#mention of blackcest

[caitiewantstobeavadakedavrad]

I feel obligated to ask this one. 😂

Remus/Regulus

….No

I’m so sorry but I have never been able to see the appeal 😭

I don’t really care enough about either of them to read fics focused on them. I can only really see Remus with Sirius (and maybe tonks if I’m feeling funky) and uhhh same goes with *cough* regulus *cough*

Overall: 3/10; it’s objectively not bad but I can’t get behind it

[marauders-fandom-confessions]

I think a lot Jegulus shippers secretly want to ship Blackcest but are just too cowardly to do it

…

[hihimissamericanbi]

FAVE HP SMUT CREATORS

Ever since I got that lovely anon asking for the best smut I've ever read, it got me thinking about some of my favorite smut creators in general.

So here is a very non-exhaustive list of fan-fucking-tastic smut writers and artists I've come across in the HP fandom that weren't mentioned (shamefully) in my last batch. Feel free to add to the list! We must keep the people fed.

xoxo go take a sip of cold water girl

WRITERS

@spookymoonie

Lord Espooky came into this fandom guns a-blazing with their kink headcanon a day for Wolfstar and it has spiraled from there. They GET IT. He has a super well-organized masterlist pinned to his tumblr ft tons of different kinks, fic lengths, scenes, etc. Go. Now.

@fiveht

The definition of IYKYK. Daddy kink isn't super my thing, but Five makes me enjoy it. If you vibe with age gap daddy Remus and pretty boy Sirius, their Adore series is a must-read. They also have a stellar A/B/O Wolfstar fic plus podfic and write some Marvel too!

@greenvlvetcouch

An absolute legend in this fandom. Wolfstar, Jeggy, Rosekiller. Gritty, chewy, embodied sex.

@emeryhall

Emery writes sex the way some people breathe. Like it's just part of the narrative. It's SO punchy. And also she is the queen of Crack Smut.

@kaaaaaaarf

Patron saint of Wolfstar hatefucks. mic drop.

@cancerravenclaw

We snagged MK over to Wolfstar from the clutches of Dramione. Her series "mk's kink exposé" could also be called "celine's kink exposé." I'll just leave that there.

@wolfpants

Everything they create is magic, but they are especially known for rare pairs and Dronarry.

WRITERS AND ARTISTS

@aspiring-artist-em

The queen of Lesbian Wolfstar. Both art and fic. Also queen of humiliation and pain kink and Walburga psychological trauma. ye be warned.

@upthehillnsfw / @upthehillart

I am afraid no one is ready for this art. Truly. Tons of different ships, positions, acts. I gasp every time. And their Pansmione fic is epic (which I have talked about before).

ARTISTS

@industrations

I highly recommend getting on Indi's Patreon so you can enjoy their NSFW drawings, mostly Wolfstar and Jegulus, occasional Rosekiller. Too many iconic moments to count.

@waxingrunes

The officially-sponsored artist of Five's Adore series. Look, their work is nothing short of indulgent. Shhhh don't worry about the physics just let it happen. And by It I mean Remus' big dick hands.

@basiatlu

By beloved. The one. The only. Bosh's drawings are so ALIVE. They leap off the screen. Her Drarry is nothing less than iconic. She also dabbles in other characters/ships like Wolfstar and Blackcest. Siriusly, you can't go wrong.

DRARRY SMUT

OKAY, Drarry people. There are so so many excellent Drarry smut writers it is impossible to name them all. Here are but a tiny handful I have pulled from my bookmarks. I'm happy to rec specific fics if asked :)

@cavendishbutterfly, @bixgirl1, @l0vegl0wsinthedark, @shiftylinguini, @kbrick, @fluxweeed, @academicdisasterfic

MORE

I'm tagging those other creators from older asks because I can't put this list out there without them on it <3

@crushofdoves @we-are-swearwolves @tenthousandyearsx @theresthesnitch @lqtraintracks Quietlemonhush @cuddlebugsirius

[blackcestfest]

Blackcest Fest Masterlist 

Categories: Femslash, Het, Sirius/Regulus, Sirius/Regulus/Other, Other Slash

Femslash: 

Eyes On The Bride by LesbianKJ Ships: Druella Rosier Black/Walburga Black, Druella Rosier Black/Minerva McGonagall Rating: Explicit Wordcount: 2,456

It's Druella Rosier and Cygnus Black's wedding, and Druella isn't acting like the proper bride.

Sweet Possession by sky_watcher_rose Ship: Walburga Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange  Rating: E  Word count: 4624

Bellatrix has always worshipped the ground her aunt walks on - and so perhaps, Walburga thinks, this was inevitable. Bellatrix was always going to ask, and she was always going to say yes.

Bellatrix Black: An Elegy by @thistlecatfics Ships: Andromeda/Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Cygnus, Bellatrix/Rita Skeeter Rating: E  Wordcount: 5,328 Warnings: Non-con, underage

“Bellatrix Black Lestrange was survived by her husband, sister, nephew, and me, whatever I could be considered, if I could even be considered someone who survived her.”

Het: 

they wed by sanguis_in_excelsis @sanguisinexelsis Ship: Sirius Black/Bellatrix Black  Rating: G  Word count: 6446

and it goes better than expected  Sirius and Bellatrix, and their starry mythology

Vérité by MymbleHowl @st-clements-steps Ships: Sirius Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Barty Crouch Jr. Rating: E  Wordcount: 2957

“By Salazar.” Surely she uses magic somehow to make her sigh resound through all their cells, “let me know when you meet a boy who doesn’t like it hard and fast, Bartemius." To Sirius she says, "darling, be a good boy for me and tell me what you’re doing?” Her voice sings across their dank surroundings. “Sometimes, babydoll, you have to let them take the lead.”

