to scared to move my eyes followed his movements as he slowly moved his way down my body in till his head was by my core "let me taste you".

His eyes locked with mine as he moved in closer opening his mouth and dragged his tongue up and down my slit my legs shifting and my soft breathes turned into silent moans he wrapped his arms around my thighs bringing me more onto his tongue.

"F-fuck" I whispered biting my lip hard as to not show him how he was making me feel he sucked on my clit harshly making my legs tremble and tease underneath him, he pulled away with a pop, licking his lips to collect all my juices "your so sweet baby" he praised kissing his way back up my body making sure to avoid the wounds he inflicted on me.

His hands on my thighs slowly started to move me against him as he slowly started to pick me up "there you go baby" he smiled and pressed me back up against the wall I tried avoiding his gaze and tried to escape his hold but I just didn't have the energy.

I felt him maneuver some of his clothing in till I felt his hard cock pressed up against me "be good for me baby" he smirked and slowly lifted me up to sink me onto his cock "fuck" we both cursed breathlessly "your so tight for me" he groaned.

He pressed he against the wall hard as he started to thrust up into me my moans started to gradually get louder as he increased in speed his thrusts making me body jerk, anakin moved his head into the crook of my neck attaching his lips to my skin sucking harshly.

"Everyone better fucking know your mine" he grunted against my skin my breathing started to quicken as I felt myself close to climaxing I slowly moved my hands to clench down on his shoulders "c-cumming" I moaned arching my back into him, "that's it baby let go for me" he growled as he continued to thrust into me, cursing at how tight I was getting.

I cried out in pleasure as I cam on his dick and my moans only began to heighten as he continued his thrusting "fuck I'm cumming to baby" he groaned as hid cock began to pulse and his thrusts began to fulter in rhythm "s-shit" he growled out as he released inside me coating my insides in white I started to feel light headed and dizzy making him coo at my half lidded eyes.

"Don't worry yn I'll make sure your right as rain by tomorrow because your mine now and I look after my things"

Tag.List

@sweetirilly @neteyamyawne @greekgods15

[fence-time]

OKAY! EXPLOSION TIME

@wireman-au - you already know this one, but i think they updated since last time

Lifeline AU - by @/slash-magpie (sorry mags, unsure if you're ok with being pinged)! Good fic based off of a video game that i enjoy greatly. Changed my life nodders. llau!imp n skizz are very important to me they're so fucked up,, every mental illness ever about this au. Main characters... well, I don't wanna give too many spoilers, but let's stick with the first three: Impulse, Tango, Pearl! also joehills and zedaphplays are amazing human beings (COUGHS LOUDLY AT JOE IN LB) and i love them

Chasing the Horizon Line - by @nine-of-diamonds and @1watermelontea! Mers :3 they're fun and i also greatly enjoy imp n skizz here though it's less centered around them and more around gem... (first book, at least. also i inspired melon to add a Thing about skizz in this fic so im proud of that fact)

wanna break all the clocks and mirrors - very cute, pretty quick one-shot about imp n skizz and limited life!

The Haunts That Bind Us - *squints* im like. 90% sure rusty courage made this. it's good. phasmo :3 lots of angst and trauma and impulsesv

Birdsongs - OHHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS FIC. THIS. FIC. ranchers slowburn but subtle enough you can ignore it if you're not into shipping, people are correctly written for once, LATE 90'S-EARLY 2000'S MUSIC FESTIVAL AU. it's amazing. scott gets into a bar fight. jimmy steals something. first chapter is tango tek waking up from drunk music playing. skizz is amazing i love him. very very vague spoilers: weed + enjoys movies = pondering arson

i believe that we will see a better day - this fic has a special place in my heart for Reasons that i will not elaborate on as i do not want to have any personal information leaked don't think about it too hard <3 good fic

Natural Satellite - You probably aren't in this fandom but the fic is good i trust you can learn by context clues!! i love gay people!! this fandom is very good at visceral descriptions of love and also just visceral descriptions in general

Traveling Thieves - LOOOOOONG series but soso good! will not elaborate

And finally, if i may suggest some of my own headcanon/rarepair propaganda:

(how does it feel?) to be an expert in a dying field - i wrote this for mcyt aro week! grayro skizz, my beloved rarepair snowangel, title from my favorite band... yea :3 quite proud of it!!

...sorry if you've read any of these already

OH MY GOODNESS I’M SORRY MATE. ITS BEEN TOO LONG AUEEHHH OOPS? tho thank you so so much :O!!!

[raventroll80]

Stowaway Mer AU

Part 5: Mr. Grimmar’s Occult Shop

Em goes to Mr. Grimmar’s to pick up her stuff and wait for Nimh and Flynn and has a conversation with the local goth.

The door jingled as Em walked into the occult shop. The thick smell of old books and wood filled her nose and she smiled a little.

“Hello Em! How are you this fine day?” Mr. Grimmar said boisterously from behind the counter.

“Howdy Mr. Grimmar! I’m doing good, Marco told me someone dropped my bag off here do you have it?” She asked.

“Why of course my dear! He was a nice fellow magnificent mutton chops,” Mr. Grimmar replied and put her bag on the counter.

Mr. Grimmar was Em’s other boss, he ran the occult shop in Port Murlow while his husband Hiram ran the antiques shop directly across the street. He was an easily recognizable man given the fact he was 7 feet tall and dressed like a vampire most of the time. He had grey slicked back hair, and a large bushy beard with vibrant green eyes. On top of the occult shop he also ran the town’s mortuary/funeral home.

“How’s the new house? Any ghost?” He continued before disappearing into the back room. Em followed after grabbing her bag.

“It’s very nice, it could do for some work. My roommate Flynn doesn’t trust the bridge though,”

“Oh?”

“Yea he grips the steering wheel like it’s gonna take off,” she continued.

“This Flynn fellow, does he drive a pickup truck?” Mr. Grimmar asked as he poured some tea for the two of them.

“Yeah, why” Em asked as she sat down in the break room.

“I do believe him and the man who returned you back almost had a very unfortunate meeting about two days ago.”

“Oh?”

“Yes, I would have almost met the man at the mortuary if he didn’t stop,”

“Oh shit! Really?” Em exclaimed, a look of surprise covering her face.

“Yes, luckily he was able to stop and the fellow didn’t seem to mind apparently… though I still gave him an earful for not looking before crossing.”

“Speaking of the man, who did return my bag anyways?” Em asked after taking a sip of tea.

“I do believe it was the town’s cryptid of a scientist, Dr. Vega Triton I believe. Nice fellow, a little odd at times but I’m not complaining. Brings more, character to the town don’t you think?” He said before taking a sip of his own.

“He is very nice, I’ve seen him at the bait shop a few times,” Em replied, “I’ll have to thank him the next time I see him,”

Not long after that statement the ringing of a bell came from the storefront, signifying that a customer had come in. Mr. Grimmar and Em left the back to see who had come in and were greeted by Nimh and Flynn.

Flynn had a look somewhere between intrigue and unease as he walked through the store. His eyes were drawn to a large horned skull mounted on the wall behind the counter. He wasn’t sure if he should be concerned by its prominence in the store, or amused by the fact that someone had put googly eyes on the thing.

“I see my skull has caught your eye my good sir!” A booming voice said. Flynn was surprised to see the owner of said voice stood almost a head taller than himself.

“No need to worry, I’m not a satanist. A friend of mine has some jacob sheep and gifted me the skull after one of his largest rams died. The googly eyes are there to try and make it less… unsettling,” The man continued.

Flynn was still staring at the large man, still trying to comprehend that there was someone taller than him. Nimh gave a small chuckle of amusement when she noticed.

