#men are idiots lmao
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The viral story about the guy who ruined a marriage by spending emergency credit funds on Furina/Wriothsley really reminds me of this guy I used to talk to online. Just because he knew I was interested in Genshin Impact, my inbox existed as a VOID to this man. A void for this guy to flex into about all the money he spent on Genshin that he didn't have. Justifying himself to a brick wall and going on about how it is totally fine and normal that he spent hundreds and HUNDREDS of dollars on Eula and Raiden's signature weapons while working two jobs to survive. I remember his relationship that he was in not working out, as well, and what a baby his timeline became after they broke up. I heard "I have r3 unforged" from this guy at least 900000 times and he would say it when it had nothing to do with anything. Good for you. You spent hundreds of dollars losing the 1/3 split on weapons banner. WHILE WORKING TWO JOBS!!! You're fucking stupid!!!
I GENUINELY wonder if it might be the same guy actually.
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Iâve discovered my favorite genre of Bagginshield art is where Thorin is a lovesick idiot who is Losing It and Bilbo is unbothered or oblivious to Thorinâs suffering LMAO
#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#if anyone has more please send it to me I have like four rn#I know I made a post a while back talking about how I wish there were more posts that focused on each of their lives outside of each other#and I still stand by that but I also canât deny the fun in a Important Dwarf like Thorin turning into an idiot around Bilbo#tbh this works even platonically. this guy has friends bc heâs lucky not bc heâs actually friendly#so I can imagine becoming friends with Bilbo is like âfuck now I have to be nice bc he WILL actually leave. uh. oh godâ#love men who are grouchy and offputting <3#and Bilbo is oblivious not as a flaw but bc heâs just not wired that way and heâs just accepting that Thorin is weird#bc he has no basis of which to assume he isnât just Like That sometimes same way the dwarves donât know shit abt hobbits#and itâs not as like. Bilbo being extremely innocent either heâs just not thinking about it LMAO#and Bilbo Also doesnât have a ton of friends (different reasons but he IS also grouchy and petty) and heâs just â?? okâ#theyâre both fucking stupid and everyone around them is dying and in anguish#I particularly enjoy when a character who is emotionally constipated and stoic and whatever just starts losing it#not even necessarily in a sappy or angsty way just. those emotions gotta come out eventually#so for a guy like Thorin who takes himself seriously and is very closed off emotionally itâs fun to just imagine that facade cracking#meanwhile Bilbo is just like âyou ok??â#Bilbo himself has some emotional issues so itâs double the entertainment
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It is I, made boo boo the fool in a mere 15 minutes lmao
#black sails#Jesus CHRIST#I am still reeling I was NOT expecting them to commit to Thomas and James#and idk WHY like obviously there are gay things happening in the show#gesture to whatever is going on with Max/Anne/Jack#the threat of the gallows should have tipped me off lmao I feel like an idiot#Iâm so used to shows making men be emphatic and pine for each other without actually going for it Iâd#this show before bed was a MISTAKE I am not sleepy at ALL#Black Sails season 2#man i am loving the FUCK outta this season
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"The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math." â Renzo de Riva, 9:52 Dragon
#rookanis#lucanis x rook#lucanis dellamorte#rook de riva#rook dragon age#da rook#oc: renzo#oc: renzo de riva#datv#dav#dragon age#my art#the sheer aura of that last panel was so good i decided to leave it as a sketch lmao#renzo thinks he's hot shit great at flirting and managing his emotions#which is not the case (he has a condition and it's called being in his early 20s)#but he's not great at having actual connections and being treated with any decency either#get loved by one of the kindest men you'll ever meet idiot
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god's gone? damn. how about a roadtrip just to make sure?
#i feel like arkin would be stubborn and crazy enough to go hunting for god like an idiot LMAO#asa's just going along for the ride for the laughs#im thinking also that since asa is a demon he needs to meet a certain requirement to attain someone's soul outside of like deals#i'll think more on that later but for now I NEED THEM TO MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE#also in response to your earlier tag ab who got me into the collector spoopieere-#i was looking for new horror movies to watch and the collector fell into my feed from the heavens- v.v i dont remember the exact post#but for some reason my brain clinged to that movie like a lifeline T_T#not that im complaining cause now i have gay men to fixate on#i just think its really funny cause i've never been crazy invested in any fandom or general interest for longer than like 2 months typicall#so this is new loll#anyways enough rambling from me lolll#btw TYSMM!!! ur comments always make my dayy <33#arkin o'brien#asa emory#collectkin#the collector#the collection#my art
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the way my doodles are squishy and silly while my writings are full of sadness and misery needs to be studied.
