#meme scheisse

[bromelianana]

heard my boi beachcomber is in the next transformers issue

[idislikefrenchclass]

when i took a photo of a polish-german dictionary i have, to specify, of the word “to shit” and circled it but it looks as if i wanted to take a pinterest aesthetic soft it girly photo because my nails have stars on them:

[sel-jpg]

gdi gniesbert

[ID: An edited screenshot of a tweet to make it into a TMA meme. The edited account name is @ Magnus_Institute_London and the display name is Head Archivist J. S. The tweet reads "Dein scheiss Hund Gniesbert ist schon wieder in mein Archiv geklettert" with the english translation "Your shitty dog Gniesbert climbed into my archive again" under it. Theres a photo attached which in this edited version of the tweet is a drawing of Gniesbert, a shiba inu, sitting in a shelf compartment with a document box next to him. End ID]

[sebscore]

i am back with another gzd thought lmao i've been thinking about this all morning

okay so. you may be familiar with the little german boy meme (example below if you're not). anyway do you think gzd would ever reference this in conversation w/ mick and/or seb because i think it would be really funny

this is the first I’ve seen of this meme ?? 😭😭😭 literally like this is the first time I have heard of it 😭

but she would definitely mention it to mick !! like this is too funny and lowkey cute to not mention 😭

imagine her on the radio after mick almost pushes her off track or something “oh little german boy wants to push me off? SCHEISSE!”

[aplusjaybirdie]

Bomb Sequence for WIP Ask Meme

both of you asked for bomb sequence, so I'll give two little snippets! in this one, Caleb comes home from work to find a grim invitation/ransom note, and finds a geas'd Essek with a bomb strapped to his chest and an old enemy telling him what to say. There's also some possession, and this is all thanks to the fifth Mission Impossible film, which I love with an unending passion.

It wasn’t just an intuit charge.  When Caleb was young, and magic was nothing more than the tricks done on festival days, there was a creek running across a corner of his parent’s farm. He had enjoyed playing there, making dams out of stones and mud to block the water flow, watching the water level creep higher and higher until it swept aside his ineffective attempts to force the water to bend to him.  This was an intuit charge frozen in time, dancing on the precipice of explosion. It was an intuit charge that had already been triggered, and like the water building behind his dams, there was nothing he could do to stop it. It would not be stopped, would not be forced to flow backward. He could not disable or dispel it. He could only add more stones and mud and hope that, when the dam broke, it didn’t take the rest of his careful constructions with it in a rush of might. He could only try to appease an unknown enemy with a pet Volstrucker and an agenda he knew nothing about. 

this next one has some hand injury and some spoilers, so putting that under a read more!

At this point, Essek's kidnapper has revealed himself by taking over Essek's body, and is making his demands.

“Ja, it made it through my paper-and-ink skull. I will behave for you.”  “Good boy,” said Lucien. “I’ll hold you to that. But you took a little long to answer, didn’t you?” He clicked his tongue disparagingly. “Come on, I thought you were supposed to be quick on the draw.” And then he plunged the fork down into Essek’s hand.  Caleb’s glass exploded in his grip, shattering into half a dozen shards across the table and floor, wet with a mixture of wine and blood.  “Scheisse!” Caleb cradled his hand to his chest, dripping blood on his coat and lap.  “What a shame,” said Lucien mildly, one hand still pinned to the table. “Here, you can take a drink from mine.” He picked the glass up and held it out to Caleb, a small smile on his face.  Caleb stared at him wordlessly, fighting the urge to throw the entire glass in his face, and after a moment, Lucien shrugged and set it in the middle of the table. “Remember, you promised to behave,” he said, then pulled the fork out of Essek’s hand with a horrible noise and wiped the tines delicately on the napkin. 

[jonatgan-official]

whats it called when u have a meme stuck in ur head. mein scheiss hund gniesbert ist wieder schon in meinem gaming pc geklettert is stuck in my head. i love you gniesbert

[shoku-and-awe]

This meme has embedded itself so thoroughly into the gaming PC that is my mind that:

(1) I forgot myself and sent it to my boomer mom ("What? I don't speak German." ..... "Did someone on the internet say that about Iggy? Is that his new carrier?" ..... "Well, I didn't think you would call Iggy shitty 😤")

(2) I have started referring to our neighbor's yappy and territorial shiba (Igloo's evil twin) as Gniesbert. We now say, "Hello Gniesbert, good boy!" to his yard on every walk. Whether he's there or not!

