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People give joffrey way too much credit acting like he's some kind of all powerful megasatan or smth. Like it's nice that you believe in him n all but all you'd need to do is slap him and he'd start crying lol
#.txt#'he would skin aegon with his bare hands 😈' his ass is not doing that#'he would shoot and kill him in 0.5 seconds 😈' girl HOW he can't even aim properly#not even confident he could win a verbal fight tbh#im like the opposite of stans when someone is too nice to one of my faves I get mad#reverse powerscaling
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tboi challenge idea: its called communism. u play as jacob and esau. both start with libra. treasure rooms do show up but shops do not. you open up the megasatan door and JUMPSCARE its ultra greed
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tlost megasatan done........ the game gave me so many holy cards and still it was so. stressful.
#me talking#got some absolutely game winning synergies. it is my reward for putting up with this hell game
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OH MY GOD EVERYTHING HERE EXACTLY EXAVTLY!!! it will FOREVER get my goat that nix invented a whole new magical land to explore just so we could follow the two least interesting (imo) plot threads in the entire series. as if there is not Fifty Metric Tons of unrest and conflict still remaining at what has always been the focus of the series: the intersection between ancelstierre and the ok. as if there is really ANY doubt that our protagonists, who literally just defeated the book equivalent of megasatan, could possibly have ANY actual trouble getting rid of some crustyass sprit with questionable taste in face coverings.
(...i must clarify here that i have not read clariel so perhaps the significance of chlorrs whole thing is lost. and i will then clarify that I Still Dont Care!! the political ramifications/reburying the destroyer/nicholas sayre tabloid pages/lirael vs ancelstierrian politicians/department 13 repatriations/sam problems™/the whole worldwide war refugee political tension corolini propaganda sams promise situation stuff is so so so much more interesting to me.)
PLUS look me in the eye and tell me that doing the whole absinthe-drinking carrots-cut-into-interesting-shapes political hobnobbing would not be lirael's worst fear. like. this is "didn't speak to anyone for like a week" lirael we're talking about? "my social skills include running away, crying, and lying about my age" lirael?? "my only friend throughout all of my formative years was a magic dog" lirael??? "canonically doesn't know what a car is" lirael???? i love her dearly, but liri put exactly 0 points into charisma OR knowledge of ancelstierre. she would be capital s Suffering and i sincerely doubt her buddies sam "suspectedoftreason" eth or nick "grandautotheft" sayre would really be much help.
there's just soo much juicy stuff both character-, worldbuilding-, plot-wise that gets totally handwaved aside at the end of abhorsen and i NEED TO KNOW M O R E—
also also als o. not to derail your post (again) but your tags!!!!! >> #rogir should either be the next annoying companion Or. attempt to possess ellie while everyone is busy being suspicious of sam#As a treat!!!!
like. ellimere is SUCH an interesting character and she deserves to get the spotlight at some point! and as the one in line to the throne a book about the political aftermath of abhorsen (well. i say book. what i mean is the hypothetical goldenhand-but-good novel that lives in my brain) should totally feature her prominently.
we don't know a lot about ellimere other than her two (2) appearances and a lot of sideye from sam but what we do know is , quite frankly, INSANE. she went to school beside the monument commemorating the death of her namesake at the hands of kerrigor!! she was regent at 18!! no wonder she's driven and serious— that's an insane legacy to live up to. the ways in which, at least to me, both sam and ellie's behaviour seem to be opposite reactions to the crushing legacy of their parents is absolutely fascinating (i love dysfunctional family dynamics i need to put them both in a jar and shake it <3). obviously there's a lot to work with via rogir/sam parallels but there's also a LOT connecting rogir and ellimere.
ambitious young royals with dreams of more, back in the palace of belisaere... ellimere isn't fool enough to deal directly with kerrigor in peacetime, but, well, this isn't peacetime! (it's a massive disaster. and if she wants to be a real ruler she can't just run to her mother, can she? and her father wasn't really a king back then, was he? she only needs advice once. just the once.) i could absolutely see ellimere going a bit isolationist trying to get the OK back to what it was pre-interregnum, especially with the help of kerrigor, and end up worsening the political situation as a result.
also, although the angst potential is def there, the idea of sam getting aggressively mistrusted by the court for every little thing while his perfect sister is Actually Factually possessed is honestly just hilarious to me. nick lends sam some hair oil one morning and suddenly every lord in sight is muttering about his "unnatural resemblance" and "inimical blood", while ellimere walks around with eyes of fire like a Deep Gate Rester and nobody bats an eyelid.
