#meh i'm not happy with this but eh

[angeltism]

dabi for the ask game?

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | i don’t kno

[carmenized-onions]

Chicago's Kindest | Blurb #02 - Good.

logline; sometimes you just need to hear someone else say it.

[!!!] series history; not a new chapter!! but like, it's fun, and it's better than the nothing you've been getting, eh?

portion; 2k, just over.

pairing; A platonic Rich & Chip fic, for the boys

tasting notes; a pepper of hurt? a bunch of comfort? I'd describe it as fluff, I think.

possible allergies; this blurb is AFTER the next chapter coming out whenever it comes out (Chapter 16). So. Get into that grindset man. there's a fun thing in this hinting at a fun thing to come !! so!! have fun!! You should definitely read the other chapters in the series before this!!

Not a new chapter baby I'm sorry! But I was noodling around this idea, and I think perhaps you may like it. Should blurbs go on the masterlist? Idk.

When you finally tell Richie he's a good dad, it's when both of you least expect it. Mostly because you weren't trying to tell him at all that day. 

It's January. About a week before the Taylor Swift concert. About a week into back to back to back reservations. Richie’s been burning the candle at both ends— He always gets tipped well, so it's not like it's not worth it. He's fucking Richie. He's the go to. He's good with people. ...Right?

Richie might care too much, might write himself in the schedule too much, might cover for wait staff at a moment's notice too much, might do research on guests in his off hours too much, might push himself to be present at every waking moment too much.

He wishes Carmen noticed, he's certain Carmen doesn't. 

He's taking two personal days for the concert. How dare he? He wouldn't do it under normal circumstances, but his sweets takes priority. 

Carmen, his Highness, will certainly notice time-off before anything else. Fucker.

To make up for it, Richie's working a double shift today. And he's made a ten-page pamphlet on all the reservations and details of the guests that'll be coming in while he's gone. He's good. He's Richie. He's a really good manager, a stellar host, fantastic with people. 

Is he a good dad? 

Probably not. Because he scheduled his make-up hours and didn't think to double check his custody hours. Deadbeat. God, fuck you, Carmen. 

It wasn't entirely his fault. Tif asked if he'd want the extra weekend since something about wedding planning came up. And he did, he always does. More time with Eva is good time with Eva.

And usually he's very good at plugging that into his calendar but he got the call at a very busy time on his shift and he just said yes before actually putting it in and then forgot— Who remembers anything that happens in a phone call? She should’ve sent him a summary email—it got away from him, suffice to say. Then Tif texted asking ‘Hey, when are you coming to pick her up?’ and then suddenly he's the bad guy? Deadbeat. Bad dad. Richie Bad News. Fucked accent. Fuck you, David. Fuck executive chefs all together, just write them all off. 

He called around asking any and everyone if they could take Eva off his hands for just a couple hours, but Richie hasn’t really had many connections since his one connection kicked his bucket. The rest of his connections work the same hours as him, at the same fucked establishment as him. 

Well, that’s what he thought, until he complained about this to you over the phone, first thing in the morning, before he’s set to pick up Eva. 

“I could take her.” The words are lovely and jumbled. He can hear you shovelling scrambled eggs into your mouth. “Could just make Lu cover bar, he’s been wanting to test drive alone anyways.”

Excuse Richie, but he’s always been one to look a gift horse in the mouth. It’s a habit. “Isn’t the whole point of test driving to have someone watching you?” He wishes he was eating eggs too, but again, candle’s on fire. He’s choking down a Kashi bar and attempting to be happy about it.

“Meh.” Is all you reply. Meh. “He’s a talented ass chef, he can handle making some fuckin’ cocktails without me over his shoulder.” 

Even still, he’s got to work out all the kinks. “Carmen’s gonna be pissed.” But you both know, while he’ll have a less than stellar day without you, he will have a fucking awful day without Richie. 

“He will live.” There’s a moment of silence, as you finish chewing down your last few bites of breakfast. “…Would you please give me the gift of some long overdue Eva time, Rich?”

And when you put it like that, when you put it like he’s actually the one doing you the favour… Eva is dropped off at your place an hour before he has to clock in. It’s a touch hurtful how excited she is to spend a couple hours with you instead of him. 

“It’s the return of the champ!” But he gets it, as soon as they arrive, and you’re out front on your stoop ready to throw fake punches at Eva like a boxing coach. “They said she’d never be back in the ring folks—” And picking her up. “But here she is, better than ever, ready to face any and every challenger! E-E-Eva!”

Easy for anyone to get excited at the idea of hanging out with you. He wishes he could join in for even a few minutes, but it’s not in the cards— Nor today’s packed schedule. Rich promptly and tiredly runs over everything you need to know for the day, leaning against your doorway as Eva runs around in your apartment. 

“Full of energy today, get ready to be ever so slightly annoyed because she will not stop playing the why game today.” 

“Hm.” You hum, not the least bit annoyed by the idea. “I played that a lot too, I think. It’s simply karma.”

There’s a sigh of a smile on Richie’s face. God he looks burnt out. You won’t prod, though your worried face does plenty on its own. “Can I make you a coffee or somethin’ before you head out, Rich?” 

“No, no, it’s good.” He’s quick to shake his head, straightening up off your door. “I’ll get Copenhagen to make me somethin’, test drive, y’know?”

“A’right.” All you can do is shrug. “I will feed her the normal foods at the normal times, make her take her two naps, and we will be mostly screenless, if we can help it. But I think I fuck with Bluey more than she does, so…”

“I owe you.” 

The reply is off the cuff, “No you don’t, just bring me back a dead plate or somethin’.” 

Richie smiles and nods, but there’s a hesitation to it. And whether you notice it, or he even notices it himself, he’s not sure. But as you close the door, you peek it open, noticing something. You surprise the man, when you suddenly reach out and lightly slap his neck. You scratch at scruff that isn’t there, smiling. 

He lined up his beard. Richie listens. Even when he doesn’t want to.

“Good man.”

You close the door with a smile, like you didn’t just blast open his brain. You know what to say even when Richie doesn’t know what he wants to hear. And all he wants to hear is good. Good job. Everyone sees the work you’re putting in. You’re valuable. 

“What the fuck— Richard, no surprises—” “Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, of course surprises—” “It’s gonna make a mess—” “If Chip were here, you wouldn’t have a problem—” “Well she’s not here, isn’t she? She’s at home taking care of your kid—”

“W—Woah-holy-shit—” Syd has to elbow her way between Carmen and Richie— And a pinata— To break up this fight. “Way too personal too fast, straighten it the fuck up, Chef.” 

She rubs her chest with her fist, and Carmen returns it, after a deep breath. A thousand yard stare towards no one, as he apologizes— Well, he never really says it, but when he says, “My fault. I’m hot.” He means sorry. 

“You need… A second?” Sydney gestures over his general form. “Want to take your ten?”

“Five. Smoke break. Thank you, chef.” And he’s off. Double entendre. He’s always off, when you’re off. 

Syd turns back to Richie. She replaces you as union rep, when you’re off. She doesn’t ask questions, she doesn’t refuse Richie and his pinata, she doesn’t say, ‘Good idea, Richie, Fantastic research on the couple at table sixteen, Good job finding out that they met at a chocolate museum in Brussels as teenagers on separate school trips. It was all worth it, and you’re so valuable.’

She just says, “I’m not cleaning it up.”

But no skin off his back, he shrugs. It’s not meant to be a thankless job, but it is. “Fair enough.” And he puts on his brightest smile, grabs a bottle of champagne off of your shelf, and puts on a fucking show. 

When he’s finally finished, Richie does remember to grab you a dead plate. Well, more specifically, he grabbed a dead plate and then Carmy asked if it was for you, and when he said yes, the stupid loverboy fuck made him wait as he made you— And only you, a star worthy dinner. Yuck. 

He ate your original dead plate in the meanwhile. Richie texts you all this, sending terribly unflattering photos of Carmen during the whole cooking process. You laugh, over text, and tell him you’ll leave the door unlocked for him— Despite as bad an idea as he thinks that is, he just texts back a thumbs up. 

And when he finishes the exhausting day finally, and drives over to your place, and opens your door with one hand, tupperware in the other— He grimaces, as he can overhear his wonderful daughter playing the extremely aggravating ‘Why?’ game, with you, in the kitchen.

He quietly closes the door, not wanting to cause too much of a commotion. Neither of you seem to hear him, so he’s able to listen in. 

“Why?”

“Why what?”

“Why can’t I use the knife?”

Richie watches from the archway, just peeking slightly. You’re cutting carrots as a late night snack for yourselves. Your back is turned to him and Eva’s sitting on the kitchen counter. She’s not really letting the bowl you’re tossing the carrot sticks in get very full— She’s dipping them in ranch and eating them pretty immediately. 

“Because you might get hurt.”

“Why?”

“Because you’ve got little hands, and this is a big knife.”

“Why?”

“Because weirdly enough, big knives always seem to be the cheapest at my grocery store— I really don’t get it.”

“Hm.” She kicks her legs in the air, thinking of her next line of questioning. “Why are you watching me tonight?”

Because Richie’s forgetful, a bad dad, a typical deadbeat divorcee with half a brain— 

“Because I love you. Duh.” Well, of course you have to say that. 

“Why?”

“Because you’re a good egg.”

“Why?”

“Because your dad— And mum— Made you into a good egg.”

“Why?”

“Because he’s a good dad.”

Oh. Thank God for Eva asking on his behalf, “Why?”

“Because he’s good.” You say it like it’s so simple, mind still focused on cutting carrots, like you’ve said something as easy as describing the weather. 

“Why?”

