#mental eelness...........

[mmmonie]

I lergitimately thought he was getting sucked off when I opened this chat

[moonjellybeans]

I am not going to be normal about the twins for this next while and I hope you’re all prepared

[plaguedocboi]

Favorite weirdass eel?

I’m a big fan of New Zealand longfin eels. They’re huge, powerful, have toxic blood, and are rumored to have eaten a live sheep from the inside out. They once bit the shit out of Jeremy Wade.

They are also those bitches that ate that pizza.

[oddberryshortcake]

Genuinely concerned at how Jade views the world and those around him beCAUSE WHAT IS THIS??? WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM LMAO

[tampire]

Mental Eelness

[bellegotd1zzy]

when the situation so bad not even sucking it in can save you so you have to pull this outfit

[coralei]

sending this to my therapist

[bluejaybytes]

im So Normal about this game

[merakiui]

I need to talk

I'm listening. 👁 👁 IN FACT, I AM ALL EARS. 👂 these groovies are everything,,,, peak tweel....... the messy bed hair!!!! Jade straightening that single strand, Floyd cleaning his uniform shoes, the slippers that say "bite" on the strap, how intently he focuses on his cleaning....... and the way Jade holds the hair straightener.... 😵‍💫 most of all,,, FLOYD FEET?????? FOR FREE?!?!?!?!? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! Σ(°ロ°) put down the hair straightener and the shoe and put your hands on me instead PLEASE. OTL

AND FLOYB SHOULDER OMG,,,, HIS COLLARBONES... BITING HIM BITING BITING BITING!!!! I fear this Floyd card has my heart,,, Jade........ maybe if you were shirtless you might gain more aura, but I'm afraid I must pick a favorite this time. >_< Floyb is too much for my maiden heart. (⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝)

I think this birthday line may just be my favorite out of all of them. >w< it's so fascinating to see these intimate sides of every character!!! Their morning routines and the clothes they wear to bed and what their bed hair looks like hehehe.

[mochinomnoms]

From @Jk6o4k on twitter, someone who isn't Shrimpy is talking to him and he doesn't like it.

I love he just pics them up and smooches them like a cat.

Floyd's a cutie patootie, idc what anyone says!!! When he loves a partner, he loves them so so much!!! Smooch them, squeeze them, turn them into a merperson so he can live out the domestic dream of curling around his personal cleaner shrimp at night!!!!

[leona-florianova]

For a good chunk of BG3, I couldnt stop myself from comparing it to Planescape Torment, and thinking that maybe... I should be playing Planescape Torment instead..but then some delightfully fragged up things happened and I really enjoyed that.. so

[circusinarun]

"Officer, let's hug, shall we?""

He's my favorite supporting character! So stupid and silly!

But he also has the potential to become a full-fledged villain! Electricity + water is a deadly combo. Hmmm... I wonder what he would do in the apocalypse? 👀

[somethingintheforest]

[plaguedocboi]

I FOUND AN EEL WHILE TIDEPOOLING

[yeniihuenii]

this xiao is so pretty aough

design from this vid!!!! literally my roman empire right now

[marlequinncos]

good morning twst nation

based on this one post