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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken#if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson
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Want this fat ass on your co*k?...I'm here daddy 🤪
#attention wh0r3#sexy chick#slim and sexy#cvm wh0re#cvmslvt#cvmdump#4gepl4y#cutie w a bootie#submisive and breedable#needy wh0re#meet and fuck#bd/sm breeding#bimbo doll#dumbfication#dumb wh0re#cnc brat#bd/sm daddy#bd/sm kink#breeding k1nk#r4p3 m3#rough cnc#r@petoy
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The funniest thing Stranger Things could do is reveal that Steve’s parents are like, really liberal. They donate to AIDs research. They were arrested protesting the Vietnam War. They campaigned for Mondale. Steve tells them that Nancy broke up with him and they’re like, “Thank god, that family believes in Reaganomics.”
#they’re never home because they’re civil rights attorneys#they meet Robin and tell her that they’re not exactly ‘friends of Dorothy’ (they tried. didnt like it) but they’re cool with Dorothy#and all her friends#Robin’s about to cry and Steve is just like ‘…who the fuck is Dorothy?’#I think it’d be funny if they were the exact opposite of what the fandom thinks#though I love ‘Steve has bad parents’ angst so much#steve harrington#stranger things
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soundwaves turn being the cat
#transformers#soundwave#ravage#maccadams#transformers idw#tf#i have way too much fun fucking around with their holoforms#ravage is probably the only person soundwave would let hold him like this#maybe he just wants to be held...#this is very inspired by the rid issue where it shows their first meeting
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at the friday panel andrew wincott said raphael and astarion should go on holiday together and i can’t stop thinking about it
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#raphael#the bitchiest old men at the resort#i feel like they’d be at eachother’s throats until something inconveniences them BOTH#like it’s devil and vampling until the wine is lukewarm and then it’s maximum pettiness#also the person who asked the question that prompted it told me that at the meet and greet he said they’d go to spain#edit tumblr washed out my colours so bad what the fuck
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these two gossiping about their love lives is so fucking cute
bonus lucanis confirmed canonically having had a crush on viago!!!
#lucanis dellamorte#emmrich volkarin#viago de riva#emmrich x strife#my rook isn’t a crow but honestly so fucking funny if they are and romance lucanis lmao#and still funny regardless when my rook definitely went 👀 hi viago hiiiii when first meeting him#before inevitably falling for lucanis#dragon age#da4#datv#da4 spoilers#playing dragon age
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I'm spun and horny now.
#I sell dick rates#black girl magic#black girl's of Tumblr#black girls rock#soft black women#black girls beauty#african american#meet and fuck.
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2/2
#“better late than never!” ahh post#this quote reminded me of ren's thought process during 2/2. its not supposed to reflect the canon dialogue. rather his internal monologue#had to adjust it a little to fit the context tho#anyway yea im clocking out happy shuake divorce day everyone#the fact that any reality where ren and akechi meet is always destined to end with akechi dying is so fucked up#persona 5 royal#persona 5#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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Reblog if you’ll fuck me and cum on my face and tits😝😉
#hook me up#meet and fuck#meetup#older guys#older man younger woman#oldermen#attention wh0r3#daddy k!nk#daddy's good girl#free use slvt#big breasted women#big natural breasts
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I love how mqf's oficial description is something like: a good heart who wants to help others but then you read the novel and his reaction to lqg trapping ten infected men who are crying in panic is "great now I can start to work in my experiments with decomposed people to find a cure" and gets out a lot of needles, which makes the man cry even harder.
Even if we only get bits of the other Cang Qiong sect leader's we can reach the conclusion that no one there is normal, sqq is just biased.
#the other sects when they have to invite cang qiong: they're our brothers but for fuck's sake they're so weird#sqq is a drama queen married to the demon lord#lqg is an obsessed fighter with no survival instics#sqh is a spy married to ANOTHER demon that somehow is still in the sect doing taxes#qqq could kill you with a look but she also makes fun of tiny lbh in the extras#you know the emperor#so she has probably zero survival instics too#mqf is one step away from becoming a mad doctor#and they're lead by the n°1 apologizer#i love them let me meet the rest#svsss#scum villain self saving system#mu qingfang#liu qingge#shen qingqiu
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Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.
Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.
+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will
Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️
#when Alastor says he can't go to a meeting#he MEANS it#all the overlords were scarred that day#except Rosie#bestie brought snacks#how sweet of him :3#slid of bit of radiostatic in there for you guys#vox we know what you are#a unabashed Alastor simp#the overlords are my sitcom#they're my version of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”#they're toxic co-workers who are also sometimes silly#fire Overlord guy what the fuck is your name#im calling him Zephar for now#but I've also called him Vephar#but im thinking of changing it#there's also three V's and two other Z's#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#carmilla carmine#hazbin zestial#zestial#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#velvette#the vees#valentino
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It’s best to introduce your Hag slowly through the door first to not scare the others
#fear and hunger#funger#enki ankarian#enki#ragnvaldr#cahara#d'arce cataliss#d'arce#enkivaldr#comic#illustration#pixel art#csp#digital art#my art#enki is a hag and i love him#i love thinking about the diff combos of what order the party meets each other#but this is my favorite one alkjfjksd Rag dragging Enki in like the fucked up cat he is#also once again i beg for people to tell me if the dithering is too much#i just love the texture so much im obsessed#also my first time writing alt text for a drawing so if i did a bad job plls let me know 👍
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everyone in the rap community @ drake rn
#nah but fr#three disses in three days is fucking crazy#just lie down and die at this point you're done there's no coming back from this#drake#kendrick lamar#meet the grahams#aubrey graham
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There’s something so important about dungeon meshi choosing falin to be their missing party member. She’s their healer. She is, in many ways, the most important member. She’s the one who ensures they all come home in one piece at the end of the day. So from a storytelling perspective, it makes sense that it would be her. It intrinsically raises the stakes by taking away the party’s ability to quickly heal.
But from a thematic standpoint it’s even more significant. Falin is the best of them. She holds them all together. There’s a reason why the party splits up when they lose her, after all. The only reason Laois and Marcille know each other is because of Falin, so by extension she’s the only reason their party exists the way it does.
There’s something almost divine about the way she’s characterized by her friends. They talk about her kindness, think of what she’d do if she were with them. You never hear anyone speak poorly of her. Everyone else has flaws. Laois struggles to connect with others, Chilchuck can’t admit when he cares, Marcille refuses to be wrong, and Senshi is very stuck in his ways. None of these are necessarily a bad thing. It just makes them complex people. But Falin is almost more of an idealized concept than a person.
And then we see Falin on screen, a mess of bones and viscera. We see her put back together with forbidden magic, her new body soaked with blood. We see that there’s something off about her, that alongside her kindness is incredible power. And everything up until that point reframes itself. Falin has always been part monster, from her compassion for the dead to her magic school hideout in a dungeon. She dies and comes back, not just changed but amplified. She’s a healer, a ghost, a monster, all tucked beneath the same skin.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#I love a woman who’s a little fucked up actually#the party describes her as an angel but then you meet her and realize they meant biblically accurate
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i MISSED this pen
#idk if it looks good but its a lot of fun#homestuck#rosemary#rose lalonde#kanaya maryam#stupid fucking sexy dangerous light players or something#art#first meeting ykyk#first impressions more importantly
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cutieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#attention wh0r3#sexy chick#slim and sexy#cvm wh0re#cvmslvt#cvmdump#4gepl4y#cutie w a bootie#submisive and breedable#needy wh0re#meet and fuck#bd/sm breeding#bimbo doll#dumbfication#dumb wh0re#cnc brat#bd/sm daddy#bd/sm kink#breeding k1nk#r4p3 m3#rough cnc#r@petoy#big bootie#big tiddy gf#cute#dm me#dm me for my content#dms open#onlyfansbabe#onlyfanz
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