#was suppose to doodle then i lost the mood#then i was gonna write something sweet and IN FACT did not#cried writing about Raven's fear of intimacy instead like an IDIOT#i dont fucking know how my brain jumped from sugar daddy sugar baby priceraven to#They say the unknown strikes fear in the hearts of men#and what does that make of me#when the unknown is but the reflection in my own mirror?#that you will realize that my entire existence is a scandal#an anomaly#a bird who does not know where to fly to in a wide cage#that I was never meant to be here#to be loved#only endured#only fearedâ#yeah.#UHM#silly mode i need you turn back on rn LMAO#gummmyspeaks
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Men of Wayward Winds
In January 2020 I wrote a short fic for a fanfic project I had with a couple of lovely fandom writers. The fic was called Wind and I fell in love with the premise. I couldn't stop thinking about it. In the fall of 2023 I attended the Fan Author Workshop (for the second time, woooo!) and decided to rewrite and expand the fic from the original 1000 words it was restricted to. I got some really helpful feedback (thank you to everyone who were in the workshop with me!!) but due to life I didn't touch the fic again, until now.
So, most of this fic is written a year ago, but I've polished it off and added some bits. I am so happy to finally set it free. This is one of my favorite AUs I've ever written! I hope y'all enjoy it even half as much as I do.
Read Men of Wayward Winds on Ao3
#Appa writes fic#rhink#rhink fic#Men of Wayward Winds#sidenote#if you want a big boat gif for a post#don't be dumb like me and try to search for#ship#on tumblr#I'm an idiot lmao
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I really should figured out I was gay sooner because frankly when I have a new female friend or acquaintance who I find stunning and very beautiful, 90% of the time when I see her boyfriend/husband my initial reaction is đâčïžđ«„
#so many beautiful women and so many mid men.#queen you're gorgeous I hope he treats you nicely#idk I shouldn't be mean or rude about these guys because they're usually very nice it's just funny to me...#how I went like 18 years just thinking all women were more beautiful than all men and there was just an inherent attractiveness imbalance#lol. lmao. okay small idiot enjoy getting walloped over the head by a very obvious realization in your early 20s#this brought to you by: my bella-swan-lookin' coworker & I found each other on insta bc I'm leaving. she's stunning. her husband is. there.
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If I had the ability to led on a grown ass man (without even doing much) for 5 centuries I'd be proud as fuck, lemme tell ya...

Mor probably...
#And I don't even have to do anything!!#Like he's just gonna stay in love with me all this time while I fuck other men (secretly women too... mostly women)#as if I haven't made it FUCKING CLEAR that I don't want a relationship with him...#I lost my virginity to another man to not led him on and make him think we can ever be more than just friends and family#And then I'm literally going through the most traumatic experience of my life and he confesses his great love to me#I'm not in the right place whatsoever and obviously its not a right time he's an idiot and doesn't read the room haha *awkward silence*#AND I just don't say anything and leave (I'm literally at loss for word at this point)#but it doesn't end here... he just doesn't get it!!!#even after that he doesn't try to get close to me and make me comfortable enough to be with him so we can share this strong friendship no..#he stands in the corner of the room look at me weirdly and broods waiting for a mate bond to snap...#I guess *flip hair over shoulder* *teehee* I'm just THAT bitch you knowđđ
đŒ#part of this man's brain doesn't work istg...#morrigan#the morrigan#pro morrigan#morrigan acotar#I'm sorry for being messy hehe#but I just couldn't resist it#it's both Mor and Azriel week lmao#I had this in my draft for like months!!! and I think now it's a right time to post it lol#this is not exactly an anti post#this mostly toward Azriel stans iykyk
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E&T: Caught in the Clutches of Lust
No im not sorry for any of this. cope and seethe
Btw I used a line from @painsandconfusion and @wormwriting's degradation starter list that I saved THREE YEARS AGO for this very moment. I am always playing the long game (âËâ)
âPrevious - Masterlist
Ingredients: VERY creepy/intimate whumper, implied threat of noncon, a lot of noncon touching (unsexy but right on the edge), implied noncon kiss, unsexy nudity
Shiori?
