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it’s actually very sad how no one is helping shauna. it’s like they deemed her a lost cause a while ago and no one is interested in thinking about why she does what she does or what she might need to be able to atleast try to heal. she is clearly going through very severe post-partum depression, child-loss and everything with jackie on top of that. shauna has a genuine psychological condition that is making her act like this and yet everyone out there just chooses to believe that shauna is insane or too far gone or something when, maybe, instead of letting her sit and fester and grow resentful, they should be sitting with her and not letting her get to the point that she did.
#yellowjackets#shauna shipman#yellowjackets spoilers#everyone just decided she was a nutcase after the lottie thing and just completely ignore everything else that has to do with it#tai doesn’t care about her anymore it seems#melissa was never interested in helping her anyway#and no one else cares either fuckkkkkkk#ironically jackie probably would’ve noticed#if jackie (and i mean REAL ALIVE CARING JACKIE) was there then she would’ve never let shauna be alone and suffering like that#no matter how much she hated her#but ironically#if jackie was there none of it would’ve gotten that bad#jackie taylor#(for there is no shauna without jackie)
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what was the first band shauna & melissa bonded over
and why is it weezer
#or beck ig#hc: they have a couple bands they both like but shauna hates everything else melissa listens to#shauna listens to alt-rock/pop rock and melissa listens to jam bands and whatever faith no more is#they have intersections but also can be very different#uncle calls it 'theater kid rock'#headcanon#I have a hat mix playlist if anyone cares
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I love the scream franchise, but I honestly hate everyone whos apart of the fandom because like how are the same fucking people who “boycotted” scream 5 because of the new cast and new direction, the same fucking people who LOVED scream 6 and are now claiming to boycott scream 7 because the new cast isn’t apart of it???? Don’t get me wrong I was kinda pissed about the new cast at first, but scream 5 was great imo, the killer reasons were stupid as hell, but it was still a good movie, and scream 6, while I hate that Neve Campbell wasn’t apart of it because they didn’t feel like paying her enough for carrying the entire franchise for decades, Melissa and Jenna and everyone else was amazing. I disagree with the reasons why the new cast arent involved with scream 7, and I wish that they were because I enjoyed their characters, but at the same time I am also very excited to see Sidney Prescott in the new movie.
Summing up my rant; I think that both can be true, you can be excited about the new movie while not liking a lot of the decisions that were made, same as scream 5
#toronto#karimamk#personal opinion#personal#movie review#scream movie#scream franchise#neve campbell#sidney prescott#melissa barrera#jenna ortega#scream 5#scream 6#scream 7#i hate people#y’all try to ruin everything
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that feeling when a fic with a sad ending broke you sm you wanna cry for the rest of your life but can’t tell anyone abt it cuz ur not close enough with them <<<
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Listening to coinstar by the growlers and thinking about mel so hard I get nauseous
Ridiculous stream of conscious in the tags apologies but not really
#it speaks#white woman moment#its really funny bc like. its very much a her to jfk song#(everyones favorite problematic short king)#but she looks at him with uhhh#like heres this kid(hes 28) standing on the precipice o what she had been all those years ago#but he KNOWS it she didnt know she thought she had mold poisoning from her shitty apartment until she died#and she is projecting so much onto him. which is part of why she doesn't respect him at all#'im a sucker just like you'#its also funny bc like. it is Too Late for Phoenix.also its scary that theyre hungry bc as far as she knows death avatars arent supposed 2 b#but also theyre the first one shes met. and Phoenix is kind of just scary in general.#but being around those two is like. almost flashbacky(jfk also reminds her alot of her ex aroun that age tho audreys dad was Worse)#(she never met him but heard enough stories about the guy and i mean. he fed her to the hunt on purpose.#i dont think jorges dad wanted what was going to happen to happen)#part of why she texted her so fast tbh. not that they hadnt talked at all since the divorce.#i thinj they talked. not alot bc mel WAS in europe and international data rates pre smartphone age oof ouch#and also like. they did irrevocably harm eachother physically and mentally but they do both careeeeee#tho. i do not think melissa wouldve ever dropped everything to go help audrey like audrey would and did for her.#(girl who runs away from her problems x girl who is a dog)#auuughhhhhh#she really is my chew toy.#i also think alot about her sky mafia years but those r fun and sexy little secrets for me#as much as i love Basil's motw campaign i do with it was easier to unentangle her from tma lore.#bc like. normal vampire works well but it loses so much of the flavor. various sea beasts keep the flavor but loose the morality.#for pathfinder if i were to redo her id go with storm oracle and then spec into kineticist. which does work Ok I Guess.#but like. even that its still not what i want#one scene that probably would've never happened in game but i thought ahout if we ever went back to the item storage or maybe a wierd thrift#shop or something was to like. have her come across a violin and pick it up and make it scream horribly. like. really concentrate on making#it make the worst noise imaginable. shes trying to reach that wonderful horrible music avatars mention alot in the earlier seasons#and then realizes everyone else Hates That So Much and jokingly play one of the devil's riffs from tdwdg. tbh i should finally draw that
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so... thoughts on yj s3?