“Well— I dunno, that’s like asking—” You put down your knife to pick up what’s left of your current carrot. “This carrot, why is it a carrot?”

“...” Eva can’t help but laugh as she answers, “Because it’s a carrot!” 

“Exactly! It’s a carrot! It just is a carrot! You can’t ask a carrot why it’s a carrot— It’s just a carrot!” You chuckle in return, putting the carrot back down to chop it once more.

You shake your head as you answer, “You can’t ask why Richie’s— Why your dad is good. He just is. He’s good.”

If he were still alone in his car with his Kashi bar wrappers hearing this, he’d probably be crying into your tupperware.

But he’s here, so, can’t.

He takes a step into your kitchen— “Th—”

Immediately, you shriek, stepping in front of Eva as you turn around, knife in hand. No coherent words come out of you, just screaming, thinking you’re about to pay repentance for leaving your door unlocked. 

He almost drops your tupperware, holding it up in what is either defense or an offering. “Not a third time, Christ, please God?!”

At least he knows that in a time of crisis, you can go to bat for his kid. 

At least Richie knows his best actively alive friend thinks he’s a good dad; thinks he’s good.

At least Richie will think of your words instead of any execs first, in his head. 

yippee!!!

one day i'll write romance for this guy, one day. maybe.

anyways. sorry for my absence!! i cannot say it will improve my loves. don't worry, we're still finishing CK, it has just REALLY gotten tossed down the laundry list. No one reads these, but, life updates:

Got a new job! In my industry! I'll be working part-time hours there, so I had to talk to my current job about going part time--- And they let me!! Lowkey was hoping my ass would get fired so I'd have more time for you and more importantly, the next thing i'm gonna write about. Alas. We ball.

NOT a we ball moment, PARENT GOT THE BAD DISEASE!!! (fuck cancer!!!) Send sweet thoughts psychically, but not through actual message or asks or anything because i DO hate talking about it, but yknow. that's taken up obviously: most of my time lately!!

so many parties in october man. having our housewarming party next weekend. yes i know it's weird to be normal in this state but that's sort of how life is. we have to keep going?? crazy .

anyways. Hopefully once I start my new position, I can have a concrete schedule for writing. But until then! I'll probably write you short blurbs whenever inspiration hits, so send in requests man!!

Not to be stupid but requests and just talking about writing instead of the big bad evil in my life will do WONDERS for my mental stabilty!! so come yap in my inbox about CK and make me write about it.

love you!!! bed time for me now jesus chrsit.

[lizzaneia-elizalde]

Honestly if you could , how would you rate your yandere cooking for Darling (notably the yandere set 2). Like who would be at the tier having the most divine cooking , very talented to mediocre but still try hard for their darling to being banned from entering the kitchen forever cause of fire hazard from frying an egg?? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Also do you mind if i become 🐧 anon??

Yandere men and their cooking

I'll be answering this and my last ask, then i'll go write my last 3 yanderes, then opening inbox again! I'm still sick unfortunately, so it'll take some time.

YAN! DELINQUENT: 8/10

Liam is a good cook! He definitely prepares the meanest lunch meals out there. Househusband material, he literally has to feed himself by living through his wage and the money his parents give him, so he might as well enjoy! So rest assured he will feed you homely foods that you'll enjoy.

Fav food to cook: pepper beef on rice (quick, efficient, and tastes good!)

YAN! BULLY: 2/10

Eh.. Uno is pampered a lot. What he can probably only make is a scrambled egg, and that's on accident cuz he broke the yolk and mixed it to say "it's intentional". So, unfortunately, you have to cook, or a personal chef. Nothing in between. Unless you're okay with eggs everyday, every time to eat.

Fav food to cook: eggs. (That's the only thing he can cook)

YAN! NSFW ASMRTIST: 9.5/10

Rose definitely cooks the best stuff out there. He's been living by himself for a long, long time so he had time to read cook books, and he definitely watches Hell's Kitchen in his free time. So, expect food for the gods when he cooks for you.

Fav food to cook: Low and slow stew and soups. Meaty, hearty, and pairs well with rice (Full of love, affection, and time.)

YAN! ISEKAI'ED ADVENTURER: 5/10

Aeron is basic when it comes to cooking. He basically only cooks to make sure it's edible, non poisonous, and fulfilling. If he had a choice really, he would just do eat fruits and veggies raw. And when he does cook for you, unfortunately it's not anything remarkable. JUST LIE THOUGH AND SAY IT TASTES GOOD.

Fav food to cook: none... (It's a hassle)

YAN! PLAYER: 10/10

Surprised? He's blessed by the gods. How can this man be awful at cooking? Sure, he would prefer to not cook anything at all, but Amor would be extremely good at it despite not really cooking much because of his blessings. He would be really happy to cook for you though. Anything you want will be miraculously made close to perfection if it's not perfect already.

Fav food to cook: Any of your favorite foods gourmet style (he loves to spoil you while boasting about his... Ill-gotten skills)

YAN! PARASITE:6/10

Acheron knew how to follow instructions, so food is above average at most. As long as the recipe was good, and reviews are nice, then you know you are in good hands. Acheron will cook you food from your favorite cookbooks, so please, don't be shy and send him a link, or gift him a book. He'll be more than happy to cook for you.

Fav food to cook: The simple recipe ones (less chance of messing up the flavor)

YAN! EMPEROR: 0/10

"No. I will not do something like cook."

YAN! COLLEGE STUDENT:8.5/10

Alpheus is a great cook actually, but he never really enjoyed it. He usually does the cooking when Ignatius comes to his home to hang out or teach him how to adapt socially. But, he'll be happy cooking for you.

Fav food to cook: squid ink pasta, and margarita pizza (sharing food for when you or Ignatius eat with him)

YAN! DEEP SEA CREATURE: 0/10

"What is... Cooking?"

YAN! HUNTER: 7/10

Orion is one of those grill dads. Most of the time it's seafood too. But you can guarantee that it will be the most delicious grilled seafood you'll eat. Other meats? Meh... It's more or less okay. His specialty lies by the sea. He will not be opposed in cooking land or sky meat though, just say the word.

Fav food to cook: grilled oysters with cheese or caviar, and lobster with butter baste (best tasting food with low effort)

YAN! KING: 0/10

"A king doesn't cook."

YAN! GOD: 4/10

Well, Liviticus can't cook unless it's very simple like rice and eggs, or like... Ramen. Basically only 1-3 stepped cooking. Cuz essentially, with him being a god, he can just summon the food from thin air. So like, he's your automatic food dispenser. If you want to teach him though, then he would love to.

Fav food to cook: Ramen (Technically not cooking)

YAN! PROSECUTOR: 9/10

Yuta, of course, knows how to cook and he cooks well. Surprisingly, he's into baking. And that's his mastery. He just doesn't have time to cook or bake at all due to being a prosecutor. But if you ask him to, then he will gladly bake or cook for you.

Fav food to make: macarons (time consuming, delicate, and needs his full attention that can distract him from his job and reality)

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So ranking from basically perfect to definitely not

PLAYER>ASMRTIST>PROSECUTOR>COLLEGE STUDENT>DELINQUENT>HUNTER>PARASITE>ISEKAI'ED ADVENTURER>GOD>BULLY>EMPEROR=DEEP SEA CREATURE=KING

[heretherebedork]

Rating the GMMTV BL 2025 Trailers

A little late but I'm okay with that. Doing this after finally spotting @absolutebl's list and remembering I hadn't done it. Let's go!

Cat For Cash: ... Look, I'm a sucker for magic and for animals and, frankly, for First and Khaotung. Very much looking forward to this little adventure with the hopes that the more fluffy stuff GMMTV does will continue to make me happy.

Dare You To Death: Serious adults! Joong getting to smile in a role! I look forward to it all. Very glad not to see another university adventure for them and something that's both serious but also has some levity.

Boys in Love: PODPAPANG TEACHER ROMANCE. Also high schoolers in love. S'all good, right up my alley.

Memoir of Rati: It's historical, it's got AouBoom, it's got suits... it's a lot but I always fear for sad endings with historicals so... it's here but with a bit of apprehension.

Head 2 Head: Bad Buddy meets I Saw You In My Dream? Yeah, I can do that. I can handle that. Plus a second chance romance on the side? Oooo. That's truly rare.

Love You Teacher: I don't mind this kind of thing plus as someone who works in a school and has seen teachers who really should not be working with kids work with kids... I wanna see one where that teacher has to learn to do better. I'm down for it, I can handle anything and I love Perth and Santa in theory and individually.

That Summer: I dunno, it could be good and I really like the side couple from the looks of it but prince/commoner with amnesia and at least attempted hidden identity just always goes wrong for me. Lying is my least favorite trope, y'all.

Burnout Syndrome: Might be Jittirain... but is also OffGun and has Dew and Gun in black lipstick with a lipring? I can handle a lot for that fashion choice and this height differences, frankly. (I am lying, I can't, aesthetics never outweigh shows and characters for me but LET ME LIE TO MYSELF.)

Ticket To Heaven: Look, they're amazing actors, okay? But honestly the whole Christian religion is basically the wild west to me and I don't have any relationship or understanding of it so it just kind of.... exists. But they are good and it does look good so why not?

My Magic Prophecy: I don't have many thoughts on this one? Like, it just feels like it's... there. I'll watch it, I might even enjoy it, but it feels very much just like... a show that will exist.

A Dog and A Plane: Eh. Ehhhh. I like the idea in some ways but I found most of the trailer to be secondhand embarassment rich and I never like that. I do like the idea of the story, I really do, falling in love with someone and finding out he's being cheated on by the person he loves and also a second romance about the affair partner? I can handle it.

