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beasts <3
#i may try to clean these up by getting rid of the actual like#menu shit#i forget what its called#but like the hearts#circles#nd the “r look” thing#i love them so much.#my four cats#<3#remlits#remlits skyward sword#remlit#beasts#loz#loz sksw#sksw#that one joltik speaks
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Girls b drinking iced coffee
#hoof draws#hoofology#*slide 1 is her natural hair btw#if anyone goes to a coffee shop w/ an almond joy thing on the menu get that shit btw#mocha + coconut thing with almond milk . they slap
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not sure how compatible they'd be
#clone high#abe lincoln ch#jfk ch#frida kahlo ch#cleopatra ch#my art#kahlopatra#jfabe#sometimes you gotta draw ur favs on an awkward boring double date#ik that they r part of the same friend group but they dont interact much (in the reboot obviously)#so im not sure how smooth it'd go#also abe is mostly upset that they r only serving some mysterious purple shit (acai) instead of the old grassy knoll menu
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doctor's orders
summary: a mild cold in the hands of one used to life or death illnesses... he really worries too much.
word count: 1k
-> warnings: you're like.. very mildly sick.. +take one (1) pill for like .5 of one second. nothin serious
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“i don’t know why you’re taking this so seriously.”
“i dn’t kow why you aren’t.”
you sniffle again, wiping at your nose with a napkin he’d insisted you take. “it’s not like i’ll die, baizhu.”
“dont joke about that.” he sat at his desk, counting qingxin petals as he plucked them off. “you’ll be perfectly fine, so long as you take your medicine.”
you wanted to roll your eyes, to push off his worry and deny the pills. yes, you were sick, but with barely a cold—more an annoyance than anything—that you didn’t think was worth even half the trouble.
but if nothing else, this was for his benefit. part of the curse of being a doctor, you supposed: knowing even the most severe of illnesses started with a cough. or, in your case, congestion.
“and you’re certain that’s it? no aches or pains?”
for his sake, you checked again. nothing out of the ordinary, just as it was five minutes ago, the last time he asked you.
“i’m fine, just as i have been and just as i will be. even if i wanted to hide something, you’d be able to tell.”
he’d known you were sick before you did. you went out with qiqi yesterday, returning to the pharmacy with a basket propped on your waist. you exchanged your greetings with gui, lingering to watch qiqi set herself up in her chair, carefully prying seeds out of lotus heads. you were sat beside her sorting the horsetail from the violet grass when he came out of the back door, eyes lingering on you strangely.
“are you feeling well?”
you looked up, hands stalling. “yeah, i feel fine. why, is something wrong?”
gui smiled like he knew something you didn’t, but you didn’t focus on that. baizhu came to you, taking your hands in his, inspecting your palms like you’d miraculously developed an allergy to horsetail overnight. “…are you sure?”
“positive.”
“no new aches, not unusually hot or short of breath, nothing stiff or-”
“baizhu.” you turned your hands to hold his instead, his gloves cool under your fingers. “i’m fine. you worry too much.”
but, of course, your karma swung around and you woke up with a headache and a pressure in your sinus. the light off the stone paths felt too bright, your predicament obvious from the moment you opened your mouth to say hello. just like that, you’d been whisked away to a back room, changsheng curling around your shoulders as he tried to find any and every reason to worry.
it was cute. or, would have been, if you didn’t know he was worried beneath the fuss. if you didn’t know any better, it would seem like he was finding any and all excuses to touch you. a loose grip on your wrist to check if your heart was irregular, the back of his hand against your cheek to see if you had a fever, worrying and worrying like you weren’t stuck with the common cold and he wasn’t the best doctor this side of inazuma.
“you worry too much.”
“you worry too little. drink your tea.”
you did, bearing the bitter taste as changsheng slipped from your shoulders to his. honestly, with the way he was treating you, one could easily think you were at death’s door.
you weren’t, though. you traced the rim of the ceramic mug, watching him fuss with your medicine, carefully crushing and mixing a variety of strong-smelling ingredients you couldn’t hope to identify off sight alone, characteristics lost in the mortar and pestle.