#yellowjackets#they all decided to say because shauna said so?#and then she crowned herself antler queen wtf#are u telling me lottie accidentally died?#also wtf was adult melissa's purpose?#mind you literally everything that happened this season was a mf accident#so disappointing#travis had NO PLOT whatsoever#they even changed the pit girl sequence#i'm so sad#hate this show actually
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I’m not a Shauna hater by any extent (she’s one of my favorites and I stand by that) but I think it’s so funny and delivers such brutally satisfying justice that in the end, in this season, she was the Antler Queen but she wasn’t the team’s queen. The team’s queen was Natalie. When it mattered most, they put their faith in Natalie. Shauna almost got everything she ever wanted. Almost.
She was almost revered in the way Jackie once was. She took Nat’s place hoping to feel adored. Instead, she became hated. She did the same thing with Melissa. She hoped to be adored, and instead Melissa wound up almost killing her. That’s what Shauna never understands. It’s the glitch in her character. She can try to force people to love her all she wants, but she will never succeed. You can push and push and push, try and hold someone down with an iron fist, but in doing so you will either crush them or they will learn to loathe you and desire escape.
She held on tight to Jackie, and you know what Jackie did? She went outside to escape her and froze to death. Shauna tried so hard to keep Melissa that she went berserk and nearly killed her the moment she said enough is enough. She tried to hold Natalie down, crush her spirit and her wings and keep her complacent in the violence, but then she drove almost every girl on the team to potentially sacrifice their lives for Natalie because they couldn’t continue like this. Mari died as Natalie’s sacrificial lamb. She wouldn’t have done that for anyone. They had to have freedom, and Shauna had proven she was not worthy of their faith. Natalie had their faith. Natalie had their faith that she would save them. Shauna even drove her own husband and daughter away because she tried for years to keep them in an isolated little box where she could control and filter all external forces.
She tries to control people and force their love for her, again, and again, and again, and she never learns. Even in the finale she fails to recognize what she’s done.
Because she was having fun playing the role of revered queen, but no one was having fun playing the role of servant.
#shauna shipman#natalie scatorccio#mari ibarra#jackie taylor#melissa yellowjackets#shaulissa#shaunahat#jackieshauna#jeff sadecki#callie sadecki#yellowjackets#yellowjackets s3#yellowjackets season 3#yellowjackets spoilers#my post
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literally the realest pll post EVER 😭😭😭

#i hate melissa I HATE THAT BITCH#unfortunately this show was everything to me in the 6th grade i can't stop reposting shit about sorry
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- TRAITOR
Shauna Shipman x reader | Natalie Scatorccio x reader
“You were fucked!”
Genre – smut 18+ MDNI Warnings – Toxic Shauna (how I love...), love triangle
Now playing – Crazy Girls, by TOOPOOR
"Will hurt you, and might make you hate me. But i'll still love you."




Things were tense, everything that was happening between all the girls, the constant fights between Shauna and Mari, the Shipman girl's anger, finding out that the coach was alive... it all hit you hard.
Especially Shauna.
Things for the brown-haired girl were getting worse and worse, her anger was growing day by day and everything around her irritated her. Ever since you and Shauna broke up, the Shipman girl had made it her life's mission not to leave you alone. Now, you were constantly bullied by your ex-girlfriend. Bumping shoulders, making discreet little traps for you to fall on the floor face-first, putting dead bugs in your food, looking at you menacingly while sharpening that frighteningly large knife of hers. It all gave you the creeps.
You thought it would all be over when you saw Shauna start hanging out with Melissa, knowing exactly that this wasn't just a new friendship blossoming in the middle of the forest, but you couldn't have been more wrong. She seemed to tease you, as if she wanted to rub it in your face that she had someone, while you were sleeping out in the cold alone.
But you knew that things weren't quite like that.
You'd never gotten that close to Natalie, you weren't exactly best friends when you were at school, but she was always nice to you, greeting you when she saw you in the hallways, even making assists for you to score the game-winning goal on the pitch. Anyway, you were never very close, until she became the queen.
You seemed to be the only one who could see the frustration in the clear-eyed girl's eyes, the only one who could see how overwhelmed she was, carrying the weight of dealing with everyone who was there. It wasn't intentional, at first you offered an understanding look, which made her slightly puzzled, then you just asked how she felt, doing simple things until her barriers broke down and she let you in. It was natural, neither of you had really noticed.
But Shauna had.
Shauna caught every exchanged glance, every micro-expression, every one of the little smiles you two shared when you thought no one was watching. And she didn't think it was innocent at all. At first, she was wrong, you just met up to talk and talk bullshit, just to clear Natalie's head from the constant stress of being the queen. But after a while, you found other ways to empty your minds, turning the talking and joking session into a making out session.
And that's how you were now, your back resting comfortably on a tree while Nat was on your lap, her fingers running through your hair, making your whole body shiver. Your fingers lightly squeezed the skin of her hips, and she sighed into the kiss. You couldn't resist her today, usually you just escaped the girls at night, but today, when you saw Nat in those tiny shorts and that T-shirt showing the muscles of her arms, you couldn't help yourself.
“You look so hot today...” Your hands ran down Nat's back, her skin burning against your fingertips.
“I know. You weren't exactly disguising it.” Nat's smile made your heart leap, you loved seeing her smile.
“I don't think I can disguise it any longer.” You said, smiling as you trailed kisses down Nat's neck.
Natalie was mesmerized, your touches felt so right on her skin, she loved moments like this with you. But as not everything in that place is good, your moment was quickly interrupted when you both heard a branch break a few meters away, making you both jump.
“Shit! Do you think it was someone?” You asked, not wanting to get Nat into trouble if anyone found out that you and the light-eyed girl were seeing each other more intimately.
