#melonstuff

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"early access" release: this is my mega-compilation of Perryshmirtz moments, including P&F, MML, and a segment at the end that puts a bunch of cast & crew comments at conventions & on social media, together.

it is, however, over an hour long, so I'm working on a shorter version. editing is hard,(how do you decide the entry level of a statement as vague as "gay moment?" no seriously if you wanna play a yes-no game for those HMU) so it might be a while. this is the Bonus edition!

[genderpresentationmichael]

BEHOLD: Present Mic "AWOO" frame-by-frame.

[snakedman]

My juiciest AMV yet. Thanks @diamondbrickz for the amazing attention to detail on your mashup!

[chazchaschad]

I made this at 1:30 AM

[goromi-desu]

[majimassqueaktoy]

....thinking about Goromi's legs

GOROMI LEGS GOROMI LEGS GOROMI LEGS god bless the Yakuza modding community 💌💗

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bap tribute

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things Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Dr. Eggman have in common:

evil scientist

builds robots

pointy nose

great fashion sense

love of eggs

a platypus??

[snakedman]

nibbled kidneys

[snakedman]

some friends requested a collection of my recent zim shitposts. most of them drawn in mspaint with my mouse. check captions for additional credits & explanations

[snakedman]

i got possessed by aliens. er. one alien in particular actually. and made this (:

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suddenly remembered that a few years ago, i was playing as "doofnshmirtz" on a classic(wrath) World of Warcraft private server. as part of the bit, I decided I needed spell cooldown macros that kept in-character, so I adapted a bunch from the show. it was a huge hit with my raid.

<spell link> adds the name of the spell into the phrase, so it turns into something like this.

"Ah, [name], your timing is insuppressible. And by insuppressible I mean COMPLETELY [Pain Suppression]IBLE!"

these are all for a defensive spell for allies; it is bubble-shaped, so i used mostly trap themed dialogue.

"[name], I made this [Pain Suppression] out of something that cannot be penetrated... PURE EVIL. And a blend of space-age polymers."

"I must apologise, [name], all of my [Pain Suppression] are platypus-sized."

"Comfortable, [name]? I made that [Pain Suppression] so that every limb is accounted for."

"Ahh, [name], you got yourself in quite a [Pain Suppression] there. See, 'cause, it's a [Pain Suppression], and you're inside it."

"Do you know what we do to [name] around here? We put them in a water-soluble [Pain Suppression]."

"It's a quick-hardening, non-dairy [Pain Suppression], [name]. Like I said, I'm on a budget."

"There, that's better, [name]. I much prefer you trussed up in my happy-[Pain Suppression]-inator."

"Ahh, [name]. Come in, get [Pain Suppression], listen to my backstory."

"Why the chef's hat, you ask? It's the cheapest way I could find to [Pain Suppression]."

"Nothing like a [Pain Suppression]ed [name] to tie the decor of a room together."

"[name], I have a present for youuu... and by present of course I mean [Pain Suppression]."

"I've got you now, [name]. This is the most sophisticated [Pain Suppression] I have ever invented."

the next one's for a similar (but different) spell Guardian Spirit which resurrects you if you die while it's active.

"You're trapped in a [Guardian Spirit]! Yes, I know, I trapped [name] before in a Pain Suppression but this is different, it's a [Guardian Spirit]."

(it's wing-shaped, so i also put in various wing-themed lines.)

"[name]?! Oh thank goodness, I thought you were the guy with my [Guardian Spirit] hot wings."

"With this [Guardian Spirit], [name] will elect me as the Mayor of the Tri-[current location] Area... at least I think that's how it works."

"Do you like this [Guardian Spirit], [name]? I got it very cheap from a wax museum that went bankrupt."

"Cute little [Guardian Spirit], isn't it, [name]? I got the idea at my cousin Gertrude's baby shower."

"Would you like some hot cocoa, [name]? No? Then how about a [Guardian Spirit]?!"

"Do you like my new [Guardian Spirit], [name]? I got it from a second-hand shark supply store. It was half off because, you know, something bit half of it off."

"Amazing what you can do with [Guardian Spirit], which you'd know if you were a real plumber, [name]."

"Do you like my [Guardian Spirit], [name]? It's bio-degradable."

"Heyyy, great [Guardian Spirit], [name], that's the bees knees. Or... wings, in this case."

"Do you like all the stuff I got at the garage sale, [name]? Wanna know what else I got? THIS [Guardian Spirit]!",

i'll include the original script versions below (not that anyone wants these scripts, because the speakinspell addon only works with a ~2010 client)

if you think of another game to use them in i would be thrilled. let me know.

