#meghan's attack hamster

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I recently received a copy of Bellendgame from the library. I tried to force my way through it like I did Funding Feedom (I just couldn't with Waagh) but I'm tossing in the towel! I had serious problems with it while reading the prologue! What does that say about this book when the nonsense starts in the prologue?

Many people are aware when any member of the Royal Family travels to another country, they must always pack an all-black outfit. The reason being in case they have to attend a last-minute funeral in the host nation, or someone in the family were to pass away whilst they were abroad. The rule actually stems from the one occasion in which Queen Elizabeth II herself was caught out whilst abroad. She was on a trip to Kenya with Prince Philip when her father King George VI died, and as such, the then-Princess would become Queen. She had to wait on the plane on the tarmac until someone could bring her a black mourning outfit.

The UnSussexful's malicious mouthpiece and attack hamster, Omid, claims in his prologue that when the Queen was in her 90s, the journalists who covered the Royals carried a black mourning suit with them at all times, even on holiday, in case the Queen died! "...a grim reminder that Queen Elizabeth II was nearing the end of her life" and it was "...a vital piece of the reporting tool kit" So he carried a polyester suit in the boot of his car for six years waiting for the Queen to pass? WTAF?! Journalists might have had a black tie on hand but they were not all carrying mourning suits around with them just in case. He is so much like his puppetmaster! Trying to be Royal adjacent/part of the story by carrying a mourning suit whenever he traveled, like the Royals do, is beyond pathetic!

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While 'Lickspittle' is pretty hard to beat, I'm loving 'Attack hamster'...🐹

MM's extreme envy and jealousy of Catherine Princess of Wales is coming out via her attack hamster - Scabies by u/narcwatchkiwi

MM's extreme envy and jealousy of Catherine, Princess of Wales is coming out via her attack hamster - Scabies TW's absolute jealousy of Catherine, the Princess of Wales is completely pathological. Narcissism expert, Dr. Ramani gives an awesome overview of narcissistic envy and jealousy that in my opinion, perfectly applies to TW's ongoing smear campaign of attacks and lies about Catherine, Princess of Wales. The Green eyed monster strikes via her attack hamster - Scabies.The extremity of the narcissistic envy involves often hurling accusations, and also accusing others of being jealous (assuming that others are jealous of them), belittling other's achievements and so on. It's all on full display in Scabies foul book - at the end of the day, he's just the ghost writer for TW's jealous smear campaign against Catherine, the Princess of Wales. post link: https://ift.tt/KPU6g9N author: narcwatchkiwi submitted: November 30, 2023 at 02:28AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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being a swiftie is like that one episode of drake and josh where they kill meghan’s hamster and she tells them she’s going to get back at them and they wait around for like weeks paranoid at every little thing just waiting for her to attack but her entire revenge was just freaking them out....taylor swift is meghan

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Since you owner chan is new. 100 facts about you please! I love your blog!

FINALLY DONE!! XD HERE WE GO! I seriously can’t even think of anything but AOT, cons, my pets and Anime so forgive me

The entirety of my first name “Bella” is Bellarry

My birthday is December 21st

My favorite and lucky number is 21

I live in Britain

But I am half Brit, half Filipina

I can speak 3 different languages fluently and 5 others but basic

My favorite food and drink is coconut

I love animals

I have 2 cats

They are named Sawney and Bean

My family told me not to keep them but I did because they are my babies.

Currently 21 dogs but if you count in all others that passed away, I will have almost 40

I named 6 of my new puppies after AOT characters (Levi, Hanji, Erwin, Eren, Armin and Mikasa)

I used to have hamsters and goldfish too when I was younger

I love AOT/ SNK and my favorite ship is LeviHan

My next favorite ship is Aruani

My other favorite anime are Mirai Nikki, Another, and Macross Delta

My favorite anime genre is Gore then next is Idols

I play Love Live School Idol Festival

My best girl in Love Live is Nico Yazawa

My best girl in Macross Delta is Kaname Buccaneer

I am seriously also trash for Mystic Messenger

My fav route or dad is Jumin

I fell in love with Myetie’s Art and Just-Quintessentially-me’s writing

I’m actually better at calligraphy than writing and drawing combined

My coloring skills are something I am proud of

I love hoarding coloring and calligraphy pens and pencils but rarely use them

If I wasn’t writing, I would be dancing, but I’m a terrible dancer

My sport is Badminton

But I am currently learning how to Ice Skate because Yuri on Ice

I want to learn how to sew so I can cosplay

I love traveling, I had been to 9 countries including Japan (thankfully)

If I were to live somewhere else aside from Britain and Philippines, I’d choose Japan or Paris.

