#megamind simp

[idbangmegamind]

Every time Megamind comes on the screen so do I 😩😩

[megamindsecretlair]

Every time you reblog something I always have to prepare myself 😭

Unfortunately am not complaining 😕

Lmfaooo, im sorry. Ik I be wilding. 🤣🤣🤣

All time is demon time 😈🥵

[theemperorsnewfanblog]

is it just me or r they kinda similar😳

[a-very-tired-raven]

does your sister still simp for megamind

She finally answered my message and i quote "top ive been busy as hell, and I've been listening to fnaf music while i get stuff done and i see a text from my sis that says 'do you still simp for megamind??' And the answer is OF COURSE???"

[qualitycrow]

if megamind was an anime people would be simping for titan

[daydream-the-demon]

my dream is to create an oc people will simp for 😔

Take courses of Tumblr Sexymanning:

Make the OC not human. Make it a powerful deity, being, supernatural. (Ex. Sans, skeleton; Bill Cipher, dream demon triangle; Alastor, half-deer demon; Jax, a bunny.)

Make the OC evil/morally inept. Usually being forwardly evil or bad is the best. (Ex. Oncler, cutting down trees; Bill Cipher, trying to destroy the universe; Alastor, murderer cannibal; Jax, an asshole; Slenderman, kidnaps people, William Afton, murder.)

Make the OC funny and likable. (Ex. Bill Cipher, outrageous humor; Jax, does pranks; Alastor, does things for amusement; Sans, does puns.)

Make the OC outrageous. Make them be crazy, have outlandish opinions, and say/do things that are usually not socially acceptable. (Ex. Bill Cipher, insane; Alastor, murderous; Jax, an asshole.)

Make the OC fancy and/or formal. Clothes including suits is most suitable! (Ex. King Dice, suit; Alastor, suit; Bill Cipher, tophat and bowtie; Milkman, milkman outfit.)

Make the OC powerful. Make them have powers of a deity, supernatural powers, or something abnormally good. (Ex. Bill Cipher, can do anything at the snap of his fingers; Alastor, powerful overlord able to take down others with ease; Megamind, extremely smart.)

The character should be both good in personality and design!

Looking at random characters of the sexypedia.fandom.com can help with these. Almost all character have one or more of these traits.

@author-of-the-year prompt: existentialism and peacock feather.

Welcome the new [tumblr] Sexyman! Ermes Denver! (You can freely take her design!)

Please I created this design and I do kind of simp-

[polycephalies]

so i need you guys to hear me out on someone.

wiki calls him brown coated cameraman. simp cameraman. few people and i call him purplow. ill be calling him purplow for the duration of this.

i am not a believer of the theory that he’s going to go through a villain arc just because he got abandoned/rejected by tvwoman. he’s not hal from megamind.

the question then becomes What is gonna happen to him instead. and if any of you folks are in the alliance discord you already know where this is going

way back when ep 57 came out and we were all rattling amongst ourselves about titanspeak being freed i was browsing the main twitter tag and found this short comic

at first i just brushed it off as a funny thing but then the Rot kicked in

the whole idea of this pathetic wet dog of a man having what is essentially a bisexual awakening as a result of being saved by a different guy than he expected now lives in my head Rent Free

i've also found two more art pieces on twitter so far

the only thing we're missing is a name for the ship. tvlow? purptv? i'm gonna tag it "purplow x tvman" on my blog for right now...

[matashaw]

Introduction post

Gawd I should be doing supa strikas headcanons now that I’ve got motivation to post but I just remembered I don’t even have an introduction post!!!

About me

I have a piss and degradation kink

She/her or elmatador/elmatadorself for the close ones

Lactose intolerant, that doesn’t stop me from consuming milk tho

I speak Spanish and English, I’m learning German too

Feet fetish

I’m into everything but biological men

You can say I’m kind of a lesbian but not the Chappell roan kind more like the rebel girl by bikini kill kind

Actually DNI if you like Chappell roan since she has ruined lesbianism for me

Spanish

My names Mata, NOT VALENTINA!!!!!!

On recovery

Interests

I really like the movie Jennifer’s body because the idea of a lesbian being controlled by a demon into eating men is just peak

I love kathleen hanna and bands she’s been in, such as Bikini Kill and Le Tigre, my favourite songs being “my my metrocard” and “carnival”

I’m not really into video games, I mostly like horror, scp and Roblox sometimes too

I love lolcows but I’d say my favourite one is tophiachu because she’s literally the creator of the term femcel

My favourite characters are el matador, north shaw and klaus. They’re my holy trinity

I’m also into madness combat, piggy, scp, nocturnals, breaking bad, megamind and horror videogames

I listen to punk rock and pop music

DNI list

Chappell roan fans again

People that have self inserts

That game where there are two siblings that commit incest fans

Dalas review fans

Ricky edit fans

Ariana grande fans

Any person that simps for any character that isn’t el matador

El matador haters

People that say they’re el matadors biggest fan

People who don’t like matashaw?