["UNIT_SPELLCAST_CHANNEL_STARTDIVINE_HYMN"] = { ["ExpandMacros"] = false, ["Messages"] = { "BEHOLD! MY <spelllink>-INATOR!!", -- [1] },

["UNIT_SPELLCAST_SUCCEEDEDGUARDIAN_SPIRIT"] = { ["ExpandMacros"] = false, ["Messages"] = { "With this <spelllink>, <target> will elect me as the Mayor of the Tri-<zone> Area... at least I think that's how it works.", -- [1] "Do you like this <spelllink>, <target>? I got it very cheap from a wax museum that went bankrupt.", -- [2] "<target>?! Oh thank goodness, I thought you were the guy with my <spelllink> hot wings.", -- [3] "Cute little <spelllink>, isn't it, <target>? I got the idea at my cousin Gertrude's baby shower. ", -- [4] "You want to be a bird, <target>? Is that what you want? Well this <spelllink> is how you become a bird.", -- [5] "Would you like some hot cocoa, <target>? No? Then how about a <spelllink>?!", -- [6] "Do you like my new <spelllink>, <target>? I got it from a second-hand shark supply store. It was half off because, you know , something bit half of it off.", -- [7] "Amazing what you can do with <spelllink>, which you'd know if you were a real plumber, <target>.", -- [8] "Do you like my <spelllink>, <target>? It's bio-degradable.", -- [9] "Heyyy, great <spelllink>, <target>, that's the bees knees. Or... wings, in this case.", -- [10] "Do you like all the stuff I got at the garage sale, <target>? Wanna know what else I got? THIS <spelllink>!", -- [11] "You're trapped in a <spelllink>! Yes, I know, I trapped <target> before in a Pain Suppression but this is different, it's a <spelllink>.", -- [12] }, ["WhisperTarget"] = false, ["RPLanguageRandomChance"] = 0.5, ["ReadOnly"] = { ["Do you like all the stuff I got at the garage sale, <target>? Wanna know what else I got? THIS <spelllink>!"] = true, ["Do you like my <spelllink>, <target>? It's bio-degradable."] = true, ["Would you like some hot cocoa, <target>? No? Then how about a <spelllink>?!"] = true, ["Do you like my new <spelllink>, <target>? I got it from a second-hand shark supply store. It was half off because, you know , something bit half of it off."] = true, ["You want to be a bird, <target>? Is that what you want? Well this <spelllink> is how you become a bird."] = true, ["<target>?! Oh thank goodness, I thought you were the guy with my <spelllink> hot wings."] = true, ["Cute little <spelllink>, isn't it, <target>? I got the idea at my cousin Gertrude's baby shower. "] = true, ["You're trapped in a <spelllink>! Yes, I know, I trapped <target> before in a Pain Suppression but this is different, it's a <spelllink>."] = true, ["Heyyy, great <spelllink>, <target>, that's the bees knees. Or... wings, in this case."] = true, ["With this <spelllink>, <target> will elect me as the Mayor of the Tri-<zone> Area... at least I think that's how it works."] = true, ["Amazing what you can do with <spelllink>, which you'd know if you were a real plumber, <target>."] = true, ["Do you like this <spelllink>, <target>? I got it very cheap from a wax museum that went bankrupt."] = true, },

["UNIT_SPELLCAST_SUCCEEDEDPAIN_SUPPRESSION"] = { ["ExpandMacros"] = false, ["Messages"] = { "Ah, <target>, your timing is insuppressible. And by insuppressible I mean COMPLETELY <spelllink>IBLE!", -- [1] "<target>, I made this <spelllink> out of something that cannot be penetrated... PURE EVIL. And a blend of space-age polymers.", -- [2] "I must apologise, <target>, all of my <spelllink> are platypus-sized.", -- [3] "Comfortable, <target>? I made that <spelllink> so that every limb is accounted for.", -- [4] "Ahh, <target>, you got yourself in quite a <spelllink> there. See, 'cause, it's a <spelllink>, and you're inside it.", -- [5] "Do you know what we do to <target> around here? We put them in a water-soluble <spelllink>.", -- [6] "It's a quick-hardening, non-dairy <spelllink>, <target>. Like I said, I'm on a budget.", -- [7] "There, that's better, <target>. I much prefer you trussed up in my happy-<spelllink>-inator.", -- [8] "Ahh, <target>. Come in, get <spelllink>, listen to my backstory.", -- [9] "Why the chef's hat, you ask? It's the cheapest way I could find to <spelllink> <target>.", -- [10] "Nothing like a <spelllink>ed <target> to tie the decor of a room together.", -- [11] "<target>, I have a present for youuu... and by present of course I mean <spelllink>.", -- [12] "I've got you now, <target>. This is the most sophisticated <spelllink> I have ever invented.", -- [13] }, ["WhisperTarget"] = false, ["RPLanguageRandomChance"] = 0.5, ["ReadOnly"] = { ["Why the chef's hat, you ask? It's the cheapest way I could find to <spelllink> <target>."] = true, ["Comfortable, <target>? I made that <spelllink> so that every limb is accounted for."] = true, ["<target>, I made this <spelllink> out of something that cannot be penetrated... PURE EVIL. And a blend of space-age polymers."] = true, ["It's a quick-hardening, non-dairy <spelllink>, <target>. Like I said, I'm on a budget."] = true, ["I must apologise, <target>, all of my <spelllink> are platypus-sized."] = true, ["I've got you now, <target>. This is the most sophisticated <spelllink> I have ever invented."] = true, ["Ahh, <target>, you got yourself in quite a <spelllink> there. See, 'cause, it's a <spelllink>, and you're inside it."] = true, ["Nothing like a <spelllink>ed <target> to tie the decor of a room together."] = true, ["Ahh, <target>. Come in, get <spelllink>, listen to my backstory."] = true, ["There, that's better, <target>. I much prefer you trussed up in my happy-<spelllink>-inator."] = true, ["Ah, <target>, your timing is insuppressible. And by insuppressible I mean COMPLETELY <spelllink>IBLE!"] = true, ["Do you know what we do to <target> around here? We put them in a water-soluble <spelllink>."] = true, ["<target>, I have a present for youuu... and by present of course I mean <spelllink>."] = true, },