Me and Thee: I just don't tend to like GMMTV comedies, okay?

My Romance Scammer: Again, lying is my least favorite trope. I'll watch it. But I don't expect much from it.

Melody of Secrets: I don't like horror, I have only liked ForceBook in Peaceful Property and the trailer itself felt very empty. I am meh.

Only Friends: Dream On: Why? Just... Why? The only upside to this show is a hope that Neo makes out with more homies. Also to let branded pairs kiss other homies. But... yeah. Yeaaaah. I expect this to be rough and unfulfilling.

Keep in mind, this list has nothing to do with quality and everything to do with my very subjective taste.

[missuswalker]

love languages with stan's gang + butters !

✮ summary: going through the boys' love languages, giving and receiving ✮ warnings: suggestive themes (i bet you can guess who caused this) and mentions of vomit

kyle broflovski

giving ok, hear me out. kyle would love to spoil you. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. he's always so worried about what people think of him, and in his head, by giving you gifts, he thinks he's winning you over. it doesn't have to be anything big, it can be something small, like a leaf he found on the sidewalk that kinda looks like a heart. his favorite thing to buy you, though, is clothes. that way if someone compliments what you're wearing, he can be all like, "yeah, i picked that out. i bought that, that was me." another thought i'm having is that in front of everyone he'd be all like "lol ugly" but then IMMEDIATELY would text you to tell you how beautiful you are and that he was just kidding.

receiving

physical touch. period. he loves when you wrap your arms around his, he likes to show you off. not big on pda, but will try to get you to kiss him in front of kenny to show that you're his and his only. also words of affirmation, please tell him that you like his hair and that you think hanukkah is interesting.

stan marsh

giving

soooo big on quality time. constantly asking to hang out. meh on dates, he'll take you out every once in a while, but prefers to stay in his room. idk, he just likes staring at you silently while you're on your phone in the comfort of his own home. doesn't like when you talk to randy though, it annoys him. he's also very into physical touch for the same reason as kyle. to show you off. GUYS DON'T WORRY, HE WON'T THROW UP ON YOU (maybe)

recieving guys. ACTS. OF. SERVICE. brush out his emo, crusty ass hair after he gets drunk and vomits everywhere, or run him a bath after he spends to much time with randy. he will love you so, so much. do his skin care please. "no, i don't want that shit on my face, that's gay." bullshit. he wants you to do it so bad. do it. he's pretending to hate it so if cartman finds out, he can claim he was forced into it. adding words of affirmation again, it just makes him happy.

kenny mccormick

giving

do i even have to go over this? i will anyways. buying you cars 🤭😻. i'm kidding, obviously. he would if he could. but it's physical touch. very happy to have a hand on your thigh. or your ass. he loves having an arm around your shoulder or your waist when he can't hug you. this idiot always has to be touching you. he also likes quality time. when he's not working, he's touching all your shit in your room while you tell him about your day. (don't mention another guy unless you want to be aesthetically pounded 🥰)

recieving

ok, let me explain this. receiving gifts FOR HIS FAMILY. he'll feel guilty if you get him something only he can use. buy karen a new doll and he'll be on his knees. (or you'll be on yours) anyways, he likes physical touch too. obviously. he takes what he can get, he doesn't prefer one love language over another.

eric cartman

giving

very physical touch oriented. holding your hand, making out, hitting you, you know. NOT LIKE, WHERE IT'S PAINFUL. well... sometimes it hurts a little. he's not literally abusive in this au guys 😻 he matured 00000.2 precent. he's not much of anything else, maybe quality time. he likes making out with you in front of kyle. i don't really need to explain that, i don't think.

recieving

likes getting gifts. if you give him something small, like a flower, he'll act like he hates it, but keeps it in his toothbrush holder. you know, the cups where you put your toothbrush. he tries to fix his act and be appreciative sometimes. he also likes words of affirmation. "carty poo you're so muscular 😻😻" jk, but compliment him, like, twice a week.

butters stotch

giving

physical touch is his favorite. doesn't care if he gets grounded for holding your hand at the dinner table, he'll do it anyways. surprisingly, he's eh on cuddling, just because his arm falls asleep from staying too still, but likes to be touching you if you're sleeping next to each other. his back against yours, you putting your face into the crook of his neck. you know, the good stuff. he also loves complimenting you! he thinks you deserve to know how beautiful, funny, and smart you are.

receiving

words of affirmation, words of affirmation, words of affirmation. "you're so pretty, butters" "oh, geez, that's too sweet." gets very smiley. pleaseeeeeeeee tell him how much you love him. he also likes when you scratch his head and, like, mess with his hair. he also likes when you put your head in his lap, idk why but it makes him feel very brave and strong.

a/n: i have no idea what to write, help

[wannaeatramyeon]

You hit the nail on the head! I‘ll ask for more professional assessment: honest opinion on Crystal?

Following on from my ramblings about Sally Park. Oops! Edited to add in Zoe too.

Well written female characters in Lookism? Uhh...

When the bar is at an all time low, it's really not hard to step over it.

At this point, I've been pavloved to think that any female character that expresses a personality trait other than 'simp' is pretty good. Simp is fun when it's part of a list of characteristics (Zack, Ryuhei). Not so much when it's the only thing.

Long live PTJ, the greatest feminist. Anyway.

Female characters I like

Mary Kim

Love her. Empress of 2 seconds. Queen of my heart.

Surprisingly kept a platonic relationship with Vin Jin, showing quite a healthy mixed gender friendship. Sassy and smart. Loyal. Good taste in men (Jace). Is shown having a life and interests outside of a man.

On my hands and knees praying that PTJ doesn't ruin her. Kinda glad she hasn't appeared in a while so she is kept away from his incessant need to turn everyone into a love interest.

Lua Im

Once we got over the odd Johan panels, which I heard the Korean audience didn't like and I'm quite happy about, she's fine. And it's not that I care that much about Johan staying a single dog-dad, I just needed a coherent reasoning/build up why they would be interested in one another.

Lua has potential.

Sourcing intel, even impressing the likes of Gun? A little Muay Thai knowledge? Jake and Jerry scared of her? Lol. Ok. Good. Let's build on this.

Just please don't white knight her.

Crystal Choi (meh)

And Ms. Choi, because anon specifically asked. I really don't mind her? I know she's meant to be anti-Lookism but still judges people based on their looks eh. That's fine. Pretty realistic actually. Whatever.

She can be a bit bitchy for no reason. So can I. Handwaving all that.

What I do take issue with though, is her so called title of Business Genius. Please show me the chapter where she actually does something to earn that title besides the one where other people ooh-ed and aah-ed over her in the meeting with DG.

Wow she's sooooo gorgeous. Ok good for her. If that's the route they're taking her character then at least OWN. THAT. SHIT. Use her beauty and looks to sign deals and get what she wants. GOOD. DO IT.

Zoe Park (also meh... Wait)

Sorry anon, I think 'really well written' is a bit of a reach... She does have some decent character development, starting as quite a flighty, shallow girl and then showing that she has a heart of gold, liking both Daniels and. Huh.

Wait. You're right. She is pretty well written. She's selfless and kind and loyal to her friends, putting up with Logan's bullshit. There's enough of a character arc for her from the Zoe we're introduced to at first.

And I do like that she's good at maths too.

Wasted potential

Minseong Kang (Jake's momma)

Appreciate this is the older generation and from a much more conservative culture. Saying that, I am so over the slighted and bitter housewife rotting at home while her big powerful husband cheats on her.

And then some sort of marriage redemption cos they pop out a kid. Whatever. (Sorry Jake bb, I love you).

If you were going to do that, give me the most toxic red flag shit where they are constantly at each other's THROATS. Show me how they are equals. Can't live with or without one another. That's the good kinda shit.

Leonn Lee

I just. What the fuck was this.

A girl in Burn Knuckles? A group that reeks of testerone and (positive) masculinity? Show us why she joined! Show us why she stays. SURPRISE. Main character trait?? Having a crush on Vasco.

She could have been SO interesting. And she obviously trains, why not get her to fight?

Hate for irrational reasons

Joy Hong

Listen, she's not really in enough or significant enough for me to really feel one way or another about her. BUT. The reason I HATE her is because I was trying to write a headcanon involving everyone and then I got to Joy and I was STUMPED.

Sub in a plank of wood, and it would have the same depth of personality.

Truly. Who is she apart from Jay's sister and a Daniel simp? At least everyone else has something.

Others

I don't really think about them. Sera Shin has potential I guess.

And of course a special mention to Daniel's momma. She's not exactly a unique character, but who doesn't love her?

LET. THEM. FIGHT.

Lastly. Why can't we see women fight? Like the men's fights are realistic LOL. Ultra instinct? Smashing through walls? So why are women fighting men outside the realms of this.

And yes yes. Men are SoOoOoOo strong. But can they take a kick to the balls?

Are you saying Gun Park has been training his dick and balls and would be able to eat a hit there? He wouldn't go down like a heap of shit??

HUH. TELL ME THAT.

In Summary

Mary by and large is pretty well written. Lua has improved.

I don't care much about anyone else.

And I wanna see Gun, Goo, Sammy, Vin etc. get kicked in the balls in a fight.

[avionvadion]

I'm wondering. Why doesn't Jamil click with you as a character exactly? Don't get me wrong. It's totally fine if you don't like him. People have every right to hate a character for whatever reason. Hell, I'm not a huge fan of Sebek, Crewel and Rook myself. I'm just curious, because you never really gave an actual explanation, at least far as I'm aware.