“Oh, I apologize, I haven’t even introduced myself yet. I’m Silas Grimmar, I own this establishment. Em here is one of my best employees!”

“Aren’t I your only employee besides Hiram,” Em said still holding her tea.

“Flynn Taggart, nice to meet you Mr. Grimmar.” Flynn replied shaking Mr. Grimmar’s hand.

“Now that introductions are out of the way…” Mr. Grimmar said, “I do believe you almost gave me a surprise shift at the morgue the other night, when you almost hit that pedestrian,”

A wave of guilt washed over Flynn as he remembered the other night. His face fell and he opened and closed his mouth a few times before speaking.

“Sorry, it was late, I should’ve been paying attention. Is the other person alright?” Flynn apologized. “I meant to go and apologize but it’s been a rough three days since I got here. It’s been… hard to sleep in the house,”

“Yes, he’s quite alright, in fact he seemed more worried about your wellbeing then his own. Though I doubt you’ll be finding him anytime soon, Dr. Triton doesn’t appear to be living in town as far as anyone knows,” Mr. Grimmar said, a look of concern covered his face.

“So, how was town central?” Em asked, wanting to redirect the conversation.

“Good, we’ll be getting power and heating back soon, and I found someone to check the house for damage ‘n stuff,” Flynn replied. “Have to go the bank tomorrow to pick up my inheritance, gonna be needing it for any repairs to the house.”

Em’s face lit up as she remembered about her other discovery.

“Oh! I just remembered! Mr. Grimmar I found some wine in the bay the other day,”

“Oh?” Mr. Grimmar hummed as he went to get more tea.

It’s still sealed and was in a box labeled Embalming Fluid, I marked it with a bottle buoy,” She continued.

“Embalming Fluid you say? Mr. Taggart, I do believe our families are about to be working together again for the first time in a long while,” Mr. Grimmar announced handing Nimh and Flynn their own cups.

“Hmm?” Flynn hummed as he drifted back to the conversation.

“Yes, though I doubt you want to hear the full story so I’ll give you the cliff notes version,” Silas said,

“Back in 20’s, your family, and the rest of Port Murlow disagreed with the prohibition laws. So, you family decided to open a speakeasy in one of the many sea caves. My family agreed to help yours by keeping their stock at the mortuary, and help deliver it in exchange for a reduced price at the speakeasy.” He finished, his cup of tea also done.

Flynn had a look of surprise on his face. He didn’t know this about his family, he was also surprised that his grandfather never told him either.

“Hmm… I never knew that,” he said,

The bell jingled again, this time a shorter man walked in. He had soft brown eyes and dusty grey brown hair. His face was worn but kind and he wore a soft smile on his face as he looked at Silas.

“Hiram my beloved, how was work?” Mr. Grimmar said as he walked towards the man, a broad warm smile on his face as well.

“Lovely dear, how are you doing Em?” Hiram asked after hugging Silas.

“Good, we were just talking about the crate of wine I found in the bay,” she replied.

“Oh?” Hiram said intrigued,

“Yeah, I’m gonna get the boat out tomorrow and pick it up,” Nimh said.

“It’s getting late. We should get going.” Flynn said after looking at his watch.

Silas checked his pocket watch before saying, “Why it’s only 3:15, what’s the rush?”

“Takes ‘bout a half hour to get there, don’t trust that bridge either,” Flynn mumbled.

“And I was planning on cook’n up some fish for dinner,” Em quickly added, holding up the neon orange bucket.

“I see, I guess we’ll be seeing you later then, farewell and safe travels,” Mr. Grimmar said as he walked to the door.

“Bye, Mr. and Mr. Grimmar!” Em said as she briskly walked to the door.

“See ya around Hiram,” Nimh added.

“Bye, sirs.” Flynn said before giving a small salute and walking out the door.

The three got in the truck and drove off.

“He seemed nice,” Hiram said placing his arm on Silas’.

“Indeed, I believe I may have been too harsh on him earlier.” Silas mumbled.

“I wonder if he knows Valen?” Hiram added.

“I believe he does my dear,” Silas said before bending down and giving Hiram a peck on the cheek.

They then walked to the door and locked up the shop before going home as well. A cold breeze blowing over the town.

[ozyras]

roland as adrion .. i think i might cry. it'd be a really interesting swap considering adrion's forgiving/subservient nature contrasting with roland's harsher, more bitter one. we've seen roland hold grudges before and that was only regarding terrence leaving them to fight on their own against a fakejoker, so itd be definitely different seeing his reaction to sera's whole incident[s].

evil rei oh my god *keels over and dies*. the idea of ice claws is so cool- especially since he's based on some cooler tones [teal hair, bluey grey x-static costume] it works as a good contrast to volcan's fire.

vaughn and keon switching makes a lot of sense too [since theyre both super shady]. i do agree that while having to swap abilities might be unfortunate, it's pretty pertinent to the plot so it makes sense!

im thinking, is it keene and doc who switch? or maybe doc and kayden. since keene isnt super plot relevant? originally i thought leilah, but im pretty sure she swapped with william :]

also! for some reason, the idea of elaine digging up dirt and isen totally at remi's whim is the funniest thing to me because it's so odd yet so already in character for them. i picture elaine to dig up dirt cause she likes making fun of people secretely [with cecile]-- elaine and cecile are unironically such a great duo in this though -v-

heyaaa, so sorry for the late reply spex :( yea i think roland would be a little harsher towards sera and would have a harder time forgiving her compared to adrion but i think they’d at least be on good terms (especially after the u-mart incident) before sera returns to wellston. he’d show his resentment way more when they were in new bostin though, with evie being the one to go easier on sera because she didn’t want to lose her first friend.

EVIL REI YESSS i wanna draw more of him tbh :3 the ice claws are sooo cool thank u mer ( @stingro ) for the idea!

tbh i was thinking of doc and kayden but it can change anytime if a more suitable character appears. if they were to switch, i think kayden would be a newly graduated nurse and darren would be a chemist who’s been working with william in spectre for a long time. kayden has to get involved with spectre some way through william tho, so i think he’d be william’s student/mentee or something? i also thought about going with the original storyline and making them date but kayden and william’s age gap and jane’s role being so ambiguous make things complicated. i’d probably switch kayden and doc’s ages if i were to go with that but i think the first case with kayden being william’s student works kinda better?? i’m a little unsure about this part so i guess i’ll have a more clear idea about them as the story progresses. oh and keene’s swap is probably nadia :) (the lie detector lady)

heheh yes isen and elaine’s swap is so funny to me too. isen just does everything remi asks of him and tries to flirt with her whenever an opportunity arises but remi ignores his attempts completely. i always imagined that she’d ask for sera’s old records from isen because he’s very good at this stuff but wants elaine to question her (idk why i just want that interview scene between them!). but what you said makes so much sense too, considering elaine looks down upon people a lot so she’d probably secretly make fun of people. i think in both ways, that scene would be a good insight on elaine’s character, revealing her prejudiced side. and yea, i love the cecile-elaine duo a lot here, they’re a little less mischievous than blysen (mostly due to elaine’s calmer personality) but they still care about each other sm :>

[melusinealarice]

This has been on my mind for a while so ima start a series

The Lucky One

Chapter 1: Mer

Warnings, hunger games mentions of killing blah blah blah 🩷❤️‍🔥

Backstory: your name is Meredith Yang, you are from district 2 and you’re 16, you’re skilled with the knife and you are small and agile, you have a twin brother, Chris Yang, and a little half sister who is 12, Alexa Grey. It is the morning of the reaping of the 69th games, Clove won the 68th.

