#mentions eleanor

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

RAT!!!!

[kirkshouseplant]

Peter and Wade are that couple that have a fridge that looks like it was filled by children(Milks of various flavors, grape juice, etc.)

However when asked about it they blame it on Ellie. Saying it's for her when she stays with them on the weekends.

It's not because of the weekends.

[moony-2001]

With the announcement of two new original stories by Rachel herself, I’ve been oscillating between “let her try cooking again” and “we’ve already seen what she did to the Greek pantheon she should be relegated to lunchables”

[sleepyminty]

An observation with this genre of ‘little sister’

[zal-cryptid]

So since the toyfolk have relations with each other, do some of the toyfolk have "intimate" relations, and if so how

I had, unfortunately, thought about this while worldbuilding and have an answer prepared:

Due to their toy bodies, it's difficult for some Toyfolk to develop a physical attraction for one another. However, some others are a bit freaky.

I hope this helps with everyone's fanfics.

[icarusredwings]

Why the fuck did I even write this. WHEN did I write this? #cleaningoutmyqueue

Carly at 4 am:

Thinking about one night, Logan waking up to Wade cross-legged, rocking back and forth as he's patting Evelyn.

"Shhh.. shh, it's alright.. you're okay, baby girl."

Immediately, he wants to just go back to bed because it is too early to deal with this bullshit though he sighs heavily and asks anyway.

"What's wrong with the baby?"

"Shhh.. shhh.. she won't stop crying. Can't you hear her?"

"Oh..." He realizes that there's tears running down his face. He's rocking, patting, and patting more, as if desperately trying to soothe her though Logan knew self consciously he was only trying to soothe himself from something.

Call it what you will, but they have come a long way from other destructive ways to self harm then rocking a baby doll. And if Wade wanted to rock his baby then so be it. But it didn't actually look like he *wanted* too rather then was struggling to let go of her. Struggling to put her down.

Ever since he had that damned dream that there was a universe where he had a daughter, his whole train of thought changed completely, now playing papa to cope. Cope with loss that he didn't even know he had, cope with the idea of 'holy shit this is so easy and yet my parents couldn't do it properly... they mustn't have loved me enough'. To cope with the fact that despite having all these kids in class- They would never be his.

Sure, he's snatched up Laura and Gabby faster then Logan even mentioned being their step father, but it wasn't the same. He had the same dream over and over again about a baby girl. HIS baby girl.

Now here he was, half asleep, patting on auto pilot, and crying because his silent babydoll was sobbing in his head, a dream lingering into reality.

"Shhh... shh.. Evelyn please.. go to sleep for papa.. im sorry.. I know.. It'll be okay. You have wolvie. He's kinda like a mama?" He whispers to the toy, whose batteries were taking out ages ago because of an actual cry button that would randomly go off, sending Wade into even worse frenzies.

Recently 'Evelyn' has been having issues on not having a mom and it almost felt.. real.. the way he described her pain. As if the other universe was dipping into theirs. It kind of concerned Logan just how dearly he took care of this doll, carrying around for hours and once even brought her to work.

He'd wrap her up and carry her, bounce her infront of the chalk board, show coworkers his baby, most being extremely puzzled as who let Wade adopt a baby- only to realize that she wasn't a real baby at all. Few, such as Yukio, Rouge, Kurt, and Jean held or bounced the baby as if it were an actual baby.

Rouge at first took her without even realizing, but saw how happy it made Wade and continued, Yukio ofc took her and was extra gentle, Kurt, who was used to sunday school kids handing him random stuffies and babys autimatically began to bounce her. Meanwhile Jean knew it was a doll and took it anyway, complimenting Wade on how beautiful his baby was. "Isn't she!?" He said to her and she smiled.

Later she had said to Logan something about how the baby was improving his mental state- Not alot- but enough to keep him in the 'Sane' category for awhile. She also mentioned how when Rachel was born she would let Wade hold her, despite Logan telling her that was a terrible idea, afraid of what might happen. No, Wade would never hurt a baby on purpose but he was terrified of Wade trying to take someone else's kid or being a bit too rough.