Seeing the look of concern in your eyes made Nat's eyes light up. She knew you didn't want to get her into trouble, and with the girls constantly pressuring her about everything, she appreciated the fact that you cared so much about her.
Laughing as she took your face in her hands, Nat looked at you with heartfelt eyes. “I think you should focus more on me.”
Her tone made you smile, rushing to kiss her again, momentarily forgetting the noise you had heard. Consequently missing the shadow of a very angry brunette between the trees.

Chopping wood was a job immediately destined for you, the girls always saw you as one of the strongest people on the team. You've always had muscles in all the right places, before joining the team, you'd already played several sports, your parents never giving you a break - that was surely one of the things you didn't find so bad about the forest, your parents weren't here to make you be perfect at everything.
Picking up the wood you had just cut, you tied them together, putting them on your shoulders, only to be pushed to the ground as soon as you turned to walk back to the camp. The wood fell, along with your body. Groaning in pain, you turned around quickly, lying on your back so you could see who had pushed you.
“What the fuck, Shauna?” You asked, trying to get up, seeing the brown-haired girl with a terrifying expression on her face.
When you tried to get up, Shauna quickly pushed her foot into your chest, making you groan and lie back down on the dirty floor. “You think you're so clever, don't you?
“I don't know what you're talking about.” You said, squirming in Shauna's grip. “Get out!” You shouted, only to be silenced when Shauna sat on your stomach, pulling out her knife and putting it to your neck.
“Say that again, you bitch!” The knife was sharp, you knew she had sharpened it that morning.
“Fuck! Shauna, what are you doing? What the fuck?” you whispered, without taking your eyes off the sharp blade pointed at your neck.
“You like serving your queen, don't you?” Her words echoed in your mind, leading you to Natalie. “I used to be your queen. So I guess that makes you a fucking traitor.”
Shauna's words confused you. You weren't a traitor. She was a traitor! She was the one who was cheating on you and Jackie with Jeff, she was the one who was a liar, she was the one who was constantly bullying you!
“I'm not a traitor!” It was the only thing you managed to say. “Get off me!”
Shauna's sarcastic laugh annoyed you, but damn, she's so hot! No! You couldn't do that to Nat, it was wrong.
“But your hands are on me now.”
She was right, your muscle memory betraying you, your whole body betraying you. The memories you had with Shauna still vivid in your mind, making you desire her in the midst of the hatred you still felt for her.
“Fuck you!” You growled.
Laughing at you again, Shauna began to move on top of you. One of her hands was on your chest, while the other still held the knife to your throat. Lowering her hand quickly, Shauna lifted your shirt, catching a glimpse of the sculpted muscles of your abs.
“You don't know how much I miss this.” She said, referring to your torso, running one of her hands over your muscles. “I also miss when you did everything for me, like my needy puppy.”
Unable to contain yourself, you sighed as the brunette rubbed herself against you. The friction of the fabric of her sweatpants lightly scratched your skin, and you were too embarrassed to admit that you were enjoying it.
“You're fucking crazy, you need help!” You tried desperately to disguise how much it turned you on.
“Don't be stupid. You could easily push me out if you wanted to, but you're still here.” Shauna rubbed herself harder and harder against you.
Even though Shauna was very strong, you knew that you could be stronger than her, physically. Pushing her off you would be extremely easy, but you couldn't do it.
“You've got a knife pointed at me, you fucking psycho!” You gasped, feeling Shauna press the knife into your neck as her thighs began to tremble around you.
“But you could fight, you know I've always enjoyed an arm wrestle.” Shauna's laughter filled your ears, followed by a moan as she came on top of you.
You looked up at the sky, thinking about what had just happened. Thinking about Shauna's threats, thinking about Nat, thinking about Melissa, thinking about how your abdomen was burning slightly from the friction of the fabric, and thinking about how screwed you were.
“Let's see how long you'll be loyal to your new queen.” That was the last thing Shauna said before she left.
Maybe you were thinking of going back to your ex.

Hi guys. Nothing much to see here, I just desperately wanted to write about my girls, coz they're wonderful this season.
I did very well in my first exam, but I still have to study for three that are coming up next week. Maybe after my exams I'll write a bit for Lottie.
Anyway, drink some water and stay safe
xoxo, spider.
#gxg imagine#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets x you#shauna shipman x reader#shauna shipman x you#natalie scatorccio x you#natalie scatorccio x reader#gxg smut#gxg fluff#wlw imagine#wlw smut#spiderb00bs
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hi! could you maybe do a different version of the lottie fic where we actually get scared of her after she bashed that guy in the head with an axe bc i was lowkey scared after watching that scene 😭
she still looks at you first after she strikes edwin's head in with the axe, smiling so proudly after murdering this man. she thought you'd be happy that she was getting rid of him, these strangers were going to ruin everything.
"lottie, what the fuck?!" you call out shakily, heart pounding fast at the sight of this poor guy's brains spilling out. you're even more frightened that she seems cheerful about this.
