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[fernisfat]

this post is brought to you by the salt lamp in my bathroom 🕯️

see more of me | spoil me | feed me

[growmybelly]

I love drinking my ice cream 🐷

[biggieandsweets]

When you’re trying to take a cute lil Christmas Eve selfie then he pulls this🫠🫠🫠

[sergle]

people being dramatic about "american cheese" (in quotes bc americans didn't make it) is one of my favorite topics because it's funny to see people talk about it like it's a biohazardous waste when it's literally just Cheddar That Has Been Watered Down With Milk, And Then Emulsified

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Fat Nuggets: *squealing inconsolably*

Angel: *appearing on scene, prepared to commit a murder* What happened??? Who hurt him??? I swear to satan if any of ya-

Husk: *casually turning the page of his reading material* I said he couldn't have two dinners.

Fat Nuggets: *squealing louder*

[brodyfoxxsmassivetits]

AND NOW another* episode of everyone's favorite, TOP TIPS WITH TOM jon!! featuring our host Jon Whitewood!!!!!!!

and thus concludes top tips with jon

keeping people around was always the pesky bit..

*FACT: top tips with jon is not infact a multi episode tv show.

[rekikiri]

andrew secretly gives king and sir lots of forehead kisses, and now they both headbutt Neil in the face expecting kisses and Neil has no idea why. Andrew, why are our cats constantly hitting me in my mouth with their heads?

[paddlescuddlesbubblesgurgles]

why are picky eater feedees the cutest creatures in existence aaaaaaaaaaa

[solidagold]

Been so long since I've had 2% reduced fag milk I forgor it doesn't taste all that diff from whole milk

[buttercupchub]

I'm having baby fever soooo... Plus I want summer already.

I just find this art adorable like look at e'm T T❤️ I'm kinda proud of this.

I'm still unsure but I think the kid's name will be Estrella, cuz I like celestial stuff and whenever I find a name that connects to it I just name my characters after that. (Plus it's so fancy✨)

[baddestbfromda301]

why tf is shannon sharpe bringing up joe again he is at home he isn’t even playing anymore get off his dick🙄

[cherrycream-soda]

[evyltalks]

Your Lily actually means the world to me. Idk why people feel so comfortable saying some of the most silliest things on Anonymous. So, I just wanted to pop in to say the way u draw her makes me feel so happy and to keep doing what u are doing!

If they aren’t brave enough to say what they want to say off anonymous, then it doesn’t mean much.

Have a beautiful day/night!

You, my beautiful love, deserve everything wonderful that the world has to offer. Your message truly touches my heart and reminds me why I pour so much love into my art. Knowing that my Lily brings you happiness means more to me than I can express. It is messages like yours that make all the challenges worthwhile and inspire me to keep creating. Thank you for your kindness and support, it really brightens my day !!

I hope your day or night is just as lovely as you are <33

[omgcatboi]

Cozy pov ☕

[bedforddanes75]

nobody gets this pic like i do. the way the fat of georges back comes out over his jeans a tiny bit. the way his jeans fit. the tape on his arm. georges hair. his tattoos. the fact you can LITERALLY SEE HIS NIPS. his expression.

[chrlotpony]

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