So, when Jamil was introduced, his backstory not yet revealed, he was just kinda "meh" for me. My sister loved him, still does really, but I was like, "Eh, not really feeling this character". Then he mind controlled and locked Yuu and Grim up, forcing them into physical labor they did not consent to. They had to literally dig a hole in the floor and run away on a magic carpet.

Sure, Leona plotted to hurt a bunch of people using Ruggie's unique magic and Vil almost killed Neige, but they didn't freaking torture anyone. Granted, Azul did do something similar to Jamil in that he enslaved the entire student body, but they did sign contracts. They knew fully well what they were getting into if they failed to fulfill their side of the contract. Did Azul cheat using Jade and Floyd to ensure he won??? Yes. But was the agreement still there??? YES.

The victims of Azul's scheme knew what was going to happen to them. Yuu and Grim did not know about Jamil's scheme or what they were getting into. He mind controlled them, mind controlled Kalim, and tortured everyone in Scarabia. Also, seeing how he acts in his dream in Book Seven... I dislike him even more. Man is both so cunning but also so stupid. Leona and Malleus would wipe the floor with him if they ever fought. They won't fall over and drop out of school if he hurls a few spells at them. Like YEESH.

Sure, the dream may be amplifying his worst traits in an effort to make him happy, but the dream's "story" is still being crafted by Jamil himself- just as Leona's was, and how it took such a dark turn because of his depression and pragmatic views, knowing the only way for him to be king would be if something horrible happened to his family and he had no choice but to take on the role, and firmly believed everything he does as king would destroy everything and make everyone hate him. Jamil likely truly believes deep down that Malleus and Leona are people he can take down.

I understand his backstory and why he acts the way he does. I can appreciate his character arc and his growth as a character. I do enjoy his conversations and banter with other characters. His talks with Leona in STYX and his teasing of Sebek in the Nightmare Before Christmas event were fantastic. But also. He's the only member of the cast that I really do not like.

Rest assured, though, Jamil fans. While I do plan on having El hate him for what he does in his arc, I'm not gonna bash on his character. I fully intend to write him properly.

He is my sister's favorite and I do not wish to be hated by her. T_T Or receive angry comments from you guys. I will very likely cry.

Hopefully this makes sense.

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you and your brain

summary in which you're a study vlogger and he's your biggest supporter.

pairing lando norris x fem! psych student! reader

genre fluff, smau

warning hate comments for like 1 second. might be cringe i hope not tho lol

a/n in honor of me starting my psych journey next week🫡 ps. not the biggest fan of the tweets but yanno.

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yourusername exams stacking up before winter break. STUDY TIP: study with someone that cares about you! even if they aren't even in school (cough lando couch). they'll make sure you take your breaks and hydrate :) happy studying

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landonorris i love you and your brain -> liked by yourusername -> user1 i need a lando in my life -> carloszains55 me too.

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user3 lando = wag materiel -> landonorris thank you.

user4 i could never study psych 😭

user5 oscar and y/n are so cute :(

oscarpiastri when is your holiday? -> yourusername like a week -> landonorris 1 week, 3 days, 4 hours, and 23 seconds as of typing. -> oscarpiastri but who's really counting right?

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user1 so she's making him spend his holiday watching her... study. -> user2 she's not making him do anything. and if she supports him weekend after weekend why can't he? -> user1 he's worked hard all season and he can't even relax because his gf is dragging him down. -> user3 bro what💀 she's literally a psychology student, she's been working hard too. and she isn't dragging him down, she's literally just studying and he's supporting her.

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user4 i do not regret dropping out...

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yourusername i love you i love you i love you -> lando.jpg 🧡

user1 lando jpg making a return just for yn🥹

user2 stop they are THE couple.

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[the-writer]

(Disclaimer, I suck at remembering pronouns, so in the times I forgot, I used they/them. If that makes you uncomfortable in any way, please tell me and I will write myself a note) Tw: mention of blood

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Mars and Samah were sitting down for drinks. That's all it was, a few people sitting down for a nice drink, well, that's what it was supposed to be.

"Come on Mary, join us!" Mars encouraged Mary to sit down with them, and with a cheary "Okay!!"  they did. Samah also seemed happy to have Mary join them for drinks, responding to their actions with a " Yay!"

"The gimmick doctor may not be here, eh, but I can still find the drinks," Mars said while searching through the cabinets of the doctor's lab. Mars was trying to be kind and respectful to the doctors stuff, moving only non important looking things. 

"Eh, sure just remember to make it non alcoholic." Samah said, breaking the silence of the room. They sat there, fiddling their thumbs, knowing something was off about this situation, but continued to play along with whatever Mars had planned.

Mars grabbed out the bottles, making sure to hide the second bottle from both Mary and Samah's view. "Of course!" Mars discreetly pours out a bottle of a drink into two glasses, hiding it away without the other two noticing then getting another bottle of juice out to pour into the third glass. Both liquids looked similar. He takes his own glass and steps back to let them take their glasses.

"Please let this work I swear if it doesn't-" Mars thought, knowing that this might be his only chance.

Samah takes their glass, glancing at it for only a few moments before looking back up at Mars, a newly found smirk on their face.

"Is this the cure me and Mary made, or your poisonous one?" No matter Mars's answer, they knew that they were not going to be drinking it.

Mars, now realizing that Samah knew his plan all along, tried to play it off.

"The poisonous one" he said with a small chuckle. "No, it's just a thing for calming down y'all's hyper state. Helps me sometimes- thought it might do the same for you?" He tried keeping his calm demeanor up, knowing that at any slip up, everything would be ruined.

Mary took a look at their drink and pushed it aside. "Yeah, I'm not drinking that, it has a weird texture to it."

Mars looked over at Mary, with a hint of sympathy before he started to pour another drink. "Here, you can have the same drink I'm having, it's less thick."

Mary started to drink the new drink given to them without a second thought, and without consequence.

Samah, not even taking a second glance at the drink that was just handed to them, pushes it away, spilling some of the contents on the table. "Well, I suspected it from the beginning" they said with a small smug grin on their face.

Mars, now both puzzled and intrigued on what Samah was thinking, decided to ask them what they meant. "Suspected what?"

"That you were trying to cure me and Mary from rabies, once and for all. I am not drinking that"

Mars, now slightly irritated by Samah's response, lets out a small sigh. "Ugh- fine. Do you want some juice though? This one actually tastes pretty nice." He slowly takes a large sip of his drink.

Samah shrugs at Mars's offer. "Nah, I only really did this to chat with you" they turn and start talking to Mary, who had been quiet this entire time.

Mars shrugs back. "Meh- I'm an over thinker y'know? And sometimes, that's a good thing." He takes out a small little water gun and sprays it into Samah's mouth while they're talking to Mary. "Knew that wouldn't work- but hey! One singular particle of that on your tongue and my goal's accomplished hun"

Samah, both in shock that they just got sprayed by a mini water gun and Mars's words raises an eyebrow. "Would this even work? You know, considering my whole thing is 'me being the host to all the rabies?-"

Mars, letting a genuine smile across his face, was happy to answer their question. "Actually, yes! After all, this cure was made specifically for you..."

"Pardon?"

"It. Was. Made. Specifically. For. You. A special cure- all for you" Mars said, his smile growing even bigger.

Samah started to stumble on their words, not knowing how to respond to that statement. "I....uh..."

"What? Cure got your tongue?" 

Samah sits there for a second before remembering something. Something they had overlooked this entire conversation. "Wait, mars... You're in your... Semi-human form right now... Right?"

"Nahh, planet form." He then gestures to himself, definitely in semi-human form. "Yes! Obviously I'm in my semi human form!"

Without a second to pass by, Samah bit down on Mars's neck, leaving two prominent bite marks. Mars stumbled backwards a little bit, mostly out of shock. "Dairy Queen turned me into a vampire earlier, so hah-!"

"Do you know what being a semi-human means for a planet? It means they are immune to most things, including being turned into a vampire" he touched his neck, noticing the red rusty blood dripping from where he got bitten, his blood running down his arm. "You just made me bleed gosh dangit! Hand me some bandages- the strong kind. This is iron oxide, and I'm trying to hold it in.”

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Hope you liked it! Sorry I kinda had to pick one chain of reblogs cause I was getting confused. I also changed some parts so it would be easier on me. (I also didn't include any cussing due to religion)

Characters: @the-red-planet-mars @thee0ne-with-rabies @maryland-officially

[mysteryshoptls]

SSR Idia Shroud Bloom Birthday Voice Lines

When Summoned: With robes dark as night, and these twinkling star accessories... I can't help get psyched 'cause it feels like I'm an RPG mage!

Summon Line: You're a real weirdo, coming to wish a happy birthday to an upperclassman from a different dorm... Meh, can't say I hate the thought though.

Groooovy!!: I def don't wanna eat it while wearing this outfit... I'll show you all what I can do!

Home: Class change successful!

Home Idle 1: Thanks to the serving robot that all my dormmates put together, I think our meals have gotten a bit more exciting. There's def still a ways to go, though.

Home Idle 2: When a mage's pointed hat is bent like this instead of straight up, it kinda gives a feel of "this guy knows what he's doing!"

Home Idle 3: Everyone's all excited for the party, or the food... What, have they forgotten who it is they're supposed to be celebrating?

Home Idle - Login: Birthdays are terrible for my heart. I got all these extroverts who usually just ignore me, trying to chat me up, so I can't relax one bit...

Home Idle - Groovy: Riddle-shi and I really lack any sort of common ground, but... I can appreciate that he's able to read the papers I write and understand them.

Home Tap 1: Oh, this palm rest is the exact same one I recommended to Crimson Muscle-shi. That's a crazy coincidence that I'd get one as a gift from Lilia-shi.