No, it couldnât be, she was a world away, she was human, heâd left her waiting by the fountain after the party and sheâd moved on and forgotten about him, no reason to follow him here, into the depths of hell, looking exactly like she had the night of the party, jarringly out of place in her pretty dress, smiling at him like he wasnât a blood-covered, unrecognizable version of himself.
And then he blinked, and all of a sudden it wasnât Shiori at all, but Lythia, wearing the same yellow bandana that she always did while she was working in the palace gardens, the little black braids of her hair just as beautiful as he remembered. There was no pity in her dark eyes, like there had been the last time he saw her, looking up at him from the crowd while he was chained to that pillar, promising heâd be rescued after it was already too late. Actually seeing her hurt, and Erebus looked away for a moment, just a momentâŠ
When he saw the woman in front of him now, his jaw dropped, eyes widening, his tense, burning hands finally relaxing.
âCome on, letâs get you somewhere safe.â
Her voice was just as he remembered, and she was smiling at him so kindly, her eyes soft, her gloved hand outstretched, she was here to save him, sheâd found a way to bring him back, he was too tired and scared and stressed to do anything else besides surrender control to her once again, to take her small hand and follow her blindly towards the fate sheâd chosen for him. She was squeezing his still-healing hand tightly in hers, but she could do whatever she wanted with him just as long as she got him out of this place.
âWell, that was easy.â
The voice wasnât Shioriâs, or Lythiaâs, and it certainly wasnât Neteriâs.
Erebus jumped back, finally seeing the person next to him clearly for the first time. She-they?-smirked at him, bright purple eyes sparkling. Their white hair was long and wavy, partially braided back with impeccable precision. Gold jewelry and a low-cut black dress accentuated their natural beauty, seeming very out of place in this hellish world. Most striking of all, though, was their bright red skin, a shade that was very familiar to Erebus.
This was a lust demon, and sheâd lead him right into her lair.
âYou-how did-I-â
They laughed, deep and bright, obviously amused by his shock and confusion. âYou only saw what your heart wanted you to see, darling. Itâs not my fault you turned into a meek little lamb and followed me here.â
Erebusâs face grew hot. âWell I-IâŠâ his wings sank behind him. Heâd thought he was about to be saved. Like an idiot. Sheâd led him away from the bubbling pools and acrid air into a sort of cave, a furnished one at that. But now he was cornered in here, at a disadvantage in the cramped space. He swallowed and changed the topic, hand resting on the pommel of his sword. âWho are you and what do you want with me?â
âApologies.â She bowed slightly, the sort of bow people gave when they were pretending to show respect during negotiations, but then declared war a few weeks later. âMy name is Asmodeum, and really,â they gave him a disapproving look, âIâd rather not fight with you. I heard youâve defeated Somiaken and Vorath already, but I believe you and I could work something out without coming to blows.â They held their hands up briefly, but the way they watched him made it clear that their guard was still up. âSo, tell me your name, now. Unless youâd prefer I just call you darling?â
Erebus very much did not want that, so he complied. âErebus. But you didnât really answer my question. What do you want, if not to fight me?â
Asmodeum sighed wistfully. âWell, I can tell that youâre the sort of person whoâll never agree to what I really want, but I believe something can be arranged. You see, Iâve been stuck here for Akumo knows how long with no toys to play with. So, I was thinking-â
âI-Iâm not gonna be your toy,â Erebus choked, his throat feeling like it was closing up.Â
âAh, ah, ah.â Asmodeum wagged a finger. âLet me finish, dear. I could have my way with you quite easily, you know. It would be oh so effortless to drag you back into my domain proper and throw you into a pool of boiling water or lava and watch the show. However, I think your forced cooperation would make this a little more fun, and it would be nice if you behaved for me. So, if you let me do what I want with you, barring the most intimate acts, Iâll let you kill me once Iâve had my fill.â
âWhat happens if I donât say yes?â
Asmodeum casually examined their nails. âI will take you by force and I will defile you.â
âD-defile?! You donât meanâŠâ Erebus quickly glanced down, and Asmodeum smiled wickedly.
âOh, I do mean. If you let me play with you, I swear I wonât do anything of the sort. Call it an incentive. So come on, Erebus, get rid of your sword.â Erebus just tightened his grip on it, weighing his options. As much as he didnât want to let this demonâŠplay with him...did he really have any other options? He was exhausted, and there wasnât much room in here for him to try and put up a proper fight. And more than anything, he really, really didnât want to risk being...Despite the anxiety building in his chest, Erebus unbuckled the sword belt around his waist, setting it carefully on the ground.
