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I read a single fanfic and develop a crush on Kakuzu. Sigh. -Itachi, Naruto

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Of course right after submitting that confused confession my brain said "AND HERE COMES THE CACTUS WITH A STEEL CHAIR". But um, yeah! I'm Cactriffy! Well, I don't go by that name post-canon, I actually chose a new name after I dealt with... Some stuff: Opuntia Spindlespines! Opuntia being derived from a genus of cactus. You can just tag my 'link as Cactriffy though! And no, I'm not sure how this happened, but it makes me happy! Cactus time!!!!!

-Cactriffy, Bugsnax(🍰)

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Welp. Still confused. Istg every time I think I've got a bugsnax link pinned down I start fixating on a different character and it triggers a flicker, making me question it AGAIN. Right now I'm considering Bronica and the journalist, and also maybe Shelda????(you don't have to tag any of those btw none of this is set in stone.) I am WILDLY indecisive and EXTREMELY confused! WHY CANT I JUST BE A BUG-EATING MUPPET PERSON WITHOUT HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS- /lh

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Idk why but I can't stop watching slime videos. Floofty brain sees an unidentified substance and says "I've got to touch that" 

-Floofty Fizzlebean, Bugsnax(🍰)

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Ok, update on the bugsnax 'link situation: I decided to take a break from pondering my linktype and just enjoy the hyperfixation, see what happens. This turned out to be very productive, and I've found myself gravitating heavily towards Floofty. I've all but... Is there a word that's like kinfirmed for linktypes? You get the idea. Here's how that's been going: PROS: Discovered grumpuses arch their backs like cats, either when frightened or as a threat, like baring teeth. I think they also have "scruff" down their neck and upper back that puffs up when they do this, though if this is some sort of air sack that inflates, or a group of muscles that tenses, or something else, I have no idea >:/ CONS: Looked down to discover I was holding my phone like a clipboard. Please help I can't stop/hj -Floofty Fizzlebean, Bugsnax(🍰)

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^^Pic of me with all these completely disconnected flickers and noemata^^. Turns out that noema was foreshadowing cuz now I'm in a Triffany flicker. Bugsnax is gonna kill me a swear--

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Me: hey brain, these flickers have been neat and all, but I’m still really confused about who from bugsnax I actually am. Could I please have some noemata for Gramble or Floofty?

My Brain: here you go :) *hands me a phantom shift of fangs that don’t match any canon characters’ and noema of Triffany’s entire lineage complete with full names and appearances*

Me: …what is this?

My Brain: It’s noemata! Like you wanted! I even gave you a shift as a treat!

Me: π_π

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Good evening, do you remember that submission I sent mere hours ago? It is no longer accurate, as it has come to my attention that gramble was a short flicker and not a particularly good candidate for a linktype. I’m hesitant to settle on any one character for the time being, but I’m quite enjoying being floofty at the moment, and have decided to experiment with it further to see if it stays put. Most of what I said in the previous submission, as ineloquent wait was, is still true, so you are free to post it if you wish. As hesitant as I am, it’s probably best for me to retire for the night, as it is five in the morning, so goodnight to you.

-Floofty Fizzlebean(for now, anyway), Bugsnax (🍰)

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Update: I FINISHED BUGSNAX AND I WAS RIGHT I'M BEING VERY ALTERHUMAN ABOUT IT. But also WHAT THE GRUMP WAS THAT ENDING. I don't wanna spoil it because I really do think everybody should play it or at least watch a playthrough but I have so many complicated feelings??? Help?????? Also it doesn't help that I'm currently reading a fanfic that I can feel changing my brain chemistry as we speak. It's over 100,000 words and it's gonna make me crumble to dust HELP.

-Gramble Gigglefunny, Bugsnax (🍰)

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Linking Shadow was one of the best decisions I've made because among other things, I joined one of the best online communities I have ever been in. The Mobian Luminary is an amazing Discord server. - Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

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just letting you guys know ahead of time that i've finally obtained and started playing bugsnax, and i forsee myself being so so alterhuman about it. Help.

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ranking all the veigar designs across the LoL franchise, because i can

LoL: I can't believe I'm one polygon/ref. voice acting elicits the same emotion as when you hear your voice in a recording so -1 point for that. 4/10

LoR: Lore-wise literally me but the design is a little lackluster, docking a point because they made my hands the same size like a bunch of cowards. 6/10

Beyond the Bandlewood trailer: The Best One. I dont need to elaborate.  10/10

Wildrift: I mean. atleast i have actual ears now? but also what. why are they like that. why is the model so smooth and plastic-y? top it off with the same voice acting as LoL and you get a well deserved 2/10.

Omega Squad: Ik this is a skin but i gotta talk about it because EARS. see Wildrift, this is how my ears should look! skin itself is also pretty neat, airstrike go brrrrrr. Pipe bomb/10

-Veigar, league of legends(🍰)

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Man, as Veigar I really wanted to be tall. and now i am, at least compared to a yordle, AND I WISH I WAS SHORT AGAIN. I am just a silly little evil guy, why does the world do this to me?

-Veigar, league of legends(🍰)

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sitting in my study(computer room), hunched over a book of spells(dnd 5E players handbook) and cloaked in my magely robes(big hoodie), plotting my next evil scheme(thinking of ways to mildly annoy my dm)

-Veigar, league of legends(🍰)

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I have been VERY SHIFTED as Jevil NEO THE UNBEATABLE lately and holy frick I'm just a little guy who thinks he's cool

Like I'm exhibiting all the small beast behaviors and young: "nooo I'm big and scary ROAR"

Also claws I'm making myself some claws for totally big scary guy reasons

So sorry for being all over the place I'm just going wild being a big scary thing I think I'm now going to fistfight some mirrors for feeding me LIES and use a typ1ng qu!~k

-Jevil NEO THE UNBEATABLE (from a Deltarune Chapter Swap au that doesn't exist)

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me, Ivern: oh boy, i cant wait to play league of legends to re-enforce my linktype!

my brain: DID SOMEBODY SAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS LINKTYPE?

me, Veigar: >:[

Anyway, im LoR Veigar, not LoL, I miss my henchmen, and i hope i meet Mordekaiser again so i can flip him off(/J)

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like I understand I'm MOST DEFINITELY a Link because the fact I AM the character needs to be HEAVILY REINFORCED some days but holy Frick I look at some things I did and go "THAT WAS JEVIL OF ME, VERY JEVIL OF ME"

like how I constantly talk to objects as if they can hear me and then joke they can't cry out for help or get randomly embarrassed by objects with eyes "watching" me

Like probably just a weird trait I have and me trying to project onto random things but

*AGGRESSIVE POINTING* AVERAGE DARKENER GRASPING WITH THE FACT HE IS NO LONGER A DARKENER

anyways I love my plushies but ughhh boo hiss stop watching me you CREEPS (not serious at all)

Also geniunely curious on how normal this is.

-Jevil from the hit indie game DELTARUNE by Toby Fox

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