You wake up to the sounds of the morning birds chirping. You feel the hard wood floor underneath you, you had slept by your sister’s bed that night because she was having nightmares. You now regretted it, as you craned your neck from side to side you feel stiff. It was the morning of the reaping, and in a house with 3 kids, an alcoholic setp father and a mother who is emotionally unavailable, things get hectic. You spend most of your time out of the house, you didnt really have friends but most people knew you. You used to be sorta friends with Clove, but last year she won and you haven’t really talked to her since, you still see each-other around though. You heard rumors that her family was killed and after that she just kinda turned off.

As you slip on your boots and try to walk as quietly as you can towards the door, your brother jumps out from behind a door making you jump back and yelp. “Damn you Chris” you say smacking his arm. He is laughing hysterically, “thats not funny, what if you woke mom or dad.” He takes a few deep breaths before speaking, “dad is passed out, nothing could wake him, and mom has been up for hours, just laying there.” You roll your eyes, your brother was always observant, “well what about Alexa?” You retort, “im up..” she says still groggy and rubbing her eyes. Just great, so much for sneaking out. “Oh Alex I’m so sorry did we wake you?” I say walking over to sit with her, i shoot Chris a glare before turning my attention back to my sister. “Yea but it’s fine, i need to get ready for the reaping anyways,” she says, you can tell she’s nervous even though she tries to pretend she isn’t. “Ok, ill leave you to that then,” you say kissing her forehead and walking out of the room she shares with pur parents and into the kitchen/living room. You lived comfortably, with one bathroom, 2 sleeping rooms and a kitchen combined in a living room, but it was still cramped, and it was in the poorer part of district 2. As you walk out Chris follows, “where were you sneaking off to?” She says as if he were a parent catching you in the act of doing something wrong. “I wasnt sneaking anywhere, i was on my way to…” you trail off, truth be told you had no idea where you were going, you just wanted out of the house that reeked of alcohol and sweat. “Whatever its none of your business anyways” you say, he scoffs, “okay but remember, the reaping is at 3:00, mom will want us to all go together at 2:00, which means you need to be home by 1 to get ready.” You roll your eyes, as if mom would ever care, and the only reason your stepdad is going is because he has to. “Oh and can you help Alexa get ready?” He says, starting what i assume to be a bath. God, he always cares so much about presentation, since last year he’s even been talking about volunteering one year. “Yea sure,” you say already halfway out the door.

You’re not sure where you’re going so you end up just walking around until its time to go home. “Where were you? I said be home at 1, its 1:15!” Chris snaps the second you walk in. “Its 15 minutes, i think ill be fine.” You reply. Your mom is up and getting ready, almost like a robot, if either you or Chris ever weren’t here, they would all starve to death. Your stepdad has gotten up and run his hand through his hair. Despite Chris’s best attempt to make him presentable he still looks half dead. You walk over to Alex’s room, she is in her dress fiddling with her hair. “Here, let me.” You say taking the brush from her hands. The two of you were opposites, she had golden locks of hair, and wide blue eyes and looked like clear water, her skin was rosy and she looked as if she had been born of a spring breeze. You on the other hand, had hair so dark it was almost black, your eyes were narrow and slanted, your eyes were pitch black and your skin was so white you could see the veins of blue. You were pretty yes, but in a winter snow way. As you brushed her hair out you began braiding one long braid down her back. You would leave your’s down. Alexa wore a pretty white dress with flowers on it, she had even found some wildflowers you wove into her hair. Once she was ready you began working on yourself. It was 1:45, you left your hair down and stripped. You quickly threw on your black dress that stopped just above the knees, it hugged you uncomfortably tight but in contrast to your pale skin it looks magical. You wore your black boots as you had no other shoes and were rushed out the door by Chris.

When you got there the line was incredibly long, it was now 2:30, you stood with your sister until she was led away by peace keepers. You found your spot and looked around for her and Chris. Normally in 2 you dont need to worry about being reaped as usually there is a volunteer, but the year after a win for 2 no one steps up, and last year Clove won.

Before you knew it your district escort, Sadie, a strange woman with Silver hair and skin whiter than yours, who resembled a doll with her silly makeup and outfit, had walked on stage. The victors, Brutus, Enobaria, and Clove were sitting in chairs behind her. On the other side of the stage was the mayor, the head peacekeeper, and another man you didn’t recognize. The short video they play every year seemed to go on for hours. Finally it was over, Sadie wasted no time getting to the choosing of names. “This year lets switch it up.” She chirped in her stupid accent. “Let us start off with the gentlemen.” She walked over to the boys’ bowl and drew out a name. Everyone held their breath. She cleared her throat.

“John Quartz, Joh- ”

Before she could finish someone in the crowd shouted.

“I VOLUNTEER, I volunteer as tribute, for the honor of representing district 2.”

You look over and your mouth fell open, it was Chris, your twin Chris, who barely weighs 120lbs, and yes he is good with a spear, but he’s loud, and slow at times. He is signing up for his own death. You stare at him bewildered, he doesn’t look back once before rushing up to the stage and taking a stand next the Sadie. “Okay then, our male tribute..” “Chris, Chris Yang” he fills in. “Chris Yang!” She repeats.

You’re shocked to say the least, sure he had talked about volunteering but you never thought he was serious.

Before you could process what happened your thoughts were interrupted by Sadie, “and now for the ladies.” She walks over to the bowl, you could cut the tension with a knife, you hold your breath. She draws a name.

“Our female tribute from district 2, Alexa Grey.”

Silence..

Before you can think about it your hand shoots up,

“I VOLUNTEER!”

[notllorstel]

playing around with more casual style, what kind of hair under the cap and such~

me finishing the middle doodle: uh oh this one's giving me a lil of kakashi from accounting vibes... with mmmutton chops.

[lunathebee]

THE MOON BOYS REACTING TO HORROR VIDEO GAMES

Warning: none, except cursed words and not 100% proofread 🤷🏻‍♀️

A/n: this is just a silly little idea that I think about so I just have to write it out!

🍓 STEVEN GRANT 🍓

His motto would be "When danger is near, Steven Grant has no fear!" (I can already tell).

Read the instructions out loud and wants to make sure he is doing everything correctly.

Also the type to lean in closer to the screen because "it's too dark" and then gets jumpscared 💀

When he screams, he screams with all his body and might tbh.

I can see the scenario of you making a video with him playing horror games, posting it on the internet for fun and then it blows up because everyone is obsessed with him.

*pressed many random buttons out of fear*

*somehow defeat the monster and even get a new highscore*

"WAGWAN! HAHA YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON MATE, YOU JUST GOT PLANTED"

I feel like people would want his merch and he would be like "mer- merch? Is that a Latin word?".

Overall, please don't tell him to play horror video games anymore. It's tempting, but he would probably pass out from having heart attacks.

Bonus: Steven would prefer Animal Crossing or puzzle games, you know those type of games like ball sort or move the block? Yea he probably have them in his phone. He is like Sherlock Holmes but in a quirky way

🍓 MARC SPECTOR 🍓

It took him a long time to figure out how to move the protagonist around cuz he refused to read the instructions.

"So what? You just go and kill the evil guy, done" Like no Marc there is a plot-

He isn't that scared like Steven. Marc wouldn't scream, but he would get started.

And say stuff like "Oh shit-"

He is also very competitive and will only quit until he wins. He saw the ghost so many times, to the point if he saw it again he would be like "Not you again, MOVE *shove the ghost away*"

He have dem quick thinking skills so I believe he would try speedrun

Have the most potential out of the moon boys to have the title "gamer bf" 😩😩 His angry looks is 👌👌

Overall I would give Marc a solid 8/10, he is open-minded when it comes to horror video games, people wait for his review whenever a new one got released

Bonus: Marc is an old-fashioned man. He never lets anyone touch his phone because it has Ninja Fruit and he doesn't want to be made fun of 💀💀 I can't blame Marc, he rarely ever uses his phone and just needs to find something entertaining enough for 5-10 min (because that's all the free time he got).

