#mentioned alien!wilbur

[sundewhasaudhd]

I'd love to hear your dsmp headcanons when you have the time!

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I have multiple notes on my Notes app for this moment

TW: mentions of suicide, mentions of starving oneself, mentions of self harm

Tommy: aroace, he/him, 17, 6’1”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD, prosthetic leg. No voice claim yet. Very skinny and scrawny, like he would struggle to lift a gallon of milk. But also insanely fast. Demi god (through Kristen).

Tubbo: queer, trans ftm, he/bee, 18, 5’7”, AuDHD, dyslexia, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: David from Hilda. Pretty buff, I’ve also been seeing I good amount of chubby c!Tubbo designs, so I might do that as well. Goat hybrid.

Ranboo: pan, enby, they/them+neos, 18, 8’5”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, body dysphoria. Voice claim: Freckle from Lackadaisy. The most twink to ever twink, y’know, on account of being half enderman. Half enderman, half love god.

Wilbur: bi, he/him, 23, 6’6”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD. Voice claim: Red Guy from DHMIS. Another twink. Doesn’t help that he barely eats most days (most of the time it’s just because of the ADHD, but he has tried to starve himself as an [unsuccessful] suicide attempt). Demi god (through Kristen).

Techno: aroace, he/him, 23, 6’3”, AuDHD, social anxiety, depression. Voice claim: Sun Wukong from LMK. Buff. That’s all I have to say. Piglin.

Phil: bi, polyamorous, he/him, immortal, 5’11”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Bandit from Bluey. Again, same as c!Techno. Buff. Human that was gifted immortality, pointy ears, crow wings, and stick antler thingys.

Jack: bi-curious, probably not cis, he/him, 19, 5’9”, AuDHD, probably physically disabled as well, I need to think about my c!Jack design some more. Voice claim: Gyro from DuckTales 2016. Cyborg.

Niki: bi, demigirl, she/they, 29, 5’6”, AuDHD, anxiety. Voice claim: Bubblegum from Adventure Time. Fat and buff. Half demon, half human.

Fundy: gay, trans ftm, he/him, 16, 6’3”, AuDHD, anxiety, dyslexia. Voice claim: Steven from Steven Universe Future. Half fox hybrid, half siren.

Eret: bi, polyamorous, genderfluid, any pronouns, immortal, 6’3”, AuDHD, dyslexia dyspraxia, depression. Voice claim: Aaravos from Dragon Prince. Pretty curvy. Semi god (child of a demi god, that demi god being Herobrine).

Foolish: pan, agender, he/they+neos, immortal, 7’8”. Voice claim: Raine from The Owl House. Buff. Demi god.

Charlie: aroace, agender, he/it, immortal, 5’9” AuDHD. No voice claim yet. CHONKY :D. Plus sized c!Charlie my beloved. Walking piece of goo Normal human.

Quackity: gay, ambiamorous, trans ftm, he/him, 21, 5’8”, depression, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: Whizzer from Falsettos 2016. Duck hybrid.

Purpled: ace, polysexual, enby, they/he/star, 18, 5’8”. Voice claim: Louie from DuckTales 2016. Alien.

Punz: bi, agender, he/they, 25, 6’0”, ADHD. Voice claim: Zane from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts. Gold hybrid.

Ponk: gay, transfem, genderfluid, any pronouns, she/he preference, 34, 5’7”, ADHD, prosthetic arm. Voice claim: Mikey from ROTTMNT. Half lemon fairy, half human.

Sam: omni, male preference, bigender, he/they, 35, 7’4”. Voice claim: Raph from ROTTMNT. Creeper hybrid.

Dream: unlabeled, he/they+neos, 23, 6’2”, ADHD. Voice claim: Macaque from LMK. “Powerless” god.

George: gay, transmasc, any pronouns, they/he preference, 24, 5’8”, autism. Voice claim: Philip from The Owl House. Half mushroom fairy, half human.

Sapnap: pan, ambiamorous, he/him, 21, 5’10”. Voice claim: Finn from Adventure Time. Pretty buff. Half demon, half human.

Karl: ace, polysexual, ambiamorous, he/swirl/pop, 21, 5’11”, AuDHD. Voice claim: Bow from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (idk wtf to call it).

Bad: bi, demisexual and romantic, he/they/it, 36, 9’6”. Voice claim: Moxxie from Helluva Boss. Demon.

Skeppy: gay, transmasc, demiboy, he/it, 34, 5’7”. Voice claim: Percy from Lightning Thief the Musical. Diamond hybrid.

Puffy: bi, transfem, any pronouns, she/her preference, 31, 6’9”, OCD, prosthetic leg. Voice claim: Annapantsu. Goat hybrid.

Hannah: lesbian, trans mtf, she/her, 22, 5’4”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Katara from ATLA. Rose fairy.

Aimsey: lesbian, enby, any pronouns, 20, 4’11”, AuDHD, uses a walking stick. Voice claim: Hilda from Hilda. Bunny hybrid.

Boomer: bi, trigender, he/they/she, 23, 5’9”, ADHD. Voice claim: Ed from The Owl House. Frog hybrid.

Connor: ace, gay, he/zap/blast, 22, 5’7”, autism. Voice claim: Sea Hawk from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (still don’t know what to call it).

Schlatt: gay, he/him, 36, 6’3”. Voice claim: Haymitch from The Hunger Games. Goat hybrid.

Michaelmcchill: bi, he/him, 33, 6’2”, autism. Voice claim: Jake from Adventure Time. Panther hybrid.

Eryn: bi, demiboy, he/they/sharp/it, 16, 5’10”, ADHD. Voice claim: Leo from ROTTMNT. Half demon, half human.

CPK: pan, genderfluid, he/they/she/it/swish, immortal, 6’4”. Voice claim: Terry from Dragon Prince. Kitsune.

Callahan: gay, he/him, immortal, 5’7”, mute. Voice claim: no one. He’s mute. Demi god.

Alyssa: lesbian, she/it, 24, 5’5”. Voice claim: Sasha from Amphibia. Some sort of hybrid, I haven’t decided yet.

Tina: bi, trans mtf, she/her, 23, 5’3”. Voice claim: Candy from Gravity Falls. Half demon, half human.

Antfrost: gay, he/him, 29, 5’7”. Voice claim: Adrien from Miraculous Ladybug. Cat hybrid.

Hbomb: gay, he/she, 17, 5’8”. Voice claim: Launchpad from DuckTales 2016. Cat hybrid.

Vikk: bi, he/him, 38, 5’8”. Voice claim: Mr. Boonchuy from Amphibia. Parrot hybrid.

Lazar: probably queer in some way, he/him, 63, 5’10”. Voice claim: Fergus McDuck from DuckTales 2016. Gingerbread man.

Miscellaneous headcanons:

Cuddling with Quackity helps Wilbur sleep.

Whenever Tommy or Wilbur think about death, they play with the white streak in their hair 

When Dream was little, he used to draw his smile (TM) on stuff to “claim it”. Like, toys and shit like that.

The Syndicate gave each other hair styling tips.

The reason Quackity always wears a beanie is to cover his ears. For trauma reasons.

Tommy’s cardigan is made of Friend’s wool.

Sometimes Fundy, Foolish, and Sam spend the night at Las Nevadas, so they all have their own rooms there.

When Purpled winks, he winks both eyes on one side.

Karl has a bunch of those goofy ahh socks with like, fruit on them. You know want I’m talking about.

Dream’s birth name is Clay but he changed once more people started arriving in the SMP.

Techno plays violin and is teaching Ranboo.

Dream’s walking speed is the same as the speed walking of everyone else.

Bee duo wears their rings on their horns because Tubbo’s ring finger is busted and they wanted to match.

