#meowtain

[euesworld]

"My kitten said you were mew-tiful and totally cuddle worthy, then it said you were pretty purrrrfect actually.. it told me that it wants to climb into your lap like a meowtain and make you fall in love."

Hahahaha.. I'm such a dork - eUë

[lewisvinga]

feline fine | alex albon x fem! reader

summary; alex and his veterinarian girlfriend soft launch using animal puns but no one could figure it out

fc; various girls on pinterest

warnings; ?

notes; requested! oh how i love to do smaus

taglist; @namgification

masterlist !

liked by landonorris, georgerussell63 and others

alex_albon: what do you call a pile of cats? a meowtain

username: the caption???

username: omg the kittens🥹🥹🥹

username: when he’s a cat person>>

georgerussell63: surprised rusty let her old him

alex_albon: rusty quite fond of her icl, i think it’s all the treat she buys for him

username: the cat in the last slide looks so grumpy 😭

landonorris: ask her if she can look at my pet

alex_albon: she says an picture of a jack russell terrier with george’s face on it is not a pet

username: she????

username: alex in his soft launch era??

liked by yourbestfriend, and others

yourusername: why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? too many cheetahs

username: the caption😭😭

yourbestfriend: both of you are so corny , i cant w u 😭

yourusername: hey ! i’m a vet! animal puns are mandatory !

yourbestfriend: but he’s not a vet?

yourusername: well …. that i can’t explain

username: HE??

username: swear i’ve seen those cats before…

username: the best vet itw 💗💗 liked by yourusername !

liked by logansargeant, landonorris, and others!

alex_albon: what do you call a dog magician? a labracadabrador!

username: the last picture…. WHO IS SHE??

username: another pet pun??😭

username: wait so alex has a gf??

logansargeant: so that’s why you asked me for a dog pun….

alex_albon: to be fair you also googled it

landonorris: buddy>>>

alex_albon: he behaved well at the vet, maybe it’s bc she was his doctor😌

landonorris: buddy the goat🐐

username: wait, alex’s gf is a vet??? who could she be???

liked by yourbestfriend, and others

yourusername: is your dog always tired? maybe it’s just a bit ruff around the edges.

username: WHO IS THAT MISS Y/N??

username: bro i need to know who ur dating

yourbestfriend: ew he’s shirtless

yourusername: i like him like this 🙎‍♀️

username: the puppies🥹🥹

username: definitely recommend going to her clinic!! my cat usually hates going to the vet but y/n made her feel so calm and safe!!❤️❤️ liked by yourusername

username: i hope he’s as good of a person as y/n is!!

username: AIFKSOFKSOCOSKXL

username: that man looks awfully familiar….

liked by yourusername, carmenmmundt, and others

alex_albon: are you a cat? because you’re feline fine

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: this is the best caption so far me thinks

alex_albon: thank u i used my brain for this 🤓

yourusername: love u bf❤️‍🔥

alex_albon: love u gf❤️‍🔥

username: wait… HES DATING Y/N?

username: should’ve seen this sooner bc they both kept posting animal puns out of no where😭😭😭

username: my faves are dating??😩

carmenmmundt: double date soon🙈

georgerussell63: no alex stinks

alex_albon: no george is smellier

yourusername: screw george and alex bby , me n u let’s go on a date🤭

carmenmmundt: better than a double date😫

alex_albon: no stealing my y/n.

username: feeling stupid now that i realize that y/n kept posting his pets on her insta with the same corny puns…..

[roe-oo]

sudden store update! magic meowtain sticky notes have arrived :3 —> store link here, more info ⬇️

these are not preorder items and will be sent out as orders are placed.

If you’ve already placed an order and want the sticky notes to be added and therefore paid for shipping twice, send me an email so I can refund one instance of the shipping fee.

[shadow-likethehedgehog]

brokeback meowtain

“Meow meow meow meow meow meow”

[euphorictruths]

Meowtains Of The Moon- Jim Figora; 2016

[featherwhiskered]

catback meowtain real

[thatsleepyartist]

What do you call a pile of kittens??? A MEOWTAIN!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[mirrorshards]

I'm the pile of cats anon and NO! YOU'RE WRONG!

a huge pile of cats is called meowtain :)

that's a way better answer than mine 👏

[siliconosaurus]

Funko Paka Paka Plush Soda Kats ( Meowtain Mew, Dr. Purr Purr, Purrpsie, Cat Pawchino )

[wordycheeseblob]

What do you call a mountain of cats?

Meowtain.

Some call it home

[cannibals-and-radio]

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We yearn for the feast, father.

That's quite a litter of cats.

Why I'd say there is enough to make a meowtain of cats.

My appawlogies I just couldn't resist the purrfect opportunity to make cat puns.

Ah ha ha ha!

[roe-oo]

wheres mumbo on magic meowtain?? alfnfkdjs that aside i got my charms today and thank you so much!!!!! theyre So So So cute i cant wait to put them in my desert duo ita bag 😍

I FREAKING FORGOT HIM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[itsnotreal]

NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PILE OF CATS?

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A MEOWTAIN

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[dadjokestop]

When it comes to humor, “what do you call” jokes are the kings of clever wordplay. These little gems take a simple setup and deliver a punchline that’s both surprising and laugh-out-loud funny. Whether you’re at a party, hanging out with friends, or just need a quick laugh, these jokes are guaranteed to hit the spot. Let’s dive into some of the funniest “what do you call” jokes that are perfect for any occasion! Why “What Do You Call” Jokes Always Get a Laugh There’s something irresistibly funny about the simplicity and wit of “what do you call” jokes. They’re easy to remember, quick to deliver, and often leave everyone laughing at the clever twist in the punchline. These jokes are all about playing with language, making them not just funny but also a little bit smart. Ready to laugh? Let’s go! 1. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 4. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. 5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. 6. What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh! 7. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 8. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. 9. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener. 10. What do you call a bear who’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear. 11. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time. 12. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. 13. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 14. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 15. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. 16. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 17. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto. 18. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost. 19. What do you call a frog that’s illegally parked? Toad. 20. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory. Wrapping Up with a Laugh And there you have it—20 of the best “what do you call” jokes that are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face. These jokes are perfect for all ages and any occasion, so go ahead and share them with friends, family, or anyone who could use a good laugh. Which of these “what do you call” jokes is your favorite? Let us know in the comments below, and don’t forget to keep spreading the joy of laughter!

[lightinyoureye]

Day 63: Xavier's moment post || Meowtain Captain

[bdoublehoe]

My DesertDuo charms from @roe-oo’s store came today!! They are so cute!!! 💕

They wrote a little note on their new “Magic Meowtain” sticky notes too which I had not seen before and I bought those immediately.