“so,” you start, his eyes flicking to you but not losing focus. “you come here often?”
he rolled his eyes, adding an ambiguously labeled syrup. whatever shorthand he and gui had mastered was a mystery to you no matter how hard you tried to decipher it. “this is serious.”
“it’s the flu.”
“you don’t know that.”
“you’re biased.”
“and you’re not getting out of taking your medicine. have you finished your tea?”
he took the empty mug, checking the stray leaves at the bottom like they would give him whatever answers he was looking for. it’s not like you’d lied to him—not like you could, either. between he and changsheng, it was impossible to so much as bring him flowers.
with the help of a few bits of hyperspecific equipment (that looked far too dangerous to just be for a doctor), a single pill was tucked into your palm, a muted green sphere with flecks of white dispersed across its surface. another cup of medicinal tea was poured and drank, a bitter aftertaste left in your mouth as expected. but you were rewarded for your troubles with a quiet sigh of relief, all of his nerves apparently washing away with that single action. he pushed his glasses up on his nose, eyes softening from ‘stern doctor’ to ‘worried partner.’
“…and you’re certain-”
“i’m fine.” you downed the rest of the tea, lip curling at the taste as you set it down, not missing how he checked to see if you’d drank it all. “i’m not in pain. i’m not hurt. i’ve taken my medicine and you have personally seen me do it. please, relax.”
another sigh, this one tired and well-worn. “you know i can’t. it’s not that easy.”
“it was worth a shot,” you shrug.
he does all of the work that he can in your room that day, strictly confining you to the bed, but letting you sit with him in the lobby once noon passes and there’s less people bustling through. you politely ignore the subtle glow to his fingertips whenever he walks by you, just like you pretend not to notice his repeated, worried glances.
it was almost sweet, that he worried so much. and besides, who were you to tell him what to do with his time? a day spent with your doctor was a day well worth every second.
#genshin#genshin impact#genshin x reader#gender neutral reader#fluff#baizhu#baizhu x reader#baizhu fluff#genshin fluff#what tags do people even use. idk#x reader#genshin impact x reader#reader insert#gn reader#genshin impact x gender neutral reader#genshin x gender neutral reader#every time i tag its just#what bullshit can i come up with today#todays menu : fic i started 6 months ago#god i have#shit in my drafts over a year old#i will get to it eventually i prommy#sorry im. boothill posting on sideblog#its not my fault hes pretty and i want to blow him up#anyway#what do i title this guh#good enough#we ball
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BLOG UPDATE 10-30-24
[ID: A photoset of three images. The first two images are a parchment texture on a black background. The first image is white text, and a navigation sidebar to the left of the main body of text. The sidebar reads: 'THE KING'S PHYSICIAN, written by Elliot Z. Chapter 00: Asclepius. NEW GAME, LOAD GAME, SETTINGS, GLOSSARY, MAP, CHARACTERS, ACHIEVEMENTS.' NEW GAME is highlighted with a distressed scroll image. At the bottom of the sidebar are links leading to Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram.
To the right of the sidebar, the main text reads: 'PROLOGUE: ASCLEPIUS.
The ground stinks. It meets your hands in a shower of wet mud, an explosion of sick and blood, soaking the spaces between your fingers. When your vision focuses again, finally stops wobbling around and making double of itself, you find your palms soaked red. You crawl on your hands and knees to the body in front of you. You turn them over on their back. A man, not one of yours, and you slap his face a few times before you realize his eyes are milky and staring ahead, unblinking. There’s nothing you could do for him now. You look at his legs and find them still facing downwards. They didn’t move with the rest of him.
All the information comes to you backwards — his bisected waist, the guts spilling across the dirt, red, red and so much red. You stand up numbly. Your horse lies dead several feet away, and you remember in your haze that’s the reason why you were bucked off. You try and look at something — anything — else.
There is nothing else. All around you are limbs and blood and battle. Everything moving so slowly, mosquitoes caught in cooling amber, a slurry of death. You feel lost, a scarecrow in a burning field. Your ears ring. It all feels distant. Too distant. You need to move.