"they don't belong. It doesn't want them here." she says to all the girls crying out in fear, but mainly to you.
everything happens so fast after that.
the hikers start running and the girls follow, nat telling them not to hurt them. your legs jerk like you wanna run after them, and you don't know if it's because they're your only hope at getting out of here or if it's because you wanna get away from lottie. either way, you can't move. next thing you know, melissa's getting shot with an arrow and when you look back at lottie, you almost feel like throwing up when she walks over to the dead guy and kneels next to him, gathering his blood and guts on her hands and spreading them on her face.
you kinda just end up dropping to your knees and crawling over to where gen, melissa, and mari are, not really helping with getting the arrow out and just trying to distract yourself from the fact that you're absolutely terrified of your girlfriend only a few feet away from you. you make sure to face away from her, but you can still hear her whisper to herself and the fear coursing through your veins makes you feel so dizzy.
i'd like to think she'd try crawling over or just call your name out to get you to come to her because she wants to share this moment with you. she can finally hear the wilderness again and she knows you'd be happy for her, but you're not? she doesn't understand why you keep plugging your ears when she calls for you. she doesn't understand why you scramble up to your feet and hide behind gen when she tries to crawl over.
also thinking of knowing about her meds and you know that this is just a psychotic breakdown/religious psychosis and you hate that you're genuinely terrified of her because it's not her fault :( all you really wanna do is pull her away and hug her for hours but the thought of even looking at her makes you feel faint.
it's morning when she gets up from the dead guys body and asks if she can help you guys with melissa. again, your heart pounds and you feel saliva pool in your mouth when she looks at you all confused.
after gen and mari yell at her, and after she tells them that the strangers were gonna ruin everything, she looks at you again, almost for reassurance. you'd always back her up on everything, but now, you don't know if you can.
"you killed him, lottie. he could've saved us from here. we could be on our way back home right now if you didn't...." you trail off.
she opens her mouth, ready to tell you that she doesn't wanna leave this place, but she feels something from behind. as she turns around, your eyes dart to where she looks, and the girls come out of the woods with one of the hikers.
just thinking of her coming up to you after the rest of the girls take hannah to interrogate her and being so upset when you flinch from her touch :( she still has blood on her face and all over her clothes, and she looks so innocent and that's kind of the scariest part. maybe you tell her that you need some space to process all this, that yes, you are scared of her and you feel bad about it but you just can't be around her right now.
#anon#yellowjackets x reader#lottie matthews thoughts 💭#lottie matthews x reader#lottie matthews x you
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working on the basis jackie and shaunas relationship has always been blatantly and very deliberately homoerotic and that they were both silently habouring feelings (which i do), i find the rabbit motif even more interesting.
its been said before but the rabbit motif isnt so much representative of jackie as it is representative of the false version of jackie. her own parents didnt know her, her teammates didnt, even shauna didnt fully know her, etc, but thats not by accident, jackie simply didnt make herself easy to know. the girl looks miserable every time we see her alone in the pilot, but she pulls on a mask for others. for jeff. for shauna. we see her seemingly have a crisis over sleeping with her boyfriend and then she gets in the car with her best friend and buries it all, not letting shauna know shes struggling. starts talking about losing her virginity to him like its no big deal, like its what she wants, when its pretty obvious to both shauna and us as the audience that it isnt.
we later find out from the meat shed conversations that shauna knew about jackie's struggles. deep down she knew, even though they didnt discuss it, she saw jackie was lying about her relationship. but shauna has never been a good communicator and also perhaps was too afraid of upsetting/losing jackie to have an honest conversation with her. and if shauna knew that jackie was hiding things from her, obviously that causes resentment in someone like shauna. shes irrational, reacts to percieved rejection in unhealthy ways, and this is her best friend whos lying to her. something shauna sees as a form of rejection.
the first act of violence we see from shauna in the show is her adult self killing the rabbit. it cuts to this directly after we see her sleeping with jeff in the teen timeline and i dont think its as simple as parralleling two acts against jackie. like maybe its foreshadowing jackies death, aka that shauna sleeping with jeff will ultimately lead to it, but given that we've been shown time and time again how rabbits are mistakenly attributed to jackie, it could be something else instead. if the rabbit is representative of jackies perfect, manicured facade, then having sex with jeff and killing the rabbit are one and the same. shauna gains control. she takes all the power out of jackie's facade by sleeping with jeff. ruining the perfect lie. which makes her actual objective clear —
she hates the fake exterior jackie maintained. her adult self literally murders it. she is desperate for jackie to be truthful with her. to confess. be open and vulnerable. and as if that desire wasnt homoerotically charged enough, their entire conversation about jeff later in season 1 furthers it; jackie saying she should have said i love you back the day before they left, saying she shouldnt have made "him" wait, saying she just wanted it to be perfect, all fits within the circumstances of jackie and shaunas relationship as well. jackie didnt say i love you back thay day, she did make shauna wait (for jackie to be honest with her), she was too fixated on some perfect ideal to share her true feelings with shauna. i think its relevant that another big way the rabbit motif resurfaces is as a mask that melissa wears. like... a literal mask. worn when she tries to kill shauna and cant because she does love shauna, despite how badly she doesnt want to.
and for me the conversation about jeff, jackies struggles, everything about jackies character, if we put it all together, hardly makes any sense at all without accepting that jackie was in love with shauna. like yes it can be explained away, because of course it can, but does any of it actually add to the story? why was it included? if jackie wasnt, there is no obvious reason for the focus on it. why do we see her express her worry that she'll die and someone else will be jeffs first? just so we can see shauna feel guilty? the framing of the scene makes it so obvious this is about far more than that. and then jackie does die and someone else is shaunas first.