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sup, this is my p&f (mostly perryshmirtz) blog. there may be mature (18+) content here.

my art/posts by me: melonstuff coming soon: tag page (i love tagging and archiving, if you want anything specific tagged let me know)

about me: i love AMVs. im also working on a visual novel (eventually) it might be a few months so dont hold your breaths (:

[genderpresentationmichael]

Top 10 Smash!! Present Mics

#10: Goatee Mic. While Mic shows up with a goatee a handful of times, this one is the largest drawing of it. It’s a cautionary tale of just how cursed that can be. He looks like he’s friends with Larry Butz.

#9: Sportacus Mic. This is one of a few shōjo-style panels Mic features in (and we are all glad for that?). The unique use of longer and more relaxed eyebrows lends this drawing an intensely threatening aura.

#8: Made-up Mic. Thematically similar to #9, Mic teams up with his good friend, Midnight in this panel. He appears to have even gone to all the effort of wearing lipstick and mascara(?) and let’s just not think about the context, yup. It’s fine. Girl’s night or something. 

#7: Jail Mic. In this panel Aizawa has trapped Mic and Nedzu in a makeshift jail cell for their various crimes. While Nedzu appears to be trembling, Mic remains somewhat more stoic. It’s apparent that he’s been trapped for some time already, evidenced by the fact he’s beginning to grow a goatee again.

#6: Praise the Mic. He is risen.

#5: Emo Mic. A brave illustrative choice, showing perhaps the only appearance of Mic with purposefully unstyled hair.

#4: Sleepy Mic. Here, Mic has gotten drunk with the other teachers and some pro heroes. Can you imagine an outfit less comfortable to sleep in than Mic’s??

#3: Mic in Eraser’s Body. While it looks like he’s possibly using Erasure, the narrative made it clear that when switching bodies, each character keeps their usual quirk and eyes(for some reason). So, Mic actually went to the trouble of gelling Aizawa’s hair up. Also his teeth are pointy, giving him a real washed-up cat-man sort of look. Nya.

#2: Kotatsu Mic. This fulfills my innate desire to see Mic as the crying-laughing emoji.

#1: Curry-flavoured Mic. Said to possibly be the second most cursed event in Smash!!, this panel haunts many readers. Technically speaking, you won’t get a spicier Mic pic than this. (Though it’s worth mentioning that the curry is said to taste especially salty.)

[genderpresentationmichael]

Top 10 Vigilantes Present Mics

#10: Bucktooth Mic. Young Mic eats a hot dog. That’s it

#9: Crowd Control Mic. The angle of this drawing gives him a unique expression of anguish.

#8: Muppet Mic. I think he hurt his wrist, because it’s merely a noodle now.

#7: Shrug Mic. A special shrug for when you’re just not that into him.

#6: Erased-Voice Mic. As well as this unique shocked expression, this panel has so many Present Mic Lore implications! A truly enriching manga panel.

#5: Trepanning Mic. The use of his speech bubble’s tail to represent the pain caused by his yelling is an especially fun use of panel layout. I have to respect that.

#4: Goggle Mic. If you ever wondered why Mic chose sunglasses for his hero costume/signature look, this panel makes it immediately obvious. (It also took me back to when I showed my friend a picture of Mic, and they immediately clocked him as a sexual predator. But I’ll post more on that another time.)

#3: Flying Mic. He levitates across for several panels like this. Not sure how! Good going, Mic! (Maybe, since they’re paneled together, he was launched by Aizawa!)

#2: Upside Down Mic. He probably posed like this to tease Aizawa about some of his usual moves? Maybe. Or for fun. Probably for fun.

#1: Spin-to-Win Mic. Three Mics, an intricate office chair maneuver, and the much gentler “yeah?” with a toned-down smile to match. This man is pulling out all the stops trying to get that dinner date. He may not have succeeded in-universe, but he definitely succeeded on this list.

[genderpresentationmichael]

Top 10 Present Mic Animation Smears (S1)

#10: Hair Flex. His hair is escaping containment, showing off the full cockatoo range.

#9: Hair Displacement. Mic is trying out a bold new half-shaved hairstyle in this frame only.

#6-8: Facial Squish. This slow turn created a lot of room for vibrant horizontally-squashed expressions.

#4: Midriff Mic. He forgot to wear his undershirt today.

#2-3: He’s Coming Closer. He’s coming closer. He’s coming closer

#1: It’s Fun to Stay at the U.A. ...

(I would like to stress that animation smears I post are here to be appreciated and not mocked or criticised! Support your overworked animators, etc..)