Daddy's Girl by @miss-grimwood Ship: Bellatrix/Cygnus  Rating: M  Word count: 1550  Warnings: underage, rape/non-con

Cygnus prepared Bellatrix to be a good wife to her future husband.

blue light of the flame by @sanguisinexelsis Ships: Sirius Black/Andromeda Black Tonks, Past Sirius/Bellatrix, Past Andromeda/Alphard   Rating: G Word count: 1,748

Andromeda goes to visit Sirius in Number Twelve the week before he dies. They say goodbye.

Her Good Boy by RottenPleasures @caitiewantstobeavadakedavrad Ship: Druella Rosier Black/Sirius Black  Rating: E  Wordcount: 1,273�� Warnings: Underage

Walburga has always claimed that Sirius doesn’t know how to behave. Druella thinks that couldn’t be father from the truth.

Short Distance Between Love and Insanity by piximera @piximera-art Ship: Sirius/Bellatrix  Rating: E  Wordcount: 1,829

Bellatrix HATES Sirius, so why do they end up in bed together at every family ball?

M-A-M-A B-O-Y, Mama’s boy, Mama’s boy by Sagiko_AKA_RegulusBlackKinnieBITFW Ships: Walburga Black/Regulus Black, Past Walburga Black/Alphard Black  Rating: Explicit  Wordcount: 2101

Who says romance has to be dead just because her incesty brother died? Her son can always take his place.

Sirius/Regulus: 

Happiness by TheFaeSys @thesun-themoon-andtheirstars Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: T  Wordcount: 1184  Warnings: Mention of past abuse

After spending the first few weeks of the summer at the Potter's Sirius starts getting letters, a lot of letters. They don't stop and when Bellatrix shows up and drags him away to see his brother, Sirius relents, vowing to bring him back to the Potter's.

(ART) That Time My Brother Kissed Me and Not His Boyfriend by @acydpop Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: G 

Sirius didn't know that polyjuicing into one of his mates would lead to a surprise he never saw coming.

Kisses Are For Lovers by DeathBecomesJade @sniperjade Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: E  Wordcount: 13,447  Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Attempted Suicide

Regulus has always loved Sirius but for as long as he can remember Sirius has always pushed him away. He lost track of him after Hogwarts but now that he is free from his mother's influence and has found Sirius again, he will never let him go.

A Candle in the Dark by @ticigi Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: E  Wordcount: 6,674  Warnings: Underage, Referenced non-con

"Hey, Reggie? Want to see the stars with me, just like old times?”

Now That We Don't Talk by @melissamwrites Ship: Sirius/Regulus  Rating: E  Word count: 18,943  Warnings: Past Child Abuse, underage (17 year old)

Sirius and Regulus have been estranged since Sirius ran away at the age of 16 with his best friend from boarding school, James Potter. But they have recently moved to London (the Potters are insistent that they try and work for a living). James is trying to get into a new relationship, but Sirius feels lonely and tries to reach out to some old friends.

Take My Body by acari @ghaniblue Ship: Regulus/Sirius  Rating: E Wordcount: 3140  Warnings: Underage

The last person Sirius expected to find on his front step was his estranged little brother begging Sirius to fuck him.

Winner Takes All by @the-invisibility-bloke Ship: Sirius/Regulus  Rating: E  Wordcount: 8,893  Warnings: Underage

"You call that a kiss?" It’s all fun and games until it’s fun and games and groping.

The Ties That Bind Me (To Horoscopes and Fate) by @tenrousei-kuroi Ship: Sirius/Regulus  Rating: E  Wordcount: 6,007  Warnings: rape/non-con, moderate violence, underage, physical abuse

"Sirius could hear Orion in Regulus's room in the middle of the night when they were supposed to be sleeping. One of those nights he decides to sneak into his brother's room after their father leaves, just to check on him, but what he sees makes it impossible not to take advantage of the situation."

Lessons by dalula Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: Explicit  Wordcount: 2026  Warnings: Underage

Before starting Hogwarts, the Black siblings are extremely sheltered. When Sirius comes back after his first term, he can't wait to show Regulus that he can use what's between his legs to make himself feel better.

Sirius/Regulus/Other: 

Love in Different Shapes by Shadowmun @mundrakan Ship: Sirius/Regulus + Severus  Rating: E  Wordcount: 2742  Warnings: Rape/non-con, underage

Father asked Regulus to dose Sirius with a potion, so he would find an "illegible partner" and return to the family to do his duty of marrying and producing beautiful little pure-blood children. Too late Regulus finds out: Father didn't read the fine print.

Naughty, Knotty, Naughty by BrokenBoughs Ships: Regulus/Sirius, Regulus/Sirius/Harry  Rating: E  Wordcount: 1k 

Regulus tells Harry a bit of Black history.

With Seed As Strong As Blood by @greenmegsnoham Ships: Orion Black/Regulus Black, Regulus Black/Sirius Black, Orion Black/Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: E Warnings: Underage, Rape/Non-con  Wordcount: 2,200

"You want him," Orion states unquestioningly, his fingers trailing along Regulus' side to the dip of his waist and those widening hips... "Do your duty," Orion commands Sirius, "and you shall have your fill of our sweet Omega."

Take me with you (find a way) by cassetteinability @onehundredflamingos Ship: Regulus/Sirius/Narcissa  Rating: E  Wordcount: 10,352

When Walburga sets up a wedding between Regulus and Narcissa, Sirius vows to do whatever it takes to get back to his brother.

