#megumi simping hours

[chodzacaparodia]

PLEASE HOW CAN HE BE SO BEAUTIFUL SO HOT SO PERFECT I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES AWAY FROM HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

*screaming*

[megumishotgf]

more jjk + mha fic recs !! ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ

in my unemployed era so i have hours to scroll on this damn app... here are more fics that i loved!! featuring: megumi, satoru, nanami, toji, yuuji, yuuta, katsuki, izuku, shouto (whew there's a lot of them today. your girl has been READING) credits to all these talented writers!! pls check them out!! masterlist more fic recs pt. i pt. iii

: ̗̀➛ megumi fushiguro x reader

you and gumi bond over books (he reads a book you're interested in just so you have someone to discuss it with. bawling)

multiple-part enemies to lovers smau!! (this is SO FUNNY. i cried from laughter more than once)

more enemies to lovers (lengthier fic, so so good + smutty)

you give megumi valentines day chocolates (so so cute he just loves u so much)

secret relationship trope + poor yuuji walks in on you making out (poor baby is traumatised)

more secret relationship + getting caught (i love this one so much)

your silly tired bf just wants kisses

it's late, you're wandering in your ducky slippers and see megumi patching himself up

megumi falls in love with milf! reader (omfg... i love this sm. i've never considered being a cougar until now)

friends to lovers with megumi (high school a.u + gumi buys reader sanrio)

thinking about megumi's hands (i js know they are pretty. thinking of all the unspeakable things they can do)

comforting insecure megumi (my poor baby. a lil angst but dw there's a happy ending)

: ̗̀➛ kento nanami x reader

kento comes home early (so cute and precious. im crying i need him to be real so bad)

he gets hurt bad and you can't stop crying (angsty but also fluffy don't worry this doesn't end like shibuya)

: ̗̀➛ toji fushiguro x reader

riding toji until he whimpers omfg (he gets embarrassed and teaches you a lesson ahhh)

your fiancee toji finally gets freed from prison (they finally freed my man anyway you suck him off while he drives omfg)

sex as payback for your noisy ass neighbours (im losing it)

really cute dating headcanons

more on toji being a simp for you (HES SOOO)

: ̗̀➛ satoru gojo x reader

"my girl is mad at me i hope i die" that's it

y/n + satoru being stupidly in love (now this one has a kick to it.i'm crying)

satoru is obsessed with you but you're oblivious (pining satoru)

boyfriend texts w/ satoru

fucking satoru in the prison realm (AHHHH)

satoru begs to fuck you at some high profile event (u js look so cunty in that outfit and it drives him crazy)

car sex with satoru AHHH

satoru lets u try on his blindfold (hes such so :( so so adorable)

you get hurt and satoru is worried (wow this is so well written. happy ending + gojo centric)

: ̗̀➛ yuuji itadori x reader

fucking ur friend yuuji in a club bathroom (this is so so good)

"if we had a baby would it be mine or sukuna's" (this is hilarious)

yuuji comforts his gf who's not his 'usual type' (its me im the short gf with a big chest) (i’ve been coming back to reread this daily)

: ̗̀➛ yuuta okkotsu x reader

blowing ur big dick bf yuuta (canon)

really really romantic sex w/ yuuta (straight up making love)

: ̗̀➛ katsuki bakugo x reader

domestic headcanons (i love them and i love him. help)

more cute relationship headcanons

katsuki is obsessed with gossiping and eavesdropping when you and your friends spill the tea (this is so funny i love it sm)

dragging katsuki to the club bathroom because u love him (this is so wholesome im crying)

kiri notices how whipped katsuki is for you

guard dog katsuki is jealous

: ̗̀➛ izuku midoriya x reader

mating press with izuku (this actually drives me crazy. written so well and in character)

izuku is just so fucking precious (i can't take it anymore)

: ̗̀➛ shouto todoroki x reader

shouto gets halved by a quirk but not like gojo, there's js two of him (there is one obvious thing to do now)

dr. todoroki promises to breed you properly (i'm convulsing)

you're insecure after giving birth and shouto comforts you (with loving words and his dick)

resolving an argument w/ ur bf shouto (so cute!!)

eating u out in the kitchen (omfg)

there is an overwhelming amount of smut i'm sorry this is kind of embarrassing i'm just super horny lmao

[slut4megantheestallion]

Being in a relationship with Yuji Itadori

● Congratulations on dating this guy, He's such a cutie patootie☆💓

● Yuji had the biggest crush on you since you first enrolled to jujutsu high. He was so welcoming towards you and your upcoming, and he really wanted to talk to you.

● He would constantly try to get your attention on him 24/7, try to impress you, and show off his abs all the time.

● He loves being around you 24/7

●he loves it when you study with him, because you guys just goof around, watch movies, and eat a lot of food.

● laughing and bothering megumi 24/7

● He always shows you off to pretty much anyone. He's you #1 supporter and biggest simp.

● super clingy, he follows you around everywhere.

● He is very overprotective over you against anything that tries to harm. He would rather risk his own life just to protect yourself.

● He compliments you all the time. He always calls you pretty. Even if you do feel pretty or insecure, he will always have your back and make you feel special.