Fundy calls Eret dad, but not Wilbur. (Rip)

Ranboo’s a soprano.

Aimsey’s hair turns white in the winter.

Burger duo have to keep an eye on each other when they use knifes at the van. For… reasons.

Peer pressure duo practice controlled breathing together.

Techno’s bruh is a vocal stim.

Little Fundy used to jokingly bow at Eret.

Techno has reading glasses.

Techno’s hair gets really tangly if he doesn’t brush it after a day.

Callahan uses ASL to communicate and Alyssa’s his translator.

All of the fandom songs are written by the characters.

Ghostbur put stickers on his guitar.

Tubbo played softball/baseball growing up.

When Dream was in prison, he tallied the days he was there in the shape of a smile.

Wilbur sings and plays guitar to help Tommy fall asleep.

Charlie cries “human bits”.

Bad became really against swearing after he adopted Sapnap.

Wilbur taught Quackity how to play guitar.

Sam just saw George and Quackity all alone on the street and just adopted them.

Dream wears contacts.

Purpled’s UFO crashed on Earth when he was a little, so they don’t really remember anything about his home planet .

Tommy watches Bluey.

Tommy mainly listens to audiobooks.

Aimsey draws on their arm.

Kristen gave Phil immortality so they could always be together, but that caused him to only have one live.

Puffy and Schlatt are half siblings.

Quackity has a Medusa tattoo .

Before Quackity gave everyone in Las Nevadas rooms, Purpled slept in the van with Wilbur.

Boomer watches MHA.

Dream got a spider web tattoo on his elbow after prison break.

Hannah watches Miraculous.

Jack made Tommy and Wilbur matching chats.

It doesn’t matter how much sleep he actually got, Wilbur looks tired no matter what.

Fundy listens to the High School Musical soundtrack.

Karl was/is in the WoF and Warrior Cats fandoms.

Tommy sings Welcome Home and My L’Manburg to himself to help him fell asleep and/or destress.

Niki taught Tommy how to sew after Exile.

Every time Jack loses a life, he becomes more cyborg.

Phil started growing his hair out after Techno died.

Wilbur is that one annoying ass person that sings happy birthday well (everyone knows you’re not supposed to sing happy birthday well).

Wilbur masked for most of his time on the SMP (especially during the elections and Pogtopia) and only really unmasked after the people he was really close with.

Dream has retractable fingernail claws because of his limited shapeshifting abilities.

Sally and Milo are besties.

That’s it. I hope you like em :3

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[vanilladreams-bah]

hello !! could we have a creator's choice dsmp fictive? /nf

we have a fragment, and all we know about him is that he's dsmp sourced and he has a superiority complex /h /lh

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Why of course :33c I love doing DSMP fictives. And I was so excited I gave you a level three !! Hope you dont mind :3

✨ Now bringing you a gift :; Creators choice fictive request ✨

Names) :; Wilbur, Apollo, Icarus, Achilles, Damien, Cyrus, Caeser, Flint, Arrow

Pronoun(s) :; he/flint/finch/sparrow/spark/doom/dea

Age :; 23

Genders) :; Explosigender, Martyrgender, Doomsdaycoric

Orientation :; Achillian

Source :; Pogtopia Era Wilbur - DSMP

Role :; Superiority complex holder, Persecutor

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Typing quirk :; Speaks almost poetically, everything he says sounds like he ripped it from Shakespeare's poems. Uses normal punctuation and uses capitalisation for Emphasis.

Personality :; Thinks he is above it all. Kind of treats people he doesn't like not well and those he does like gods. May try to blow up peices of headspace or set things on fire just to watch them burn.

Role performance :; As a superiority complex holder he fronts when you feel superior, taking on almost a god like persona. As a persecutor he will do what he wants when he wants, going to any lengths he deems necessary. This may be by harming or threatening to harm the body, other alters, or relationships the body has.

Front triggers :; Superiority complex thoughts, fire, Doomsday (Nov 16), Alien Blues - Vundabar, Tommyinnits, the urge to manipulate people

Likes and dislikes :; Likes, fire, Heathers, explosions. Dislikes, Tommys, Schlatt, mentions of Manburg

[nil-nothing-nada]

IMPORTANT NOTICE: This post is now considered outdated due to recent developments in my Stardew Valley AU. Please refer to more recent character posts for information.

Quincy Headcanons

(This is my partially self-insert farmer oc! I'm less worried about being cringe than I used to be so this guy is pretty self indulgent, hehehe.)

30 Years Old

Non-Binary (He/They/It/Xe)

Pansexual

Full name is Quincy Woodrow.

Sometimes goes by "Quill." His full name will occasionally be shortened to "Quill Wood." (Sounds familiar...)

Needs glasses partially because they messed up their vision by staring at screens in the dark while researching supernatural phenomena.

Was ecstatic when they found out they inherited their Grandpa's farm in the valley because that area is known to be a hub for supernatural activity. Moving there gave Quincy the perfect opportunity for their research. (You can really tell this guy is inspired by Ford from Gravity Falls...)

Renamed their grandpa's farm to "Cryptic Farm" mostly so that they could label their produce stuff like "cryptic eggs" or "cryptic jelly" just because they think it's funny.

Created many of the modern names for mines and cavern monsters. He is particularly known for his studies of goliath spiders, attempts at rehabilitating cursed skeletons, and investigations of ghosts.

Has a pet cat-sized spider named Raphael and a living skeleton assistant named Michael. He also has a horse named Gabriel. (Yeah, I'm obsessed with the monster pets mod. It just fits too well!)

All of his farm animals are named after medicinal herbs mentioned in the Bible/Book of Yoba. (He isn't religious, he just thinks that angels and old herbal medicine are cool.)

Really upset with how young he looks because people take his research less seriously.

Is actually quite a bit stronger than he looks because he handles monsters and does farmwork, he's just naturally built a bit thin.

Much more scared of normal bugs than the giant mine bugs because he can't see them as well.

Is willing to do dubious things to get answers to his mysteries.

Would've adopted Krobus, but Quincy can't stand the inside of house being hot and humid. The two are still great friends, though.

Trying to find whoever M. Jasper is so that he can talk about aliens and dwarves with them.

Super interested in Mr. Qi because of his connection to the valley's supernatural activity and his strange biology. (He might also have a little bit of a crush just because Mr. Qi is one of the only sapient monsters that he hasn't been able to figure out, which he finds really attractive for some reason.)

At some point in his storyline his heart just stops beating but he's magically still fully alive and functional which leads to a lot of angst as he tries to figure out if he's actually dead or alive. (He develops some light streaks in his hair during this arc because I think it looks cool and if any of you mention Wilbur Soot I will boil you alive.)

[cyncerity]

WOW hi again

sorry it’s been like over a month since I’ve posted anything, south park fixation is still strong and I know if I push the mcyt fixation too hard i’ll lose it and i don’t want that!

anyway yada yada more stories in progress as I’ve mentioned in like 3 previous apology posts, but they’ll be a bit more delayed. sorry everyone family emergency happened and I’m gonna be busy for a while yet but dw i’m stil doin stuff

in the meantime since i feel bad about leaving all of you on the back burner i’m gonna post some old art that i never gave you!!

now that that’s out of the way here’s some new characters and art for the alien terrarium au that i never showed you!!

you all already have seen Techno and Phil in the story, and they look pretty basic. Wil is pretty basic but he has some scars from surgeries performed on him to make him a suitable host for Tommy. The first outside person Wilbur meets is Niki.

Niki is Techno’s babysitter and best friend, and Wil quickly becomes close with her after he’s brought back to Phil’s house and Niki has to watch the twins when Phil is at work. The second person Wilbur meets is Shubble.