âFine. But if you so much as touch me there Iâll-Iâll make you regret it.â How would he do that? He wasnât sure. But he just-he had to make it clear that he wasnât surrendering. He was justâŠagreeing to play along. Just to get a break from fighting. He was okay with this. Heâd be fine. He'd been through so much worse.
He'd be fine.
âI promise I wonât cross that boundary, donât you fret.â Asmodeum walked over to him, kicking his sword out of reach as they took his hand. âFirst things first, youâre absolutely filthy. Letâs get you cleaned up, shall we?â
Erebus pulled his hand out of her grasp. âI mean, I-I can do that myself,â he muttered. Asmodeum raised an eyebrow.
âIâm sure you can, but I want to wash you, dear. And right now,â she grabbed his hand once more, âI get what I want.â They pulled him along into a bathroom, and he followed reluctantly, feeling an odd sense of familiarity in just going along with this sort of thing. Their threat was certainly a motivator, but that didnât mean he was going to roll over completely on every little thing, right? He had to make it clear that he wasnât happy with this, despite agreeing to it. She started filling up the bathtub with water, turning to him with a smile. âLet me strip you now.âÂ
âI-Iâd rather-â
âShhhh.â She placed a finger on his lips, her other hand starting to undo the ties on his shirt. âNone of that, dear. I canât get you all clean if youâre wearing these dirty clothes, now can I?â He looked away as they tugged his shirt off, hoping that theyâd-nope, now they were going to try and take off his pants, too.
âYou said you werenât going to-to do that to me.â
âI wonât. But that doesnât mean you get to keep your clothes on the whole time, you shy little thing. I just wonât touch.â Erebus stifled a whine as she pulled down his pants, and his underwear along with them. âThere we go. You can get in now.â He did so, almost jumping into the warm water and crouching down, hugging his knees close and spreading his wings around himself protectively. They gently pushed his wings back, stroking his face as he glared at them with wide eyes. âThereâs no use hiding when Iâve already seen everything, silly. I think Iâm going to need to get these arms out of the way, hmmm?â They pulled out a pair of manacles, and Erebusâs stomach sank.
âWait, I wonât resist just-just donât-â
âToo late for that, Erebus.â She clamped them around his wrists, twisting the chain securely around the faucet. âBesides, you look absolutely darling like that, all helpless. Now, keep those wings out of the way or Iâll pierce them together.â Erebusâs wings sank in defeat, slowly moving back until they were behind him. There wasnât any winning here, was there? âGood boy.â She grabbed a cup from the countertop and started using it to pour water on him, rinsing away some of the pieces of flesh stuck to his bloodied skin. After she lathered a washcloth with soap, she began to gently clean the dried blood off his face. He screwed his eyes shut, fists clenched as he tried to think about anything else.Â
Even back when he was a prince, heâd hated being fussed over, preferring to take care of himself when he could. Asmodeum, however, seemed to have no concept of personal space, or just didnât care. She had to work hard to get through the blood caked over most of his skin, leaning in close, starting with his face before switching to his hair. Their hands slid in, tenderly working through tangled bloody mats and massaging his scalp. He hated how nice it felt, how much it reminded him of the way Lythia always used to play with his hair, forcing himself to open his eyes and look at Asmodeum, to remind himself who wasâŠ
Lythia smiled at him sweetly, and Erebus felt his blood run cold. That wasnât her, no matter what he saw, no matter how he felt. She wasnât here. She was back home, probably still tending the palace gardens despite the change in management. Did she still think of him as she looked at all the places they used to laugh? Or could she not get the image of him screaming and sobbing up on that podium out of her mind, unable to remember any other version of him than the one heâd left her with? Maybe thatâs what he deserved to be remembered as, since heâd hardly thought of her since that day, the memories too painful.Â
Erebus shuddered when Asmodeum moved to his horns, which were always far more sensitive than they had any right to be. She seemed to be able to tell, continuing to stroke them long after they were clean, and as much as he wanted to ask them to stop, he was afraid it would only encourage them. At the very least, the disconnect between Lythia and his horns was enough to push the thoughts of her out of his mind, and Asmodeum changed back to their normal form.