● He constantly talks about you a lot. to his friends, especially megumi. Megumi gets very annoyed just to hear yuji yap about you, but he's very happy to see someone in yuji's life that makes him happy.

● He's such a sweet boyfriend, always paying for food for you, making sure you're okay, making jokes, playing video games.

● When you first started dating, he didn't have that much experience at first, but later on, he got better, and he's such a good boyfriend.

● Very energetic, this boy is super hyper>!

● Very affectionate. He loves it when you sit on his lap. And he'll carry you around a lot if you get tired.

● a huge cuddler

● He hates seeing you upset or anyone upset. He would always try to solve the problem and fix it.

● He shares his earphones with you a lot so you can listen to his music taste.

● this man is an attention whore, he needs attention from you he craves it alot, and wants your approval.

● He stares at you intensely not to be creepy or anything or freak you out. He just loves to admire you.

● Netflix marathons

● gaze at the stars together every night.

● He takes you around and shows you to the best cafes and restaurants in Tokyo.

● takes you amusement parks and goes on all the rides.

● Skincare routines together

● play fighting with you all the time, he would wrestle you, pin you down, and cheekily grin down at you teasingly.

● Very oblivious to lots of things, he may not notice or pay attention to things, but he will remember it.

● yuji loves making you happy. Your happiness is all that matters to him, and getting to know so much about you helps him be happy.

● His kisses are so gentle, but sometimes he can be very impatient and just cradle or hold your face and pepper you with a lot of slow kisses.

● His smile is so previous that it gives you butterflies.

● You always give him good luck or patch him after he's in a battlefield with a curse.

● He is so adorable that he reminds you of a puppy.

● yuji can listen to you for hours, He never gets tired of you yapping. Even if it's about nothing, he's still listening.

● His love language is proud acts of service he just adores you and everything you do and just loves showing you how much he loves and cares for you.

● He loves following you around like a lost puppy.

● he's very considerate and puts his needs before his, like if you're carrying something heavy, he'll hold it for you without questioning.

● He's the type to see something pretty like an object and tells you that it reminds him of you.

● He 100% asks for megumi or nobara for relationship advice.

● He texts you every morning and night every single day.

● he's the type to take random pics of you and save it to his camera roll. His favorite ones are the ones when you are off guard or not looking.

● He is such a gentleman,He just wants to take care of you and make you happy.

● he's very loyal, you see the way he cares for his friends and how loyal he is, he loves you more than anyone else, and he's super happy you're with him.

[dimepdf]

Can you write more Dilf!Toji please? 😭 I really appreciate your writing 🫶🏽

★  𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐘. + 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎

masterlist. / taglist. / any request? synopsis. you come around and make Toji so tempted, no matter what broad he's bagging all he can think about is you: his fucking nanny .

─── ☆ notes. number one dilf toji defender here, i’m in my Anderson Paak phase as well as i’ve sadly (i know im disappointed too) fallen for a man to the point where this boy has invaded my DREAMS y’all…this is embarrassing and this fic is me coping with having an actual crush so i give you full permission to call me a simp over this .

─── ☆ length. 2.6k (23 mins) .

─── ☆ genre and warnings. +18 nsfw under the cut. minors dni, nanny au, dilf!toji, angsty start, fluff, minor character death, hints of depression, hookups, pining, black coded reader, you got brotha STARVING, megumi and tsumiki are toddlers in this, someone give toji a hug, vent-fic, hurt/comfort, age gap, height difference, it's always Gojo’ fault, masturbation, jealousy | — feedback is always welcomed & don't forget to reblog 🤍

Toji would say that after becoming a parent, he could read body language pretty well. Maybe it was just part of being a single parent and having to detect when your toddlers were sprouting nonsense just to stay up later knowing it was bedtime. 

From the times he believed that his little Megumi was being the perfect angel and finally grew out of his tantrum phase. 

Only to turn his back and realize that he had used craft scissors to chop a chunk out of Tsumiki’s hair and was playing nice to soften his punishment, to school beatdowns and playing dumb, Toji had decided he was just a master at decoding anyone’s bullshit.

Everyone except for his own that is.

Being a single parent came with its perks, Toji loved his two little demons, and it sort of helped that Tsumiki made the most of her mother's common sense.

But dealing with his ex-wife's abrupt death, being sprung into the life of lone fatherhood, and being a successful businessman were starting to take their toll on him.

His friends were not much help. Sure, Gojo did all he could to be seen as the cool uncle, but leaving his two hyper children with a man that refused to say no to anything that they asked was like signing his children up for their possible deaths.

Geto wasn’t much better, having his own marriage and kids. You would think that the father would grow to have a bit more compassion for the children's safety. Yet every time Tsumiki and Megumi visited their brass uncle, they would always come home with new scars sprouting about how they were practicing wrestling moves with their cousins for the last ice pop.

Waking up to something different, never being able to just fill in the gaps with a routine was starting to become a bit stressful. 

Not to mention going to work and having to push himself to his limits, knowing that just because he was friends and business partners with Nanami didn't mean he'd be lenient with him. 

