#menaregross

[sapphicaeons]

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[gayhostesstwinkie]

It's days like today where I remember how much I fucking love dick, but absolutley HATE what it's attached to.

[faydaze]

tumblr explain, how the hell did my blog and post get banned for images of models when creeps and weirdos can still freely send dick pictures?

[glossylisa1998-blog]

Yes it fucking does. I’m so sick of these fake allies trying to intrude, you’re not a real feminist if you don’t want to torture every man you see walking down the street. 

[ajbray]

YAY! It’s #thelliott! 😅 #washyourhands #dirtyspectrum #menaregross #eliott #satanism #thesearemyfriends (at North Tonawanda, New York)

[anthonyjjames]

Morning Routine🚽 • Starring @matthewvalena @rebeccarose91 @bryanlenis • East Hollywood Pictures Directed by @anthonyjamesofficial Cinematography by @thekungfoofighter Editor by @bryanlenis • @adobe premiere pro @canon 5D • #drycomedy #awkward #whatif #menaregross #toilets #anthonyjjames #roninskai #bryanlenis #creative #collaboration #shortfilm #minuteshorts #video #sony #adobe #apple #instaFILMs #easthollywoodpictures (at Atlanta, Georgia)

[lyfestyleofapham]

Where are all the genuine people at?

So I share a room with this guy and we are separated by a curtain. He's been having his friend over a lot lately and this morning they were talking about this girl he wants and I overheard him say to his friend "All I gotta do is take her on a couple dates and wait a month and then I can fuck her all I want." WHY though. Does he not realize I have ears? Why do these people exist? And say shit and do shit like this? What kills me is that this poor girl doesn't even know. What's sad is this isn't the first time I've heard this.

[thoreauurlifeaway]

I wish I had Medusa's power so any pervert that looked at me would turn into stone.

[hhealthyweightloss-blog]

Heartbroken

Two boys hurt my feelings this week. One, the guy I was seeing semi-casually, told me he wanted to be just friends. The other, who dumped me after we dated for a month in summer, drunkenly suggested we get back together. I spent the night in excited bliss but also confusion at the thought, but some the morning he appeared to have changed his mind. Talk about re-traumatising. 

I feel like if I could be pretty enough, men would be so impressed to be with me they wouldn’t break my heart? Probs not true, but I want to try

xoxo

[pummel-fee]

Wh... Wha... WHAT?

My work day started like this: Me, sitting in office till I can punch in: *face buried in phone* Security Guard: Oh you single now? You got all the goods hanging out today! Me, in shock: Excuse me? SG: *repeats himself* Me: *look of udder bewilderment* I WAS WEARING A FUCKING TANK TOP. A FUCKING TANK TOP. ARE YOU KIDDING?

[babydolljph-blog]

If you send me dick pic dont even try to talk to me BYE!

[beeleefee1790]

Leaving the bar with a friend

Two men yell from the car - "hey there are two of us alone over here and two of ya'll so what's up??" Me - "And I have one container of NYPD grade pepper spray dangling from my keys. I'm glad we can all count but what's your point?" Probably resulted in being called a dumb bitch or something along those lines but I stopped paying attention.

[hakuna-matata38]

I swear if I ever live with a man I am going to have my own bathroom or he is going to be one clean and sanitary mother fucker. He's gonna put the toilet seat down like a damn gentleman. I don't want to touch that shit, if I am expected to push a child out of my vagina for you, you can touch the toilet seat. Also, he is going to put toilet paper back if he uses all of the previous roll. If he clogs the toilet he is going to use a magical device called a plunger to fix the damn thing. And he is not going to get his hair from God knows which body parts EVERYWHERE. Men are disgusting creatures.