He already saw him drop evelyn twice- and she was hard plastic. He didn't want to imagine what would happen if she hadn't been.

Honestly? It was heart breaking to watch. To see the man he loved so desperate for a child of his own though both agreeing that he wasn't in the right mental state for a baby and probably never would be. He was good with older kids. 5 and up, but new borns and toddlers needed more work then just playing, feeding them once in a while and carrying them around.

The best thing about Evelyn is that he couldn't forget to feed her because she didn't actually need to eat. She couldn't get be kidnapped and held hostage or even killed by people who really didn't like him. She couldn't get hurt if Logan accidentally stabbed her in his sleep.

But sometimes, this play wasn't enough. Sometimes, something in his head just wouldn't let him put her down, wouldn't let 'her' stop crying.

With a pop of his back, Logan sat up with a groan. "Give her here." He put his arms out for his daughter, hard plastic or not. If Wade thought she was theirs, then she was. Oh, well. It's not like it hurt much. If anything, she's helped greatly with his nightmares. This being said, the ones about her though were worse, but Logan would trade one bad dream a week for every night.

Wade gave him the baby, hesitant as Logan started patting. "Shut up little one. Your dads got work in the morning." He muttered to the doll, though Wade looked nervous. "Y-you're not patting her right, and you have to have your hand up-"

"Aye! I can pat her how ever I want. Huh? You like when I pat you?" In reality these questions were more towards Wade, trying to find the correct responses.

"She's still crying. You're being too rough!"

"What? Im patting the exact same way you were."

"Nu uh, that's too hard. You're gonna hurt her!"

Deep down, Logan knew this fear only stemmed from Wade himself being afraid of hurting her, but it still hurt to hear that he thought Logan would hurt the babydoll. (Unlike Mr. Drop her head on a bathroom sink and on concrete).

Grunting, He hands her back, rolling his eyes. "Well then, what does 'she' want?"

"She wants a mom" He whined, nuzzling the doll and kissing her head.

Logan was about to say "shes got a mom," but not really, Vanessa thought she was kinda creepy and only held her when Wade asked but was awkward. This made sense, seeing as she was going to give Wade a baby before things changed. Now that she thought about it, they weren't really in the best of the situation to have a baby back then either. Just.. dumb love, I guess. The fact that whenever she saw him play with kids, it made her hormones explode... (Logan understood this feeling a bit too well around August)

"Evie baby, please! Shhh.. shh. Why are you crying so much?!" These are the parts that worried him, just how frustrated he got with his own head.

"What's all this ruckus? Dont you know what time it is?"

Logan blinked, glancing to his husband. "Why didn't you lock the door?? Carly you need to knock."

"Nonsense. I heard trouble, and where there's trouble, there's Howlie."

"What?" Her logic seemed flawed. Wouldn't she want to stay away from him if he were trouble? Though- then again- were talking about a 86 year old jewish veteran amputee from Poland. Not much scared her. Including walking in on them- which she's done multiple times with little care, gathering laundry and then leaving as if nothing happened.

"... do you think she saw us?"

"Why is there so many clothes on your floor? Who raised you to be like this? Hogs?" She said.

"... I honestly think she dosn't give a fuck."

"I aspire to give that little of a fuck one day." Wade would say.

It made Logan cringe and shiver to think about. Ugh. He couldn't imagine how much she had seen of them and how she would pinch his cheeks not even 10 minutes later. God, she was so.. weird! But even in her wandering mind, he couldn't imagine putting her back in that nursing home. Besides- now Al had someone to be crotchety with and sit on the couch complaining about stuff with. She had even started taking Al with her to Synagogue despite her always saying it was bullshit, She enjoyed the time out of the house.

"So what is problem?" She asks, a hand on her hip, her leg lazily put on in a flowery nightie.

"Evelyn is crying, and it's stressing him out." Logan tells her, still watching as Wade paced and patted her bum.