You turn to see a flash of white steel against the burning sun, and weakly raise your arms to try and block the blow with what little padding you have on. You move so slow.'
The other images feature the same text. The second image features a black background and red links. The third image is yellow parchment paper with red links and black text. /end ID]
happy update day!! i have to be up in. checks watch. six hours. so the update is coming at exactly midnight, and then i'll queue appropriately. but steady progress is being made on tkp!! im taking a small break from greenwarden to focus on making tkp and erinys look nice as a side project to querying agents for my book. it's a process. yk how it is.
what you see right now are mockups, the actual product looks uh. well. it looks like this
far cry from how i want it to look, but im working on it.
after finishing the css, all i have to do is write and edit chapter 1 and it'll be ready for demo release!
also, happy spooky season! im working on something for greenwarden that most certainly will not be done by Halloween, but i think you'll like it. it involves costumes and maybe stickers. watch this space
#blog update#excited to get back into coding again tbqh#the svgs are frustrating but i think i can figure them out given enough time and sleep#unfortunately they did put me in charge of the fall cocktail menu at work so im scrambling#and dont have a lot of time to write#[my drinks rock btw. ill give you the recipes if you ask]#[i didnt sign no nda and i dont give a SHIT]
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Life's a beach! ☀️⛱️
#ts3#ts3 screenshots#ts3 simblr#simblr#esp bc inzoi DOESNT WORK! ;--;#sick to my stomach rn. everyone's zois look so nice#and my shit literally only got past the main menu ONCE!! 💔💔💔
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every time i’m FORCED to enter a zipcode or confirm my location while looking at a menu online, i become EVIL
#and an angel dies. is tragically killed even#i just wanna see the menu girl i am NAWT ordering shit#even better when the place isn’t even local so u have to fucking google zipcodes. tears in my eyes. the suffering is never ending#this is not what jesus (or whomever) would have wanted 😔😔💔💔💔#can anyone relate to this#💬
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who else up making some gay lawyer shit
#i cant stres enough that half this shit is placeholders#i need to fix the audio and the visuals and the everything and the all of it forever#i was just so excited to get the stupid evidence menu working.#i have no gamedev experience my brothers. i dont know what im doing. im a law person not an artist.#rookposting#ace attorney#anyway... phoenix wright talks to franziska von karma about miles edgeworth wfor a while simulator... work in progress.......#this could have been a fic. this could ahve been an email
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From Emmy Magazine:
“Could Carmy and Sydney ever pursue a romantic relationship?”
“It’s a partnership. You’ll see.”
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https://digital.emagazines.com/Emmy/20230608/index.html?t=94e68d28-28c6-4326-b244-8a0bb24517b4&utm_campaign=testlink_emmy&utm_source=EG&utm_medium=EG#p134
#why is she holding his arm and looking seductive?#they teasing us#carmy x sydney#chefs kiss#chaos menu#the bear is a mom & pop restaurant established in 2023.#this shit probably means nothing
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Since we’re on the topic of video games, im tired of these fucking remakes. Ive said it before but i’ll say it again each time. These companies dont wanna invest in an actually good remaster or port and would rather waste their time with these remakes bcuz “ooh look how shiny and better the graphics look!!1!1!1” often times it has an empty feeling because everything has to be ultra realism super 6000. Its gotten so bad that now regular gamers are starting to gaslight you into playing or enjoying them. So much has been lost artistically, (like the cool UI designs) that it’s now considered “juvenile” and that i need to “grow up” and “accept it” 😂
#Being genuine and having atmosphere/lore/small details surrounding the game does a lot more.#And can we pls have built in emulators or#backwards combatibility on these newer consoles? if ur able to do all this other shit you can give us an official emulator#And ik that sometimes the developers have actually lost certain files data assets etc within the OG games that cannot be regained#But you can make an entire remake no problem🙄 it be feeling like they are getting told by higher ups “do it or else”#Im gen z and idk if its my gen or a combination of everyone regardless of age wanting these remakes all of a sudden#Bcuz i swear i remember most ppl disliked or didnt care abt them now everyone is on board with it???#No game after the year 1999 should have a remake. A rerelease or remaster is fine. But a remake? Do we really need that…#Also game design used to be cute and fun. Whatever happened to that? Wheres my clever save spots and menu screens?#Theres only a tad bit of remakes i have no problem with and even then its not “needed”#i also understand not liking smth due to its art style. But to act like majority of old games looks terrible is crazy come on now.#Why does h0rizon need a remaster and why are u not allowed to buy or download the OG version of it anymore 😐#feels like ppl think OG games are nothing when they are the entire reason#The amplified hyperrealistic my-26k-ultra-supercomputer-made-this remake exists in the first fucking place#regarding limitations of old games and consoles i could understand a rerelease port but they could just add on stuff and leave it alone lol#Emulators also exists guys….#Rant#Other
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Sketch dump! I havent done one of those in a while. These are all from June-July while I was on vacation.