Her hands finally slid lower, caressing his neck, fingers slipping under his collar, making sure the skin underneath was clean, pressing down against his throat every so often as they did so. It wasn't enough to really choke him, but the message was clear.
They moved onto his shoulders, his wings, his arms, his back. He caught their smile as they saw what his right arm really looked like, and her fingers traced his whip scars as they were uncovered. Dread started to pool in his stomach as she moved to his chest, scrubbing away, revealing-
âOh, well isnât this pretty.â They marveled at his brand, stroking the lines of the scar, pausing over his rapidly-beathing heart. âToo bad youâre already owned by someone else, huh? But I suppose theyâre not here now, are they?â Erebus just bit his lip, refusing to make eye contact. The thought of hisâŠof Neteri not being here hurt, and, try as he might, he couldnât help but think of her, of the way sheâd always protected him. He wondered how angry sheâd get if she saw what was happening to him, or if she could feel now that someone besides her was touching him. He could imagine her bursting in, yelling at Asmodeum to get their hands off of him, unchaining him and letting him cover up before pulling him into a hug-wait wait what was he thinking sheâd been his captor sheâd hurt him and ripped him into pieces and kept him locked up but she'd promised to save him and he missed her.
âWhatâs wrong, darling? Is even this too much for you?â Asmodeum brushed away a tear he didnât realize had been falling with her finger, her skin no longer red, but brown. He couldn't look her in the eye. Not while she wore that face. âSuch a sensitive little thing.â Hearing those words in that voice was already bad enough. Erebus tugged at his chains, wishing he could rub away those stupid traitorous tears, because he wasnât crying about Neteri or Asmodeum or any of this.Â
Their hands plunged beneath the surface of the blood-clouded water now, and Erebus couldn't stop himself from tensing up as they scrubbed his stomach, glad the parts of him that were previously under clothes weren't as caked in blood as those that weren't. Still, there was enough to clean that she had an excuse for her hands to wander lower still, caressing his hips, his thighs, and now he was trembling, fists clenched, tears dripping even more steadily into the tepid, cloudy water, no one had ever touched him there, at least she was wearing her own face now, but please, please stay away from there, you said you wouldn't touch me there and if you do then why am I here why am I letting you do this why do I keep letting people hurt me if I just stood up for myself more if I wasn't such a coward maybe I'd still be-
"You're rather pathetic, aren't you?" Asmodeum mused as they cradled his face, turning him towards them. Erebus blinked away tears, just now realizing that they'd finished cleaning him, the tub already drained. He couldn't exactly argue, crying and shivering like he was, so he just swallowed and gave the tiniest nod as he pulled himself together, hoping it'd be enough to get them to move on.
With a satisfied smile, she unhooked his wrists from the faucet, but left the manacles on as she pulled him up and out of the tub. He tried to cover himself as best he could as they toweled him off, hoping theyâd stop touching him or at least give him clothes soon. Thankfully, they did, handing him a small bundle, and upon unrolling it he found...a pair of shorts that barely reached his knees, and that was all. Once heâd put them on, she dragged him into another room and let go, crossing her arms. âKneel.âÂ
âI donât-â Asmodeum raised an eyebrow, and Erebus stopped himself. They were expecting him to obey their every little whim if he didnât want to be...he knelt, staring at the floor. She circled him a few times, and he clenched his fists in his lap, hating how much of his body was on display. Not that she hadnât already seen everything.
âYou were just made to kneel, weren't you? Absolutely gorgeous." Erebus's face burned even hotter than before. All he could hope was that they'd be done with him soon, but he'd never specified how long this would go on for when he agreed to it, so this might lastâŠHe was such an idiot, why did he just go along with this without any negotiation?
Asmodeum stopped in front of him. "Well, what are you in the mood for, dear? Pain,â her hand slid under his chin, tilting it up, âor pleasure?â
âPlease just-anything but-â he choked, and she just laughed.
âAnything, you say? Then, I think...I'm in the mood for this.â They grabbed his collar, yanking him up onto the nearby bed. Before he could even try to sit up they were on him, wrapping themselves around him, worming in between his shackled arms, forcing him to embrace her back. A shudder ran down his spine as her skin came into contact with his, her arms pinning him flush against her body, her legs tangling around his. âHave you ever been this close to someone, darling?â she whispered in his ear, their fingers stroking his hair.