James Knows by @goldenbi Ships: Regulus Black/Sirius Black/James Potter  Rating: E  Wordcount: 5,030  Warnings: Underage Sex

James knew his best friend. He knew his best friend more than anyone else could know another person. From the first moment they met they were in sync in almost every way. Nearly every sentence that included James also included Sirius. Sirius’s wand felt just as natural in his hand as James’s own. They were closer than any two people could be. It was as if their very souls were made of the same bright light. So why didn’t Sirius admit that he was fucking his own brother?

Other Slash:

finders keepers by dalula Ship: Draco Malfoy/Sirius Black  Rating: E  Wordcount: 1269  Warnings: Underage, Animagus Bestiality

Draco finds Padfoot on the grounds at Hogwarts and smuggles him into his dorm. He's always wanted a dog.

[danpuff-ao3]

2022 Standouts - Yet Another Rec List

Okay, LISTEN. There was lots of greatness to be had in 2022. This is not my fault. This is all of your faults. This is what you all get for having so much talent and passion for fandom!! Some of us are overly excitable and chatty and can't shut up!!

In fairness, one can never spread too much goodness and positivity. If I talk about the same fics, the same creators, and make new lists every other day, it's all born out of love and appreciation, which the world could use plenty of! And with that said, these are all my own opinions and preferences so please keep that in mind!

So...here we go?? Should I do a Top 22???? That seems fitting.

1.) Post Mortem [fic, Snarry, E, 17k] by @inarticulateimbecile. I'm still dying over how fabulous this is. The characterizations, the dynamic, the descriptions...chef's kiss, truly. This might be one of my new favorites. (Also this Snarry art they did as a runner up, though all of their art just does things to me.) (I really would have thought art would have been their mention on this list, but no, they had to go be a great writer, as well!! Rude of them, really.)

2.) Slipping [fic, Snarry, 11k] by @bluesundaycake are you kidding me???? This is fabulous. Gritty postwar story that is too real with our hero, Harry, not "living up" to his potential, and not having the happily ever after he so deserves with a bittersweet, hopeful ending. Just lovely.

3.) The Lover and the Boytoy [fic, Drucius, Snaco, Draco/Snape/Lucius, E, 10k] by @fleetingdesires. Why the heck are my friends so talented?? This is offensive. And like...I clicked it for the Malfoycest?? And I left with Snucius feels?? What the heck. Just ??? Brain melted, all I can say.

4.) Clip, Ravel, Cleave [fic, Andromeda/Bellatrix, Andromeda/Ted, E, 15k] by @vdoshu. It was hard to narrow it down to one doshu work because wow they've done the dang thing this year!!!! So much great variety, but this one really blew me away. However toxic and dark the sisters' relationship was, I was rooting for them and heartbroken for them. What a beautiful, dark, sad story.

5.) Wind and Cardamom [podfic, Angelina/Hermione, G, 5 minutes] by JocundaSykes (fic by Arsenic). All of Joc's podfics are truly so, so good. Her voice work is always amazing and I easily can (and have!) listened to her read all day. Nothing like having a good fic read to you while doing chores, let me tell you!

6.) Lover's Flight [poem, Snarry, T, 200] by PinaNaponi (@vulnerasanenturmyprince.) My dear Nina is another case of "stupidly talented friends" and "hard to narrow down", but since I've waxed poetic about some of her other works recently, and in other lists, I figured I'd shed some light on this lovely thing. It's an adaptation of Goethe's "Elf King."

7.) Compulsory Figures [fic, Snarry, 6] by @liladiurne. Listen, my lovely Lila has arguably "better" works, and more "literary" works, but...her smut speaks to me, okay? I read this and was like "Ooooh, Lila can be FILTHY." I'm obsessed with it. Even back when it was just an idea and she was brainstorming it, I was obsessed. In fact, I was grocery shopping with my partner and being useless because I couldn't stay away from our DMs talking about said idea! Then she actually wrote and posted the dang thing and !!!! Obsessed.

8.) Some morning cuddles and coffee [art, Linny] by @luendland. Lu's snarry art is great, but they also do other ships (and characters) too and equally as lovely!! This Linny one speaks to my heart. It's so warm and lovely and gives me all the feels. I do digging for it to fawn over fairly often!

9.) Alphard's Favourite [fic, Sirius/Peter, Sirius/Alphard, M, 4k] by @thistlecatfics. Another top tier fic from Blackcest Fest! Not a ship I ever had interest in but oh gosh. The complicated characterization of Peter, the screwy interactions between him and Sirius, the way Sirius acts out as a way of dealing with trauma. It's such difficult subject matter treated in such a realistic manner. Not "good", not "easy", not "romantic", just that gritty, awful realness of how trauma impacts us, and how we don't always handle it in perfect, ideal ways.

10.) Untitled Harrymort Art [art, Harrymort] by @mrviran. I have no words. This isn't even my ship. But good golly is this spicy hot!! The corset! The sweat! Voldemort's smug, amused, mischievous little grin! Those red eyes and the red string!!!! Wooooo boy.

11.) Death and the Snarry [art, Snarry] by @necromanticnoir. This is another case of "I expected one thing from this creator, but my top choice for them is another??" Great writer is Noir, but also artist???? Multi-talented folk are killing me, I stg. And like...I need more Snarry versions of Klimt works, truly. So gorgeous!

12.) even the stars admire you [art, Snarry] by @acydpop. Speaking of Snarry versions of Klimt, THIS GORGEOUS THING. I'm so obsessed. Look at those colors!! Look at that embrace!!! Oh geez, I'm having feelings.