First we have Layal! The delightful Mother of Monsters, aka the Ghost Zone’s most evil mama bear AND my take on a fem!danyal dan! I like to imagine she could pummel Dan into the ground, but that stands true for any and all of my au Dans. Bc i am INCREDIBLY biased.
She mostly lives on her island in the Ghost Zone, taking in monsters of the Infinite Realms of all kind and raising them as her own. Surprisingly enough, she does genuinely love her children. That’s about where her love ends. She stole the minotaur, his name is Asterion.
Then we have Daini-Yel! He’s from an au i’ve never actually talked about on here. He’s literally just Danny for an Epic!-inspired au. He's an unknown entity in the newly released open-adventure, odyssesy-inspired game "Nautilus", and he is not a part of the game's code :). He showed up three months after the game's initial launch, and was discovered during a live when a streamer was on their way to fight a boss much similar to Circe and the streamer accidentally took a detour and found his pathway (of which did not previously exist).
He's very friendly! And offers you, the Captain, a strange liquid with even stranger powers called "Ektolai", in order to help you fight Circe. His whole vibe and creation is literally just the song "Wouldn't You Like" from Epic. If you run into him enough times at the start of the game, you can convince him to join you on your adventure as part of the crew. He's a powerful ally and a very good friend, despite his strange awareness of the world around him...
Oh, but be warned... just like the rest of your companions, your actions have consequences and what you do affects their opinion of you. Daini is no different! Your close allies can quickly become enemies.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#danny phantom#dan phantom#fem dan phantom#fem danyal al ghul#female dan phantom#danny phantom art#danny phantom fanart#starry art#sketch dump#art dump#dpxdc art#daini doesn't have a health bar if you fight him lol. lmao even.#yes i do ship the captain and daini in-game. so does everyone else who plays it in this au. half of the in-world twitter for nautilus is ju#people begging the devs to let them romance Daini just like the other companions in the game. the devs are shouting at the top of their#lungs: DAINI IS NOT A PART OF THE CODE. WE CANT MAKE HIM DO SHIT. DAINI DOES WHAT DAINI WANTS#there's two versions of this au: one from daini's pov and one from the player's.#daini's pupils are white to indicate that he is non-human to the player. when you drink ekolai the world's colors invert and you can#perceive things that the normal mortal eye cannot. like shrink mode in Alice Madness Returns. in this mode daini's char. model floats#and he has a faint ethereal glow around him. nobody knows what he is and he gives you the dialogue option to ask him what he is.#he just smiles at you if you ask though. he makes his own achievements but they're slightly glitchy when you view them in the steam menu#if you ask me about daini-yel i'll infodump about him more.#his weapons of choice are rope darts. which are very much NOT greek weapons but it fits his whole 'not part of the game' theme
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i cannot stress how fucking funny it is to be shockwave in Skybound #9 imagine you look over a planet for 4 billion years and every day elita one comes in and beats the shit out of you and steals ur energon until The wife (soundwave) FINALLY texts you back and lets you on earth where you fight optimus prime who ALSO beat your shit 4 billion years ago and you finally finally beat him after all this time and then elita one pulls a minos prime and dropkicks you so hard in your crippled old man back so hard you cant move for a few pages and then they escape
#maccadams#transformers#skybound#transformers skybound#Shockwaves Burden is BACK on the menu boys#what people fail to realize is the less cool shockwave is the better he is and holy SHIT is this comics shockwave funny
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im going to *remembers im an adult and can say whatever i want* *remembers im so so immune from the consequencies of this forever and ever* *remembers to have fun and be myself* kill myself
#genuinely being silly w this one dont worry about it <3#but in this age of websites where you have to say shit like 'unalive' i find this meme rlly funny. goodbye.#bad for your mental health to do this a lot but like. voice of a white woman at a restaurant asking for the dessert menu.#we're gonna be baAaaAd
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Wait wait wait guys I take back some of my grumpy hate for the gameplay trailer because wait HOLY SHIT I CONNECTED TWO DOTS HAPAHAZARDLY AND IT FEELS LEGIT.