there's also one additional thing we know about ellimere and it's that she wields dyrim against orannis. ill be the first to admit i think it's a stupid, ill-thought-out assignation (so you're telling me the joint VOICE of the watch aren't The Speaker? ok) but i AM deeply curious what it could mean for ellimere as a character. obviously deeply tinhat here but i like how ellie and sam are Speaker and Thinker respectively i think you could make the case for an interesting parallel there (and i think kerrigor's charismatic nature + power draw from his vassals [sue me. this one throwaway line has captivated me since i first read the books. mr nix hello would you care to fucking comment about the ramifications and how that works] could definitely have Connections and Implications to this.)
anyway. iiiin conclusion goldenhand should die a painful death. thanks for coming to my ted talk
there's a tower in belisaere called dolorous bastion
#also didn't want to derail further but your tags re: terciel&elinor have deeply captivated me. I Need to reread it now godammnit#lirael goes into death at coldhallow house to rememberance something plotrelevant#but all she sees is Myrien turn to the camera officestyle and say 'these bitches gay good for them'#the old kingdom#old kingdom#god im so sorry about the yapping everytime you talk about the oldkingdom it just opens the floodgates
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you know what fxck everyone else i finally have the courage to say this: i don’t think susie is irredeemable completely. i don’t think she’s nice or a saint or anything but i think she probably at least cares for kirby genuinely.
#seeing someone post about the fandom having basically ruined susie for them was the last straw like BRUH CAN WE PLEASE CHILL OUT WHY IS#EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT HER LIKE SHE'S ULTRA MEGASATAN NOWADAYS#i imagine she has issues with like getting emotionally attached to people tbh (idk howto describe it) but i feel like kirby's helping her#susie kirby
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megasatan replied to your post: megasatan replied to your post: ...
Idk where you’re at but over here it’s a normal thing. Is it a plane? is it a jet? are those tour helicopters? nope the lights just vanished we’ll never know.
idk i feel like it would have been way less weird if it were at night but it was around like 2 or 3 in the afternoon?
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megasatan ha respondido a tu publicación: can someone tell me if roadhog has special...
I haven’t even played in junkertown idk if it’s cause I’m on console but it never came up on the map rotation :(
tbh i never heard any new voiceline for him and it’s... weird. maybe there’s a problem with petersdorf?
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ALL of these hard mode marks were gotten in the span of 2 consecutive runs
few days ago i was at a lose streak of 40 but then i unlocked the d6
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had a wonderfully fun isaac run where i got GREAT synergies. i got eden who started with fruitcake and the d6. and from there it went crazy. rune bag gave me a few jeras and i managed to reroll in the chest until i got dad’s key.
so here’s the megasatan kill. lmao.
#shitpost#i'll do delirium later#this was a great run lol#the only reason i was losing hp was because i had the heart#aaand also im so small i can't see myself anymore now lol#makes it harder#always a good day when i take down megasatan
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me omw to super kill megasatan in less than one minute >:)
#gif warning#tboi#the binding of isaac#lilith tboi#tboi lilith#blood tw#ask to tag#my drawing#colored stuff
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lost megasatan speedrun/j . sorry about any audio jank, for some reason sound effects are either really quiet and are drowned out by music or really loud and i'd rather hear them all instead of only half.
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Finally finished the Lost, and definitely earned it
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♥ full ver. because i digged that. ♥ apparently we got another boss that sincerely scares azzy :)
#♥ other than satan and megasatan i guess#art#random post#prince of darkness#illusion of madness#tboi#tboi spoilers#spoilers
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How the literal fucking fuck do people kill mohg in 1 minute this man gives me major anxiety especially when he turns into megasatan and starts flying and glowing and throwing seething blood everywhere he makes me want to throw my controller in a sulphuric body of water
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megasatan replied to your post: I saw the weirdest thing today and I have no idea...
ooo what is it friend? what did you see??
my dude... its gonna sound ridiculous--
#megasatan#it was something in the sky#like i dont wanna say a ufo but like it was literally an unidentified flying thing so like--- idk man#i saw it and then it just kinda like.... faded away???#my brain wanted to say it was a plane but it like... just disappeared....#and it was honestly shaped kinda like a blimp like thing idk#i only saw it for a second but it was just so weird#im honestly not even sure i really saw it right idk#spookytalks#i sound ridiculous#but it was just so weird....
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