13.) Tom Riddle: interview with @phantomato [podcast] by @fanficmaverickpodcast. ChaosBlue is a great host and listening to writer interviews is always such a treat! And hearing what Phantomato had to say here was super fascinating, and made me much more intrigued by the Tom Riddle/Voldemort character!

14.) Snape's Hungry for a Snaco...[podcast, Snaco] by @careofmagicalshippers. Every episode of this podcast is great. Megs and Nathan are charismatic, hilarious, passionate hosts and listening to them chat is always such a fun time. Even guest episodes, even when Megs or Nathan is out, they have such interesting people to talk to and such interesting ships to talk about. This Snaco episode in particular spoke to me! (Especially since they went into it intending to cover Snack, but moved onto Snaco fairly quickly...I don't blame them!)

15.) When the Rose and the Fire Are One [ficbinding, Snarry] by @witchyficbindery. The fic by perverse_idyll is just stunning, as all of her works are! I believe earlier this year I was chatting about how I'd love to have fics on my shelf and what I imagined they might look like. And I thought "this fic would have to be STUNNING, just visually stunning." And midway through this year, I saw this post about an actual ficbinding of this fic! And...I was correct. And completely blown away. This cover is more gorgeous than I could have imagined. All of witchyficbindery's bindings are so, so outstanding. I can't imagine how they do it! But this one is the clear standout to me.

16.) 22 femslash recs from 22 years [rec list] by @consistentsquash. Squash always has the best recs, I stg!! Writer crushes I've had, but reccer crushes?? Such good taste, and always such good things to say. And this list especially is great with lots of gems for wlw content!

17.) Traid/Threesome recs [rec list] by @sitp-recs. Liv is a Queen Reccer, truly! This one is especially nice with options for Drarry+ ships, and non-Drarry ships, and a few bonus moresome fics! Lots of good stuff on this list, and more for me to check out! (RIP my TBR, fr.)

18.) The Bravest Man [fan-comic, Snarry, T] by @ac1d6urn. Acid is such a very skilled creator, both as a writer and an artist! The story, the characterizations, the art...all so stunning and perfect!

19.) Snitches and Songs [fic, Snarry, E, 50k] by @lizzy0305. When I tell you how PUMPED I was to see when this story was posted. Lizzy fic? Check. Severus sings? Color me intrigued. 'Magical tattoos'? Sign me UP. Then...I spent ages waiting to read it because I'm weird and like to "save" things that I know are going to be good. And I was right to save it! (Also: I should have read it sooner!) (Please don't expect my brain to do logic, because it will not.) What a gorgeous and enjoyable love story this was! My plan is to give this one a reread soon, actually; with luck, in January! (And I'll have the time and energy to do so!)

20.) A Life Worth Remembering [Snarco, E, 22k] by @writcraft. When Writ first reached out to me, I had to be like "okay, self, be cool. Don't fangirl and scare them off, okay?" Turns out, Writ is a lovely human and hearing they were coming back to Snarry had me just plain ecstatic!! And while Snarco isn't always my jam, I did know how invested they were in writing it, and couldn't resist checking it out! And I'm so glad I did!! One, because Writ's work is always fantastic. Two, because...I was sold on Snarco???? Maybe???? Or as close as I get to being sold. Geez Louise. It's such an interesting tale of de-aged Snape, the memories he lost, the established Drarry, and how they all come together. Their dynamic as a triad, and the individual pairs that make it up (Drarry, Snarry, and Snaco), and the individual people are all so lovely and well done!!

21.) Obedience Lessons [Snarry, E, 7k] by @likelightinglass. Um, how many times have I read this story this year? Too many, probably. (Is there such a thing as too many? Who knows.) ANYWAY. A/B/O with Alpha Harry and Omega Snape???? Yes please and thank you. All the kink and spiciness that I love. 100% did it for me (multiple times.)

22.) The Afterlight [Snarry, E, WIP] by @perverse-idyll. Good golly. Can I tell you how overjoyed I was when PI first posted this???? New PI Snarry???? All of my hopes and dreams coming true, awesome. And it's only 4 chapters in (out of ????) and so far, so GREAT. Postwar, death themes, gritty realism, A+++ characterizations, dark and spicy Snarry dynamic!!!! I don't often read WIPs (my patience is nonexistent, and not knowing how things end is bad for my anxiety (let's please not talk about my undying love and need of spoilers)), but this is totally worth it. I'll wait forever and a day for this fic if I have to. PI has been among my favorite authors for YEARS and for good reason. Characterization and relationships always so on point and exactly what I want and need. Not to mention gorgeous, stunning, unforgettable prose. The words that strike right through the heart, and burrow in to live there forever. Genuinely, PI's work is always stellar, and I already feel in my bones this will be a favorite. It's already the WIP I most look forward to update emails for! (Not that I have many, in fairness.) (Again, I generally steer clear of WIPs; no offense WIP writers. It's for my own good, I swear!) Side note: PI is another excellent human who I so appreciate knowing. Thanks for always taking time to listen to my babbling, especially knowing how busy you always are!

[lexithwrites]

Nah bro ur inbox is wild people need to chill and stop being cunts..

You're amazing and rember these fuckers don't know how you look like so who are they to comment on your aperence? I'm sure your stunning. Ignore those weird bigots in ur inbox they're just creeps AND TO EXUSE INSCEST!? woah they need mental help like man that's not normal wdym it's alr to ship someone fucking their brother 😨😨😨and don't even get me started on them calling u a hater. You are the most welcoming person I've ever seen with these ships and stuff and not to mention you weren't even rude when people were just starting to put blackcest in ur inbox you were just stating the right opinion (incest is not okay in anyway as you knkwnbut sadly other people dont)

Like honestly you are open to multiple ships and feed us with headcannons and ones hots alot so thank you.