All paired with the weight of some bold secretary that he had a one-night stand and never got the clue that every time he would brush her off for paperwork didn't mean he was singling her to cling onto him more. It was bad business hooking up with one of his employees Toji knows.

If anything, the woman had taken him at just the right opportunity when he was at the lowest moment of his life. Right after his wife's death, he had fallen behind on just about everything to the point where he would lean into any sense of comfort that reminded him of that faded memory he wanted to keep dear to his heart. 

So there he was after hours with a woman's thigh over his shoulder moaning out his name as if it were a prayer, and he had realized that right after it was all a mistake, which was kind of a shitty thing to note as she was standing right in front of him pulling up her panties. 

He just can't do it again, out of respect for her but also for himself. The last thing he wanted to do was entangle himself in another situation that would take more time away from his kids.

Not that he considered the woman to be pestering, but he wasn't a teenager anymore. The last thing he wanted to do was handle his stress by sticking his dick in the first woman he considered attractive, all because he had trouble bottling up all his emotions.

Toji's hatred for all the lingering eyes in the office—sure, Toji thought himself handsome—the proof was the number of relationships he had in his younger days.

There was something wrong with people finding him attractive and wanting something from him when he genuinely felt like his entire world would collapse on top of him if he stopped moving. 

As if he stopped overworking himself that he would be like one of those sharks that had to keep swimming or else they would fucking die. It was ironic how stupidly afraid Toji was at the thought of leaving his children alone in the world with both of their parents gone.

It was fear, having that parental fear for something every waking morning worrying every second that something could happen to children all because he could notice one little thing or he hadn't paid enough attention. 

Sure, he was being a hovering parent—call it what you want—but Toji would rather be that than a father who would spend his free time sleeping around with several different women. Never wanting to have to explain to his children that none of the women he slept with could compare to the relationship he had with their mother.

So he didn't. No more attachments. No more romantic anything, let alone bringing a woman home.

It was the secretary's fault. She was a beautiful woman with long hair and a cute, petite figure, and she allowed him to fold in any position that he wanted against his desk.

All that just makes Toji feel more guilty, or more worried, as if this choppy relationship that he had with this poor woman, whose name he would always forget yet who would practically scream out his, would just blow up in his face.

What if she wanted something more serious?

What if Nanami found out that he was banging one of the employees?

What if he got fired because he couldn't keep it in his pants?

What if he lost his main source of income and couldn't provide for his kids anymore?

All of those worries were just added stress, crowding his plate until he couldn't carry it anymore, and after a few years of bottling it all up until he couldn't anymore, he finally decided to reach out for help. 

Little by little, of course, he would actually tell his friends how he felt when they asked, spend more time letting Megumi and Tsumiki be actual kids, letting them hang out with their friends, and worry just a bit less whenever they would visit their younger cousins at Geto’s place. 

He had even accepted Gojo’s idea of hiring a babysitter, but of course, the blonde’s intentions for such an offer were dual-minded. 

Thriving on about how he should hire some smoking hot lady, to have some eye candy around the house to fuel some busting fantasies to break his dry spell. 

Toji was quick to dismiss that idea for a variety of reasons, one of which was that he had hired you. You were a clumsy young girl who just needed a side hustle to pay for some of your college classes, accepting his twenty-dollar an hour ad despite the fact that it was the lowest pay sandwiched between the obviously more wealthy families looking for someone to look after their kids so they didn't have to on the boogie nanny seeking website. 

At first, the idea of leaving his children alone with you was a terrifying thought. The impression that you gave him during the interview was more than enough to fuel his worries after seeing you stumble out of your car and get your jacket in the car door, dense to the point where you had face-planted into his back during the house tour, too busy gawking at the many bathrooms to pay attention to where you were supposed to be walking. 

Your genuinely bubbly personality around the children is what saved you from going broke. Sure,  you were a little naive when it came to some of the things that you lied about on your resume, but the thing that Toji liked about you was that you just seemed to handle yourself so well despite not knowing at all what you were doing. If anything, he admired how you had managed to keep yourself alive despite running through life so differently than he would.

You were quick to gain his trust, in fact, quicker than anyone has ever in his entire life. He felt his feelings were mostly biased given that his kids had practically attached themselves to you throughout the months of being their nanny. 

It was only natural for them to grow so close to you with how much Toji had to work, but what Toji hadn't expected was for you two to form some sort of friendship as well.

It started off pretty odd, with Toji coming home to find you have the kids tucked in for the night and spread out on his living room couch watching so many movies on his HBO Max account that he forgot he even had. 

You were a pretty chatty person, and he had learned to notice how you could go from being so silent that he would forget you were even there to the point of talking about anything within your wide range of interests that Toji had never heard of.

In all honesty, Toji loved that about you—how you could introduce him to new things that he hadn't gotten around to understanding all because he was too busy being a workaholic.

His new favorite part about coming home was just to talk to you, or at least listen to your rant about some silly little show, or make him listen to one of the new songs you had become obsessed with.

And before he had known it, Toji actually felt warmth in his household again, all because of some kind-hearted nanny who had managed to break down all of his walls.