shauna is the only one who knew jackie didnt like rabbits. aka shauna was the only one who even came close to knowing the real jackie. but one thing jackie would always put up a facade for with shauna was when she'd talk about jeff. she didnt love him, barely even liked him, and shauna knows that. we see her confusion when jackie says she should have said i love you back.
shauna killing the rabbit then becomes very specifically about her killing that lie. the jeff lie. just like her having sex with him is. she wants control, she wants honesty, she wants an "i love you". she wants the lie jackie was telling her dead, but she also EATS it. she consumes it. accepts it. makes it part of her. never actually confronts jackie on it. eating the rabbit, making her family secretly eat it, as a metaphor for both her and them accepting the lie that their family is based on. a marriage she got into out of "guilt and shame" because she was in love with her best friend and her best friend loved her back and on some subconcious level shauna has always known that and cant face it, didnt dare make jackie face it either. i think any true conscious realisation of it would kill shauna. it honestly might be what eventually kills her. or rather, it might be what she has to face at the end. because if we're talking about things coming "full circle", as things often do in this show, then shaunas story would have to end with jackie and the secrets they kept from each other in that car in the pilot.
#jackieshauna#they're just so fascinating#shauna shipman#jackie taylor#yellowjackets#yj thoughts#yj analysis#yj meta#yj spoilers
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hmmm almost like he is additionally the most musical-protagonist-coded generic man in a suit blank slate ready for a whirlwind adventure romance comedy and yet does not like musicals hmmmm
Crazy how Paul Matthews, AKA the guy who gives off the biggest catboy energy, AKA the guy who looks like he'd rather stay home with his five cats than go out to socialize, AKA the guy who looks like a future 'cat mom' is written to NOT like cats
#no one show him cats the musical or he’ll flip the FUCK out#in all seriousness i adore hey melissa and i can’t fathom why you all don’t like it#i just found out about it and it’s maybe one of my favorite starkid things ever now#it’s a perfect if cracked mirror to paul’s storyline in TGWDLM with him eventually becoming and submitting to something he personally hates#also everything else about it is hilarious#i’m one of those ppl that really wanted the movie tusk to be good so i’m overjoyed that there’s a good version of that now#also melissa and her sick twisted human pet friends that hate quote unquote dogs is so layered and gendered and dissertation worthy#it’s saying so much in this messy way that i think goes over a lot of peoples heads if they’re not cool with shocking and fucked up stuff#but i love it#definitely does it better than jane’s a car smh#that song at the start does a better job of exploring the whole car as a woman thing than the entire episode#should’ve committed and made tom houston one of those guys that really wants to fuck his car. but they’re too attached to tom to do that ig#anyway#loony rambles#hatchetfield#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#starkid productions#starkid#hey melissa#jane’s a car
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A simp's list of stories
(my masterlist :D)
✫- smut ୨ৎ- fluff 𖦹- angst ꕥ- kinda smut
Abbott Elementary:
With a smile ( ୨ৎ 𖦹)
Melissa Schemmenti x OC (Claire) Summary: Claire has a crush on a specific redhead and it only seemed to have gotten worst over their friendship. After 5 years of friendship, dreams begin to become more persistent.
The Two Year Teacher (✫୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x reader (Y/N) Summary: Y/N is a very big CEO of her own company. And when her daughter comes home talking about her teacher she’s had for the second year in a row, Y/N just goes with it. but when she meets a red head at the grocery store, she never would've put her as a teacher. Then when Y/N's daughter gets into a mishap, a lot happens
Heartaches, and Other Aches (✫୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x reader (Y/N) Summary: Working on the furthest side of Abbott meant you avoided the cameras a lot. Especially when you would always have everything you need in your classroom. But the inevitable day came when you needed to journey to the teachers lounge.
Random Confessions (୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x OC (Alex) Summary: For two years Melissa had alway believed Alex hated her. Then one day, everything she's known is thrown out the window by a simple confession.
Forever Home ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Melissa Schemmenti x reader (Y/N) Summary: When you hush Melissa in defense of Janine, Melissa begins to let herself slip into her own thoughts. Yet, without noticing her actions, she hurts you in doing so.
Fast Lane (✫𖦹୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x OC (Phoebe) Summary: Melissa is dating one of NASCAR's greatest drivers, although nobody knows that. Yet, with the race that decides history appears, a lot more stress is arising for Phoebe.
Redecorating Your Heart (୨ৎ)
Melissa Schemmenti x reader (Y/N) Summary: You begin to make changes to Melissa's home, but one year you have a different change in mind
Criminal Minds:
Safe and Sound ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Emily Prentiss x reader (Y/N) Summary: Emily begins to see your face around more, but it's impossible. You were dead. But when Ian Doyle is rumored to escape, you couldn't stay dead forever.
Needed Me ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Emily Prentiss x reader (Y/N (they/them)) Summary: When the job grows too hard for Emily, Rossi comes and seeks Y/N for help. Knowing if there was anyone to soothe her better than him, it was them.
A Game for Two (✫)
Emily Prentiss x reader (Y/N (she/her)) Summary: Y/N is the youngest agent on the team with a TikTok account. And after video goes viral, people notice a connection between her and emily.
Baby Whisper ( ୨ৎ )
Jennifer Jareau x reader (Y/N (she/her)) Summary: JJ finds out she's pregnant and when Will doesn't want the baby, she finds herself crying in the parking garage. Yet, Y/N is there to solve all her issues.