Next time you get any hate call me ill pull up to they're houses with my fists ready 😈😈👊👊

Anyway have a good rest of ur day/night and rember ignore those bitches ur amaizng hun

Thank you honey haha idk people get v bored apparently haha feeling better today which is good 😂 probably gonna focus on anime content since they hate my marauders stuff lmaoooo

[marauders-omegaverse-fest]

Fic Name: The Laws of Tradition

Writer Name: @dysproporsium

Rating: Explicit

Content warnings: Incest, Blackcest, Underage, Dubious Consent, Accidental Bonding, Mentions of MPreg

Pairing or Gen: Regulus Black/Sirius Black

Prompt: #86

Summary: The worst day of Sirius’s life was the day he presented as an omega.

The second worst day of Sirius’s life was the day his baby brother presented as an alpha.

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/marauders_omegaverse_fest_2024/works/57918682

[bartletslesbians]

Hey! I am the person completely spamming you with kudos as I’ve just discovered your Sirius/narcissa fic! Which I love. You are an incredible writer.

I’d love to get deeper into the Blackcest space and starting writing my own works for this ship — do you have recs of other folks to follow?

Hi! First, thank you so much! Seeing your comments on my fic and the daily kudos email is SO much fun and I'm really glad you like them!

For more siricissa content, I have a rec list of my personal 15 favouite fics right here, with the people who wrote them linked to AO3 or tagged on tumblr if I knew/could find the account. I will say, some of the fics are a bit older, so I can't make any promises on whether or not most of them still actively enjoy the ship. The list of fics I've written myself for them is here.

On tumblr, I use both the #siricissa and the #sirius x narcissa tags, but they're not really active because obviously it's quite a niche ship (that I'm doing my very best to grow). There's also the #blackcest tag for all types of blackcest ships.

You've already made your way to the Sirius Black Discord me and @jennandblitz opened, where there's a siricissa channel that I absolutely love, but just in case anyone else is reading this I wanna mention it. For other blackcest ships we have a channel for sirius/regulus, too, but I gotta say I'm really not an expert bc the only blackcest I really engage with is siricissa itself lmao. I remember there being a general blackcest discord server a while back, but I can't find a link and I genuinely don't know if it's still active.

For femslash blackcest, I do highly recommend @hpsaffics discord server bc there are some dead dove channels and a bunch of enthusiasts for different combinations of Black sisters and older Black family members that I am no expert on. And aside from that it's a great server lmao.

[solitaire-sol]

we'll call it a rundown

I'm Sol, and I've been in various fandoms for most of my life, though it's been a while since I was active.

My current fandom is Prongsfoot. Just Prongsfoot. And Moonchaser. Not that it has a fandom. If you see Prongsfoot in anything I do, it's *~*ROMANTIC*~* unless otherwise stated.

I've never been part of fandom Twitter/TikTok, so I missed the zeitgeist. I'm not into Wolfstar, Jegulus, Blackcest or whatever you call Snape/Sirius. I'll happily take recs if they don't include the above and aren't ATYD/ATYD-adjacent. Golden Trio-era, I'm not into Drarry, Sirry, Snarry or Tomarry, though it's been a while since I've read anything from that period.

I have many headcanons, but I tend to hew close to canon unless going full AU. Even then I try to stay close to canon personalities, as I see them.

I stan James Potter, sorry not sorry.

I'm posting fic again, here's my Ao3. I don't have a beta or a Britpicker and while I'd love to have one, I must struggle on without. I'll try not to use too many "howdys" or mention McDonald's every other sentence, as we Americans are wont to do, but consider this a warning if you're sensitive to things being spelled with a 'z' instead of an 's.'

I'm also .solitaire.sol. on Discord, though I rarely use it.

I'm socially awkward and anxiety-ridden, which is a perfect combination as you might guess, so if nothing else, I apologize in advance if I end up being socially awkward at you.

[fonkeloog]

mutuals you’re thankful for in 2022?

First of all; I love all my silly little pocket friends. But since you asked I'm gonna give a special shout-out to a couple of people. (Pls know that if you're not on here I still love you and give you a kiss on the forehead)

@heartofspells : Holli is the definition of ADHD brain. She has a billion wips and comes up with something new AT LEAST once a week. (Or I bully her into making more, probably both) I love her and her silly American things. Yes, even the gross looking biscuits thing.

@narcissa-black-supermacy : Unhinged. You try to write fluff, then Dani swoops in with blood and murder and leaves you wondering where the meet-cute went. She hates licorice, which is a shame tbh. Somehow made me "like" prongsfoot?

@tracingpatternswrites : the voice of reason. Until blackcest is mentioned, then she's a goner. Good luck trying to reason with her. I'm convinced she lives in winter wonderland tbh. Loves licorice, so it's hard not to like her.

@squintclover : Rory!!!! She's like a big sister. Love her microfics, and her art!!!!! [Cue incoherent britt noises here] every time I see orange I think of Rory. Wrote my comfort fic, which has been read over 15 times since she posted it.

@mc5ftjillo : jilly is another friendly American? Apparently they DO exist!!!! Sent me a magazine and stickers and I cried over that (thanks for not doxing me bestie) mostly communicates through reactions on discord. If your message has a bunch of reacts, guaranteed it's Jilly.