🍓 JAKE LOCKLEY 🍓

How you even convinced him to actually sit down and play the game is a mystery (and a miracle).

He thinks video games are for kids.

Therefore it's pointless to him.

Jake aren't afraid of jumpscare, jumpscare are afraid of him. He is very verbal when he gets started (Spanish mixed with English curses would fill the whole room)

Would definitely run head in to the serial killer on purpose just so he could tell you the game end and he gets to leave 💀 If not then he would just sit and refuse to move the character to go anywhere; it would just stand there.

I can't possibly think of anything else because he is not a fan of horror video games (or any video games).

Overall, not a good experience, do not tell him to sit down and play horror video games (or any games) cuz he will give you a death stare.

Bonus: If Jake ever took an interest in something, it would be racing games, but he need the real deal, like this ⬇️, he won't hold tiny phone.

KHONSU?

Wait what are you doing here?.

You're not in the list.

"I want to try peasant's entertainment".

Khonsu: *look at screen and see the monster* "OH MY, WHAT HORRENDOUS CREATURE IS THAT? IT LOOKS EVEN UGLIER THAN YOU WORM".

You: Istg- 😃😃😃🔪🔪

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aaaaaaaaaa i'm glad i'm not being a bore with my octopus infodump ksldjfkfsjd

azul just struggling during beans day and running around trying to keep up with jack despite the constant threat of flatlining is somewhat, funny sick 😂 the imagery of just, azul looking ragged, panting and wheezing as he tries to break into a sprint, feet dragging and looking like he's about to trip and eat shit at any moment.

jade just carries an aed everywhere with him just in case azul's heart starts going funny...

but also it somewhat, makes me feel bad... if azul's cardiovascular system is that trash he should really follow a modified pe programme... vargas pls... 😔

that being said, i personally would imagine that he will be careful not to push himself too much? since you'd think he'd be able to feel when his heart is about to fail (feeling faint, shortness of breath, etc..)

i'm not fish enlightened so i'm not sure how an octopus would recover from their heart stopping (maybe it just, kickstarts by itself if the octopus ceases activity? i'm not sure... maybe the branchial hearts eventually revives the systemic/main heart? aye...)

though supposedly an octopus can have its main heart stop for over an hour without any negative side effects...

it's sort of, eerie. to imagine azul in pe class or just, going through a busy day. and everything is fine at first glance, but when you take a closer look, you realise he's almost not breathing. and he wouldn't have a pulse...

on another note, in people, your heart stopping completely (flatline aka an asystole) isn't exactly, a situation you would want to be in.

iirc an aed (or defibrillators in hospitals) doesn't shock a stopped heart back to life, in fact it's the opposite: it stops the (irregularly beating) heart so that you can reset it to a normal rhythm. so it's used during cardiac arrest caused by the heart beating out of rhythm/erratically (not stopped completely), like too fast or too slow (among others).

an asystole is generally irreversible in people... so unfortunately jade zapping azul would do little to help...

speaking of jade, i find it fascinating that (some) moray eels have glass (-like) teeth. morays have got to be some of my favourite sea creatures, they're just so goofy looking with their mouth constantly open like :V

(and also, goodness, i'm flattered that you enjoy my silly illustrations 😂 porridge leona has confronted me to the mortifying ordeal of being perceived 😂😂)

(the continuation of this)

IM SO SORRY THIS REPLY TOOK SO LONG FALSE !! i got caught up in the event so ur ask got pushed down im very sorrryyy T^T pls forgive meeee aaaaa

also im so sorry for putting the idea in ur brain *wheeze* but azul just d wording n then getting up again like everything's fine is just. peak comedy to me.

lmao n then jade explaining that he has an aed lisence just for these types of situations– (everyone getting shocked that the dude who beats ppl up carried a thing that helps ppl not die in certain situations–)

alsp yea. vargas probably doesnt understand mer-biology, like he thinks everything translates smoothly bc of the potion even tho they retain some animal characteristics fjfjfjfjjsjs

yea maybe they have a magical explanation as to how azul walks around with a stopped heart, he probably feels it happening and can either get himself to the nurse or since he's been living with it all his life, he probably has a spell for helping regulate his heart shdhdjfj (it's no use to him when he's dog tired like he was in beansfest tho T^T)

OH MY GOD YES. THE GLASS TEETH– i hc that the tweels aren't fully one type of moray, actually they've probably got a mix of creatures in them so them having glass teeth in their mer form...it makes them deadlier bc you gotta watch out for the teeth you can AND can't see (like the pharyngeal jaws. i keep thinking abt their pharyngeal jaws and i can't sleep at night)

also yes morays are so cute i just wanna squish one despite the fact that it'd probably chomp my hand off–

and speaking of their mouths going :V I THINK ABT THE CLEANING SHRIMPS N MORAYS' MUTUALISTIC RELATIONSHIP– it's so cute bc floyd calls us "little shrimpy" so it's kinda like we became his little cleaning shrimp esp if we worked at mostro lounge,,, we keep things clean n he proteccs us from potential danger !!

(ITS OK TO BE PERCIEVED !! kinda scary at first but ppl do b staring n loving ur art <3 (it's me, i'm people) and keep up the good work wooo)

[commander-gloryforge]

all of them? all 34 of them? sure, yea! long post incoming! (i sadly cant add pictures of all of them because tumblr limit weh)

WRENNIH

Wrennih "Wren", he/him, asura mesmer. he left behind the funding for his projects, his security and his then girlfriend at the inquest when he realized that maybe, it wasnt worth it. he joined the pact during HoT and has followed the footsteps of the commander whenever he could in order to "redeem" himself as much as possible.

RYUMI

Kang Ryumi, she/her, sylvari warrior. canthas biggest pop icon, and only sylvari. was kicked from her record lable just before she could finally go on her world tour, and now she's an independent artist trying to rebuild herself without the financial support and harsh rules of her company. aside from her idol career, she is also a skilled fighter, and may have played a bigger part in the battle of the harvest temple than one might think.

HAOYU

Liang Haoyu, he/him, human engineer. a vampire that's lived for... a couple of years now. he's watched his home be frozen in jade, has seen his family, friends, lovers, his kind die in front of his eyes, and yet he remains positive, loving, and bright. he is an artist and musician, and has mastered pretty much every intrument on tyria in his many many years of existing.

KIKO

Arachnologist Kiko, they/them, asura ranger. asshole, piece of shit, worst weed dealer ever. technically inquest but they don't want to associate with them anymore. loves spiders, and only spiders. oh, and they also love making anyones life hell. as in, theyre just really annoying, on purpose, and it sucks the life out of anyone that comes across them.

CYNORION

Cynorion "Cyno", he/him, sylvari ranger. a second born with a love for all things sweet. he was once a mender, tryed himself as a warden, attenpted to train sylvan hounds, but in the end, nothing sticks. cyno struggles to find a purpose for himself, even after all these years.

MERRYDAN

Merrydan "Mer", he/him, sylvari necromancer. also just kind of an asshole. he doesnt have much of a story or a personality, he's just a little guy. a bit evil, but not a lot. i mean, look at him. does that face look evil?

JUNO

Juno Spiritshatter, they/she, charr mesmer. tyrias best ghost hunter. they have a special connection to the mists, allows them to communiate with spirits than many may not see. she will also threaten those spirits if they haunt someones house without permission. GHOSTS IF YOU HEAR ME KICK ME IN THE BA- AUAGHAGAGAGAH!!!! FUCK YEAAAAAA!!!!!