Techno is in his first year of high school, and Wilbur occasionally hangs around the campus cause he has nothing better to do since he doesn’t want to be enrolled in school. Shubble meets him while he’s loitering waiting for his brother and long story short, she convinces Wilbur to join the school’s theater program. Phil fills out some “homeschooled” paperwork and Wilbur meets with her and the theater troupe twice a week after school to do improv classes, plays, and learn musical numbers.

Lastly there’s Tommy, and there’s not much else to be said about him. Little alien snake guy i love him so much <3

might post more art of him later and explain parts of his character design but idk we’ll see

(also for age reference in this au Techno, Wilbur, and Shubble are all 13, Niki is 16, Tommy is 8, and Phil is an adult older than 25 [im not pinning down an age for him yet]. Dream Team and Sam are all between 23-25 [no specific ages for them either sorry])

[muichiro-tokito-1710]

Chapter 4: All my Marionettes

"Did you notice the marionette strings around your wrists?

Or did you just forget that I existed?"

Then, just as you try to calm yourself, you hear it.

A faint click.

The sound is soft, almost imperceptible at first, but then, as if it’s drawing you in, it sharpens, becoming louder, more deliberate. Your head snaps toward the sound, and suddenly, there’s a shimmer of light ahead. The dark walls of Limbo part in response, opening to reveal a glowing portal. It’s not much—a crack in the darkness, a soft light spilling through—but it beckons, like a lifeline.

You don’t hesitate. You stand, despite the coldness gnawing at you, and step toward the light. Your feet feel heavier than before as if the air itself is pulling you back, but you push through it, one step at a time. Each step feels like it takes forever, and the ground beneath your feet seems to shift unnaturally, distorting the very space around you.

As you reach the portal, you step through it, your surroundings warping, folding in on themselves. The darkness of Limbo is replaced with flashes of light, the sound of rushing wind in your ears, and a sharp pull in your chest.

When you open your eyes again, you're no longer in the void. The first thing you notice is the unmistakable scent of fresh air—earthy, damp, and alive. The air feels different here, lighter. You blink rapidly, taking in your surroundings, and immediately your heart skips a beat. The familiar sight of the land outside L'Manberg greets you, but something is wrong. You’re no longer in Limbo. No, you’ve respawned. But the world feels… off.

The ground is cracked, the sky is an unnatural shade of red, and there’s a tension in the air, an oppressive weight that wasn’t there before. The world looks like it’s been scarred by something much worse than just the destruction you caused. And then you hear it.

“Well, well, well.”

The voice cuts through the eerie silence, a mocking tone laced with something darker beneath it. You freeze, heart pounding in your chest. You know that voice.

Turning slowly, your eyes lock with Dream’s. He stands there, just beyond the ruins of what used to be L'Manberg, his figure silhouetted against the fiery backdrop. His mask conceals his expression, but you can see the glint of amusement in his eyes—the kind of amusement that doesn't bode well for anyone standing in his path.

“So, look who’s back from the dead,” Dream says, stepping forward. His voice is casual, almost too casual as if he’s been waiting for this moment. "You've sacrificed your first life... to join the victors. Welcome back."

“You did it, didn’t you?” Dream’s voice is calm, almost eerily so. The words are not accusatory, but the underlying judgment in them stabs deep into you, like a blade twisted in your gut.

You open your mouth, but the words don’t come. You’ve made your choice. There’s no excuse for what you’ve done, no justifying it. Not to Dream. Not to anyone.

He steps forward, closing the distance between you with every deliberate stride. The sound of his boots crunching against the debris is too loud in the silence.

A bitter laugh escapes your lips, though it feels hollow and wrong. “You gave me the choice,” you say, the words feeling alien in your mouth. You remember the letter. Make the move. If you want out, now is the time. It was supposed to be a way to escape, a way to leave the madness behind. Now, all that remains is the destruction you’ve caused.

Dream tilts his head, studying you with an unsettling intensity. “You think you can just walk away from this? That there’s no price to pay for what you’ve done?” His voice lowers, the words turning darker. “You’ve betrayed everyone you’ve ever known. Tommy. Tubbo. Wilbur. They trusted you. And now look what you’ve done.”

The mention of their names cuts deeper than anything else. A stab of guilt twists inside you, but you push it down, squashing the feeling beneath the surface. They made their choices. You made yours. It was never meant to be.

“You don’t know what it’s like Dream,” you mutter, eyes downcast, unwilling to meet his gaze. “To be caught between two sides, with no way to win. No way to belong.” Your voice shakes, betraying the doubt you thought you buried long ago. “I was just... tired.”

“Tired?” Dream scoffs, the sound almost mocking. He steps closer still, his green eyes burning with that unyielding focus. “You think the world cares that you’re tired? Do you think any of this was for you? This was never about you, Y/N.” His use of your name makes your blood run cold. “This was about power. About control. And now you’re just another pawn who thought they could escape the game.”

You shiver. You lost the trust of everyone. Just to become one of Dream's marionettes. No better than Eret, no better than his Dreamons. Even if you turned back now, L'Manberg would never accept you. But you didn't let Dream see your torment. You stood there, unnervingly still. "Then let it be so." You turned on your heel and walked away.

You gather your dropped things before they get stolen away by the skies. As you did, right in the ruins of L'Manberg, you checked to see if the coast was clear before you wept. Oh, to think that you were just a pawn and Dream was just playing you, just controlling you, like a clever puppeteer, pulling the strings. The tears stained the ashes before fading into nothingness. Then unmistakable footsteps were heard behind you.

[tallassredwood]

Hi this is responding to the fanfics post

Some of my personal favorite SBI fics:

- “The World Forgetting by The World Forgot” (SUPERHERO AU || angst-ridden, same author as Tommy’s clinic, Tommy-centric, crimebois-centric)

- “No Cause for Concern” (SUPERHERO AU || Unfinished and abandoned, Tommy-centric, general SBI-centric but leaning towards crimebois, ALLIUM DUO ROOMMATES LETS GOOOO)

- “Tommy’s Ultra Important Keychain” (SUPERHERO AU || Unfinished but not abandoned, Tommy-centric, general SBI content (still crimebois-leaning but not as much as the others), Bench Trio and Bee Duo are important, PHISTIN CONTENT (BOTH ALIVE, PRE-DATING BUT INFATUATED))

- “Abducted or Adopted?” (SPACE AU || very fluffy, general SBI content but crimebois leaning, fairly short, Tommy is the only human in a group of aliens/Tommy-centric)

- “His Curse of Binding” (REINCARNATION & FOSTER CARE AU || it gets worse before it’s gets better, Dream is unfortunately a major character, Tommy-centric ofc, Crimebois-leaning)

-“Who the Ever-Loving F*** Made Me A Prince?” (REINCARNATION AU || Unfinished and abandoned, starts off tense but will get better, only 3/4 sbi (rip Phil), Tommy-centric, bedrock bros-centric, Technoblade had a soft spot for this specific 5 year old (Tommy), Bench Trio mention!)

I have much more but a lot of them are Wilbur-centric (I like the character not the cc)

Thanks so much!!! I’ve read and LOVED a few of these [world forgetting(and I love the rest of their fics, currently reading Under the Hanging Rose), HCoB] so I can tell I’ll like the rest :) Feel free to send in more fics if you want to (no pressure), I’d love to read any suggestions you have!

also, in the last one, is the fuck censored in the fic or did you censor it? (Ofc it’s ok if it’s the latter but just so it’s easier to find)(if you wanna answer send another ask to stay anon)

[olipeaksforever]

Letting Go: The Full Story.

Content warning for: sexual assault and kidnapping mentions.

Letting Go happens in between January-June of 1986 in Washington.