âI-I, um, a few times but-âÂ
âAw, and youâre still nervous.â Her hand ran down the back of his head, stopping at his collar. âItâs so cute how you still wear this. Iâm sure you could get it off if you tried, so you must like having it on, huh? Do you miss your owner?â
âSheâs not-I donât-I just-itâsâŠâ he screwed his eyes shut, âI canât take it off, alright?!â
âSuch a dutiful little pet-â
âI wasnât h-her pet!âÂ
âYouâre so adorable when youâre in denial.â They stroked his back, rubbing around the base of his wings. Erebus just opted for staring at the wall, hoping they wouldn't touch his horns. âDo you know how lust demons feed, my dear?â
âBy eatingâŠ?â
âWell, of course, but not the same way you do. We feed off of humans, more specifically, their bodily fluids.â She smiled widely, showing off her fangs. âAnd I havenât had a meal ever since being locked up in here. I normally get my fix a different way, but, to be considerate of you, innocent little boy,â they shifted until their lips were right next to the base of his neck, fingers pushing his collar out of the way, âIâll settle for feasting on your blood.â
Her fangs sank into his neck, and he couldnât help but gasp at the sudden pain. He tried to breathe in calmly through gritted teeth as she sucked on the holes in his flesh, drinking his blood. Soon enough, his ears started ringing, and lightheadedness crept in. He gripped the chain between his wrists just too feel something solid, glad that he was lying down, at least. By the time Asmodeum pulled away, licking droplets of blood from their lips, a dizzy haze had settled over Erebus. He closed his eyes, tears leaking out as she snuggled back into him, just hoping that this would all be over soon. In fact, maybe he would just...let the blackness take him...just for a little bit...so he didnât have to be...awakeâŠ
Erebusâs mouth tasted like dried blood when he woke up, and Asmodeum was still wrapped around him tightly. She smiled when their eyes met. âDid you have a good little nap, my darling? I hope you donât mind, but,â she gripped his chin, her thumb stroking his lips, âI had a little bit of fun with you while you were out of it.â A bit of...wait is that why his mouth tasted like-
âW-you-you canât d-do that to me I-I donât-â his voice broke, and he couldnât breathe all of a sudden, no matter how many fast little breaths he sucked in, just get away, get away from me stop touching me donât do that to me please please I donât want that you canât do that to me you canât you canât I never wanted that not from you not from anyone and now now now I-Iâm-Iâve been-
He felt something solid press into his hands, and he realized that Asmodeum was standing in front of him, and that was his sword in his hands, he was sitting up now and that was his sword and Asmodeum was smiling they were holding out their arms to him they were ready they were ready they were laughing they were coughing up blood they were on the ground there was so much blood how much of it was his he wasnât sure he didnât know they reached up and he backed away he had to get away he couldnât stay here a second longer she was dead she was dead she was already crumbling away and he had to go he wanted to rip off his own skin he could still feel her touching him where where where were his clothes where was the key to these manacles he had to go he-
Erebus dropped his sword. He fell to his knees. He buried his face in his hands.Â
And he screamed.
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#i wrote something#erebus & terror#erebus#asmodeum#creepy whumper#intimate whumper#nonhuman whumpee#demon whumper#noncon kiss#noncon touch#can i get a lmao in chat this guy is having the worst time of his life maybe#yeah shiori is human and normal and i meant it when i said they'd never see each other again#bro's neteri devotion is literally getting worse now that they're apart what is he DOING#i cant believe superhell isnt the healing environment he needs to process his trauma đ#but yeah back when i was still in college and writing like chapters 3-6 ish of E&T (like him getting branded)#i was like ''okay but the bathing scene is soooo fun and sexy i want to write it right now''#so i did and then it sat there for 3 years#it's honestly really weird that it's out in the open now it's been My Secret Writing for SO long#had to make a lot of edits though and i can see how much ive improved since then like yeah let's GUT this bitch#asmodeum fucking sucks. sorry. they are the literal fucking worst#they're also technically genderfluid but since the way they're perceived is based on the person's attraction#erebus just gets female/androgynous vibes cuz he doesn't like men đ#uh what else oh yeah we had to give him the kissing trauma. rare instance of me projecting write it down kids#god i started the final edit of this at 4:30 and i was like ''yeah i can have it ready by 5''#it's 5:51 you idiot
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Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!