Home Tap 2: That was close, we almost were in danger of having an even larger party being thrown after this one. I'm sure Kalim-shi was just being 100% pure, though.

Home Tap 3: I can't believe he came out of his way to wish me a happy birthday... Think maybe Trey-shi's really the type who can't take a hint?

Home Tap 4: Don't you think this bouquet is waaaay more stylish than my actual image!? I'm worried the flowers will stand out more than me in this robe!

Home Tap 5: So, you think this outfit looks good on me... Ah, thanks, I guess. When you say that with that kind of carefree smile on your face, it just makes me want to run and hide.

Home Tap - Groovy: Oh, you brought me a cake. This is way too much for one person to eat, so take half... No, wait, take about 80% of it and eat it for yourself.

Duo: [IDIA]: Why is Riddle-shi actually here to celebrate me!? [RIDDLE]: This is my courtesy to you as your underclassman, Idia-senpai.

Birthday Login Message: Don't know how I feel about you celebrating my lifespan shortening by another year... Eh, guess I'll at least say thanks. Oh yeah, how 'bout you join our gaming tournament? The others in the dorm are setting one up. Ah, but don't you even think of trying to go easy on me just 'cause I'm the birthday boy. Doesn't matter what the game is, there's no way I'd lose to an amateur. So if you're going to play with us, come with all you got.

Requested by Anonymous.

[ikeprinces-stuff]

~𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑴𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔, 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑬𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒔~

Words count : 1812

Warning : No warning

Characters : Luke Randolph & My Ikeprince OC

A/N : Yo! Now that Vernard has come to light, his personality may become somewhat clear in upcoming fics, so look forward to it, my sweet potatoes. 💖❤️💖

Previous short stories :

Reading Between The Lines

Sweetness Of Understanding

The White Tiger And The White Lynx

The Night Wanderer

Unspoken Agreement

There's a certain twinkle in his eye that only shines when he's interacting with children. As a prince, the pressure of the palace and the official duties that come with his title can be exhausting at times. And as a non-affiliated individual, he faces some pushback and challenges because of this. Despite all this, he's managed to find moments where he can step out of the restrictive world of royalty.

Kneeling by the town's fountain, he playfully twirls his digits as if he's a pro at what he's doing. On him, a tiny figure sits, gazing at him with wide eyes and a childlike innocence. Once he's done tying the shoelace, he looks up at the figure's owner, his smile widening even more as his eyes shine brighter. "Ta-da," he says softly, "did you really need to call your Uncle Verny for such a simple task? Or did you just want his attention?" His voice is filled with fondness and jest as he rubs the soft, little cheeks with affection, much like a parent might for their child.

The cheerful child with rosy cheeks gives her uncle Vernard a tight hug, saying, "Thank you, Uncle Verny." Vernard returns the hug and watches as the child waves goodbye and leaves with a happy smile. He takes a deep breath and lets out a contented sigh.

"Yo, Verny!" At the sound of the familiar voice, Vernard's ear perks up and he turns around to find Luke, whose eyes are the same shade of green as his. The surprise in his own voice is evident as he greets the other boy, "Luke," Vernard scanned the immediate area before Luke does the same, their movements in sync with each other's.

Vernard exhaled once more, causing Luke to raise an eyebrow, but he chose not to inquire about it and spoke instead, "Don't sweat it, man. I managed to pull a fast one like I always do," Luke says with a playful grin, and Vernard replied with a soft and concerned expression, "I sure hope no problems arise," To which Luke responded with a nonchalant attitude, "Meh, I don't mind if anything happens," followed by a shrug. Vernard shook his head with disapproval of Luke's careless attitude.

"I'm speaking from personal perspective," Vernard said as he raised his index finger and pointed it at himself to emphasize that he was talking about himself and not Luke. Luke let out a hearty laugh and said, "Oh, got it. Haha, knowing you, Sariel won't catch you as the mastermind behind my escape, so you're in the clear."

Vernard chuckled and agreed with Luke, his expression hinting that he knew Luke was spot on. Vernard often had the reputation of being mature and responsible. He was so dependable and trustworthy that if he decided to have a bit of fun and act childish, it was easy for him to get away with it, as Luke insinuated.

"Seems like you got a soft spot for kids, eh? I was curious to know who this brat was," Luke said with a playful smirk that caused Vernard's smile to vanish. Vernard had hoped that Luke had not witnessed him interacting with the little girl, but his hopes were quickly dashed when he realized that he had been caught.

"As you said, I have soft spot for kids, full stop," Vernard stated, trying to return to his smiley face, and Luke fell silent in response, shrugging his shoulders and muttering, "Well, if you don't wanna tell me, that's on you." Vernard realized his efforts to convey his concerns fell on deaf ears, and Luke, quickly picking up on Vernard's reluctance to divulge, stopped pressing the matter, much to Vernard's relief.

"Hungry again, huh?" Vernard tried to shift the conversation, with Luke responding with annoyed eyes and stating, "I was out and about getting some honey for myself 'cause the servants in the palace are hiding it from me." Vernard continued on a random tangent, suggesting, "You could've had Yves whip up something with honey for you?" Luke replied matter-of-factly, "Nah, couldn't find him. Yves and the gang aren't in the palace, apparently." Luke then recalled something important, "Now that I think about it, they went outside the palace while you are here."

"What're you getting at?" Vernard inquired, to which Luke responded with a knowing grin. "I know you're not too keen on associating with any of the factions, but you often hang out with Leon's crew. So I'm confused as to why you're not with them today, man. Ain't you a fan of their company?" However, Luke didn't pick up on the frostiness that had crept into Vernard's jade-hued irises a moment ago.

Yes, Vernard finds the company of Leon's faction enjoyable, even though he doesn't officially affiliate himself with any faction. What irks Vernard is the possibility that Luke may have picked up on the false impression that Vernard was hanging around them regularly, when the reality is that it is simply a case of him enjoying their company on a personal level, and not for any other reason.

Vernard changed gears when he offered Luke, "I know of a bakery that sells mouthwatering honey cakes. Would you like for us to go there?" Luke seemed pleased with the proposition, replying, "I'd love to! Let's hit it!" And the two princes then began to stroll together.

Vernard guided Luke to the bakery, promising that he could buy anything he wants. As soon as they arrived, Luke eagerly perused the selection, as if the bakery were his own personal candy store.

Vernard couldn't help but crack a small smile as he watched Luke indulge in all the sweet treats on display, despite their being in a public place. It was as though Luke were a kid in a candy store, with no cares in the world and all the desserts at his fingertips. Despite the obvious age difference between the two princes, there was no question of who was in charge when it came to sweets.

As Luke munches the last bite of his honey cake, muttering, "Wish I'd discovered this place sooner." Vernard chimes in, "So that you can keep sneaking out of the palace just to come here, ain't it?" Luke responds jokingly, "Yeah, I wouldn't think twice about it!" as a devious smile spreads across his features.

"You got friendly with the bakery owner, eh? Otherwise, they wouldn't have recognized you right away." Luke said as he addressed Vernard's relationship with the sweet shop's owner. Vernard then went on to explain, "It's a great setup, where we exchange experiences and knowledge."

Luke seems surprised by Vernard's revelation, "You tryna learn how to bake? even though you know Yves is there, not to mention servants who can whip up whatever you fancy?" Vernard averts his gaze and mutters cryptically, "One day, there may be a need for me to cater to my own requirements." Luke's eyes are quizzical as he responds, "Huh? You mean you'll be able'ta cook by yourself, right?" Vernard paused, that wasn't the thing he wanted Luke to realise but he simply sighs and nods in confirmation.

Luke asks in disbelief, "I didn't know you were into sweets, 'cause you've always refused Yves' sweet treats." Vernard responds nonchalantly with a shrug, "I got reasons to do so."

Luke giggles as he taunts, "Aw man, imagine Yves' face when he finds out you prefer someone else's sweets over his!" Vernard responds in a playful tone with a hint of amusement, "So you're accusing me of cheating on Yves' sweets, huh?" Luke bursts into laughter and follows up with a light-hearted, "Yeah, I am!" Vernard, in the same light-hearted tone, responds, "I told you, I got my reasons."

"Are these the reasons for you sneaking out without Sariel knowing? You know, I see a huge resemblance between you and Leon sometimes. You both look alike, especially when you pull off these sudden palace escapes. Do you catch the resemblance?"

Vernand is silent, his features now cold and emotionless. Luke notices that he has seemingly said something that has upset Vernand, but he's not sure what it was. The two remain quiet for a while, their only company being the lingering silence between them. Vernand then begins to look around and notices the stares and glances directed towards Luke and himself, which draws his attention to their surroundings.

"Hey, Luke?" Vernand whispers faintly, in an attempt to grab his younger brother's attention. "How about we split up now?" Luke raises a bemused eyebrow, "Huh? You mean to tell me you didn't like what I said earlier?"

As Vernand looks at Luke, his previously cold demeanor disappears, giving way to a gentle expression. He waves his hand dismissively and says, "No, that ain't the issue." Luke casts a cursory glance around, noticing the attention of the crowd as people cast curious glances their way.

"Oh, I gotchu, I'll let you be for now." Luke then flashed a friendly smile, "I'll see you at the palace, yeah? And no joke, thanks for the new sweet spot hook-up!" He said with a playful smirk, before turning around and departing. Vernand exhales a deep breath, those words "You both look alike" still lingering in his mind like vultures circling around their prey.