Okay okay so.... Remember when Rook was taking out those statue pillars? And they had very specific ornamental designs?
They were VERY SPECIFIC IN THEIR DESIGN. and now look at some enhanced images of the entities showing up behind Solas:
NOTICE ANYTHING FAMILIAR???
Like bro.... Were those designed to actually summon them or were they DESIGNED TO HOLD THEM BACK WHILE THE RITUAL WAS TAKING PLACE?
The only one that I can see in this shot that is still standing in the lower reaches near where Solas was conducting the ritual is this one:
Mega spikey head elf.
So like.... Seriously, what is going on here? Solas is obviously trying to tear down the Veil and will inevitably have to take down the Evanuris... But did he really plan on taking on the Evanuris FIRST? Or was he just gonna use them like sacrificial lambs to power the ritual??? What if those statues connected to the Evanuris??? Was Solas planning a way to hit two birds with one stone here???
Okay y'all I'm kinda back on the bandwagon again for this. This shit is wild. I take back some of my bitching. This is kinda low-key genius if this is what's going on.
#analysis#rambling#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#da4#evanuris#gameplay trailer#solas#I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT#We're back on the menu boys#holy shite
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Hotguy and Cuteguy, being silly on rooftops patrolling the city at dawn
#grian#goodtimeswithscar#hotguy the siege#hermitcraft#desertduo#hermitcraft fanart#mcyt fanart#hotguy gtws#berry art#superhero au#IM BACK BESTIES#sorry for the very long break whoops#i imagine those two like doing very early patrols together where they buy breakfast menu from mcdonalds and then goof around#its all ‘we have to make sure no crime is happening’ but be honest. no villain is doing villain shit at 5am#those two just like to be dumbasses on rooftops#yeah#i bet grian goes ‘ theres no way you can shoot that trashcan from mere’ and scar goes bET
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Anyone compared Nat asking Donna if she was okay, to Syd asking Carmy if he was okay, and Donna and Carmy's contrasting responses yet?
Nat asking Donna if she was okay preceded her complete unravelling at the dinner table in Fishes, despite her insistence that she was okay....However, when Syd asked Carmy if he was okay in the finale, he answered no, before proceeding to have a meltdown when she could not be there to reassure him, because she had to step away to handle service....
*Nat asks Donna if she's okay*
Donna: 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬👹 🏡+🚗 = 🏚
*Syd asks Carmy if he's okay*
Carmy: No! 😡
*Syd goes to pick up his slack*
Carmy: 🤢 Marcus get me the fuck outta here! Syd! Marcus, get me Syd! Get Syd! 🤬 Get fucking Syd, get fucking Syd! 😱
#they're already a family y'all#the bear#the bear meta#sydcarmy#natalie berzatto#donna berzatto#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#the berzattos#anti claire bear#carmy took claire's dumb advice and the ghost of christmas past came and bit him in the ass with that fishes dinner menu#donna was absent in the body but present in the spirit with them#at least carmy recognizes he has a problem though he came to the wrong conclusions about it- but it's a start#nat and sydney deserve so much love respect and 💵 compensation for all the shit they've put up with 😐#come outside storer! i just want to talk!#the bear is a love story- it is also a family bacchanal show 🇹🇹#what does it all mean?
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