#jay talkin#metalocalypse#im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends'#who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection#and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao#also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life#aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear#but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once#and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast#but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth#maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream#i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do#theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl#but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional#these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact#the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around#im glad they find that in each other eventually!!#i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy#everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system#they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow#their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!
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it did not, in fact, work for him
#this is why is deleted these stupid apps in the first second and third place#why do men ⊠men??? lmao#anyways if anyone would like to make up for this idiot
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okay
so i'm writing a DCU fan fiction, and (as I often do) I got so stuck in my own head about writing the DCU characters "accurately" that I ran myself straight into a creative brick wall. To combat this, I started reading the comics of the characters I'm using and oh my god...
I've made a lot of jokes that DC "writes fan fiction of their fan fiction"âlike, it shouldn't be called The Detective Comics Universe. It should be called the Detective Comics Alternative Universes. But I had forgotten how truly inconsistent and difficult to track some of these stories and arcs are. Don't get me wrongâI absolutely love DC. I'm a die-hard DC fan, always have been and always will be.
BUT OH MY GOD
I SWEAR
I'm convinced the writers have like, a singular piece of scratch paper and they're essentially playing a game of narrative telephone between comic issues. It's absolute whiplash sometimes. I got through a major arc and am still not entirely sure what I just read.
And I feel much better about writing these characters.
#thanks DC#your lore is a hot mess#love ya#fan fiction#dcu#writing#for real tho wtf did i read#i was reading through the blight / crime syndicate arc#early new 52 stuff#and jfc what#there would be a team on an issue who make like John Constantine this hardcore will-sacrifice-you-for-the-greater-good cares-about-no-one#and then the next issue in a different series (wHICH IS HARD TO TRACK BTW) has him this pathetic pining idiot of a man#these are not the same men#but they're not only in the same universe#they're in the same storyline#i can't#i forgot how dope af pandora is tho omg#like#hello ma'am#and I think nightmare nurse might be a new favorite of mine#im currently mad at billy batson#mad in like#fondly why-are-you-like-this way#billy wtf#what a mess lmao#loved every moment
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cocky
@face-breaker
#m. mine#m. art#facebreaker#HAPPY BIRTHDAY#!!!!!!!#have these two idiots#also i know they don't have their cool ears in our verse#but i felt the need to draw them biblically accurate#also i am selfish and so weak for men with animal ears#LMAO#xiao is just a smidge taller than him#s. i made loving you a blood sport (xs)
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literally every online trans or gender discourse can come down to going "ohhhh you think oppression is stored in the vagina" or "ohhhh you think oppression is stored in the being a woman" and people telling you to kill yourself when you say this is stupid and theyre wrong.
this is why you shouldnt ever participate in discourse that even smells a little bit like this. if youve seen it once youve seen it all. theres better things to spend your time on, dear.
#op#like some people with penises are more oppressed by the patriarchy than some people without them#and some men are more oppressed by the patriarchy than some women#gender isnt binary so you cant boil down misogyny. a gender based oppression. to being binary.#that doesnt work like that lmao#any attempt you try to make to boil it down like that so you can feel a clear conscience by being the perfect victim-#-someone in The Most Oppressed Group Always#will always render you an idiot and everyone around you that has more than rocks for brains confused as shit. swagever#discourse
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I just want to feel appreciated đ
#esther shrieks*#heterosexual men are the worst#there is infact a downside of being a not demanding girlfriend#out here crying on 1 year anniversary like a bitch because i was left on radio silent the whole day followed by Me calling him and remindin#which just after hearing âshould not have expected anything from u at allâ was followed by âmy exams are approachingâ (legit 2 months away)#fact that it's VACATIONS and he's been at home for 7 days studied Nothing just makes you think. does he think im an idiot#but obv#i am just tired#my exams are NEXT month bitch you don't see me using that as an excuse to ignore u the whole fucking day#it's just too much#he better make up for it but honestly at this point im just not interested#go fuck yourself with your excuses#like why aren't you excited and happy you have me as a girlfriend lmao#why are you never appreciative about me ever why do i always have to beg and argue why Regular Texts are important#your montage with âyou are the best gift in my lifeâ that you made in 10 minutes after i cried my eyes out does not feel anything at all#i would have been happier if you had at least texted me a few hearts or just any text at all the entire day#this caption would have all i ever wanted if it was sent in the morning/afternoon#literally i do not ask anything more than just fucking acknowledge appreciate and love me what the hell#now what should i do with this montage? thank you?
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