Vernand struggled to put the words out of his mind, not because he disliked them, but because they had been said to him multiple times before. He wished that he had been more prepared and had been able to close his ears so as not to hear them. But it was too late, they had been spoken, and he had given his typical response. Vernand let out another sigh and began walking in the opposite direction, trying to distract himself from the conversation and the memory of the words. However, he abruptly stopped in his tracks the moment he turned his back, the words playing in his mind like a broken record.

Luke didn't wander far after he parted ways with Vernand. He was certain that something had upset Vernand, which led him to request that Luke leave him in peace. However, before Luke had the opportunity to ponder the reason, he heard a voice calling out to him. "Luke, wait up!" Luke turns around and realizes that Vernand is standing next to him once more. "What's up with you, Verny? I thought ya needed some alone time?"

"Let's split up... But not in the center of the city, let's go somewhere else instead," Vernand requests, standing next to Luke again. "Hah? I ain't catchin' ya," Luke responds, raising a curious eyebrow. Without another word, Vernand begins guiding Luke down the street. Luke notices that Vernand's features have returned to normal and he decides against dwelling on it any further. He's just happy to continue walking by Vernand's side.

Luke was not particularly invested in the goings-on of the palace, but that didn't stop him from feeling a curiosity towards getting to know the princes who turned out to be his brothers. Vernand in particular captured his attention, and he couldn't shake off the feeling that there was more to the older brother than first met the eye.

𝑬𝑵𝑫 ~

[pippipoffin]

PIPPI ☆ 24 ☆ ALL PRNS

reblog heavy. sometimes posts art. occasional rambles.

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I'd prefer it if people under 20 dont follow me but eh meh shmeh do what you want

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I'm a human-passing entity who makes art for fun. I like to dabble in all sorts of different mediums but I mostly do digital art doodles. I also like to dress up in cute outfits, I which I post pictures of sometimes.

Mostly this blog is just reblogs of stuff I like with occasional musing.

I really love to make friends and talk to people with similar interests as me. BUT please note: I am a very shy and socially awkward person. Please don't take it personally if I don't respond to your messages right away or at all. I get very fatigued easily when I talk to people. I also fucking hate talking in tumblr DMs because they're broken. Feel free to ask for my discord but, again...I'm socially inept.

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(there are more but i cant possibly list them all)

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Luther - Ranfren ♡ AM - IHNMaIMS ♡ William - FNaF (every version)

I don't mind sharing f/os or IRLs with anyone. In fact, I love to see it! :3

[scorching-earth]

short one shot for you all to get even more excited for the headcannons

Tw: depression, talking about suicidal tendencys, discrimination, violance.

“you sure the ghost won’t hurt us?” Deuce asked. “Yah, apparently the student attacked anyone who wasn't human. But because we're human we should be fine.” Ace explained. “This place is extremely creepy…” Deuce said Ace was inclined to agree. The place screamed haunted house. “Meh, what are you two doing here?” Ace and Deuce didn’t scream like girls, nope no way nuh uh. “Ugh all your scream’n is hurting my ears don't scream so much.” a small cat with fiery ears said. “Dude, chill out, it's just a cat.” Ace said, looking at Deuce. “Meh I am not a cat I’m the fabulous Grim!” the cat Grim said. “Sure, sure, we came here to see the supposed ghost students. Not some weird looking cat.” Ace said. “Ghost student? We have ghosts but not ghost students. At least I don't think so.” Grim said, crossing his arms. “Hehe… you wanted to see Ghosts? We'd be happy to appear.” a fat ghost said. “Yah, but we can say students we are not.” a skinny ghost said. “Wait, are you talking about the student staying here?” a small ghost said. “Staying here?” Ace questioned. “Yah! The head mage put a spell over Ramshackle forbidding them from leaving, they were a danger to the other students. The kid is troubled though and reflecting on who they are. We can show you them if you want.” the skinny Ghost said. 

“Wait so there is a crazy student who would attack anyone who wasn't human?!” Ace said shocked. “Yah, but Yuu’s been a good roommate. After they fingered it was useless trying to kill something dead they started talking to us.” the small ghost said with a giggle. “They tried to kill you!” Deuce said shocked. “Yah but Yuu’s been reflecting on themself. I think talking to other people could help them, Yuu, they've tried to join us. Normally our jokes are lighthearted we’d never actually hurt anyone, but Yuu’s tried they don't think of themself as human anymore. Which is bad since it means they hate themself.” the fat ghost explained. “We’ll help.” Deuce said with a serious expression. “You can't just decide that!” Ace said frantically. “Meh Yuu’s been kinda cool with me so you two should be fine. I’m nothing close to human but Yuu’s been following every order I give em, the’ve been a great henchman.” Grim said running up the stairs. Deuce followed behind. “We are doing this aren't we…” Ace ran after Deuce. “Here this is the room.” Grim said looking over. “So the student uh Yuu? Is behind this door?” Deuce asked. Grim took a deep breath. 

“GET UP HENCH HUMAN THE GREAT GRIM HAS BROUGHT TWO IDIOTS FOR YOU TO TALK TO.” Grim yelled at the door. “Idiots?!” Ace yelled offended. “You're the one who came to the haunted house looking for trouble.” Grim raised a brow. “Fare.” Ace sighed. The door to the dorm room opened an inch. “What do you need Grim?” a deep voice said. “Eh! Oh yup that's scary.” Deuce said, looking away. “... I just said I brought you people to talk to. You’ve been all mopy for the past week so I got you friends.” Grim said, crossing his paws. “I see.” Yuu said not moving an inch. “That means let them into our room.” Grim said with huff. “Allright.” Yuu opened the door fully and the two card soldiers gaped. “You're not sixteen.” Deuce said instinctively. “That is correct, I am seventeen.” Yuu said. Grim sighed “as you can see Yuu’s very literal. If you ask em a rhetorical question they’ll answer it.” Grim said, looking over at Yuu. “don’t mess this up. There human too so this should be easy for you. No insulting them ok?” Grim said “I will not. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I'm yuu.”

[cornflowershade]

okay watching my way through the gmmtv 2025, trailers lets gooo!

— dare you to death: this one actually looks like it could be fun! historically i'm not the biggest JoongDunk girl but they suit this sort of action genre well (seems they're escaping the uni bls between this and THK haha and I approve.) Imma keep my eye on it!! Feels like something I'd enjoy. Also side-note but i got all excited when i saw Pahn in the trailer. But is she the one who gets poisoned right off? I hope not, but I didn't notice her pop up again in the trailer after that intro sooo. anyway she was the actual highlight of My Love Mix-Up Th for me and I'd love to see more of her!

— head 2 head: initially i was like oh this looks like it's trying to do bad buddy vibes (less well lol) or smth but then it got a supernatural twist?? it ended up looking quite sweet, but i probably won't check this one out unless I see cute stuff from it all over my dash haha. I feel bad about that bc I LOVED Keen in 'Only Boo!' and he seems like a sweetheart here too. (i'd be interested to see him in a different pair sometime but the chances feel unlikely with the way gmmtv works lol)

—burnout syndrome: no real thoughts on this but that one character's art style is quite pretty? honestly i still have to finish Not Me (I loved it so far but never got past like ep 3 😭) and don't have many opinions regarding OffGun yet. Again, I'll see how my dash influences me or not. I will say there's a distinct underlying vibe to the trailer (which does feel reminiscent of Not Me) so I'll keep an open mind

—Whale Store xoxo: CUTE GL SIGN ME UP!! i hope to love this more than 23.5, MilkLove deserve that from me. Also eyy, not a high school show--nice!! And did you SEE the cute lil shots and the MONTAGE at the end and and and?? teeheehee. Going on the watchlist.

—Only Friends: Dream On: okay so Only Friends take 2 but different actors really did end up a reality, huh? Was feeling kinda meh but then Boston showed up ahah. Not sure how much he'll feature, though. And I have QUESTIONS. Why is he still out here helping ppl with final projects, did he not end up going to the U.S., and what about Mix walking into the end of s1? OH WAIT. sorry this sorted out in my head just now. I bet this takes places at the same time as S1. Boston probably knew both groups while in school, but was less in with these guys. (So like, imagine—when Mix enters the scene in s1, does that lead into a universe where BOTH of these messy groups end up merging into one giant flaming ultra-mess?) Anyway I'm still obsessed with the original OFTS but I don't necessarily expect to check this one out. Side-note: I do miss the more grungy aesthetic ngl, but I guess we owed a lot of that to Sand.

—That Summer: Neo!! sorry he showed up in the first few seconds and it made me happy. Prince Satang washed up on the beach. That shot is giving genderswap little mermaid hahaha. I'm not like super gripped by the trailer overall BUT it'll probably check it out for the actors? Congrats to them for getting main leads!! (Also Fawn if u see this YOU WERE RIGHT. Royalty SatangWinny was on your bingo card, you called it.)

—My Romance Scammer: Probably won't watch this series but heyyy, look at them using weddings as part of the plot! Also. MarkJunior! (They were the best part of Cherry Magic Th for me.)

—Melody of Secrets: Idk could be interesting? I mean there's murder and mysteries, so. Not at the top of my list tho. But: Jan!! She's been amazing in every series. If I check this out she will likely be the reason.

—Love you teacher: boy u don't sign up to be a teacher to follow your boyfriend and then learn to enjoy children along the way. YOU NEED TO CHOOSE THIS JOB BC U LIKE AND CARE ABOUT KIDS OR THAT ISN'T FAIR TO THEM OMG. yeah I work with children, this is personal haha. Okay sorry, paused the trailer to rant i'll be right back.