Florida Secrets (✫)
Jennifer Jareau x reader Summary: The team takes a vacation to Florida, and you're paired with the blonde of your dreams. Which isn't an issue until out of the state with alcohol in your system. After all, what happens in Florida, stays in Florida.
Shut Up and Dance (୨ৎ)
Aaron Hotchner x reader (Y/N (she/her)) Summary: One night while out with the team, Y/N and Hotch seem to be entirely carefree when their song comes on.
After Hours (✫)
Emily Prentiss x reader x Aaron Hotchner Summary: You stayed late in the office, Emily was your ride and she was still doing paper work. Being bored, you had started a solo dance party...only it didn't stay solo for long.
Dread of Secrets (ꕥ)
Jemily x OC (Natalie Hotchner) summary: Natalie is Aaron Hothcner's younger sister (27) and for seven years she's kept a secret against the BAU, until the day Penelope Garcia slips up and all comes out.
Marvel:
The Innocent Act (୨ৎ)
Wanda Maximoff x reader Summary: Y/N has been in Wanda’s class all four year, and in her final year she starts to get lost in the history of the language. asking for extra help but on the wrong day with the wrong outfit. Wanda, who’s kept control, finally lets free and speaks her mind. A/n~ looking back on this one is actually insane, like this was my first on this app!
Underneath the tree ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Wanda Maximoff x reader (Y/N (she/her)) Summary: Y/N goes home for the holidays. The comfort of home being destroyed by her girlfriend. But soon, after hearing a conversation, Y/N finally falls the shots. And there was someone always waiting for her.
Sacrifice ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
pt. 1 l pt. 2 Wanda Maximoff x reader (Y/N) Summary: Wanda shows up to Kamar-Taj, but she finds something more desired. Something she lost back with Thanos. Her love.
It's a beautiful night (୨ৎ)
Wanda Maximoff x reader (Y/N (she/her)) Summary: While performing at her concert, Y/N has a confession to make.
High school Party (୨ৎ)
Natasha Romanoff x reader (Y/N) Summary: You never were one for high school. at least for the first three years. senior year was your year. But the only thing you couldn't pick out, was Natasha Romanoff. However, one party was all it took.
Winning the witches ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
pt. 1 l pt. 2 Wanda Maximoff x reader x Agatha Harkness Summary: Agatha came to collect the power. Wanda came to get the life she always wanted. Y/N came to protect herself.
Late Night Dancing ( ୨ৎ 𖦹)
Agatha Harkness x reader (Y/N (she/her)) Summary: Y/N is a gamer and plays among us because that's what I was feeling and is dating Agatha who is a big CEO but their relationship is exposed one night.
Curiosity (୨ৎ ✫)
Lilia Calderu x reader Summary: Your an inspiring actress who tends to have late rehearsals. And having no car, you had resorted to a the train. But then one night you meet a mysterious woman who captures your curiosity instantly.
Cards and Clay (୨ৎ ✫)
Lilia Calderu x reader Summary: You move into town and start a new pottery place, you bring in much business and are pleased with your tiny living. Or so you think that's what's happening
When She Calls (masterlist) (୨ৎ 𖦹 ✫)
Lilia Calderu x reader (Life (she/her)) Summary: When Life is asked to make a promise, she doesn't seem to be able to say no. But that promise was going to be served out so much longer than what she could see.
Basement of mysteries (୨ৎ 𖦹 ✫)
Agatha Harness x reader Summary: As Wanda Maximoff's oldest, you just graduated college and your summer living situation brings much more than just your hot neighbor down the hall.
Wednesday:
winter getaway (✫୨ৎ)
Larissa Weems x reader (Y/N) Summary: Y/n and Larissa Weems have never interacted unless needed. Which was almost everyday as Y/n had to explain why a random plant or tree had appeared in the courtyard. So when a friend convinces Y/n out of the comfort zone at the school getaway, many things happen.
sex in the flowers (✫୨ৎ)
Larissa Weems x reader (Y/N) Summary: You haven't been in the game long, but when you met Larissa Weems, your life changed. And after a few months of meeting, you quits your job. On the last meeting you have, you try to tell her but Larissa just wont listen.
sensitive baby ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Larissa Weems x reader Summary: As the first hybrid teacher at Nevermore, you did everything you could to find your place. Which included taking charge to plan the Raven.
School For Good and Evil:
you're all mine ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Leonora Lesso x reader (Y/N (she/her) Summary: Y/N was meant to be an Ever, but what happens as she becomes a Never?
Dragons Oh My! ( 𖦹 ୨ৎ )
Leonora Lesso x reader (Y/N Summary: Y/N and Lesso have been dating for a long time, but the three words have never been said, always implied. One day Y/N is with the other ever teachers and gets upset at their conversation.
Other's:
an interview online (୨ৎ)
Sandra Bullock x reader (Y/N (she/her)) Summary: During the pandemic,Y/N and Sandra decide to move in after a few years of datings. And what better time than a pandemic. With their relationship hidden from the world, a single shadow could finally bring light to them.