It was almost strange how someone so opposite to him, someone so minor, could have managed to make his life change for the better.

And then it got a little bit more strange. 

Life had been going so well for him that sometimes those days would just blend together. There would be times at work when he had wished for his entire office building to crumble to dust just so he could get out of work early for the day, but even after those shifts, he would come home to you, and suddenly that swallowing dark hole in his chest would actually start to feel whole again.

He had just gotten so used to using you as his personal happiness dispenser that when you managed to wiggle into his life more and more, he even introduced you to his main group of friends. His mood was ruined when he saw Gojo's eyes practically glow at the sight of you during Tsumiki's birthday party. 

Toji hadn't understood why it had bothered him so much, seeing his best friend become too chummy with you.

If anything, knowing Gojo’s history of charming the pants off of any attractive woman, he could have prepared him enough to know that you too would soon enough fall victim to at least one of his friends, but there was just something so uncomfortable about hearing Gojo drown you in compliments.

It was as if something had clicked, and suddenly you weren't just the full-time nanny anymore, but the beautiful young woman that he had suddenly noticed was so pretty, and that alone made Toji feel like such a fucking creep. 

Maybe it was because you were closer to his children's age than his or the fact that every time you would change your hair every other month, he would imagine his hands tangled in your braids, how he would think about holding the locs away from your face to get a better view of you between his legs. 

It was all so fucked, your now normal image of him all screwed over all because of Gojo and his ability to turn anything sexual. Toji had felt just a little better pinning the blame on someone else, thinking that maybe it would ease his guilt for getting so hard thinking about you late at night.

You would be just downstairs asleep in the living while he laid down on the other side of the house in the comfort of his four walls, pressing his face into his pillows with an erection hard enough that he was convinced it was harder than bricks. 

For the first time in a while, it wasn't anything work-related taking up all of his attention, but instead the fucking nanny he hired. The pretty nanny who was in college, who was closer to his children's age than his, the nanny with the glossed lips that he had to hold back from wanting to taste which flavor it was she was wearing now. 

His lovely nanny, whom he wished to strip naked piece by piece to pay close attention to every dip and curve in her figure. He wanted you naked as the day you were born, spread across his mattress, lips parting only to say his name and his name only. 

It was a dangerous thought, one that often led to Toji revealing himself with a rabbit hole of thoughts about you in any situation his mind could imagine.

It was even more crude—wrapping his hand around his dick and thrusting his hips up into his hand, thinking about the same woman who was just a staircase away, masturbating as if he were a teenage boy and not a man with two kids asleep in just the room across the hall.

He blamed everything on Gojo, it was all his fault that you have suddenly seemed so fucking unforgettable. How could you suddenly be all he could think about with all his sanity thrown out the window for some nanny?

His pretty nanny.

You were so beautiful, with full lips, a dark complexion, and brown eyes that managed to look so appealing despite being so boring. Your expressions make you so easy to read. 

The way your brows would pull together whenever you were confused, how the ends of your lips would quirk with every joke, how your personality managed to be so welcoming.

You stood tall, your head just below his shoulder, average height but so short in comparison to his towering figure.

How bad Toji just wanted to scoop you up into his arms and bury his face into your neck, the same neck where he wanted to leave as many marks as he possibly could against your brown skin.

The thought doesn't help Toji’s aching dick at all. How bad he wants to suck little marks into your soft flesh, leaving dark little marks wherever he can against your body.

It was a possessive thought, having you covered in his teeth marks and love bites, waiting for the next guy to dare to even make a move on you. 

He wonders how soft your thighs feel and how nice they would feel wrapped around his waist. He lets his hand do the majority of the work, his fingers rough around his length, causing a groan from the friction. 

Toji’s fantasies about you play out quite beautifully in his mind, so perfectly, in fact, that he struggles to keep himself silent. 

Which was a new thing for him given that Toji wasn’t usually very vocal during sex, not even the best blowjob that he had ever gotten would he give anything but a few grunts yet there he was fisting into his fist to keep himself from whimpering out so pathetically. 

Humping his hand to the point where he had to cover his own mouth, he finished all over himself, strings of cum shooting all over his chest to his shirt. He was too caught up in his own bliss to care about the sad mess he created. 

Toji thought you were beautiful. He thought you were so perfect to the point where even the simple thought of you made him so happy.

You, his nanny, were the realization that settled in his mind after his high. 

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[lokissweater]

did i go back to my roots with otome games and download ikemen sengoku in the wee hours of the night? why yes i did !! 😻😻

biggest most sloppiest kiss to anyone who can guess which man i chose to simp for !! 😻😻

but i’ll give you a hint it’s the one that literally hates me and treats me like shit at the start and then softens up because it gave megumi vibes OH WHAT A MF SURPRISE YALL UHUHUH 😻😻👅👅👅

[megumishousewife]

Streamer! Megumi x Chubby!Streamer Reader

A/N: I have been gone for a MINUTE so imma try and make this lil story the best I can because I’m really doing this because I had an idea one night. Annndddd even though this is more oriented to plus size girls, I want everyone to enjoy this piece. ANYWAYS…

For today’s stream, your chat decided to play a little bit of Resident Evil 4 since it was a new game popping off at the time. You’re a big horror fan so this makes this even better, but you were a little late to the party, seeing that other youtubers and streamers had already beaten you to the punch. You told your fans that even if they have probably seen other people play the game before you, all that matters is that they are getting the uncut Y/N version so they are in for a good one.