@loubbies : Unhinged. Genuinely the things Sun writes are scary sometimes. Favourite Canadian. We both screamed during the WC and I loved that. Honorary dutchie.

@mkaugust : obsessed with August's poetry. Genuinely go and read it, it's amazing. Probably has received an unhealthy amount of half done poems from me. Encourages me to keep writing.

[murderoushagthesequel]

12, 16, 24!

thanks for the ask, anon! <3

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

oooo i feel like there's so many for this one. i went a bit into lightning era too. young molly weasley, peter pettigrew (this one is relative), pansy parkinson, percy weasley, rita skeeter (this one goes back and forth tbh). now explanations. molly, i just feel like there's a lot of potential for her character that isn't discussed!!! (which i will absolutely be adding into my fics). but like, think about how her parents must've treated her and her brothers for her to end up as the mother she did. also think about how fucking badass she would've been as a teenager! like yeah, she's a bamf in her 40s, but imagine her, single, childless, with not a care in the world just going around and doing whatever she pleases. peter!!! we all know how i feel about peter so i won't go too much into it but yeah. he's amazing (i will go into this more in another post if anybody wants to hear all my thoughts). pansyyy. ok so yes, she is an awful person in canon. but consider this... fanon pansy is amazing and she's my wife. i've also read some one shots where the reader is fr just like me :sob: and it makes me so happy. percyyyyyy. ok he is my baby. i love him so much. he just made a little mistake okay! he was outcasted by his family his whole life and so he wanted to do great things. yeah, he was a nerd, and his brothers relentlessly made fun of him for it, then he found the first person who appreciated (used) him (he didn't know, he was manipulated!) and he stuck by them. not to mention him trying to live up to the immense pressure he was under to live up to bill and charlie's legacy. but he realized he was wrong and he went back! and then his fucking brother died and he blamed himself for it. this man has been through enough!!! leave him alone!! (i can also write a whole thing about percy, i've hyperfixated on this man, i have a playlist and art of him and everything) MOVING ON i really jsut exposed myself there. rita! tbh i don't... like her? i just think she's interesting. i despise her in adulthood, but i think she was a really cool teenager. i would add bellatrix in here too but she gets enough love so she's an honorable mention. wow that was... long. i went on a bit too long about percy WHOOPS.

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

childhood friends to lovers (unless it's prongstail or my mlp jegulus characters). bartylus. straight james potter. straight mary macdonald. mean evan rosier or barty crouch jr. blackcest (i need to claw my eyes out every time i come across it). and so many more but this is all i can think of off the top of my head.

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

women in the marauders fandom. y'all please just stfu already and let me enjoy my marauders content in pEACE.

[caitiewantstobeavadakedavrad]

Tag someone you’d like to get to know better!

Thank you so much for the tag @lumosatnight! And I’m so sorry it took me so long to answer this

Three Ships: Right now it’s probably George/Harry, Sirius/Bellatrix, and Pansy/Astoria!

First Ship: In hp? I think it was harmione or drarry

Last Song: Scar by Ashton Irwin

Last Movie: Embarrassingly, Aquaslash

Currently Reading: Uhhhh nothing

Currently Watching: Yellowjackets

Last Thing I Wrote: I think the last thing I completed was the sirry Drabble I wrote for @picklesonjupiter.

Currently Writing: So fucking much, mainly focusing on my Pansy/andromeda smutshot and my fic for the Kill Your Darlings fest.

I’m tagging anyone that wants to answer! No pressure!

[mundrakan]

Love in different shapes

Today the Blackcest reveals came out, so I can finally advertise my festfic for you all to nom on. Given the topic and the dead dove potential the illegible crowd is small, I know... but anyways, what I give you:

a mean little potion

two loving brothers

a very confused Snape

Snippet under the cut

“The potion you hold is a rarity,” Orion continued. “Not easily obtainable even to us. But it will bring us something even more valuable back into the fold.”

“Sirius,” Regulus whispered, knowing full well that Father had not quite given up on him, probably never would.

“Exactly.”

Orion explained Regulus had to dose Sirius so he would feel a strong urge to find a suitable partner, and at the same time, said suitable partner would be too bewitched by him to think about consequences of the advances.

“It will find us a fine pure-blood bride for Sirius. Once we voice our wish to go through with a marriage, no father in Britain will deny us.” He didn't say it, but it was obviously what he thought. Married and stowed away, likely with a child on the way, Sirius would be back under his thumb, would rely on him. Not to mention the additional pressure by a father in law. It was a trap, and a terrible one too. But Orion never wasted thoughts on ethics. If he wanted something, the world was brought to heel.

[blackcestfest]

Blackcest Fest Anonymous Masterlist 

Categories: Femslash, Het, Sirius/Regulus, Sirius/Regulus/Other, Other Slash (Not all fics fit neatly into these categories)

Femslash: 

Eyes On The Bride Ships: Druella Rosier Black/Walburga Black, Druella Rosier Black/Minerva McGonagall Rating: E Wordcount: 2,456

It's Druella Rosier and Cygnus Black's wedding, and Druella isn't acting like the proper bride.

Sweet Possession  Ship: Walburga Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange  Rating: E  Word count: 4624

Bellatrix has always worshipped the ground her aunt walks on - and so perhaps, Walburga thinks, this was inevitable. Bellatrix was always going to ask, and she was always going to say yes.

Bellatrix Black: An Elegy  Ships: Andromeda/Bellatrix, Bellatrix/Cygnus, Bellatrix/Rita Skeeter Rating: E  Wordcount: 5,328 Warnings: Non-con, underage

“Bellatrix Black Lestrange was survived by her husband, sister, nephew, and me, whatever I could be considered, if I could even be considered someone who survived her.”