LORELEI

Lorelei Celesia, she/her, norn elementalist. most wanted beetle racer in DR for crashing into minister's houses constantly. best friend of vinzz and ambrose. she's confident and loud and bold and loves speed. speed. FIRE! speed. big fan of ryumi and various other canthan musical artists, by the way. she's got a hammer and violence comes natural to her.

VINZZ

Vinzz Celestia, he/him, asura engineer. yes his lastname is celestia. just as a little fuck you to asuran traditions. vinzz was a gifted kid and thrown into college at a way too young age just to drop out instantly again and run away to lions arch where he met lorelei. she picked him up and now theyre legally siblings. also he has a massive crush on ambrose. like some kind of loser.

VESTA

Vesta Blazestrike, she/her, charr guardian. a tragic tale of rage and fear. betrayed by her warband and very own legion, she now wanders as a gladium, seen as a traitor to her kind. shes bad at expressing herself through words, so she chooses to do so through violence instead.

AYZEELIA

Ayzeelia "Zeeli", she/they, sylvari thief. she was drawn to the crystal desers from the second she awoke. then, she died, and woke a second time. ayzeelia became and awakened and was tasked with tending plants and animals under joko. after his death, she now roams the desert as a free sylvari, though her limbs pop off every now and then.

DANIELLE

Danielle "Dani" Lockhart, she/her, human necromancer. though she is the sister of a known seraph, she herself joined the bandits early in life. her very own brother, "captain" sebastian lockhart was tasked with raiding the bandit camp and killing what had become her family. she swore to take revenge- though someone was quicker than her. she is now a "friend" of ambrose- or at least an ally.

CHRYSTA

Chrysta Dawncaller, she/her, norn guardian. chrys doesnt have much of a story yet, i just really wanted a new norn so i made her. she has commander vibes to be honest. minus all the. uh. trauma. i still have to think about what i wanna do with her but shes my babygirl shes stunning shes perfect

DEMIAN

Demian, she/her, asura revenant. owner of LAs most normal night club, the haunt, and part time demonologist. full time, maybe. there are demons in her night club. she gets rid of them easily tho dw. dont worry about the goop. she loves money and capitalism and preying on peoples trauma and shes kind of valid for that ig. shes also recently teamed up with the astral ward.

CHUHUAHUA

Chuhuahua Chuhua, they/them. "asura" "revenant". guild warsified the awful little lala i made in ffxiv. chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua chuhuahua

BYUNGJOON

Song Byungjoon, he/him, human warrior. canthan cowboy, witha love for gambling, drinking, flirting. dont worry about the draconic energy by the way. thats not weird at all. hes normal about soowon also. its fine hes just a regular silly little cowboy man

NAGISA

Nagisa Shadowshot, they/them, human thief. formerly a shrine maiden, now outlaw. what byungjoon considers to be his sister. they're smart, quick, cunning. a magical aura surrounds them, and sometimes their shadow is quicker than them. they're the voice of reason. most of the time.

THESWYN

Theswyn, he/him???, sylvari mesmer engineer. one of the first sylvari born after the pale tree recovered from mordremoth- he's a bit wrong. he's very large, and very strong, and kind of a himbo, but more annoying. technically a mesmer, but he's dedicated his time to crafting making little things instead.

PERIYA

Periya, she/any, sylvari necromancer. my raid/strike character on eu, unofficially my main. lorewise she MAY be some kind of mercenary hopping through realities to help ~ the commander ~ take on certain fights. she's been fighting the same enemies over and over again, but honestly, helping different tyrias never gets tiring.

TASHA

Tasha Spiritecho, she/her, charr revenant. Seer and some sort of strange therapist. leader of the spirit warband, though it's more of a family. she takes in anyone that has special connections to life, death and everything beyond.

HELENA

Helena Desertsong, she/??????her?????, norn warrior. Periyas girlfriend. strong and large and beautiful and kind of an emo scene queen.

RUNN

"Swordguy" Runn, he/him, asura guardian. just a friendly guy, really not much going on with him. he loves swords, because he is a swordguy, and he loves running. he is a willbender, by the way, if you couldnt tell by all the running and the swords.

ELISA

Rifthunter Elisa, she/her, human ranger. has been with the astral ward for a very... very... long time. hey isnt it suspicious that this girl hasnt really... aged in 200 years? whatever. she recently teamed up with demian after a krypits rift opened in the Haunt. the two are an interesting team.

BO

Bo, MUSICAL GENIUS, she/her, asura mesmer. she is all about the vibes. bo is the greatest musical producer of all time, except that she absolutely sucks. like HARD. like HOLY SHIT her music is so bad. but she's so cute! she's such a cute girlypop! come on listen to her new album!!!!!

AYILI

Ayili "Ay" of Night, they/them, sylvari mesmer. iliya's pod twin. evil piece of shit. theyve never really been connected to the dream, or to anyone for that matter. they joined the nightmare court, but left after the hot disaster. perhaps sometimes their heart is still within nightmare, but theyve joined the whispers lately to find an equally gloomy but less evil place for themselves. they also work for jopp, together with il.

ILIYA

Iliya "Il" of Night, they/them, sylvari revenant. ayili's pod twin. they've always had a deep connection to the dream, to the pale tree, to the teachings of ventari, and they've made it their goal to spread his teachings as far as they can. they welcomed their twin back with open arms when ayili abandoned the nightmare, though they may be the only one putting so much faith into them. they currently work for jopp, together with ay.

LUCIEN

Lucien "the Lost", he/him, human elemantalist. Died and came back just right. he used to be a priest for some god, but died early. until his god deicded to bring him back to become their herald- sadly, lucien wasn't good enough, and soon was discarded without memories and a sense of self. now he just kind of wanders around, and currently works for jopp. though at the back of his head, theres still a voice calling him to be the divine herald he was meant to be.

JOPP

Jumping and Popping Jopp, he/him, asura thief. grumpy old man, but also he's only in his mid 40s or so. he's with the inquest, and quite a smart guy, but usually ovrshadowed by his rival, who gets all the fame by stealing HIS work. jopp has had enough, and has hired a team of "skilled" fighters to take revenge and Do Other Stuff. I dont think he really knows what he's supposed to do with his new lackeys.

ENIKA

Enika Thunderborn, she/her, norn engineer. the youngest of jopps gang. enika is the daughter of two notorious pirates that could call upon the sea and the storm. sadly, theyre dead. and the crew she joined after she lost her parents sucks, and is also mostly dead. well! good thing jopp isnt dead. she loves annoying that old man.

VOICE OF THE CROW

???, he/?, asura necromancer. a little guy that was stupid, or perhaps brave enough, to enter a pact with a mysterious... "bird". now everytime he feels threatened by someone he blows them up. kinda deserved tbh. slay

RYUJIN

Ryujin, she/any, sylvari thief. a sapling from a mysterious canthan tree. i gotta talk more about that tree actually theres a lot to say about it ehe :3c anyways ryujin is from the same tree as ryumi, and the first new sapling in 20 years. her dream consisted of basically vaguely seeing ryumis life play out, and thus jinnie is just as in love with music as her. shes currently just trying to figure out what the fuck is going on :) she is 0 years old

ARIN

Jung Arin "Arin Silversong", she/honestly call her what you like, human guardian. with a passion for music, she saw an opportunity opening up at agency of former pop sensation ryumi. shes famous now! cool! yippie! arin has everything they ever wanted, fame, money, adoration- just no freedom. she cant really be herself anymore. she doesnt really have an identity anymore. but at least shes famous, right?