 “Just letting you guys know that we are donating to a charity that helps families in need of major necessities so please donate and help the cause. If we do raise past the goal today, I might let you guys pick your rewards. Maybe a 24 hour stream or another vlog, but it’s up to you guys,” you said with a smile.

You watched as your chat was lit up with multiple comments and you just laughed at the excitement of your fans. Even though you probably pull in 10k a stream, you want to make all ten thousands of your fans happy. Also on your youtube channel, Y/N Games, you have already reached 1 million subscribers, which you told everyone was a big milestone. Continuing on, you played RE4 for a good three hours with nothing but a few deaths, multiple donations, giggles, and you simping over Leon because who wouldn’t.

You said, “Y’all, if I was in the zombie apocalypse and I had to have one of my crushes save me...you guys already know who he is.”

Your fans already know how much you gush over the streamer,Megumi Fushiguro, aka Megs. You always found his stoic attitude very sexy and the jokes he made were very similar to yours. You could probably go on for hours talking about this man since you found him way before you even considered doing content. He has probably around an average of 25k viewers and 5 million subscribers on Youtube. You always talk about how you see him at conventions and never speak to him because you were scared of what he would think of you. For some reason, your stream was blowing up the chat about him and that he’s live right now with his best friends, Nobara and Yuji, who are also content creators. 

You laughed, “Guys, I will react to their stream tomorrow, butttt I see that we have reached our goal of donations! Thank you guys so much and we can actually take these last few minutes to discuss what you guys want for your reward.”

After looking at the comments for 5 minutes, you have narrowed down to 3 options.

“You guys really want me to come out of my comfort zone with these,” you said with a nervous laugh, “Option One: collab with fav youtuber or streamer. Two, ask out my fav youtuber or streamer. Or three, prank calling my streamer friends. This decision isn’t up to me, so I will put a poll on my twitter so you guys can take a vote on what we should do. It will be open for 24 hours so you guys can pop in anytime to vote. Thank you so much, I love you guys and good nigghtttt!”

You clicked off the “end stream” button and you felt your heart pounding out of your chest. The first two options were already embarrassing because how in the hell were you going to get in contact with Megumi. And knowing your fans, they were not going to do the last one because it’s too easy. Sighing, you got up to take a shower and flopped on your big bed. Just for background noise, you turned on another plus sized youtuber that you always watched do a random storytime while you got to work. The fastest thing to do was to upload the VOD of tonight's stream that one of your mods saved to your youtube channel. since you stream Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays; you didn’t want your youtuber watchers to miss out on your newest gameplay. Next, you went to Twitter and uploaded the poll, feeling a small pit in your stomach. You also saw that you were tagged in a video of Nobara, Megumi, and Yuji rating Youtubers and streamers. You pressed play and saw what was about to unfold.

Nobara said, “Next one is plus sized youtuber and streamer, Y/N games!”

You could feel your face flush up instantly. What. The. Fuck. They are rating you out of all people and the only thing you can do is brace yourself for what to come because when it comes down to being a plus sized content creator, or just being plus sized in general, you have to be thick skinned and not let the hate get to you. But, the friend group actually took you by surprise. 

“Not gonna lie, she kinda bad! Megumi, you’re silent. The fans need your feedback,” Yuji said, nugging his best friend.

Megumi looked as if he’s even embarrassed to say anything but he managed to get a few words out as his face reddened.

“She’s pretty,” Megumi said, keeping his response short. 

Nobara and Yuji laughed as the chat was blowing up saying he might have a crush, but you rolled your eyes and logged out of Twitter for the night to go to sleep. Even though your body felt tired from the day’s work of streaming, editing, and sending emails, you couldn’t take your mind off of Megs’ face when he called you pretty.

“Maybe I’m just in over my head,” you thought to yourself.

After trying to let the thought pass as best as possible, you allowed yourself to drift into a deep sleep.

Don’t jump me! I know this is a little short but I think I’m going to post them in sections because chile, I’m acting like I haven’t typed in forever. But I hoped yall enjoyed it!!!

[gothic-thoughts]

Different I Love You

(I heard the rumors, Gojo Simps. So here's some happiness.)

Gojo Satoru x Black Fem Reader Fluff

DomesticAU, Drabble

TW: None

"I'm baack~!"

 Silence. I pout a little as I lock the door behind me and walk into the kitchen area.

"Baby girl?" I put down the paper bag on the counter, "Your favorite boy is home~!"

 The continuous silence made me frown before walking upstairs. I open our bedroom door to see (Y/n) fast asleep with her arms wrapped around my pillow on my side of the bed. Aww, and she swears she hates me. I'd let her sleep but I don't wanna. I tiptoe to the bed, lean over and vigorously shake her awake until she yells at me.

"Hi~ Miss me?"