People who like matashaw?

COD players

Fortnite players

People that like the movie clueless

Jenna Ortega fans

OBESE shador fans

Self proclaimed goths and punks that shop on shein, temu…! If you’re one of these people you actually disgust me and I, personally, think you don’t even deserve to breathe

That’s all thanks for reading 💓

[aimportantdragoncollector]

Have convinced myself at least one of the Captain Hero vs Demon King Fanfics AFO wrote from the Simp Quiz is literally just the plot of Megamind. Either he wrote an AU Fic or just straight-up wrote megamind in his universe.

A story where the villain gets redeemed and becomes a hero? Nope, Yoichi definitely wrote that one.

All for One: (Sobbing) Yes, technically the villain won, but at what cost? People are cheering for him! His worst enemy didn't even stay dead! He's become domesticated! This is a tragedy...

[peach-cream-tea]

DONNIE HEADCANONS LETS GOOOOOO

Donnie canonically has autism but i also headcanon him with slight anxiety and self esteem issues

similar to leo he pretends to have a far bigger ego than he actually has

but unlike leo he actually tries to work on his self esteem issues

he likes to help Mikey with his therapy sessions by supplying psychology textbooks and seminars he found online

he has texture issues with denim and bumpy fabric

they also despise the texture of oatmeal

like this mf literally gags at the smell (im totally not projecting)

this mf is so bisexual it hurts

but he's incredibly picky with his tastes and whenever he's sitting with Leo and April he bullies anyone they simp for

his type is literally anyone who listens to his infodumps (me fr)

he gets gender identity crisis' once a week at least

he based his eyebrows off Lou Jistu

contrary to popular belief, he cannot function when he's sleep deprived

if he loses even an hour of sleep he's like a zombie

has a set bed time that Leo bullies him for (its 8 p.m)

Besides making tech stuff, Donnie's favorite hobby is baking with Mikey

he also likes to learn different dances

his favorite dance style is break dancing

Despite his mature nature, he loves to egg on his brothers to do dumb things like the Cinnamon challenge or backflips

his violent tendencies are definitely not from him basing his personality of over dramatic movie villains (cough Megamind cough)

he does sound effects as a vocal stim while working

he definitely owns one of those "eat, sleep, game, repeat" shirts that April got as a joke present

he really, really, REALLY likes gummy worms, they claim it "satisfies an innate desire"

when they found out their species of turtle is carnivorous, he threatened to eat Leo and Mikey

Donnie will never admit it but they secretly really like being Leo's "twin"

Him and leo play rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to get the older twin for the day

that's all i have for now but i definitely will make more, i wanna do April next then maybe Splinter!!

[idbangmegamind]

All I'm saying is until that sequel comes out Megapapi won't be the only one with blue balls

[dual-plunger-enthusiast]

Ooooh Microphoneman is a cool idea! Dunno how they'd work, but it's cool!

Also, fun fact I noticed, there never seen to be more than 5 TVman. 2 normal, 1 large, TVwoman and Cinemaman!

Honestly, I'd pay to see mecha scientist, dual plunger and camerawoman as a team for a episode, or just mecha scientist again!!

Also! What do you think they will do with the glitch toilet, since they only paralysed it? Maybe try to use that technology to upgrade Dual Plunger? Or the Cinemaman!

Can you imagine? Titan camera, titan speaker and Cinemaman going to G-Man all at once? No way he escapes!

Now, fun thing, do you believe the theory that there is a cameraman traitor among them??

Also! Do you think we will see more of the skibidi scientist? I just,, love scientist characters, okay?? And he problaby is behind all the upgrades and counter attacks!

And finally, any theories about the skibidi UFO, or theories in general??

Yeah idk either lol. I know some folks who have made micmen of their own though

THE ONE THING I NOTICED PERSONALLY IS, whenever we meet a new TV, there's always only Two normal TVmen accompanying them (this excludes Titan TV). Two when we meet Polyceph, two when Polyceph's light was no use, and two again when we meet TVgirl. With Titan TV, we've only seen him accompanied by One TVman on his debut and then he's on his own after that.

I like to think they'll use the Glitch Toilet's powers, yeah! I think it'd be cool to watch a CCTVman fuckin ny00m across the screen at insane speeds. It'd be funnier if it was a Speakerman due to how energetic they are!

PHAXX!!! TRIPLE TROUBLE GANG

I have no specific theories, but one thing for sure is, I genuinely HATE the theory that purplow (simp) is going to be the traitor. I'm sorry but if you become a bad guy solely because some girl rejected you, that's just sad. Also we don't need a Hal from Megamind 2

YES I especially wanna see more of Cyborg Scientist. I like to think he and Dual are close buddies, esp since they worked together in episode 48!