... okay that was a plot twist uh. i don't think this one is for me lol

—MU-TE-Luv: So like, overall I'm 'eh' on this but it has Jan and Keen and Jamie and Neo in drag?? I feel like there's too many plots to hold together, though. 7 pairs, that is a LOT. Might enjoy some of it through tumblr gifs haha

—Cat for Cash: Cackling at the voiceover "i'm a debt collector" as First rolls around with a pile of kitties LMAO. These silly vibes remind me that, OH YEAH, I love his comedy work. (This Shipper and his scenes in Wake Up Ladies??) Oh my GOD did that woman have special cat-whispering powers and then transferred them to First in death?? This could be fun wait. Comedy First + supernatural element, always good. Oh and here's Khao looking so pretty :) FK vibes are FK-ing... look at them pulling OFF this cute fluff piece! <3 *stamps emphatically* WATCHLIST (ok hits unpause) ... SATANG?? ooo 👀 Also sorry I know he's all sad but... laughing as Khao's character cries and starts his list of reasons for running off with "the cats here hate me" 😂 / first: THE CATS ALWays TELL ME HOW MUCH UR MOM LOVED U lmao this is so unserious i love it. Leave it to me to have the most exciting piece on the list be the FK one. And I also get a dose of Satang! (Good to know that even if I drop That Summer I'll still have him somewhere! <3) Anyway didn't expect to be as hyped for this title as I am but HERE WE ARE

—Girl Rules: pretty pretty pretty. THIS LOOKS FUN, I love the messy love triangle vibes hehe. I hope we actually get to see the mixed-up pairing moments too, like a real shot of the NamtanLove kiss etc 👀 it's giving slightly toned-down fem only friends. Let them kiss everybody pls pls. Regardless, I'm hyped for this one !!

—Boys in Love: oh, side couple has the guy who played Half in MLMU. He was good in that. Probably won't watch it but *shrug*

—My Magic Prophecy: Not many thoughts but this could be good? I'll keep my eye on it

—A Dog and A Plane: Unexpected but I might keep my eye on this too! Looks fun.

—Me and Thee: I mean it's PondPhuwin, of course I'll give this a go. Look like it could be entertaining :)

—Wu: They're really leaning into the fortune-teller aesthetics this year haha, this is like the 4th trailer featuring tarot cards i think?

—Mamoir of Rati: AouBoom leads WHEN?

—Ticket To Heaven: OOH we digging into the religious themes and guilt here huh. GemFourth IN DRAMA ROLES AGAIN, THEY HEARD ME!! YES!! YESSSEUGIHI. ugh Fourth acting his lil heart out. I am SEATED. Darn we ended on a high note here HUH. This might be one of my faves in the bunch actually

/

Obviously my dash might pull a couple things to the forefront for me—and I might check out but then ditch some things— but as of now these are my reactions! Gotta say it's a SHAME that there are only two GLs though. Cry. But overall I am HIGH KEY looking forward to some stuff xD

A recap for the benefit of my future self haha:

Dare you to Death - joongdunk Whale Store xoxo - milklove That Summer (?) - satangwinny Cat for Cash - fk Girl Rules - multi gl My Magic Prophecy (?) - jimmysea A Dog and A Plane (?) - taynew Me and Thee - pondphuwin Ticket To Heaven - gemfourth

Anddddd. Now we wait! 😂

[megsssshie]

Ms. Perfect

FEATURING: fratboy!gojo satoru

CONTENT: nsfw,me,fingering,unprotected sex,name calling, rough sex, kinda non!con at first, mean mean gojo, my personal opinion on frat boys

WORD COUNT: 3.1k

A/N: this was kinda at little too personal when it came to frat boys! 3 days left thooo and i never thought id degrade myself like this what i do for myself-

I was invited by my dumb college friends to some stupid frat party for Halloween. I hate parties, I hate people. I would much rather be in my apartment reading, or watching some cheesy horror movie where all the characters die in absurd ways.

But here I was, standing in front of my full body mirror dressed in a way too revealing dark angel costume I managed to string together at the very last minute.

Apparently, the party was some grand event where stupid teenage girls went as an excuse to “let off steam” or ‘live a little’, which roughly translated to ‘i want an excuse to be a slut ,get drunk, and hook up with a random horny frat boy and catch god knows what from him!’ all enthusiastically. That could never be me. Out of all the people in the world, the ones I hate the most were frat boys. the list could go on and on about the reasons I hate them so much. but the most important was the biggest reason of them all.

they’re all idiots.

if hating frat boys was first on the shit list, idiots were the second.

I facetimed my best friend Emma, to check in on me when she would pick me up. she was the one who managed to convince me that going to this lame party would get me out of my shell, if there was a shell to be broken that is. to me, I didn’t have a ‘shell’, I was just introverted.

she picked up. “hey shorty— oooo you look so sexy, i bet all them sexy bitches are gonna foam at the mouth looking at you!” she geeked. I fought a smile. she’s always managed toget me in a better mood. “ugh, you bitch. you’re the one who wanted me to go to this dumb ass party. you know i hate the weirdos that host them.” I replied half joking.

she knew that I was slightly serious about what I was telling her, but she also knew deep down in her heart that I would have a good time. “oh come on Ash, you have to live sometime in your life. what would you even been doing right now? reading some stupid ass book while you could be getting laid?” I scoffed at her comment. “hey! books ARE better than boys. you know i hate the guys in the frat, i'm not going to have a good time.” I rolled my eyes. “when are you getting here”

“im basically outside your house, come outside dummy”

“ i’ll be out in a minute”

I hung up. ran to get my charger, headphones and everything else a girl needs to go for a night out.

I arrived at the party with my best friend Emma and she practically had a flock of 27 billion men approach her within the first 3 hours. she dragged me to the dance floor for a couple of songs we both enjoyed every once in a while. Though I would never admit it but I was enjoying myself. “aren’t you glad you came tiny?” she asked excitedly. I put my phone down and crossed my arms. “eh not really it’s kinda meh for me, but the guys sure seem to love you” I smiled. I was definitely happy for her, it just kind of stung to not have anyone look at me the same way they did her. I wasnt’t ugly that’s for sure, but my bestfriend happened to be the definition sexy asf . So that unfortunately made me look less attractive by comparison to other people. but I just had to suck it up, right?

“you’re not the only one shorty, someone’s been eyeing you up all night.” she smirked. “WHAT?!” I yelped, probably a little too loud for anyone’s liking. I felt the stares of at least a dozen people on you, but its not like the reaction was disingenuous. I never had been attractive to guys. so the surprise of the comment was indeed genuine. I would have never thought in a million years that a man would look at me next to your best friend.

in a hushed tone loud enough for only her to hear I asked “who?” she giggled.

“the cutie in the ghost face mask”

I turned in the direction she was nodding in. I saw a very attractive man in the mask. she wasn’t lying when she said he was cute. but it was kind of an under-exaggeration. he was hot. like extremely hot. not like I could see his face with that damn mask on but just by his demeanor he was hot. but that doesn’t excuse the fact that he looked like a man whore in that black tank top and grey sweatpants.

“fuck me”.

I shook my head violently. me and a man? never. I also hate men. that was probably the second reason I hate frats. but I definitely couldn’t deny he was for sure attractive. the way the tightness of the black cloth around his chest was almost just as sinful as the budding warmth in between my legs.

I was probably staring for a second too long because I heard “cutie approaching right fucking now.”

“oh shit”. I mumbled trying to calm myself before he gets to me.

why the fuck am I so nervous? I should be even giving this man the time of day, and yet here I was nervously sweating at the thought of him. I don’t get to finish my thoughtshoughts before you hear a “hey”

oh.my.fucking.god

his voice. his fucking voice. oh my god. you could of turned to mush at the sound of it. I would just love to hear how he sound when he’s inside of-

“sorry, did my beauty stun you darling?”

I snapped out of my thoughts and looked up at him. ‘ugh, great’ you thought. ‘another man ruined by opening his mouth’. third thing on the shit list was. cocky men.

“um, no. hi” I managed to get out, though it was barely audible. “i can’t even see how you look, how do i know your not lying to me about your ‘beauty’” I teased, a lot more confidently than before. I could see my best friend practically jaw dropped at the interaction from the corner of my eye.

what she and him didn’t know is that I am absolutely shitting my pants right about now.

he leaned in closer and gripped my chin. holy fuck was I trembling? ‘yeah, he’s hot’ . I was sort of scared and excited all at the same time. and I was sure he knew it too. he tipped my head around, almost like he was studying me. I couldn’t be more thrilled and disgusted at the same time. why was I letting this complete stranger touch me, let alone a frat boy. who even was I right now?

he essentially engulfed you with his shadow, standing so tall it was unfathomable. “you don’t have to see my face to know im gorgeous, angel. just know that i am and take it as fact”

“im gonna get a drink, you two have fun” your best friend chimed. I glared at her and then giving that ‘don’t leave me here, help me bitch’ look. “have fun~” she repeated walking away from the two of us. I was tempted to yell after her to not to leave me with this total stranger. ‘that fucking bitch left me with this asshole’, I internally grumbled. he seemed to notice my change in body language. “hey, don’t worry darling, i’ll take great care of you while that little friend of yours is gone.” he purred in my ear.

I replied sarcastically. “yeah because all of you frat boys are just incredible at taking care of girls.” he paused for a moment. “wow! honey, you think that low of me? i’m hurt” he stated dramatically, one hand on his chest, and the other snakes around my waist gripped tighty.

“well, my my angel, i’ll show you just how good i can treat you. maybe then it’ll shut that mouth of yours”

I grew nervous. what was he going to do to me? the thought of everything that simple sentence had me spiraling in arousal. I knew I shouldn’t have even been considering the possibility of what he would be doing. I knew damn well what he wants out of me. and frankly I didn’t care. I squeezed my thighs attempting to relieve the rapid thumping in between my legs.