(3) Okay, yes, now that there is a real Scheiss Hund Gniesbert, as an equal and opposite reaction, we have had to update Igloo's list of nicknames: he is now also known as "Nice Hund Schiesbert."

[bromelianana]

gm

[anonymousgirl2002]

...

[schmerzendes-leben]

Ich ließ nie wieder jemanden nah genug, um meine Welt zu vernichten in nur einem Atemzug.

[zerbrochen-hinterdermaske]

Sie urteilen doch kennen dich nicht. Sie sagen denk anders doch weil du anders denkst verstehen sie nicht(s). Von so vielen Worten paralysiert. Es ist wie ein Tonband das immer das selbe spielt..die gleiche Tonlage, die gleiche Melodie. So viele Dinge, so viel das viel ist. Wie soll ein einzelner Mensch voran kommen wenn ihm beide Füße abgeschnitten wurden..schnapp dir die Krücken und Lauf?!

In der Versuchung erstickt..ausgeblutet von dem Cut. Keiner der dir die Hand reicht kann helfen. Unverstanden, allein. Perspektivlos in der Asche, in dem Staub den alle hinterlassen. Im Schmutz liegt man da. Für alle der Dreck. Nur minimalistisch da man unten liegt obliegt dir diese Perspektive.

Die Perspektive zu sehen wo klitzekleine härchen empor kommen. Härchen die klitzekleine Wurzeln für neues Leben bilden.

Eindeutig von oben unbetrachtet gelassen.

Antastbar für den nächsten am Boden.

Von dem sehentlichen Sinn gepackt, wie durch Kinder Augen entdeckt dieser Schöpfung seine Aufmerksamkeit zu schenken. In dem es keine Aufmerksamkeit bekommt von diesen Lebewesen dessen unbedeutung im lebenden steckt.

Zu tiefste verletzheit für die Grausamkeit derer die sich als herzlich schimpfen. Abscheulich fremdschämend erwisch ich mich in der Nähe derer Grausamen...

[meingedankenbuch]

"Mach Schluss, spar dir die Worte

Und auch wenn wir uns gerade verloren haben

Denk ich zurück, an die ersten Tage

Als zwischen uns alles fremd doch magisch und neu war"

Raf camora

[nerdeas]

Nein scheisse.

[thegothicviking]

I will try my best to make you laugh as I have A.D.D/ADHD and I am now unmedicated and in a goofy mood. Ok let's go;

Paul looks so sneaky in that last shot. Looks like he's gonna attack the others!

"Schwuiggidi Schwoodie. I'll be coming for that b00ty!" (Reesh you better be runnin' plump peach boi!)

Either that or he looks like he just missed which direction they all be going. Like;

"Aaaah Scheisse badeisse! Need to make a quick turn! WoOoOoOop!" *leans body into a hefty turn*

Also from the 2nd shot; can we appreciate how freakin' LOOOONG Schnoodle's fingers look like (on the hand that's pointing down) !?!? Like; DAMN BOI! U got sum loooong (Sch)noodle fingaz!?!? Who are you using dem for!?!? Oh...yeah...you are married...never mind then!

Also; WHO are you running from, Herr Schneider!? Is it Paul!? Are you afraid that Paul would come up behind you again and shout at you again...ya knaow? Like he did in the making of the Mein Herz Brennt music video!? Ya knaow? "HERR SCHNEIDER, BITTE!"

Herr Schneider why are you runnin'!? "AaAaAAah!" *runs away* WHY are you runnin'!?!?

( on a 2nd thought all of these comments/captions will be from the 2nd shot as here we can see their lovely faces.)

Till....has had ENOUGH of this shit! He be fast boi...he be FAST! He be Achtung achtung Schnell Schnell and he be AWAY! "Faowck dizz scheisse! Nein!" Also wait..he spotted the camera?! Oh no... Ah hell nah! HELL NAH! U better be runnin'! U BETTAH be runnin' ! He be T-rex on cocaine und Red Bullz, be coming for yo AZZ! You DARE to take a picture of Der über blonde beef b0it0i Hanzi von Deutschland!? NEIN! NEIN NEIN! "GET DIE KAMERA AWAHY YU PIZZ OFF SCHEISSE!!!" *EATZ DIE KAMERA NOM NOM* "Becauwz FAWCK yuhr Kamera!" *nom nom*

Richard be lookin' like that creepy nutcrackah with moveable arms from your childhood nightmares (Nachtmaren) that will *swish swish* up and down with his arms and his eyes will "Mohaha" and stare into your soul and his mouth be open and be *chomp* chomp* on dem nutz. On UR nutz! *chomp chomp* RUN!