I actually own a Survey Corp Jacket and Cape which I bought from Japan ON SALE!! :D

My own glasses are modeled after Hanji’s glasses.

I have successfully convinced my group mates to make our project AOT themed last year (And we got a good grade)

My height is only the same as Levi’s (5’3)

But my weight is Annie (54kg) of pure fat.

My favorite LeviHan fics are “License to Science and Kill” by Just-Quintessentially-me and “A Bird Leaves her Cage” by Crazyaniknowit.

I actually memorized Bauklotze (one of the full German songs of AOT) but I can’t reach the pitch

I probably already memorized all the lyrics of the OSTS by heart, kidding! But I did for Jiyuu no Tsubasa, Guren no Yumiya, DOA, Barricades, Reluctant Heroes, and Sasageyo.

I also got to memorize some of Levi’s songs such as Hizamazuke and Pomp and Circumstance

I think I have a “Levi/ Hiroshi Kamiya Detector”. Whenever I watch new anime, I automatically know if he voiced a character even without searching it (I still do for confirmation after and I’m always right).

I’ve been to the Sky Tree exhibit and saw the huge Colossal Titan head.

I have successfully turned my family members into AOT fans (or at least made them watch it)

If Titans were real, I would not complain and join the training corps in a heartbeat.

Some countries I would like to visit are Greece, USA, Switzerland, and Macau

I would like to have silver hair one day

I love Wonder Woman and Poison Ivy

My favorite youtuber is JBunzie

My favorite cosplayers are Anzujaamu, Reika, Hikarin, Haoge and Meghan Starbuxx Cofee

I have Pareidolia or the condition wherein you can see faces in objects.

My favorite LeviHan artists are Alemanriq and Drinkyourfuckingmilk

I stalk my mutuals for fun whenever I’m bored (most often Isatastrophe and Myheartisrollingthunder) oops

I’m dying to have asks and requests from people because my writers block visits me very often and its nice to have fresh ideas

I cried after having such overwhelming feedback for Stow Away (THANK YOU!!)

I usually splurge on make up and wigs because I really want to cosplay one day (but sadly I’m not confident enough yet)

I only swim free

I only fell in love with one person so far and he reminds me so much of Levi except that he is tall

I named one of my dogs after him thinking I could move on. Both him and my dog are astill so adorable I can’t forget :P

I only tried hard to learn German because my crush last year was half German

People tell me my voice sometimes already sound like Hanji/ Romi Park when I speak Japanese

I’m quite OC with my notes and aesthetics

I take hours making reviewers because I do them in calligraphy to motivate myself

I find it motivating if I listen to Guren no Yumiya while working or studying. I call it my ‘fight song’

I actually bought the 3DMG harness from TaoBao and it took me 1 day to figure it out plus another 3 hours to put it on.

If I was in AOT, I’d already be eaten by a titan while prepping up my gear.

I even bought boots and a yellow blouse so I can look like Hanji whenever I want to.\

Someone called me Sasha while cosing as Hanji

I also have a red scarf for Mikasa

Aside from AOT clothes, I have some that resemble Love Live and Macross Delta costumes, and Yurri Plisetsky’s blue Jacket.

I actually have covers for all my fics incase they need it one day.

I have no Idea how to use Pinterest and Pixiv

I stare at the ceiling for the rest of the night when the fic I’m reading ends in a cliff hanger

I approach and openly converse with people who I spot have AOT merch.

The person who had a crush on me spent money on buying me an expensive ass Hanji acrylic keychain during a con and I still have it but sadly, he was a bit forceful and we didn’t end in good terms.

One of my conditions in my list of “How to know if he is the one I will Marry” is that me and my future husband should cosplay as LeviHan

I am scheduled to cosplay Hanji in a dress this December with a complete AOT squad in casual. (Still prepping my chubby self though)

My favorite anime songs outside of Attack on titan are Anone Ganbare by Lilywhite, Fuyu Ga Kureta Yokan by Bibi, and Axia by Kaname Buccaneer

I love Vocaloid

My favorite Vocaloid song is Tell Your World by Miku Hatsune

I can cut my own hair after styling so many wigs

I actually earn my wants by making cosplay props for other cosplayers as a sideline when I have spare time.