Het: 

they wed  Ship: Sirius Black/Bellatrix Black  Rating: G  Word count: 6446

and it goes better than expected  Sirius and Bellatrix, and their starry mythology

Vérité  Ships: Sirius Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Barty Crouch Jr., Sirius Black/Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Sirius Black/Barty Crouch Jr. Rating: E  Wordcount: 2,957

“By Salazar.” Surely she uses magic somehow to make her sigh resound through all their cells, “let me know when you meet a boy who doesn’t like it hard and fast, Bartemius." To Sirius she says, "darling, be a good boy for me and tell me what you’re doing?” Her voice sings across their dank surroundings. “Sometimes, babydoll, you have to let them take the lead.”

Daddy's Girl  Ship: Bellatrix/Cygnus  Rating: M  Word count: 1,550  Warnings: underage, rape/non-con

Cygnus prepared Bellatrix to be a good wife to her future husband.

blue light of the flame  Ships: Sirius Black/Andromeda Black Tonks, Past Sirius/Bellatrix, Past Andromeda/Alphard   Rating: G Word count: 1,748

Andromeda goes to visit Sirius in Number Twelve the week before he dies. They say goodbye.

Her Good Boy  Ship: Druella Rosier Black/Sirius Black  Rating: E  Wordcount: 1,273  Warnings: Underage

Walburga has always claimed that Sirius doesn’t know how to behave. Druella thinks that couldn’t be father from the truth.

Short Distance Between Love and Insanity  Ship: Sirius/Bellatrix  Rating: E  Wordcount: 1,829

Bellatrix HATES Sirius, so why do they end up in bed together at every family ball?

M-A-M-A B-O-Y, Mama’s boy, Mama’s boy- Ships: Walburga Black/Regulus Black, Past Walburga Black/Alphard Black  Rating: E  Wordcount: 2,101

Who says romance has to be dead just because her incesty brother died? Her son can always take his place.

Sirius/Regulus: 

Happiness  Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: T  Wordcount: 1,184  Warnings: Mention of past abuse

After spending the first few weeks of the summer at the Potter's Sirius starts getting letters, a lot of letters. They don't stop and when Bellatrix shows up and drags him away to see his brother, Sirius relents, vowing to bring him back to the Potter's.

(ART) That Time My Brother Kissed Me and Not His Boyfriend  Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: G 

Sirius didn't know that polyjuicing into one of his mates would lead to a surprise he never saw coming.

Kisses Are For Lovers  Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: E  Wordcount: 13,447  Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Incest, Attempted Suicide

Regulus has always loved Sirius but for as long as he can remember Sirius has always pushed him away. He lost track of him after Hogwarts but now that he is free from his mother's influence and has found Sirius again, he will never let him go.

A Candle in the Dark  Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: E  Wordcount: 6,674  Warnings: Underage, Referenced non-con

"Hey, Reggie? Want to see the stars with me, just like old times?”

Now That We Don't Talk  Ship: Sirius/Regulus  Rating: E  Word count: 18,943  Warnings: Past Child Abuse, underage (17 year old)

Sirius and Regulus have been estranged since Sirius ran away at the age of 16 with his best friend from boarding school, James Potter. But they have recently moved to London (the Potters are insistent that they try and work for a living). James is trying to get into a new relationship, but Sirius feels lonely and tries to reach out to some old friends.

Take My Body  Ship: Regulus/Sirius  Rating: E Wordcount: 3,140  Warnings: Underage

The last person Sirius expected to find on his front step was his estranged little brother begging Sirius to fuck him.

Winner Takes All Ship: Sirius/Regulus  Rating: E  Wordcount: 8,893  Warnings: Underage

"You call that a kiss?" It’s all fun and games until it’s fun and games and groping.

The Ties That Bind Me (To Horoscopes and Fate)  Ship: Sirius/Regulus  Rating: E  Wordcount: 6,007  Warnings: rape/non-con, moderate violence, underage, physical abuse

"Sirius could hear Orion in Regulus's room in the middle of the night when they were supposed to be sleeping. One of those nights he decides to sneak into his brother's room after their father leaves, just to check on him, but what he sees makes it impossible not to take advantage of the situation."

Lessons  Ship: Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: Explicit  Wordcount: 2,026  Warnings: Underage

Before starting Hogwarts, the Black siblings are extremely sheltered. When Sirius comes back after his first term, he can't wait to show Regulus that he can use what's between his legs to make himself feel better.

Sirius/Regulus/Other: 

Love in Different Shapes Ship: Sirius/Regulus + Severus  Rating: E  Wordcount: 2,742  Warnings: Rape/non-con, underage

Father asked Regulus to dose Sirius with a potion, so he would find an "illegible partner" and return to the family to do his duty of marrying and producing beautiful little pure-blood children. Too late Regulus finds out: Father didn't read the fine print.

Naughty, Knotty, Naughty  Ships: Regulus/Sirius, Regulus/Sirius/Harry  Rating: E  Wordcount: 1k 

Regulus tells Harry a bit of Black history.

With Seed As Strong As Blood  Ships: Orion Black/Regulus Black, Regulus Black/Sirius Black, Orion Black/Regulus Black/Sirius Black  Rating: E Warnings: Underage, Rape/Non-con  Wordcount: 2,200

"You want him," Orion states unquestioningly, his fingers trailing along Regulus' side to the dip of his waist and those widening hips... "Do your duty," Orion commands Sirius, "and you shall have your fill of our sweet Omega."