 She threw my pillow at my face and groans when it hits the infinity around me. I laugh, tossing it back on the bed and sitting on the bed to spoon her into me feeling her skin heat up my cool body, leaving her with goosebumps and a slight shiver. I pepper her neck and right cheek with light kisses before squeezing her tightly to my body.

"It's wild how even when you're annoying as hell I manage to miss you anyway." She mumbles groggily, "What the hell are you even doing here, I thought you were gonna be in Japan for a couple more days."

"You know who you're talking to? Of course I handled a couple curses in less than two weeks."

"Itadori and Megumi helped didn't they?"

"Maybe...but-they-didn't-have-to!"

"Uh huh. What about that time when--"

  I attacked her face and forehead with kisses to shush her from saying anymore nonsense until she finally pushed me away.

"Come back here." I chuckle before cutting it off with a gasp, "Oh wait! I bought you something!"

"Really?! From Japan?"

"No from Italy, yes Japan! Let's go!"

"Is that why you woke me up?"

"Yes, cuz it can't wait! C'mon."

 I throw her over my shoulder, listening to her ramble about being tired and how badly she doesn't wanna move. Like I wasn't the one moving her, she'll be fine. She'll be even better when I show her what I got! Once in the kitchen, I gently place (Y/n) on her feet.

"Boom! Open it!"

 She looked between me and the brown paper bag and I nodded with a wide smile, assuring her it wasn't one of my pranks. She squints.

"It's not! Would I do that to you as soon as I got back?"

"Yes, absolutely."

"Babe, just loook~"

 She sucks her teeth and looks inside the bag before turning back at me with her jaw dropped and her eyes wide. She quickly pulled out the 2 of the three containers of ice cream mochi in each hand with a bright smile. 

"Aww...Satoru...."

"I got them in the airport in Japan. And before you say anything, it's two containers of strawberry and a case of cookies and cream."

"Aw, Toru~ This is so sweet."

"I accept my payment in kisses, so go ahead."

"I cannot believe you woke me up for this."

"It woulda melted!"

"It should be melted, you got it before getting on a 14 hour flight! An besides we have a freezer."

"It was important! Just try some!"

"It's all goopy, lemme freeze it for a minute."

"(Y/n), please! I never ask you for anything!"

"That's cap."

"JUST TRY SOME!"

 She quickly opens the small tub of ice cream and happily bites into one of the strawberry-flavored mochi. She hums in content while I clapped like a kid.

"It's melted!"

"But is it good?"

She rolls her eyes at me with a chuckle, "It is good." She puts both the tubs into our freezer. "How much was this anyway? I hope it wasn't too much."

"It's fine, it was about 2500 yen."

"What, 2500?! Wait, how much is that?"

"Relax it's about 25 dollars here. It's not that much."

"Oh good, I almost felt the need to pay you back."

"I mean, I haven't gotten my payment yet."

"Ohh, right. You mean this?"

 She grabbed my shirt and made me bend down for a tender kiss from her. Our lips were cold from the ice cream but the kiss itself warmed my soul after such a long time away from her. Before I knew she pulled away with a smile but I wasn't done.

[airandyeah]

By The Beach Merman Nanami X Reader pt.11 ~ Extra

This contains smut! Also some comedy bits right at the bottom. This also takes place after Kento and the reader got married. Warnings: MINORS DNI! oral sex, honeymoon sex, Kento is a total simp, funny jokes about Gojo and Geto being gay. Yay.

The wedding had gone smoothly, it was small, in a courthouse, the only people present being your own parents. It didn't matter how small it was, all that mattered was you becoming Y/N Nanami, and being able to be with the love of your life. So now you sit here, in a little BNB in Malaysia, waiting for your husband to finish his shower. You and Kento have had sex before, a handful of times actually. He discovered a porno by accident and asked you about it while blushing like a virgin- Because he was. But that was some time ago, you both had tried different things, and found a rhythm. Now you're sat on the bed of the BNB with a lingerie set clinging to your body. It was a pretty shade of blue, the same color as the shirt your husband liked to wear. As he steps out of the bathroom, the steam releases from the small room, revealing your husband, nothing but a towel wrapped around his waist, his blond hair pushed back, and his honey eyes hungrily eyeing your form. Yesterday I heard you say Your lust for life has gone away He stalked towards you and you almost giggled at the predatory gleam in his eyes. Once he's in front of you, he runs a hand from your cheeks, to your neck, trailing down over your breasts and landing at your waist. So let's make a decision, start a new religion You reached up and brought his face down to kiss you. Your lips melded together in a hot kiss and not to long after, they were desperate and sloppy, you trying to shove down his towel while he tried to strip you of your lingerie quickly. In fields of flowers, pass the hours Making love is how we'll pray Now he has you naked, fully splayed out on the bed for his hungry eyes, and he absolutely drinks you in. He kisses all down your body, leaving marks and goosebumps in his wake. He makes his way down your thighs and before you know it his nose is bumping your clit while his tongue plays with you entrance. His eyes watching your face, his strong arms holding your thighs apart as you whine. We are the light, we are the life, we are the envy of the gods above He eats you out like a man starved, your whines serving as fuel for him to keep going, while your honeyed juices spill down his chin. Run, run, run away Just take my hand and we'll abandon this world You felt your climax crash down on you hard and fast, crying out as you see white. Your thighs try to push closed but his mouth keeps licking and sucking, elongating the orgasm and cleaning up the mess between your dripping thighs. You're young and beautiful, and I'll love you always