“you don’t have to squirm darling, let me help you” he forces his knee up against the wall in between my legs . I whimper trying to keep all attention off of me at this very moment. the last thing I needed to do was be caught with someone like him. I attempted to push him off of me but he was too heavy for me. he left a trail of kisses from my jawline all the way to my collarbone. biting harder with each kiss. I wriggled around trying to push him off of me, scared to get caught.

“nuh uh, no resisting my love. you know just as well as i do that you want this” he purred. he was right I did want this. I wanted to be taken advantage of in front of all these people. the thought of it making the wet spot in my panties grow bigger and bigger. “shut the fuck up.” I muttered. he slightly backed away for a second.

“really now? is this what we’re doing now honey?” he sighed. “i bet your fucking hideous under that mask. maybe this is the only way you can even have a girl even slightly attracted to you-“ before I could even finish the sentence I jolted toward and felt his big hand gripped around my wrist. “hey! what the fuck are you doing asshole?! get the fuck off of me!” I yelped.

“i tried to be nice to you darling, but you just couldn’t be good for me huh”

I continued to hit and curse at him until I reached a bed room. he practically flung me to the full sized mattress on the other side of the room, before locking the door and marching towards me. that small mix of excitement and fear suddenly rushes back into me. I decide to be bitchy, not like that hasn’t worked for me before.

“what the actual fuck was that for you dickhead? that fucking hurt” I whined.

he suddenly gripped my jaw, your panties are sopping. “i tried to be nice with you doll, but you just had to ruin it with your bratty mouth. if you want to act like a bitch, i’ll treat you like one”

something about that threat scared me, but at this point I absolutely destroyed any type of common sense I may have had before entering the party was surely abandoned. so before I know it a statement I'd learn to soon to regret slips out of your mouth.

“so do it then, mother fucker”

without any sort of hesitation he pushes me hard, deeper into the bed and forcefully chokes me. I can’t even breathe and yet I hear yourself moaning. something about being treated like an object was doing it for me.

“you like being treated like a filthy whore,baby? yeah?” I nodded frantically, almost begging for him to continue.

his knees were on either side of me, keeping you from resisting. its not like I was going to anyway.

he removed his hand from my throat, and made his down into that black little mini skirt that went with my costume. he felt around a little bit until he found your clit and slowly rubbing it in circles. “ah fuck” I whimpered. “yeah? you like that baby? tell me how much you love it” he spoke, in an extremely demanding tone. “i love it when you touch me,baby” I said trying my best to hold back the noises trying to escape my mouth.

“tell me everything you want me to do to you and i’ll do it to you if you’re good” he said picking up the pace with his fingers, earning a low gasp from me.

“i want you to slap me. i want you to spit on me and call me a whore, daddy. make me your bitch” I said pleadingly. at this point, I didn’t give a damn how pathetic I sounded. he was too good at making me feel good. I may or may not regret it in the morning, but that’s a problem for future me.

“that’s my good girl, don’t your worry your pretty little head. i’m gonna make you feel real good tonight babe” he removed his finger from my clit and I whined at the lack of stimulation. but it was replaced with a sense of fullness. he inserted two of his lengthy fingers inside of me. lubed up with my slick and juices. he used the pad of his thumb to continue circling my clit.

I gasped loudly this time not holding back any of the noises I made. My eyes rolled back from the pleasure of him. he curled his fingers inside my pussy, carefully and slowly as if he was looking for something.

“OH MY GOD” I threw your head back, gripping the sheets. my tits bounced in response to me back arching and me squriming. “yeah? looks like i found your g-spot, take it bitch, take my fucking fingers inside of you”

he finally took off the mask and put it on the top of his head. I hate to admit it but he was right. he was gorgeous. he had those aquamarine blue eyes. god, it would look even more gorgeous looking up at me.

I couldn’t really pay attention to his features for too long before he took both of my legs over his shoulders, his hands having a heavy, almost painful grip on both of my thighs and started eating me out like it was his first meal in decades. his tounge was like magic. he was lapping my cunt up so good he had me staring. I was a moaning mess. I kept loudly rambling about how good it felt, my quivering legs clasped together with his head it the middle of my thighs.

“you’re being so good for me baby, you taste so good” the praise only made my moans grow louder. he moved his hand onto one of my tits squeezing my nipple and simultaneously sucking on my clit, having me practically screaming.

“baby, fuck, i’m gonna cum. please can i cum”

“cum for me darling”

soon I was seeing white and sobbing thank you’s

but that didn't stop eating me.despite my cry’s of pleasure and overstimulation. I was babbling about god knows what before he finally stopped.

I feel relieved but the relief is broken quickly by his words.

“we’re not done yet darling, i have so many more things i need to do to you.”

he hikes my skirt up and pulls your thong down to my ankles. then pulls my shirt down just enough for both my breasts to be exposed, he removes his shirt and sweats to expose his long hard cock. it was definitely big, scary big. I didn’t even know how it was possible for it to fit inside of me but I was dumb and painfully horny so it’s not like that was important right now.

“open your mouth” he demanded. I was confused but I didn’t question it. I obliged and I feel his saliva reach my mouth. you swallowed and opened your mouth again to show for it.

“good fucking girl” and with that he rammed his dick inside my sensitive pussy. I screamed “YES” with my eyes rolling back and pulling his body closer to mine, my nails clawing on his back. he bit my neck while he bottomed out and rhythmically thrusted in and out of me , his hand making its way around my neck. I hear his quiet moans in your ear, that was almost enough to make me climax right then and there.

he pulled out of me and flipped me on my stomach and grabbed my hair, pulling me towards him, forcing an large arch in my back. the wet slapping sounds continued to get more and more frequent. “who’s pussy is this?” he growled. “yours!” I exclaimed “say my name bitch” he moaned. “it’s yours daddy” I screamed. “that’s a good little slut. taking daddy’s dick like this? you like that yeah?”

“yes!” I sobbed, coming close to my orgasm. “please pound my pussy like the whore i am, pleasepleasepleasePLEASE” I rambled. he moaned, slapping my ass. he flipped me back into missionary, I whined at the loss of contact.

“i want to see your face when you cum” he said, putting the mask back on. he slammed himself into me, and thrusting much quicker than before. he spit on my face and his fingers made it back to my clit.

“oh my god, im gonna cum”

he didn’t go any faster or any slower, he just kept ramming his hard cock inside my dripping pussy. “cum for me angel, cum for me.”

my legs were shaking as the overwhelming sense of pleasure washed over my entire body, my babbles and tight cunt added onto his high. he didn’t stop thrusting, making me overstimulated and screaming. my brain turning into mush.

“fuck i’m gonna cum too baby” he moaned.

like he said, he did indeed cum. his semen spilling inside of me, me spamming from the feeling of his warm cum inside of me. I knew after this, there’s no way in hell I wasn’t pregnant after this.

he pulled his cock out of me, his cum dripping out of my pussy. he seemed mesmerized by the sight. I took my finger and scooped up some of the cum and put them inside my mouth.

he rushed around the room looking for a towel and cleaned me up.

“i hope whoever’s room this is, isn’t going to be too upset about this” he chuckled.

“this isn’t even your room???”I half laughed.

“nope,but on another note, i think i might of gotten you pregnant which is kind of hot” he said nervously

I laughed and said something even more embarrassing

“and this is probably way too late to ask, but what’s your name again?”

"Gojo Satoru, Gojo."

"Well Satoru Gojo, I had fun." I say winking.

© ashieluvsmegs — do not steal, plagiarize or repost any of my works. translations + modifications are not permitted.

[kingmagnificoofrosas]

AH today is a very bad day. On the youtube I've seen at least three video about Wish, particularly our little sunshine Magnifico, and im so tired of listening (or reading in titles like today) everyone's "he's selfish", "he's toxic", "he's poorly written"... GEEZ HE'S MY FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER. and in Wish HE'S THE DEEPEST CHARACTER ACTUALLY.

he has his problems, trauma, cons, pros, cute things, expression, his character, his look, his— Magnifico is so magnificently ALIVE. more than anyone in the origin movie. in my opinion of course.

I'm so happy I found your blog. so refreshing. i hate when people say those things above to me, or even out loud. of course i wont go and be angry just because of, but... meh.

I just wanted to say that the world you have created is so soft cozy and safe I cannot begin to describe! 🤲🏻

Hey dear! 💙

Oh my ... well, I know how you feel 🫂 It upsets me just as much! All we gotta do now is ignore. Everything they say is nonsense. Let's focus on spreading love! Sadly, there will always be haters, but on the contray us Magnifico-defenders are here as well and we will stand our ground!

Matter of fact, besides the bullcrap I keep seeing haters write, I also stumbled across something that I consider just as bad ... I cringed so bad and to say I was overcome by disgust is an understatement! Hating him is one thing, but reducing him to an object of sick twisted lust is absolutely beyond me! Yeah, he is hot, he's truly magnificent, and I keep gushing at his beauty nonstop, but making him a porn object and writing downright disgusting things .... sometimes I question people's sanity.

We know that he isn't a villain and we truly appreciate him! He's or sunshine and moonbeam. Eh, their loss. 😌🫴🏼 Like Anon said, the hater's brainwaves aren't waving!

And awwe 🥰 I'm glad to hear that!!! 🫶🏼 This was exactly my goal! To make this place cozy, warm and safe for all Magnifico-defenders ⚔️🛡🩵! As always, I highly appreciate your words!!! I will keep trying my best to have this blog stay this way 💙