"She wants her mom but she dosn't have a mom." Wade explained, bouncing a bit more as he shushed her.

"Oooh, let me see. Give me little Eve. I take her." She offers, used to Wade's antics by now. That or she was losing it and thought the doll really was a baby. Either way, Wade looked hesitant again. "Are you sure? J-just don't be too rough. Logan's too rough."

"Snitch." Logan grumbled, giving him a playful fist as if saying 'Snitches get stitches'.

"Come now, D'aawww mój anioł. Did that mean man hurt you? Awww, I know, laleczko. Sheyneh meydeleh." She coes, patting her back gentle enough to satisfy Wade into finally sighing of relief.

"So.. what was wrong with her?" Logan asks, seeing his husband finally settle down and flop himself against the bed in an exhausted "Fmph".

"You ain't got any tits sugar." Carly smiles, innocently. "Babys like busty chests. And that's just what you aint got."

Wade gasped, covering his mouth and giggling. "No way, you just said that. Loagies tits are the best!"

He scoffs, smirking. "At least mine are real."

"Perhaps she prefers plastic over flatness."

Wade then gasped again. "Oh, you did not just say that. Wolvie you gonna let her get away with that?"

Logan let out a snort. "Yeah. Sure. What am I supposed to do? Beat up a grandma?"

"You know, raddish, your papa is quite a coward. Even in war was cowardly. Won't even fight an elderly lady with a missing leg." She says to the doll, leaving to take her back to her room to 'watch' her for the night.

Shaking his head softly, Logan couldn't help but chuckle, feeling young again from the banter. Boot didn't change a bit. And it seems she never would. "No way, I've seen guys get sent to medic way too many times over that leg!"

"If you dont want Boot up your ass, don't talk from it!" She calls, the door clicking.

Giggling, Wade sprawls out in the bed. "Was she always this sassy?"

"Oh, im pretty sure she gets sassier with age.."

"Like good cheese."

"Sure, bub. Like good cheese." Pulling him close, he locks him in his arms, not wanting him up again until their alarm went off in the morning.

".. You're a good dad, Wade." He whispers, nuzzling into him, yawning.

"I love you too, peanut.."

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

Horizontally spinning rat

and I’m spiiiinning ‘roouuund like a balleriiinaaaaaa🕺🕺

[fenharel]

DRAGON AGE: CANON WORLDSTATE

CARI AMELL ✨ (blood mage, spirit healer, battle mage ❤️: zevran arainai) ELEANOR HAWKE ✨ (spirit healer, force mage ❤️: anders) ALVA LAVELLAN ✨ (knight enchanter ❤️: solas) DAPHNE MERCAR ✨ (spellblade or deathcaller ❤️: lucanis dellamorte)

i was tagged by @shadowglens and @arlathen to make my da ocs in this picrew, thank you so much 💜

im tagging @rkyloren @luttare @faerune @stephschoices @queennymeria

@alvsanne @abelas @thedeadthree @leviiackrman @risingsh0t

@thefathersbride @solasan & you!!

[michaelmellz]

“its been almost a year since-” WRONG!! JEREMY BEARIMY, BABY!!

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

This just in: trade deal >:)))

New ask game

Make a character using this Picrew, and put the song you relate to the most. I’ll start!

@floralcavern @oliviartist @cringelordofchaos @going-goober @achilleslefttoe @starry-skies-116 @the-worm-machine @chalkymalky @mossycobbld @ithinkimightbeagoose @wheeler-fan

[wonder-worker]

“Studies of Elizabeth Woodville […] have been hampered by the continuing fascination with her brother-in-law, Richard III. The Ricardian [and Yorkist] apologetic is now largely dependent upon the argument that the Woodville family posed such a threat to Richard of Gloucester, and the kingdom as a whole, that Gloucester had little option but to take the throne from his Woodville-dominated nephew. Although this argument has [irregularly] been contested, a reassessment of the queen's role in 1483 has not yet been attempted. Michael Bennett, in his 1987 account [...] still dismissed her as `an inveterate intriguer, capable in her vanity and fecklessness of some remarkable shifts and turns'. But more often she is scarcely mentioned in general histories of the period.”

-J.L. Laynesmith, “English Queenship 1445-1503” (thesis for the degree of DPhil in Medieval Studies, University of York, Centre for Medieval Studies, April 1999)

[the-unconquered-queen]

Horror in Choices my beloved <3

[zal-cryptid]

Since it’s horror[i think] I feel like this is okay to ask but have any of the toyfolk ever managed to kill themselves? Like it seems like a pretty hellish existence even if it’s deserved and that seems like the only way out or does the “toys can’t die” thing appealed here, which I think is true, because it’s an way out. if this is too dark or a subject you don’t want to include, please disregard. Toodles!

Thanks for asking! Yes, it's a horror/comedy. I'll let Eleanor answer this one.

[miasmultifandomdump]

I heard someone say Black Sails was what straight people wanted queer representation to be because of its tragedy and uh, I'm sorry, but what?

Was it perfect? No. I personally disagreed with the use of rape scenes and I noticed that they included sex scenes between lesbians, but not gay men, which could have been due to bad reasons. (I don't want to say for certain as one couple simply may have had less room for that, but let's be real, the fetishization of lesbians and the way toxic gender norms seep into any male expression of affection are both real things.)

That said, I disagree that the tragic fates of many LGBT characters means it's bad representation or aimed primarily at straight people. The thing about Black Sails is that it has many tragic characters. LGBT people aren't singled out. Yes, sometimes people want LGBT people to suffer, but that's so they can pity them. Nothing about the LGBT characters in this show is pitiful. They fight back about the homophobia they face. People who want to pity LGBT people don't typically want to see them fighting back against the oppression they face.

You can personally prefer the happy stuff. That's fine!! If your preference for queer media is light, happy escapism, then that's great and you should enjoy it to the fullest! But it's also okay that some people want Black Sails. Queer stories can exist in many forms.

[tfisathoughtfulnickelbakeryfire]

I want to write a Sugar Baby AU where the person providing the money is sort of the epitome of class and grace but is also down bad for their sugar baby to the point where people are either really annoyed or really curious, because who is this beautiful, wonderful, classy human being who has this rich, powerful figurehead of high society wrapped around their finger? And also how soon can they be introduced because Lord knows the rich person won't shut the fuck up about the love of their life.

And then, through some situation, mayhaps one of those rich people charity galas, the sugar baby is introduced.

And they're just.

An absolute Dirtbag.

With a capital D.

Not necessarily a bad person, though perhaps a bit morally grey to the average citizen's standards, but definitely the type of motherfucker to stroll into a fancy party wearing a leather jacket, a stained t-shirt, no shoes, and a slutty pair of sweatpants just to say hello to their sugar daddy by giving them an absolutely filthy kiss, then steal a bunch of shrimp, a martini glass full of olives, and a bottle of champagne just for funsies.

And everybody there is like: "This is your beautiful, perfect, innocent sugar baby who you think can do no wrong and who you're in love with?"

And the sugar daddy, still red in the face from the kiss, is like: "Uh-huh, yeah, yup, that's them."

And the sugar baby just throws up a peace sign and says, "Cheers, motherfuckers," through a mouthful of shrimp and olives as they leave, opening the champagne as they go and chugging like a third of it at once, kind of Eleanor Shellstrop style. They also let out a monster belch as they reach the door, because of the bubbles, obviously, and everybody is just fucking flabbergasted, because the sugar daddy (a man who has an original Van Gogh chilling in his house and a slightly concerning obsession with unique/vintage buttons) very obviously could not be more enamoured.

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

ooc note :3

erm! Tommy 2 misses you :]

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AWW 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I saw that they said they were on vacation!! I hope they’re enjoying it :)) I was wondering why I hadn’t seen their username in a while, I was starting to get a bit worried. Glad they seem to be on a fun trip <33