He made love to you after that, slow thrusts and kisses as you both lost yourselves in each others embrace. His eyes held a deep rooted passion, a love for you, and your gaze mirrored his. You're truly the happiest woman in the world. Wine and women and wonderful vices Welcome to the cult of Dionysus! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Funny time! Gojo: Heyyyy, I wanna have legs like Nanamin! Megumi: *Changes him so he can finally be rid of the white haired menace* Gojo on land: *walks the streets* Holy shit, that's a hot woman! Geto: *Turns around* WHERE?! Gojo, blushing: U-uhm, you.... Geto:... ~ They get married 2 years later ~ Toji, till tied to the chair hours after Kento got turned: *Muffled noises of frustration* Megumi: Would you shut up? Toji: *Muffled curses* Megumi: I mean, you can try to kick my ass. But you seem a little... Tied up at the moment, Toji: *death glares and finally shuts up* Kento: *Accidentally stumbles on porn* Y-Y/N, what is this? *Shows you the screen* Y/N: *Dies of laughter* Well honey, I'm glad you asked- *Cracks knuckles* Kento: Hey Y/N, what's "the game"? Y/N: *Sharp inhale* Kento get the fuck out of my house.

[ao3feed-itafushi]

Promise Love Together Forever

by Gelafour It was just past midnight of November 12th. In about 12 hours from now, Yuuji, Megumi, Panda and Hakari would join the colonies to start their hunt for Higuruma and Kashimo.   Yuuji cannot sleep, too disturbed by the events that took place in Shibuya. Megumi had asked him to be saved, but right now, it is Yuuji who needs saving. And Megumi is the only one who can do that. Words: 6588, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 2 of Itafushi Week 2024 Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Itadori Yuuji, Fushiguro Megumi Relationships: Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sad with a Happy Ending, Happy Ending, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, During Canon, Canon Compliant, Post-Shibuya Incident Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), Pre-Culling Game Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), they are about to enter the Culling Games though, Suicidal Thoughts, but only briefly, Literal Sleeping Together, Itadori Yuuji Needs a Hug, Fushiguro Megumi Needs a Hug, Itadori Yuuji Has PTSD, Panic Attacks, Established Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji, Fushiguro Megumi Loves Itadori Yuuji, Itadori Yuuji Loves Fushiguro Megumi, Sad Itadori Yuuji, Dorks in Love, Soft Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji, Boys In Love, Boys Kissing, Itadori Yuuji and Fushiguro Megumi Need Therapy, Gojo Satoru Adopts Fushiguro Megumi and Tsumiki, Post-Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 143: One More Time, Protective Fushiguro Megumi, Cute Ending, Cute Fushiguro Megumi, Cute Itadori Yuuji, Fushiguro Megumi is a simp, Itadori Yuuji is a Simp, ItaFushi Week 2024 (Jujutsu Kaisen), Itadori Yuuji-centric from AO3 works tagged 'Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji' https://ift.tt/vgQ2ReS

[kannra21]

🩷ART CORNER🩷

The art tag didn't work so well so I decided to put all my works here on display. Hope you like it.

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🎀Mammon baby carrier 🎀Satan 🎀Satan and Belphegor 🎀Luke 🎀Solomon x MC 🎀Luci vs Mephis 🎀Solomon x MC 🎀Barbatos x MC 🎀MC human sheep form 🎀Solomon dangly earrings 🎀Lucifer 🎀Simeon angel form 🎀Solomon simp hour 🎀Solomon x OC new art

BNHA

🎀Villain Deku 🎀Hawks fanart 🎀Dabi Hawks Easter 🎀TodoMomo Kambe style 🎀Mr Compress 🎀Theatric family 🎀OC Misao 🎀OC Misao 2 🎀Dabi x Geten 🎀Hawks' dad design 🎀Shigaraki meme 🎀Dabi autumn bell flower 🎀Dabi and Fuyumi 🎀Hawks the hero 🎀Hawks x Fuyumi 🎀Misao x Cortney 🎀Misao character sheet

JJK

🎀Gojo selfship lol 🎀Gojo basketball scene 🎀Gojo commission 🎀Jujutsu Kaisen MC 🎀Gojo x Utahime 🎀Megumi's divine dog 🎀JJK shadow technique 🎀Gojo ship art 🎀Megumi x MC 🎀JJK cats 🎀Beanie Megumi 🎀Megumi x blackMC

HQ

🎀Tsukishima + Kuuro x MC 🎀Miya bros x MCs 🎀Iwaizumi x MC

OTHER

🎀Kisshu 🎀Squid Game fanart

[i-am-literal-nightmare-fuel]

“By the way. You never did tell me why I wasn’t allowed in the rain.”