It’s about Brenda Hayes, a rowdy, tough girl from the Pacific Northwest who is alienated from other kids at her school for her behaviour. She enjoys spending time doing taxidermy and collecting dead bugs because she knows she can preserve them and they can never leave her, unlike her friends. Her parents are worried but Brenda doesn’t care, since she’s moving to Sequim with her family on April. Brenda can't stand Mrs. Desmond, the clean and prim neighbor she has who is constantly helping those in distress in her neighborhood and who at the start of the story helps Mrs. Palmer tend to her wounded cat Wilbur after a panic attack where she believes he's dead.

One day, Brenda finds an extremely battered black cat in her doorstep, who’s close to dying. Brenda’s mother forces her to send the cat to the vet and the cat survives. Three months pass and Brenda can’t imagine her life without her cat. One stormy night in April, the cat convulses and wails on her bed as they play and falls with her blanket to the floor. Brenda panicks, as an overwhelmed boy comes out of the blanket. He explains himself and tells Brenda his name is Daniel Frewin.

Daniel is cursed to be a cat from his mother’s side of the family, and he was actually taken away from his family in Sequim by a research facility on Warden (Brenda’s town), five years ago when he was thirteen.

Brenda explains it to her family, who immediately recognize Daniel’s parents as former friends of theirs and decide to look for Daniel’s family in Sequim right after they move in. Daniel reencounters with his family, who never stopped looking for him but could never find a lead on him.

Daniel returns to highschool after an entrance exam and is immediately alienated, excluded and mocked for his aloof personality and shyness. A rich girl named Jenny constantly mocks him and goes as far to assault him after a physical education class, which leaves him questioning his life.

To cheer him up, Brenda takes a day with him where they go to the forest. They spend the whole day playing hide and seek, and end up lying on the grass. They confess their deepest, darkest secrets as they worry about not making it to twenty due to how hostile people are to them. After a failed attempt at kissing Brenda, he discovers through a teary phonecall with her that she was sexually assaulted by her ex-girlfriend Mary, and they both promise they'll protect eachother.

The weeks pass and Brenda and Daniel's friendship grows stronger, as they see eachother every day after school. Daniel learns to stand up for himself thanks to Brenda and Brenda finally makes some new friends thanks to Daniel.

Because Brenda is the only thing that keeps Daniel away from further harm as a response to Jenny's bullying, Jenny lies to Daniel by telling him Brenda tortures kittens. Knowing her reasons for her lie, Daniel confronts Jenny and after she tries to choke him, Daniel scratches her face. Jenny makes a scene out of it and victimizes herself, and Daniel gets instantly suspended for one week at the school. Heartbroken, he finds Brenda waiting for him outside the school. Some kids follow them, and start calling them monsters for what they did to Brenda.

They agree to a date the next day, to cheer Daniel up. They have dinner in a small diner, and sleep at Brenda's. Brenda gifts Daniel her old clothes as well a cassette with his favourite music, while Daniel puts her on a sweater he knitted of her with her favourite color. They both go to sleep realizing that they finally found someone who loves them with no bounds.

Daniel invites Brenda to his prom, and slow dance to Kangaroo by This Mortal Coil. Before they kiss, a ravenous and revengeful Jenny breaks into the ballroom with a gun and half of her face scarred. Brenda runs away with Daniel, who has turned into a cat and is tucked in Brenda's pocket.

Brenda gets cornered by Jenny outside, as Jenny shoots her arm. When Jenny is about to shoot Brenda in the head, Daniel goes through a horrifying transformation back to human, making Jenny run away in panic and fear. Daniel blacks out, as he falls to the floor with a bloody Brenda.

Two days later, Brenda's arm is in a cast, as Daniel takes care of her. They kiss for the first time and cuddle together as they're about to watch a movie. Brenda asks him about his captive in the research facility in Warden.

Meanwhile, back in Warden, Brenda's old neighbor Mrs. Desmond dies of a heart attack after receiving a dead black cat at her doorstep.

[bonesandthebees]

hi hello! was wondering what your current favourite fic might be? i’ve been looking for recs. and possibly, your go-to coffee order? hope you’re doing well c:

well I don't read a ton of fics that often, so that's a bit hard to say. this isn't a new one but one I read a while back and haven't mentioned on this blog I think is this one shot ft. crimeboys in the alien apocalypse + schlatt and it's just so good. I especially love the sweaterduo interactions in this they're fantastic

otherwise go check out anything and everything by the lovely eli birdfeet. I love eli's writing so much, their characterization is always fantastic (with any characters but ESPECIALLY wilbur) they're literally one of my favorite authors in this entire fandom and that would be true even if they weren't my best friend lol

oooo my go to coffee order? well if I'm at starbucks specifically I usually go for an iced shaken espresso with oatmilk just plain (I like my coffee less sweet so while the toasted vanilla shaken espresso is fine the plain is the best imo). if I'm at just a standard coffee shop then usually I go for just an iced latte with oatmilk, usually with no special sweeteners but if it's a fancy place that has rose or lavender as an option I might add that :)

ty yes I'm doing alright!

[brick-a-doodle-do]

Do u wanna ramble about something to me

yes! i've had this idea recently and it's idk kinda boring but it's based off of something irl (although not to the extent i chose; me and my mom thought it would be cool to—fictionally—expand on our own ideas lol)

basically phil and his family move from the big city (kinda) to suburbia. the change is pretty difficult for tommy, who had lived his entire life there and was expected to pack up and leave. so, techno decides to try and inconspicuously cheer tommy up by taking the kid on a walk. while on that walk, they stumble upon a neighboring development which looks considerably more new and fancy than theirs. it's intriguing, so they decide to take a walk through it. on the walk, they notice how oddly perfect it is. not in an appealing aspect necessarily...more like it just seemed so tidy. the paint on the crosswalks was hardly chipped and the street signs looked so petite and perfect. the houses all had nicely parked cars and neat lawns—it might have been the fact that the development was new, but it was still odd.

not to mention the houses, which were perfectly align with each other, yet all pleasantly unique. the other off-placed thing about them was how all of them seemed to have a light on, despite a great lack of people inside. it was almost one in the morning and nearly everyone still had their house lights on?

the two try to ignore the unease that rests inside of them—well, mainly tommy. techno seemed unbothered, but what else is new?—and instead try and make up ideas of what the neighborhood might be hiding. a secret drug cartel, aliens, secretly a set for a television series, government housing, anything they could think of.

by the time the first walk was over, tommy was already enjoying himself a little more.

over the course of the next month, the pair go on a lot more walks. one day, they get caught in a rain storm and are walking back when someone calls to them from their porch. they offer to let techno and tommy wait out the storm on the porch! thankful for the opportunity (and secretly a little hopeful that maybe they'll learn more about the neighborhood or have one of their theories be proven right), they agree. the person goes into the house to grab them some towels and something warm to drink. when they do this, tommy and techno sneak after them to take a look inside of the house. truly, they did not expect anything out of the ordinary. however, when they do, there's a whole round of people walking about, dressed up nicely and talking amongst each other. the two are about to run away until someone grabs techno's collar and drags him inside, and tommy soon after.

when the two get a grab on their surroundings, they're thrown into the corner of a room and interrogated by some guy (wilbur). but, while doing so, both tommy and techno notice phil.

[yourvassal]

hi.. not to bring angst into your inbox.. but have you thought about what dream's reaction would be to doctor!wilbur regenerating? because I know in some of your earlier au posts, you mentioned how dream would get clingy to wil because he was worried that it wouldn't be wil who came back. so, what would happen when the day that wil leaves finally comes? (<- already crying just thinking about it)

alternatively, is it dream who leaves first? (I can't imagine dream in this au leaving like some of the earlier companions.. but maybe like Rose or Donna where he gets torn away despite what the doctor/wilbur wants, or, worse, he dies because of some danger they find themselves facing).

(crying thinking about them losing each other but also that is such a sad inevitability with every doctor and companion </3)

ah the inevitable tragedy that looms over the doctors and their companions </3.. i think they would still be together at the end, as you might imagine it would be pretty devastating to dream especially because wilbur would be accepting of it or even anticipating it. wilbur having the cosmic experience that he does, and with the help of dream being so wonderful, will be able to work through his existential dread eventually and in the end accept the way he is, the way a timelord is. and he would also earnestly tell dream that spending all that time with him was the best decision he could've made. wilbur would finally face his present reality fully instead of trying to run away from it, but the fact that it would happen as regeneration is imminent leaving him no time to exist and live with his revelations, dream recognizes how tragic it is.

in my mind dream gets a situation loosely inspired by rose's, dream can somehow communicate with alternate timeline versions of wilbur with all his new advanced knowledge of aliens and their tech that he collected "for research purposes." but of course those doctors don't know who dream is, only that he's extremely familiar and they feel instantly comfortable around him. there are other timelines in the universe where the doctor mysteriously has a human nickname for a while. dream can find peace in knowing wilbur will never truly disappear, even if his wilbur is no longer with him

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

We are always here to wake you up

by SoulN1ght

Tommy was dying.

Tommy was dying and there was nothing they could do about it because no one in this fucking galaxy knew anything about human biology!

The boy let out a loud scream and raised his arms to fight a not existing enemy.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, what do we do, what do we do?!” Wilbur panicked, while he tried to grab Tommy’s arms to hold him down.

“I don’t know! Why should I ?!” Technoblade snapped back, his normally calm expression was replaced with fear and concern about the human boy.

He tried to think about something, something they could do to help Tommy, but he just couldn’t find a solution.

“Go get Phil!”

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aka Tommy is having a nightmare and SBI has no clue what these are so, naturally, they panick. (There's also a lot of hugging and Wilbur going "If anything ever happens to this child I am going to kill everyone in this room and then myself.")

Words: 2005, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Well, this surely wasn't meant to happen (but I'm glad it did)

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), but like he is mentioned in one sentence

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit

Additional Tags: Implied/Referenced Kidnapping (why the fuck is this not a tag...?), Kidnapping, aaaaah there we go, dont worry its mentioned in like one sentence, and no dream is not the one who kidnapps someone, Clay | Dream is Not Evil (Video Blogging RPF), Nightmares, Dreams and Nightmares, Alternate Universe - Space, Human TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Alien Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Alien Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Alien Wilbur Soot, Protective Wilbur Soot, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, ...this was supposed to be a crack fic why is there so much crimeboys fluff?!, Not Beta read we die like clones (even though this a fic about minecraft men), I need a Beta reader i know...

[hornet-breaker]

Trial of Dominance

The L’manburg duel but every one is a Khandoran species. Tommy is a raptor-based Khandoran with lightning based attacks, Dream is a Spinosaurus-based Khandoran with Tidal Control (aka water bending but alien), who will win the duel? Oh btw to avoid confusion Khandorans have 50 hearts and only one life.

Tw: near death, blood, swearing

It was cold and dark, Tommy didn’t like this meeting place at all. The sickle-claw tapped his infamous raptor talon against the wooden bridge, as he walked across, into enemy territory. After the last battles, morale was low for the L’manburg revolutionaries. An ultimatum was offered by Dream to Wilbur: to surrender under the light of 5 moons, that was 3 days away. Tommy did not want to surrender peacefully, he can still remember the conversation earlier in the van with his commander, Wilbur.

“Wil we could sneak attack them! Me and Fundy are known to be ambush hunters!” Tommy said.

“And risk both of you being burned alive by that thing Dream brought back from the nether? Absolutely not! We have no choice without massive casualties. He’s backed us into a corner.” The Phantos snapped, slamming his talons onto the desk. Tommy looked defeated as his feathers flattened, that was his last idea, before his final suggestion.

“What about Dominance?” Tommy asked. Tubbo looked up with a shocked gasp. The whole camp went silent at the mention.

“Tommy, no.” Wilbur said sternly.

“If I could challenge him to Dominance and win we will get our independence! Think about it Wil-“

“Tommy that’s fucking suicide! You’re 2 tiers weaker than him, and you’re only a stage 2 mature, your abilities aren’t solidified! We are surrendering and that is FINAL.” Wilbur roared, standing up and cornering the Sickle-claw, and scaring Tubbo out of the van. “Get some rest, tomorrow we prepare our surrender terms.” He said, turning and walking away. Tommy was frozen solid, he had never seen Wilbur this upset.

But I can beat him! I’ve gotten him cornered before, I knocked Sapnap out while he was full flame, that’s gotta mean something!

Tommy froze hearing a twig snap, smelling faint smoke, and glow stone dust. He was here. Not Dream, but his right hand.

“Are you alone?” The newcomer asked.

“What do you think, prick?” Tommy snapped, shivering. “How are you not cold?”

The newcomer stepped out from the shadows, black and white scale plates the texture of lava stone with glowing orange lines in between illuminated the Dracozen’s silhouette, eyes burning as fierce as the sun piercing Tommy, somehow no longer making him cold.

“I recieved your letter, Dream wishes to entertain this idea of Dominance. What are the terms?” Sapnap asked, smoke escaping his mouth and curling around his darkened horns.

“We meet by the river at sunrise the day we are to surrender. If I win, L’manburg gains independence and you fuckers never attack us again.” Tommy said. Sapnap nodded with a hum.

“Alright, I will report back to Dream.” Sapnap said.

“What are his terms?” Tommy asked.

“… L’manburg is to disband and rejoin the main territory, and you are to surrender Mellohi.” Sapnap stated.

Tommy’s cocky grin dropped into shock. Mellohi? That was his prized disc! There was no way he was handing that over!

But think about the suffering everyone has gone through from the war… Tommy groaned with hostility. There was no other way he could see that he liked. This was the only way.

“…Fine, I’ll see you 3 sunrises from now.” Tommy snarled, holding his hand out to shake. Sapnap snorted smoke and accepted the handshake.

“…Tommy before I go I want you to know Dream won’t show mercy. He will try to kill you, I hope you understand this.” Sapnap added.

“Are you trying to make me back down?” Tommy asked, his tail lashing.

“I’m advising you to rethink this, Dream is stronger than you think. You’re not even fully matured, if you leave right now you will die in thee days. He has no mercy, especially none for you.” Sapnap said. Tommy’s feathers raised as he instinctively took a step back. He shook himself and gave the Dracozen a confident glare.

“I will defeat him. You’ll see.” Tommy said, turning and walking away back to camp.

He swallowed nervously and shook himself out, smoothing his feathers and taking a deep breath to calm himself. In three days he would either earn independence for his nation, or he would die trying…

~~~~~~~~~~

The morning was dimly lit by torches before the sun would rise. Tommy got chewed out by Wilbur when he returned the night he sealed his fate, but this was the only honorable way. Or maybe this honorable way to go was his primal Sickle-claw brain talking. He didn’t know. He marched behind Wilbur and in front of the rest of the L’manburgians, towards the river where the terms were agreed upon. Tommy and Dream would fight in a match of Dominance, winner takes L’manburg.

they settled by the banks, waiting for the opposing side. It didn’t take long for Dream to be seen, his bright green scales were dimly reflecting light off them, following behind were Sapnap, Punz, and George. They all lined up on the opposite side of the bank. A bridge was constructed across the river, this is where the fight would go down.

“Tommy, please, back down, you can’t win.” Wilbur whispered to the Sickle-claw. Tommy didn’t listen, his mind was racing with all the different possibilities of how he could beat Dream or be killed.

Dream was talking with Sapnap and Punz. After their short huddle he cracked his neck and approached the bridge. It was time. Tommy looked back at Wilbur.

“Wil, if I down him, do I finish him or let him live?” He asked. Wilbur sighed, knowing there wasn’t any way to make him back down.

“do what you must, you got yourself into this.” Wilbur said bluntly. Tubbo hugged him tightly. “please don’t die out there.” He said.

“if anything Dream will be the one having to beg for mercy.” Tommy said with a cocky smirk, it was purely a mask, he was terrified. His life, prized disc, and nation were on the line.

he took a hesitant step towards the bridge, and walked to the base. Eret, the traitorous Leoras that was the reason they were in this predicament, stood at the top of the bridge.

“Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for showing up. Dream, Tommy, please step onto the bride 3 blocks away from me.” Eret announced.

Tommy reluctantly stepped onto the oak wood bridge, ascending up the steps to meet Dream. Somehow today the Sailback was extra menacing. Maybe it was the necklace of feathers from Tommy he had lost during each battle that was putting him off. It was a silent sentence, a statement that said “I will eat you alive, Son of Thieves.”

“As you all know, Dominance is the ancient tradition all Khandorans followed to climb the ranks of their individual clans. In today’s world, Dominance is still used, but for settling disputes such as this, normally between leaders.” Eret glanced at Wilbur. The Phantos hissed with distain. “There is only one rule, at sunrise, fight until your opponent is downed,” he looked towards Tommy with a small pause, “or dead.”

Eret stood tall and looked towards the faint light of a blue-ish orange sky. “When the sun rises, the Trial begins, may the best Kaiju win.” He then got off the bridge on the Main Colony’s side, standing by Punz and Sapnap.

The air was cold and crisp, a light breeze shook the leaves. Songbirds we’re preparing to awaken, over to the west, the sun was about to rise. The stars dimmed and the moons started their retreat. Dream was glaring at him, hissing deeply with a hostile bellow that shook the Sickle-claw to his core. Tommy shook his feathers lightly, charging up. Today only one of them was walking away.

The call of a Sun-wing Sparrow heralded the sun’s arrival, the fight was on. Immediately Dream raised his hand and streaks of water rose from the bridge, launching at Tommy with deadly speeds. The sickle-claw bobbed and weaved through the watery darts, some cutting him, one directly stabbing him, knocking him down a few hearts. Tommy charged towards Dream, dodging as best as he could the flurry of water darts. The sickle-claw jumped and was trying to strike with his ripper claw, time seemed to pause as Dream moved out of the way, and the sound of rushing water was heard.

Tommy looked to his left and screamed as suddenly a giant wave knocked him off the bridge, dragging him into the forest through a few trees, each taking 3 hearts. The final tree took 4 as the water pulled him back into the river, Dream diving in after him. Tommy struggled against the artificial current, trying to save any breath he could. He was down to half health after all. He saw the Sailback approaching at an alarming speed, his long slender jaws lined with 3 rows of serrated shark-like teeth aiming for his throat.

Dream neglected to remember lightning attacks are amplified in water, and unfortunately he would receive a painful reminder. As the Sickle-claw watched the Sailback open his jaws to attack, instinct kicked in and static started to build up. Within mere seconds of having his neck crunched on by crocodilian jaws, Tommy roared and electricity surged out from his feathers, turning the water into a dangerous electric bath for anything in a chunk radius, including Dream. The Sailback surged and roared in pain, the attack was strong enough for a retreat from both parties.

On the surface, both sides gathered on either side of the bank, watching Dream dove in after Tommy.

“Is this allowed?!” Tubbo yelled, looking up at the Leoras.

“The only rule was to defeat your challenger. Dream wins if he is the only one to get out of the water and Tommy doesn’t, or has to be dragged out.” Eret said

“And he will win, he’s a semi-aquatic.” George sneered confidently.

“Actually Dream has a home field advantage right now, but he’s also putting himself in danger,” Sapnap started, realizing the mistake Dream was about to make.

“Because Tommy can electrocute the water! Everyone get away from the riverbank now!” Wilbur yelled. Immediately both sides retreated from the bank as sparks danced across the surface, followed by slight bubbling, then silence…

Dream emerged first on the far side of the river, gasping for air and shaking himself out. Soon followed Tommy, coughing up water and trying to regain himself, an electric shield trying to protect him from his attacker. Overhead, clouds were starting to form, distant rumbling of thunder was telling Dream this fight had to end. The Sailback grabbed Tommy by the neck and quickly threw him against a boulder, summoning more water darts and sending them to attack. Tommy wasn’t as good at dodging now since he had his electric shield up. Tommy was cornered and bombarded with sharp water, losing health with each cut or hit. He was down to 10, gasping with exhaustion. Wilbur on the other side of the river turned away with disappointment.

This suddenly gave Tommy a strength boost. As the next water dart flew at him, he summoned whatever electric energy he had to him, and started to run, sparks danced in his crimson feathers as he surged forward, temporarily disappearing. Dream stopped his attack, then suddenly Tommy appeared out of a cloud of sparks and raked his reaper claw across Dream’s shoulder. The Sailback roared in pain as Tommy slipped under him and slashed his tail with an electric claw. For a moment, Wilbur turned back, watching the fight with some hope. Unfortunately this distracted Tommy as he darted away to come back and attack again. He wasn’t paying attention to his opponent. As he leaped up to pounce onto Dream’s side, the Sailback whipped his head around, and,

CRUNCH!!!

Everyone gasped as Dream crunched down onto Tommy’s chest, the sickle-claw wheezed in shock and pain, blood dripping down the crocodilian jaws as Dream showcased the mortally wounded challenger to the crowd. He harshly dropped Tommy revealing the damage, Tubbo screamed in agony as Wilbur and the rest of the L’manburgians watched.

“This fight is not yet over, but it can be. Surrender now I’m unison and hand me the Disc “Mellohi” or I will finish him.” Dream announced.

Tubbo wanted to rush to Tommy, to see that his best friend was okay, but Wilbur stopped him.

“Don’t, you’ll make things worse.” Wilbur said. He stood up and crossed the bridge, pulling a disc out of his inventory and holding it as he touched enemy soil. He marched himself towards Dream, “give me the boy, I give you the disc.”

Dream smirked and kicked the limp body towards Wilbur. Wilbur gave him the disc. The Phantos picked up the boy. “We will return once he is well to finalize the surrender, Dream.” Wilbur said, bowing to the commander.

Wilbur left with the bleeding Sickle-claw in his arms, crossing the bridge back to their base. Tubbo came running up, unsure of how to react, all he could feel was sorrow and rage.

“He’ll live, Tubbo, we’ve got to hurry if we want to make sure of this.” Wilbur said. “He was a brave fool to think he could pull this off.” Wilbur talked down to the unconscious boy.

(And that’s it! If you’re reading this it’s because I have to make sure there’s a filler paragraph so tumblr doesn’t delete the last paragraph! There will be more soon!)

Dream simply glared at him through his mask as Wilbur carried Tommy across the bridge. He had failed, and he would live, he did all of this for nothing, but he did last longer than anyone thought he would.

Tommy

With that he walked off the bridge, leaving the crowd to whisper curiously and the two combatants on the bridge.

[nomsfaultau]

Figure'd I'd make a guide for projects. Personal tag is something to nom on. Wilbur tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block, and my PR response to that is here. Oh and forgor to mention scp Wilbur eventually transitions to he/it pronouns. Fics and ficlets are linked below:

Ao3 fics:

Fault. The titular SBI SCP AU. SBI trapped in the Foundation. Lots of angst, large exploration of trauma, dehumanization, moral philosophies, and messed up found family. Tags are fault au, fault memes pog, sbi scp au, fault analysis, etc. This is a whole series and has many associated works.

>Also Where, then, do your loyalties lie? for AU where human Phil works for the Foundation and tries to free kid SCP Tommy. Complete.

Mandatory Family Reunion. Techno kidnapped by criminal dark SBI and handles it very poorly AU. Heavy dark em duo. Explores different types of abuse, motivations, delusions, and how love causes harm. Tag is Mandatory Family Reunion, sometimes mfr.

Lord, what fools these mortals be! Fantasy AU, Winter Court Fae Queen Kristin and King Philza try to kidnap SBI. Wacky hijinks with dark portions. Some themes of bodily autonomy, subtle manipulations, absurdity of the fae.

Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home. Mythology AU where Techno is a Harvest/Revolt god that is killed every Winter Persephone style, Wilbur a Festival/Dissent god. Heavy tragedy. Themes of self change, coping with grief. Abandoned with outline.

Where Hearts Roost. Fairy tale AU, Tommy and Wilbur break into witch Philza's cottage and get adopted. Sweet, hurt/comfort, themes of learning to trust. Complete.

The Altars We Sacrifice Our Futures On. Wherein Tommy is sacrificed to The Blood God, except he isn't an orphan so Techno awkwardly adopts him and is awful at parenting. Very funny and fluffy with some dark humor mixed in. Complete.

One shots:

Where do Babies Come From? Modern AU where Philza picks up homeless kids. My first fic everyone say awww.

Worth far more than your weight in gold. Monster Hunter Techno goes after Philza, who is a raven-dragon-kenku, for taking Tommy. Phil can only talk through redacting others sentences. Monster/culture worldbuilding. Hurt/comfort, distrustful bonding. Themes of learning to value yourself, discrimination, communication.

116 East Normal Street. Human Techno bonding with his neighborhood, who are all not-so-secretly from very different genres such as 'magical girl' or 'noir detective' or 'invading alien'. Most light-hearted thing I've ever written tbh. Themes about suburban isolation but it's buried in there.

Ficlets:

The Lambs Wolves Wear (for the ficlet, or here on ao3 + intro chapters before the reveal) AU where all of Philza's real children were replaced by different monsters he has to appease to survive. Problem? "Technoblade" "Tommy" and "Wilbur" never experienced love before and now adore Philza, unaware it's not real.

Unnamed Hybrids AU where Tommy is an avian and during exile his abuser takes advantage of his instincts to manipulate him. Angst heavy, deals with suffering and recovering from abuse. Complete.

Premise of SBI SCP AU

This is an au that has consumed me. This blog will just be a terrible mess of whatever I’m stuck on for the week, likely with little explanation and heavy spoilers. Anyway, the general vibe + anomalous properties are below cut:

Philza: The Zilant. Is the immortal concept of fire and fury, which pretends to be a dragon, which pretends to be a human. Maintains his personhood by attaching himself to mortals he calls his ‘Collected’. Currently: Tommy, Wilbur, The Blade, and Tubbo. Additionally, Philza is very intent on keeping any promise he makes and was kept in the Foundation exclusively because they’d captured his Collected and made a deal. Gives great dad advice, except when the advice is ‘let me murder them for you <3’

Tommy: The Instigator. Has a blood red liquid on his hands that grows when he’s scared. When people touch it, they become aggressive to anyone but Tommy. At low TI-Red levels this leads to things like bickering, but it escalates to physical violence and brutality. When TI-Red levels consume him and he thinks he’s going to die, he summons The Blade. Lived as a normal human and met Wil, Phil, and The Blade after a summoning at 15; visited the homeless guys occasionally till the Foundation captured at 16. Abandonment issues, highly touch starved, used as a Thaumiel. Collected Tubbo.

The Blade: The Blood God. Is a massive boar behemoth with voices in his head. When attacked (or if there’s an orphan), becomes The Blood God, who will bend the universe to ensure he wins. The Blade only comes back when the challenge has been completed. Grew up as a monster in the woods, but pulled himself up out of the voices, figured out what was him and what was The Blood God, and established his own personhood. Somehow has a college degree, met Phil and Wil during a gap year. Loves gardening and murdering people for Tommy. Also managed to come out of the Foundation the least traumatized, iconic. 

Wilbur: Soot. [tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block] His legs magically rearrange so he is the tallest humanoid in the room. Oh also the void in the side of his face that eldritch abominations claw their way out of. Was basically a feral starving child till ~14 when Philza forcefully adopted him. A chronic insomniac with a heart of gold and a tongue of silver, held together despite the inherent contradictions between being a supreme survivalist and a drama hoe. Memory issues because he represses basically everything. 

Tubbo: The Pollinator. Is a honeycomb skin suit for approximately 400,000 bees. Uses they/them we/us pronouns, because they are a Hive mind/system containing at least three humans: a Little, a Foundation employee, and a lawyer/farmer. Tubbo grew up mostly normal, albeit in secret. The most recently captured by the Foundation, and a staunch pacifist. This causes them to be at odds with Philza, who did a few murderous rampages too many, and The Blade, for the reason above and also because he destroyed their legs. But they stick around because they’re attached to Tommy. 

Basic vibes are found family, hurt/comfort, questions of morality, and trauma at the hands of the Foundation and each other. Things get messy, but it’s all bound together with love at the end of the day.

[thepurplewombat]

U mentioned that jgy is one of your favorite characters of all time, can I ask about your other fav characters of all time? I'm very curious bc u seem to be a cultured individual

Oh boy you sure may! *turns into an unskippable cutscene*. Not so sure about a cultured individual but let's see what consensus is once I'm done.

Olay so I'm going to go roughly chronological here, because everyone who has ever been a blorbo to me is, on some level, still a blorbo. So they all still count!

Okay so at the top of the list is one Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek The Next Generation) . My mom loves to tell the story of how I, at age three, decided I was going to marry Captain Picard and we would have six children. To be honest if he showed up in front of me today and asked me to run away with him on the Enterprise, I'm not sure I'd say no. He's such a wonderful character in so many ways - wise, kind, diplomatic. My first memory of watching television is the episode where he was assimilated by the Borg. The episode where Jean Grey from the X-men movies was an alien who became the perfect mate to the first person she saw when she hatched from her egg thing, and the first person she saw was Picard and so she still married the slimy guy from the enemy planet because Picard's perfect mate would never sacrifice duty on the altar of love lives rent-free in my mind decades later.

Dana Scully (X-Files). She's amazing. I love her. I love the fact that while she doesn't believe in the stuff Mulder does, she is openminded enough to acknowledge that science doesn't know everything, you know?

Neri from Ocean Girl. I watched this show when I was in primary school and I've got to tell you, Nonnie, for Literal Years all my Barbies wore wraps made out of rough hemp cloth. Her best friend was a whale named Charlie and she could swim underwater forever, she was amazing.

Xena (from Xena). Idk what to tell you, Nonnie, she was like, at least a third of my queer awakening.

Buffy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) she tried. So hard. Like, she had a Destiny and she didn't want the destiny, but she was stuck with it and so she was going to do her damn best to live up to it. Spike, from the same show, is also on the list. He was just fun to watch, you know? (also Faith because I shipped her Buffy quite hard for a while)

Severus Snape, Harry Potter. He wasn't nice, but he was good, but tbh I adored him from the first time he appeared. Also, Hermione. Big hair and loves books? It me!

Everyone in Seaquest. Especially the captain and Lukas, who I'm pretty sure was included purely because TNG did it. But hey, I was like 15, I thought he was great.

Daniel Jackson, Stargate SG-1. He's just such a nerd? I love him tbh. I shipped him with Jack O'Neill but I appear to be alone in that (or all the archives where their fic was are dead now rip)