MINKKI

Minkki, she/(it?), asura ranger. minkki trusts noone. except for the earth on which she stands, and the animals that follow her. she is a loney, or has become one after every person she knew had broken her trust. even her mother. even her father, even in death. she is now on a mission to steal every animal that is being treated badly, to take it home, and to give it the life it deserves.

MANIA

Mania Dreameater, she/her, charr mesmer. most beautiful butch cat on earth. so mean. so scene. shes my newest addition and i just made her for raids so im unsure on her personality yet, but im thinking maybe. that shes astral ward. maybe. idk cute cat :3

Not that anyone ever needs a reason to post their characters, but I know some people get inside their head and squirrely so here you go, community prompt: Show off characters you have created this year! Go!

[intistone]

Hello it me again

I am almost done with your kelpie Au fic and i wanted to say

I love so much the little things you write and the witty humor? Like this part

It reminds me so much of the tsundere anime trope is like

"is not that sun likes you anyway baka"

And now i can't unsee mer!sun being like all brave little boy he is and everytime that the reader appears he just pretend that he no likey then.

Now predictions we love that huh? You on the tags said "Your neighbor is an idol" and "Your gonna kick their ass" so i predict one thing:

At some point jack will look at our house or our garden and see ab very happy sun and moon, and he will be so excited about it, and will go tell Liam about that an friend of his found two sirens.

Because of that Liam will find the mer boys and will take them back to the laboratory, and when that happens reader will be PISSED at Jack and then they will fight over it, and reader will kick jack ass and go alone take back their children.

After having his ass kicked will see that Liam isn't an good laboratory and will help the reader out.

Is just that and oh oh keep the amazing work

Thank you for reading this AU aaa

Also yea brave sun and feral moon are basically the peak of their character :)

and finally nice theory! Its cool to see what people are coming up with lol

[randomxreaders]

The Secret

Scene from when they talk about losing their v cards from greys reader lost it to JJ then JJ comes into hospital hurt then the rest of the outer banks squad comes in and yea. By the way I don't own any of these characters and let me know if you would like a part 2. :)

TW: implied sex,cursing,mentions of surgery 

“So, Karev, how old were you your first time” Jackson asked “fifthteen. School nurse, back of her car” Alex replied. “Fifthteen? That's impressive.” “When I was sixteen she taught me how to drive that same car”  Alex quipped back while Meredith laughed. “Sophomore in high school Paul Waxman, had absolutely no idea what he was doing.” Meredith shared. “Junior prom, Sarah Richardson and Penny Caraway, together. I knew exactly what I was doing.” Jackson also shared while Alex whistled at him. Then Cristna perked up “ Nineteen” “Nineteen?” Alex questioned. “Mm-hmm. I was very focused on my studies. It was my chem T.A He was a whole head shorter than me but… Man, he was smart.” Y/N and Meredith chuckled at Cristina. Everyone turned to face Y/N waiting for you to share. “Ok,ok. JJ Maybank I was sixteen. We hooked up in the library at school, dated a little after, saw him in vegas a few years ago and haven't seen him since.” “M-hmm not bad Y/L/N. What about you, April?” Jackson asked. “I’m not talking about this. It was a private-private memory.” April stuttered. “What happened? Did the guy die?” Karev asked. Y/N slapped his arm telling him to stop while laughing under her breath “Alex!” Meredith quipped. “Oh, did it last, like, three seconds, so you don’t know if it counted?” Cristina asked. April scoffed “No” “Mm-hmm.” Cristina replied. “Uh, It was on the beach at sunset. It was beautiful.” April stammered out. Meredith let out a quick laugh “Sunset?” Jackson asked. “Yeah.” April replied slowly, “Really? Weren't, weren't there people there?” Jackson said. “Oh. on the beach? Man, you get sand up in places you don’t wanna get sand.” Cristina added on Y/N let out a laugh. “Mosquitoes” Alex also added “Oh don’t forget the crabs!” Y/N giggled out. “Mm-hmm yeah.” Cristina replied to your comment “ HA! You're a virgin.” Alex shouted “No, I'm not.” April shouted back. “Oh my god. You are!” Cristina said happily “OH, MY GOD. Do it to her right now. Alex deflower her. Do it. Do it.” Cristina edged on Alex with laughter flowing throughout the background. After everyone settled down Meredith said “April, the beach at sunset is very nice.” A loud laughter flew out of Y/N and Cristina. Then Y/L/N and Greys pagers went off. “Well duty calles.”

 “What do we got?” Y/N asked as she put her gloves on. “John Doe, car slid into a light pole on the highway.” The paramedics said. “Alright we got a cracked skull, broken left leg and arm, and some Internal bleeding” Y/N rattled off “someone page neuro.” Grey shouted while you moved the man into trauma one. “Alright we need to get him into surgery.” Shepherd said.

   While in the OR Y/L/N and Torres worked on fixing the leg, Bailey and Grey worked on the eternal bleeding, and Shepherd was fixing his skull and checking for brain damage.

                                                                     1.5 Hours Later

  “Alright I’m going to go update the family” Bailey said while leaving the OR. 30 minuets later Callie and I were done. “Y/L/N, go update the family” Torres said. Y/N nodded as they were scrubbing out, grabbing the chart while walking to the waiting room. “Family for…” they pause while looking over the chart seeing the name they knew all too well, a name from the past, a name they were talking about hours ago, a name that knew all their secrets and held a big one. They cleared their throat “Family for JJ Maybank” They squeaked out. “Um, we are” Their eyes connected with familiar dark brown as they used to be bestfriends. “Y/N?” Pope's voice cracked suddenly three more sets of eyes met yours, you froze seeing John B, Sarah,Kiara and Pope. They all looked the same but slightly older. “H-hey guys” Y/N chirped out “What the hell Y/N you're a doctor!” Kiara asked, proud but surprised. “Um yeah so JJ is stable but he can’t have any visitors yet,but he can in a few hours.” After you head to the resident lounge.

‘What the fuck” John B said then asked “Their a doctor?” ”Well they did go to med-school” Sarah said. “Why haven't they talked to us is over ten years”Kiara said hurt “They contacted me, not a lot but we kept tabs on each other ya know” Pope said “What the hell Pope” all of them said “why didn’t you tell us” Sarah question “I-I-I don’t know”

                                                            Meanwhile

   While doing my evening rounds JJ woke up. “Well,well,well if it isn't Y/N Y/L/N come to see me wifey.” JJ smirked “Hey, That's Dr.Y/N Y/L/N.” You smirked back “And stop calling me wifey, I’m gonna go get the others I’ll be right back.” As Y/N headed out to get the gang she was stopped by Meredith “Hey did our John Doe wake up?” “Yep” Y/N said shakily. “What's wrong” Mer questioned. “It’s JJ Maybank, he one I was telling you guys about earlier” “Omg the guy you lost your virginity to!” “Yeah, but one more thing I might also be his wife.” Y/N said leaving Meredith shocked. “You're what!” Meredith yelled drawing the attention from bystanders. “Ok I’m going to go talk the the family and then we will finish this conversation later” Y/N left leaving Meredith shocked. 