I want to become a Cardio Surgeon because I can’t fix my own heart so I will just fix others

I still have almost 10 years of studying ahead of me because of Med School

I am very OC about my blog theme

One thing I am very proud of from my blog is my Masterlist because its fucking amazing in my POV

I have Wattpad but I only use it to draft and use AO3 and tumblr to post fics instead.

I do not like flowers, I wouldn’t accept it if someone gave me a boquet.

I only drink tea if it has milk with it and coffee only if it is brewed and not instant.

My tumblr username or URL only came from the ‘suggestions’ because I ran out of ideas XD

I think red eyes are cool, I even own red contact lenses myself.

I once had a dream where there were people I didn’t know and they oddly said goodbye to me before I woke up. I will never forget about it, they broke the fourth wall or smth.

My gender is ‘Hanji’ or indefinite

My next favorite character after Hanji and Levi is Nanaba then my least favorite character is Nile (still thinks he’s a cowardly douche)

I would like to learn how to ride horses fast because of AOT

My favorite place in the world is Baguio Philippines because its cold, and it reminds me of AOT (big ass trees, horses, and looks walled because of mountains)

Some cons I’m dying to attend are those that are in Japan and Singapore.

I love cons in the Philippines, people are so welcoming and warm.

I would gladly have a bird nose if I could XD

send an ask/anon here x.

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Um yeah...🤣

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This is the first page in Bellendgame. I worked in tv news for three years, the entertainment industry (film script analysis) for five years and politics for 13 years. I've never known a journalist who obsessively kept all of their media cards like they were back stage passes/star boinking trophies. He really tried to make the Royal ones obvious...🤣

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Flop, flop, floppity flop! 🤣

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"Omid has the energy of a goblin..."

Quote from @countesscuriosity 2022

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100% truthful...

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I've enjoyed being Scobie free since Rachel oh so conveniently discarded him after he lied for her about the racist royals in his hitpiece book...

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Is it me or is Omid's generic Bellendgame dedication rather sad? No thanks to Mom or Dad, to an English teacher, to anyone specific--he's just like TW! Thanks for the clicks and helping make me money...🤢

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Reblog!!! Things that make you go hmmmmmm....🤔

Just wondering, remember the whistleblower blowing Harry's cover about him sleeping in hotels. Was this the time Scooby-Doo Doo came to Cali? So in theory the hotel became a way for the manuscript could be written. look at the dates the story emerged May 2023 and the Scoobie pic in Santa Barbara, here in my home state California. (May-June timeframe).

What do you think?

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Successful book:

UnSussexful book:

At least my library didn't buy 300 copies of this like they did of Waagh...

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And we're still wondering who exactly showed rabid attack hamster Omid the email that Rachel sent to BP...🤔

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As we all know Scabies is the attack hamster: Its MEGHAN speaking! Tom Bower blasts SHAMEFUL Sussexes as Scobie used as a tool for attack by u/narcwatchkiwi

As we all know, Scabies is the attack hamster: ‘It’s MEGHAN speaking!’ Tom Bower blasts ‘SHAMEFUL’ Sussexes as Scobie ‘used as a tool’ for attack https://youtu.be/TO1jvTtj7Yc?feature=shared post link: https://ift.tt/tIkQmMO author: narcwatchkiwi submitted: November 28, 2023 at 09:32AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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Like Sussex Suckups or Sussex Sycophants although 'Psychophants' is more appropriate for fans of the 'Carparkles'...🤣

If Sugar is "racist" let's pick another term to describe these idiotic people by u/AllergicToBullies

If Sugar is "racist", let's pick another term to describe these idiotic people Whatever their collective noun, I think that we all agree avid followers of the Carparkles are completely delulu and often race-baity and aggressive. Yuk. I saw the word psychos suggested in the "Sugar is considered racist" thread. Maybe this would not play well in the press lol, despite its possible veracity...but let's discuss!And Happy New Year, Sinners (the name we embrace)​View Poll post link: https://ift.tt/wUN1XdR author: AllergicToBullies submitted: January 02, 2024 at 04:25PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit