#mentioned A-150

[pepperbenmin333]

This is truly a rooms moment

Oh nah pregnancy

[macabre-crab]

you hate shuro because he was mean to laois. i hate shuro because he gets in the way of my yuri ship. we are not the same.

[silusvesuius]

feeling their exceptional inherent goatedness in my blood after finishing re-reading a good book

[thebrookesnook]

Wind Breaker Chapter 150 Spoilers

Me when Sakura offered to stay in contact with Endo after the fight with Umemiya and Takiishi:

sakura, sakura baby. My boy, my sweet spring child. 😭

The way I would've called a restraining order on Endo skskks. AND HE CONFESSED LITERALLY A FEW MINUTES AFTER THEIR BATTLE. *Anyways, i have a love-hate relationship with this pairing (read: EndoSaku) and its all towards Endo for his bs words. #NeverForgiveNeverForget #SakuraBelongsInBofurin

Bye, EndoSaku fans do not @ me for the next 2-3 business days, I will cry tears.

Anyways, Umemiya vs Takiishi amirite? 😭 The whole rooftop, the chair was indeed not a fluke. It was a warning 😭. sksks endo tearing up over takiishi smiling is killing me

[fishwikipedia]

bcc the one currently kinda stagnant wrestling stable that i’m fully ok with remaining together indefinitely bc despite them not really being involved w anything important at the moment i like them being together on principle

[stardial]

ooOoOOOooOOO you wanna tell me about Lux so the art of him hits even better and cause you deserve to talk about the Lore ooOOooOoOoo—

OKAY SO to keep it kinda quick!

Lux is a merchant who travels across the world in his ship, a small caravel, that he can MAYBE also fly in? He trades primarily in fun artifacts he scavenges and buys, but has a little trouble selling them because he gets too attached.

He spends a lot of time just chilling on his ship, and to pass the time he also has a BUNCH of hobbies that he picks up and drops every now and then. His main ones are sewing and reading (especially about history), and he also really likes cooking.

Each of my OCs symbolize, and also just ARE, a part of the night sky. Astra and Tana are the Constellations and the Stars (they r dating ^_^), and Lux is the Comet. As the Comet, Lux needs a star to define him (based on how the most defining feature of comets, their tails, only exist in relation to the nearest star or whatever) which is why he develops an obsession with Tana as soon as they meet, and is also why they end up getting stuck in the worlds unhealthiest situationship.

Other important Lux facts are that he’s got a thing for getting into fistfights (sexual), he’s a lot more lovesick than he likes to acknowledge, he’s 5’3 at MOST, and he kills himself anytime he gets too bored (it’s okay, he always comes back after 22 years.)

[incesthemes]

i wrote 150 words and then filled out a bad sex meme for wincest so i guess that's how my day is going

[dragonfoxandfound]

Good god being a poc is not a personality

Get over yourself

being poc is not a personality you're right tho cowardice and stupidty seem to make up the entirety of yours

[jacqcrisis]

Lae'zel joins the lizard-sniffer shame closet with Halsin and Gale.

[o-uncle-newt]

Just saying, I am completely willing to give John Finnemore all the credit for everything I like about Good Omens S2 and blame Neil Gaiman for everything that I think was a mistake

Unfair/irrational absent proof? Maybe. I don't care, gonna do it anyway.

[daily-tartag]

#150

hairclips 🐋 

[most-fuck-able-ff14]

Final Round For Fun Poll 2

[widowshill]

VAMP ROGER AU QUESTION! how would he and barnabas interact together (if they ever interact)? :3 💜

tagging @tortoisesshells because she's my co-conspirator <3

excellent question! this family and their sharp-toothed men will be the death of ... well, several community members of Collinsport, i suppose.

to start — Barnabas gets out of the box slightly differently than in canon, which colors his relationship to Roger and the rest of the household. Roger kills Willie after his attempted assault on Carolyn and Vicki (who is, by that point, his wife); Willie's mysterious disappearance and Roger's suspected involvement makes Jason that much more panicked, desperate, and correspondingly aggressive. Liz goes searching for the lost family jewels in a last-ditch attempt to buy Jason off, and, inadvertently, lets their ancient family sin out of the tomb.

ergo she's made Barnabas' thrall instead of Willie, but this goes unnoticed for a while — even though her brother would, in theory, recognize the signs, and his suspicions are raised, but she's already acting so much unlike herself with Jason around that he doesn't suspect anyone else of doing her harm. yet.

at the start, he and Barnabas get along very well, even before they discover their shared affliction: they're both relatively sophisticated, well-traveled, intelligent people, and for all that Roger decries Liz's emphasis on the Collins name, he leans towards familial connections instinctively (Roger hasn't got much in the way of friends outside of the house even in canon, and he's even more isolated as a vampire).

after he finds out Barnabas is also a vampire, things get a little more complicated, but overall, they're still friendly. Roger doesn't have much sympathy for Barnabas' relentless self-pity and decrying his doomed fate to live as a monster, because Roger on the whole enjoys his vampirism and has made a decent un-life for himself out of it (thanks in no small part to Vicki). but having someone like him around is a comfort in ways he wouldn't have expected, he's no longer solitary or uniquely monstrous out of the Collins family, he has someone else around through the night, and someone who understands the sufferings of bloodthirst and being shut out of the sun.

furthermore, Roger's very much interested in his family history and stories of the past, the building of Collinwood, Jeremiah's ships – and Barnabas was there. there's potential for some very interesting conversations about the past, and the arc of the Collins family history to the present, not to mention literature, travel, fashion, politics and the rest. Roger's his cousin's mirror in modernity in many ways, and that's something potentially interesting to explore: the world changes around them, but Collinses do not.

as an aside, they both have a funny sort of relationship to Burke. Barnabas hates him for his resemblance to Jeremiah and envies his friendship with Vicki and thinks he's crude, and Roger ... well. it's complicated. it's closer to antagonism than not, and Burke has tried to kill him once in this au, and Roger resents his flirting with Vicki, but then there's everything else with their past. so I don't think Barnabas' treatment of him would sit particularly well with Roger, he'd take the attitude of hey, only I can be a dick to Burke >:(

the definite fracture point is Barnabas imprinting on Vicki. Roger's already jealous and possessive by nature, and it's amplified by the supernatural nature of his relationship to Vicki (being closer, bodily and mentally; being necessary to each other; being, quite literally, sustenance) so he's already a little on edge when Barnabas starts paying attention to her, giving her presents, and appreciating the scenery — Barnabas doesn't, exactly, tend to have much in the way of moral inclination to leaving women alone when they have prior engagements, but it's fair to point out the irony of everything Roger was doing with his bloodbag governess when he was still very much a married man.

anyway: Roger finds foreign bite marks on his wife's neck, and he's understandably immensely upset by this. partially out of territorial sentiment, but he also knows Vicki, and he knows that she wouldn't have invited another vampire willingly — which means that she was forced, or hypnotized, or attacked in secret, and there's only the one potential suspect. this is already enough to lose his good will, but he might have been willing to let Barnabas go with a "hands off," had this discovery not lead to finding out what he'd also been doing to Liz. the combination of the two is unforgivable, and it's Barnabas' error to have made an enemy who is very personally aware of all his vampiric weaknesses, and Burke's already carved a stake.

[giantkillerjack]

My first time watching Glass Onion it was obvious that Miles' speeches were bullshit, but I still searched for any hidden meaning there might be.

The second time is a different experience though because every time my brain starts to search for meaning, I feel like Benoit Blanc discovering that no, there is absolutely no hidden meaning.

It's bullshit it's all nothing nothing nothing! It is just how you end up talking when everyone reacts to your self-aggrandizing word vomit like it is actually wisdom.

Also, legit, when Miles gave his stupid bullshit speech about what the word 'disruptor' means to him, I shit you not I was like holy shit am I back in business school right now?!

Miles must have given speeches like that at 100 business school graduations, goddamn.

Like, the motherfuckers really do sound like this. We didn't have any billionaires come, but we had a lot of millionaire guest speakers in my classes, and they fucking talk like that.

They all think they're rugged capitalists, but they're just glass onions!

[nexus-nebulae]

i think this is possibly the best night I've had all year or maybe even in the last three years

[weedle-testaburger]

the sheer fucking TIMING of my phone going to shit the day before I have a new job starting