“Family for JJ Maybank” Y/N called out. “Hey, Y/N/N how is he?” John B asked worried “ He is awake so you guys can finally see him, just follow me” Y/N said cheerfully. While heading to JJ’s room Y/N’s eyes connected with Mer’s “Dr. Y/L/N, can I speak with you privately?” Mer asked looking at at the faces behind you. “Yeah sure, um his room is right there” Y/N said turning to the others. “What do you mean you’re married, and to our patient!” Meredith whisper shouted at you. While walking by Derek heard the mention of the patient “Oh did our John Doe wake up?” He said “Yeah he did except our John Doe is Y/N’s secret husband” Mer replied “Whoa secret husband?” Derek questioned. “Yea we got married when we were 19 in vegas it was an accident but we haven't really talked about it since and you guys are the only people who know, so please don't tell anyone.” Y/N rambled out. “Alright well we need to do a post-op checkup.” Derek commented while trying to process everything. “Yeah ok.” Y/N whispered out. “ Ok, we have JJ Maybank came in with a broken left leg and arm, cracked skull and internal bleeding. Me and Torres fixed the leg and put a cast on the arm, Dr.Grey and Bailey took care of the internal bleeding and Dr.Shepherd fixed your skull.” Y/N finished reading off the chart. “Damn wifey you fixed my leg and arm that's pretty badass.” JJ commented while Shepherd and Grey gave you shared glances.”Ok you should be able to go home today we just need you and who will be taking care of you at home to sign the discharge papers.” Grey told JJ. “Yo Y/N will you take care of me after I get discharged” Y/N tried to say something but JJ interrupted before they could get out their comment, “ya know since you're my wife and all!” JJ exclaimed excitedly. The room fell silent as everyone tried to process the news of the formal power couple now being married. 

I hope you all liked this thank you sooooo much for reading let me know if there is someone from grey,outer banks, or criminal minds or maybe even a cross over you would like! Oh also let me know if you would like a part 2 to this story :)

[greyborn2]

Oh gosh how this ties into a little piece of apocrypha I wrote about exploring the name of the orc peopleeeeee... Anyways - I imagine it comes very much down to city orc vs traditional orc. I see 'orsimer' very much as a word orcs themselves barely use/used amongst themselves and was very much pushed forward as a way of trying to validate themselves as people in the eyes of tamriel. "Yea, we're Mer. Like all the other great mer. Please stop genociding us" Meanwhile orcs that are less politically inclined, or more separate from politics, probably just wholly sticking to 'orcish'

Quick question for writing purposes, do you think orcs would refer to their own language as Orsmeris or Orcish? I think that since orcs tend not to refer to themselves as Orsimer they'd use the latter and the former would be the more academic term for the language but I'd like a second opinion lol

I agree! I think the average orc would likely say Orcish, but probably wouldn't care if someone else referred to it as Orsmeris. And perhaps orcs in academic positions like Urag Gro-Shub would say Orsimer and Orsimeris when referring to the people and language.

As I am far from an orc expert, I'm gonna tag @kookaburra1701 for their thoughts :)

[weirdlyfitting]

Spookvember (yea late halloween stuff)

It was raining hard in Dunbroch. Rapunzel, Merida, and Hiccup were at the dining room. Lots of lights are dead inside since it has passed midnight.

Hiccup : Ok. Time for bedtime nightmare. You two good in there?

Uh- wait hold on, let me search a good story.

Rapunzel : Just a little bit more...

And done!

Hiccup : This one has the weirdest name I've ever seen since mine

Beware of Lord of Darkness. The Boogeyman.

Hiccup tried to made his voice deeper on the boogeyman's name. Merida burst out to laugh. While Rapunzel smiles and appreciate it.

Rapunzel : What a unique name!

Merida : Could be your lost brother, Hicc.

Hiccup : Haha, very funny, best compliment ever, "done broke". (as in a joke for Dunbroch lmao, this is cringe sksksk)

Merida : What did ye just-

Rapunzel : Ok, ok continue it!

The dining room became much "brighter" with the bond from Rapunzel, Merida, and Hiccup. But, it all changed when the boogeyman's story were told.

Hiccup : Whenever you sleep. He will be with you, turning your sweet little dreams into your darkest fear.

Merida started to look anxious. This is something that she had ever experienced before. Rapunzel who was beside her looking her with a confused face, her smile fades away.

Hiccup : Long ago, after the big war. The guardians finally banished him to the "pit of no return". He was never seen again. But Lord of Darkness swore if one day he'd come back. And If he returns, your only chance is to hide and pray he does not find you. The end.

So how was that, princesses?

Rapunzel : Not bad. Scary indeed! Do you have more?

Merida : Wait, look! There's a note on the bottom left.

Rapunzel and Hiccup tried to see it. Hiccup let Rapunzel read the note.

Rapunzel : "I remember the last word he said when he was prepared to be banished, he said-"

Rapunzel's eyes widened, she was shocked when reading the word. Hiccup quickly turned the book to his side.

Hiccup : He said "Merida".

Merida : Did ye do this, Hicc? Trying to pull a joke on me? Fine you won whatever but please tell me this was all made by you

Hiccup : Wh-why would I? Besides I got this book from Gobber, he said it might be good for-

A strange voice : Now, now can we start the dream already?

Oh I can't wait for creating such beautiful nightmares. Ahahahahaha..

A sound of a man can be heard through the room, everyone is silent.

Rapunzel : Wh-who's that?!

Hiccup : Shh!

A strange voice : Mer-ei-da

Whooossh! 3 candles that Rapunzel was burning got whiped out.

Me-r-i-ddd-a

Whooshh!! Again with the candles behind Merida, Rapunzel, and Hiccup. The only light that remains were the two at the table.

MERRRRIDAAAA!

A big shadow came into their front. Revealing who it is. It's tall and big, but very skinny. Merida knew who it was. The creature that has ruined her dreams and sleep, now he's trying to get her alive.

THE END.

Bruh finally I finish this! Also sorry for the lack of Punz. This started as just a manip scrap but then I got an idea lmao

[dateamonster]

Trope ask! When monster courtship riturals are initally alarming or misinterpreted by their human paramour, later followed by a discussion where the two get to see each other's point of view and establish boundaries/appreciate each other more. (e.g. a mer proudly presenting their human crush with a butchered seal: 'i caught this for you... it was dangerous but you're worth the risk... the meat is rich and the blubber will keep you warm...' human: 'bro those are endangered what the hell')

aw yea this is Solid. misunderstandings in monster romance has always been v cute to me.

No | Rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

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send me a trope and ill rate it

[crankywhenprovoked]

Kinktober 2020. Day 28. Xeno/philia. Logince.

All these stories have been done in advance, So I will not be taking ship requests, thank you for understanding.

Roman swallowed hard as he made his way down the steep hill, making sure he was secure before moving to the next rock.  The closer he got to the cave opening, the more he could hear the water splashing inside, along with a soft melody.  Getting to the bottom of the hill, Roman stood himself up, before heading into the cave, looking around at the glow on the walls and in the water.

“Beautiful, isn’t it?”

Logan’s voice made him jump, coming from much closer than he was actually ready for, looking around for the other.  Spotting him in the water near the back of the sea cave, Roman made his way along the outer edge of the pool.

“What makes them glow like that?”  Roman asked, sitting down when he was close enough to Logan.

“Bioluminescence.  It’s found in sea creatures, mostly, but other things can glow as well.”

“Are there mers that glow?”

“Not that I’m aware of,”  Logan said, his blue tail splashing in the water, making Roman laugh.  “But then again, it’s not like I’ve met all other mer creatures.”

Roman nodded, looking around the cave again, picking up all of the different types of tiny creatures on the walls.  The water splashed slightly as Logan moved from his position, sliding over between Roman’s legs, lifting himself up to be even with him.

“Hi there.”  Roman smiled, wrapping his arms around Logan’s waist.

“Hi there yourself.”

Wrapping his arms around the back of Roman’s neck, Logan pressed against him, kissing him softly.  Roman’s hand’s ran over Logan’s back, feeling the mix of scales and skin, groaning as Logan pressed forward against his hips.