Take me with you (find a way)  Ship: Regulus/Sirius/Narcissa  Rating: E  Wordcount: 10,352

When Walburga sets up a wedding between Regulus and Narcissa, Sirius vows to do whatever it takes to get back to his brother.

James Knows  Ships: Regulus Black/Sirius Black, Sirius Black/James Potter, Regulus Black/Sirius Black/James Potter  Rating: E  Wordcount: 5,030  Warnings: Underage Sex

James knew his best friend. He knew his best friend more than anyone else could know another person. From the first moment they met they were in sync in almost every way. Nearly every sentence that included James also included Sirius. Sirius’s wand felt just as natural in his hand as James’s own. They were closer than any two people could be. It was as if their very souls were made of the same bright light. So why didn’t Sirius admit that he was fucking his own brother?

Other Slash:

finders keepers  Ship: Draco Malfoy/Sirius Black  Rating: E  Wordcount: 1,269  Warnings: Underage Tags: Animagus Bestiality, Cousin Incest, Anal Sex, Knotting

Draco finds Padfoot on the grounds at Hogwarts and smuggles him into his dorm. He's always wanted a dog.

[microficmay]

Microfic May 2022: Mid-Month Roundup

We're halfway through May, and we have been absolutely ASTOUNDED by the number of submissions! Thank you to everyone who has submitted a microfic so far. We've had over 350 works by a total of 49 creators!!!

🚢 - Our top ships have been: #Drarry, #Wolfstar, #Dramione, #Snarry, #Harrymort, #Snamione, #Flintwood, #Ginsy, and #Blackcest.

📚 - Feel free to also browse these other tags with some equally as amazing works: #gen, #hp femslash, and #hp rare pair.

🎨 - See the art tag here: #hp fanart

🔠 - Works in other languages: #Hindi

You can find all of our Tumblr submissions organized by day and prompt below. And for even more microfics, take a look at our collection on AO3. We've still got 2 weeks left for Microfic May so keep those works coming in (and it's never too late to join the microfic madness)!

💜 - See the list of Prompts or check out the Guidelines and FAQ for more info. 💜 - Don't forget to mention @microficmay and tag #microficmay2022 in your Tumblr posts (see PSA 1) 💜 - We are accepting works in ALL languages (see PSA 2)

🖋️ Works Sorted by Prompt 🖋️

#Day 1: Ignite

#Day 2: Villainous

#Day 3: Heartbeat

#Day 4: Solitude

#Day 5: Lost & Found

#Day 6: Survive

#Day 7: Irresistible

#Day 8: Expectations

#Day 9: Ferocity

#Day 10: Black & White

#Day 11: Balance

#Day 12: Radiant

#Day 13: Symphony

#Day 14: Inquietude

#Alt 1: Hesitate

#Alt 2: Crisp

#Alt 4: Open the Door

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[limetimo]

RAB fics I read 17-13 Oct

The Secrets of Regulus Black by liveloveregulus Secrets. He has them. And they're piling up, and bursting like bubbles, and jegulus slowburn

career goals: tyrant by justwhatialwayswanted ♥♥♥♥♥ Regulus fucks shit up because he refuses to serve either of the stinky old men

Hunger of the Pine. by theg0ldenboy ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE but cracky

On My Way Home by PeachieMentos Regulus is suicidal, James notices

Blood and Water by euphorial_docx ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE but it's Jegulus Last Of Us AU (in which Regulus is the feral child immune to zombie munchies)

candle light (daring to live on in the wind) by plutosmoon Regulus is SAD and James makes him HAPPY and Reg doesn't know what to do with that

Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy by TakeSwimingLessons Regulus runs away to Uncle Alphard's and lives his best life also developing jegulus

of wedding nights and family traditions by phoebusapollo (bloomylele) sexy times, Jegulus gets married and then Fleamont Potter fucks Regulus full of babies

of convenience, stress relief and entertainment by phoebusapollo (bloomylele) SMUT, regulus is Marauder's plaything (but it's consensual and safewords are mentioned)

neon gold by Anonymous smut, underage blackcest and also watersports (i think it's called?)

Meetings That Start In The Dark by writingamarie after Sirius runs away Regulus wants to know how he's doing but would rather die than ask him so he asks James instead and it's a slowburn

Study by Shadowmun blackcest between Sirius and Alphard while Regulus watches

Omega's Choice by GreyjoyStarkgirl1985 omegaverse, smut, jegulus

Go Out With a Bang by Bandsarelife109 Jegulily smut!

fuck your own blood 'cause it's better than fuck a mudblood by Fidelius_is_a_option i mean, the title says it all. Blackcest between Sirius and Regulus

Sky Full of Stars by TowardTheStars Modern AU, Severus is friends with Lily who drags him to a party and there he meets the FAMOUS ACTOR Sirius Black and it's slowburn and also the plot is that Remus Lupin wants legal revenge on Hollywood child molesters/abusers and Sirius is scared to testify

You, Me & Everyone Else by ygmoony people know that Regulus and Remus a) are gay and b) are friendly. the natural conclusion is that they're dating, but they're really just friends. wolfstar and jegulus

Of Starless Skies by WalkOnThroughARedParade Regulus dies, is transported to his younger body to the moment he was about to take the mark, has a bit of a panic and changes the course of future. Very lovely can't wait to see where it goes

The Sun & Wayward Stars by TheBiButterfly regulus wants to rebuld his relationship with Sirius, ends up falling for Sirius' best friend, it's all very embarrassing

Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) by FiendishFyre reg and siri have a suicide pact