Teal'c, also from SG-1. It's just...how much courage does it take to turn on your literal actual god who is the source of your life? Also, the sass.

Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect. I love him, your honor.

This one is chronologically in the wrong place since I read it when I was about 11, but Taita, from River God by Wilbur Smith. I loved that sneaky little asshole so damn much. I named my cat after him. (I was very annoyed when, years later, I read one of the sequels to River God, and on the first page Taita had a beard. Taita was a eunuch...)

Sarah Kerrigan, Starcraft. I could write a book about her. I have written a book about her. The first thing I ever wrote was a Starcraft fanfic (I had no idea fanfic even existed) about Kerrigan's clone Tedra. I'm weak for stories about evil governments, people who are treated like weapons, and assimilation narratives, so you can see why she captured my attention. (also I loved Zeratul, he was amazing)

Lestat from Interview with a Vampire. He was just cool.

There are a bunch more (I haven't even got to when I discovered danmei yet) , but unfortunately my power just went out and this post is already hella long, so take this as part 1 🤣

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For the WIP title ask game, “DSMP space AU where Tommy and Wilbur are both humans that end up with alien crewmates Techno and Philza. Wilbur is known to be human. No one knows tommy is. I’m really normal about this one”! Very curious about this :D

And also if you wanna ramble about your extended Exile AU, absolutely go ahead >:D

*cackles gleefully while rubbing hands togetehr*

SO. In this AU, Tommy is kidnapped when he’s 12. He’s abducted by alien traffickers, and manages to escape and cobble together a life for himself. Details blurry. He learns how to move in a more twitchy, stuttering fashion - kind of like a bird - smoothes out his gait so it looks like he glides more than walks, constantly dyes his hands black using a pigment he commonly finds, holds his hands so his ring and pinky fingers are tucked into his palm and then wears gloves; he also wears a mask, reflective goggles, and then a veil over all of that. He basically does a ton of stuff to obscure his form with clothing and make it so that any human features he can’t hide are altered. He has a heavy accent but knows a fair bit of one of the more common alien dialects, enough to mostly converse with ease. He manages to get hired by Techno and Phil, two aliens, on a really shifty job as an engineer for their ship. Tommy’s been working on repairing ships for a couple years and has a pretty good idea of how they run, and so his boss recommended him when Techno and Phil asked for someone skilled (and who wouldn’t be missed incase they had to. Escort him off ship if yanno what I’m saying (they’re space mercenaries because of course they are)). Tommy takes the job cause it’s even more secluded than the back rooms of a space port, and because it pays mega bucks, and because he’s still trying to find a way home (the hope has dwindled down to almost nothing now but he has to keep ahold of it because he doesn’t know how to keep going without it).

upon boarding the ship, techno and Philza introduce him to another crewmate that they mentioned but Tommy never met before getting hired. His accent is extremely heavy and he clearly knows very little of the common dialect. Tommy thinks his accent is familiar but he just can’t place it - the new crewmate is very enthusiastic and friendly, despite techno and Phil seemingly a bit nervous about the two of them interacting. Tommy is delighted to discover that the crewmate can actually bully him right back, even with his limited vocabulary. It all goes wrong, however, when the next day Phil and techno sit tommy down and introduce him to Wilbur properly. Wilbur. Who is human. Who pulls off his mask to reveal warm brown eyes with white sclera and pale, hairless flesh and eyebrows and a mop of curly brown hair and glasses that are a bit crooked with a crack in them and a smile carefully not showing teeth and Tommy just freezes. and the next few months are frustrating and heartbreaking and it’s so hard. Because Philza and techno are deathly protective of Wilbur and love him, human as he is, and have emphasized so many times tk Tommy that Wilbur will not hurt him, that Wilbur is sentientc that Wilbur is emotional, that Wilbur feels love, that Wilbur has a complex personality - and it’s affirming and it’s terrible and Tommy is far too terrified to chance revealing himself as human. He’s also far too terrified that this is a trap. Is this a shapeshifter who saw a human and learned to mimic them? If he reveals himself as human, will he be locked up and sent to another place to be sold off for experiments or exotic zoos or other even more horrifying acts? Is this Wilbur a lure to catch other humans? Is he actually human, and still a lure, selling out his compatriots? Tommy is terrified. Terrified of being caught and hurt again. is the tune he has stuck in his head a human song? If Wilbur’s human and a traitor, will he recognize the tune if Tommy hums it? Will he put together how much T’mi sounds like ‘Tommy’ with the ‘o’ removed? is this catchphrase from earth that he translated into common a popular enough phrase on earth for Wilbur to get it?

But slowly, as it becomes clear that Wilbur is human and not a traitor or faking being a human, Tommy develops a new fear. He’s drilled his humanity out of himself, he doesn’t act human any way; what if they think HE’S a shapeshifter if he reveals himself? What if Wilbur is the exception and Philza and Techno still throw him out the airlock? Can Tommy even calm himself human? Being around Wilbur makes him realize he’s lost some of his grasp on English, his first language, what used to be his only language, because he’s barely spoken it for five years and he was so young when he was taken. He doesn’t remember much history, art, culture, he doesn’t remember how politics and currency worked, he doesn’t remember geography, he doesn’t know how his own body works, he - never got a chance to learn. He had just started middle school when he was taken and had never been that dedicated to his studies, other than English because he liked stories and making them. The details of what he did learn have become fuzzy. He doesn’t remember the feeling of grass. He doesn’t remember how the glow in the dark stars were arranged on his ceiling. He doesn’t remember how to get to the corner store from his house. He doesn’t remember the lyrics to his moms favourite song. He doesn’t feel human - he let so many details go in favour of survival, and because being human meant he was in danger. Holding onto the things that made him human would have gotten him killed. But each discovery of human experiences he missed, that he forgot, that he can’t remember anymore feels like a knife being pushed into his chest. He should be able to read Wilbur easier than anything else, because they’re the same species, but it’s the same as any other alien - Tommy has to RELEARN what some of Wilbur’s body language means. Tommy doesn’t feel human anymore, and he questions what he’s even trying to go home to.

And to top it all off, Wilbur is hurt that Tommy is ‘afraid’ of him, because at first Tommy avoided him out of terror of being caught, and now out of terror that he’s not good enough to consider himself human. Phil and Techno keep on giving him disappointed looks and talks and Tommy doesn’t know how to explain that he’s not scared of Wilbur hurting him but he’s so scared of what Wilbur Represents. And also the thought thag maybe- Wilbur will reject him. Confirm Tommy’s feelings that he’s not human anymore, be disappointed he can’t bond with Tommy over being from the same planet and speaking the same language. Tommy had a very hard few months lol. After a few months he starts to warm up to Wilbur though and relax around him, thanks to Wilbur’s incessant attempts to make friends with Tommy. He’s still terrified and closed off but he starts to loosen up a bit, and finds himself feeling at home with wil, tech and Phil, and sometimes, even, safe - even though it’s constantly tainted by the guilt of keeping himself hidden.

I’ve run several different scenarios for how Tommy does get revealed to be human; he gets sick and they try to strong arm him into going through the biometric scanner (which he refuses point blank to go into of his own volition), he accidentally responds to Wilbur in English (or similar scenario if Wilbur’s like ‘(in English) what’s this word in common’ and Tommy’s like ‘(in common) it translates to ___’), the ship gets attacked and he sheds his layers for easier maneuverability and also so he can use his nails and teeth and go feral as a treat (but which ultimately reveals him as human), just a gentle admittance to Wilbur one time after Wilbjr talks about earth and Tommy can’t contain his heartbreak anymore ((oh yeah Tommy def has some good angst moments of being homesick and trying to explain to his crewmates that he can’t just go home)); none of them fully satisfy me yet though. I’ll keep running the simulations lol