Pressing his tail against the wall, Logan tugged Roman into the water with him, feeling him shiver at the slight cold.  Logan slid his hands down Roman’s arms, pulling them lightly, moving them for Roman to hold himself up.

“Stay like that for me?”  Logan asked, dipping under the water when Roman nodded.

Roman’s moan was loud and echo-y in the cave as Logan’s hands worked him out of his shorts, wrapping around his cock.  Biting his lip, Roman’s head tilted back as Logan’s hot mouth took him in, sliding down to the base in one movement.  No matter how many times it happened, it still felt just as amazing each and every time as Logan started to move.

“Fuck, oh fuck.”  Roman gasped, fingers grasping tight to the side of the wall.

Logan’s hands pressed and pulled Roman’s thighs until his legs were on his shoulders, wrapping around his head.  Roman felt both grounded and like he was floating away, Logan’s head bobbing back and forth over him.  His moans started taking on a higher pitch, balls drawing up ever so slightly, feeling so close to the edge before Logan suddenly pulled back.

“Fuck.”  Roman panted, as Logan came back above water.  “Tease.”

“Sorry, but I wanted to try something, if I can.”

“Yea, ok.”

Bringing Roman back into another kiss, Logan wrapped one arm around the back of his neck, the other reaching between them.  Roman gasped into the kiss as Logan grabbed his cock, moving it against his body, before his cock was enveloped in heat again.  As Logan pressed tighter against him, his cock slipped deeper in Logan’s body, feeling something hard against him in the tight wetness.

“Lo, what?” Roman whined, wrapping his leg around Logan’s hip.

“Explain later, just, please, move.”  Logan moaned, his body squirming.

Nodding fast, Roman kissed him hard before rolling them around, pressing Logan to the wall as he started thrusting.  Logan’s arms held him tight as he moved into Roman’s thrusts, nails pressed into his shoulders.  Roman tried his best to keep his movements even, but Logan’s moans were sending his mind into overdrive.

“There, right there.”  Logan whined.

Logan’s body shuttered hard, clenching around Roman’s cock as the slide of his cock suddenly got much easier.  Pulling Roman into a kiss, Logan moved faster against him, fingers sliding into Roman’s hair, tugging gently.  A few more rolling thrusts later, Roman moaned his release, hips jerking a few times before stilling completely.

“Holy fuck.”  Roman breathed, resting his forehead against Logan’s.

“My species is vastly different from humans.  Our males impregnate female eggs in our bodies, not theirs.  We are stimulated and release our semen, then the eggs are inserted for fertilization, which means that the canal needs to be slick.  And in doing research about it, realized that both of us could derive pleasure from that act.  I hope that it was ok.”

“Better than ok, it was amazing.”

Smiling brightly, Logan pulled Roman into another kiss, holding him tight and swapping kisses until Roman’s cock slipped free.  Getting Roman dressed again, Logan helped him back up onto the wall of the pool, slipping between his legs to rest his head on his stomach.

“You do have to go soon, don’t you?”  Logan asked, trying and failing to keep the sadness out of his voice.

“Sadly, but I will be back again tomorrow.”

Logan nodded, tightening his hold on Roman’s waist, humming at the soft fingers carding through his hair.  Roman smiled softly, ready for the long day ahead of him, ready to sign all the paperwork and get the keys to his new ocean front house.  The one with that came with an open bottomed boat house, that he would be able to turn into a home for Logan.  And couldn’t wait to see the smile he knew Logan would give him.

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[poisoned-pearls]

Okay so I meant to REBLOG this much earlier but the whole thing I had typed out got deleted. SO ROUND TWO OF TRYNA TELL THIS STORY

So, when Nami was in the second grade, she had a much more difficult time keeping her human and mer forms consistent (since half-mers can freely transform in my lore). She also went to a very fancy and very expensive private school. (Because she’s not only Azuls daughter, she’s Azul’s little baby, and she gets the best) 

So it was often that in class a limb would unfurl or two. Usually not disruptive in class though. 

She did however, have a rather disruptive classmate. Who really thought it was unfair she got tentacles. So one day, he decides to use their scissors and just. Cut one off.

He does quite a bit of damage too. She looses around 4-5 inches off the end.

So obviously she is immediately screaming and crying in pain, because ow, her limb just got cut off.

So now their teacher has to call her dad. (She was only registered under Azul’s name at the time bc Jamil was still traveling, so they didn’t want the school to contact him first if he’s halfway across the world)

Azul has never left a meeting so fast in his life. He’s calling Jamil and they’re storming the school in seconds flat.

They both get there before the other kids dad does, and immediately Azul is comforting Nami, (bc, yet again, that is his baby.) and once the others kids dad arrives? All hell breaks loose.

Jamil is immediately cursing out the dad in Arabic, who looks like it is a nuisance to be there.

See, this kids father is a mid rate higher management man from a company that most people haven’t heard of, and he currently doesn’t see the people in front of him as a threat, just overprotective parents.

So he just ignores them, saying “what’s the big deal? So what if he cut her, it’s like cutting hair. It’ll grow back anyways right? I bet she was just being a dramatic brat. Why don’t we just act like it never happened, no harm no foul?”

And that made livid. “No harm?! Your son maimed my baby!!” 

“Oh please, maim?? he barely touched her!” 

“Barely touched her’? He cut off her tentacle!! Why don’t I just cut off his finger, huh?? You can put it back on, right??”

the principal is now trying to calm the situation down, desperately trying to stop a fight from breaking out in her office between parents, when said little boy decides to pull one of Nami’s ponytails because 1. he's mad at her for telling, 2. was easily spurred on by his dads nonchalance, and 3. Was finally given an opportunity because of Azul's absence. 

Jamil is now ripping this kids hand out of her hair, grabbing his wrist has hard as possible, and yanking him away. Because what the fuck.

Azul swoops nami up as Jamil starts ripping into the dad.

“How the hell have you been raising that little bastard?! You call my daughter a brat when he’s like that?!?” Jamil turns his head towards Azul before continuing, “you need to sic the twins on him before I do something about it.”

“I’m already on it.” 

At this point, the principal is trying to just get everyone to sit, because she has realized that there is no winning this. Azul is texting the twins and Idia to try and figure out who the hell this guy is because he can and will be ruining his life.

I’m not entirely sure how to end this smoothly bc the writing style got away from me BUT yea. Azul bans this guys family from ever coming to any of his restaurants and gets him fired bc he found out who his boss was, and Jamil barely avoids stabbing him.  barely.

and that is the little story I meant to tell

I love love your fankids so damn much! 😭 please share anything you have about any of them bro 🙏🧡

ahhh okay!!

Considering calling baby felmier smth like Lacey. Very southern us name-

nami and Samir regularly bully my treyjade daughter for being British (British museum jokes)

Floyd has two sons, they’re also twins and are the worst. Don’t have names but I call them the piranhas. They terrorize nrc somewhat often

faraja is surprisingly nimble. She’s very good at slipping past people in spell drive

Nami has a routine problem of “Alpha/sigma” dudes trying to get with her while saying the most sexist and abusive shit just bc of Azul’s business. They do think they can run it better than she can, so why doesn’t she just marry them and give them everything?? She fucking despises this shit. (Also. I’ve learned somewhat recently that now they’re tryna say that OMEGAS are on top of those two categories, and I need EVERYONE to start commiting to that bit. Come on. Everyone stay quiet abt it and we can get a politician to call themselves an omega)

Treyjade daughter was dropped by Floyd as a baby (Into a pool, but it was fully an accident. It was just luck they were in a pool)

OH OH FUCK I FORGOT A STORY THING I CAN TALK ABT. GIMME A SEC ILL REBLOG THIS WITH IT- it’s like more of a story so I wanna format it differently