#reader insert#marvel#agatha harkness#fanfic#x y/n#lilia calderu#abbot elementary#melissa schemmenti#melissa schemmenti x reader#lilia calderu x reader#emily prentiss x reader#emily prentiss#jennifer jareau x reader#aaron hotch x reader#aaron hotchner#sandra bullock#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#wanda maximoff#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x you#leonora lesso#the school for good and evil#larissa weems x reader#larissa weems#oc character#larissa x reader#wanda x reader#jj x reader#natasha x reader
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New Friends Part 1
Scott was my best friend. It's every girl's dream to have a gay best friend like Scott. He was funny and kind. Guys were never threatened by him either because he was just a 5’5 beanpole. Scott was hanging out with me in my bedroom with my boyfriend Robby. The three of us were enjoying a movie. Scott was on the floor while I was cuddled up with Robby on the bed.
Robby was a perfect boyfriend, a 6 '5 slab of beautifully sculpted muscle. His arms were larger than Scotts entire leg and his pecs made perfect pillows. He was a quiet guy but had a massive dick to make up for it. He was also very sweet, giving me thoughtful presents constantly. My favorite was a heart locket with strands of his hair in it so we’re always together. I’ve seen Scott steal a peak at my boyfriend quite a few times but Robby was 100% straight.
Scott looked up at us on the bed “you guys are so lucky to have each other.”
I smiled back at him. Scott was very single, no gay guy was ever interested in him. I was trying to figure out what to say to him when my bedroom door flung open. It was my brother, Vince. If there was anyone objectively hotter than my boyfriend it was my brother. That might sound fucked up but it was true he had everything Robby had but add in a brooding attitude and manliness Robby can’t compete with. The only problem was he was an asshole who hated me.
“Hey Melissa I see your loser friend is over.”
I rolled my eyes, Scott just sat there quietly, obviously overwhelmed by Vince’s presence before finally opening his mouth “Oh um yeah, hi Vince how are you.”
“You are such a gay freak.” Vince chuckled. “Anyway Melissa I’m here because I decided I’m sick of you always bringing your boyfriend over especially when I need a new best friend.”
I was confused until I saw Vince reveal a book from behind his back. Our family comes from a powerful line of witches and that book is the family spellbook. I realized too late however as with just a few magic words a spell hit Robby right in the face.
“Robby, what did he just do to you!”
I watched as Robby sat up, his face contorted into a sneer. “It’s Rob bitch, now leave me alone so I can hang with my bro Vince.”
My heart dropped as ‘Rob’ stood up and walked away with Vince. Just like that I had lost my boyfriend.
Over the next few days everything changed for me. Rob was over almost everyday but he was a different person. He now had that same brooding energy as my brother and they did everything together. I would watch them as they came back from the gym, threw a ball around, or harassed Scott. Robby never would have mistreated Scott but Rob seemed to love it just like Vince. The two of them would bring girls home too which really stung. When Rob saw me instead of love in his eyes it was annoyance. I was now just his best friend’s dumb sister instead of his girlfriend. My heart was shattered and all I could think of was revenge.
Rob’s Perspective
“Bro I can’t believe I was ever with your bitch sister. This body was meant to be shared.” Rob flexed one of his massive biceps.
Vince chuckled, popping his massive pecs in response “Yeah and no more of those pussy sweaters and shit she had you in. Only compression shirts and sweats to show off to the ladies.”
They were on their way to a club planning a wild night, Robby used to never drink, but Rob pounded beers like it was water.
That wasn’t the only way Rob changed though. His once brown hair had turned blonde just like Vince, his voice dropped an octave to resemble his new friends as well as his muscles swelled to match his bro.
It didn’t take long for Rob and Vince to find Bimbos to hook up with at the club, they took them both to the bathroom excited to drop a load. Both of them entered the handicap stall. Rob took his massive dick out and started to stroke it up and down, hips gyrating as he did. He lowered his pants more just below his ass causing his bubble but to shake a little. He bent his bimbo over and without any foreplay shoved his dick into her. His shaft quickly thrusting as a deep moan rumbled in his throat. Vince had done the same to his girl, grabbing her hair with one hand as he put his muscled torso to good use.
The two bros were so focused on their chicks they didn’t even notice as Melissa entered the bathroom. She had found the family spellbook from where Vince had hidden it and now it was time for her revenge. A spell once cast could not be undone but it can be altered by a new spell.
Rob was close to finishing his ass starting to clench in anticipation. He hardly noticed as the space around him changed. The men in the bathroom were now mostly shirtless, all of them extremely well muscled and attractive. In fact even Rob and Vince’s shirts had vanished. There was also now a suspicious number of men kissing other men. Rob felt his dick get closer and closer as the twink underneath him let out a moan before his load filled up the guy's ass. He pulled out, the boy's ass still leaking. Vince finished too, and they both pulled back on their thongs and went back to the club.
Rob felt like something was off but couldn’t put his finger on it as he rubbed up against a jock's ass. He looked towards his bro Vince as he watched him get spanked by a very sexy leather daddy. He realized he did find his friend very attractive. Rob possessively walked up to Vince placing a hand on his muscular arm. “Hey, what if we took this back to your place.”
Vince’s eyes went wide with anticipated pleasure as they left. In the car Rob felt a strange fog in his head before shaking it off, he loved his boyfriend and best bro and was so excited to get home.