Any theories I make get instantly decimated by the next episode, so I gave up on making theories of my own

[misha-moose-dean-burger-lover]

top five destiel aus?

this is INTERESTING. I'll answer based on my most recent reading preferences?

1. roommates au - decimates me every time

2. college au. im such a simp for academically stressed and coffee addicted deancas. at the same time, i sooo love seeing them in that setup - woke and cusswords and huge friend groups and that good ole dash of relatability, sorry not sorry

3. single parent! au - need i explain?? it's just so good. so good. so wholesome. so fluffy. soooooo light-up-my-life-y.

4. other modern aus - I'm a simp for destiel in contemporary settings. like, football player au, or coffee shop au, or neighbors auuuu

5. idk if this counts but i ADORE the stories where its just destiel in some classic romcom setup with a twist? I've read one for Megamind, one for The Proposal, one for breakfast at tiffany's and they're all PURE GOLD. idk whether to call this a cinemaverse au or like? meetcute?

special mention, because idk if it's an au: canon divergent(?) destiel w baby jack, co-parent sam, living in the bunker!!!!!!!!!

[a-very-tired-raven]

how's your fam? your mama had that struggle a while back. and your sister is a megamind simp. A lot to handle

Tragic, i know. I dunne if ill be able to make it much further

[kaezer]

@ecto-stone tagged me! Love you, darling! I live to serve my fellow Vlad simps!

Tag 9 people you want to know better!

3 Ships: Reylo diehard, GingerRose and Entrapdak

1st Ever Ship: oh god don’t make me think that far back! It might have been Zero (from Pokémon movie 13) x OC (I know, cringe) uh but if you want an actual ship- Tendershipping but I didn’t know I was shipping it lol

Last Song: *checks Spotify* Night Witches by Sabaton because FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND SILENCE- CAST THEIR SPELLS, EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE- RUSSIAN NIGHT TIME FLIGHT PERFECTED- FLAWLESS VISION, UNDETECTED

Last Movie: I think it was the Lego Batman Movie a few nights ago because it brings me unbridled joy

Currently Reading: Way too many fanfictions- all of which involve Vlad. As for actual books I would LIKE to continue reading Wings of Fire- it’s just finding the motivation (I’m on the most recent 2 books)

Currently Watching: Oh there’s so many- Gargoyles, Game of Thrones for the second time, The 100 and eagerly awaiting for the new seasons of The Owl House, The Bad Batch and The Mandalorian

Currently Consuming: Hi-Chew, I tried it for the first time the other day and I’m in love

Currently Craving: A Dr. Pepper and a good movie- primarily The Prince of Egypt or Megamind

I tag:

@aikoiya

@jnstudios2

Because I love you two already

And

@tourettesdog

@hungrymentor

@we-serve-spirits

@skellagirl

Because you guys seem neato and seeing you guys on my dash always brightens my day! I’d tag you too Ecto but I don’t know if you’d appreciate a tag-back lol

[wesper-ao3feed]

Indulgence

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/wiL45NU by ejga_ostja Kaz looked out the window again, pretending to weigh his options, when the choice was already clear to him. Really, he must've been subconsciously considering it all evening, every extra minute he chose to spend with Jesper and Wylan instead of just heading home before the snow got this bad. Even if the weather outside was perfect, even if the skies were clear, he wouldn’t have passed up the chance to spend the rest of the night with Wylan and Jesper. AKA a night of heavy snowfall proves itself to be an excellent opportunity for Kaz to have his very first sleepover with his boyfriends. Words: 8644, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Kaz Brekker, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck Relationships: Kaz Brekker/Jesper Fahey, Kaz Brekker/Wylan Van Eck, Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck, Kaz Brekker/Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck Additional Tags: Modern AU, Fluff, Comedy, Soft Kaz Brekker, Simp Kaz Brekker, POV Kaz Brekker, Aged-Up Characters, Idiots in Love, Polyamory, Healing, Winter fic, Snowed In, sleepover, Sharing a Bed, Cuddling, Cute date ideas: Building a giant snow penis, Immature jokes about serious health issues, Jesper is good at cooking, Kerch boys can't handle spicy food, Cute date ideas: Cheating at Uno together, Jesper Fahey Has ADHD, Gamer Wylan agenda, Jesper Fahey dabbing on the haters, Kaz likes strawberry-flavoured toothpaste, Kaz loves stealing Jesper's clothes, Kissing after breaking into a retirement home, This tag-list is unhinged yes I'm aware, Jesper snores like a beast, mentions of drug and alcohol use, Rated T for dirty humour, no beta we die like joost, Kissing after a pillow-fight, The love language of making crow noises, Jesper is hyperfixated on Megamind (2010) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/wiL45NU