Nutzckrackah boi be "mothah fockah! GIB MIR ZOOPAH BOOZTAH, YA KNAOW? OR I WILL EAT UR NUTZ, YA KNAOW?*chomp chomp*

Oh and Ollie...OH AND OLLIE HE...

Exsists?...He... walks?...On his way to the office? And it's sunny outside!? Whut!? He hums? "A bootiful day in diz naighborhawdz. A bootiful day in diz naighborhawdz...I will cawl ma wife and tell herr I will make laove to her tunaight!" ....That's it!? Nothing more to say!? That's it!?!?

Flake has the face of a turtle in a Looney Tunes or Wannabe Disney show. Look at that extreamly old, shriveled, but kind and wise lookin' turtle face with a pair of glasses.. and tell me I'm wrong!? Ma wrinkly Great grandaddy be like;

"Ah ihr verdammten Kinder, ich komme aus DDR und ich werde nie einen Fernseher haben und ich werde Deutsch sprechen, weil ich Deutscher bin und warum gehen wir zu Fuß!?!? Ich will einen DDR-Würst essen und in der DDR bleiben oder sterben! Und Amerikaner werden nie mehr sein als eine Toilette voller Scheiße und Pisse! Gib mir einen ordentlichen DDR-Würst mit Kartoffeln und ein Bier! Ich muss meine Katze(n) füttern und meine Autos fahren! Lindemann, warum läufst du weg!?!? Uh! Nein! Warum missbrauchst oder befummelst du meinen kleinen blassen Arsch nicht wie früher!? Warum verlässt du mich Tillie!? Lass mich nicht bei den anderen Rammstein-Kindern!?!? Bitte, Nein!? Ich will dich nur lieben, Tillie!? Ich...."

And mah old wrinkly turtle boi be squackin' and never shut up squackin' he be talkin' mah boi love talkin'! And mah sweet great grandaddy be lookin' old but sure be lookin' GOLD like a TURTLY TURTLE, but be runnin' like a Longboi! Runnin' like LOoooONG LOoooONG MAAA-AAaAaAN!

(this last bit would only makes sense if you have seen a certain seroes of Japanese commercials for long candy. And that's the only explanation I'll give you!)

The end.

I can hear this picture :

Boys : *argue about the best way to walk*

Ollie : *mysterious silence*

Till : *sniffs and smells a donuts' smell which he decides to follow*

Boys : *keep arguing*

Richard : Till what do you think of... Till ? Eh wait!

Boys : *run after Till*

Photographer : And hop it's in the box ! Good job !

[neue-freunde-finden]

Unnnnd... es ist schon wieder zeit! :) hallo, ich bin max... 25... Wohnhaft in Brandenburg und suche Manschs.. Dabei ist es völlig egal welchem Geschlecht du angehörst, deine Hobbys nur aus rasenmähen bestehen, oder du sämtliche Primzahlen auswendig kannst.. solange du fähig bist mehr als ein "ok" oder "alter", "digga" zu schreiben sollten wir gut miteinander auskommen :D zu mir: wenn ich nicht grad völlig durch wind bin, ist es möglich mit dir Deep Talk zu führen, sich Lebens advice zu holen.. und sogar memes zu tauschen :o Grundlegend, bin ich einfach nur ein Radom depressed boy der schon seit ner absoluten ewigkeit ... (2014?15?) auf tumblr ist und derzeit ne echt scheiss phase durchmacht, winterdepression erledigt den rest xD also wenn irgendwer bock hatt kann er gerne schreiben oder herzen :) wenn du gerne schreiben würdest.. aber kp hast was.. schick mir einfach nen song! das kommt immer gut ^^

Viel Glück, Max! • 13. Okt. 2022 - 10:40

[itsapmseymour]

Lmao my harrasser is getting desperate and making memes that are targeting Cyana with their scheiss bootleg no less.