The second they entered the house Vince picked up Rob by the ass and pinned him against the wall. Rob wrapped his well defined legs around Vince’s waist as they kissed. Tongues darting back and forth as deep moans were exchanged. Vince lowered Rob down before bending just slightly to Rob’s chest, Vince glanced up predatorily before beginning to lick Rob’s meaty pec settling on his nipple, biting it gently. Rob whimpered, running his hand across Vince’s chiseled face before reaching upward and grabbing his soft blonde hair. Rob with a fistful of Vince’s hair in hand forced Vince onto his knees. Vince lowered Rob’s jock and a thick cock bounced out slapping him in the face. Vince’s tongue ran once down the shaft while his hand gripped the base. His mouth gently began cradling one of Rob’s balls in his mouth causing Rob to exude an uncharacteristically high moan. Vince carefully released him before greedily taking him into his mouth gagging as he did. Rob gripped Vince’s hair tighter as he began to fuck his face. Vince ran his free hand down Rob’s abs as the thrusting increased in pace faster and faster until he pulled back just in time for Rob to splatter Vince’s face.
Both panting hot and sweaty. Neither noticed Melissa watching from the stairs. “Now it's time to get a boyfriend back.”
#gay#jock transformation#male transformation#mental change#personality tf#mental tf#muscle growth tf
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The fact that shauna gets so much hate and now Melissa does too is proof that all of you who clampur for morally gray (and frankly darker than light gray) characters don't ACTUALLY want them. You want fake bad boys with hearts of gold and women in leather who look hot and badass but actually aren't bad people at all and have always done everything they do for some good purpose.
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Everything about how Coach Ben's Trial plays out just makes me feel so sad and devastated for all of them. I can't even hate them for what they did or are about to do. They're just kids, man.
Shauna is grieving and angry and postpartum and scared, and she's got nowhere to put any of that except onto Ben, the grown up--who didn't burn the cabin down but who did turn away from her when she needed him most. It's a powerful thing when you're that age and angry/sad/frustrated about everything (bc you're a kid) and to have a safe adult to be pissed at: an adult who cares but isn't perfect (no one is, and you're a kid so you're still learning to accept this), who let you down right at the exact moment you needed them to be the Grown Up with all the answers, and maybe their fuck up was only one of 254884113 things going wrong in your life at that point but you're 17--old enough to know that adults don't have all the answers and young enough that it still feels like they should, and when they don't, that's their fault too.
It's irrational, immature, and dangerous (Thy name is Shauna Shipman), which is what kids are, and what each of these kids are, to varying degrees; and why Shauna gets her way in the end.
It isn't their coach's fault that their plane crashed, that they starved for months, that they resorted to eating their team captain, that they let Javi drown so they could gut him and eat him, that Shauna's baby was stillborn, or that their cabin burned down. But they're kids and everything is awful and in between all the awful the adult in the room dropped the ball when they needed him, and now the trauma, and guilt, and shame, and pain, and rage has to go somewhere, and Coach Ben is a more tangible target than an invisible wilderness god. It doesn't matter that he clearly didn't set the fire and doesn't wish them any harm, the lie is too convenient.
If Coach Ben set the cabin on fire, Mari doesn't have to own up to the fact that she didn't tell the truth when she got back to camp, that she let the others continue thinking their coach was out there still hunting them.
If Coach Ben set the cabin on fire, there's no need for Travis to rock the boat and stand up for the only other person besides himself to be as disgusted and horrified at what the others did to his little brother.
If Coach Ben set the cabin on fire, Van (the only other person besides Shauna and Melissa to vote Guilty every time) doesn't have to worry about the others taking a second look at what her sleepwalking girlfriend could have been doing the night of.
If Coach Ben didn't set the cabin on fire, Tai might have to poke deeper at Van's insistence on his guilt despite all evidence to the contrary, and she might not like the answer. Add to that, if Coach Ben is innocent, then Nat was right to keep what she knew from the rest of them and Tai was wrong to collude with Shauna to her call her out in front of everyone, and maybe that makes Nat a better choice of leader than Tai would've been after all.
If the wilderness says Coach Ben set the cabin on fire, then maybe it's finally starting to speak to Lottie again, maybe she hasn't completely lost her connection to it after all.
And it's so, so fucked up because beneath all of them rallying behind this cruel, vengeful, childish decision to blame Coach Ben anyway is an understandable desire to have a say in all the uncertainty and turmoil that's taken over their lives by this point. That adolescent need for control--not just over your environment but your emotions, especially the negative ones--can make kids living in the best circumstances lash out. Here, with everything the Yellowjackets have been through and have already done, it was always going to have the worst possible outcome. And watching it all play out as an adult is just--ughhhhh. Heartbreaking.
Because that adolescent turmoil that makes you an angry freakshow who lashes out at the right people at the wrong times, or (more often than not) the wrong people at the wrong times--sometimes knowingly? That's normal. This is the time to be that way. You're supposed to have the space to get it all out and grow past it.
But the Yellowjackets don't and won't, and it'll ruin them, especially the ones that make it out alive.
Yeah, Shauna, taking your rage and grief out on Coach Ben feels good to you now; taking any action, even if it's clearly the wrong one, feels powerful and right in the moment, but it won't last. The rest of you lemmings letting her have her way for your own reasons feel justified for now, but that won't last either. By the time the full weight of what you've done hits you, it'll be too late. When the regret comes you won't know how to face it and you never will, and so you'll be stuck. You'll be 17 and haunted at 20 and 30 and 45, still getting in your own way and not realizing it until it's too late. You'll get older but you'll never grow up, and you'll never understand why.
#and that's really fucking sad bro#yellowjackets#yellowjackets season 3#yellowjackets spoilers#shauna shipman#natalie scatorccio#taissa turner#van palmer#taivan#shaunahat#yj s3
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