Gojo simps, I’m sure y’all think you’d be at his grave forever but if anybody is sitting at his grave for hours, it’s Megumi.

quick little 1hr 40min doodle

story behind the caption;

originally, the dialogue was meant to say ‘Remember that story you told me about my father? Kind of sick just how much I looked like him at your funeral.’ Because the drawing was always meant to include Megumi with wet hair, looking strikingly like Toji. I also like to believe that he wasn’t allowed in the rain without an umbrella as he got older.

yes I wanted to hurt y’all. I also just had the idea of ‘so.. that thing with Gojo, huh? .. wonder who would stay at his grave the longest.’ And the first person in my mind was Megumi.

he probably likes to act like he doesn’t go visit him every day, when people ask he just says he goes out for dinner every night or that he had something to do, but nobody buys that. He might act like he hates him a lot but I know Megumi sees Gojo as his dad.

alts:

[saberlibrary]

HIYAAA, this is me, IM SO HAPPY YOU WANT TO BE MOOTS WITH ME AS WELL, so far ive finsihed most of my assignments I just a few that take a little more longer and so much more effort but after that im so taking a big break.

so true though, ive been a ghost user since I joined and that was like 2020 I totally saw the rise and the fandom of the superwholock era but I never really joined in on it as I haven't watched those shows so Tumblr was like an app that was there but I wasn't using it every hour of the day as I am now, it has now become my favourite escape from reality other than sleeping (and even that could use some improvement like lucid dreaming or maybe even shifting) >_< so ive just been a consumer on here until I see like blogs that drop posts within a minute and the next day it has more than like 10,000 notes (WHICH they soo deserve bc damn they write so majestically) and I was like man I would die if even one person liked my posts and liked what I wrote, I cant even imagine how I would react to 100 let alone 10,000. like I think I would sob. and the way blogs write their posts, you can tell they put their whole mind and soul and everything into it, its so beautiful. so this community really ignited my previously dead passion for writing and I love it for that.

I have no experience in working but I think I might have to start soon since my situation sort of demands it so I have no idea what its like but I can only imagine changing 100% of a campaign is more than stressful, I hope it goes well for you and you get more free time to yourself.

also I noticed you said mother language, i'm actually curious, what's your mother language?

also side note: I was rereading your sukuna body and soul fic (for like the nth time bc I cant get enough of it) and I was so shocked bc like I LOATHE sukuna after like everything he did ARGH I cant express how much I hate him but omg that fic, mmmh, it hit different because my hatred for him, boom, somehow became nonexistent and im daydreaming about being the reincarnated lover of this epitome of evil man. im literally catching feelings that's how good it was.

i really enjoyed your reply and I appreciate you taking the time to talk to me, its honestly the first time im having interactions other than likes on here. and im so glad that I get to be mutuals with you.

hope you're doing well, >>>>3333

euorian.

I'm so happy to finally meet you, boo! <3

I hope you can finish your assignments asap and enjoy the New Year's and also a good break!!

I actually watched 2/3 of superwholock so it was... an experience!! I also get so happy when I see authors with that many notes because I know how they put their hearts into their writing and they totally deserve it. and they're doing it FOR FREE, it's kinda insane especially when we read some shakespearian level kinda thing.

and I can tell you even one interaction makes a big difference, people like you -- taking a bit of your time to write a little something -- supporting us mean the world. so, thank you again. and I assure you I'll be there to support you as well with your writing ^_^

and AHHHHHHHHH I'm so glad you liked my sukuna!!! I'm gonna tell ya I'm NOT a sukuna girlie lol. gojo is my fav jjk character (toji and megumi fight for 2nd place). BUT I think sukuna is a great villain, he's hot af and I mean-- I WOULD. and the idea of that big bad monster, the king of curses, being obsessed with a woman? A SIMP? IM DOWN.

definitely gonna write more about him.

my mother language is portuguese !!!

you can always talk to me, send me DMs, whatever u want! again, its nice to meet you, euorian. <3

[just-jordie-things]

Hewwo.

I want to ask you a thing.... Who is your main simp?

As for mine.... Hehe

You already know 😏

it’s equally split among gojo megumi and yuuta and often depends on the day (or hour) but i cannot choose between them I WONT !!!

[gumilac]

i will never shut up about megumi. ever.

what is perfection and why is it fushiguro megumi?

[luvvmamaia]

Me:

You:

/hj labyu 😘

Teka lang— 😎🤏🕶😳

Ily talaga atee 😍😍

[kissingchoso]

gumi who cums untouched because he just loves you so much and he cant help himself because who can truly handle themselves around a total cutie like you🥺

- 🍁

all you have to do is make out with him. his hands are awkwardly placed on your sides and he’s not sure how hard he should be kissing you but he follows your lead the whole time. the second your tongue slips into his mouth, he flinches in your hold. the sensation is new and he’s not sure if he’s 100% a fan of it but the more you two do it, he learns to love it. :((( when you crawl over his lap and sit right on his strong thighs, he’s a goner. pulls away from your lips, crying out your name. his face is super red and he looks super embarrassed by the fact that there’s a huge wet patch forming at the front of his sweatpants, but it’s okay. <3 you still love him regardless as he does you